/nrl/

BroncGODS

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Daly reminder

NSW will win but only because it will set up triumphant win when JT comes back next year. That is the only reason.

Rip off my school uniform and choke me WalkDaddy

>school uniform
Shocking

>>76824863
(((insufficent evidence)))

>>76825488
That NSW has a good team XD

>>76825512
Ground me and pound me WalkDaddy

>nsw cuckstomers
KEK

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*does the haka*

Just woke up lads. Did NSW win?

tfw will miss manly play this week cause im working

>>76826206
She looks like a goblin but I'd probably still fuck her

Redpill me on The Gold Coast Titans

They'd be better without Jarrod "I don't pass" Hayne

>le fugg le hayne xdxd

Reddit has arrived lads

>le fugg le hayne le haters xdxd

Hayne has arrived lads

>>76821978
dude looks like buff andy samberg lol

>>76827258
Please watch our sport

>>76827264
what is this rugby??

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rugby league

Kurt Gidley has announced his retirement lads

I'm sexy and muscular as fuck and I have a huge cock

HEY, YOU HERE LAD?

LOL
LAD
LAD
LADLADLAD

LMAO LADS XD

INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD

LAD
A
D

LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

LADS CHECK IT OUT

I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

LADS LTD XDXD

LE LAD LAD LAD HAHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA

LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
LAD

LAD
A
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pretty sick of this bias towards manly lads. every post these days is le epic dcelite

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>he didn't put his entire newstart on bulldogs winning 13+

>he gets newstart like a pleb instead of based disability

>he has to act like a mong instead of farming neetbux off his six wives

>>76827880
based RoosterGOD

Hey /nrl/. All this talk of relocation of Sydney teams and expansion of the league (which conveniently always comes up during Origin) has me thinking. Whether right or wrong, the game is Sydney-centric. We need to expand.

That being said, I am now going to spam /sp/ in regards to the Toronto Wolfpack - the first Transatlantic professional sports team. They are pretty much romping the English Second Division and will probably make the Super League in two years time. The League World Cup is going to be in Canada and USA in 2025. We have to introduce the game and pander to the North Americans.

I know what you're thinking, what are some NEETs from 4chan going to do? For every 10 NEETs there is 1 normalfag and maybe 1 chad. If we get those two to go to a game with friends, that already increases the amount of people watching and enjoying the game.

And they will enjoy it - they have to. It's a hell of a lot better to watch than shitty rugby union. It's the greatest game of all.

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Don't forget to collect your free money tonight!

>>76828173
>perpetuating the gambling jew

no thanks

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Who did you guys play for in juniors?

>>76828214
Catholic Schoolboys Running Away From Preists

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>>76828214
them

>>76828197
Just bet on dogs at 2.8 and eels at 2.1

get like $20 profit or $0 loss kek, 0 risk.

cant find my galsses got my nose up against my phone screen lads

>>76828214
I played for 3 teams in the juniors

Never answer unknown numbers lads

Voicemail is a gift from lawgod

Predicting the Bulldogs to win.

>>76828214
Mackay Brothers

*filters trippy*

>>76828332
Excellent post

>>76828313
Which teams?

>>76828341
He meant he go a train ran on him by 3 teams.

HahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA

...

..

.

BEAVER

>>76828351
wtf thats gay

You now remember Kurt Gidley

>>76828366
We don't have beavers here you UNAustralian CUNT. BEAVERS ARE AMERICAN YOU POOFTA FAGGOT CUNT.
I bet you say truck instead of ute and buddy instead of mate.
Fuck you

>>76828376
I wonder how the Matty Johns and Professor shows are rating

Stop (you)ing me faggot

pizza or burger for dinner

FUCKEN CHAD BRAH

Buy burger buns buy pizza put pizze between burger buns.

whats worse lads: 'Seen.' or when you know she is online but is not opening your message

>>76828341
Botany Rams, Alexandria Rovers and Five Dock

some stupid facebook poofter just posted in my thread lads how can i get vaccinated asap

>>76828438
>she is online but is not opening your message
e-girlfriend troubles ehh lad?
I wish I had that problem, comes up read as soon as I send my msgs.
You can call me e-chad

>What's worse

Being some faggot that gets upset and insecure about whether some thot replies to his messages

Just posted to ensure everybody in the thread knows i am much too cool for facebook. i prefer anime forums

>>76828449
Virgin.

it's a shit test
If you keep sending msgs you're a needy loser that doesn't have a life
If you just keep cool then she replies wait a bit then reply normally as if she answered you right away you needy cunt

Just fell for the false dichotomy fallacy that youre either a facebook faggot or an anime autist lads

Jokes on you fags I post anime on facebook

>>76828214
Centrals Tigers

>>76828460
Cherry boy

I post facebook on anime

I got fat and stopped getting social media (you)s

Turns out girls only wanna fug with you when youre hot lads

>getting fat
kek

KEK

K E K

I was always skinny but now that I power walk EVERYWHERE I'm buff as fuck

>>76828482
this 2bh

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Top 10 greatest Anime bosses

fat shit

>>76828485
Based Powerwalkie

>le top 10 anime _____

These meme has literally never been funny and never will be

>>76828502
Correct

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Friendly reminder /nrl/'s team is the Manly Sea Eagles

Just confirmed I'm an autistic faggot with no humour lads and never contribute anything of my own but sit in my stepdads grannyflat NEET posting on disability bux

AMA

I unfriend and block anyone who likes/shares a “Yeah the Boys” post

AMA

>>76828522
ELITE truthbomb lad

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u cunts want sydneys best rock?

I only listen to triple m if I'm honest, always something good playing compared to listening to star fm

>>76828578
townsville anon?

>>76828593
way further south

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Top 10 Anime Gee Ups

Based MartyToopoo

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>>76828603
my sides cunt can't take a joke

>>76828603
How is it racist?

based tony has done it again lads

>unironically living in central queensland

>>76828636
I dont think its racist or funny

Why is some slag carrying a baby on her back?

>>76828515
EXCELLENT post lad

comix_corp
jezfromthebush

>>76828666
my aboriginal

Reminder Abbott had an awkward meeting with an ABC cameraman who he thought was his adopted son he never met but they did a DNA test and it wasnt his son

1 hour lads

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Are the Warriors playing against the Warriors on the bottom there?

Gee up cunts this should be good, Parra Dogs always delivers
Really hoping Reynolds is in full grub flight tonight. No JG hurts us a bit but the young forwards will shine

>>76828726
I fucking love when they get grubby and hate each other, makes my 2 incher hard as a fucking rock

Why buy the cow when they will milk your balls for free?

CARN THE DOGGIES

>>76828214
Culburra dolphins. We went un-defeated one year

poopoomatta to beat poodogs 20-12

Why the fuck does the live stream link go down all the time?

I can't be fucked watching it on my tv

OOOOOooooOOOOO YOU KNOW ITS TRUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUUUEEE

>>76828754
It only went down during origin you dirty casual

>>76828754
>(((Why the fuck does the live stream link go down all the time?)))

>not knowing it went down last week as well
>calling anyone else but yourself a casual

Gonna buy some shoes from Myer, my friends.

>>76828765
well SORRRRRREEEYYYYY I have actually have based foxtel you poorcunt

Just lost all my money to Findom lads

don't (You) me

Just paid for (((Foxtel))) when everything I want is on crystal clear HD torrents or livestreams lads

Haha might go buy a tinder girl dinner after cause I'm just a fucking loser

Just got a load of money and all I had to do is call some loser a loser and show him my bare calf. Fucking laughing lads

>>76828787
based ice addicted prozzie

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Where were you when IBM Deepblue solved Tinder?

Just deleted a whole bunch of emails from my ex begging to have me back and bought a bunch of ice lads

>>76828792
Based WWJSD lad

theres a prostitute itt lads

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>>76828803
Deep Blue defeated Chess and now he has taken on Tinder

>>76828813
Excellent post

Cat is sleeping on me lads

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>>76828816
Fair warning I never contact these girls until I'm horny as fuck one night weeks later

>tfw can't grow a decent beard

>>76828828
iktfb

Just remembered that NRL is a sport lads

>>76828828
literally me

>>76828828
some girls loathe it massively, but the ones who like it really have a fetish for it

so i just use the beard as a gimmick to get laid, play to the fetishists

beardlets >>>/out/

I've got the dreaded post-cycle depression, lads.

>tfw you shave your beard and you look fat afterwards

>>76828847
not that its a good time to say this but cunts who use roids are faggots

make sure you never have children cause theyll be insecure beta testosterones like you

>>76828845
This. /nrl/ is for men

you look fat because you are fat

>>76828844
I get it, mine is just real thin in places.
But don't know if I'd grow one anyway I've got a really good jaw line.

t. low test homo manlet

>>76828850
>tfw did this
>tfw havnt shaved in a year
>keep the photos as a reminder of the crime against humanity

Friendly reminder that I WILL be winning it all this year.

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>tfw trannies add you on tinder

IF YOU THINK GETTING OVER ME IS HARD TRYING GETTING OVER YOU

>>76828875

Tiny dicked fob with ANOTHER truthie.

Thurston interview on the footy show tonight lads

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My wife and my mistress having lunch together lads.

I'll be watching the based late show with Matty Johns instead

>>76828889
>Are you disappointed about missing Origin?
>Has it set in yet?
>You're loving spending more time with your kids right?

DEEPBLUE HAS SOLVED THE FOOTY SHOW

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>>76828754
The fuck is this then

Ugh! Absolutely fucking disgusting. My mum just put fucking TUNA in the spaghetti, and now I can't eat anything for dinner because not only is tuna gross as fuck, it definitely does NOT go with spaghetti.

Dumb bitch.

tuna and spaghetti would go well together with a white sauce 2bh

>>76828889
I'm going to watch that tonight I think home my /nrl/ family joins me

>>76828908
Tuna Casserole is my favourite dish honky

>>76828915
She already ate all my handmade white sauce.

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>>76828922
hope*

was rooting this slut off tinder and told her to make me spag bowl with tuna and when she made too much i said give it to her faggot tenantson who just sits in his room wanking to pixels but the cunt wont eat fish lol spastic as fuck anyway gonna go root the slut again i think the little poof listens in cause i can hear him kinda crying

Stalking the personal facebook and instagram of the prostitute I fell in love with lads.

Post a picture of yourself taken right now. Prove you aren't ugly.

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>>76828947

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>>76828947

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>>76828947

How badly are >we getting cucked tonight /sp/?

What the fuck happened to Des? Has he been memeing his way to titles this whole time, or has he just lost it?

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>>76828947

>>76828959
mashallah

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>>76828947
Here lad

Did the thread just start fucking stinking lads?

>>76828978
took a bath for eid m8 rude desu

has been since 17:36:54.

Where's a stream?

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>>76828961
Memed the whole time

Joined Manly when they already had the Stewarts, Menzies, King, few other reps. All he had to do was get lucky with some young halves who werent all that shit and he won some comps.

Came to the dogs with Barba already at peak performance, used the gameplan of the blockplay/shepeherd effectively, Melbourne shut that down in the GF by quick defence

After that NRL changes the rules so he cant game the system

Bad coach cant coach anyone, cant get lucky with halves randomly picked who perform well... Still has a bunch of rep players in his team so does alright

2014 injuries and bad luck mean the dogs go from outside the 4 to the GF, get smashed again, score a total of <3 tries in 2 grand finals (lol)

Beat bottom 8 sides only, never beat top 8 or top 4

Slowly everyone, even Nathan Brown, figures out the Bulldogs gameplan is to just pray for an opposition mistake near the line to score, no attack, just capitalizing on mistakes.

Other teams start giving away penalties on the line so they dont make mistakes, Bulldogs dont score, Bulldogs dont win, Des gets solved by DeepBlue

>>76828996
>After that NRL changes the rules so he cant game the system

elaborate?

Hannah Hollis

Grand final preview in sc this round lads.

>>76829008
Thanks, but I'm pretty sure danny isn't making the gf

Watching Food: Fact or Fiction instead of the footy, lads.

>>76829000
Referees coach Daniel Anderson this morning unveiled changes to NRL rules and interpretations, including changes to the obstruction rule where decoy runners will be penalised if they initiate any contact with defending opposition players.

The rule change means even accidental contact between a decoy runner and a defender will draw a penalty against the attacking team. Last year a decoy runner had to make deliberate contact to be penalised.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/nrl/referees-boss-daniel-anderson-to-cop-it-over-obstruction-change-tim-sheens/news-story/c7d4b2651aa361943f3c70e4651f2a2a?nk=0d231f2881274d283043be91aea8f3e9-1498729292

Brought in in 2013 after Bulldogs and Barba were scoring tries like it wasnt a thing

>>76829008

Roosterman will not make the GF dummy

I had no clue Manny Pacquiao was having a fight here lads

>>76829028
Who?

>>76829022
Thanks for that.

I'm watching on cricfree, to the guy asking for the stream, but it's lagging like crazy.

>THE FUCKING STATE OF LIVESTREAM

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>>76828698
>tfw no pc release

>he doesn't know about the based rugbypass stream
Lmao

Cutting out wanking to videos lads, just pictures now, then later just imagination

>>76829040
It'll probably be mediocre anyway lad

You won't last. Loser.

>tfw need to charge my phone but my cat is sleeping on me and I don't want to wake him up

I know one of the girls on this season's Master Chef.

meme arrow: He doesn't use based Vipbox

These Sydney "crowds" are embarrassing.

>>76829062
I knew someone who was on the kids season of masterchef

Just turned on the blue light filter on my phone lads.

Sydneys a shithole and nobody goes out unless there's a deconstructed sushi bar opening next to an ice cream place

>>76829021
Good choice. Fantastic programme.

DO NOT let AFL see the crowd

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>>76829095
FOR FUCK SAKE DELETE DELETE

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>>76828947

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>>76829105

Having spumoni for dessert.

Old mate with a kilt is there lads

Remember when Cameron King was going to be the future GOAT?

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my gf is there lads

The younger 6s for the eels are all not white lads

>>76829132
would/10

need to goto the footy to get a wife who would do everything i said

>>76829146
That is my muslimfu hands off

WHAT was that

>the city of Hoppa

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK Holy moly

10 minutes in the bj bin

Mitchell moses is white.

>2 parra players
>no way theyd 100% score

kek

imagine being that fucking retarded a 2 on 0 wont score 100%

>>76829150

>Taking the poo

Bulldogs by 20

>taking the poo

Channel 9 have neglected to put up the yellow graphic for the sin bin, lads.

>taking the poo when doggies are a man down

parra confirmed losing

Bookies don't want to pay $251 to 1 so refs call it no try

>>76829184
Exactly they're a bunch of fuckwits

Will the Bulldogs recover from this terrible start?

Predicting yes.

Remember to filter all trippies lads, only takes a second.

>>76829185
this

reminder that it WAS a textbook PENALTY try

*blows whistle while facing my stiffened arm in the direction where the try would have been scored*

TRY

>>76829191

BETTING ON FIRST POINTS BEING A PENALTY CONFIRMED

>>76829184
>>76829191
Bewildering decision lads.

>he changed his captain to match mine
Panicking, kek

>Moses Mbye makes ANOTHER SHIT PASS

Kek that QLD picked him over baseDCE

suspect this one may be rigged.

Advantage, Bulldogs

>>76829213
Who m8? WHO!?

Tell us so we can laugh at him.

BASED MBYE

Panic when you break the line for the first time in 4 years

Holy shit what is with the passing tonight

>mby willl play for QLD
FUCK

Don't (You) me

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>>76829213

>>76829225
Meant for
>>76829223

Good crowd tonight lads

>this game will show the bulldogs
>this game wont just focus on the muslim girls in the crowd

feels like a fucking rip off lads, a real fucking rip off lads

>>76829232
it sucks I want to make eyes at a muslim girl and see if I lose my head but I have never seen one in person in my whole life

>>76829232
this 2bh
the crowd shots have really changed my mind on leb immigration lads

>>76829237
they love white guys, its their male family members that will kill you

Josh reynold's cute pink panties are cute as usual

>>76829239
had sex don't care

reminder real men wear pink

Reminder the dogs had 4 sets without a player and didnt kick into touch to waste a minute forming a set once

Maybe they should just kill themselves

>only manage a 2 point advantage from the sin bin

>taking the poo

I have pink footy boots

Imagine not scoring a try when playing against 12 men.

>>76829257
I'd hang up my boots

>>76829252
Parra did it for them

Good shot of based Matt there lads

Do you think there's at least 10k in the crowd?

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>when you're the smartest player in QLD origin camp and can't contain your indignation

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Glad to see white kids getting into the footy lads

*dabs for des*

>2 all
wut

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>>76829282

>>76829278
Mbye is black, it's only a matter of time lads

KEKEKEKEKEKEK

who /purist/ here? i cum my pants when the game is low scoring and really grindy

>2 all. WHAT A GAME

The city of rugby league

who /purist/ here? i cum my pants when I see your mum msg me to come around again

>>76829296
based commentator convincing me this is a highly technical defensive match and despite it being shit its actually good because nobody has scored

who /poopist/ here? i poo my pants when the game is shitty and really pooey

Good game by two good teams here, both teams have solid defense lads

kiwi """""""humour"""""" lads

>last name french
>not be white
What did based WalkGOD mean by this?

Surely Kevin won't pick mbye over DCE

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How does this make you feel?

>Literally torched the NSW winger

Get French a sky blue lads

Bevan
Not made of processed meat

getting sick of this false advertising shit

Moses isnt even a kike

>>76829316
And to think this guy was dominating the NFL

>>76829323
happy and a bit jealous because I don't know that feel but more happy for them just like when I see other couples

>>76829321
Nice casual racism mate, haha, pretty funny, fuck off and pull your head in... its 2007

I hate seeing couples, especially if they are happy. Makes me want to murder them.

>>76829340
>>>/po/

Reminder that terra ferma is flat

>one good cutout pass makes the commentary team forget Moses has made two poor reads in defence already

>>76829342
T. Reddit

I have a chance to finally have a girlfriend, but she is 30 and her ovaries are getting past the used by date. Should I just go for it, and adopt if I want children, or should I hold out hope that a girl under 23 will eventually fall in love with me?

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APOLOGISE

I hope you filtered those trippies lads

>>76829335
What

>>76829352
Just make some origami so you calm down is all I'm saying mate

>>76829353
never LTR anyone over 25 if you want kids

1-2 years to get to know them
1 year pregnant for kid 1
gap time
1 year pregnant for kid 2
gap time
autism danger zone already reached

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>yfw its easier playing for NSW than the Bulldogs because your teams so shit the pressure never ends all season

>1-2 years to get to know them
Can't believe how many suckers fall for this meme. You need an absolute maximum of 6 months to get to know someone. Usually less.

>Moses byebye

>>76829376
Just move in with them after the 2nd date, you'll learn more than you want to about them

>>76829376
you are fucking deluded

she can hide her mental illness for a good 6 months easy, and her crazy family

you gotta test her in a bunch of ways and 6 months isnt long enough

Refs showing off their islamaphobia desu lads

6 months is more than enough time.

>>76829391
but parra is winning
>>76829132

>>76829362
Really? most people I can think of in my local poomunity didn't have kids till 30.

>>76829408
Same but theyre playing a dangerous game with autism

First kid ~30 2nd is already in autism zone

/nrl/'s guide to women:

>Instant proposal
Ice addicted Prostitute

>6 month maximum before proposal
BroncGOD/QLD customer
muslim girl
dyed hair that isn't normal colour
has tattoos
tell you she has only had sex a couple of times
fucked before the first date

>don't ever call again or msg or anything
shows casual racism
bulldogs customer
is a virgin
is religious

>>76829415
*Hates based female touchies

>>76829417
fuck I forgot that one

>>76829425
kek

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>you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

>>76829282
based matt

>>76829413
Lol. Having kids late doesn't give them autism. Autism is just a rare defect like down sundrome or a birthmark on your face. It just happens randomly.

And the word autism is thrown around too much to mean people who have bad social skills. That's not autism. Autism is an actual disability where they can't understand communication

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>>76829426
You don't need a team full of memes to be the champion.

>>76829430
Parental age has different impact on autism, schizophrenia

https://spectrumnews.org/news/parental-age-different-impact-autism-schizophrenia/

Children born to parents who are 35 or older are at an increased risk of autism, and the risk continues to rise with parental age, a new study suggests1. For schizophrenia, by contrast, the increased risk is limited to those born to mothers in their teens or early 20s.

My father was 22 years older than my mother.

I need a gf lads
I sleep cuddling my pillow pretending its a qt gf lads

>>76829425
meme arrow: reddit

>>76829436
>spectrumnews.org

How fucking retarded are you to read and believe this shit?

>inb4 you link me to some (((scientific))) study in the article

>>76828666
tokenofhon

I laughed at some anon that posted some picture and because he was so self conscious about it he replied to me and made an excuse about some shit lads

>>76829434
>tfw my draw with you cost me the minor hip

>>76829449
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27637201

WTF I HATE SCIENCE NOW

I LOVE AUTISTIC IN DENIAL FAGGOTS/ROASTIES WHO DONT CARE THEIR KIDS ARE AUTISM

>>76829465
What a lucky guy having a gf as cute as that

RESULTS:
The cohort was observed for 42.7 million person-years, during which 218 441 members of the cohort had their first psychiatric contact for any psychiatric disorder. Based on the overall risk of psychiatric disorders, the offspring of younger and older parents were at increased risk compared with those of parents aged 25 to 29 years. When the offspring were examined for particular disorders, the nature of the relationship changed. For example, the offspring of older fathers were at an increased risk of schizophrenia and related disorders, mental retardation, and autism spectrum disorders. In contrast, the offspring of young mothers (and to a lesser extent young fathers) were at an increased risk for substance use disorders, hyperkinetic disorders, and mental retardation.
CONCLUSIONS AND RELEVANCE:
The offspring of younger mothers and older fathers are at risk for different mental health disorders. These differences can provide clues to the complex risk architecture underpinning the association between parental age and the mental health of offspring.

>>76829434
Based me sneaking into the 8.

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Gamble responsibly lads

>>76829471
>knocked out week 1 by 1 point.
KEK

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id let her ruin my marriage

>>76829471
Based you getting BTFO in week 1

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NICE HAIR WHORE

>>76829492
nice internet and stream faggot

erin's so beautiful lads

>>76829492
>>76829496
looks like a pokemon antagonist

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>he isn't watching the matty johns show instead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wtf is pokemon

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OC

>>76829470
Conclusion: ambiguous statement about older fathers having more autistic kids, even though they're probably all like 60 years old not 30

HMMM REALLY MAKES ME THINK

a cartoon for children that manchildren still obsess over

>>76829512
wtf i love hearing the same (((jokes))) every single week and never get tired of it now

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>>76829520
I fixed it for you

>le bolanball x-DDDD

>>>/reddit/

Who here listened to this weeks SIX TACKLES WITH GUS

>>76829523
Theres nothing ambiguous about 25-29 being the best age to sire

t. 29 and know the clock is ticking and will be going full waifu mode at the end of the year

was gonna focus on work but knowing that my kid might be spastic if i wait longer means it wont matter how rich i am if hes retarded

>men of league
I'm fucking leaving this shitty dead SEXIST sport. WTF

>>76829487
Predicting Pacquiao on points.

Who's your Pokefu m8s?

Dawn master race here.

have YOU filtered trippies yet?
It only takes a second

>people in this thread assuming they're going to have children

thanks for the laughs

>a man has better tits than my gf
JUST

>he didn't watch cheez TV and OZ aerobics during breakfast

that's rich coming from a trippy