Severino vs Quintana.
The Yankees look to spank the White Sox for the second day in a row. Let the tank roll on.
First pitch 7:10PM CST, 8:10EST.
T H I C K
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>Holder optioned
>Wade called up
Today is a good day
tyler wade is guarenteed gay
>tyler wade
>tyler clippard
>tyler austin
>tyler webb
What did the Yankees mean by this?
What the fuck is this autism going on in the White Sox dugout?
>>76803812
Clippard is the only one that isn't a bust in that group though
>>76803824
is*
Shit, is that Joe West behind the plate...
>kay still going on about that rookie with >100 walks stat
>>76803753
Pupper is so happy to be held by Christen
>>76803887
Her instagram is filled with dog stuff. He sisters are ugly though
>>76803819
literally a bunch of wrestling faggots, it's absolutely disgusting
fucking latoddunn, fucking holland
>>76803885
He is way too autistic to be in the positions he is in.
>>76803897
Yeah, it's surprising. Her mom isn't attractive either, so I have no idea where she gets her looks from.
I got stung by a wasp today bros.
>>76803897
>Her instagram is filled with dog stuff.
so..... what are you implying my man?
>>76803916
Wow, that sucks. Where did you get stung?
>>76803916
shut the fuck up
>>76803929
Left ring finger
>>76803930
I'm talking to my friends. You shut the fuck up
You guys notice that the Papa Johns promo for the Whos is if they win, not if they score six runs
>>76803962
>2016 yankees scoring 6 runs is as likely as the white sox winning
>>76803962
Too bad national chain pizzas are mostly dogshit and the Sox are 11 games under .500, thus can't win a game worth a damn.
>>76803962
fuck papa johns and their shitty promotions
>>76803949
That sucks. Ice it and take some benadryl tonight
>>76803930
What's your problem man? This is supposed to be a comfy baseball thread. No need for that.
>>76803975
>>76803977
>>76803979
Papa John's >>>>>> New York pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chicago """"""""""pizza""""""""""
Prove me wrong.
>>76803977
>The two best pizza city's in the world have sports teams playing today
>I'm in Kansas, and the best pizza we have is a brick oven pizzeria that isn't even that good.
No L&B Spumoni's here. why even live?
chicago thin crust >>>>> new york pizza >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chicago deep dish """"pizza"""" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new york/neopolitan coal fired pizza
>>76803916
I swell up ridiculously when I get stung.
>>76803992
I had a slice of Papa John's once. Got the pie for free and gave the rest away. In all honesty, your average frozen pizza from the supermarket is better.
dat Yolmeme
did ellsbury just get another concussion
>>76803992
It's ok to like your opinion, I'm not gonna make you change it. At least I don't need to lick my own asshole to get some good taste.
>>76804011
Are you upset about your sister? Sorry I missed the funeral
Ellsbury just got concussed again lol
I actually miss Melky
>>76804039
I'm too traumatized to talk about it tbqh with ya
>GJGE
>>76804030
>>76804042
He must have a splitting headache right now.
>>76804073
fuck off Jason I know it's you, faggot
Guys I know Holiday's family
He's legit dying
>>76804092
WTF!!!?
>>76804092
salty coins and a bag of milk too
>>76804092
>Guys I know Holiday's family
>>76804051
At one point I thought he was going to be a huge part of the future, along with Robbie, and Hughes, and Joba.
>>76804121
fuck phil hughes
>Joe West's lard neck hanging over his chest guard
That's so fucking gross
>>76804092
There's clearly something very wrong with him if the symptom is extreme lethargy. I don't know any allergic reaction that causes that.
>>76804121
>You know it's so easy for you and for all these other people to call up and bash Joba
>I'm not bashing Joba how did I bash him? I didn't I just wanna move him back to the bullpen
>Bash him in the sense that you're bashing this whole idea that you were right all along
>Here's the problem
>When he pitches well you you guys are like crickets
>What a secund Job..Al-Alex. When does he pitch really well?
>Wait a minute, Mike okay it's funny how since Joba's become an everyday starter since last year, since he's become an everyday starter there's maybe 5 or 6 pitchers in all of baseball who has a better ERA as a starter
>Aww you're outta yo..what are you talking about where you getting that from?
>Mike look at
>FIVE pitchers in Major League Baseball? There's 3 in this town
>Mike look at the stats
>What are ya talking about
>Since..
>His ERA this year is FAWR
>I'll repeat myself.. I'll repeat it
>*Incoherent New York Speaking*
>Since Joba has become has become a starter
>YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND
>Since Joba's become a starter there are 5 or 6--
>You are outta your mind
>Alex you have los-
>WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME- WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S 5 STARTING
>WAIT A SECOND, ALEX..ALEX
>THERE ARE 5 STARTing pitchers who have better statistics than Joba Chamberlain as a starting pitcher you're tryna tell me that
>I'm tellin you since he's beco
>Wait wait wait don't give me "since he's become a starter" don't give me "since he's become a starter" give me the fact you're tyring to tell me that right now he's one of 5 or 6 best starting pitchers in baseball
>WHA WHA I didn't say that
>Well wait what are you going on about the basis of 30 innings?
>I'm saying he's a 22 year old kid it's funny how you have all this patience with Hughes who has a 7 ERA, but Job..
>HUGHES IS A STARTER
>Alex
>Basically Joba has to pitch like Pedro Martinez or otherwise
>Alex
>Wait a secund
>Joba
>What's Joba's ERA this year?
>It's 3.7 going into last night maybe 3.8, 3.9
>>76804134
goddammit now i cant unsee it
>>76804145
>>76804131
Admit it, you thought he would be our ace.
>>76804134
He is the worst umpire in baseball.
>>76804162
>you know remember the joba rules being implemented because torre would have overused him
>>76804145
USE YA NOOGIN
There's a lot of autism going on in the Yankee booth right now. What the fuck is wrong with Kay?
>>76804172
My dad had a shirt that said "Joba Rules"
Tyler Wade slightly resembles Ellsbury
>>76804121
Joba had so much talent and we ruined him toying with him as a starter. The Yanks have come a long way since then.
>it's a Yankees make a struggling pitcher look like Cy Young episode
I'm tired of reruns.
>>76804223
>both hughes and joba should have stayed in the bullpen
>>76804194
Have they ever...you know?
>it's a white sox make a struggling 20 year old pitcher look like cy young episode
>>76804275
Yes. With me.
fraizer is like a white carter
>>76804275
Some anon said he met both of them last night, and apparently they're both really nice people. He said Tobin is more attractive in person tho
>>76804293
Frazier is better, he actually gets on base and has more home runs. RIP Carter tho
>>76804298
Yeah that was me. She's in Chicago doing some stupid vitamin commercial or some bullshit. She tried to tell me about it in bed last night but I really didn't give a shit tbqhwy
>>76804293
I thought Fraizer was actually good until I saw his numbers. I kept hearing his name on the trade market for the Yankees to replace Headley
>>76804234
Q's had his shit together for the past 5 starts
>>76804321
Lies. LIES.
They were in LA
>>76804275
>>76804343
than who was phone?
>>76804343
It's okay TY, I'm kidding. I'm sure Press is still pure.
>>76804350
LEWD
>>76804275
Definitely just got done fooling around.
>>76804361
I ain't TY tho
Good thing Quintana got out of the Mests organization like Fulmer so he could have a good career.
>>76804373
Right...
>>76804398
Do I need to show you a blurry coin to prove that I'm not in Texas?
>>76804194
Tobin is much cuter
We should post her instead
>>76804409
Show me a blurry steer, and I'll believe you.
>>76804426
Apologize.
Oh look, Fraz does something worth a fuck.
>>76804439
Oh. My bad dude.
Is there any other announcer as autistic as Michael Kay?
>he kept the no hitter in tact
it's the third inning stone calm down
hey remember when Q was perfect through three against the diamondbacks
>>76804474
>think michael kay is the most autistic announcer
>remember you guys have hawk
>>76804472
Not within the past two days at least. Kay has really shown his power levels these past two games.
>>76804488
>>remember you guys have hawk
What the fuck is Hawk?
>>76804488
Hawk only does away games, and even then not all of them
>>76804472
>>76804488
our most autistic announcer isn't hawk though, it's jason benetti, he's literally autistic or retarded or something, pretty sure he posts here also
>>76804493
Risperdal prescription has run out
>>76804497
Doing away games only this year, doing only Sunday home games next year and that's it.
>>76804510
Kay got married at a really old age. Is he secretly gay?
>>76804524
Nah. He doesn't have the eyes.
came home as fast as I could from softball
Q start
hopefully he can put on a show for his potential suitors
and I see the yankbros have as always filled the thread to nearly 100. Such a departure from the other threads we have where theres no other team fans
Severino has looked so shitty lately
Josavior gets first blood!
>>76804531
>came home as fast as I could from softball
How'd you play?
>>76804472
How is he autistic? He thinks he's hot shit and a celebrity
>>76804531
Your presence has given the Sox a run.
>avishit back to being shit
>2 fastballs right down the middle
>whiff, whiff
Avi's done, stick a fork in him
>>76804569
it was only a matter of time. I don't feel sorry for anyone who believed in him, they should have known better
>>76804557
its only a company rec league and I'm literally only 3 games in
so K, K
I guess my comp would be Jacob May
hopefully I can git gud but its gonna be a an uphill climb
>>76804562
unfortunately as I turned on the radio I heard ed call avi striking out
>>76804585
and now hes gonna be our pity all-star rep
image never so fitting
god fucking damn it benetti you always do this
>Kay starting his home run call
Kay is gay for Judge.... Holy shit
>Going back Garcia
>He was coming in
>>76804593
You struck out twice in a company softball game?
Robot umps when
q pls no givebacks
>>76804593
>2 K's
Please tell me it's fast-pitch
>>76804623
>>76804624
kek, they both did the same shit then
maybe they're accidentally using non juiced balls today
>throw 4 strikes in a 5 pitch at bat
>walk
>inb4 Q pitches a perfect game
I would be ecstatic
>>76804653
Lol fuckin jinxed him
>>76804642
Yeah funny how I suck so much yet spend almost every game yelling at some sox to kill themselves
thats why I gotta git gud
somehow...
>>76804653
Someone want to tell him, or should I?
>>76804653
He walked somebody in the first inning, so you were quite late.
Really makes me think
Smith's framing is giving me flashbacks today
>>76804690
Where did you get this?
>>76804648
its slow pitch, count starts at 1-1 and fouls count as strikes for K so technically one whiff on a low ball for first K and second K was a foul chopper to first
I'm pretty much the definition of armchair general when it comes to being a fan so now I'm getting a taste of actually playing and see how bad I suck and how to get better
>>76804697
http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfxVB/zoneTrack.php?month=6&day=27&year=2017&game=gid_2017_06_27_nyamlb_chamlb_1/&prevDate=0627
>>76804690
>>76804693
quick someone post the navarro pic
he gone
phew
We NEED Greg Bird back. Unironically.
>Anderson was literally blind
it all makes sense
>>76804717
I want to forget.
>latoddunn
>>76804747
WEW
>latoddunnzier
Fucking Stupid.
>>76804779
>>76804766
even when he gets a hit hes still shit
The goggles do nothing
I never hear the Bob Lorenz updates on MLB.tv for some reason.
Fuck
>all these walks
rack em though
Way to waste a fucking walk you piece of shit. I honestly dislike Romine, and I hate the dick sucking he constantly gets.
>>76804842
He's like painting the edge of the strike zone tonight and not getting calls. Better than tossing up meatballs.
>Yankees tumblr day
>sac bunt
At least it worked.
>bunting
ain't that some shit
SEVY
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>1 run on 6 hits
wew, that wasn't even close fucking melky
that play would be more impressive if it wasnt melky
How the fuck does a major league hitter fuck up a pitch like this so badly?
Joe pls
What was the thought process of letting Headley bat second?
>>76804988
Q pls
phew
Q through 6 scoreless now
Sanchez needs to learn to take that high fastball
>>76804881
In a world where kids my age are popping mollies with leather
Sitting on tumblr, never outside or enjoying the weather
Can name a sweater, but not a talent or don't know if whether
Or not they got one, tried to change their life for the better
I was a drama club kid, I'd run with a fun dip, my nuts itched
I was defiant, always said, "fuck shit"
Hated the popular ones, now I'm the popular one
Also hated homes too, til I start coppin' me some
See I don't beez in the trap, nigga, I beez in the b's
And I be gassin' in my buzz like some bees in a shell
Fucking sick and getting bigger like I sneezed on Adele
And bitches getting touchy-feely like they reading some braille
I bust quick like gun-holders with short tempers, and well
I tried to tell the kids, like fuck it, start being yourself
These fucking rappers got stylists, it's cause they can't think for themselves
See, they don't have an identity, so they needed some help, but
Really, boy posers looking silly boy
I'm in that past season 'preme shit, older than Tity Boi
Not a diss, but same with ice cream, my shit is (diddy riese)
Na'kel smith transworld page 64
Poppin' like oil, ollies, and fire flames
I'm harder than DJ Khaled playing the fucking quiet game
The fuck am I saying? Tyler's not even a violent name
I'm 'bout as threatening as stained windbreakers in hurricanes
>>76803819
So this is what you were referring to.
>there are so many great short stops in the AL
>can only name 3 ahead of Didi
>>76803819
is it holland again?
Pathetic.
>>76805129
Yes
Redpill me on the White Sox bullpen. Can the Yankees comeback from this?
ND literally inevitable
>>76805200
up until like two days ago they hadn't lost a game when leading after 6, but they've been dogshit lately
>>76805200
If the Sox led after seven innings, the Sox always won.
That shit ended on Sunday for the first time. It's gonna be a coin flip.
>Swarzak
I remember this faggot. He blew so many games for the Yankees. His wife would always get into arguments with trolls on twitter lmao
rack em
Holy shit, a double play that the Sox didn't whiff on. Feels like it's been a while since that.
>swarzak
What's up with our shitty relievers going to other team and getting good?
This is it guys. The first game the Yanks will be shut-out
>>76805261
>Joba
>Robertson
>Farnsworth
>Miller
>>76805261
Getting tired of this Ford commercial
Is Tim Anderson a cornball brotha?
>>76805308
I think 99% of black MLB players are cornball brothas
>Severino won't get a win tonight
What a fucking terrible game this has been.
Sev
HE GONE
Smith looked like a deer in headlights there.
i hate this cambridge commercial with a passion
Severino is the next Pedro Martinez.
>Romine
Automatic out
>>76805324
>caring about le win meme
Did you vote for the AL Cy Young last year?
>>76805372
I'm more worried about the fact that the Yankees won't get the win. What a fucking shit run this has been.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YANKSHITS
inb4 home run
>walk
send this kid back to the minors
ND for Q incoming
NOT A BUST
We're gonna get fucking shut out by these sorry ass dicklickers? Fuck firing Girardi...string him up from the goddamn flagpole.
>latoddunn
THIS SITUATION IS WHY YOU DON'T BAT CHASE HEADLEY SECOND.
So if the Yankees take the lead? Who will pitch the 8th and 9th? What's the next step in their master plan?
>>76805435
Andy Pettite
>>76805435
>What's the next step in their master plan?
Your first mistake is assuming there is a plan
>>76805435
David Cone comes in from the booth.
goddammit
>>76805435
Hope the binder has something in it for that very situation.
>Kahnle trying to bean Joe West
kek
>>76805446
Why do anime girls always have fangs?
was Kahnle aiming at Joe, kek
>>76805456
1. large/protruding canines are considered cute in Japanese culture
2. That's a wolf, not a girl
Chicago Typewriter coming up empty
FUCK YOU HEADLEY. FUCK YOU BINDER FOR BATTING HIM SECOND.
was that strikeout good
>>76805464
>That's a wolf, not a girl
>>76805469
It was better than a double play.
Headley has to be on a thin leash by now
>>76805480
too bad torres mysteriously got injured
BASED JUDGE
JUDGED
Headley is really lucky Torres got hurt. Is Wade any good at 3B?
WHITE SOXS GOT JUDGE'D
HERE WE GO!
JUDGED
JUDGED
FUCKING KAHNLE
JUDGED
>Q ND
Wade is a fast guy
MVP MVP MVP
ROTY ROTY ROTY
MVP MVP MVP
ROTY ROTY ROTY
holy FUCK we finally have a 3rd fast runner! and again... how badly does judge's back feel like after fucking carrying this team all year
>>76805502
The father is the judge. Ya gonna have to shop his face on that painting of God touching the fingers of Adam.
RIP
SANCHEZ
>>76805510
N-NANI?!
EL GARY
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SANCHEZ
>>76805510
he's had like 20 sb in AAA this season
GA-REEE
SANCHISED
Good heavens look at the time
Well, at least walking Judge to get to Sanchez wouldn't have worked.
Go Yankees! :D
Those hits were YUGE
Can't wait for the bullpen to blow this.
FUCK YOU KAHNLE
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
WHY
THE
FUCKING
FUCK
CANT
WE
HAVE
NICE
FUCKING
THINGS
FUCK
Thanks for giving us the game, Chicago
>Slippy K
>>76805559
>being this mad
Q had a good outing, and we're going to continue the tank. Good vibes.
I am starting to believe the Sox are actually deliberately tanking.
THANK YOU BASED SANCHEZ
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Going to the game tomorrow night boys. It's gonna be me (Yankees fan), two Cubs fans and 3 Sox fans. Should be interesting...
>>76805555
The pope approves.
Will Arron Judge and Gary Sanchez be the first players inducted into the hall of fame during their careers?
>>76805580
Just don't kiss any of them for free beer
>>76805580
>two Cubs fans
Should be plenty of free beer then
>>76805561
Joke's on you, the Sox weren't going to win anyway.
>>76805561
Tank gotta keep rolling
as usual this could have been avoided if Anderson plays where a shortstop usually does
>>76805590
Haha
>>76805572
If anything I'm fucking mad rigjt now because he ruined Qs win opportunity
but fine
embrace the tank
fuck
>>76805580
>>76805587
>>76805590
Could you imagine for a second, that mo isn't actually DG, and one of your Cubs fan friends might be mo?
>>76805608
Literally no one cares about wins anymore. The fight now is ERA vs FIP
>the white sox have ads on their dugout wall
>>76805619
Well then how's Q in that dept?
Surely this start should have helped that.
should've brought in nurse
>>76805628
don't most teams do this
>>76805628
Gotta make money to make up for those empty seats.
>>76805655
At least you can relish in the fact that none of your fans have ever made out with gay men at boystown for free beers.
You're welcome Yankees
>>76805646
He's fighting an uphill battle because of his shitty start to the season
HA HA HA HA
>Domingo German
>>76805672
don't give up yet. German is raw as fuck and i bet they put in Clippard at some point in the game
This skinny nigga needs to get some control.
>clippard warming up
going to get this game right back white sox
TYLER FUCKING CLIPPARD WARMING UP??
FUCK YOU GIRARDI !
>clipper warming up
it's not like I wanted to win this series
>>76805647
I've never really noticed before I'll have to pay attention to it.
Terrible Tyler in the bullpen
>>76805686
You were literally right.
>Tyler Clippard
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GIRARDI
Clippard......CLIPPARD?!?!?!?!!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JOE?!?!?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>76805689
>>76805690
>>76805692
The White Sox will make him look like Mo.
Remember when the bullpen was no runs DMC?
cute fastball on german tho
Joe needs to get Mariano to come in for like a week and teach all the relievers his cut fastball.
>>76805717
Clippard will make all of them look like Bonds
>>76805728
cant teach a gift from god
Where is Betances and Chapman?
Girardi made a huge mistake.
>>76805748
Can't be used
Girardi what the fuck are you doing, you are trying your fucking hardest to blow this fucking lead.
>>76805728
Considering no one has been able to copy it despite ample video evidence I assume part of its greatness was related to his arm angle and release point.
just in time
>bringing in clippard
I don't even know what's going on anymore.
>>76805763
You must be driving home right now
melky will literally hit into a triple play
>8th
>time to call in the choker
Why not just bring Clippard in in the first place? Why go to him when the leverage is even higher?
>>76805770
long day at the office! but at least i can put supply chain in my resume too
>>76805793
If he blows this, he's getting DFA'd after the game.
inb4 no runs
Friendly reminder that the Yankees are 4-10 since Joe decided to deplete the bullpen to give Tanaka and extra day two weeks ago.
>>76805793
The binder needs some revisions
Time for the bullpen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Jesus fuck, I miss Mo.
and there goes the double play ball
The pitchers are nervous... :s
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76805790
Great album.
WHY NOT GO WITH CHAD GREEN THE ENTIRE TIME WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO TO A ROOKIE AND CLIPPARD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JOE
fucking thank god no more bunt now
>>76805800
i'm not holding my breath
Sox were trying to bunt and you guys fucked it.
This game is bananas.
DFA this fucking bum right now
FUCK YOU CLIPPARD I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
AND FUCK YOU TOO GIRARDI
This fucking ump isn't helping any either.
lol what a horse shit call
not like he was going to keep this lead regadless
>sox trying to throw the game by giving up outs
>yankees wont let them
what the fuck are you guys even doing?
SAVE ME BINDER
>>76805835
if you let your enemies gift you an out they win
LOL WEST
Global warming is a myth. Professor Ghostanus is a liar. He's got pussy for balls.
Seriously, fuck Girardi. He's been one of the biggest reasons for this losing streak with his muh rest autism.
lets go abroo you faggot hit a home dinger for once
also that was a ball
>>76805849
She looks WAYYYYYY better with long hair, even if that is a wig. I don't particularly like girls with short hair anyway.
Clippard gets out of this jam.
Screencap this
>that was a strike
sasuga make up call
Abroo just can't hit at home
well that's that avishit and latoddunn won't do shit
>abroo
pls RISP them
>>76805868
maybe but she cuts it short for a cause*
*besides making my dick hard
Man, that QT in the back with the choker.
>>76805907
Are you talking about that 7 year old girl?
>>>/tv/
>Abroooooooooo
>>76805912
Nah,the other one.
>>76805907
The Rocky Denis looking bitch?
well, sasuga sox, making a terrible pitcher look elite as usual
>>76805917
Come on, now.
>avishit
All star votes rescinded
PUNISHED JOE
>clippard gets out of this jam, and gets to stay on to blow future games
>>76805927
Why does clippard wear the glasses?
Clippard has quite the 5-o'clock shadow going on
>latoddunn swinging at ball 4
That's the only way we were gonna score
>>76805965
So he can pretend he sees where he's throwing, despite the fact he throws like a blind man
I fucking hate Clippard so much
That 3-2 change was sick
joe west man
binder pls
>>76805965
He wants to outdo Ronald Belisario?
>>76805982
What do you want him to do? Feed him a strike over the plate?
>>76805990
Don't you do dare speaketh you-know-who's name here
>>76806003
How about do his fucking job and not be shit when it matters?
>You can only throw pitches directly over the plate, or out of the strikezone. There's no in between.
Maybe the reason you're pitching so bad is because you're on 4chan, Tyler.
>dunnvidson
>>76806014
Scott Downs?
>>76806022
Which Tyler?
What do you guys think Sanchez keeps saying to him?
>>76806022
shreve is the one who browses
>>76806034
Clippard
>>76806041
I thought Shreve was a wigger. This place doesn't attract wiggers
>>76806035
>Ayy mang, quit being shit ese
>>76806035
Strike hem out, mange
>>76806035
just the word "please"
>>76806035
dun fug dis up ese dun fug dis up
>>76806035
#IAmGary
>>76806035
>>76806035
Stay low wit the bitches, mang
>>76806022
Any pitch in the strike zone would've been a bad idea. The batter anticipates a strike in that situation, because the pitcher conventionally wants to not walk with bases loaded. It may as well be a 3-0 count. So if it wasn't obviously a ball, odds are that the batter is taking a whiff. So a corner painting fastball would be swung at and potentially dangerous. It's more to it than you think, dumbass
Sanchez isn't Mexican, he wouldn't speak like that.
This is very reminiscent of Betances last September
>>76806075
Get the out of here, domincans and Puerto Ricans speak like that
this inning is a lifetime of pain
Nice AB
>30+ minutes to get 3 outs
JUST
CHANGE
MY SHIT
UP
>>76806075
boi
>>76805870
(Me)
Is Clippard, dare I say it, back?
Can we do the hidden ball trick to get out of this?
so much false hope
Fill in the blank:
>Tyler Clippard will be ______________________________________________ next week.
Woohoo! Go Yankees!
Thank you god
YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS
In all honestly clippard didn't really do all that bad right there
>>76806102
An all star
BASED CLIP
Holy shit that was close.
>>76806102
>fucking designated for an assignment in hell for eternity
>>76806102
"out and about"
>>76806102
immortally enshrined in Yankee Stadium with a statue in his honor
fucking hell dunnvidson
another golden sombrero
its like its naturally on him
>3 outs to go
Clippard for MVP
Chokers gonna choke.
Voted SP of all star game
WHAT THE FUCK IS JOE'S PROBLEM? SHOWS NO EMOTION AT ALL ALL YEAR EVERY EYAR BUT GETS PUMPED UP FOR HIS BOY CLIPPARD?? FAGGOT, WHATS NEXT, CLIPPARD STARTING?? ASSHOLE
>>76806109
Please log off of 4chan, Clippard
>>76806111
BASED TRIPS
Did he just say
>and for joe girardis health
?
is joe in trouble? do they have his family?
>Clippard will do another 30 min plus episode right after this
I'm hyped
>>76806138
>What I put in my body matters
>>76806109
that was some 4th quarter Eli shit right there
Tank gonna tank
NEVER A DOUBT GENTLEMEN. NEVER. A. DOUBT.
>all these worried Yankees fans
The Sox are Kings of false hope. Try not to worry. It is nice to see a white sod thread so full of life for once
>>76806149
>After all of that, Betances is warming up
If there was a situation where Clippard and Betances's roles should've been flipped, it was right fucking there.
>>76806158
>400+ replies
This shit only happens when the Sox play Boston or New York.
>jennys
it's like the sox purposely try to lose but by as few runs as possible, can this be true, why would they do this?
>>76806184
They're making a statement against run differential. Pretty soon we'll see another one where they win by like 10 runs.
>>76806184
>>76806158
>>76806167
i swear the AL Central is like a mythical beast for me, specially the gamethreads
>>76806184
False hope isn't called that for nothing.
Wade has been very impressive in these at-bats.
>>76806202
Yeah, but can he hit homers like Judge?
>>76806199
Explain
>>76806184
False hope
they like toying with our hearts
Based catchers interference
>>76806209
Hi, YES Network! Thanks to you I have the rare opportunity to watch my Chicago White Sox on your channel right now!
>>76806218
its just a weird feeling, im so used to Red Cucks, Oreos and Blue Gays shitposting, I like seeing all these obscure AL Central memes like dunnposting and ausmusposting
>Catcher's interference
Ellsbury has been gone for so long, I completely forgot about this meme.
>>76806241
ausmus posting is still bazar
Ya'll catch that chick behind Ellsbury just now? Those titties were a smokescreen
>>76806241
The East may have the attentiveness but we have the memes.
>>76806252
It's unironically one of the best memes.
what a valuable catcher
>>76806260
i really do like em
Please Headley, all you need to do is get on base. Let Judge come to bat. I don't want Betances to be unavailable tomorrow
holy shit headley is so fucking pathetic
Not a bad outing from Jazz Jenning's brother
>>76806199
I love your waifu in these threads
Two more runs, boys!
>headley not getting judge one more at-bat
He should never bat second again. Fuck you binder.
>>76806282
>Shitley
I don't know what I expected. What a fucking deadweight. Remember when him and Sandoval were among the biggest Free Agents going into 2015, and everyone was watching to see where they would go?
>>76806291
HA HA HA HA HA
dead ass bro, I am dying rn
SHOW RANDY LEVINES FAGGOT ASS YOU CAN CLOSE A GAME DELLIN
This is a horrible picture of her
come on betty
>>76806295
thanks brah, appreciate it
>Betances
Should have left Clippard in
pls no meltdown
>walking a man with a sub-.300 OBP
What are you fucking doing?
>Time for Betances to let him steal a base
Fuck you.
kill me if we blow this shit
>Instead of more clippard kino, we get this
baka
welp die or die time
>>76806373
He doesn't just have a low OBP, that was his first career walk
Clippard was doing just as well.
>>76806392
JUST
F A L S E
A
L
S
E
H O P E
O
P
E
Levine was right
Bring em home, Yolmeme.
[false hope intensifies]
Betances is shook
>Aaron Judge pitches
>Strikes out the side
You know this is going to happen
W E W
E
W
Dellin "Gotta load the bases so I can strike out the side" Betances
>Skankees bullpen
Bases loaded again. WTF
>Yankees fans know their team is about to lose
>White Sox fans know their team is about to lose
Someone is about to be dissapointed
F A L S E
A A
L - -L
S - - - S
E - - - - -E
H O P E
O O
P - - P
E - - - -E
COME ON
>RISP
>RISP
>RISP
I PUT THE >RISP CURSE ON YOU
ahahahahahah
It looks like Betances is actually hurt or something
lol the yankees trying to throw this game
I'm nervous...
im sick of betances and his shitposting
the motherfuckers gonna get 2 strikeouts or a double play
he does this shit just to cuck people
That was a good throw.
Gardner a based
it's literally always the heart of the order that fucks everything up
>>76806382
She Dominican bruh?
So much false hope
we never get anything nice
>>76806431
hey mike first time caller,why didn't Joe bring in Judge to pitch the 9th?
>>76806457
He needs to show people how elite he is
he cant keep getting away with this
>>76806471
Joe is playing the long game, augkay?
ayyyy
HOLY SHIT
they actually won
neat
ABROOOOOOOOO
Nice going Betances
:(
>>76806480
YA BLEW IT, BETANCES
None of our relievers are actually clutch.
gg sox
>POOKEES
KEK
SOXXX
I am fucking sick of this bullpen and the fucking binder
BASED JOSAVIOR
GG YANKS
N O T A C L O S E R
O
T
A
C
L
O
S
E
R
>>76806511
DFA the whole fucking bullpen
JUST
Gg Yankees
AND DIS SHIT IS OVAH
FUCK OFF FALSE HOPE. NOT TONIGHT
AAAAAAAAAAGHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
SUCK A FUCKING DICK YANKEES
gg sox you guys deserve the W i guess..
White Sox has won just because of bad pitching by Yankees.
Say what you want about clippard but he at least allowed only one run.
The White Sox had 8 base runners in the 8th and 9th innings.
And one hit.
>>76806530
Wow. What an astute observation. You should post more often.
want robertson?
jesus fuck that sucked one fucking hit and three runs
>>76806540
Yankees wanted the loss more it seems.
>>76806540
And what a hit it was
PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>76806540
he's a reliever and his era is almost 5
>>76806540
sox walk the least in the majors also
>>76806569
We jumped ahead of the Royals after today
you deserve that one, white sox
holy shit, it's painful to see a team with so much potential fucked over so often by awful, awful pitching
>>76806588
you can have robertson back for your 6th best prospect
>>76806588
We had that in 2014
Fucking he who should not be named
>500 reply thread
Probably the first and last of its kind for the Sox fans this season.
>>76806676
>implying there won't be another spaghetti fest tomorrow
The Yankees want to lose just as bad as the White Sox do.
>>76806676
the sale vs Q game had over 500. I think one or two other games made it to 500 also, maybe against the yankees earlier
>>76806730
Yeah