Manly v Penrith @ 5.30pm
Melbourn v Parramatta @ 7.30pm
based w-
Thinking about becoming a cuck.
>>76986679
based chickenkid
Manly.
Will my /nrl/ family miss me tonight when I'm at my family customer's party lads?
>>76987310
Yes
Might cry lads.
I've got a gf this year so I haven't been here as much. I'm also working fulltime and am no longer NEET.
>>76987400
based fucking matt
no its me, Sean
BASED DCE
DCElite try assist
>>76987563
Where's Milky?
luke lewis would have scored there
>>76987696
add him
>>76987696
Forced "poosonality"
Geez DCE speaks well lads
he lost it himself
>getting hit that hard by a fucking winger
KEK
>sensational hands
>loses ball immediately
>9-2 penalty count
>>76987944
No narrative here mate
>needing 9001 sets to score one try
no try 2bh
Literal refball lads
based refs lads
DCE MOTM already tbqh
Manly WILL win.
gonna make no sense considering the score here lads but Manly are dominating this game Tbh
>>76987944
8-2
14-12 Manly. Penalty count evened in second half, Manly have more ball and easily grind out a win
REFS CAN'T TOUCH HIM
Perenara is such a fucking faggot. worst ref in the game. literally penalises teams and players just because he dislikes them
>>76988241
Always hate it when he refs a Knights game, makes things harder for >us than they already are.
good post. perenara is the new bill harrigan
>foxsports lab says penrith wins
>premiership winners back manly
What's wrong with my monitor lads?
>>76988262
He hates the Knights, Cowboys, DCE, and Melbourne.
(((foxsports lab)))
>>76988278
Feature
Did Vonnie just say "Who was in the wrong here lads?"
>>76988294
/ourgal/
Shigs is under the radar
who we backing in the next match manlybros? fucking hate parra and hate melbourne
>>76988310
Parra because they're harmless losers and Melbourne can't keep getting away with it
shut the fuck up shiggy
>>76988302
>2nd place
>under the radar
idontthinksotim.jpg
Time for Manly square up penalties, lads.
>>76988333
*1st
>>76988333
>dem digits
>>76988333
Melbourne were under the radar all last year m8
melbourne havent been under the radar since 2004
Shigs will lose. Believe in DCELITE
As someone who truly is /undertheradar/, I find your post offensive Shiggler.
if one of roosterman, laffincuck or cowbucks loses, i'm back in the 8 and won't be leaving
kek
>poorith
>manly finally get a penalty
>score easily
really makes you think
COMEBACK
>>76988388
You're in luck. Poosterbitch is getting BTFO.
This is the speech DCE gave in the dressing room, word for word:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B5JvO9iPWx4
Why isnt matt wright goal kicking
DCElite
>gummi bears cruises to another easy victory
based
>>76988459
CAN ANYONE STOP THIS MADMAN HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Threadly rundown on DCE (complete list)
- love his mum
- hot sisters
- intelligent
- has respect for the game
- leads Manly and inspires them to turn up for each other
- not black
- nice bloke
- well spoken
- always kicks the field goal
- never chokes in golden point
- good captain
- gives elite interviews with his respectful and humble attitude
- would win origin if he gets into the team
- doesn't want rubbish in Manly
- HATES tourists, and last but not least
- the refs can't touch him
- plays EXCELLENT football
>>76988486
>last but not least
>not last
poochy
Happi Koroisau showing maximum cheek there.
>Curtis Scott is OUT
>pooalty poorith
>>76986518
Just doing a poo lads
>>76988602
>taking the poo
avo god on abiding by conditions to avoid a criminal charge watch
poorith knock on
>It's a DCE kicks the field goal on golden point episode
>>76988730
I love this episode
>tfw picked Moylan instead of Cleary
>it's a dce knows the QLD team are watching so he lets the game go to ET then slots the field goal and winks into the camera
Nice kick, lmao
Fuck this fucking ref. Penrith absolutely refballed this game
>it's a dce gets btfo and manly fans get btfo thread
nice
who is supposedly blowing manly fans the fuck out you stupid fuck. only thing that has blown manly out has been this ref
Both Scott and Mau out.
GBRLC blown the fuck out!
>Pooly btfo
Stay in yo lane Manly fans, we out chea.
>it's a pennies BTFO pooly episode
these repeats doe lmao!!
Manly status: BTFO
>>76989092
nah, gummi bears has this comfortably
>refballed THAT hard
>only win by 1 try that was a blatant knock on
lol poorith
>>76989092
EXPOSED
Who are we all /bandwagoning/ anyway? Putting a cheeky fiver on Addomatic Carr myself.
>14-4 penalty count
nothin' suss
>It's a Penrith must win game to stay in the 8
>Penrith home ground
>14-3 penalty count
>The NRL is fair
>"There is no narrative"
>pooly fans btfo
Qld runs the NRL. The narrative is clearly Manly lose to Penrith making DCE look bad to support their decision to not include him in the maroons team
pooly fans crying itt
can't save money lads
first time watching, what am I in for?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11887810
All Blacks just lost to Wales lads
If results go my way I could be back in the Top 8 as early as NEXT WEEK.
Me officially OFF of pooicide watch.
>>76989310
Watch this and tell me this thing should be living
>Fiji on Fiji crime
>>76989356
>a draw
>no extra time
what a pathetic sport
>>76989356
Treaty of Waitangi is CANCELLED
NEW ZEALAND IS BRITISH CLAY NOW
>>76989813
We won the series though lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_zgU4eN3tE
>lose to fucking WALES
>w-we won the serious though l-lad
Kek
K E K
>>76989876
White power
>>76989846
>>76989892
didn't even win the series lol
>>76989942
We had the better points difference though
>>76989942
cunts must have put money on a draw
>>76989934
reminder LEBANON CHRISTIANS ARE phalangist nationalists and NOT ARABS
literally WE WUZ PHOENICIANS N SHIT
>Paramatta 16-0 over the minor premiers
>Parra on premiership watch
>the one black guy in the league that hasnt bashed his wife getting btfo by a black guy who bashed his wife
>Myles was a Bulldogs junior and a housemate of fellow future NRL stars Sonny Bill Williams and Johnathan Thurston
Was this the most elite housemate group of all sporting history?
How'd I do m8s?
>>76990063
how do u do this
>>76990090
nrl.com's ladder predicter
Lads!
Is there any way to stream this game for free??
>Newcastle beat Bulldogs 354-8 in round 23
That guy is FBI. Don't give him a stream
>>76990132
>mfw I got to cheer on the RossDog as he crossed for his 10th try of the day
>>76990125
/rugby/459462/3/melbourne-storm-vs-parramatta-eels-live-stream-online.html
http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/confidential/state-of-origin-queensland-players-michael-morgan-and-valentine-holmes-dating-sisters/news-story/36dcfcef9cefa270b6b2f5e3c5e88e75
>>76990195
fuck yeah nice personality bitch tell me your hopes and dreams
oold news
old news, but new pics
>>76990177
>rugby/459462/3/melbourne-storm-vs-parramatta-eels-live-stream-online.html
what should i adding to this to make it a usable link??
>>76990227
>>76990195
fitting that morgan's is the gumby looking womanlet
cphub.com
>>76990177
it ain't taking me nowhere
>it ain't taking me nowhere
then it's taking you somewhere dumbass
www.vip box .nu/
Tell me about Nathan Ross. Why does he follow Zoltan?
>>76990421
Cause he named his kid Zena or something
Oh the two chicks are sisters to each other. That's not that bad.
I thought it meant that Morgan was dating Holmes' sister and Holmes was dating Morgan's sister and I was wondering how the fuck they would be ok with each other
Captcha: Spice Rack
>>76990345
>>76990373
you sick cunt, thanks heap man!
Hannah Hollis
>Black 5/8
>Roid gut
>recovers quickly
>goes hard for 80 mins each week
is nathan brown on steroids?
>>76990730
ball stomping roid rage says yes
Just remembered NRL is a sport lads
>strip the ball forward
>play on
????
lads do footy players get extorted by bikies to throw matches cause they buy roids of them
>poobin fans btfo
>Bellamy on the sideline
wew
Bellamy will literally kill a referee before the night is over
>>76989092
>you
this is a good match Tbh
>When you're [Craig Bellamy] and your [team] hasn't [scored a try] in 50 minutes
cute redhead parra fan spotted
So this will be the Storm in 5 years time? Can't fucking wait.
kek
Gummi bears can't keep getting away with this
>>76991136
2 years lad
you think smith and slater go beyond 2 years? smith is likely to retire after next year
>>76991151
Is he the villain or the hero of this story? I honestly can't tell anymore. Can anyone fucking stop him?
>Josh Addomatic-Car
>I love Lamp
>The Fabulous
>Smithy's Shaft
Does Gummi Bears make the Top4 lads?
Rate the breakfast lads
Someone say goodnight to me please
>>76991412
Is that a 'go 'za?
>>76991447
'Tis 'go 'za la
>>76991417
Night m8. Hope your team did alright this week.
Ugly
based Ean
>>76991459
Is that shazza the dyke in the back?
>>76991412
id send that burger back mate looks a touch overdone
>>76991459
Based Dexter from The Offspring
just had two wanks, the second one i imagined my ex was getting gangbanged so she wasnt able to have self respect anymore
>>76991473
Same to you m8. Sleep well
>>76991521
Weak effort. I believe in you to do better next time though
Newcastle will (not) win tomorrow
Newcastle will win a premiership before I lose my virginity
Sick of people lying about being virgins on here. Spare a thought for those of use who are actually virgins
THERE HAS GOT TO BE AN INVESTIGATION
>The Blues' most damaging forward Andrew Fifita has been the subject of abuse on and off the field in recent weeks, but some good has come from it. Let's deal with the on-field stuff first. No one wants to confirm what was said to Fifita when this picture was taken following Queensland's win in game two, but from what I've been told, Josh McGuire said words to the effect of "we knew you were shit" and "you are just shit c---s".
>>76991532
5 is elite as fuck
>Origin Game III 2017
>It's 28-28. Golden Point
>NSW kick off
>The kick goes to Ben Hunt, who is playing instead of DCE
>He drops it cold
>He squats on the ground with his hands on his head as the NSW team run up the field
>Crowd is dead silent, you could hear a pin drop
>NSW scrum on the 10 metre line
>The pass goes straight to James Maloney who looks to line up for a field goal
>Suddenly he does a 180 and kicks the ball all the way down the other end of the field
>Commentators speechless
>Cameras pan back to the other side of the field in a panic
>Ball making its way down toward the ground
>The ball is caught by none other than Daly Cherry-Evans
>He's in a NSW jersey
>DCE sprints 90 m up field, stepping every QLD defender one by one on the way
>He gets to the goal and kicks it through the posts
>But catches it before it hits the ground and puts it down between the posts
>He also was playing advantage from a high tackle from Ben Hunt
>DCE gets awarded the NRL's first ever 9 point try, handing NSW the series
>A tear rolls down Johnathon Thurstons left cheek
>Kevin Walters places a revolver to his temple and pulls the trigger
>The crowd erupts into a roar, NSW fans cheer and QLD fans shriek
>The noise is so loud that the vibrations of the soundwaves disturb the natural equilibrium of the fabric of space-time
>The observable universe gradually begins to physically vibrate and distort
>Cooper Cronks nose temporarily realigns back to its original state
>The statue of Wally Lewis remorphs into DCE
>Dark matter is released and a black hole is created which collapses in on itself and swallows up the entire stadium, as well as the state of Queensland and the Great Barrier Reef
>At the epicenter of the void where Suncorp Stadium used to be lies a single inanimate object, rotating endlessly in the void
>Its a fan-made sign with a picture of DCE in his Queensland jersey from the 2015 Origin series
>The sign only features four words "It was his turn"
>Nothing beside remains.
I'm quite petty.
>>76992946
>Josh McGuire trying to talk down to a player that is miles better than him
This triggers me more than it should.
3/3 tips, I just might be able to close out a perfect round at this point. Manly was the test which none of you picked up, but that's fine. Predicting the Knights to get it done tomorrow (not a test).
>>76994232
>tip Manly
>act like you tipped Penrith anyway
elite
>>76992946
probably the softest banter ever
is fifita so thin skinned that making fun of his children would distract him from his job?
>>76994232
based RC
>>76994961
The 2014 NRL Grand Final was the most-watched club game in the history of rugby league, with a five-city average television audience of 2.597 million, with a peak of 3.098 million viewers. Combined with 1.354 million regional viewers tuning in, the game had an average audience of 3.951 million viewers, and a national peak audience of 4.650 million viewers.[8][9][10]
The crowd of 83,833 was the largest attendance at a sporting event at Stadium Australia since its 2001 reconfiguration.[8][10]
Ok I'm home from family birthday thing.
Holy fuck lads, I went to normie scoping out sluts central.
And it was caked on makeup slut central and guys were trying their hardest for them.
I don't remember it being that bad.
Fuck me, I don't know if I should feel bad for not playing the game or feel good for not playing
Fucked if I know but fuck lads
Last for DCE
>>76997182
not playing the game is the patrician game theory move
the betas try too hard and filter themselves out, the guys who dont try remain in the game, wait for the girl to get drunk and decide she wants you, boom town
just as long as youre smiling and talking all night so you appear popular and positive
I just kicked the field goal in OT which win my team the /nrl/ hip.
Shigs is so fucking under the radar god damn
does 4chan actually love DCEor are you all being ironic
>>77004157
They like him because he's like them, a bullied outsider with no friends.
>>77004157
This guy obviously hasn't been given the quick rundown
>watching Townsville 400 on TV
>turn my TV down and go outside
>I can hear them just down the road
>>77004848
>Townsville
>RapistInTraining.jpeg
>>77005180
that was the cairns post lad
>>77004848
>Brownsville
GOATsville
Worked at the Townsville 400 a few years ago lads. It was horrible Tbh I would NOT do it again
Cairns, Townsville. You say tomayto I say tomato.
>yfw Based Frawley scored 300 points today and gives Milky the win
Daly
Cherry-
Evans
James Bracey on Gold Logie watch
crashed a party last night
>>77004157
>not being a fan of DCELITE
>>77006571
Literally me from last night
Didn't know you took a pic you cunt
i'm one of the oldest guys at work lads
>>77007333
JB Hi Fi?
>>77007350
no at a stone masonry place
>>77007366
Did you install a pizza oven at Beau Ryan's house?
>>77007428
i can't disclose information about our clients
>>77007428
Nah, I did install an rape dungeon for JT though
I saw Beau Ryan at Cennie last night lads
He actually still thinks rape dungeon jokes are funny in the current year lads
All the Sydney teams should be merged into just two. Eastern Sydney and Western Sydney.
JT detected
>>77008841
LIKE
POTTERY
>much-loved zoo closes gates and says goodbye to city
awww ;_;
Matt Lodge quits foott. Kek nice """redemption narrative""" there NRL
wtf is foott.?
Footy sorry forgive my typo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3MX6zKu7pE
ngl american culture seems cool. I'd like to live there one day.
>c'mon ya'll
>>77010196
>skip to middle
>winger knocks on the simplest of bombs
Wow why are burgers even bothering lmao
Getting sloshed lads haha lol xd hehe ;p
Feeling gassed lads
Thinking about going on a holiday for a week, but don't know where lads
>>77010732
Go to Moree m8. Exciting and action packed.
>>77010732
Meekatharra
>>77010732
I hear Alice Springs is pretty tops.
I was thinking somewhere international, but not that keen on SE asia. I don't mind spending a bit of coin on flights, more worried about travel times and things to do etc
dem digits lads
>>77011011
South Africa is a pretty nice place to visit.
>>77011011
Spend your money in Australia you fucking cocksucker
>>77011011
If you want international try western sydney
wew
>>77011071
i've unironically lived there and whilst cape town is nice, there isn't much else I'd want to revisit in a week.
>>77011120
t. wagie
excited to read what the kennel has to say when they get btfo today lads
>>77011011
Go get a Thai ladyboy
>>77010732
Go to Hobart lad. Pretty qts down there to snuggle and drink hot chocolate with.
I think I'm turning gay for myself
Had this kiwi sheepfucker just offer me a blowie I of course not being gay man accepted his offer lads
smells bad in here all of a sudden
If you were a hermaphradite could you actually turn gay for yourself lads?
Kill me
>>77012454
are you gonna watch the game in like an hour lad?
hope so, those poofl losers are gonna be so mad when they see a "big. strong, elite, muscular" American in OUR thread.
I can picture it. A man from the greatest nation on earth, taking time out of HIS day... to watch OUR sport.
Robert Whittaker just joined the likes of great Australians like Phar Lap, Russell Crowe and Pavlova lads
>The Maroons will be sweating on the recuperative powers of Billy Slater after the champion fullback rolled his ankle and failed to finish Sunday's training session on the Gold Coast.
Fug
imb5 munster at FB and DCELITE getting a callup
>tfw missed most of the knights doco on channel 9
joshie is losing it again lads
>>77013687
>There will be an encore showing on 9/NBN (throughout Northern NSW & Gold Coast) straight after State of Origin game III on Wednesday night.
>For fans outside the region, NBN Television will publish the documentary online approximately one week later on nbnnews.com.au.
NBN got you covered mate
>>77014100
TYBJ
I'm here
>asked which current knights players are catching his eye
>really long sudden awkward silence
Fucking hate the dogs lads
>4peem kickoff
That bulldogs jersey makes them all look like they have fat beer guts
Hope the Knights win and everyone's bets get fucked
Your mum's head is resting on my beer gut lads
WARGODS WIN AGAIN HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA /NRL/ BTFO LMAO
>>77014481
Cute until I read the description
>Be channel 9 commentator
>Ad breaks are so long you have to comment on hills to stop from yawning
If knights win I'll be 1/4
Destroy all Lebanese
>tfw you celebrate a player leaving your club
>someone actually paid money for Reynolds
kek
KEK
K E K
tfw someone trips and its not reynolds
>>77014551
As shit as he is he is unironically the best half at the Bulldogs
It's cool when joey can't contain his contempt in the commentary box
>>77014598
You're cool
Wow, rude
Here we go..
Farkin dawg cunts
Old blue eyes lads
>>77014481
>>77014506
you expected something different? i knew i was going to be reading that sort of shit just from the look of her. you need to pick up your game, kid.
Don't call me kid, sport.
>>77014718
get cancer, faggot.
Don't call me faggot, cock smuggler
might as well adopt this gimmick as well, poof.
Can we stop with the homophobic slurs? It's 2017 and there's nothing wrong with being a homosexual and enjoying another man's penis.
Just got bored of my latest gimmick lads
>>77014481
thats a man lads
>>77014757
based walkie
>player called Moses does something good
>LE BARDING DA ZEEZ LMAO
gonna continue this shit gimmick just to spite the newcunt faggot fresh off the boat from reddit lads
based josh reynolds lads
>country called new zealand
>
>>77014791
Yes this is correct.
hey josh, ur fat lmao
>>77014805
yes but you are so irrelevant that i cant think of anything to say about you. whatever you say about australia is purely flattery and proves our relevance.
This bunker referee sounds like he might prefer the company of men lads
Bunker here lads I like other men's penises in my bum bum.
whats for dinner lads
>>77014817
im bulking brah
>>77014822
Boring response. I expected something entertaining.
typical excuse of a fatty
Lmao imagine getting back to back penalties against the knights and not scoring
>>77014847
Disgusting
we really are shit. cant even put it on the fucking knights.
des needs to fucking go asap.
this is boring as fuck. this community used to be vibrant and thriving. theres no tripbros left. no basedogs or convict. im out.
Missing you already
RC is still here m8
based joshie gracing us with his presence
bless you joshie patron saint of au/sp/
>kicking on the 3rd
kek
KEK
K E K
wonder if milky is watching this
just reminded everyone that I existed lads
i thought will poopoate didnt play on sundays
Just bombed another scoring opportunity lads
>>77014911
Based Knights
Just tried to suck my own dick lads.
>>77014925
Maybe you should actually try not sucking it so much actually.
bit horny desu lads
>taking the poo because you can't handle the defense of the knights
Taking the poo WILL win them this game
i miss getting my arsehole licked
that kick
Why is it that the stupider someone's haircut is the worse a player they are
might have a bet at the tab and then go to the brothel and then off myself
No worries mate don't forget your coat it's cold out there
Ahahahahahahaha
COMEBACK
This match is a fucking joke
Go the Knights tho desu
>have 60% possession
>get back to back penalties on opponent's try line
>STILL can't score more tries than the bottom team
40 posters lol. fucking losers
>look our memes are failures
>cherry boy, lawGOD all didn't stick
>we NEED more /nrl/ memes or /afl/ are going to make fun of us again
Knights will trot out an absolute stinker for the second half like always
Result isn't in doubt
posted a shit "meme" lads
>>77015239
virgin
>taking the poo
Knights taking the two is a death sentence
28 year old virgin Broncos and Maroons supporter here. Really anxious about Wednesday. Don't think I could handle Brisbane and QLD being destroyed so close to each other.
Reminder of free agents Lakers fans said they were getting/resigning
>Dwight Howard leaves LA to take less money with the Rockets
>LaMarcus Aldridge signs with the Spurs after the Lakers had such a shit FA meeting with him they begged him to schedule a second one
>DeMar DeRozan rather play in fucking Canada than for the Lakers
>Westbrook signed an extension with the Thunder rather than ask to be traded to the Lakers or enter FA to sign with them
>Paul George will get more money and resign with the Thunder and Westbrook who are contenders rather than play with Lonzo Ball and Brandon Ingram
>Carmelo Anthony resigns with the Knicks instead of going to LA
>the biggest free agents Lakers can attract is the shell of Luol Deng and Timofey Mozgov
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>77015290
Biggest game in the history of NRL, state vs state, mate vs mate
This commentary.
"We didnt use to stop the game when someone was injured". Talking like my fucking nan. "Kids have it easy these days'
>bulldogs
go knights
>>77015328
It's always Gus whining about common sense shit
Like some cunt gets semi-mckinnoned and he starts in my day-ing while the dude is heemed
>>77015328
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>77015350
The fact you bothered to find that and post it here shows you have nothing better to do in life
It's been a week since I texted her last. Should I text her today?
>>77015363
YOU are LITERALLY seething with rage right now and are desperately trying to hide this by adopting a nonchalant mask and deflecting every handsome and charismatic post made by me away with a thoroughly worn out meme. I can see right through you, you pathetic piece of shit, and this troubles you deeply.
You will now either ignore me in the knowledge that you CANNOT compete or you will respond with another pathetic ad hominem. Regardless, the end result will inevitably be YOU cowering from the truth. The truth frightens you, and you are more than content to hide under your covers. I would pity you, if you weren't such a pathetic individual.
I look forward to your reply or lack thereof, which I will NOT be reading
lets go knights
THE KNIGHTS ARE BACK
Imagine being out-muscled and outscored by the knights
>knights can only beat the dogs when they are missing their origin stars
o i am laffin
Pooasslel still have one win less than Tigers if they win this.
Did you see that guys finger all bent the wrong way lads
>frawley
Frawley got fucking shadow realmed
Joey plz no..
The camera man really loves that one leb guy in the crowd
knights no
Soft as fuck
DOGS ON COMEBACK WATCH.
THIS IS IT.
Fucking lmao
kek
KEK
K-E-K
kek
KEK
K E K
>pooasslel
GOATcastle dynasty starts NOW
Based fucking Basedogs
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
POOCASLTE CAN'T CATCH A BREAK
Good shit
m'bye could have put that literally right in front
Joey on postgame bender to numb the pain watch
Newcastle more like Newtcastle
inb4 penalty goal
>>77014966
told yas
Classic moment if the Dogs lose
kek
e
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no way he can kick this
Jesus christ ahahahahaha
That kick KEK
>poock poomb
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOO
Needs a webm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK WHAT A CHOKER
that's my peem
all he had to do was kick it like a kickoff NOT be a spaz and and try and go for goal
>that kick
SOMEONE GET A FUCKING WEBM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSH
HOLY FUCK
What's the point of having Hodkinshit on your team if he doesn't kick goals?
Why do I do this to myself m8s? Why can't I just bring myself to jump to a new team?
I don't even mind that i tipped the knights lads
>The city of Newcastle
based RC
Really enjoyed the script for this game, hope they get the same writer back in the future
Would've preferred Hodkinshit to kick and fall short than that meme shit
>malcolm taking anti-terrorism advice from france
>finally won more matches than I've lost this year
This is a good feel m8s
gids would've kicked that lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL_ugn1fWoo
>>77016117
So much refball
>>77016096
I've done the maths and you'll finish 6th if there are no upsets in any remaining matchups this year. Big if, but your comeback story could be on.
>>77016096
I know this feel
COULDN'T TIP NRL
COULDN'T TIP AFL
COULDN'T TIP BECOMING A MUSLIM BULL'S SLAVE INFIDEL
>he will never leave harlan alive
kek
KEK
K E K
>2/4 in a bye round
Reality Check on cold hard reality watch
>>77016554
Yet another round where you can beat Reality Kek by just tipping every home team
>>77016612
my 12 year sister tips better than you
I worked up the courage to talk to a girl while I was out last night, and she wanted to come home with me. I still live with mum, so I couldn't take her home. Basically I cucked myself.
Things I learned from this experience:
1. It's easier than I thought to talk to girls.
2. I'm capable of getting a girl to want to fuck me.
3. I need to move out ASAP so I can have sex and/or do drugs in peace.
>>77016515
>>77016668
kek
>>77016668
>I still live with mum
We should get a place together :3
>>77016668
28 yr old broncuck supporter here, I still live with my mum as well
Being able to do drugs is the best part of having your own place.
>>77016668
why didnt you go back to hers
>>77016668
Just bring her home and make her moan so hard that mum gets jealous
>>77016694
you in brissy m8?
last time i brought a girl home, my mum joined in on the action lads
>>77016723
Last time that happened to me the girl ended up dating my mum because she has a bigger dick than me.
>>77016668
just get a hotel room every time you go out. less expensive than renting your own place
>>77016723
playing video games?
>>77016737
based mum
Does anyone want my phone number?
Women getting BTFO by physical inferiority on Australian Ninja Warrior lads
>>77016776
Without the tattoo she'd be 10/10 though.
Whenever I pick up a girl when I'm out I usually end up fucking them in some dark alley or something.
>>77016783
Wchich ASMR artists is this?
>>77016799
The fuck is wrong with young cunts there days...
shes 14 btw lads
White guy larping as an aboriginal just BTFO manlets
“Suicide does not end the pain, it gets transferred to those who survive and most people who survive a suicide crisis are later glad they did.
“This is why it is so important that we support each other when we are doing it tough — that we are prepared to ask ‘are you OK’.”
>arborist scared of heights
why
>tfw no gf
>Aboriginal wins ninja warrior
That's my peem
Just discovered Ninja Warrior is a tool of the patriarchy
>women can compete on the same course as men
umm.. no sweetie
Imagine having the nation know you're the inferior twin
>>77017496
Speak for yourself
Who will beat the qualifiers first, a woman or that dude with one leg? Find out tomorrow on Channel Nine.
>>77017382
A based female touchie (BFT) could
I'm real tired lads
Where can I get strong chloroform?
They keep waking up during
>>77017577
Same, had a big party yesterday
*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
Someone told me about this place. One of you fuckheads put my phone number on here. I'm going to fucking find you
>>77017693
Yeah I'd like to return my Nintendo Switch, turns out it has no games
>>77017729
I told you to get the far superior PS Vita sir
Reminder NOT to bully knights fans, enough is enough
Pretty rough reading some of these things being said by absolute never beans about a kick in a game of Rugby League. But hey there is way more to life then a game of footy. Brock Lamb has spent the last few weeks by one of his best mates hospital bed that may never walk again and putting other people before himself, which to me says a lot about him as a person. Remember his only 21 years old, doing something his worked for his whole life for and is doing a great job. Something many will only every dream of.
Hold your head high brother you deserve it #KnightsPremiers2018 #DefendTheKingdom
>checks the spelling
Yep that's a footy fan.
>>77016668
>>77016717
What was her name lad? A friend said her friend hooked up with a guy last night but didn't get that far.
Gonna go egg Brock Lamb's house lads
Fell asleep during the sunday game again lads. Just woke up
>>77017844
fun fact: guy that wrote that is actually a bulldogs fan
>>77017889
NSW won
>>77017874
Victoria, or 'Tori'.
Keen for LDR's new album lads.
really keen for splatoon 2 lads
Becoming clear as to why we're all a bunch of /v/irgins lads
Imagine being a grown man who plays Splatoon lads
I'm not a virgin.
Why are bulldogs fans on the kennel talking about how they wished the knights won
https://streamable.com/1lt6h
Because they're cucks
>>77018209
Nice reddit meme +1
just someone a (you) then said they were the ones from reddit lad
>>77017931
nah must have been another poor soul
I unreddited for ya lads
so many pixels
Can't replace the pixels that weren't there in the first place m80
yeah reddit usually does a better job had these things
kek 2bh
Looks like he had the distance at least
That's a win in itself right
Why didn't brock lamb just run the ball out?
>>77018632
Inexperience, slowness or just too far from the sideline.
Personally I think he should've just put up a bomb, Knights were only where they were on the back of their chase and defence anyway
Just got home from work lads. Had a horrible day. I'm such a pussy and a loser.
>>77018654
You watch the storm, and cronk takes the pass one out 10m from the sideline and just nails it into touch. Something like this must be coached into teams playmakers to organise there teams regrdless of how good they are.
Personally, its just as much browns fault as the rest of poocastles
>>77018674
Tell us what happened, we're a family here at /nrl/
>>77018815
Unfortunately and annoying it's just more situations where a more experienced player would've found a solution
>>77018927
My fucking faggot halves partner was too scared to kick a goal to send the game into golden point so he faked an injury and made me do it. But I fucking shanked it and everybody laughed
I didn't laugh. I posted several posts ITT describing laughter but I didn't actually physically laugh.
>cash me outside girl is 14
>ywn be 14 again
>you wasted your youth
It's only a waste if you were unhappy
What's the quickest way for a QLD supporter (virgin) to end it all after NSW starts a 20 year dynasty on wednesday night. Asking for a friend
>wasted my teenage years
>wasted my 20s
>on track to waste my 30s
>>77019609
stop stealing my life goals arsehole
You know what I'm thinking about though, I'm wondering if there is a guy out there who did have girls and friends and a life and still he's sitting around thinking the exact same thing as us right now
I just want a cute wife, a job I don't hate, a few children and a house. How hard is this to achieve?
Even if you wasted your life, at least you didn't shank a winning penalty kick
Can I choose the girl for the next thread?
Lets get this baby to 500
those are my goals too. I'm actually joining the raaf soon to do warehousing. Then I find a gf then fug her then gave mixed kids (she has to be a black girl) and live happily ever after
If I can't get into the police, I'm going to RAAF. How was the application process?
I'm making the new thread
Make sure a girl is the op pic
Gonna stay here and get this bad boy to 1000. Thinking about reporting any new threads.
This thread doesn't smell like the other one
When choosing a song to sing for karaoke you need to be careful to choose a song that doesn't have long instrumental parts or guitar solos unless you can dance reasonably well.
Offer is still open if anyone wants to meet up in Sydney CBD to watch Origin
We can go back to my hotel room and play games on my Nintendo Switch
>>77020374
Excellent advise, I picked stairway to heaven and was standing their like a tool
>>77020519
My signature song for karaoke is Poker face by Lady Gaga. There are some parts with no singing, but they don't last long enough for it to be awkward. Also I've recently become better at dancing.
>>77020631
Wanna go watch the origin in Sydney then ditch the switch playing faggot and go to a karaoke bar m80?
>>77020669
I would be keen if I was in Sydney.
>>77020730
Not in Sydney either, stuck dab right in the middle of Sydney and Brisbane actually. Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right XD
>>77020908
Mate, I'm on Hamilton Island right now. Gonna be in brissy in early August, hoping to meet up with Sean and do some karaoke. You are welcome to join us.
>>77020519
kek. Under the bridge is my goto
>>77020974
Doing a thing this year where I say no to nothing so we'll see if I can make it
>>77021062
I'm doing a similar thing where if I speak to a female for longer than a minute I will always ask for her phone number regardless of who it is. Hope you can make it, it will probably be around the 6th of August but I'll have a confirmed date within the next few weeks.
>>77021144
No worries, got a bad feeling I'm going to be busy though hope you have a good 'un with Sean
Just did a poo lads
I have returned.
What am I looking at lad, gonna do SC next year
In the meantime you can tell me if that is good or bad
You're looking at me slowing dropping out of the 8
>tfw you WILL NOT play finals football
>tfw you will NOT be competitive
>tfw you will NEVER win another SC h2h
I'm so pathetic, I'm such a damn loser. My name is Jordan ffs. THAT'S A GIRLS NAME.
Autistic faggots are LITERALLY bumping the fake thread lads.
Karaoke is for fags
Can't bitch the Switch
The fact that you have to so vehemently defend your "hobby" points to one undeniable fact, that you know deep downm subconsciously or otherwise that you switch is shit and no one likes you.
>>77022708
Jordan is an ok name my girly friend and you'll bounce back, your mum still loves you even though you're not in the top 8.
Kek @ the sheep fucker sperging out in the fake thread
Last for DCE getting cucked and POO PEEUTH WALES starting their 40 year dynasty
Goddammit Boyd don't look at the camera.