Next event:
July 8 - UFC 213
Nunes vs. Shevchenko
Yoel Romero vs. Robert Whittaker
Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
Fabricio Werdum vs. Alistair Overeem
Anthony Pettis vs. Jim Miller
Last thread: >>76787591
Shevchenko vs. Holly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MWTb8NADLw
I support this edition and believe this is the thread.
Heeminder
>>76794162
looks like a dude
>>76794047
That's not the next event. There's 4 events this weekend and 2 next weekend before 213. Causal pls go
>>76794118
looks like a dude
>>76794054
>>76794054
>>76794054
>>76794199
*tips fedora*
Nobody cares about anything except UFC you dork
>>76794224
There's literally a UFC event before 213
Rachael Ostovich
>>76794220
Laughing my heem off go away little man
>>76794287
ahahah did they do this on purpose
>>76794287
That was hard to watch, almost as cringe as primus running round going EEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEE! I WIIIIIN
>>76794054
>>76794054
>>76794054
All in here lads
>>76794054
>>76794054
>>76794054
Ele cookie blessed
This is the thread, don't go to the other thread.
>>76794304
I'm warning you you cringy little fightfu poster
>>76794314
*heems you*
*spits in your mouth*
>>76794287
what actually ended up being wrong with his leg
did he shatter his ankle?
Is this the thread about our favorite women fighters?
>>76794338
For people who want to discuss mma in a slow paced comfy general
Memers and people who cant handle others opinions without getting mad need not come
>>76794349
looks like an actual female
Can someone do me a favour and just tell me some good freakshow PRIDE fights?
Not necessarily good fights, just bizarre ones
after watching some backstage segments and interviews, masvidal is kinda becoming my boy.
when is the next EBI?
>>76794376
I approve of this
>>76794376
>>76794395
anyone who supports trump is my boy including but not limited to: masvidal, derrick lewis, matt mitrione, chris weidman
>>76794368
OY OY OY
>>76794394
Time for weird rare subs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFh3AdR-oyk
>>76794442
>>76794442
https://youtu.be/6pssNKDrKVo
BJ Penn or Justy Hendricks for current most JUST fighter?
Is Werdum anyone else's boy?
Not much for his goofy face but it was nice when he kicked Edmond. Will he get his chance on the title shot if he wins this?
>>76794470
Aaron Pico for sure
all that hype and talk and then you go out and get dropped and choked out by the guy from Dawson's Creek?
>>76794470
they're both heavily JUSTed desu.
Dana needs to sit BJ down for The Talk. Hendricks should probably get cut.
>>76794475
Is BlowJob sabotaging #UFC HAWAII with his luckluster performances ? Is Max gonna have to do da dam ting to Penn to teach him a lesson ?
>>76794499
Max and Nancy are hawaii now, blowjob pencil is just kailin curran
>>76794474
Werdum is my guy
But he's not on best terms with Dana, even if he wins I'm not sure they'd give him a title shot. Cain would probably get it
>>76794577
cabbage is da true hawaiian mma braddah
Please make Tony vs Khabib happen
>>76794499
Bloody hell Penn is going to be on the Hawaii card isn't he.
Holy shit just give him an easy fight
>>76794589
they should have him fight cyborg
he still might lose
>Conor's final UFC fight will be the trilogy against Nate Diaz, not Khabib
Lads just watched Bob Sapp vs Big Nog
Lads. Does it get better than that
>>76794589
They actually have enough Hawaiian fighters now to do a PPV
>Max
>Yancy
>Travis Browne
>Smolka
>BJ
>Curran
I'm sure there's some goofs at Max gym to sign for an undercard if needs be
>>76794589
>>76794598
They just gave him Dennis Siver and he literally lost to literal Dennis Siver, that's how fucking done and justed he is. Who could he even fight at this point
>>76794621
Can they give him a fat 125er
>>76794621
they should feed him to sage lol
>>76794588
only if your dubs combine with these
>>76794621
Well he knocked down Denis Siver so there's that. They could give him some justed bantamweight, Brad Pickett would be perfect if he came back
>>76794627
>>76794629
BJ Penn vs Chris Avila 3bh
>>76794621
lidell
>>76794629
Maybe Colby
its written
BJ vs CM!
>>76794606
Japs sure knew how to put on a show.
>>76794646
It's Colbey*
With an E.
>>76794664
he was talking about the cheese
Ahahahahahahhahahahahaha just watched Cro Cop headkick a masked lucha libre dude dead hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
>>76794762
excuse me but that's the future mandrama world heavyweight champ you're talking about
Who are your boys and why?
>>76794838
Sperg OP btfo
>>76794798
I thought you were just memeing me but holy shit
Wtf was Del Rio doing fighting Cro Cop
>>76794906
d o s
c a r a s
>>76794906
for sure Dos Caras is a beast been a fan of him since his valetudo days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIiyQJYirE
>>76794920
Satisfying
Lads I need more meme fights this is fun af
Give me them
is this the real thraed?
>>76794944
Only if you post your favorite female fighter
>>76794957
ez
>>76794589
>Holy shit just give him an easy fight
I hear they will do BJ Penn vs CM Punk next
I am not very impressed with your performance
First for my girl
Back in Chicago for the restart.She will be back stronger than ever.I want Grasso next
>>76795177
>First
I don't think you know what that word means, Nikos
>>76794162
she looks better with clothes on
still 9.7/10
is Merber Murers a good fighter
>>76794162
Rose need to join in for a choking photo. Naked, obviously
[spoiler]rear naked choke[spoiler]
>>76795237
kek
>>76795237
Wtf I love this meme now
Forst for moy gorl
>>76795237
>>76795294
is marinara macaroon a good fighter?
>>76795290
What would have happened if Kish had rubbed her hand in the poo and used it to smear all over Felice's face? Would this be a legal move?
unironically asking.
>>76795343
No, DQ.
>>76795354
What about wrestling towards it and pushing her face in it?
>>76795237
no miesha lost to RONDA twice
>>76795405
I suspect that this exact question is why shitting yourself is a DQ under the new rules.
>>76795480
lol why do you post that picture so frequently guy who never gets picks right?
>>76795446
That really does look like that troll
>>76795508
I post it whenever I come across a post that really made me think.
What's your picksavatar, I want to see your record.
>>76795290
>>76795237
This is the same dude that likes Valentina
>>76795534
desu that's me lad
>>76795551
theres a bong that does too
>>76794838
Anthony Pettis
Sergio Pettis
Tyron Woodley
Jorge Masvidal
>>76794331
no just sprained it and damaged the nerves
>>76794368
Not PRIDE but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_TkJcMZm6s
>>76794470
BJ is JUST tier he threw no leg kicks, his striking only had a jab, and he was very close to eating Sivers wild kicks that would have brutally ended his career
>>76795585
>>76795069
>>76794589
he should unironically be fighting Artem Lobov
he's that far gone
>>76795587
I Remember Your post of all your boys and other than Pettis we have the same boys
Wanna go to Glasgow together?
>>76795612
Are you a Fifer or something
>>76795237
ahahhaah galaposnigger BTFO
>>76795621
What does that mean?
>>76795628
he was basicly asking if you like to succ
>>76795587
Didn't you leave?
>>76795640
No I just want someone to go to UFC Glasgow with.
Why would you use a word that has so many different meanings?
>>76795612
Nah that card is not that good, lets go to ufc 213
>>76795621
He wasn't talking to you
>>76795642
For a while, I've become a bit of a casual I'm only back for 213
>>76795682
nah, Fifers are people from Fife, I thought that's why you were askin to go Glesga
Heeminder there is only 1 brit poster and that is me
>>76795698
They're all cunts apart from me t b h
>>76795600
Thank you
>>76795705
No the Jorge/Dustin/Tony/Tim poster is based
>>76795698
You're not Codyfan.
>>76795610
artem would end bj's life and that's coming from someone that thinks neetrex is not even a top 50 ftw
>>76795754
he's worse than Siver, you forget Ishihara nearly knocked him the fuck out in the third round
>>76795754
If BJJ prodigy Ryan Hall couldn't tap out Artem, does anyone really think a scrub like Penn could do it?
>>76795718
mummy
>>76795793
Mummyposting is a central theme of /heem/ tbqh.
>>76795754
>>76795760
neetrex vs siver would actually be a pretty fun fight
>Shevchenko is now the favourite
fuck, does that mean she's losing?
>>76795860
why would it mean that?
>>76795873
Rousey was the favourite, WB was the favourite both times, Rory was the favourite. When the challenger is the favourite, they lose.
>>76795873
>being this new
>>76795886
wow i think you might be onto something -a chair!
you might be on top of a chair
>>76795860
I wish I'd bet on her when she was the underdog
>>76795902
Same, but I didn't want my bankroll to be out of action for that long.
>>76795907
Do you think you will ever pick a fight correctly?
>>76795508
Incidentally, I just remembered that I was hyping Shevchenko as a good bet here prior to her fight with Holm. You're like a woman with that flag, the way you hide behind it.
Going to make some webms
Heres a crowd cam one, not sure if anyone cares for these other than me
>>76795915
>You're like a woman with that flag, the way you hide behind it
ugh why are australians so unlikable
>>76795886
Conor was the favourite vs Alvarez, Jones was the favourite vs Shogun, GSP was the favourite vs Serra the second time
>>76795919
I like it when a camera is focused on someone for too long and they don't know what to do after a couple of seconds.
>>76795935
>>76795828
Don't I know it
>>76795935
Thats my favorite as well
>>76795915
>good
even it retrospect, literally knowing what happened, that was another stupid betting suggestion, you really fucking stink no offense bucko
Not the biggest Lee fan but thought this might be a good webm
>>76795965
>your pick won
>your pick was still stupid
>even though your pick dominated the fight it was a stupid pick
Can anyone inform me as to what this fellow meant by this?
>>76795968
He's growing on me desu, also i go the same college he and fergurson went to so i like him because of that
>>76794838
Khabib
Gunnar
Guida
Overeem
>>76795973
did you wrestle there?
>>76795973
He's very entertaining
>>76795860
Not a chance
>>76795935
>fight pose
>smile
>hold
>its been too long now
>nod
>do a pointy finger
>awkwardly laugh
>...
>stop looking at the camera
>>76794838
Max
Cowboy
Barboza
Whittaker
>>76795919
Do you have Jorge Masvidal in the audience? I don't know if he's ever been shown
>>76796018
>>76795968
based
>>76796120
No sorry I don't, I don't think he has ever been shown
Will Whittaker suffer the same fate as Weidman?
>>76794838
DJ
Khabib
Rory
Luke
>Tfw all of the Irish flags on heem have disappeared since you moved to Russia
>>76796163
they've been popping back up since Gooby's fight was announced
>>76795935
Phil Kessel is the best one
>>76796154
Romero KO R3 is a certainty
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcAp0EECJ-8
>Hack Slack talks about Chael saying "Can't let you near me" on TUF
Is he EXPOSED as a non-fite fan?
>>76796221
who cares
>mfw I just realized cerrone/lawler and romero/whittaker is happening next week
where did time go
>>76796215
For sure Brad Tavares would drag Bisping to deep waters my guy.
>>76796256
WHAT
>>76796256
Two weeks lad.
>>76796145
why does it look like he's wearing makeup?
>>76796266
Romero would unironically end this mans life
>>76796154
romero will get BEANED again
>>76796271
Because he's touched up his beardline.
>>76796275
>Bisping's striking is better than Romero's
"People" actually believe this
>>76796154
>i now remember that thread on sherdog about how madonna looking at romero was proof of a jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race
>>76796289
he looks like a little kid child actor who somehow has a beard in that webm
>>76796268
July 8th my man. which is next saturday
>>76795607
why is she looking so busted these days
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVa7CpqA6uI/
>>76796346
steroids
>>76796344
Next Saturday is 1/7 my guy.
SEE YUU SUN BOI
>>76796356
lose my number
>>76796154
Shittaker is gonna flush poomero down queer street after GADOOSHing him with a head kick thatll make poolito smear his kish stains all over the octagon
>>76796366
This is where we've come to, huh.
Hasn't yoel shat himself in a fight too?
>>76796431
a couple times i think
>>76796431
only everytime he fights
>>76796431
>>76796438
It was sweat fools
>>76796366
Too much
>>76796431
Brunson.
>>76796446
>sweat is brown
>>76796468
Through purple shorts it will "look" brown
>>76796506
????
>>76796506
>patch of sweat localised entirely around his anus
That's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
>>76796525
He shit his pants, but that is a pretty common area to sweat
>>76794470
Pico De EXPOSED
>>76794589
>>76795754
chris avila desu
>>76795588
Really? I thought for sure it was broken. Amazing how far an ankle can bend sideways without breaking a bone.
who pearl
>>76796597
>tat on tit
dropped
>>76796604
tit for tat
Team Alpha Male report in
Is the past UFC Fight Night worth watching. Have it recorded.
>>76796620
There was some good shit on that card.
>>76796597
>tattoo on fake chest
what went wrong?
>>76794273
stop posting this ugly cow
Anyone with a VPN feel like posting nude pictures of ex ring girl?
>>76796620
i thought it was pretty solid
>>76796615
Team Pettis
>>76794621
If they made BJ vs Gray Maynard in Hawaii, BJ could win that
>>76796680
do you have an older cousin whose abs you like to fondle?
>>76796630
>>76796680
Cool I'll check it out
>>76794047
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
Upcoming events:
Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired
6/30: One Championship 56 - Light of a Nation
6/30: LFA 15 - Odoms vs Vanderaa
6/30: Professional Fighters League aka WSOF - Daytona
7/1: ACB 63 - Strus vs DeVent
7/2: Pancrase 288 - Miura vs Abe
7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament
Previous thread: >>76794047
News:
>UFC 213 lineup and broadcast order set
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-213-lineup-broadcast-plans-jim-miller-anthony-pettis-kicks-off-pay-per-view
>Jared Gordon calls out Artem
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/jared-gordon-artem-lobov-i-would-crush-him
>Chandler on stool pull
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/6/27/15878592/midnight-mania-michael-chandler-not-going-back-to-ny-after-stool-jerked-from-underneath-him
That bunda belongs to _________
>Do not use image search
>Only doubles can request for a hint
>>76796763
Why is TUF event posted 4 times? Get you're shit together NotePad!
>>76796769
Hardy?
>>76796710
no sir
>>76796769
Hardy or Holm
would eat though for sure my man
>>76796769
Moroz?
>>76796948
Felice.
>>76796948
Reported
>>76796788
>>76796929
>>76796936
Hardy is the correct answer
How'd you guys go on Sunday?
>>76796948
Miesha Tate
>>76796948
Tate, everyone knows that pic
>>76796960
>>76796976
>>76796997
Tate is the correct answer
Is it safe to say that she's no longer a can?
>>76797086
She's still ugly
>>76797086
let her beat a ranked opponent first
>>76797102
Brock Lesnar
>>76797102
>>76797102
Megan?
>>76797118
Van Zant rematch?
>>76796615
#TeamKhabib
>>76797176
does a win over Vanzant really do much now that Vanzant has been dummied twice?
>>76797215
She has the flying headkick between the two of those.
>ywn be GOAT enough to call off your own fight
RIP BJ :(
>>76797086
She made a good point in her post fight interview that if grasso or Kish beat her they probably would move into the top 10
>>76797215
Does nothing plus vZ wouldnt take that fight begin with because it would retire her. How about Tecia Torres?
>>76797086
Grasso would win the rematch. She did zero damage to Grasso. Grasso beat herself by not knowing how to properly put herself ahead on points. Low fight iq but it won't happen again
>>76797255
Torres is fighting Lima on the TUF 25 finale
>>76797251
Shes probably jumping to #7 this week
>>76797251
probably because Kish and Grasso were undefeated fighters with some hype around them, the general perception of Herrig is that she's plateaued as a force in the division. she deserves a step up now though, I say give her Esparza or Marcos. if she beats them she's one or two wins away from a potential title fight.
just saw a trending article about some chick shitting herself in the octagon?
>>76797255
Tecia has never lost a fight. She won the second Rose fight and was robbed. She can decision every one in the division besides Clawja and the Goblin. Felice wouldn't have a chance
Does Overeem beat Werdum?
>>76797255
>>76797215
The win over PVZ avenges her loss. Were you complaining about Hall v Moose 2?
>>76797355
overeem will knock out reem, reem will come back and beat cain
cap this
>>76797356
Hall-Moose II was a late replacement matchup thrown together after Gunnar Nelson fell out of the Kim fight, different situations. Mousasi had already built himself back up by beating Vitor anyway, who has Herrig beat in the top 10?
>>76797261
Herrig looks way better now in every aspect than she did against Alexa whereas isnt impressive to begin with. Felice would again if they fought as early as next month.
Find ONE flaw in Ngannou's fighting style
You can't
>>76797378
>overeem will knock out reem
>>76797422
woops, meant werdum will knock out reem
>>76797356
Avenging your loss to a can who right now is ranked just 1 place about you does nothing. She needs a top 10 fight. I'm just hoping it isnt against Esparza or Waterson
>>76797394
No. Grasso and Felice looked evenly matched in their fight but Grasso was accurate and found the shots she needed but just didn't throw enough to win. Her take down defense was more than enough and her striking is levels above Felice. She legit just thought she was cruising to a win when her output was too low. Grasso would maul her in a rematch like she used to do in Invicta
I need webm of Fedor and Mitrione pls
>>76797292
Her and esparza are bff's they won't fight each other. I'd like to see a pvz rematch because she mentally choked in their first fight. Markos would be a good matchup since both her and herrig have a history of being inconsistent
anyone else pretend to be nate diaz on soc lol
non friendly reminder /heem/ told me BJ Penn would win his last fight
>>76797469
I agree that Grasso was better in that fight, my point is Felice is much better now than she was in that fight especially with her striking and strength on the ground.
>discussing strawweight rankings and match up a when none of that matters because Cynthia will roll through the division straight to Queen Goblin
>>76797469
I don't remember the fight going down like that at all
Dhiego Lima vs Tom Galicchio
James Krause vs Jesse Taylor
Who you guys got? Who is going to win it all?
>>76797623
BJ Penn won the fight, Siver won the decision
>>76797292
>Esparza
After her showing on the prelims I never want to see her fight ever again. She'll probably fight next Calvillo (if she beats Calderwood)
>>76797635
I'd like to see JoJo beat her but she has literally no ground game
>>76797635
Cynthia has no takedowns and is getting DECISIONED.
>>76797641
Grasso was never in danger, she just had no output. It's like how Masvidal used to just keep himself from being hurt and thought that meant he was winning.
>>76797623
IIRC a majority picked Siver.
y'all boy see that bodybuilder shit talking cody on twitter run out of the team alpha male gym when he started getting clowned on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuCYXrQpxC0
>>76797651
Ramsey
:^)
>>76797651
The whole things for Krause to win so probably him
>>76797653
she sucks but she's a former champ and ranked
>>76797712
She's going to be a good gatekeeper but she's added nothing to her game since losing the title
>>76797667
It was a pretty even split
While catching up on Chiesa/Lee today I noticed homeboy from Kingdom in the middle. Is he always around or was this the 1st time?
>>76797782
Oh nice I didn't even notice Joe daddy. Glad to see one of his students doing well
>>76797635
Agree. Cynthia would destroy Joanna Memeface
Also, Yamasaki did nothing wrong
>>76797740
what's the point when i submit a dozen picks myself
Who is your favorite fighter with a fridge for a body?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BV10-FRFmuy/
>>76797877
>In pro fights we don't stop a submission unless we have a tapout, the fighter goes unconscious or we see damage like a dislocation #AskBJM
>You stop the fight when the fighter taps out, not if they look like they are going too #AskBJM
>>76797929
Hardy seems like a solid fridge
>>76797931
Theres also the intelligently defending yourself rule, and chiesa completely gave up defending the choke. He still should've let him go out though
>>76797877
bad stoppage in my worthless uneducated opinion, let him go unconscious for a second or tap this is the PINNACLE OF MMA not 6 year olds
>>76797651
Tom Galicchio is my boy desu
>>76797975
Yeah I'm rooting for him as well. Hope he pulls it off, he's definitely a big underdog.
>>76797963
>Theres also the intelligently defending yourself rule
That applies to defending yourself against strikes, not to submissions.
>>76797931
So you're saying that Chiesa was going to get out of that choke?
>>76797985
Even if there was a .01% chance Chiesa would get out of that choke, it was still the wrong move.
>>76797900
Your autism is a part of heem. It should be represented. Heem is what it is, even if it's just a couple autist
>>76797963
one of my favorites was the rory condit stoppage with like 10 seconds left
>>76797994
>Heem is what it is
Well put, Jose.
>>76797929
>tfwyn see Joanna Champions on the czechcasting couch
feels bad
>>76797985
We'll never know now, will we?
https://streamable.com/rify
>>76797667
Just rewatched that fight. If grasso had used the pace she set in the 3rd the entire fight she might have won
i'm only glad lee won because australia was wrong
>>76798036
too bad she fucking sucks
REMEMBER paige vanzant DOMINATED herrig
>>76798036
She was just unaware of how low her output was. She clearly had everything she needed to beat felice. Every time she went for something it was successful. It's partly her low fight iq and partly her corner's fault for not telling her
>>76798051
straweights a joke outside of Claudia and Joanna
>>76798072
Atomweights are where it's really at
>>76798072
Which division has less talent strawweight or mens flyweight?
>>76798161
Strawweight, and it's not even close.
>>76797245
Why cant I find any news about this?
>>76798161
Strawweight for sure
Chiesa was out though
>>76798308
ur mum was out
>Penn v Sanchez 2
Who wins?
>>76798308
Incorrect.
>>76798185
>>76798285
It's interesting how both of those divisions have such dominant champions though, I can't see Joanna losing the belt anytime soon desu at least she has a decent rival in Claudia though
>>76798326
Sadly I think Diego beats him.
>>76798326
CTE
>>76794470
Someone post the webm of Johny tagging Boetsch
Anderson Silva seems so nice
>>76798336
Claudia could finish her she was close the first two times and Cynthia seems like she could expose Joannas ground game, beside that no ones even close
>>76798417
>Cynthia seems like she could expose Joannas ground game
So could Rose, but neither of them have a chance in hell of taking her down.
>>76798417
Dont be goofy
Chiesa was at McDonalds yesterday
>>76794470
>>76798161
Strawweight but the division is way more entertaining
>>76798091
christ they're fucking ugly
>>76794621
aaron pico
>>76798091
Being a woman must be awful. I objectively got better looking from 17 to 34.
>>76798486
Nob
So according to sherdog Aaron Pico didn´t have any mma fights as an amateur? Is that true?
If that´s the case then why the fuck did Coker give him someone as experienced as Freeman?
So how shitty does DJ look after the whole TJ fiasco?
>>76798707
You're still an ugly, overweight virgin though
>>76798750
People who hate him for it hated him before so nothing changed.
>>76798681
>>76798486
jewish luke rockhold
>>76797740
>All those goofs picking Chiesa
How would he do in the ufc?
>>76798486
>Taking pics of strangers in public to share with your friend simulator
Sup guys, just dropping in to say that I honestly hope
>coral springs
gets hepatitis.
>the best strawweight contender is a 30 year old ex-cheesecake factory worker
she should have given them 2 weeks notice not quit over the phone to be honest
>>76798858
My only friends here are Ireland, Canada, UK, and Poland.
>>76797251
joanna and carla are the champions, two women who couldn't be uglier unless they were in a sideshow, if she was good it wouldn't matter
>30-26'd by canzant
>>76798855
Don't know
Don't care
>>76798868
Just leaving you a quick reply asking you to help yourself. Rid yourself of these negative thoughts.
>>76798893
No one is your friend
>>76798750
He's getting closer and closer to the "literally who" tier.
Casuals don't know who he is and those who do - well it's hard to get hyped for his fights since he fights in such a shallow division.
>>76798893
I'll be your friend bro, I like to think I'm friends with everyone here, coral springs.
>>76797261
>Grasso would win the rematch
waifuspergs everyone...
>>76794349
Why is it that a couple years ago, she spoke perfect English with no accent whatsoever, and now she speaks broken English and sounds like a hue?
>>76798750
He is still a great fighter but he didn´t do himself any favors in this whole tj fiasco.
Popularity and status is earned, not given. The fact that he blames Dana for his low numbers just shows that he views himself as the victim rather than the cause. I bet if McGregor was a 125er he would still be a star.
The fact that he thinks that Ray Borg of all people is a legitimate contender doesn´t help either.
>>76799007
started hanging out more often with Brazilians
>>76799007
This is the dumbest fucking meme
>>76799021
My issue is that he complains about not being in big fights and he gets the chance for one and the runs away from it
tim boetsch is a top 10 middleweight
>>76798995
In the rematch Grasso wouldn't fight so tentatively.
>>76799043
>ywn faceplant into shit
>>76799046
Not a meme.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?ebc=ANyPxKq206Qsa_gcpbMrWbz_b5uQt8CD7esZlfmZnng_DlU8O-9sKCfA65RVtET1ZsnNq0d8i8xtmDgZB_rPjqfaGbO254OpDw&v=Npfa4i8ws5M
>>76799043
>>76799061
Would he beat Bisping?
>>76798906
>thats a man, baby
>>76799066
>In the rematch Grasso wouldn't fight so tentatively.
Where have I seen this before?
>>76799091
Yeah, I bet Woodley will really let his hands go this time.
Grasso thought that she won the fight. She won't make that mistake again.
>>76799117
>>76799079
She's always spoke the exact same. She has spoken Portuguese since she was born and has a Brazilian father and step mother. Anybody that speaks more than one language natively will have different accents. That video just takes her speaking in different accents and pretends that her accent changes. She was on the mma hour like last summer speaking perfect English. She still speaks perfect English. Just watch instagram videos. It's a dumb fucking meme
>>76799081
I honestly think he could
He could probably outwrestle Bisping, and he has a size advantage, as well as plenty of power
Their overall level of striking technique is comparable, on top of that
The only thing Bisping really has going for him is cardio
>>76799081
Maybe. I think Bisping is a lot faster and has better movement and cardio, but he gets hit a lot and Boetsch hits fucking hard. I'd definitely give him a decent shot.
>>76799054
To be fair, a fight withTJ is not as big as for example a fight with Cruz or Cody. But generally I agree. It was the biggest fight possible in the current situation and he kinda fucked it up.
>>76799121
>She won't make that mistake again
>Waifuspergs
>>76799054
TJ isn't a big fight at all, not monetary-wise or even prestige.
>>76799197
still the biggest he can realistically get currently without having to move up which allows him to break the title defence record
>>76799136
>Anybody that speaks more than one language natively will have different accents
This.
I was taught British English growing up and have English friends but then most of the English I'm exposed to through movies, tv shows and other media is American. Plus, a part of my family are Americans.
My accent is all over the place when I'm tired or just not actively focusing on using a specific one.
>>76799186
If you have a good recollection of that fight, who do you think the better fighter was that night? Not who had the better performance because clearly Felice won but if you had to bet 1 whole pay check on a rematch, who would you pick?
>>76799340
I would bet on Herrig again cause Grasso got exposed as still being invicta-tier. You know you're overhyped when you drop 3 clear rounds in a kickboxing match with Felice Herrig.
>>76799538
Beat it! Get lost!
>Cyborg is a bigger favourite against Megan than Mayweather against McGregor
BOXING IS DEAD
>>76794368
Sapp-Nogueira is the GOAT freak fight
Fedor vs. Choi, Zuluzinho
Cro Cop vs. Sakuraba, Rodriguez
Minowa vs. Butterbean, Giant Silva
Yarbrough-Takase
Rickson-Takada 2
Royce-Akebono
Frye-Choi
>>76799538
>then
>>76799921
>>76799946
>>76799965
need to lay off the petrol man
>>76799965
Because people realise how exposed mayweather is, nothing to stop Conor from clinching him into a corner and tkoing him there
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVs_GcZgbWH/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVs_C_TA_OP/
>>76799968
>Yarbrough
Does he not have nipples?
>>76800014
I'm not having a good day, no.
>>76800040
Idiot lol
Anyone have a pic or web m of the Kish shitstaim? I wanna show my co-workers.
>>76800053
I think his tits are so big that the fat rolls over them. Gross.
His sister got smashed by Gabi Garcia in Rizin if you didn't already know
>>76800132
Wait, the footballer was his sister? Didn't realise.
>>76800129
>>76800098
floyd is just like Aldo, never faced a guy with real knockout power
and yes Conors ko power will carry through, he hits harder than people like to admit
>>76798855
BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS
>>76800172
>floyd is just like Aldo, never faced a guy with real knockout power
To think I share a general with people like this.
>>76800172
Thank god you left the EU.
>>76799043
>faceplanting in shit like Jar Jar Binks
Can someone shop Hendricks into Jar Jar?
>>76800132
He's meme'ing on you
>>76800172
>floyd is just like Aldo
Stopped reading there
>>76800193
>>76800205
>Chad Mendes
idiots lol
When will Brendan be brought to justice for his crimes?
>>76800229
We're talking about Floyd, you baka.
Reminder that this is how you check to see if a fighter is out
>>76800323
Anyone have Tate choking out Holm?
>>76800323
Should never celebrate another persons win/loss
Pathetic
>>76798855
MW champ with 2 weeks of training
>tfw Big Baller Brand is going to replace Reebok in the next 2 years
>>76800399
niggerpad is such a fucking retard literally only bandwagons fighters god almight what i would do to find you
>>76800454
>tfw you get aquitted of rape
What would´ve happened if Yamasaki didn´t stop the fight but Chiesa went to sleep just as the round ends?
>>76800653
If Chiesa is unconscious as/after the round ends, Kevin wins by technical submission.
>>76800653
unable to meet the next bell TKO RD 2
>>76798747
>So according to sherdog Aaron Pico didn´t have any mma fights as an amateur?
CM Punk didn't have any amateur bouts prior to signing with the UFC for his pro debut. If you're Aaron Pico or CM Punk and a big organization like Bellator or UFC offer you a contract, would turn it down, talking five-to-six figures, in favor of some amateur bouts?
>If that´s the case then why the fuck did Coker give him someone as experienced as Freeman?
Probably thinking Freeman would keel over for Pico; the lamb being led to the slaughter. What they didn't realize was that Freeman is 8-2 as a pro and has solid experience going up against a 20 year Olympian who is a Golden Gloves boxer (lol) and competed in wrestling for the Olympics. Bellator banked on Pico winning, but he got fucked in his debut.
>>76800653
Look up Amy Montenegro vs Celine Haga
>>76800685
Wrong
>>76800653
there was like 29 seconds left so he needed to hold on for quite long. if he was unconscious at the bell then Lee would win by technical submission
>>76800345
Fresh outta the oven
>>76800711
that was a fuck up though
>>76800711
>Look up Amy Montenegro vs Celine Haga
The ref fucked up and it wasn't overturned because the Missouri commission doesn't have the legal authority.
>>76800720
Thanks, lad. Everyone please note how Holm actually goes limp and completely out, unlike Chiesa.
>>76800731
>>76800741
Ref fucked up twice in the same fight?
>>76800756
>unlike Chiesa.
Except Chiesa stopped fighting hands and was going limp, he wasn't gonna get out of that one no matter what anyone here thinks.
>>76800741
The commentators expected it to be a TD before the ruling. If memory serves that was the same fight where there was a tap right at the bell, basically two finishes in a decision fight. Tha whole card was nuts.
Was Chiesa vs Lee the UFC's Montreal Screwjob?
>>76800469
same
>>76800797
>Except Chiesa stopped fighting hands and was going limp
Doesn't matter. He was never out. The ref can't call a technical submission unless the fighter has lost (past tense) consciousness or has suffered a dislocation/bone break.
You tap or you nap or the fight goes on. Those are the (legal) possibilities.
Think of all the deep chokes you've seen people get out of and imagine that instead the ref just gets to decide that you're probably not getting out of it, so he's calling the fight.
>>76800807
Yes
>>76800879
Pikey with shit tattoos was out
>Tfw your low-key boy is now in the top 5 LW rankings
Diakiese is my new low-key boy, but Lee will always have a place in my heart
>>76800913
who, your nan?
>>76800807
>Mandrama
>>76800879
>Think of all the deep chokes you've seen people get out of
The deep chokes I've seen people get out of involve women's strawweights. Lee is one of the best submission artists in the UFC and no bloody way was Chiesa gonna get out of that one.
>>76800913
He was probably on the way, but he wasn't out. His arms never went limp. You can tell because they were still in the air.
>>76800942
>The deep chokes I've seen people get out of involve women's strawweights
You should watch the Matt Hughes-Frank Trigg matches.
>>76800942
Was that your first UFC card? Not even meme'ing because you must have seen guys get out of even black belt rear naked if you've been watching for more than a month
>>76801019
Go ahead and list five male fights where a guy has gotten out of a RNC that deep.
Not an armbar, or guillotine, but a RNC. I'll wait.
>>76801075
Have you honestly not watched Hughes-Trigg 1 and 2?
The reason why the ref stops the fight if you stop defending yourself from strikes is that you're taking unnecessary damage and you've quit. There's no damage involved in going unconscious from a choke unless it's held for a while or you have one of a few obscure medical conditions that are checked for by testing before you enter the cage. There is literally no reason at the pro level not to let you go unconscious, which is why the rules only allow the ref to stop the fight for a technical submission if you've done so.
>>76800917
Diakese is a beast
>>76801157
>. There's no damage involved in going unconscious from a choke
Honestly stopped reading there, will discontinue any further discussion.
Sorry you lost money on Chiesa.
Have a nice day :)
>>76799216
E-excuse me are you related to Stipe Miocic ?
>>76800205
Enjoy islam.
>>76800469
Would you stand in a threatening pose while being waist height with him?
Get off the internet and scrub that cargo, manlet
Odds just dropped on Johnson/Gaethje: Johnson -222, Gaethje +175
This is absurd.
>>76801191
>Honestly stopped reading there, will discontinue any further discussion.
Because you're an idiot. There are literally hundreds of thousands of people who practice BJJ. If there was danger from being choked unconscious, we'd know by now.
>>76801274
Also Pettis - Miller: -250, +195
Nelson - Ponzibsibfaii: -333, +250
Betsafe for all three.
>>76801296
Why is that illegal?
>>76801296
>>76801274
>>76801304
How much money have you donated to the bookies so far?
>>76801331
choking by default is illegal in all forms of wrestling. In freestyle which is the ruleset here, the gable grip on the neck would have warrant a penalty
>>76801274
Thanks for your input, going to bet big on Johnson.
>>76801274
So Johnson is the favourite? Makes sense since Gaethje is making his ufc debut and his style is incredibly dangerous. He´ll probably get pieced up inside a round.
>>76801332
What exactly should you do in wrestling?
I'm a BJJ guy and see sense only in submitting someone. What are these guys working for exactly?
>>76801363
>>76801390
take and pin the other guy down
>>76801390
Points from takedown, getting the back/riding/controlling and pins.
Also as a BJJ player, you have to understand there has to be control and progress in your position before hunting the submission. Its a universal value find in all the grappling arts, even if their rule sets vary
>>76801386
>Makes sense since Gaethje is making his ufc debut and his style is incredibly dangerous.
I expected Johnson to be a mild favourite given how quickly he falls into his opponent's fight. This is ridiculous and the odds shouldn't last.
>>76801332
This was from the last Olympics, wasn't it? I don't watch wrestling much but it seems like there's some sort of bizarre issue with the rules every time I do.
>>76801481
Why is that Chink so buttmad ?
>>76801481
IIRC that was from a strict interpretation of the rules. The Mongolian competitor was a point ahead and started running from the other guy in order to stay ahead on the cards with something like 10 seconds to go. I forget if he was disqualified for it or if he was just given a points penalty, but either way he lost the match because of it.
>>76801481
Refs and the enforcement of the rules are notoriously bad specially at the international level. but really all levels and it was embarrassing the shit reffing was sort of exposed during the last olympics, well not exposed but shown in spotlight for all the public to see.
>>76801445
>Also as a BJJ player, you have to understand there has to be control and progress in your position before hunting the submission.
I know the positioning, but my stand up is shite.
I've been starting from butterfly for as long as I can remember. Gotta work on it.
Poland wants to succ Kevin Lee
>>76801513
It's been a while but I think he got docked a point for timidity in the last few seconds for celebrating...I believe he was a point ahead and the last guy to score automatically wins a tie. Cost him a gold medal.
>>76801557
>the last guy to score automatically wins a tie.
Yep, this is what happened. I remember wondering why this was the rule. It seems like a bullshit way to break ties.
>>76801540
Are those illegal among black belts?
>>76801593
In judo leglocks are banned regardless of the rank only armlocks and chokes
>>76801582
Off the top of my head I can't think of another sport that doesn't use overtime rounds. Bizarre
Are there any Bellator champions that are better than their UFC counterparts?
>>76801693
Whoever the middleweight champ is, probably.
women's mma is shit
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/26/15875850/bellator-180-averaged-901000-viewers
>>76801716
He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.
He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.
He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.
He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.
He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.
He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.
He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.
He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.
He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.
Watching Bellator NYC right now and their announcer is shit. They should just hire pic related
>south Africa confirmed for mandrama spammer
Welcome to the filter south Africa
>>76801823
>He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20
>He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27.
How many wins does he have over ranked opponents?
>>76801847
Yosh
>>76801716
This 2bh
>>76801866
Silva and Luke are the only legitimate wins he has, Silva KO'd him before controversial decision and Luke tool'd him first fight then gave him his belt with chin in air
>>76801832
Why are you mandrama losers so desperate to get accepted?
>>76801866
At least one, buddeh :^)
who is your favorite woman mma fighter and WHY?
>>76801866
He has only ever beaten 3 ranked guys in his long illustrious career. 2 of those ranked guys were past the age of 40.
>>76801823
Truly a master of mediocrity. "In the UFC" is the important part since he's one of few guys that have fought for ages but never in Pride, SF, WEC, etc.
>>76801820
Thanks for yesterday's news dipshit. Got any more brilliant mma predictions?
>>76801909
>When both men are uninjured, Luke completely tools Bisping
>when Luke is unable to kick and has been training for Weidman, he loses
Sure, that win was super legit and no questions can ever be asked about it, especially given how Bisping fought the corpse of Hendo afterwards and looked like he'd been hit in the face with a sledgehammer.
>>76801944
There's some interesting stats in the article that aren't specifically about the number of viewers.
>>76801906
Justin Roberts hasn't been with WWE for 3 years. He's pretty good and would be way better than what Bellator has now. That's it.
Been a fan of Masvidal since Kimbo Slice my guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJSRzrBJZ88
Ngannou is an African Booty Scratcher
>>76801820
>901,000 is almost exactly what UFC is averaging for pay-per-view prelims
wew
>>76802026
>200k ppv buys is a result that Coker would be really happy about
leader in the industry by 2020
>>76801304
>+195
>+250
Jumping on these
>>76802059
I want to see them do well enough to force the UFC to get its shit together, it's not about taking over the world.
i want bellator to go out of business RIZIN too
Would you get beat up by Felice Herroid and shit yourself on camera for $14,500? That includes your Reebok money.
>>76801995
It's cool you've been a fan so long
>>76802098
Why?
>>76802091
I want them to get bought out like Strikeforce did and then their guys to turn out to be pretty elite. Having all the best guys in one organization is the best situation and at this point UFC is the promotion with most history so it would be preferable if they stayed the default league. Similar to AFL and NFL merger
>>76801912
page van zant because she doesnt look like a dude
>>76802122
only you seem to care
The saddest thing I have ever seen.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/who%20is%20your%20favorite%20female/page/1/
>>76802142
Who is YOUR favourite woman ufc competitor?
>>76802132
she looks like a monkey instead
but there are dudes who look like that
>tfw would like to be a caveman-tier hairy man for one day to feel what is that like
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>>76802142
try looking in the mirror
>>76802091
What's wrong with UFC?
>>76802173
The UFC is literally the only good fight promotion
>>76802184
>>76802184
>>76802184
NEW THREAD
Michael Johnson is already an underdog or is this a mistake?
NEW THREAD
>>76802184
>>76802130
I think it's always going to go in cycles, if there's a dominant promotion they're going to coast until an upstart league light a fire under their ass. Japan will always do its own thing IMO, they seem to like being isolated
>>76801237
>Enjoy islam.
Islam seems to only enjoy killing bongs and frogs, they just rape the germans
>>76802192
>bets five bucks
Wow insane stakes my man
>>76802218
why would I want to risk more?
Michael should not be an underdog but he is still risky
>>76802184
>>76802184
>>76802184
NEW THREAD IS HERE
>>76802231
if ur not betting triple digits you have bo bussinrss betting
>500