/nrl/ - Mystery Girl Edition

Can we keep this thread up until Origin???

LAWGOD SAYS NO

What's actually up with the pic and the number? whose is it?

I text every phone number that appears in these threads DESU

>>76953014
based AVOgod

no one ever txts me

fucking hell, some girl got an AVO out on me. what teh FUCK?>

>>76953040
AVOgod is one post away lad

>go away for a few weeks
>feel like a newfag in /nrl/ all over again

Who the fuck is AVOgod? Sometimes I miss Matt and Goosey

>>76953069
classic AVOgod

>>76953069
t. Apprehended Violence Order god

>>76953075
>>76953070
>>76953069
>>76953049
>>76953044
>>76953035
All the same poster. Do not fall for this forced meme.

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Dear John

>>76953077
Literally all me

The one and only, AVOgod

International rugby league fans can watch the NRL in the second half of the season via Rugby Pass.

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NRL matches will be delivered by Rugby Pass (https://www.rugbypass.com/signup) free of charge in markets that do not have a local NRL broadcast partner. Also, in markets where a broadcaster elects not to broadcast a particular match, these games will be made available via Rugby Pass.

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Read more about live streaming for international views here.

Rugby league fans within Australia can watch all games live on their mobile, laptop or tablet via the NRL Live Pass.

http://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_1531247825/Stunning-Fit-Young-Hottie-New-in-Brisvegas.html

Why did that guy delete the phone number?

I still remember it

Janny deleted it and 15 minute banned me.

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>>76953130

>>76953130
I'm surprised he didn't ban you for 0407 minutes haha. I mean he probably picks some random number while he's eating his 870 hot pockets. I've been banned 029 times before so I know how you feel

>>76953139
meant for>>76953141

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>>76953141
>tfw 3 day ban cause you meant to post on tv but posted on sp

kek good post

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>>76953147
In the months leading-up to Wednesday's confirmation that the NRL will investigate alleged salary cap issues at Manly, at least two Sea Eagles players had been chasing mooted third party deals.

We can reveal Nate Myles and Dylan Walker were none too happy about being out of pocket. Myles has now moved onto Melbourne, abruptly splitting from the Sea Eagles with almost 18 months to run on his contract.

Walker is still at the club – and playing brilliant footy. But he's done so under the strain of not receiving a substantial sum of money he expected to get.

ormer half Kieran Foran also walked away from the club at the end of 2015 with $140,000 allegedly owing. It's likely negotiations surrounding those players will form part of the investigation.

MANLY ARE FINISHED. TPA'S UNPAID. ITS ALL OVER.

Test

I'd be too scared to msg any girl on that :3

>>76953178
you are a piece of shit leave me alone

get your marks back yet lawbro

>>76953188
Tomorrow. Not sure if they release at midnight or like 6am or whatever. I'll be up anyway I've developed insomnia over the holidays staying up all night shitposting.

>tfw this was probably the last time i could stay up all night and not work or study until i retire

it was a fun last hurrah

What's for tea lads?

>tomorrow.

I thought you went to usyd? What uni you at?

How is it free on rugbypass if you need to pay to create an accoiunt there? And why did they get rid of livestream?

>>76953218
((()))

>>76953218
Probably because Livestream was so easily exploitable
Or Rugbypass paid them to so they could have more people on their service

Kill me

I regret deleting her number. Now I'm searching through my phone bill looking for it.

>>76953214
thats a secret lad. usyd is on the cards for masters. might go anu or see whats available overseas.

*Let's out a quiet fart*

>>76953250
>that's a secret
Not really. If your results get released tomorrow I could backtrack when all the universities release their results. Usyd releases theirs in a few weeks and they all happen at different times, so if someone on this board wanted to they could find out where you go.

Just put up a fake prostitue ad on locanto and attached my ex's phone number to it lads.

Funny it doesn't matter where u live if u are a pensioner
u get approx $440 a week and the lnp says that is too much

$100 goes on rent
$100 goes on food fuel
$100 goes on running a car reg etc
$50 goes on power (run bore )
$20 goes on medicine
$15 goes on internet
$10 goes on a coffee and cake
$5 goes on prescription drugs

the other $45 goes on drinking drugs and the gambling
a carton of beer cost $50
i have no idea what one marijuana smoke costs take a guess at $20
and another $50 goes on the pokies
opps i cant spend that cause i rang out of money after a bought a carton of beer LOL

ok u financial advisers who support LNP idea that we are living high
u do the maths and show me how a cashless card can save me ROFLMAO

University of Melbourne

What a gay cunt

And a dumb cunt

How do you expect to be good at law if I just outwitted you over a keyboard on a Vietnamese cooking forum

>>76953333
Tribs

>>76953355
Double dubs

At this rate LAWbro is fucked

>>76953333
cause law isnt about wits its about ctrl f

just read the answer guide for one of my exams and i think i'm probably closer to a C/D than a HD lads

well this thread sure is depressing

just faceapped myself

LawGOD on unemployed watch

Thread reminder that LAWgod studies at the Uni of Melbourne

Hitting the hay early tonight lads. See yous tomorrow xoxoxoxo

Just got back from hang gliding. It's a great hobby and I would highly reccommended it. I see a lot of people getting into skydiving and that's great too used to have a license but it's probably expired by now. However after a few goes you "literally" just feel as though you're lining up to go on the same theme park ride and the exhiliration wears off. Ive been doing this for a few months now and really starting to get the hang of it and so is my beautiful wife. If you can rustle up the funds to buy a glider and do a course in it you should. It's a real thrill and something I cant see myself not getting bored of for a long time.

>>76953696
can see myself*, posting off the phone atm

>>76953723
>>76953696
Hang yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MT6ubvOoBg

Who are you buying this week m8s? Getting Based Turbo and Based DCE myself.

>>76953773
No thanks, my life is too based and yours could be too if you followed my advice.

>>76953878
I don't know whether to laugh or cry

How long until the Reality Check is a good poster meme ends?

https://twitter.com/wwos/status/882882418675404800

EEEOOORRR EEEEORRRRR

>>76954004
awwww shiiieeeeeeet my person of colour

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>>76954004

>>76953955
When I stop providing elite tips for your punting.

Lads when I'm doing weights and push ups the like one tendon in my right elbow feels really sketchy and I'm afraid to push too hard with it but my left is fine. Any ideas why?

1 in 3 women will have an abortion in their life lads

Based women

wish you were aborted 2bh

t. guy that is a causal racist and hates based female touchies

I'll touch you

Been waiting all this time for you to make your move

http://www.ry.com.au/silver-bullet-hybrid-ceramic-and-ionic-straightening-brush.html

Walkie, do I need to go pick up some lube and connies on the way to your place?

Yeah I'm out

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>>76954004
Nice stance fairy boy, lmao

Alpha stance

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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

>>76955134
What is the staff price of a Shrek 2 DVD?

Not a fan of this not (You)ing people while replying to them meme lads, I find it very antisocial

Sean is a wog right?

newcunt can't stand not getting any (yous)
kek

KEK

K E K

>>76955179
same

>>76955170
I just steal the from out back lol.

>>76955228
Can you steal me a gaming PC?

Can't stand consoles

>>76955269
I'll steal you a gaming laptop

>gaming
>PC

>national anthem
*mutes tv*

t. chink
I'll mute your life you unpatriotic cunt

Rory Kostjasyn confirmed retiring lads
RIP in piss

Having some popcorn tripple butter explosion lads

Coen Hess

is my bitch

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Daly Cherry-Evans here, I'm such a pussy and a loser. I was literally the reason why my team lost in the 2015 Grand Final.
I'm such a loser

^it's true you know

jerryd

scott bolton

For some reason I can't imagine an Aussie beta neet, or even an Aussie beta for that matter. Imagine the only cunts posting in here are junkie bogans

>>76952988
Me in the pic

>>76952988
Hello why are you aiming for 1000?

Why not?

She should have replied. I will make her regret not replying to me.

any more of the conversation m8?

>>76961149
Throwback to better times.

>>76961186
based AVOlad

i had no idea TPA were so low

theyre talking capping it at 1m per club. i was thinking cunts like smith and inglis and burgess and that would be on a shitloads. maybe most of their salary does come from the cap... or a lot of TPAs are cash in hand and never get counted

>Roosters vs Rabbitohs during an Origin round

Which fuckstick thought that was a good idea?

>>76962549
i don't care

Predicting the Roosters tonight. Now I know what you're thinking. "Hurr durr RC yuh no nuffin Mitch Pearce isn't playin souffs ez lmao". Well yes I do know that, along with Blake Ferguson and Dylan Napa also missing. It would seem logical that one just needs to put on their science glasses and objectively deduce a victory to the bunnies. However to be a true Tip God one must consider that we are currently living in the Year of the Rooster, and the Rabbit is his most hated foe. The Rabbit has no power in this year and I suspect the Rooster will be up to some trickery during this match. It is for this reason that I'm leaning towards the Roosters. I'm not betting on it because Souths are my team, but just let this post stick in your mind before you throw your centrelink payment down on the bunnies tonight.

>>76962663
You're a poofter and you should kill yourself.

>>76962663
based Rooster Check

LAWgod studies at the university of Melbourne.

He got his results today

>>76963151
1 HD 2 D
wanted 2 HD or 3 HD
such is life

if I get 1 HD and 2 D in this final semester I will likely win the law medal

>>76962748
The name is Reality Check. You can call me a poofter, you can call me a faggot.

Just don't call me while I'm fucking my wife.

>>76963797
how are your parents

>>76963958
Sadly passed away long ago.

>>76963797
I shagged your wife, RC

Your Russian princess and your castle have been conquered.

>>76963797
How big is her dick?

>>76964091
did they kill themselves for creating you?

>>76964541
proxy fag

>>76964573
fuck off

>>76964617
added to my American banter folder lads

Put all my child support money on souths lads

http://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_1531247825/Stunning-Fit-Young-Hottie-New-in-Brisvegas.html

>Brisvegas

Cringe

>he's jealous his city is not a vegas
I'm loling (lmaoing out loud)

Supercoach.

>Living in such a city with no personality whatsoever that you have to nickname it after another city

kek

KEK

Hey guys welcome to NRL Tonight, this episode we'll be talking to an old player for 15 minutes because we have nothing else to talk about. Crossing over to NRL's chief reporter.

>James Hooper: Yes. G'day. Meagan. Here. I have. With me. Blocker Roach. Blocker. How are. Your. Blues...going mate?
>Blocker: Yeah we just goawta get in dere mate *looks at camera frightened* we gotta take it to them Queenslanders hey back in my day mate haha"
>James: Thank. You. Blocker.... Meagan back to you.

watched Queensland Only for a bit and realised they take footy way more seriously than NSW ever did and they have a fuckload of players that I dont recognise cause they all played QLD Cup and ive never heard of them but apparently they were mint

also its 3 abos and 1 white guy from the back page which i reckon is pretty good for diversity inclusiveness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee-pw5M3z2I

>>76966032
Please do not bully the Blocker

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I have no trades left in SuperCoach.

>>76966055
kek. kys cowbucks

>>76966032
>*looks at camera frightened*
>hey back in my day mate haha"

laughed twice lad. heres a you

lads i was gonna make some hess memes but theyll just steal them and post em on facebook nrl memes for goy bucks

Kill me

Just killed a fat yank lads

i had to move to qld because of the dumb bitch who has an AVO on me, and now some stupid cunt took out a DVO against me. fucking women

>>76966074
It was our turn

>>76965993
When will GummiBitch finally get exposed?

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>Origin Game III 2017
>It's 28-28. Golden Point
>NSW kick off
>The kick goes to Ben Hunt, who is playing instead of DCE
>He drops it cold
>He squats on the ground with his hands on his head as the NSW team run up the field
>Crowd is dead silent, you could hear a pin drop
>NSW scrum on the 10 metre line
>The pass goes straight to James Maloney who looks to line up for a field goal
>Suddenly he does a 180 and kicks the ball all the way down the other end of the field
>Commentators speechless
>Cameras pan back to the other side of the field in a panic
>Ball making its way down toward the ground
>The ball is caught by none other than Daly Cherry-Evans
>He's in a NSW jersey
>DCE sprints 90 m up field, stepping every QLD defender one by one on the way
>He gets to the goal and kicks it through the posts
>But catches it before it hits the ground and puts it down between the posts
>He also was playing advantage from a high tackle from Ben Hunt
>DCE gets awarded the NRL's first ever 9 point try, handing NSW the series
>A tear rolls down Johnathon Thurstons left cheek
>Kevin Walters places a revolver to his temple and pulls the trigger
>The crowd erupts into a roar, NSW fans cheer and QLD fans shriek
>The noise is so loud that the vibrations of the soundwaves disturb the natural equilibrium of the fabric of space-time
>The observable universe gradually begins to physically vibrate and distort
>Cooper Cronks nose temporarily realigns back to its original state
>The statue of Wally Lewis remorphs into DCE
>Dark matter is released and a black hole is created which collapses in on itself and swallows up the entire stadium, as well as the state of Queensland and the Great Barrier Reef
>At the epicenter of the void where Suncorp Stadium used to be lies a single inanimate object, rotating endlessly in the void
>Its a fan-made sign with a picture of DCE in his Queensland jersey from the 2015 Origin series
>The sign only features four words "It was his turn"
>Nothing beside remains.

def not this week. GBRLC is in for a big win this round.

Cringe

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*blocks your path*

jokes only funny once lad

back to the writing board

Who /stillundertheradar/ here?

Can't wait for the looks on your faces when I win it all.

poomi poors could concievably lose every game left in the year excluding the game against danny

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We're going to lose origin aren't we lads

>implying based danny won't win

>>76966187
based ray dib

>>76966167
i am that feel m8

It's interesting watching you ants in your natural environment.

my AVO expired in 2012 but i still dont talk to her lads... took me years to retrust women... the pain never goes away...

I still can't find my ex gf lads. She left rehab and is probably still with her new guy. I can't stop thinking about her and it hurts so much. I love her and I blew it like she probably blows her new man, her soft perfect lips around his much bigger cock. Why lads why does love hurt so much.

taught her a lesson she'll never forget, lads

How much?

Dane Gagai has 7 tries in 6 Origin games.

I'm amazed he's on the QLD team then given their decisions of late.

i hope GOATgai keeps scoring Origin tries. do NOT want goyd to be the top try scorer

Dane Gagai is a future Rabbitohs immortal

BroncGODS playing tonight who here /hype/

In March 2010 less than 5% of all first home buyers had their parents help with money towards buying their home.
As of December 2016, 54.1% of first home buyers are now getting their parents financial assistance with buying their homes.

>>76966320
>$22 for a 'Za

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>>76966320

>>76966331
price you pay for quality pizzas handmade by italys finest indian 457 workers

>>76966342
use a coupon m8

Redid my trades and have 17 now N.
Good luck.

time to have my daily hour long shower and cry

Delta Goodrem

Is better than Lorde

she packed my bags last night
avos, right?
courts at 9 am
and im gonna be highhhhhh
as a kite right then
i miss the texts so much
i miss my prozzie
its lonely being a neet

Literally my 3rd cousin

*Does the haka*

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>New /nrl/ game: Vonnie or Ricki-Lee?

Vonnie or Ricki-Lee?

terrible game

best game

>>76966412
always vonnie

>ywn have a gf who actually enjoys NRL so you can watch the footy then plough her instead of taking her out to wherever the fuck and then ploughing her

poo game

>>76966412
any pics of ricki from when she was a size 14?

nope. It was ricki lee. Good try though

New game lads

Monica or Rachel?

watching friends btw

>444

checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BGAryS37oo

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ANSWER ME

>>76966463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP1DdAA48dA

>>76966461
>>76966478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0HuEvYNJNk

>>76966367
You literally cannot have more than 15.

Literally just saw how my ex-gf was doing and she's doing better than me lads

as long as my current gf isn't doing better than me, i'm happy

>>76966524
Police are on their way with blankets and hot chocolate

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you guys joke but this really hurts

do you guys have a whirlybird?

whirlybirds are for low income outer-suburban households

>>76961940
>>76961173
Cool thank you, have fun

why did livestream commit sudoku lads

whirlybird gets the worm XD

>>76966641
Jews mate
Unironically

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I want to kill myself, I'm so lonely and I'm a failure

>>76964239
Highly doubt she would give you the time of day mate. This is how things would go down if you met her, as it did countless times in the past before we had a child.

>You: At bar, see a bunch of cute girls and decide to go over there.
>You: Although average at first sight, you'll quickly be seduced by Sophia's (my wife) immaculate prettiness and want to bone her.
From here you have a few choices, but most will end up in the same result. If you are genuinely interested in one of her friends, then you might have a chance with them if they think you're alright. If you just talk to them as some way to 'game' Sophia then they'll pick up on it and ignore you.
>Sophia: Chats with you and gives you mixed messages by asking lots of questions but appearing disinterested.
>You: Tumbling deeper and deeper in love with Sophia's captivating eyes.
>Sophia: Talks about whatever art project she's working on knowing full well you're trying your hardest to pretend your interested in it.
>Sophia: Does something nice for you, offers to buy you a drink.
If you're smart you'll accept the free alcohol she'll shout you all night and be up front about the fact you want to get laid. She'll respect that. Her personality will shift into more of a relaxed, friendlier type and you'll have an excellent chance of picking up with her by your side. But by this stage most guys sperg out about who should buy the drinks, even though she's only having water on ice. If you do this here's what happens.
>Sophia: Touches your hand seductively and tells you she'll be back.
>You: Wait patiently like a fool while she chats to several people she knows there before she finds you an hour later to give you whatever poison you ordered.
>You: Infatuation hasn't worn off, start to kid yourself that she's interested despite dropping several clues that she's already attached.
>Sophia: Offers to drive you home on her bike.
>You: Get led out like a sheep as she says goodbye to her friends as they...

thread just started smelling really bad lads

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worth it?

>>76964239
>>76966705
>...look at you with amusement.
>You: Get driven home straddling Sophia, getting intoxicated by her sweet perfume and trying your hardest not to get erect behind her nice arse. You might try to stop yourself from getting erect, but it'll happen and she'll pretend not to notice so you'll take this as a positive sign.
>Sophia: Dismounts at your driveway and chats some more.
>You: Offer to take her inside which she flat out refuses.
>Sophia: Starts talking about me, and complains about my cheating habits and my other flaws that irk her.
>You: Absolutely head over heels at this point, start sperging out about how she deserves better.
>Sophia: sighs..."but I love him". Starts talking about the things she likes about me
The penny has surely dropped by now and you should have realised that you've been completely played. You could be a gentleman and thank her for the drinks/ride home and wish her good night. That's the best option and if she thinks you're alright there's still hope that she could be a good friend for you in the future. You'll get her number anyway but if you keep sperging out too much she won't reply and block you if you go psycho on the phone calls/messaging. If you're totally weak minded and try to rape her, well you'll end up with a stabbing, pepper spray to the eyes, your face kicked in on the ground and a night in the emergency hospital if you're lucky. In most cases you'll never see her again, but you'll probably furiously jack off over that one time you were on the back of a motorbike with her and always remembering those deep blue eyes...

If Sophia ever cheated on me, I can't say I wouldn't be bothered by it. But it won't happen. Whatever flame that was starting to burn from meaningless sex for her was quickly extinguished when she was raped by her uncle acting as her guardian when she was a teenager. She only fucks those she loves, and other men are nothing but an interesting observation for her.

We might get a kill in /nrl/ lads, we wouldn't beat boards like /pol/ and /b/ in the kill count but we'd make it on the scorecard.
Imagine the current affair report.

>anon was bullied on a image board talking about NRL where they kept making fun of him falling in love with a ice addicted prostitute that left him.
>they also seem to worship a female touchie calling her "based"
>if anything in this report has made you upset or anything please use the numbers and websites on the screen.

Hi Lauren, I'd love to see you Saturday and do all yourlikes in your advert. The price is what your ad says with all your likes included? What location are you or is it outcall?
Thanks
Joe

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Reminder here at /nrl/ we are all friends who value and cherish each other.
If you need help please consider the following.

Lifeline Australia - 13 11 14
>Hot young and sexy girls are waiting to turn you on

https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/online-services/crisis-chat

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

i'm beyond help. too much of a pussy to suicide though. need someone to kill me asap

Reminder that this is reality cunts home general

Reality Check is growing on me lads

>>76966743
Fuck oath

But I don't have 3 mates

you only need 2 mates

But I don't have 2 mates

>>76966524
1 of my exes is married and seems depressed
Another of my exes is gonna be 30 next year and unmarried and dating a security guard
Another is MIA and I think was escorting for a while

>not eating $35 of red rooster yourself

I live a life of escapism and avoiding anything to make me sad so I would never look up my exes.

made the order

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>>76966900

>not kfc
You are a mess, a waste and a big fat mistake

>>76966908
calling a girl boss doesn't that make you the bitch in relationship
I've heard calling them mate disarms them
Just curious, pls no bully

My parents struggling with ordering pizza online. Old people amirite lads?

>playing this during an Origin affected round

Outrageous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbiWbf_A1WQ

>>76966923
https://www.retailmenot.com/view/dominos.com.au

You better be using coupons anon

>Watson dropped for Cornish

And the Tigers want to pay him 600k

>>76966922
they know its sarcastic

sometimes theyre like DAS RIGHT IM THE BOSS U GOT THAT RIGHT HAHA and then you just play with them for a little bit and then theyre like ok i dont wanna be the boss i want a MAN and then theyre fully submissive

>>76966953
makes sense, thanks m80

>tfw changed tinder to 18-25 and get fuckall matches

i wont fuck girls over than 26 ever again lads. sick of those used up holes.

http://www.nrl.com/fastest-fittest-strongest-the-data-providing-a-new-insight-into-origin-performances/tabid/10874/newsid/109733/default.aspx

>>76966980
As he lined up the match winning conversion in the final minutes of State of Origin II while trying to ignore the pain of a season ending shoulder injury, Johnathan Thurston's heart rate soared from 149 beats per minute to 170bpm.

Then, as he paused before moving in for the 78th minute sideline attempt at goal that would send the series to a decider at Suncorp Stadium, Thurston's heart rate dramatically plunged to 161bpm before again rising sharply as the ball sailed between the posts.

>dramatically plunged from 170 to 161

is this writer on meth? i know hes on meth

>you will never be a cheerleader and have a team of football players and tv cameras staring at your rock hard nipples in the cold winter night air

Are you allowed to make non sexist sex eyes at the cheerleaders lads?

>>76967005
Speak for yourself

>• Blues hooker Nathan Peats running 16,350.8m (8227.3m in Origin I and 8123.5m in Origin II) – the furthest of any player in the series so far, ahead of Cooper Cronk, James Maloney, Cameron Smith and Boyd Cordner;


why does he run so much lads? he doesnt run the ball, where is he running in defence? is it just his tackle count x 10m ?

Been pissing a lot lately lads, legit over 10 times within the last 24 hours. Am I going to be okay?

>I'd love to do Alex Johnston to death
What did ol' gus mean by this?

Slippled a peexative in my housemates coffee this morning lads, he's run a track into the carpet he's been pissing so much

Up the Chookies

>>76967038
t. diabetes

>involved in the match of the round

Robbie Farah on his lonesome watch

Reminder that I tipped Roosters to win in case you missed it.

based RC

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>>76967071

Who /bandwagoning/ Rabbitohs tonight?

me
I want to see Rusty all happy again

i wanna see rusty get carted out in an ambulance lads

>>76967149
I would like Keary to do the "Thumbs down" from Gladiator if he scores.

Is this a mate vs mate game?

ELITE offloading by CrichKING

>>76967038
Stop drinking

>>76967185
Someone used to be on the other team so kinda

you guys ever notice that any team fobbie farah plays in goes shithouse? me neither

>wests
>nsw
>souths

>>76967196
Who

>Wests: Won a chip
>NSW: won a series
>souf: first year on the job

Did Souths not ground that first?

>>76967225
Aaron Woods

>>76967225
Phil Gould

>>76967248
Isn't playing

>poofs letting the ball bounce again

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>>76967181

>>76967279
based girls calling it what it is, would marry

>>76967279
she added me but she must have 500 tinder guys

ill do my best

Taking the poo WILL cost them this game.

disgusting milking penalties there

>>76967279
>invasion day
Dropped.

oh fuck off

Some poo in loo just posted lads

Just ignore it and it will flush it's self

>>76967279

ngl her saying that makes her hotter. There's something about bitchy women that turns me on

Brazil is white

>le face of the game man

>>76967356
theyre the kind to play into your AVO fetish

even going so far as to get the cops involved

mmm...

and he fucked it
FUCKING MANLETS

>>76967391
If that was a (((real man))) like Luke Lewis he would've scored under the posts

>5'6"
Reynalds on nsane manlet watch

if you were a girl with a pusy and joey and matty johns got you pregnant which kid would you abort

asking for a friend

>>76967431
both

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Half time fap time lads
Going to enjoy a bit of [spoiler]little lupe[/spoiler] myself what about you guys?

kek she looks like a 5 year old. That's so fucked

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>tipped pooths
>get back from maccas
>pooths getting annihilated and giving away penalties every 3 seconds

kek made some cunt look up cp so he's on a list now lads

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mWVlEaoZ7I

Is this the GOAT hype speech lads?
I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE IN MYSELF. I WILL WIN.

>>76967475
>tipping the south bankstown farahs

lol may aswell just fucking invest in bank of lebanon ya faggot

fucking kebab smoking poofter

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kek

>roosters can win the comp they said

>>76967181
>thinking you're a dom if you're constantly buying shit for a girl

Joey is visibly fucking freezing

Just wikipedia'd her and she's 30 so I'm not on "the list"

http://www.sMh.com.au/rugby-league/state-of-origin/state-of-origin-2017-i-just-need-to-win-mate-says-mitchell-pearce-20170706-gx6g0o

she's 30 now buddy

>>76967486
based Roosterman

>>76967523
that keto freeze

Joey can't compete in the ninja thing because they probably drug test the contestants

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>>76967550
and cause he doesnt suck dick recretaionally

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>>76967492
Pic related is me

>>76967553
Should have said don't want to ruin the surprise

Fuentes entered the adult film industry in 2007, after launching her own amateur website.[9] She initially shot her scenes in Spain, but later moved to the U.S.[9]

In 2009, federal agents arrested a man in Puerto Rico on suspicion of possessing child pornography that included Fuentes. At trial, a pediatrician testified that Lupe was underage based on her appearance. Lawyers for the defense subpoenaed her to show her passport, proving that she was 19 years old at the time of filming.[10][11]

I spooked some cunt into thinking he had looked at cp so much so he had to investigate her lads.

>tfw set tinder to 18-25
>everyones hot
>set tinder to 18-any
>everyones fucking gross

lads im beginning to think that age may play a part in the attractiveness of females

hear me out i think men and women have different attributes that make them attractive

i know its sexist but i just needed to vent

>>76967558
Based beef instant noodles flavouring.

>>76967580
It was a bit sexist lad but as long as you think female touchies are based it's ok

Thoughts on Jay Z's 4:44?

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>>76967597

>>76967606
JUST

I feel like literally every 50/50 decision the ref has made has been wrong tonight

>taking out the fullback

Refs are super fucked tonight lads

Prediction on target as usual.

>>76967606
https://twitter.com/7NewsSydney/status/883238786901000192

cash for pokies

absolutely never get footy players palmed a $10k pokerchip at the star. that never happened in real life. its just made up bullshit by these FUCKING DOGS IN THE MEDIA.

Based RC

>open foxsports
>OOOOOOOHHW.mp3 plays

whichever cunt decided some fucking gay sound needs to play before every video

i hope that cunt seriously gets brain cancer

Just got brain cancer lads
Please buy a carrie beanie for braincancer lads

What the fuck are they doing, not even trying to get around the defense

>>76967669
Lol what

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Try

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gkI7aJiDZFw

>le fugg le farah xD

Good to see he's continuing to prove all the seething casuals wrong at this stage of his career

Can the Bunnies humble the Rooster God by overcoming the dark magic brought on this game. Really hope so.

>>76967697
t. mayor of tripoli

Good post by RC

https://youtu.be/44nDLsVeqbE

ELITE

>le face of the game man kicking Souths first 40/20 since 2015

Poetry

nice 40 20, don't mind me dropping the ball on the first carry