/nrl/ general
>tfw no muslim gf edition
mashallah
anyone remember that aussie whore named marijuana?
Titans and BroncGODS will win tonight lads
The depression is taking over lads
This thread is sponsored by Beyond Blue.
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>>76844322
>It's a "Seek help" which is just sitting around with a psychologist once a week for the rest of your life or medicating yourself into a stupor episode
I just wanna smoke weed and be left alone lads. I know I'll never be normal again and I'd like to just feel OK.
you have a porn addiction
Muslim ex gf who I loved got married and never spoke to me again AMA
On the phone to centerlink lads
>>76844826
why'd you fuck it up
>>76844858
i wasnt gonna convert to islam for anybody
>>76844858
I realized I was actually gay
>>76844866
you don't have to convert you just have to "convert"
>>76844879
even if you just "convert" you have to hang out with her muslim family all year and listen to their muslim opinions and they will make you pray and shit and do all that crap then you gotta raise your kids "muslim" in a muslim school and have them associate with muslims
fucking big shit show just for some pussy
Just converted to islam for some pussy lads
>>76844885
yeah true
Just got the crash bandicoot n sane trilogy lads
>video games in the year of our lord Jesus Christ 2017
kek
KEK
K E K
It's okay I'm jewish
>being pooslim
>being pooish
#notmyaustralia
>one post about the actual sport itt
Nice poomunity
>>76844866
Not even for the pure virgin girl you loved?
Couldn't be me
Good luck with your future degenerate cumdumpster
Woof
Add this to the OP
>>76845108
>pure
>doesn't acknowledge our lord and saviour jesus christ who died for mankind's sins
Got pressured into buying $100 shoes, a $50 belt and $20 for 3 pairs of socks today lads.
>>76845202
>$50 belt
you're such a fucking goyim jesus christ
its a piece of leather with a piece of metal attached
>>76845127
Excellent post
Very many layers.
>>76845226
Put on your sweet polyester belt and go to the TAB you loser
>>76845226
Get a load of this poorcunt pleb. I bet you think jeans and a t shirt is a nice way to dress, kek
>>76845251
$12 asos tshirt
$whatever 50-100 jeans
Yeah lad if you don't look good in that you're probably a dyel or fat
Post yfw Ben hunt gets origin selection before fairyevans gets reselected
>>76845261
HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA
LMFAO, KID
>>76845261
>asos
based anon
>>76845261
>/fit/ memes that weren't cool when they first came out a decade ago
>can't dress like an adult
Fitting.
Clothes don't make the man lads.
You can be an autistic fat faggot in a 200 buck peacoat but you're still an autistic fat faggot.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/21/06/2F8A81AB00000578-0-image-a-50_1450677756049.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/19/11/2B7BA56100000578-3203195-All_in_a_day_s_work_Hollywood_actor_Matt_Damon_was_spotted_leavi-m-4_1439978398009.jpg
wtf I hate fitted tshirts and jeans now
Imagine not being able to look good in cheap clothing lads
Those pants look horrible on statham and the hat
I only wear my finest herringbone suit with my trilby and cane when I go to the local hotel bistro to watch a game of NRL.
Don't worry if you don't know what a herringbone suit is cause I don't so congrats you and I aren't gay.
>he is in full damage control mode after being called out for dressing like a pleb child
Just wore my hi vis clothing into the Pub and got shit on for being overdressed by the cunts there in polyester jackets lads
TonyAbott_PBUH
sexy_bethany
Tokenofhon
comix-corp
>>76845342
You and I are both gay because we had sex with each other and we both enjoyed it.
http://mackay.locanto.com.au/ID_1367512803/Cuckhold-wife.html
>>76845360
upvoted
great meme
tfw i ignore everyone who posts a pleb ''''joke''' or has a pleb opinion
tfw almost all the regs are now ignored
feels fair lads
>>76845376
t. shirt and jeans
nrl will be dead in 20 years #bookit
>when youre late 20s and all the girls who were hot you grew up with are no longer hot and are just fuckable
you look back at their pics as 17-23 and realise how good they were... you didnt know they were peaking... they didnt know they were peaking... life is crazy
>>76845387
Replaced by International Rugby League
your mum will be dead in 20 years
>>76845387
NRL will be dead because people will have realised that Women's NRL is the future.
>>76845395
t. someone who was never attractive
>>76845400
>tfw roastie didnt get married <25 because she was living the best days of her life everyday with hundreds of alphas chasing her and then she kept waiting and waiting and one day she was 29 and knew she needed to have a kid ASAP so she got knocked up by the first guy who had a full time job and a property
JUST
BOYCOTT BELMORE
MY SHIT UP
SENPAI
http://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_1513535758/Love-to-suck-straight-men-s-cock.html
>straight guy
>would want their dick to be sucked by another man
>>76845470
>mfw I have to actually beg the loyal fans to come to their gomeground to farewell their beloved club junior because I'm unable to inspire them to do so under their own desire
>Rugby league’s governing body was forced to apologise after sending emails to members of both clubs encouraging them to attend the game at McDonald Jones Stadium to “soak up the battle for the spoon”.
Knights and Tigers members on suicide watch
>>76845470
>celebrating having your players poached
>>76845504
classic bants
reddit was on pooicide watch about it
soft as fucking dogshit participation award generation where even acknowledging somebody comes last is a fucking crime against humanity
god help us mashallah
Bruhs...i cant believe JT is gone forever
I can't believe it either because it's not true
https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/nrl/news/johnathan-thurston-reveals-hes-open-to-origin-return
Bros I can't believe JT plays hanzo in overwatch
>JT plays Overwatch
All respect lost lads
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/rodrigo-alves-the-human-ken-doll-shows-off-surgery-scars-and-fake-eight-pack-on-holiday-in-spain/news-story/a0ea7d919761f0002e32a9dab53c2774
where is strom bronco game beingg played?
>>76845593
Earth
>>76845599
NICE DUB DUBS COCKHEAD
GUYS I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE 2017 GRAND FINAL AND THE COWBOYS WON IT EVEN WITHOUT JT HOLY SMOKES
TMM WON THE CLIVE CHURCHILL KEK KEK KEK
>>76845614
Real talk how are the CowGods going to recover after losing Thurston? Morgan is trash
>>76845614
can i ask you something about the future?
>>76845639
you're a dumbass if you think MorGOD is trash 2bh and TMM will be the next JT
Predicting the Broncos and the Dragons
>>76845646
fuck off
>>76845646
Predicting the Broncos prediction to be a test and the Dragons prediction to be genuine
>>76845643
Fuck off Morgan hasn't had a good season since 2015 hes been on the decline ever since
>>76845655
he's been playing elite since he came back from the test match, don't (you) me kid. You havent been watching recent cowGOD games lately
Here are the best halves in 2019:
Pearce. Cleary, Norman, Whoever Melbourne produce, Frawley, Hunt, Taylor,
Milford is a SJ/Benji clone who will disappear after 1 injury anytime before 2019
>>76845482
Guess whose nephew is the elite Bulldogs hooker
*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
Going to get drunk and post nostalgic songs tonight cause I'm lonely lads
>Widdop is up there on the dally m ladder
we cannot let a pom win it right lads?
Titans will win tonight and hayne will get 2 tries and an assist
>>76845754
You want to do some karaoke mate?
>>76845787
Shave rash where she has to shave her monobrow/10
>her
>>76845754
>>76845754
im half way there lad ;p
Hayne on Suicide watch
Sean is fat lmao
>6 pm kickoff
>vipleague.co isn't working
>he isnt watching this on foxtel
>>76845800
>paying for Goytel
HAHAHA FUCKING GOYIM WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
don't link it, and it is working
wrong
>taking le 2
kek
vipbox.nu lads
Just got a virus lads
Holy fuck it's cold lads
>wogality stav is here
he's yours now
no returns
getting raspberry fanta from coles
walkgod.gov.au
>>76845854
Don't drink too much mate it might make you hyper
DON
Never had raspberry fanta and haven't had fant is ages
why didn't hayne take that hit up? dugan would have.
That was fucking amazing
>>76845858
noted
>>76845863
it's still good
wtf I love the Mbye Lichaa spine now
>>76845871
>admiring someone for being a good goy and making tinkler richer while he rorts you and your club
>admiring someone for loving losers because they chose to
Is this what a cuckolding mentality is like? Just like your wife, even if she cheats shes your wife...
>>76845852
DON'T TAKE ANY SCREENSHOTS OF THE CROWD!
DON
>
>catching the ball
>POOGANS
https://youtu.be/q9fNAi3cSgw
Cringe
Me in the seats
crap game so far lads
only good part was JDBs first run
>>76845890
Holy shit my sides
Based based hayne
>>76845890
haynes literally fucking retarded
>>76845890
Just zipped up my sweet polyester jacket lads
>>76845890
>>76845890
Afraid to watch this
>>76845927
>oi mate i'll put you all the way back to dingabra fair dinkum ya dickhead
literally a quote from the video
>>76845927
I thought little of Hayne and now I feel less
I'm real tired lads
who /excited/ for the pacman vs horn fight lads
the /sp/ thread is gonna be good but not as good as the green vs mundine thread
can someone post that pic of andrew fifita's daughter?
Horn is gonna get KO'd lol
>>76845965
>>76845964
not even gonna watch it
manlet fights make me feel like vomitting
Just woke up a manlet and kms lads
Do they not sell tickets for one end of the stadium or something?
anyone have the link to that video of thurston interview after the 2004 grand final?
>>76845987
They dont open the gates while theres still spots in the other areas. Looks better on TV and allows them to focus security and food/drinks in one area. Less cleaning at the end. Other factors.
meme arrow: Millions of australians are gonna watch Horn get FLIP'D
kek
why do big pos feel so good
is it because big fat turds push up against your prostate?
remember that idiot who said de belin isn't a keeper? kek
Just had a mirco nap on the couch lads
Me in my little gokart instead of using my legs to bring the tee to the abo guy lads
>being American
widdop got grilled by hannant 2bh
>>76846031
>"We want to sponsor the ballboys"
>"The ballboys? Like give them uniforms?"
>"Thats not enough. I want them to ride little old people karts with our logo on it and with a flag with the logo on it."
>"Deal."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
>Bloo-eh 'ell laddy I too-k tha tew points becus we were hoovin trouble laddy we need to gut buck in tha rithem lard
Hannant: Whatever dickhead
>>76846059
One study found that 13.5% of a sample of undergrads reported at least one episode over the course of their lives
yeah ive had it <10 times in my life. nothing troubling.
Just took the plunge and ordered based foxtel lads
>>76846079
Prediction on target for the first game. Now just need Titans to close it out and Broncos to win for both correct tips.
Remember to filter trippies lads
Great Stgeorge Team lads
>>76845646
>>76846083
idiot
PC Bros my case vibrates and gets really loud what can I do to fix it lads?
BLUE WIGGLE GOES DOWN
BLUE Wiggle Anthony Field felt a little dejected when comparing rotator cuff injuries with Johnathan Thurston last Sunday.
JT rolled up to The Wiggles show in Townsville, and had the chance to chat with Field about his season-ending injury.
Field told us he had to undergo surgery to his shoulder after he was riding his bike through Pyrmont at the start of last month and ploughed into a runaway shopping trolley.
“We had a great laugh about the old rotator cuff,’’ Field told us.
“I made my return to The Wiggles when JT was there.
“I said to him I feel shame because he played Origin with half a shoulder, and I was at home missing Wiggles shows.
“That guy is a machine.
“He’s one of the few players nobody begrudges. You have to respect him. Do you know anyone who doesn’t think the world of him, even though he basically killed our (NSW) team with half a shoulder?’’
Field, a passionate Wests Tigers fans, said this season was a ‘’disaster’’, but like most fans was excited about the club’s signings for 2018.
“I’m on the bus,’’ Field said.
The Blue Wiggle will resume life on the road with The Wiggles next week in Cane Toads territory.
just woke up lads. did NSW win?
>>76844911
OFF
OFF
OFF
OFF
>>76846121
I'm falling in love with based JT lads
>>76846126
When is the PC version releasing?
All talk about games need to go to >>>/lgbt/
Is Khalil right?
Is Des coaching poorly because of the fans?
Will Woods and Foran make the Bulldogs a top 4 side?
>No
>No. Woods and Foran can't make Wests, Parra or NZ top 8 sides.
>>76846148
>It's a guy named Khalil is defending Lichaa and even thinks he's a good player and definitely isn't related to him or his friend episode
Based Khalil
Hi all
>>76846162
Please watch our sport
This is the first time I've watched a titans game in a wild and I'm sort of impressed that the stadium is not completely empty
What happened?
>>76846148
>foran
>playing more than 12 games
top kek
>>76846162
back from the mosque?
>>76846167
St George showed up
>It's a Foran will make Lichaa and Mbye thrive even though Foran can't make Luke and SJ thrive episode directed by Klil
>>76846172
>It's an "Ow my hamstring" episode followed by an "Ow my quad" episode followed by an "Ow my mental health" episode trilogy
>>76846174
Just flew back from Lakemba
why isnt JDB on?
>It's a Foran has a get-out clause in his contract and leaves the Dogs after Des leaves when his 2 year deal expires episode
>poogan is ded
>Its a Foran goes back to manly and wins another hip episode
>It's a Foran follows Des to Penrith and Bulldogs get twink because he's on the outter and Cleary is the future episode
http://www.xboxachievements.com/news/news-27452-Crash-Bandicoot-N-Sane-Trilogy-Seemingly-Outed-For-Xbox-One-By-Retailer.html
PUT JDB BACK ON REEEEEEEEE
>It's a great atmosphere for the fans episode
>>76846221
DELETE THIS
>>76846221
need to be able to see the Trip a Deal ad, lad
>>76846222
>>76846221
>Its a I deleted it just so I could post it again TWIST episode
Just realised I'm -4 minutes on my foxtel lads and I'm put it back to live TV and JDB is in fact on the field kek
COMEBACK
>>76846083
based RC
Me in the background looking at the foreground
The memes are real bad tonight lads
>>76846241
he tipped both teams>>76846111
Me playing an epic game of hide and seek with 10,000 lads in the background
Just tripped some faggy looking kid on the street lads
>crying in pain
>play on
Is he a pussy or the hardest man alive lads?
That would be Steve Matai
The Titans are a disgrace. Why does the NRL not just delete them?
Literal refball there lads
kiwi just ate my fush n chups lads
fully sick aye
Does Gold Coast like any sport at all?
>premiership contenders st george illawarra dragons
goy
book.com/NRLFootyShow/videos/1914077908606091/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
>le maybe if i call it goybook they'll accept me xD
just revealed im a jew lads
cause no self respecting man would ever ignore that a jewish run company that refers to non jews as goyim/bovine/cattle/subhumans would let it go
>>76846249
Dragons was a test. Broncos should win though, this one is not a test.
>le double down on my reddit tier autism xD
Haha lets give the Titans a penalty lol XD
>>76846331
Mas. Yevamoth 61b
All Israelites will have a part in the future world... The Goyim, at the end of the world will be handed over to the angel Duma and sent down to hell.
>>76846330
what test you idiot? you got it wrong, admit it and move on. You're 0/2 this week so far. Please go back to AFL
>le triple down on my reddit tier autism, hoping desperately for an upvote xD
feels good being a big strong leb lads
Just fucked this big strong leb's sister lads
>>76846303
Is meth a sport
I'm a jew and I try to make people ignore that the jews hate them AMA
tricked some idiot into fucking me by wearing a wig and a dress lads
just lost my virginity by pretending to be my sister lads
Just saw my son take off a wig and walk funny to the bathroom lads
just saw my dad looking at my ass with lust
>>76846349
>what test yuh idiod?!
The same test I bring week in week out to the forums. I always have a little fish in there that you're supposed to spot and claim THAT'S THE TEST. Not many people have pulled it off, but if you look for the clues you'll find it.
just about to have a cheeky shower between games you lads want anything?
just realised the newcunt who unironically replies to rc is the same pleb who doubled down on his reddit tier autism lads
so im going to be in sydney on 12 july
anyone want to watch the origin together
we can go back to my hotel room after and play my nintendo switch
yeah m8, i'll have one armpit wash cheers
>>76846402
EXCELLENT POST
>switch
>games
kek
tried to make a culture that calls out jews for hating non-jews a reddit meme lads
jewish taqiyya in full effect lads
>>76846391
you're a fucking lunatic, please go back to afl
0/2
>>76846415
*1/2
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Cooper Cronk?
tried to push the reply to RC gimmick but got called out as a newcunt lads
>>76846391
I seriously admire the effort behind your art, and what fine art it is.
>>76846419
based RC
>>76846419
You tipped the Bulldogs and the Dragons
just made a post from my pc and my phone at literally the same time in a desperate attempt to throw people off teh trail that i'm both the newcunt who unironically replies to rc and the same pleb who doubled down on his reddit tier autism lads
i ironically reply to rc every time he posts just so /nrl/ will think he is replying to himself lads
12345
just pretended that my unironic replies were ironic lads
>>76846449
Based Fatty
Upvote me if you think based JT should play for the Broncos
Is James Roberts white?
>>76846461
oh shit disregard this post, wrong website
Based JDB getting angry and getting involved in every tackle of the last set that the titans had, effectively getting me extra SC points lads
>petrol sniffing round
feel a bit sad lads
After that boring titans dragons game glad we finally get to watch a good team.
Game of the round incoming.
http://press-start.com.au/news/playstation/2017/06/30/crash-bandicoot-scanning-39-big-w-stores/
>obvious try
>check it anyway for muh kfc
>Ben Hunt knock on
>>76846504
Fuck off you newfag, /nrl/ loves KFC
>hunt! sit down, you fumble
Good save by Blair desu.
>>76846527
>desu
Fuck off weeb
When was the last time Cameron Smith made an error?
Mcguire is totally fucking munted
>it's a broncucks refball episode
>>76846534
This.
Also, how did Sims fuck up so bad.
>it's a broncGOD haters whine all game long episode
>it's an ashley klein desperately tries to keep the broncucks in the game episode
>>76846543
This. Pretty fair game so far imo.
>>76846553
excellent POST
Titans have beaten 4/8 of the top 8 teams and nearly beat 2 others.
>it's a melboring "fan" filthy that Brisbane WILL win.
just posted some meaningless stats lads
>melbourne fans
PENALTY BRONCOS
I didn't know jamie foxx played for brisbane
stoned lads
Would be nice if fox and abbo card didn't just black brisbane by 30 points
And as I type this...
kek
Lads I got a bad feeling about this
>he tipped poocos
RC 0/3
>>76846587
>abbo card
lost my shit cunt
>"what are we actually checking for though?"
Fucking KEK
Bunker exposed by the actual ref
just got immediate support lads
>>76846542
I have never seen a player blow more tries over the line than Korbin Sims.
>>76846602
newfag
Broncucks Ltd.
>POOCOS
>>76846607
He's not even a bad player. Just hold on to the ball nigga. Use Tarzan Grip if you have to.
FUCK
Broncucks Ltd.
>it's a Brisbane Broncucks get EXPOSED episode
Storm scored 3 times in the 15 minutes I was showering
Fuck this I'm doing it
>>76846618
>He's not even a bad player
He's terrible.
Melbourne are near untouchable. Forget finals and grand finals and they've won a few of those (salary cap or not).
They just dominate, dominate dominate.
What makes them so untouchable and elite bros?
I scored never in the 28 years I've been alive
>>76846638
Based BroncGOD customer
>15 minute shower
How was your wank? Did you watch porn or use your imagination?
>>76846637
Sydney is cancer for everything and the only reason it's relevant is because the first settlers started building there so the oldest money originates from there
>he doesn't shower for as long as he can until the hot water runs out drying out your back so it's all itchy afterwoods
>spilled his lollies
>got the chocolates
>off with the chocolates
>kfc
>mcdonalds
Is nrl the fattest sport
>>76846644
Had to shampoo and conditioner
>Benji
>Sam Thaiday
Fuck that casual racism I'm calling channel 9
COME BACK
>>76846676
I noticed that too, already sent a msg to them on facebook
>>76846661
Implying that doesn't take 2 minutes
This one if for you walkie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1V7EwR5w2A
>>76846654
Yeah it honestly saddens and depresses me. I honestly sometimes question if NRL is dying is the advertising will forever fund it. Sure, TV viewing figures maybe good but the crowds are almost always fucking empty and these stadiums can almost all hold 20,000+.
Why does no one care about NRL? Why is origin the only thing people watch that's NRL related?
Fans seem to only show up when they're doing well.
Just look at the Raiders in 2016. They have an almost nonexistent fan base but look at the crowd's they pulled just because they were playing well and finals contenders.
NRL fans definitely seem to be pretenders and not loyal at all unlike AFL fans who seem dedicated as hell, believe me I know a few.
>>76846689
Well normally but your mum came in
>>76846689
Not when you have real thick hair you chinese cunt
My beards like fucking steel wool
>>76846696
Economics. Sydney rent and mortgage is one of the highest in the world. Highest in Australia. People have less disposable income. After spending on necessities they have even less discretionary income. The minute amount of discretionary income they have cannot be used weekly or monthly for $200 trips to the footy. They watch at home and save the little money they have.
>>76846696
>going there is expensive
>it's cold
>you can see it on the telly
>>76846701
What is flayva
$25 for burger and chips, better be an elite 'Flayva'
Will the Broncos come back? Predicting no. Looks like I will go 1/3 for the week.
Who here /two pump chump/?
just got my 3rd tip wrong this week lads but fear not because I tipped both teams
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>In 51 minutes the depression will come back
Holy fucking hell
>It's freakish when the guy who watches the ball catches the ball
Don't believe Jewish Gould lies
>>76846725
>it's on the telly
So are travelling shows but people still go overseas. People love to socialise. The atmosphere, the rivalry, the cheap shitty food etc.
What's stopping people from going? Yes I'm sure price may be an issue for some, but it seems like this generation cares less about NRL than ever before. Could the internet boom and the rise of smartphone and tablet culture have turned people on to other things? Netflix and other great cheap services? But then when are people still watching and going to AFL?
AFL seems like a culture in Victoria. NRL only kind of seems "talked about" in occassion to the rare person that watches and follows it.
>>76846735
based RC
>>76846724
Why do people still choose to live in Sydney if it's so expensive? I'm sure some people are living close to their city jobs but surely not everyone.
Here at /nrl/ we care about the well being of our anons. If you need help please see below.
Lifeline - 13 11 14
Hot sexy ladies are waiting for your call.
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
>finally going to win 3 in a row in SC
Feels good man
>>76846768
Also, as much as I'd ever hate to admit it, NRL definitely seems to cater to lesser educated families, bogans and degenerates. It's kind of pathetic.
The AFL fans I know of seem far more educated and intelligent.
>>76846768
Now look at NRL prices. Now compare with the atmosphere at the MCG versus whatever the best stadium is in NRL. I dare say it's Suncorp. Best in Sydney? Maybe the Roosters ground. Nothing close to as good, but much more expensive. Disgusting pricing schedules. Horrible NRL management.
>>76846805
>The AFL fans I know of seem far more educated and intelligent.
This
>>76846777
Because we were born here and our families live here and our friends and many jobs. Although I am tired of it and would move away if I could secure a good job elsewhere.
Melbourne literally getting refballed
>>76846806
Holy fucking shit. Those prices are fantastic. AFL really are about the families and shit huh.
I usually pay a minimum of $50 for an average viewing spot and that's "good value".
>>76846816
Is there nowhere on the fringe of the city that's cheaper to live for you?
>i'ts a afl comes to shill their semen slurping sport episode
>>76846837
Literally 90 minutes from the city in Penrith/Woop Woop the houses are still $1-$1.5m
>>76846843
I don't watch AFL. I probably never will. These are just observations I've made over the years and it saddens me. I wouldn't really like to see NRL die off. They'll never decrease the ticket prices though.
fucking hate my job lads
>>76846806
NRL is targeted to the rich
GayFL is for poor cunts
Trippo-carr
gonna lose this week in SC lads
not gonna make the 8 lads
>>76846865
poo pee lel on immediate support watch
hey cunts just got off work, assuming the broncs are 20 up since its halftime?
Lol there is no FUCKING way during the work week/weekend you will get to Greystanes in under an hour
Do Google measure this bullshit from the time you search it? E.g. 840pm on Friday night
Remember when subhuman coloured said he would be here to watch Melbourne?
KEK
>>76846883
that's racist asf dude
>>76846880
For understanding, it takes 30 minutes to get from Darling Harbour to the Anzac Bridge/Parramatta Road in the morning/after work/on the weekend
>>76846888
t. Giannis Wogonoupoulous
I was just thinking about if you had a small dick as a black guy. This 10/10 white girl would be like drooling all over you and you get your pants off and she's like wtf. That's gotta hurt your ego.
Anyone else think Will Chambers is overrated? He hogs the ball and never passes when he should. Never got the hype around him.
Also, is it true that Walkie has a sister?
>>76846921
Based WalkBro trying to throw off his own scent.
>>76846880
Some of my undies have greystains
>>76846919
my ex used to say my dick was 'fun sized' and tbf i do have quite a thin penis but my oral skills were good so no problems
Reality Kek on 0/3 watch
just got 10 subsidised trips to a mental health therapist by being getting a mental health plan by my doctor lads
>Alpha male of Gen Y, Alpha Male of Boomers, Alpha male of Gen X
>going down on a girl
Disgusting and low test beta activity
I wanna marry WalkSis
Cant block a brother-in-law Sean
>>76846947
She's cute
>>76846937
did that a few times lad. the psychologist i went to was a dud but strung me along cause of the shekels. ended up finding an actual PhD who helped me for free. DO NOT get stuck with the first one you pick if they are shit. Find someone highly intelligent who graduated from the best univeristies and did postgrad work and tells you the plan for you and doesnt just keep stringing you along with "What is happening this week?" every week.
>>76846947
would plow her vagina with my dick if you know what i mean
>>76846958
>reddit humor
Just upvoted a comment and downvoted another, lads.
>>76846931
>tipped the dogs
>tipped the dragons
>tipped the broncmemes
KEK, just waiting for him to pop in and say he was just pretending
>>76846869
Based Roosterman
>>76846923
you blokes keep mentioning the name walkie. who is it?
>>76846968
Good job I watched this trailer too
>>76846979
kek
Based Walkcunt
>>76846956
Yeah I went to a lady who specialised in hypnotherapy and that was super shit. I went to an emotional therapist after that and they were much better.
>>76846979
Based Walkie
>>76846919
Except 8/10 black dudes can only get fugly ice addicted prozzie 2/10 white girls who date them cause they can't get a white guy as attractive
>>76846981
did ya lie-k ut lard?
fooken 'ell may-t
>white guys
>attractive
KEK
>>76846994
Girl I was rooting and considering LTRing was flirting with a nigger on his instagram
She got downgraded...
>>76846945
Do people actually believe this? If it's a prozzie yeah okay but a gf no.
People who say this reminds me of those pictures where the ridiculous "chad" with the mohawk goes to ridiculous lengths to look like a non beta at the urinal and walking down the street etc
Walkcunt STILL hasnt posted his gf's nudes when I asked him so nicely
He is a liar, cheat and fruad
>>76846979
T. WalkCUNT
There is nothing more beta than licking a woman's cunt.
28 year old virgin Broncos supporter here. I don't know the feeling of having sexual intercourse with a woman but I do know the feeling of watching the Brisbane Broncos win a grand final.
>WalkBro sparked this heavy discussion
How does he do it lads?
/nrl/ back on thriving watch
>>76847030
>>76847025
Being an actual man and alpha and nibblin' nobbies nuts lads
LawGOD on irrelevance watch
>>76847001
you fucking idiot going down on a girl can give you cancer and is submissive beta behaviour
try respecting any person who is grovelling on their knees infront of your piss holes
>but its only during sex
so is cuckolding, getting fucked in the ass, watching her fuck your friends, eating your cum from her snatch
>>76847046
Good post
just went down on my muslim gf lads
>>76847046
EXCELLENT post
my weak little boyfriend just went down on me I closed my eyes and thought of my cousin ahmed instead
my ex gf once asked me if she could finger my ass hole and massage my prostate
told her no, so I had to compromise and tongue her ass instead
>>76847030
>spends more than hour in bed with phone
That's a woman, not a virgin
Thanks for reminding me about based LawGOD
Watching the footy in bed on my phone since the titans game lads
When did /nrl/ get so straight?
Where are my homo bros
>>76847065
Virgin.
>>76847078
buy me panties and sexy clothes and a cage and I'll be your sissy slave
>>76847074
Watch it on telly you god damn fuckstick roody poo
Steggles chicken kiev with hummus is patrician and officially approved by 4chan nrl but disapproved by leddit nrl
>Breaking
>Counter-terrorism police arrest two men in Auburn
wogdog supporters are fukcing rioting lads
>>76847093
Hot and Spicy tendies are to die for, get some taste you cunt
>>76847078
kys
Based female-presenting touchie
Prices vary in Newcastle.
>>76847078
You have to leave. Faggots not welcome.
>>76847105
Enough with the sexism ffs.
>having to check after BFT gives the nod
Fucking cunts
>>76847042
fucking kek
Too many brown people playing for the Broncos now.
>>76847102
>>76847111
Just close your eyes and I'll give you the best blowie ever, I'm a good sissy
Based fatty correctly praising the based female touchie
>>76847115
>ywn be those shorts
>>76847128
Imagine how bad(good) they smell
>>76847046
>>76847052
>>76847058
t. Samefag
You don't have to be on your knees.
>it can give you cancer
Actual dumbfuck.
>its submissive.
So is sex. Why should you even give a woman any of your time to give her sex? How fucking beta is that? Why not just have a quick circlejerk with the boys while standing up so you don't have to put your body on a vertical angle for a woman?
>"WELL DONE TO THAT WOMAN BELINDA SLEIMAN
SHE COULDVE JUST SAID I DONT KNOW BUT SHE MADE A DECISION
THATS WHAT YOU WANNA SEE PEOPLE MAKING DECISIONS"
Is Fatty /ourguy/?
I'm not complimenting her because she's a woman, but because she did her job, and I know her full name because I know the full names of all touchies and always compliment touchies who make calls.
Do you reckon the sound guy with the mic can hear the touch line officials passing wind
>>76847042
lol
Just spotted a beta manlet defending a low act lads.
>>76847115
>ywn be those socks
>>76847138
>>it can give you cancer
>Actual dumbfuck.
Some types of oral cancer are linked to human papilloma virus (HPV) infection in the mouth and throat. Find out the possible risks of this infection from oral sex, and how to protect yourself.
piss off faggot. go lick the pisshole from your fat slut. i dont care what you think. i just want to make sure other men don't become submissive faggots just for the chance to get cancer.
ZERO FROM THREE
>>76847138
>So is sex.
Virgin detected.
You do know being a woman having sex is giving your body to a guy, it's the most submissive thing in the world. Think about it for a minute.
Have you been fucked in the ass by a man? I'm guessing not. I bet you think her giving you head is submissive right. Same thing when you go down on a girl dumb shit.
Who /wasgoingtobuyScottnextweek/ here?
0/3
Real talk bros: is it normal is weird that after while I get disinterested in having sex? It's not that I'm not attracted to my gf anymore, but I think I just don't care about sex that much? I don't really think I need it in my life or anything.
Don't get me wrong, sex can be good, but I just kind of get over it. Idk, it seems overrated.
I prefer emotion and compassion in relationships. I like the companionship more.
>buying cheapies that are clearly not keepers at this stage of the season
KEK. Spotted someone who isn't a supercoach lads.
Just scored off a forward pass lads
Bundeena is literally a nice place but it's fucking deep in the RNP and I dunno how you'd live there without getting sick of the drive in and out plus all the chink tourists on the weekend and holidays
>>76847169
>I prefer emotion and compassion in relationships.
That is what good sex should be. Sex for a woman is extremely emotional. That's why you always cuddle a girl after even if you hate cuddles.
ZEROOOOOO
FROM
THREEEEEEE
You just suffer from depression. Nothing interests you anymore. You could become a billionaire overnight, and still would find something to be down about.
My wife and I have been together for 11 years and still have a great sex life.
>>76847183
>sticking around for 20 minutes after a one night stand so she doesnt ring the police on you
>>76847185
I picked the titans to win. Yay I guess.
>>76847190
Based walkie
Storm are so far ahead of the rest of the NRL
Storm would beat NSW 100% in an origin series
IT WASN'T MEAN TO BE LIKE THIS
WHYYYYYYY
REEEEEEEEE
>>76847190
Nah. I'm just not that interested. I find it to be a chore sometimes.
BASED CAMERON SMITH
t. depressed person
>It's the commentators know the game is over so they sell it as "Can they hit 50 and break X record?" episode
FUCKING MELBcucks
Cuckeron Smith's goal kicking will cost the Maroons victory.
>>76847155
>>76847164
I'm not talking about some random slut with hpv. Obviously then you don't do it.
I'm talking about a relationship. You say fucking a woman is man dominating yes but relationship (or marriage) is a woman dominating. And when that happens if you think you can still act "alpha" and not go down on her when she wants it you'll find out how quick she'll go and get someone else to do it. The law is always on the woman's side, so you can't be alpha and beat her into submission.
And inb4 marriage is for poofs and betas. Ok then enjoy not having any children or legacy and dying alone with a few memories of fucking some hot chicks in your 20s.
Sad truth is men ARE disposable because they carry the sperm while women are not dispensable because they carry the womb.
How much do you think the bookies paid Ashley Klein to keep melbourne +13? That first 2nd half try by melbourne after that bullshit penalty is what started all of this.
How did the Logan Brothers sire so many talented sons lads
Marriage is for alphas.
Licking cunts is for betas.
End of discussion.
>>76847229
That is the saddest post I've ever read.
A man should always be in charge. Women need leadership, they're basically children. I don't know why you think like that mate.
GOATcastle dynasty starts this weekend lads
Just diagnosed my fb/gf with HPV by looking at her lads. I can actually visually see the viruses within the blood within the skin. I never go down on girls with HPV. I always make my girl get a blood test beforehand.
>>76847249
wooden spoon dynsasty set you mean
Dirty casual pls no bully
What happened to Slater? Why was he gone for a while?
>>76847262
shoulder injury
>>76847262
Went on a 2 year Mormon mission like young Hoppa.
>>76847239
>>76847241
Hah ok.
Remember this post in 10+ years and wonder why you didn't think when you had the chance.
You obviously aren't even anything close to alphas anyway since your on 4chan. Good luck to you
>>76847241
Embarrassing fedora red piller detected.
>when old people say things cost a sixpence or a shilling and I'm meant to have any idea what that equals adjusted for inflation
I always act like I understand its cheaper but it might end up being $5 for all I know with inflation and conversion
Why did storm need so much refball when they're playing better anyway?
Refs tried their hardest to keep the Broncos in this game.
>>76847239
>marriage is for alphas.
t. Clueless faggot.
It literally means giving a legally binding decision to be castrated OR lose half of everything you have
Fucking monkey dropping the ball
A beta just replied to me lads. I bet he licks vaginas.
>time off
>time off
>time keeps ticking
Literally Melbcuck refball
>>76847292
>ywn live in a country/jurisdiction that doesnt have common law marriage laws
Yes goyim because you dated a girl you're legally married despite being spiritually unwed
No goyim marriage isn't a religious institution but it is when we won't let gay people marry; so it is both a religious thing and not a religious thing depending on whether we want to fuck over men or gays
HOLY FUCK I HATE THE LAW
>>76847282
refer to
>>76847230
There are unironically sexist people in this thread RIGHT NOW.
JUST GIVE US A PITY TRY
REEEEEEE
>>76847308
Cucked
Are the broncos, dare I say it, getting EXPOSED?
Anyone else had their cock chopped off without consent as a baby and smug about that?
>>76847262
Because Slater is the fight instigator
No one greater, no debate nah
So far, flow star, full back, no crack.
Vampires in the melbcuck storms.
>getting undead to play on your peem
Looking forward to seeing the cowcucks get BTFO tomorrow. Am I right, my fellow BroncGOD supporters?
>>76847340
Just like last week KEK
Remember when Fox had the "ref sounds" and "no commentary" options plus you chould choose the angle you watched from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZB-WAG9lSY
>>76847350
Based red button
>>76847349
cowcucks don't have the mettle to beat Canberra in the cold, wet Canberra nights. Unlike the based BroncGODS.
You guys know Rapana and BJ hate each other but they're forced to play together yeah
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
FUCKING KEK
Lelbourne Slows
Most embarrassing game in years for Brisbane.
More like Billy SLOWter
>>76847375
That happens when you fuck a man's wife
the broncos are so pathetic
JESUS CHRIST FUCKING ABO CUNT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Alpha males dont have thick dark beards
>Alpha males lick piss holes
based
Melbourne WILL win the premiership in 2017.
Based Manly just moved up to 3rd without even try lads.
>game is over
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
Curtis Scott really highlights how shit Will Chambers is
>>76847406
>Melbourne? Never heard of her
Going to watch Justified now.
Based Raylan
brisbane broncos are PATHETIC
Can someone tell me who Walkie is? I don't get it I'm out of the loop
>>76847471
He's a queer homosexual faggot who has sexual intercourse with other males
>>76847471
Junior Vice President of JB HiFi Ltd.
Bitchality Kek on 0/3 watch
Hope he doesn't kill himself
>>76847493
KEK
>0/3
>poosbane poocos
KEK
why are they so PATHETIC lads?
>>76847487
>>76847488
not even google can tell me, guess I'll never know
Is Jesse Bromwich a good investment for your bench?
Also I'm seething that I picked Harris over Addo Carr in my 17.
>>76847514
>Also I'm seething that I picked Harris
me too
>>76847446
Amazing show.
Just beat Rugby League Live the endboss is Anthony Mundine
>>76847514
I got Hess on my bench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WMXm4qFbW4&index=2&list=PLUTzhnd_pQJRW_-Hbe4FoCRfqUr2ZtLLq
>>76847519
KEK, prepare to seethe harder when the cowcucks lose by 40 tomorrow.
Best thing about living in Sydney is listening to police/ambulance sirens consistently because someone is always doing something dodgy or in need of medical assistance
COMFY
>>76847534
>thinking CowKINGS are gonna lose by the "weak and untalented" raiders.
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzT4p-OaJ5c&index=1&list=PLUTzhnd_pQJRW_-Hbe4FoCRfqUr2ZtLLq
here's a tune for ya kiddo
>>76847540
I used to listen to the police scanner then the cunts made em digital. So filthy.
>>76847540
It was just Muhammad stabbing Mohammad in a revenge attack for Mehmeds shooting by Mahammed. Don't worry about it
I love the 4 hour commute to get one way across the bridge.
>>76847553
can you even listen to any aus police/emergency scanners?
>tfw slopes are starting to invade cennie
>>76847561
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/coid/16
>>76847552
>Untalented
>Best young player in the league
Kek
KEK
K.E.K
>>76847554
There's a good chance this is it
The ambulances are just old people I guess
>ywn live bush and never hear this shit
You now remember that grunt/scream Gus made when Jennings scored that try last year.
>>76847572
>best young player in the league
that's not Coen Hess
>Untalented
>Best young player in the league
Kek
KEK
K.E.K
>>76847586
Yes, you're right. Coen Hess is not the best young player in the league.
>>76847589
Cotric is white.
Cotric is a dirty brown turk.
>>76847576
https://youtu.be/mJkXNn8MgtY
>>76847471
fuck off freshcunt
Just doing a poo
>>76847409
fuck thanks for the heads up mate. EXCELLENT news
>>76847653
xD gamur
>>76847446
>>76847471
walkie is everything reality cunt wants to be.
>Coen Hess is not the best young player
Just fucked Tom Sangster, lads.
My arse is real sore lads
Just realised bringing Hess on in game 2 when qld were behind in a decider was not the best time to expose a debutant to origin men
>>76847701
It really wasn't huh
I felt bad for him
Hess should have started in the front row.
>>76847493
I'm convinced that I would make a lot of money by betting against everything he says.
In the deep dark hills of kentucky lads
>>76847757
>>76847708
t. Not Gasby
What should I listen to tonight lads?
>>76847888
>falling for the audio visual jew
>>76847888
wtf is audio porn?
>>76847923
Don't go down that rabbit hole anon
>>76847888
Listen to some Mozart
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Cooper Cronk please stand up
I repeat
Will the real Cooper Cronk please stand up
We're gonna have a dynasty here
>>76848002
GOOD POST and I'm 6 beers in and just starting to feel nostalgic about the past so give me a couple more hours and I'll be posting 90s hits like shit
>>76848007
Yall act like you never seen a broken nose before
Jaws all on the floor like Myles just shit on the floor
And started knocking on doors looking for more
The Queenslanders were partying too hard with one game more
Its the return of the dynasty, making New South Wales Cucks return to Sydney
Aw he didn't just lead Queensland to win a hundred times in a row did he?
And Dr. Daley said nothing, you idiot
Dr. Daleys careers dead it's finished without a series win
Loving these reddit lyrics lads
Gonna be a 29 yr old broncGOD customer soon lads
One you here is worth 50 upvotes on reddit
One like on the kennel is worth 10 yous on 4chan
Search inside yourself, you know it is true
Shit I got 65 (you)s in the last qanda thread. It is easy mode with all the redditors there though. Could have gotten more if I said I was in the crowd but that's like stealing candy from a baby.
I'm reddit rich lads.
>>76848197
You can cash in your yous and sell your account to astroturfing jew companies to promote their products, pm me
>>76848209
check your inbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rDPGJ3w5P4
are you the infamous broncos Customer 28 yo virgin?
You still have plenty of time my man. Wizards aren't born until 40
>>76848215
dirty causal here
HOLY FUCK
>>76848219
not him but I heard wizards are 30
>>76848219
I wish I could be a wizard status. Women are garbage except for the less time where they're great.
>>76848244
>>76848256
Just googled it and I'm wrong. Wizards are in fact 30 not 40
>>76848273
Damn right
Wonder if our resident broncGOD customer can try his luck auctioning his virginity off on ebay
I've known one girl into virgin girls and she was young herself at the time
>>76848287
virgin guys*
>>76848215
>not playing on
What a poofta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIxGns5uO64
>>76848356
Alrigtht lad have you ever told us what this shit is?
I want to pratice my what would jason statham do skills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urerCLmT1cc
>>76848373
Dropped @2:29 when he took Walleed out of context to prove his point.
I hate the cunt but I have literally heard Walleed excuse the charlie hebdo attack because the in Islam you're taught to put your religion before yourself and your family.
t. waleed aly
>>76848406
Thanks matey, feel free to delete the link.
I'm attrace and charming enough to get a girl in bed it's just that I'm back living with my folks on the count of I got a place togehter with a girl I should have not have even looked at
>>76848440
same. I always do 1 night stands at theirs. tonight my folks are out and I just got toey and txtd 5 girls. 11.55pm isnt great notice but sluts are sluts. though its been 10 minutes so i dont like my chances. ill wake up to 5 txts though from these sluts.
>>76848432
You're the worst kind of /pol/ poster you know that.
All self righteous and think you're 100% right on everything. A cunt in other words.
You're the opposite of the left. I bet you got all giddy reading that but it's not a good thing.
See /pol/ taught me to question everything especially things that might pander to my belief system.
Rule of thumb is, question everything that way you won't get how you say it, jewed.
t. waleed aly
Unironically just watched Transformers 5 lads
>>76848457
Well I wish you luck mate, honestly.
I guess I could use the excuse my housemates are trying to sleep or something and have to go to yours.
My problem is that I live in a fairly smallish town of about 50k people.
You're a LOT bigger than my bf WalkDaddy
Last for QLD
The Last post was mine.
LAST FOR BASED ME
First post for jezfromthebush
my aboriginal
>>76849072
911
unaustralian you dope
It's 000 here you faggot
>>76849170
but 911 was a national tragedy
Kid I was getting ready for school and watching it live.
>>76849258
Stop laughing
I wasn't laughing at the time. I laugh now though cause I got to live while the west was a fun care free place to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmi0mDc-cBY
Last for people just finishing having sex with their honeys and falling asleep in each others arms while we are lonely and fall asleep in the cold bitter darkness that is our lives.
https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
>>76849607
>tfw she falls asleep on your chest/'nook' and you watch her in her naked beauty
I know that's one of lifes greatest feelings, but I know that being an unemployed student living with his parents means that my situation is not condusive to that event happening and remaining. I don't want to just get my heart broken again. Patiently I wait until my career and home is sorted.
I'm sure giving me (you)s are conducive to you having that honey fall asleep on your chest you fucking loser.
If you were serious you'd be asleep/ improving your current situation either academically or physically.
Last for QLD
>>76849691
Im doing both you spastic faggot but you can't decrease the length of time school and working out takes. Drown asap