/mlb/ - /fa/ EDITION

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Whoa, hey guys
Welcome to my swamp

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Go Pax Go

>based dawson with the purple sleeve

apologize

I bet he thinks the ball isnt juiced because its not orange

>>76899055
Where'd your leaf go?

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1stros

>>76899100
wow didn't know old man Finley posted on the chins

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>>76899055

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>tfw you will never experience this again

>>76899158
That's a lot of champagne for a Wild Card exit

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;_;

>>76899158
yes, literally never, we're going to be basement til the sun explodes

can you please, please tell me when the fuck you came around to the idea that someone would like to listen to you snivel and cry like a little fucking bitch

kys

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>>76899074
MARINERS!

>>76899055
There once was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in a canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis, and woke up with a hand full of goo.

>>76899187
ummm jays never lost a wild card game :/

>>76899191
>>76899158
you experienced that twice consecutively in 92 and 93. stop being so greedy.

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WE FUCKING WON

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>Brad forced Francona to use Cody Allen with an 11-2 lead in the 9th

Absolutely based

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good job, good effort

>>76899223
I was a big fan back then, back in the Biggio days

reminder that the mariners have not made a WS, ever

>>76899145
This

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>/fa/ edition

>>76899203
wow holy shit we got a tough guy over here, what are you gonna do, faggot?

I can bitch and whine about my team as much as I fucking want. Try and stop me. When the lifelonger purge comes you'll be first against the wall of excellence

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>>76899257
gotta keep the hope alive that it will happen one day

It's their 150th anniversary and they're fighting

>>76899276
I thought the lifelonger purge already happened

>>76899297
its only just begun, gonna crash this fanbase with no survivors by September

>>76899324
But think of the moose and the queen and that Dunkin Donuts knockoff, all the things you're proud of

Brothers in leaves

>>76899315
it did, they just came back for a moment because they heard we got blown out

>team gets blown out
>suddenly cancer fans come crawling back out of the woodwork

ajajajajajajaj fucking kill yourselves, embarrassment

Is there somewhere in the United States, where everyone hates the NBA MLB NFL and NHL, and where people only likes MLS (Major League Soccer) and soccer?

Place in USA where everybody Hates the NBA, NFL MLB and NHL.

Who /4 game winning streak/ here?

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GG Twinks. Now on to Seattle for some fun with the Mariners.

>>76899387
Canada

>>76899387
Fire Island?

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>>76899257
you think i need to be reminded of that?

Pessimistfags are the REAL lifelongers because they know how shit the Jays have been and will be again.

Ricciardi made a mess of the farm system and AA took all the good pieces left for a meme run and a standing O in Baltimore before fucking off to the Dodgers. I hope the 2 years of contention were worth the decade of irrelevance to come.

>>76899387
If that place exists, I'll move there and ruin your dream

>>76899410
I'm talking about the united states.

USA a place where soccer and the MLS (Major League Soccer) exceed in Fans and popularity the MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL all combine


A place in USA where people only like soccer and MLS

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windians!

is it a requirement to play for the angels that you have to have a punchable face?

>>76899387
>>76899476
what even is your endgame

>>76899494
you're thinking the Royals

Post yfw Bartolo Colon was so bad he made the rest of the starters suck too and now that he's gone the Braves have good pitching AND offense

>>76899476
i really dont understand why you do this
its not even good shitposting

>>76899476
No, such a place does not exist.

Not even Puerto Rico. Not even in a shanty town in SoCal full of Mexicans.

None. Zip. Zero.

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Only a few more Fourths of July for everybody's favorite Rays fan!

>>76899536
>rays
>fans

>>76899500
>>76899524

i used to think that, too. but, after seeing him go at it with such consistency for such a length of time, i'm starting to realize that he's absolutely brilliant

>>76899524
Because I want a place in the United States, where soccer is the most popular sport and where Major League Soccer (MLS) is the dominant and most popular professional sports league

>>76899561
to what end?

>>76899561
You do know about the NFL? King of all sports.

Two months & a week away.

>>76899557
This

he is a true shitposting savant, dedicated to his lonely craft.

>>76899561
Houston

The Dynamals are everyone's favorite.

>Contact MLB and ask to clarify on their weird blackout rules
>They say as long as I have an active subscription to Comcast, I can watch my local team in-market without restrictions
>Immediately get blacked out of the first game
Chargeback time

>>76899561
But soccer is for pansies who pretend to get hurt when they have a lead to waste time

>>76899536
All he literally had to do was not tell on himself

>>76899536
Bopped

I bet he thinks Aaron Judge actually works in a court of law

>>76899592
I do not care about the NFL.

I want a place in the USA. Where the major league soccer is the dominant professional league and where soccer is the king of sports

>>76899619

somebody posted the threads once, at least three or four different posters were actively convincing him that law enforcement would find him out and that turning himself in was the most proactive way to lessen his punishment

>>76899637
I bet he thinks Mike Trout is a fish

>>76899638
better build a portal to an alternate dimension then

>>76899613
I do not care about that.

Baseball is boring


Hockey is for gays and women


Nba and nfl give me the same


I want a place in U.S. Where soccer is the king and where the MLS is the most popular sports league

>>76899650
He got trolled into doing it :p

>>76899696
>this post
>96

>>76899696

Indianapolis

And yes, they are losers

>>76899696
One can dream, can't they?

>>76899696
Hockey can't be gay, there are no teams with purple as one of their colors.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

>rags

>>76899713
Indianapolis has no MLS team

I'm looking for a place where people just like the major league soccer

And where MLB, NFL, NBA and NHL are not popular and nobody wants them

>>76899746
>Find a place where everyone is a massive hipster
Try Portland. they only have a Basketball and Soccer team.

>>76899750

based

>>76899746
You're asking for something that doesn't exist.

>>76899730
What happened this time?

>>76899746

They have an expansion team you nigger

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>9th
>2 outs
>0-2
>Fans start cheering
>Ball

>>76899775
But the Portland Trail Blazers were NBA champions in 1977


I prefigure a place where they have only been MLS champions and where they have only won the MLS cup

>>76899823
>Continuously adding conditions that you deem fair
but why

>>76899807
no pierdo la fe. de que algún día habra una ciudad o estado en los estados unidos, donde sola mente haya equipo profesional de soccer en la MLS (major league soccer)

>>76899823
>prefigure
unironically the best poster on this entire board

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>>76899776
>>76899750

>>76899856

No I want two chalupas and a quesorito

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>>76899866
let's see if this is better

>>76899870
I do not lose faith. That someday there will be a city or state in the United States, where there is only one professional soccer team in MLS (major league soccer)

>>76899866
>>76899893

i'll be so glad when manfred drops this holiday uniform shit

and the marpat ones, while he's at it

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>yaks
>rags

>>76899536
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy

>RAGS

>>76900036

he kept posting, over and over again, with a costa rican VPN, trying to find a city in the US where major league soccer was the most popular sport. eventually, the authorities tracked him down and put him away

his muscle on the outside still posts for him, though, every once in a while...

>>76900036
He's pretty good at working with wood

@Jim22Palmer Jul 1

#TeamEck Price fails 2 cover 1st. Eck calls it like it is. Delicate Price confronts Eck on team plane. Zip it and pitch #unhinged @RedSox

>Diva Price

>rags

>>76900036
the Bopschilds bow to him

>>76900060
Tip Top Kek

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wait what I love white sox fans now

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>>76900067
>team called the white sox
>sox aren't white

>>76900067
>that kid

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>>76900123
Stop shitposting with my candyfus

>>76900113
>rags

>>76900123
Are you in the SGDQ thread, too?

>>76900178
not him but oh shit
was so busy watching the sox that I forgot sgdq started

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>>76900151
no

>>76900178
no

who will the worst ASG snub be?

>>76900211
Trout. Fuck injuries.

>>76900197
It gets less and less fun each year.

>>76900211
Didi

>>76900248
been the case for a while now sadly

>>76900300

Here is the only meme so far

>>>/wsg/1762106

>>76900211
Cano

>>76900211
Turner

>>76900211
Alex Avila
every AL 1B that isn't Hosmer

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>Pie Rats

>2016
>Jints are the best team in baseball in the first half and one of the worst teams in the second half
>Barely make it into the postseason
>2017
>Jints are one of the worst teams in the first half
>They've begun to actually win games

The jints will have the best second-half record in baseball and somehow meme their way into the second WC when the Broors, Dbags, and Rookies inevitably collapse desu

>>76900211
Avi Garcia

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>>76900638
Nah he'll make it in as the sox's pity entry. Because really who else can it be?

>>76900657
Jose Abreu?

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>>76899204
MARINYAS!

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>>76900616
lord, that'd be the day

>>76900211
Kyle Schwarber

>>76900774
1>5>4>>>>>>>>6>3>2

>>76900774
>G looks like a flat drug addict
>I looks like Tim Lincecum
>A is flat and has a shit face
>N is solid but has small tits
>T has a large forehead and shit eyes
>S is obese

>>76900774
so the "SF" girl is a fairweather who fucked off now that theyre bad?

>>76900774

2, 3, 1, 4, 6, 5

>>76900211
if Matt Adams had played every day the whole season he would be an all star

>>76900774
I call dibs on "T"

>>76900824

>I looks like Tim Lincecum

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>76900824

> he typed, alone, into his favorite section of an imageboard dedicated to anime and hentai

>>76900849
thats not true

my mom is here cleaning my room you dweeb

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>>76900774

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>>76900833
Could you BE more wrong?

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Post undisputed top 10 pitchers in the AL

>>76900863
do you consider a team winning 3 world series in 5 years an accomplishment?

The Braves just did a shift where they put their third baseman in shallow right field

>>76900899
what happened?

>>76900899
the Cubs do this all the time with Bryant

>>76900905
It actually worked, he caught a grounder and threw it to first for the out

>>76900178
I split screened the Giants game and (ehh) Halo

Every summer

>>76900878

sorry that your taste is objectively wrong, mr. bing

i'll give you a pass for being one of the most prominent pop culture yuppie precursors of the millennial headspace, though

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>>76900889
A dispute appears

>>76900899
>Sam Freeman is alive and he doesn't look like a total shitter

I swear every single game I watch the Barves this season there's some new scrapheap guy who has suddenly become effective their pitching instructors must know some bomb ass pilates teachers.

>>76900961
Where is Run babby Porcello?

>Fulmer has 2 (TWO) 1-0 losses

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>>76900961

> sorted by W

>>76900036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bra1AUxmKYM

>>76900890
Nah just flukes

>>76900999
He makes a meme post, I give a meme response

>>76900996
That's "Super Elite American League Cy Young Award Winning Elder God" Rick Porcello to you

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>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
>Nelson Mandela was in prison
>China was still the sick man of Asia
>Google was a decade away from being found
>the Middle East was at peace, hard to believe but true
>the majority of current major league players had not yet been born
>Tommy John meant an active player, not a surgery
>the Cubs title drought was at 70 year and pennant drought at 43 years, 28 years later they would break them both, the latter coming against the Dodgers

>>76901003
>New York has to play by the rules
AHAHAHAHAHA YAKS LIFELONGS BTFO
NO MORE MUH TRADITION

>>76901022
The worst Cy Young winner of our generation.

Disgusting.

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Nolan Arenado (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Jon Gray (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Trevor Story (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the NLDS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>Carlos González(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Charlie Blackmon (top 10 hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Jordan Patterson (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Ryan Hanigan(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Carlos Estévez(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

Tim Tebow had a negative WAR in Low A. The Mets promoted him to High A. Is there a bigger joke of a franchise in MLB?

>>76901004

holy fuckin' kek

>>76901087

*homers*

>astros are all weaboos

>>76901061
literally the 3rd best team in the division lmao

AL #ASG starters:

1B Smoak
2B Altuve
3B J. Ramirez
SS Correa
OF Judge (leading vote getter)
OF Trout
OF Springer
C S. Perez
DH Dickerson

>>76900976
Bonafacio sometimes shows up to pinch hit and he's actually decent in the field. He's just stuck in AAA/mlb between he'll.

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>>76901116

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Jake Lamb (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Patrick Corbin (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Nick Ahmed (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the NLDS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>Grégor Blanco(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasmany Tomás (top 10 hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Fernando Rodney (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Ildemaro Vargas(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Zack Greinke(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

>>76901177
at least shop in dbacks gear on her

>>76901087
>Everyone is getting hurt
>Fans stop showing up
>WE NEED A WAY TO GET FANS BACK INTO THE SEATS
>Bring Tebow up for the last 2 weeks of the season to sell-out Citi

You can screencap this shit because it's a guarantee.

BASED Jose Ramirez voted in! first Indian voted in by fans since Juan Gonzalez in 2001

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>>76901198
cant find any dbacks hat templates out there

>>76901210
wheres the show?

>>76901219
ESPN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDcyPtN8liA

oh fuck, this channel is priceless

NL #ASG starters:

1B Zimmerman
2B Murphy
3B Arenado
SS Cozart
OF Harper (leading vote getter)
OF Blackmon
OF Ozuna
C Posey

>exit velocity and launch angle
>those are the 2 key words

Ryan zimmerman is dumber than a bag of bricks

>>76901219
http://www.vipboxtv.me/american-football/158520/1/espn-stream.html

mother
fuckin'
donkey
time

Why does this always fucking happen every fucking year

>>76901134
>Smoak got in
ahahaha roylels btfo

>>76901024
need to expand this

>the Gulf War was years from starting
>the WTC had yet to be attacked by terrorists... in 1993
>the Soviet-Afghan War was coming to an end
>Elon Musk was in high school

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>>76901134
>smoak

>>76901134
>smoak

that's my boy, he actually made it

How did that not get out

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AVI CONFIRMED IN

AL #ASG reserves:

IF Alonso
IF Schoop
IF Castro
IF Sano
IF Lindor
OF Betts
OF Brantley
OF Garcia
C Sanchez
DH Cruz

>Pitchers
Sale
Santana
Vargas
Kluber
Keuchel
Darvish
Severino
Fulmer
McCullers

Miller
Betances
Kimbrel

>rags

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oops

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>>76901396
>Lindor

he's a fucking bum this year, doesn't deserve it. he needs to get his ass in gear. also fuck Miller he's a bum too

Hosmer got robbed

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>>76899025
Were back in old form, boys.

>>76901406

god damn, ice to the face must be fucking awful when you're just trying to conduct a candyass interview

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holy shit LAST SECOND UPDATE

>>76901396

and this is exactly why fans shouldn't be allowed to vote for the ASG

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>>76901430

best reliever K/9 in the american league

>>76901470

buddy the all-star game is about casuals who vote

ask them what they want to see out of a relief pitcher (hint: it's Ks)

>>76901452
S U R G E

Devenski was robbed desu

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>>76901470
Is Sandy Leon an All Star, bros?

>>76901481
But Casuals love high ground ball rate sinkerball pitchers who throw in the high 80s

NL #ASG reserves:

IF Goldschmidt
IF Seager
IF Lamb
IF Votto
IF Harrison
IF LeMahieu
OF Inciarte
OF Stanton
OF Bellinger
OF Conforto
C Molina

>Pitchers
Kershaw
Scherzer
Martinez
Ray
Greinke
Strasburg

Jansen
Holland
Davis
Hand
Knebel
Neshek

Why are NL first baseman so much better than the AL first baseman?

>>76901518

Al clubs have a fake position to use for their power hitters

>>76901518
a first baseman in the NL is a DH in the AL.

Man inciarte is awesome

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JIM JOHNSON PLEASE MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS

>>76901561
THANK GOD HOLY SHIT

>>76901500
>no turner

Dat pitching tho. Will the AL even get a hit?

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>>76901500
WE HAVE OUR DESIGNATED ALL-STAR, AS PER MAJOR LEAGUE RULES!

>>76901561
Thanks inciarte

>>76901500
That is some sorry looking offense, lol. NL "fans" will defend this.
23-2 AL.

>>76901561
Even 4 years later I still remember this feel

>Final Five

1B Bour
3B Bryant
3B Rendon
1B Reynolds
3B Turner

SS Andrus
SS Bogaerts
SS Gregorius
3B Moustakas
1B Morrison

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>>76901599
DIDI!

KURT KURT KURT KURT

>>76901602
Wade Davis and Kris Bryant

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>Ender in ASG

KURT KURT KURT

>>76901610
Wade Davis is a Royal

>>76901599
#voteturner

>The city of Jacob deGrom

Seagull kino

>Smoak is the only All Star on the team

almost fitting with all the h8 he got last year

>>76901661
Your very own fanbase on /mlb/ was talking shit on your one and only all-star

>yfw Kershaw gets cucked out of starting the ASG yet again because of Scherzer

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>no Flowers

>>76901610
relief pitchers/rentals dont count, faggot

>>76901681
He's scheduled to be pitching the last game for the dodgers before the break so he might not pitch at all

Although i doubt that will stop kershaw

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>>76901699

Inb4 seagull sacrifices it's life to stop a home run and let the A's get swept

Bruce Hopper HR

2bh i think i'll vote against xander just because of the spam :^)

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>>76901719
>>76901699

The report button is hot!!!

See you in 60 days ~

Someone make a Nats Cards gamethread.

>>76901177
Good team but the Dodgers have the deepest bullpen in baseball and best pitching staff in the game. The dbacks are second behind the Dodgers but as of today and the previous 82 games the Dodgers have had the #1 pitching staff in baseball.

>red sox fans

>>76901134
>smoak
What are they smoaking?

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Probably should have lost in the 11th but WOOOOOOO

too bad marcel ozuna doesnt play on a better team

>>76901250
Thank God there are no Cubs in this lineup. Maybe this time the NL will win.

MAKE THE ALL STAR GAME GREAT AGAIN

>>76901789
Dodgers don't have shit besides lulshaw

>>76901500
>Wade Davis the only Cub
What does this mean lads?

Is it 2015 again?
So...vote Moose this time?

>>76901834
So why do they have a top 2 bullpen in baseball and the #1 pitching staff in profesional baseball????

>>76901844
Kris Bryant made it

I voted for someone other than Xander

>>76901859

ALL STAR GAME IS A PARTICIPATION TROPHY GAME NOW

>>76901834
Dodgers are the king of the hill when it comes to keeping the wood off the ball

Jesus Christ what is this cancer?

>>76901886
Do your part and notify any janitors in the vicinity of this

>>76901864
No he didn't fucking idiot fuck.

Dumb frogposter no (you)s for you

>>76901864
No he isnt

See
>>76901599

Where are the Jannies when you need them? They're getting paid for a reason

This is a false flag in order to make you vote for someone else

Guys why do I have the sudden urge to rednax etov?

I forgot how obnoxious he could be.

>>76901875
this tbqh

>>76901911

kek, i got the boot for starting a lexplorer thread but this shit is a-ok?

Finally

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>mfw xander cruises to victory

>>76901610
Where is Bryant?

Kinda want to go vote for Xander now.

>>76901984
guaranteed to win the final 5

Scherzer
4 Batters faced
4 Strike outs

Wow I really want to vote for Xander Bogaerts

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>Another All-Star selection

First-Ballot HoFer desu

Think I'm gonna go vote for Xander Bogaerts guy.

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>>76902015

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>>76902031
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my feet hurt
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

>>76902015
>not voting Xander/Turner

Doing it wrong

>>76902049
>Ever voting for a Dodger
dude I didn't vote for Kemp when he was clearly the best player in the NL

>>76902001
Sad he'll take the L anyway because he'll leave the game in the 6th on 117 pitches.

Anyone else convinced to vote for Xander? I know I am.

Max Scherzer is the best pitcher in baseball

>>76902031
As a first baseman? He's not worth shit behind the plate at this point....

>>76901812

Listen to me retard, and listen good.

The Braves are winning the World Series this year, and you can mark my fucking words on that so make sure you're listening.

The team just acquired, quite literally, the best FA back up infielder that's hit the market since I don't know when because I don't really give a fucking fuck. They bolstered their bullpen with indisputably the best closer in the fucking league (That's Aroldis Vizcaino by the way because I know you wouldn't fucking know who he is because you just started watching baseball last September you dumb fucking moronic shit). Add to the fact that a corps of young studs like Dansby Swanson, Ender Inciarte, and Shaun Newcomb or whatever the fuck his first name is, are going to TEAR UP the asshole of the NL East and the top two teams in Runs Scored last season (The New York Steroiders and some disgraceful latinos up in Canada).

Are you fucking listening? Because I'd hope you are. Because I'd hope you are prepared to get fucking SHELLED by the myriad of fucking offensive POWER HOUSES that this fucking team has. Oh? You don't know any of them? Haha silly me, I forgot that you started learning about baseball last December. Let me give you the run down real quick, so fucking listen up and pay attention retard.

Freddie Freeman was IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLY the best fucking 1B in the NL, and possibly the League if not for that roider with the Diamondbacks, and his ability to absolutely anally fuck your team's shit up in the tough spots where an RBI is needed will take the league by fucking storm. Erick Aybar, Flowers, Beckham, The Fucking Mayor of Back up Catcher City? Roughly 300 RBIs combined, mark it down on your scorecard. And just wait for that fucking BSC to absolutely cuck the shit out of your batters in the OF.

Post that fucking dumbshit ass pasta one more time you disgraceful spic, and just fucking watch what happens in the Regular season. Retard, thanks for listening.

you now remember the asg means nothing because cubs lifelongs and ninny leaguers cried about not having home during the ws

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>>76902047

Just voted for Bogaerts 10 times. Is this legal?

>>76902075
Nobody gives a fuck leaf. It's an exhibition game. Why do mentally ill faggots like you actively seek out arguments? Eat shit and die.

>>76902053
Bruce Hooper
2 AB
2 HR
4 RBI

>>76902076
Is Justin Turner in that box?

>>76902076
dodger_fan_feelings.jpg

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>one game under .500

>>76899257
>ynr that 2000 year

>>76901948
how did he get the whole fist in there

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>>76902047

Thank you Girardi, for making sure that we collapse in June instead of September.

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>>76902197

>>76900824
yeah you tell 'em

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*stares you down*

>>76902197
haha

>>76902205
Dont worry, the Jays are in town tomorrow for some free wins

>>76902205
Can you hear that? It's the sound of Steinbrenner's spawn breathing down Cashman's neck and demanding him to make big trades to improve the club.

>In b4 Blake Rutherford for Matt Adams

>>76902101
jesus man how do you even get so mad

>>76899696
STOP FUCKING POSTING HERE THEN

>>76899696
>baseball is boring
Then why post here? You realize I fucking hate Costa Rica now because of this autism from you?

>>76902312
>>76902362
stop taking the bait, holy shit.

>>76902393
Did you forget where you are? This is the general that made a doyer masterbaiter and icon.

Will Tanaka ever be good again?

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>>76901116
anime is a rotting scab on humanity tho

>>76901134
nice

>>76901396
Devenski shoulda gotten in

>>76902463
I hope so. I want my team to sign him this free agency.