/heem/

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Is Blipo Srech a good fighter?

Can't wait until Lee wins and we have another great fighter with strong meme potential.

>tfw to intelligent to think Chiesa will win

Chiesa will slip and Lee will execute.

Tattoo this post onto your forehead.

>bjj is fighting
Lmao the state of heem

>>76764660
Nahh Chiesa is going to choke lee the fuck out.

He's got that Pacific NW logger strength

>>76764660
Lee's meme ceiling is Woodleyposting 2.0

>>76764598
85% of /heem/ don't know who this man is

Objectively speaking, which current or former UFC fighter has the most successful podcast?

>>76764686
>boxing isn't fighting

Lol

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rory

>>76764735
Chael Sonnen.

I wrestled in high school. Am I former fighter?

Lee is SHOOK

>>76764780
Incorrect, try again.

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>>76764735
define 'fighter'

>>76764702
>>76764706
You two are swimming with the tide. You're smug and you're with your bros and you feel comfortable.
Suddenly you see me butterfly-stroking past you in the opposite direction, against the tide. You turn your head and watch me go by for a few seconds and then turn back, only to see that 1 metre ahead of you is a swamp into which you are about to fall and out of which you will find it hard to escape.
Cya.


PS - Lee will finish him with strikes

I stop fights before they happen

That's real fightinf

>>76764781
Former pussy bro, everyone knows boxers like me knock cockhuggers like you out whilst ravaging pussy on the daily

>>76764820
That's why I'm asking if I'm a fighter. If I knew the definition I would know the answer.

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Chisora got into a streetfight over the weekend and ended up on his back with a bouncer on top of him

>mfw boxers act tough near me

after last night it looks like we have no choice. brendan will force himself down our throats no matter what, from every angle. people like me and you are just going to have to suck it up and start listening to him, and liking it.

>>76764938
>every angle
Schaub is balls deep in everyone's mind.

>>76764915
he was surrounded by 8-10 security and even they struggled to get him down

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I HATE TYRON AND I LOVE RORY NOW!

This fight doesn't really do much for Chiesa if you think about it. It certainly won't bring him into contention for a title shot with Tony and Khabib all wrapped up in each other and Conor off god knows where. So where does a win over Kevin Lee get him? Who does he fight next? Only person available is Barboza and shit he was ranked high enough to fight him even without the Lee win.

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What's the safest parlay bet on tonight's card?

>>76764976
He is so perfect.

Heather hardy looks like she could be pretty promising in the future. Last night was only her first pro fight and she was fun. Once she gets more experience, she's gonna be pretty good. My new girl t b h

>>76764817
The only objective measure of success is longevity.

>>76765046
Ask Australia and then bet on the opposite

>>76765071
I'm looking forward to her fight under the BLACKED banner tbqh.

>>76765064
he cleans up pretty nice desu

>>76765172
Post your Floyd slip.

>>76765241
He just needed to stop getting those cringy haircuts

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for me it's Jay Dee "B.J." Penn

>>76765046
new heem meme

canadian stat man around?

>>76765156
Would you consider a podcast that has been around nearly as long (just a few weeks difference) as Chaels and consistently outranks his on every chart more or less successful?

>>76765046
Parlay the overs on the Penn, Kish, Boetsch and Esparza fights with Means by TKO and Horcher.

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>>76764725
/heem/ is casual central this been known

>>76765340
Objectively less.

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>>76765046
Penn + Means + Lee

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>>76764598
I love that shirt

If only someone online still sold it

>>76765404
What about a podcast that premiered before Chael's and is consistently ranked higher on every chart?

why does the USA produce more top athletes than all the other countries combined?

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>>76764598
Feydor in my heart forever.

>>76765421
You've already said that Rogan doesn't count, despite his fighting experience and being a member of the cast of UFC 2.

>>76765529
Large population, a wide array of different sports cultures, and tons of funding in the public and private sectors.

>>76765046
>>76765407
+ moroz + boetch

Can bj do it lads? Will he retire on a win or fool himself into thinking he can keep going?

>>76765553
bless up

>>76765641
the rest of the world would surely have a larger population and a "wider array of different sports cultures" tho?

funding? nah, I think it's cultural, we're born to win.

Chael just looks weak. Maybe because he has narrow shoulders and a big old head.

>>76765046

Tito looked like he genuinely thought that chael thought that he won their fight, you could see the gears turning in his head.

Are there any Bellator wmma fighters worth checking out?

>>76765570
Look my man, TFATK predates Chanel's podcast. You're Welcome premiered in October 2014. TFATK was around months before that. It's a beast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOX-0S_60mw

>>76765641
Plus large class divide, there's lots of very rich people to pay for sports entertainment and lots of poor people who see professional sports as a means of achieving better life. That way you get many highly motivated athlethes with top notch equipment, facilities and coaching

>>76765689
who fucking cares you autist. the lengths you go to suck brendans cock is immense

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>>76765071

She's 35, can't kick for shit and boxed against a can who couldnt box.

Slow down

How is wanderlai a bjj black Belt?

>>76765724
Shambles

>>76765714
>what is baseball

>>76765071
Too bad she's 35

>>76765730
Yeah her striking was god awful, but it was slightly less worse than the dyke she fought

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>>76765684
Emily Ducote is pretty good
Ilima Lei MacFarlane is probably UFC tier. definitely their best
Julia Budd is the 145 champ but she's not great just pretty good. she could probably beat Megan tho

>>76765714
baseball players aren't athletic, they're skillful

there is a difference

Just heemed the fuck out of one of those spam take down dudes

>>76765731
Having a black belt under the Nogueira brothers is like receiving a free toy with your happy meal.

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>>76765071

Do I only like DC because he looks like a harmless fat comedian who tells jokes that white people unironically like?

>>76765714
Yeah, even a small NFL contract is basically a lottery ticket. And there are a lot of sports like MMA and boxing that just don't have a lot of middle to upper class participants.

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>>76765071
is this what you like?

>>76765843
No, you like him because he's a genuinely good guy who's had a shitty life.

>>76765046
Koch
Horcher
Vettori

FREE MONEY

Why does MMA seem to attract more gamblers than other sports? Is it a degenerate thing?

>>76765818
>Nogueira brothers
wtf there is actually two of them? I always thought that was a meme

>>76765529
Because your average school has better stadiums than the best stadium in Lithuania. Because your schools offer a vast variety of sports you can partake in, while I'd have to travel to the capital just for some wrestling.
It's not like you're genetically superior or anything, you just have more opportunities to do shit.

>>76765843
I like DC because I've been coerced by the illuminati brain waves and I love corn.

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>Banky, you've been knocked out a few times. Do you--

Oh for sure, 100%

>--think that fight was close to being called a double KO?

Oh I gotta disagree Josh. You see, Mitrione was using a technique I pioneered and like to call the 'Banky Spanks Fox Hole,' or Banky hole for short.

It's where you take a punch and pretend to get knocked down, kind of like playing possum. When your opponent follows you to the ground, you start using your expert ground game to catch them in a trap. By the time they realize they're in my hole, I've got a squeeze on 'em, and they can't escape. Less experienced refs call off the fight, but Mitrione was lucky that Dan is familiar with the Banky hole, 100%.

>>76765730
>my hands hurt from hitting her so much

pillowfist confirmed

>>76765906
It doesn't, more Americans bet on college sports than MMA

>>76765906
mma is the lowest common denominator, it attracts the dumbest and most degen people

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was chris weidman ever your boy?

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Here

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>How can we make DC look tough?
>T-----ermm....*clicks tongue*.....Erm....... Put him upside down

>>76765689
The FAT Kid is objectively half as successful as its length would suggest due to Schaub being only half of the hosts. Nice try though.

>>76765929
we are genetically superior though

>>76766011
70 percent of you are fat

What possible reason is there to not bet on Tim?

You can get him at +200 odds right now

>>76766036
He got KO'd by Ed Herman

>>76766011
>short
>small dicks
yeah, no

>>76765993
Why have EA not bothered with any patches in near a year?, at least they could do is update the roster a bit

>>76766026
Thicc* and being thicc is good

>>76765906
Better odds than other combat sports.

>>76765929
>stadium size is what it is
>they can even golf so that's why

i dunno, seems off

>>76766026
>>76766053
just look at the olympics, yuroslimes. we clean up every single time. americans are just genetically superior athletes, it's a fact.

>>76765869
Nature's lube.

>>76766063
Working on the next one.

>>76766074
Advertising is against the rules.

>>76766074
isn't cheetahs a strip club?

>>76766074
The perks of being friends with Rogan.

>>76766108
Ok? What's your point?
>>76766113
Yes, but plenty of world famous comedians perform there. It's not a strip club when it is being used for shows.

>>76765046
Chiesa

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>>76766124
*The perks of being naturally gifted.

>>76766063
ufc 3 comes out soon

Bellator girls are superior to any organization bar Rizin

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I never though there will be a time when I will root for Candylei, but that nigger Sonnen did it.

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>>76766094
>total medals per capita 2016
>rank 43
>in the world
>genetically superior athletes
http://www.medalspercapita.com/#golds-per-capita:2016

>>76766144
Did he get the gift from accumulated CTE?

How did it feel to have Goldie savage your boy with that reference to Roy?

>>76766168
In what world is Chael more despicable than Wanerdlei ? Pepik you're talking crazy, did you have your daily beer today ?

>>76766094
Jamal does his sprints and the stoner flaps about in the piss for 20 medals and meanwhile all the UK medal winners were white and won them in actual sports

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>>76766177
>per capita

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heem sleepy

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>wake up
>check the card to make sure nothing got cancelled
>"At the weigh-ins, former UFC Welterweight Champion Johny Hendricks and Jared Gordon missed the required weight for their respective fights"

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Just woke up and it instantly hit me that Feyodor got brutally heem'd last night, I'm not gonna be able to live this down lads. It wasn't supposed to happen like this

>>76766101
>Nature's lube.
are you like a legit rapist or something? that shit sounds demented as fuck. natures lube is the lube pussy's produce m8

>>76766235
is this a new type of dab?

>>76766229
yeah but the thing is though we still won almost twice as many medals as you lmao

stay inferior lil sissy britboi

>>76766154
>ufc 3 comes out soon
it's due in March 2018 that's not soon.

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>>76766246

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>>76766177

>>76766268
EA are just lazy fucks and it's sad that they can't even manage to update the fighters stats in game.

>>76766278
that was one of the main reasons I knew he was done, once he starts smiling it's over for him

>>76766268
basically tomorrow m8

>>76766255
god damn cringy mess

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Will Cro chops return and suffer the same fate as Fedor?

>>76766190
Absolute shambles.

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>>76766322

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>>76766201
>beer
>singular

Step your game up, nigga.

remember when holloway torched pettis' cars then fucked his mom?

maniac

>>76766336
He already kind of did and pulled off yet another amazing transformation in his game and career. I hope he stays retired, the Rizin GP win was really the perfect way to go out.

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>>76766336
Current Roid Cop would brutally heem fedor

Hunt would probably kill him too

>>76766330
Only if you live on planet Venus

>>76766390
Those japs are gonna make him an offer he can't refuse, I agree though

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>>76766388

>>76766388
THAT'S WHAT CHIEFS DO

>>76766347
>m-muh shambles!

The absolute CITY of Schaubfags!

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>Hello darkness my old friend

Post the phantom stool webm please i need a good kek

https://streamable.com/kxe58

>Brendan Shwab

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>>76766481
Was Tito shook?

>>76766481
YOU GOT CLIPPED PUSSY!

>>76766481
such bad acting, but funny

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>>76766487

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>>76766388
Dam Ting is a nickname of Pettis' mom, did you knew that ?

>>76765782
>Yeah her striking was god awful

Her striking was okay, just didnt have any power. The only positive is that she can actually move like a boxer

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>>76766535

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Why is Bellator such an embarrassing mess?

What are the chances of Chael vs Rory fight actually happening?

could conor compete against mad max?

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Who is your favourite can?

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My Stockholm fight pass account has been activated. Watching UFC 7.5 and drinking pure water. That's S-T-O-C-K-H-O-L-M.

>>76766481
Man, I love the outside the cage shit that bellator has. Tito just acting retarded, Randy Couture just walking about doing who the fuck knows what.

>>76766604
Krazy Horse

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Am I the only one who cant wait to see Rory trash two divisions in Beleltor

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>>76766594

>>76766639
I want those choco titties dangling in my face desu fampai.

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>>76766639
>White washed ebony princess

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>>76766639

>>76766639
Looks like a trex

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>>76766594
Because they have >fights like this
>>76766604
Cody Miskell

http://bellator.spike.com/fight/4zgtnh/163-prelims-tyrell-fortune-vs-cody-miskell

>>76766828
I wanna see that midget vs demetrious

Would you bring a girl to /heem/ on the first date?

Is Bigg Pigg missing weight a sign of him not giving a fuck about MMA and not even trying to be professional or is being fat gonna give him superpowers?

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>>76766828
>4ft11

>>76766639
I want to see Rory against Roy Nelson.

>>76766915
No she'd only end up falling in love with Schaub

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>>76766828
that quality is shit

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>>76766828
>4'11
>3-0

Who did he beat?

>>76766915
Yes, I'd feel like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas waltzing into this place. I'm a damn celebrity around here.

Is that Kader vs Garbrandt shit actually happening? Anyone streaming it?

>>76766987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTwy4zs67mE

>>76766952
big rig vs boetsch spoilers

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Who is the best striker in the UFC?

Anyone got a Gif of Tito after the fight when Chael was talking?

>>76766952
thanks for the newer quality one. that other one was trash.

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>18-0
Was she fighting cans?her boxing looked mediocre and her hands were mostly down

>>76767142
Joanna, according to Dr. Patrick Wyman.

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>Dear Lord of MMA

>Protect my Queen Maryna Moroz in her fight with Esparza
Protect her beautiful porcelain face
Protect her sculptureast body which the Ukrainian Gods made with their blood and tears and then offered it as a gesture of love to mankind
Make her punches to hit Esparza with the power of Stipe Miocic and the lightning speed of Conor Macgregor
Make her fight like the women in ancient Sparta and her defensive game made of the Spartan Walls
Make her tenacious or unbending on the ground and her size of a Lion when she bears down on Esparza
Make her float like a butterfly inside the cage and sting like a bee as the Greatest did so
Empty her brain mechanism of any unnecessary thoughts and embattle her mind with fighting strategic plans as Kevin Costner did in "For love of the game".

>Raise her hand at the end.

>Amen

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>>76767142
Stipe Miocic

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>>76767142
Chris "Lights Out" Lytle

>>76767182
you know I already claimed her, right?

>>76767170
>doesn't even change the file name
Sad!

>>76767144
bump, we need this

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For me, it's Dernkenzie Mac

>>76767182
Pqy debts.

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>He picked Ronda

>>76767144
see
>>76766481

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>>76767182
>having weak waifu
new flag when?

>>76767295
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76649833/#76651214

Bretty spicy card tonight lads

Is Hendricks on three steaks AND three fries a day?

>>76767363

300 steaks a daily

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when is conner coming back?

>>76767380
he isn't move on

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>Traveling the world, making memories

>>76767374
He needs to lower his calorie intake and switch to eating three gis a day

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Every inch of me wants to die. Only pretending I'm a stoic, strong fighter keeps me going. My suicidal phases are now the majority of my life and the odd few days of relief when my brain lets up are the exceptions to my otherwise destroyed life.


And I'm telling you, my boy Lee is winning that fight.

>>76766693
She's Nicaraguan senpai

>>76767426

Stop being a bitch lad

>>76767426
Good luck codyfan

>>76767426
>shits posts on 4chins for attention
>"fighter"
kys for the universe's sake also cheisa wins

>>76767426
Chiesa will choke him out and you'll cry yourself to sleep again

>>76767380
If I know anything about fighters he'll be broke and dying to defend his title before you know it. They could pay him a trillion dollars to fight Mayweather and he'd still run out of money. Mike Tyson made over $300 million in his career and was almost $25 million in debt by the time it was over.

>>76767399
>making babies

>>76767469
i hope so i'm running low on memes

>>76767446
>>76767456
>>76767457
The sense of smugness I get when Lee wins will propel me for a few more days at least.

I wish I were Fedor. He breathes in depression and farts it right back out without a second thought. But I am drained by it, like Trump being drained by the Jews in the deep state.

Lee is sharp and fast, the kind to take advantage of clumsy slippy-fists like mummy's boy Chiesa.

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>>76767511

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Conor should be smart with his money and open a burger chain like Aldo.

What should he call it?

>>76767511
oh, you're black.

sorry.

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Valentina Goatchenko

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>>76767511
>He breathes in depression and farts it right back out without a second thought

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>>76767553
oops

In truth this is my first big card.

Sure, I called Holloway vs Aldo, but AFAIK quite a few others did too.

But in taking my boy Lee over mummy's boy Chiesa, I'm sticking my neck out. All of /heem/ thinks redneck mummy's boy slippyfist Chiesa has it in the bag. Lee is cute and likeable: the clear winner. Literally cannot wait for success on my first main card calling it differently to the autists on this general.

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>>76767499

Really pulling for her tonight. She has the look of someone thats so close to killing herself

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>>76767553
For me, it's Megan Olivi

>>76767543
Notorious Burger

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>>76767610
Good taste.

>>76767568
My main man Fedor. I am proud to be somewhat related to the Russian people. Shame that they haven't followed up Fedor with anyone spectacular.

>>76767574

Not memeing, but she'd be so much hotter if she had a cock

>>76767543

McPaddies

>>76767543
Big Irish Balls

>>76767592
Post slip.

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>>76767511
there is a Fedor in all of us

>>76767645
I want them in my mouth
>76767676

what are your thoughts on tony ferguson's deadlift technique?

>>76767399
fat

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>>76767608
what makes you say that anon? see something familiar in her face?

>>76767676

>>76767675
fail

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>>76767668
>tfw

>>76767662
I don't have enough interest in the other fights.

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>>76767671
lol

>>76767675
she got that northcutt jawline

>>76767712
""""""""""""mma athletes""""""""""""""""

>>76766481
I didn't watch the card last night. Not that I didn't want to. Wagecucking. I can't find this video on Youtube either. What did Chael say to make him so triggered?

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>>76767737
I love meme training webms

>>76767712
>muh form
t. SSbabby who DLs <4pl8

if you do accessory work and train abs and stabilizers it really doesn't fucking matter how bad your form is, especially not on fucking trap bar. a generally strong and flexible top level athlete like tony is not at any risk of injury from pulling that sort of weight with a rounded back you absolute zilch

>>76767592
How about a wager, my melanin enriched friend?

>>76767765
oh man, someone post that rose namajunas one

>>76767760
Said that he tapped Tito inside of a minute.

Should I stay up to watch prelims or just watch it all tomorrow?

>>76767760
I think Tito was expecting to get called out for a big fight and Chael called out Fedor instead. Not a lip reader but it looks like he says "he's talking about Fedor" at the end.

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>>76767737
>>76767765
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVu-hcNlPJP/

>>76767783
>is not at any risk of injury
citation needed
>you absolute zilch

>>76767814
Watch it all tomorrow. Why blue ball yourself with MMA. Just take it all in tomorrow.

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>>76767783
>it really doesn't fucking matter how bad your form is

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>>76767712
>>76767671

lel he actually posted a new vid with better form

>>76767765
Oh wow.
Topkek at autistic MMA workouts.

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>>76767783
worst post ever made on /heem/

>>76767822
ok here's your citation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39nvYNMyLwk

that's the best deadlifter in human history hitting a world record pull with a rounded as fuck back lol

>>76767543
Mc'gregor's

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>>76767765

>>76767850
>>76767862
neither of you lift

>>76767796
We have nowhere to wage

>>76767867
anecdotal at best, what are you trying to say?

>>76767889
Post guns.

>>76767874
But he could just be using a barbell.

Why.

>>76767889
you definitely don't lift

>>76767867
1 rep max world record attempt isn't a good example of how to deadlift safely for reps, I'd say.

>>76767867
That's going for a record, you idiot. Not constantly in training.

>>76767894
that if you do accessory work your form does not fucking matter. nobody who pulls real weight gives a flying fuck about form, form is only obsessed over by novice lifters who are terrified of the possibility of injury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT3-MiJlBz0

here's an amateur lifter pulling more weight than you ever will in your bum life with absolutely abysmal form

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https://twitter.com/Cody_Nolove/status/879040034493448192
Tonight's real main event cancelled, boys

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>>76767783
>it doesn't even matter how bad your form is

>>76767874
>i REALLY like this machien

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>>76767874

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTnkXKTP7J4

listen for holly at about 10 seconds

Why is Vitor Miranda +260 against Vetorri?

Should Guida really be +260 against Koch as well?

Should Garcia really be +250 against Means? Means is good, don't get me wrong, but he didn't look great with Oliveira on top of him and Garcia has decent top game.

>>76767948
you seem upset? I guarantee I can lift more than you.

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>>76767818
top kek at filename

webm coming up

>>76767983
HISH

>>76767940
>eddie hall
>not constantly in training
unironically being this much of a casual

>>76767948
>not at any risk of injury
are you a doctor?

>>76767812
>>76767817
Thanks.

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>he fell flat on his arse, he fell flat on his fucking arse

what did he mean by this?

dude just do it the wrong way lmao

>>76768019
??
lol, this is why everyone thinks we're retarded

just shut the fuck up retard lol

>>76768032
no i'm just somebody who actually lifts instead of a theorylifting DYEL who thinks the human body is an eggshell that crumples at the slightest lapse in technique

the tl;dr is that tony is a strong guy and for people who are strong FORM. DOES. NOT. MATTER.

>>76768019
He's constantly in training, he doesn't train constantly with a rounded as fuck back, you illiterate.

>>76768074

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76768094
he actually does though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgP9Rv10QWU

>>76768086
you're some goof that pretends he knows something when in fact he just doesn't have people around him to knock some sense into him

fuckin goofs, man

>>76767988
Miranda has to keep it standing and Vettori has decent wrestling and very solid grappling.

Guida really hasn't looked good lately and Koch is still in his prime somewhat.

Garcia likely needs a first round finish since he tends to tire pretty quickly and doesn't have the greatest chin.

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Why is Chael so based?

>>76767469
Conor isn't going to prison for rape, he'll be fine

Good Chael + Ariel post-fight interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECGulP_UAIs

>>76765958
Kek>>76765958

>>76768113
Eddie could score an insane powerlifting score. Potentially a non-drug-tested WR.

>>76768145
Beautiful area.

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>>76767801

BASED zilchGOD workin the dyels HARD

>>76768113
Imagine this guy getting someone in a kimura or arm bar with correct technique + his strength. jesus fucking christ....

>>76768156
He is a spirited Aryan, like Conor.

>>76767874
>>76767918
>>76767957
>>76767962

excuse me but "he" appears to be exercising in the judgement free zone, please check yourselves

>>76768263
how the fuck did she get choked out by claudia?

>>76768263
She punches like Dwight Schrute

>>76768298
Claudia is a solid black belt.

Probably not a good idea to save up money and bet on Cynthia, right?

>>76768312
lol thank you literal jim

>>76768302
kek

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*blocks your path*

>>76768324

My names not Jim

Fedor looked like a goofy grandpa and he's only 2 years older than mitrione, I'm sure he's getting extorted or some shit because he doesn't train properly and doesn't even try to think out a tactic for his fights anymore.. Help me survive this moment bros

>>76768324
My names Jeff

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOIIguB_ocA

crossfit defense training. start watching at 1:20 if you need a good laugh.

>>76768348

Fedora was never good

>>76768263

How did people not realise that she was a can before her fight against Claudia?

>>76768366

>Cant lift 3 plate

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>>76768319

forgot pic

>>76768369
your bait sucks almost as hard as your mom does