/cric/

dead poomunity

gonna keep this thread alive until the test starts tomorrow

>>76937713
t. vincenzo corneloni

You dumb fucking kraut, I already said I was going to make a thread for the test tomorrow

>>76937701

So no cricket on today

Shame

my bike is completely fucked lads

so much for superior german engineering, I'm going for an italian one next time

>>76938144
>t. jimmy jimbo

>>76938144
Don't use the meme I LITERALLY invented against ME

>>76938173
and?

Australia Women 7/2 (5.4 ov)
Pakistan Women


England Women 38/0 (6.0 ov)
South Africa Women


India Women 21/1 (5.4 ov)
Sri Lanka Women

>RR 1.22
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

basically hating life rn lads

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truth bomb: remove ellyse and holly and australia have the objectively least attractive side of the anglo teams

>>76938567
It's not like the other sides have any lookers either

>>76938572
>who is sune
>who is lauren winfield
>who is alex hartley
>who is minge du preez

NZ don't have any though

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>>76938584
>South Africa
>anglo
"no"

>who is lauren winfield
>
jesus christ mate

>>76938589
lauren's a fucking qt you take that back

>>76938597
mate

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>>76938584
You forget Dane "Thicc" Van Niekerk

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sune luus really is the only qt worth mentioning

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>>76938648
Also Laura "the female de kock" Wolvaardt

>>76938658
hideous daniel

shan't be listening to any kiwi's opinion on women in the future

>Sana Mir to Haynes, OUT, big, big wicket. Haynes doesn't like it. Was there an edge? BIG NO. Oh, dear. She can't review as this game isn't televised.

>>76938733
lmao

Anyone been sussing RC's elite erotic fiction on /nrl/ lads?

>>76938814
link us mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-i1XZc8ZwA

Australia Women 147/4 (32.1 ov)
Pakistan Women


India Women 125/2 (32.4 ov)
Sri Lanka Women


England Women 190/1 (32.4 ov)
South Africa Women

>>76939100
Inshallah the girls played well

>>76938733
>sexism LITERALLY cost her a wicket

http://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/bernard-tomic-admits-feigning-injury-and-being-bored-during-firstround-wimbledon-loss/news-story/1a6397265b9583156f22f87580729f44

the absolute state of >our tennis players

Australia Women 290/8 (50.0 ov)
Pakistan Women

England Women 373/5 (50.0 ov)
South Africa Women

India Women 232/8 (50.0 ov)
Sri Lanka Women

>>76939443
Makes Hewitt look like Hussey

Australia Women 290/8 (50.0 ov)
Pakistan Women 23/3 (12.1 ov)


England Women 373/5 (50.0 ov)
South Africa Women 36/0 (10.2 ov)


India Women 232/8 (50.0 ov)
Sri Lanka Women 28/1 (7.0 ov)

Australia Women 290/8 (50.0 ov)
Pakistan Women 131 (50.0 ov)
Australia Women won by 159 runs
England Women 373/5 (50.0 ov)
South Africa Women 305/9 (50.0 ov)
England Women won by 68 runs


India Women 232/8 (50.0 ov)
Sri Lanka Women 216/7 (50.0 ov)
India Women won by 16 runs

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If Australia gave even the slightest fuck about women's grig, this win streak would be plastered all over the news. Unfortunately we have to hear about some Slavic poof would couldn't be stuffed playing tennis. SAD!

Anyone have any HD compilations of Ellyse getting tackled in soccer?

just woke up

>Elgar captaining South Africa

reserves are thin lads

Ite lads, Zachy b aka amirfag aka test prophet cricket here

Ama

>>76944294
where have you been mate

Friendly reminder my knowledge of test cricket from ~2003 onwards is literally unparrelled

Friendly reminder I can recite any test series score from that time period off hand, and earlier than that from cruciform research since then

Friendly reminder I have a deeper understanding of the nuances of test cricket than any of you can even conceive

Friendly reminder I have a mental montage of literally at least 10,000 test match dismissals, the bowler, the path of the ball, everything


I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

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Early era test cricket prophet

>>76944377
You're probably the third best scholar after Daniel and StraffGOD.

>>76938173
are you so beta that a dead thread will stop you from making your own?

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>German cricket followers

i'll stop him from making a new thread

Ban just expired lads, had been posting from Reddit ad's mums bedroom on my phone before this, lets just say we had a fun lie in

Gonna write some local broadcasters and ask them to show cricket so I can finally watch your sport

Mo Asif.

just watched memechester by the meme, i rate casey afflecks character much higher than the movie itself, didnt really think much of it, its one of those nothing happens: the movie.i suppose its quite good but i just dont rate it that highly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwdqDoGt1A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fxBZkC1vkw

God she is fucking perfect.

>>76948443
who

>>76948479
Kane Williamson

monday you can hold your head
tuesday, wednesday stay in bed
or thursday watch the walls instead
its friday im in love

Morning lads

bro just screamed at me, shouted something about work in the morning, wasnt really lisening, naturally haha x

>>76947652
love it

>>76948876
absolute tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd3vwwXArMQ

>>76948931
mmm yeah meme glizzard bblizzad arent that good

joe burns in the middle order

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkb7bqVe22c

>>76949042
disagree

a full strength western australia

a full strength northern Australasia

hatte ayn rand

a full strength victoria

a full strength Britain

a full strength full strength ISIS

a full strength india

EXECUTE ALL AUSTRALIANS

tell me about this meme

a full strength essex

a full strength iran

a hibike movie

a full strength parana

a full strength persona

a full toss

a full strength south america

unironically think a full strength south america would stomp europa world cricket league division 2

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>>76949190
this desu

a full strength southern england

Bowel isn't in a good state lads

>>76948479
Ellyse

Can someone post the best Ellyse pics?

>>76949042

E L I T E

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It's fucking cold lads.

>>76950839

>He lives in Perth

Lmaoing at your life cunt.

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>>76950229

Just got up AMA

>>76950839
>Virgin
fitting

>>76950911
How does it feel that white people will always look down on you for being genetically inferior?

>England Squad
JE Root*, MM Ali, JM Anderson, JM Bairstow, GS Ballance, SCJ Broad, AN Cook, LA Dawson, KK Jennings, TS Roland-Jones, BA Stokes, MA Wood


>South Africa Squad
D Elgar*, HM Amla, T Bavuma, TB de Bruyn, Q de Kock†, JP Duminy, F du Plessis, HG Kuhn, KA Maharaj, AK Markram, M Morkel, CH Morris, D Olivier, AL Phehlukwayo, VD Philander, K Rabada

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>>76951720
excuse me?

>>76938173

Can you make a new thread please

I don't like having women's cricket taking headlines when proper cricket is on

reminder that /cric/ is a sexism free zone

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Really feeling a new match thread when the coverage starts on supersport at 11 sub saharan africa time

>>76952635

Fuck off you Muslim loving cuck

Nothing more obnoxious than fucking germans.
They come and live here and fuck all the random blacks and coloureds and shit up nice places.

/cric/ is a hans free zone

>>76952558
I'll make the new thread soon

>subhuman coloured
KEK

exterminate yourself

>>76951720
Dat casual racism

>>76952658
Namibia is a future cricket powerhouse mate, be nice to the Germans

350 on the cards

Nu jacket nu me nu male

Doing a poo lads

>>76953054
Finished pooing lads

>>76953148
How was it

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anyone know what the fuck facebook is trying to sell me?

>>76953198
you snore fatso

>>76953207
how will that thing stop me snoring?

>>>76953233

Real thread is up lads

>>76953185
Like vegemite desu

>>76953232
how should i know? buy it and find out for us please

>>76953198
Wtf

reminder that this is the real thread

>>76953273
no thanks


>>76953276
ikr

>>76953232
seems pretty straightforward

>>76938270
I pioneered it

>London and South East England
>Dry and bright with sunny spells. Chance of showers or thunderstorms developing, these probably mainly confined to the morning, and clearing eastwards. Feeling very warm and humid by the afternoon.

>>76953416
Who gives a shit about Londonistan

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>Australia A's South Africa tour cancelled amid unprecedented player boycott
>mfw

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>he thinks that either CA or the ACA are in the right

>>76953549
I just wanna watch some grig ffs

>>76953601
The only person who has said anything resembling intelligence is unironically Kikeal Kuck

Quite why the existing MOU wasn't just extended like happens in every single other workplace with collective bargaining when the two parties can't agree is beyond me.

If employees cease to be employed at the expiry of a MOU in other workplaces, well Australia would have had no public service between 2014-17 KEK