/heem/: dominick reyes edition

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/heem/ is forever

>>76801274
>Johnson -222, Gaethje +175

Betsafe has Johnson as the underdog

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>>76802184
>>Jared Gordon calls out Artem
How the fuck is midget hands still in the UFC....

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>>76802284
Friends in high places

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hi

>>76802291
Well if we have to have Conors punchingbag in the UFC, have him fight BJ Penn or Chuck and make them look good again...

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>some fighter chick literally shit all over the ring
Is this why you heemfags watch this?

Paulo Borrachinha

AUSSIE WHERE ARE THOU

>>76802184
We need more fighters that let their rocked opponents stand up instead of going for gnp

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What's next for her?

>>76802363
Paulo "Bolsonaro" Borrachinha

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>>76802350
Artem is not THAT bad, maybe Swanson let him off easy but Lobov didn't get humiliated fighting #4 ranked guy and that's more than most unranked guys in the UFC could say.

>>76802369
Bellator

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I've been in a situation where the ref calls it for you even though you didn't tap and you weren't going out. The ref thought that some guy had an armbar on me (he sort of did but I'm double jointed) and just called it right there without me tapping. It feels awful, I know why Chiesa was pissed

Like yeah, he probably wasn't getting out of that choke, but Yamasaki fucked up bad. Let him go out or tap for fucks sake he's a pro fighter

Is Carla Esparza really worth $66 000 a fight?

>>76802369
Hopefully something different than mma.

>>76802389
>but I'm double jointed
You're not allowed to do this

>>76802369
brazilian anal pornography

>>76802413
Most of the women are overpaid for what they bring to the table.

>>76802427
wat. my arm can bend backwards at the joint and it doesn't hurt. I know when it hurts and feels like its gonna break and I'll tap

What, I'm not allowed to have my anatomy?

>>76802444
Yeah, the refs aint allowed to let the fight continue if you're double jointed or not. The second your arm bends back they have to stop the fight

>>76802385

Probably has a fight against an unranked chick on a prelim at least

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i think i'm double jounted in my right arm

therefore

DO I HAVE A SLIGHT REACH ADVANTAGE?

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Our precious Pajeet still has not returned after his B&

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>>76802450
this was like a local little competition when I was 16 not some NAGA official tournament or something. If thats a rule that's bullshit.

That's super subjective. What's defined as bending back? Slightly? A lot? An angle?

Just let people tap or snap for fucks sake they know their body better than some ref and if they don't they'll learn

>>76802474
Careful with that picture. The mod banned me for 3 days for just saying "Roman Reigns".

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I kind of feel bad for the h8rs. As Schaub continues to get UNDENIABLE success in every facet of life it will consume them. There is no stopping this man. He will continue to rise as the h8rs will just wallow in their own misery.

How do I save them?

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>>76802474
What is it with Lithkek and Poo in the Loo now ? I don't get it

>>76802491
I have no ill will towards Schaub but he isnt a comedian and thats gonna bomb

>>76802481
It wouldn't really be fair to let double jointed people survive legitimate submissions

>>76802491
>free tickets

Because nobody would pay to see him?

i love it when a question is answered with another question

Michael Johnson at +200 is ridiculous

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>>76802506
Oh I think you'd be surprised

>>76802502
WHAT? By that logic, it wouldn't be fair to let people with thick necks survive chokes, so anyone who gets caught in a guillotine is automatically done and can't get out of it even if the other guy might blow his load squeezing and let it go

If you can't make them tap, you can't make them tap. Unless they legit see a bone break or something, then theres nothing they should do about it

>>76802536
I can't change that

>>76802495
Did lithuanian cuck get hit with a b&?

>>76802536
>be fair to let people with thick necks survive chokes,
They don't, you're not doing the choke right

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Who is your favorite woman mma fighter, restricted to the UFC championships only.

WHY IS MJ THE UNDERDOG SOMEONE FUCKING ANSWER ME

>>76802184
This guy has been warned if not banned for making threads before the bump limit, but he's still doing it moderators of /sp/. Thanks.

>>76802616
Dunno its seems like a 50/50 fight based on how Gaethje fights

>>76802626
whoy do you give a fuck?

>>76802616
He looked really bad in his last fight
He looked shook at the presser
Whitey be keepin da black man down

>>76802616
Because people forget the fights MJ had before Khabib and like to ride hype trains? It's not rocket science you bong

>>76802571
I remember Triggs choking out Hughes like picture perfect and then he got out and slammed him and it was just because Matt was a tough redneck motherfucker. Imagine if the ref had called that

Or when GSP had Hardy in a crazy armbar and his arm bent but hardy got out and the fight went on

It's not the refs place to decide when a sub is too much for you unless you're out, you tap, or some shit breaks

>>76802666
Apparently it is the refs place LMAO

>>76802657
SO WHY DID THE AUSSIE SAY MJ WAS A HUGE FAVOURITE???

who is your favourite strawweight?

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>>76802656
>He looked really bad in his last fight
Everyone looks bad when they fight Khabib
Johnson has beaten Ferguson and Barboza on the feet, and Gaethje is a striker who gets hit a lot and hasn't fought UFC level competition

>He looked shook at the press conference
This doesn't matter at all
It doesn't make any difference whatsoever how shook a fighter looks at the press conference and weighins

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>>76802684
you should take anything an Australian says on /heem/ with a grain of salt

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Jesus what a shit show. I mean, it was great but its a shame that the legit fights didnt make deliver at all.

>>76802731
I'm not saying why is he an underdog to win a fight, I'm explaining why is he a betting underdog. Those things are not always the same

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[erects]

>>76802751
>legit fight
>bellator
pick one

>>76802742
stop violating the rules by making early threads

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>>76802731
>It doesn't make any difference whatsoever how shook a fighter looks

How does it not matter?

>>76802821
How many times are you going to post this non sanctioned fight webm? Take it to /b/.

>>76802797

The title fights. Bader/Davis is gave Esparza/Moroz a run for its money for most boring fight of the weekend. Lima/Larkin was 5/10 and the Primus fight was a freak fight. Fight of the night was probably Hardy/Yauger

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>>76802850

Safe to say this should settle the discussion
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/879828633774284800

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>>76802850
This is /heem/, not /sanctioned fight general/. Street heems are welcomed

>>76802881
good refereeing makes me erect

>>76802881
Take it to /b/, kid.

Let me be very clear before we dive in here: Cortney Casey is completely innocent. Cortney Casey did not take steroids. Cortney Casey did not have any advantage over her opponents. Cortney Casey didn’t even do so much as fill out a form incorrectly. This isn’t a loophole, this isn’t a case of an athlete getting off on a technicality. This is the story of an athlete who did nothing wrong having her reputation tarnished by bureaucrats who didn’t want to admit they made a mistake.

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/26/15869026/ufc-cortney-casey-texas-commission-licensing-regulation-tdlr-ped-steroids-testosterone-ratio

>>76802904
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/27/15878114/cortney-casey-innocent-abuse-ufc-peds-texas-athletic-commission-testosterone-false-positive

ROID CHIN LIKE FELICE

>>76802881
>Perry's blond waifu getting the bloodlust
cute

>>76802866
It's like he's allergic to saying people's names correctly. He says 7/10 names incorrectly all the time. I don't know if it's the CTE or if he's just a douche bag but that's the #1 knock on him. That and his terrible analogies. Either same ones over and over (mount Rushmore) or he screws it up (nail that broke the camels back)

>>76802921
>blond
it's bleached you moron

>>76802821
that kid is dead.

>>76802864
Why is the black man assaulting that ballet dancer

>>76802932
Who cares?

>>76802963
Just admit you were wrong and grow up.

>>76802969
>seething because based perry killed your boy
Nogs pls.

Remember that faggot body builder who dared Necktat Manlet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuCYXrQpxC0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oThwulZo5Cw

>>76802991
either of them would kick your ass
literally cringed

>>76802991
He's even more of a douche than Cody, impressive

>>76803018

Garbrandt yes douche lord no.

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>>76802904
>Take it to /b/, kid.
street fighting is a staple of /heem/ m8

Artem McLobov vs. BJ Penn is the fight to make, lads. I feel it.

>>76803034
he would beat you immediately your whole country is irrelevant to mma

How well do you think The Undertaker would have done in the UFC had he not gone to WWE?

>>76803056

no he wouldnt

>>76803057
top 5

Who's your favorite woman fighter retired only?

>>76803053
Christ I actually agree with this

>>76803043
I'll let the moderators make the determination.

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>>76803053
Artem would murder BJ guys what are you even talking about

>>76803128
wrong website friend

>>76803056
>dennis seaver
>
>
>
shi you're right lmao
>>76803057
undertaker vs sruve could've been legit freak ass show

>>76802591
this is literally the only fight i've watched this year and i only watched the highlight part lol

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Main Card (FOX Sports 1)
Kevin Lee ($44,000 + $44,000 = $88,000) def. Michael Chiesa ($36,000)
Tim Boetsch ($67,000 + $67,000 = $134,000) def. Johny Hendricks ($100,000)
Felice Herrig ($25,000 + $25,000 = $50,000) def. Justine Kish ($14,000)
Dominick Reyes ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Joachim Christensen ($16,000)
Tim Means ($39,000 + $39,000 = $78,000) def. Alex Garcia ($31,000)
Dennis Siver ($39,000 + $39,000 = $78,000) def. B.J. Penn ($150,000)

Preliminary Card (FOX Sports 2)
Clay Guida ($55,000 + $55,000 = $110,000) def. Erik Koch ($24,000)
Marvin Vettori ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Vitor Miranda ($18,000)
Carla Esparza ($33,000 + $33,000 = $66,000) def. Maryna Moroz ($23,000)
Darrell Horcher ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Devin Powell ($10,000)

Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Jared Gordon ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Michel Quinones ($10,000)
Tony Martin ($19,000 + $19,000 = $38,000) def. Johnny Case ($23,000)
Jeremy Kimball ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Josh Stansbury ($12,000)

>>76803147
fucking ATROCIOUS

>>76803147
>Pigg made more than ME fighters despite missing weight and not being the ME

>>76803147
overpaid

p4p dankest memer in the UFC
https://twitter.com/Thebeast_ufc/status/879811768247341056

>>76803200
>oklahoma city

literally a broke russell westbrook

>>76803200
A E S T H E T I C

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>>76803147
>Pigg making that much money for missing weight
>wasting 150k on Blowjob Penn

what the fuck is this shit

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For me, its Veronica Macedo

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Here it is guys, fresh as h*ck
http://bigbrownbreakdown.tfatk.libsynpro.com/episode-31-matt-mitrione

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this card is in less than two weeks laddies
pretty sick card desu

>>76803264

Put on some more makeup.

>>76803269
literally only 2 good fights on that card

>>76803268

lol he sounds 99.9% like joe rogan even during the ads

>>76803282
romero whittaker, lawler cerrone and werdum reem are all really good fights

so is nunes vs shevchenko unironically

>>76803147
For some perspective:

Total gate: $4,815,675
PPV Buys: 1,010,000
The total payroll for the event was $1,118,000.

Brock Lesnar: $450,000 (includes $200,000 win bonus) def. Randy Couture: $250,000

Kenny Florian: $80,000 ($40,000 win bonus) def. Joe Stevenson: $35,000

Dustin Hazelett: $28,000 ($14,000 win bonus) def. Tamdan McCrory: $10,000

Gabriel Gonzaga: $110,000 ($55,000 win bonus) def. Josh Hendricks: $8,000

Demian Maia: $40,000 ($20,000 win bonus) def. Nate Quarry: $25,000

Aaron Riley: $8,000 ($4,000 win bonus) def. Jorge Gurgel: $10,000

Jeremy Stephens: $16,000 ($8,000 win bonus) def. Rafael dos Anjos: $4,000

Mark Bocek: $18,000 ($9,000 win bonus) def. Alvin Robinson: $7,000

Matt Brown $16,000 ($8,000 win bonus) def. Ryan Thomas: $3,000

>>76803369
>RDA on 4k+4k
wew

>>76802284
>>76802291
>>76802350
>>76802382
Why'd the UFC sign Lobov and not Gallagher? Is it the "Grappling is boring" bs?

>>76803234

That guy's got some heavy hands to go with the rest of him.

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Thanks to Claudia Gadelha I now have a ballbusting fetish

Total gate $2,800,000
PPV Buys: 570,000

Frankie Edgar $96,000 (includes $48,000 win bonus) def. B.J. Penn $150,000
Randy Couture $250,000 (no win bonus) def. James Toney $500,000
Demian Maia $68,000 ($34,000 win bonus) def. Mario Miranda $8,000
Gray Maynard $46,000 ($23,000 win bonus) def. Kenny Florian $65,000
Nate Diaz $60,000 ($30,000 win bonus) def. Marcus Davis $31,000
Joe Lauzon $24,000 ($12,000 win bonus) def. Gabe Ruediger $8,000
Nik Lentz $22,000 ($11,000 win bonus) def. Andre Winner $10,000
Dan Miller $30,000 ($15,000 win bonus) def. John Salter $8,000
Greg Soto $12,000 ($6,000 win bonus) def. Nick Osipczak $10,000
Mike Pierce $24,000 ($12,000 win bonus) def. Amilcar Alves $6,000

>>76803436
When you weigh 200 pounds and throw with your entire body weight you're guaranteed to do damage.

>>76803437
>most of her 100 odd pounds is in her ass and thighs.
Need more tiny brazilian bunda.

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>>76803057

He couldnt even draw in the E so just no

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>>76803147
>Carla Esparza
>$66,000

Still cant fucking believe it

Joachim Christensen should be cut desu.

1-3 in the UFC, two back to back blowouts, and he's by no means an interesting fighter.

>>76803147
No wonder these niggas is fighting into their 40s

>>76803368
>werdum reem are all really good fights

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>>76803568
>BJ Penn
>hasn't won a fight in 7 years
>150k flat
>doesn't even need the money

i
dont
even

Would you do this job?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BV2xgY9lBKD/

>>76803617

The UFC would be have to be crazy to keep shelling out that kind of money on him with performances like the last two we've seen.

>>76803603
werdum and reem are both great fighters
the only problem with overeem is he's got a weak chin, but you can't exactly hold that against him

>>76803627
Job is job

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identify the future champions in this picture

>>76803640
the last time they fought fucking STUNK!

DAmn Schaub is dropping TRUTHBOMBS on the Big Brown Breakdown this week

>>76803631
same reason they still pay johny 100k

they just dont want them getting poached for other orgs to make their name promoting "former ufc champs"

would joanna last a round against her in real fighting (mma)?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV2q6ong_5D/

is pico the most exposed a fighter has ever gotten?

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this is from a published author/college professor/hugo award winner who is on /lit/ right now
>brian schwabb

MEMES ARE REAL

>>76803640
Both their chins are probably deleted but they have some serious skills as well. It could be a Woodley-Wonderboy type fight where it's tense as fuck live but unwatchable on replay.

>>76803680
joanna would 50-44 this overrated bummess

>>76803684
totally different situation but honda v holm is worse imo

you gotta remember peak Ronda people were literally trying to argue she could beat up male bantamweights and floyd, on the cover of boxing magazine and shit

holm didnt just win she exxxxposed her bell to bell

>>76803698
>>>/lit/9682307

>>76803702
>werdum says get in my guard bro
>overeem won't
compelling stuff

>>76803710
no one thought holm would beat her that bad but we all knew her boxing was shit. pico has been hyped as this goat wrestler/boxer combo and he got dropped and tapped

>>76803727
>pico
literally who

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>>76803702
>>76803714
I would prefer if Werdum spent the rest of his career styling on Travis Browne every few months

>>76803727
>we all knew her boxing was shit
Nigga Joe Rogan was saying she has the best striking in the UFC and could beat Laila Ali. Her striking was hyped as much as anything else

>>76803684
>>76803727
he just made a young kid's mistake

doesnt matter what type of pedigree you have in single disciplines, trying to jump into mma against a vet on a huge stage is a recipe for disaster

his team failed him, everyone blinded by dollar signs

he can still come back from it and be totally fine

>>76803707
that would be incredible, i would expect the polish jew to have literally nothing for her at 125 pounds

>>76803734
Fighter from Bellator that was hyped as the best MMA prospect ever. He got BTFO within 30 seconds of his first fight on the weekend.

>>76803754
if he was good he would be in the UFC

>>76803741
Kek, he's started with that flying kick a dozen times. I don't think Master Edmond even watched any tape

>>76803777
Dana pls go

>>76803752
Valentina doesn't take whatever banned substance(s) Joanna does to cut weight. She's shorter than Joanna too. Joanna is a cheater and a liar.

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>>76803791

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so is anyone gonna bet on conor?

>>76803803
>le avoid the girl who beat me three times by starving myself woman

she said she wants to be like conor
move on up

>>76803813
I am

>>76802527
Great shot.

>>76803813
i have about 70 million dollars what's a website that poor people use to bet

>>76803751
They should have stuck to the normal requirement of two amateur fights, but I don't know how that would have worked since they signed him to a developmental contract to keep him away from the UFC. Hopefully they can work in some sort of amateur clause if they haven't already.

>>76803813
depends what the odds look like the day of the fight, considering they only keep dropping for Conor, and considering everyone say Mayweather is a lock, it`s really not even worth it to throw a cheeky bet on Conor.

>>76803651
wasn't that bad
it was a bit memey but it was pretty back and forth, it had some spicy moments

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>>76803839
i don't really have 70 million i'm just pretending to be the zilch beach guy

>>76803825

How much and what bet? I'm putting 10 on Conor to KO floyd in the 3rd at +2500 odds. I kinda want to put 10 on a draw at +5000 too just for shits and giggles.

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>>76803813
aramini says conor will get ass raped

but also says schwabb has good boxing

hmmmm

>>76803698
who

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when will the bathrobe meme end?


>>76803873
If you're going to be that memeish just buy a megamillions or powerball ticket lol

>>76803873
Highest I'd go is 50. Maybe 100 if Conor makes me confident enough by fight night

>>76803734
>he missed it
poor anon, that shit was cash

>>76803651
Who has the best feet in that pic?

>>76803906
I only watch the ufc, coker is a fat cuck

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>>76803270

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>>76803890
marc aramini

get educated or get cucked by the supreme wolfe scholar of the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfU0RJ-71sY

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>>76803893

It's just for fun, I don't expect anything to pay out

I was super lucky on UFC 196 making a parlay for Meisha and Nate so who knows!

>>76803813
not gonna throw money on conor, but not gonna pretend floyd is a stone cold lock

crazy shit happens all the time sports. maybe floyd steps on conor's foot and chandler's himself

>muh big brown mma angles!

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>>76803924

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmLJ5WM8bXU

kek BTFO

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>>76803914
>Who has the best feet in that pic?

For me, it's Jolita Frank

So is Macedo the new whore people fawn over until she gets BTFO

>>76803969
>until she gets BTFO

she already has

>>76803914
they all look terrible

>>76803969
she already got btfo badly

connor "the fat" rubbish picked her to win that fight by the way

>>76803982
How do footfags differentiate between a good foot and a bad foot?

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>>76803651

Rose has weird man feet.

>>76803998
does kicking shit for 20 years mess up your feet or is it genetics?

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>>76803967

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>>76803268

RICH

CAUCASIAN

WHITE

MALE

>>76803996
the one in the middle has clown feet, the "fighters" have boney vieny feet

>>76804010
>>76804010
TFATK made that network. Deal with it dorks.

>>76803953
do. it. for her.
https://www.instagram.com/elliebisping/?hl=en
wtf are these things by the way i'm getting old
sc//elliebisping. vsco.co/elliebisping

>>76804016
Footfags like a MEATY foot, right?

>>76804007
I find her attractive. I don't think her face is bad either

I need Miesha Tate to sit on my face for no less than two minutes

Fellas, I'm really bored. I was productive today but I don't know what to do with myself now that I don't have work to do. Any suggestions?

Things off the table:
>jerk off
>sleep
>eat myself into a coma
>watch WMMA

Anything else is fair game.

>>76804044
meatier than that

>>76803996

i don't have a thing for feet but you can definitely tell the difference between a good foot and bad foot

>bunions
>Wiley Coyote feet
>unkempt

>>76803741
I still cant believe browne got away with calling a time out in the middle of that fight

>>76804058
study for the A+ certification exam

>>76804058
gym

>>76803998

little bit of both

>>76804058
Go work out

Why are there time outs for low blows but not eyepokes?

>>76804077
If you have to study for the A+, you already failed.

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>tfw i could heem every here
>tfw i could out-wolfe every here

>>76804054
what if she has to fart

>>76804044
>this account is private
lmao you creeps going after bitchpings wife now? sad!

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>>76804072
he just cant pull it together unless its Schaub or an eyepoke is involved

>>76804006
>>76804086

sorry, linked the wrong one

>>76804096
what was your score?

>>76804103
That's his daughter

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>>76804072

>>76804114
I don't remember but I took it once straight out of high school with minimal computer experience and passed.

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i have this webm

>>76802485
wtf why?

>>76804128
Why do Brazillians have no honor?

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if heem could fuck one wmma, who would it be?

>>76804077
>>76804096
that looks like a pretty pleb tier cert, hopefully your company is paying

>>76804125
wew

>>76804077
that's gonna be a no for me, dawg
>>76804079
>>76804088
solid suggestion but I'm gonna be a bitch and take it easy today

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>>76804150
Easy

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>>76804143

>>76804159
if i had no other obligations in life all i would do is get high and work out

fucking love that shit

>>76804130
i know someone who graduate valedictorian and got 2 wrong on it, i think you're right that one is relatively easy, he said some of the certs he got more recently are pretty hard you have to answer them open ended and can't go back to them later

is A+ multiple choice?

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>>76804143

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>>76804128

>>76804152
>pretty pleb tier cert
you get that and a handful of others and they're literally worth more than a college degree lol

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>>76804150

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in a heartbeat.

>low self esteem
>chubby
>lotsa monies
>prolly could get away with treating her like shit n doing gnarly stuff to her

>>76804169
DUDE

>>76804143
Werdum did nothing wrong though

>>76804196
THICCC

>>76804193
still need the work experience which is why i mentioned the company paying

if you show up to an interview with no degree and a bunch of certs they won't give a fuck unless you've worked a real IT job

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>>76804186
will Travis ever get out of the JUST zone?

>>76804169
I'm on a weed break for another week unfortunately, otherwise I'd smoke and find something to do for sure. Honestly I'd love to hit the gym right now but I have some sort of spinal or respiratory inflammation for sure and need to get that checked out by an orthopedic surgeon or neurosurgeon or GP or pulmonologist before I get back to lifting. I've been putting it off for like a month, too, which really sucks because I'll be traveling coast to coast starting next week.

I'm pretty sure it's chronic pneumonia or some sort of respiratory infection, but shit, I'll be happy with any diagnosis that doesn't involve a tumor or cancer.

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>>76804203

yeah, chubsters are the best

>>76804179
Does this guy know hes a meme

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>>76804200
then i go home and make a fried egg sandwich

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>>76804216
i want to smell her

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>>76803147
>BJ making more to lose than both main eventers combined

>>76804179
something about the braces makes this extra disgusting

>people unironically pushing who lee, claduja and boyse

Im gonna start reporting every single one of you.

>>76804237
probably the fact the dude is like 30, fat, and hairy and has braces. it's unnatural. that shit belongs on children, not grown men

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>>76804226
he looks better than any female ufc fighter

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>>76804237

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>>76804226

i would

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>>76804210
No

His win over Mitrione was basically an eye poke TKO. His only legitimate win in the last 3 and a half years is over Brendan Schaub. He's that bad.

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Kill
Fuck
Marry

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>>76804150

No one but I'm open to being fucked by Cynthia

>>76804196
do you think she lets travis go atm? i hope some footage/pictures gets leaked soon.

>>76804252
>a man and his harem.jpg

>>76804267

Marry Meisha
Fuck Holly
Kill Cyborg

ez

>>76804289
holly is probably better marriage material m8

miesha is cheating on your ass like one month in

>>76804267
kill cyroid
marry waifu tier holly
fuck miesha

i was going to kill miesha because she is annoying as fuck and just looking at her annoying face triggers me but fucking her in the ass while she pleads me to stop and screams really would be something to do

Tuss was genetically modified to be perfect championship dog breeding material

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>>76804285
lol
the lioness is like an uglier version of emperor commodus

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>>76804196

After watching her get heemed by Amanda she literally became the hottest woman on the planet for me for the next 2 weeks or so.

I still dont know why.

>>76804315
commode got the better tits for sure

>>76804301

no, holly is old and winkled.

and because I lay the pipe for miesha daily she will be kept in check

holly is just to see what the ass feels like

>>76804315
nunes is quite literally the worst looking girl in the ufc at the moment, its not enough that she is ugly but she also does everything possible to look like a fucking 3rd world monkey dyke

>>76804317
do you wanna hate fuck her and n make her piss on her own face and stuff? yeah, me neither.

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>>76804302
>but fucking her in the ass while she pleads me to stop and screams really would be something to do
Is assrape a sport in Brazil?

>>76804315
>>76804330
he was literally killed via rear naked choke

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>>76804302
>marrying Holm

Sorry buddy, enjoy getting cucked

>>76804335
No, that would be Joanne Calderwood, she looks like a trailer trash methhead

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>>76804335

Have you seen her gf?

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>>76804252

>>76804353
Take that back you asshole

>>76804317
you like submissive women

trust me im a psychologist

>>76804315
MMA was unironically better when he was alive. As long as he didn't pick you to fight or be used as bait or beat you to death for fun.

>>76804342
>Heem no tappy
The only way to go is the stoic one desu

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>>76804306
>dat new pic on her Instagram
good shot of her fat box, makes my dick wanna spray

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>>76804340
>make her piss on her own face and stuff?

[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

>>76804341
brazilian women literally take it in the ass

Horrific thread. Go talk to some real girls

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*runs a joke to the ground*

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>>76804335
>girl

i think you'd be surprised

>>76804379
Post it

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>>76804252

>>76804377
i really wish there was film of that

>>76804143
Are you dumb or what?

>>76804342
do you think he shit himself and that's where we get the word commode from?

>>76804360
Nunes looks like Micheal Jackson in this picture

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>trying to sexualize Amanda

Is that what you do in your countries? Sexualize your bros?

>>76804417
clever girl

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>>76804418
she looks like bruno mars on the sauce in this one

>>76804396
That's a man baby

>>76804396
Should have thrown Indy the whip

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>>76804395

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>>76804340
i dont know why i got a halfy.

>>76804434

is there a webm of this?

>>76804379
You can't even see her pussy print because her stomach is hanging over it. Get help dude

>>76804448
THICC

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How do I pull women like Nate?

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>>76804342
Early stoppage senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNbApAG2jVk

>>76804463
holy shit is that chris avila and jim varney

>>76804465
>ynr the lauzon fight with him also calling BS

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>>76804469
aspen is ugly as shit

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>>76804469
I love her so much

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>>76803914

>>76804501
why dont you go train at her gym and roll with her

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>/heem/ in a nutshell

>>76804503
He is too fat

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>>76804495
Why just because she's white with a white boyfriend? Pure racism.

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>>76804353

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>>76804495

>>76804523
Stop stalking fighters on instagram you creep

>>76804503
I live on the wrong coast

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>>76804525
Remove that fold beast from this board

>>76804526
I have a friend that looks like Aspen ladd and I really want to get with her

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how do i get a trailer trash hot gf like mike perry

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>>76804353

>>76804544
Better question, where do I get a job as a monkey in a dress HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>76804501

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>>76804540
Sure you do anon