/heem/

She's so perfect

>>76770670
That's literally all I could think when I was in New York City too, and I was always in the "nice" part lol.

I don't like big cities so i'm biased, but i mean it's fucking DISGUSTING there

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first for best girl

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>>76770710
joanna best wmma champion

>>76770710
man she looks like an orc and a gobling had hate sex and then the orc got pregnant and she had a daughter that was raised by monkeys in a post-apocalyptic environment

>>76770726
Americans can't really into cities tbf

>>76770748
why is this one cheeto-fingered american so butt-blasted about the schwab

>>76770765
cute for a semi-orc creature tho

>>76770782
cash out right now bud

>>76770765
i bet she'd look real good with a little more weight on her

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>>76770786
i just think schucc posting is funny for sure i dont have a problem with brendon my man

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>>76770761

anyone streaming the hilarity that is that Kader guy wanting to fight Garbrandt?

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>>76770786

Oh I disagree my man

>>76770818
carry on then

>>76770831
>Kader
who?

>>76770807
and lose a tenner? not likely.

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>>76770812
In blue bra is her twin sister

>>76770822
I feel like there's a beam in muh pants

>>76770782
i think you have a winning ticket here, lad. gl

>>76770812
I bet she looks good on the dance (fighting) floor

>>76770812
This! When she retires and puts on some chubb, she'll be a 10.

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>Repeat after me
Dear Lord of MMA

Protect my Queen Maryna Moroz in her fight with Esparza
Protect her beautiful porcelain face
Protect her sculptureast body which the Ukrainian Gods made with their blood and tears and then offered it as a gesture of love to mankind
Make her punches to hit Esparza with the power of Stipe Miocic and the lightning speed of Conor Macgregor
Make her fight like the women in ancient Sparta and her defensive game being made of the Spartan Walls
Make her tenacious or unbending on the ground and her size of a Lion when she bears down on Esparza
Make her float like a butterfly inside the cage and sting like a bee as the Greatest did so
Empty her brain mechanism of any unnecessary thoughts and embattle her mind with fighting strategic plans as Kevin Costner did in "For love of the game".

Raise her hand at the end.

Amen

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I'm disappointed with the amount of newbies here who probably only started watching MMA after McGregor.

Everyone calling Michael Chiesa a mommas boy probably doesn't know he's actually a daddies boy. If you watched his TUF season, he'd remember how neither Cruz or Faber thought much of him during picks, and he learned after the first episode that his father had died. He fought the temptation to go home and be with his family and stayed on the show like his father would've wanted. He was an underdog, and yet he dominated every one of his fights to win TUF, beating Al Iaquinta (who beat Lee) in the finals.

I bet everyone picking Lee doesn't even know about this. If you think Lee will win because he had a better day talking trash you're an idiot. Bants skills have nothing to do with fighting skills, look at Cody. If you're doubting a proven fighter like Chiesa against a Goober-wannabe who never even fought someone in the top 10 before, you don't know shit about MMA.

>>76770782
stop doing drugs (alcohol is a drug)
at the very least stop eating shitty food, once you can afford it start eating healthy
start exercising at least a little

>>76770852
some bodybuilder dude who wants to fight him for some reason. it's probably a joke but i guess he's outside of his gym wanting to fight lol

>>76770889

>do it fore-head

hello I never watched UFC but wanted to try it once but don't know where to watch can you redirect me to some sites? thank you

>>76770894
i don't know who will win, i do know his standup isn't good and he's not a good athlete

>>76770940

ufc.tv

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>>76770854
kek

anyway I feel like there's a decent chance you could win at least one of those two bets so it's probably not too terrible as a bet

>>76770940
start your FREE 7-Day trial over at https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass

>>76770782
pj penn is a can who hasn't won in 10 years rip

>>76770782
go for it man. Just do it. Don't do tommorrow what you can do today. Echale huevos mijo.

>>76770889
>Ukrainian Gods
>Ukrainian

no such thing
>>>/x/

That body building dork who wants to fight Garbrandt is in Sacramento.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5jfFmuse6U

>>76770966
7 years, and he's due

>>76770940
Go on the MMAstreams subreddit. Only thing reddit is good for. You'll almost always at least find one stream that works for you.

Lads how did the Mexican Manlet wreasler hypejob do?

I hope he lost

>>76770710
She really is

>>76770822
The queen of fake liver shot KO's

How many bongs?

>>76770894
He beat both James Vick and Justin Lawrence who were thought to be the eventual winners

The TUF finale to that season was the 1st event I watched on tv

Always will be a fan of Chiesa

>>76770979
>awwww my back hurts too much to fight TJ
>but I'll fight some twitter roidhead in the parking lot

the city of Garbage

>>76771018
23 bings

>>76770863

Goddamn she is qt.

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Just made a shocking discovery. Pic related. These beards can not be a coincidence.

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>>76770863
A lot of jew beaks in pooland

>>76771035
Thanks my dude

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What's your local/countries biggest MMA promotion?

>Aaron Pico knocked out in 23 seconds

AHAHAHAHA so fucking glad when hypejobs that have everything handed to them get beat the shit out of

>>76771065

>knocked out

Even better, he tapped to a fucking guillotine.

>>76771055
dude, why do try so hard to pretend to be from africa? are you also other heem personalities with other proxies?

>>76771065

>20
>babby chin

He has no chance

Post your lowkey boys, for me, it's Tim Means

>>76770782
Stop before it's too late. If you don't have it in you to commit suicide you'll just destroying yourself with substances and be living every moment of your life with ruined internal organs and the inability to do basic things. :^) every minute is at least a mild panic attack and despite being perfect about lifestyle it's too late LOL

link to heem discord?

>>76770889
AMEN

>>76771101
For me, it's Paul Felder.

Lee vs Chiesa is off lads

Lee out with kidney stones

>>76770947
Fake news

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Requesting Tito as the goof image tonight.

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>>76771090

If I was, why would you care?

>BJ Penn is fighting again tonight

Why

>>76771165
nah

>>76771019
I remember Cruz was so sure Lawrence was the best. Was such a satisfying moment when Chiesa knocked him out.

>>76771055
Just googled Puero rico mma and found a Tristar affiliate close to my home

This is a sign

>>76771193
was worth a try

post the goddamn fedor cross counter webm slave.

Where's the free live stream of the event?

>>76771213

Rare

I kek'd so hard when Aaron Pico got steam rolled in under a minute. What made me kek even harder was during the post fight press conference he said "I know I have the better skill set, I just had a bad night"

What a delusional over hyped donkey xD

>>76771223
I have no idea where Aruba is. Was Aruba ever conquered by your empire senpai?

KADER IS OUTSIDE OF THE GYM RIGHT NOW

WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE FIREWORKS HERE FOLKS

>>76771265
Without using the internet, I think it's a Caribbean island. I knew a lot of normies who always wanted to go there because it was a favorite place of characters from the tv show Friends.

>>76771310

link

>>76771321
Look at SwallowKing's insta

>>76771311
wtf, i've never heard it mentioned in Friends

>>76771265
It's a Dutch overseas department right off the coast of Venezuela

Apparently Kader went into the gym and it was a set-up for him to get jumped so he ran out and took off.

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>>76770998
eat these toes bitch

>>76771343

look up the words to kokomo by the beach boys sometime

>>76771364
You mean he was confronted by the first amateur hobbit in the TAM shire and he ran off like the little makeup wearing faggot that he is

>>76771385
Whatever you say, Justin.

ARUBA, JAMAICA, OOH I WANNA TAKE YA

>>76771382
That has nothing to do with Friends either

>>76771390
Wtf I didn't know famous celebs like Kader posted on heem!

>>76771381
No followup punches. Her fights are worked

>>76771399
Good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuCYXrQpxC0

Full encounter

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>>76771415
it's called a Walkoff KO

Alright boys fight pass prelims are starting. I think this is gonna be an exciting card

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Fights starting

>>76770782
Ehh, so you got wasted and pissed away ten bucks. Not the end of the world.

havent been on heem since thursday someone post fedor getting KOed and give me an update on the autism levels

>>76771444
Japanese are known to setup fixed fights for financial purposes. Highly marketable good looking female fighter, every kos a liver shot with no followup. You will not convince me otherwise

>>76771459
>not checking the archive if you miss a fight card

MANY MEN
A
N
Y

M
E
N

is there a SINGLE (s i n g l e (1 (o n e))) fight on the entire card tonight outside of the ME that's relevant to the 135+ rankings or features an interesting prospect?

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Lads it seems abaolutely dead in here considering theres a nice fight night card on right now

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>>76771471
You wouldn't know a fixed fight if it tripped over your dick lel

>>76771498
Horcher/Powell
Christensen/Reyes
Means/Garcia

>>76771517

>someone actually saved that shoop i made

feels good to be a shitposter

>>76771519
>fanged mouthguard
why am i so aroused by this

>>76771517
card sucks thats why

>Literal neckbeard

>>76771535
the Arlovski effect

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ima go to sleep now when I wake up Bigg Rigg will have send boetsch to the hospitale

>>76771524
horcher sucks. powell is gonna have CTE by 30. the other two mite b gud for the violence aspect

>>76771564

is Large Piggo a good fighter?

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>76771575
Gargantuan Boar is pretty good

>>76771529
You should really add Koksal Baba running with a butcher knife

intredasting

I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Donkey Kong punch kek

What the fuck

NECKBEARD UPRISING

>standing hammerfist

Already better than the entire Smellaturd card!

>Neckbeard

Is he officially /ourguy/?

BASED NECKBEARD

Reminds me of lellator yesterday tbqh

>>76771519
has she done porn yet?

>>76771444
walkoff strawweight liver shot lmao

>>76771629

>sam alvey
>our guy

This isn't reddit, goof.

>>76771609
except good

>>76771601
are you crazy? the Bellator card was meme magic
>broken ankle
>Gracie uprising 8.0
>double KD
>hype train smitten before it left the station by a man of God
>corny Chael shit
>SBG Ireland establishing its superiority

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Claiming my boy

>>76771624
RENA is not for lewd

>>76771629
>snacksandhoes

we've longed for your return brother

>>76771639
For sure my man totally not fixed

>>76771660
this should be her walkout song if you know what I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLeRX3-ZzY

>>76771519
literally looks like every other japanese man or woman no offense

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>>76771691
>you have to be big for body shots to be effective
tell me more my guy

>>76771726
JJ was able to finish Letourneau with body shots, but they required follow up blows as Valerie gave up

>>76771766
Letourneau wasn't finished by JJ, it was Calderwood. She literally turned away and then collapsed after eating a clean crescent kick.

evens:go to bed
odds:stay up for fricking chiesa lee

>>76771726
>posts a webm of men

Keep trying

>>76771783
feel u man.

idk about this card, it's 1 am atm and not sure if i wanna do a all nighter tonight. do want to see bigg rigg lose, tho.

>>76771783
do over

it's almost 6 pm here i'm going to sleep wake me up when there is a decent mma card

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>>76771647
>hurr muh meeemz

Graduate middle school before you post here again

>>76771799
okay okay Dana, geez

I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER
THAT'S THE GRIZZLY

>>76771808
Hope you enjoyed your nap, a good card is starting right now!

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anybody else gonna be making webms?

>>76771814
>durrrrr im supa serious mma fan!!!

>>>/r/mma

>>76771814
>taking 4chan seriously
graduate autism bef-
wait nvm u gucci

>>76771793
body shots are body shots, my casual friend.

>>76771832
that's nasty lad
I might do it, at least for the exclusive prelims

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>>76770863
my weakness for petite stacked chicks is almost as strong as my weakness for the thiccness

>>76771832
LOCK UP YOUR CHEESEBURGERS

>>76771844
Body shot from a 115 lb women = a body shot from mark hunt? New level of retard lad

>>76771883
Yes.

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>>76771881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

>>76771883
It's all about application of force to the right spot, weight has nothing to do with it, you're reaching hard to justify your anti-JMMA stances and talking boolshit

GET ON WITH IT

>>76771832

a level athletes

>>76771942

TV cards are cancer because of this half hour delay shit every time there's an early finish.

>>76771942
no shit eh

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>yfw when Chiesa chokes Lee unconscious and yells "MOMMA SAID CHOKE YOU OUT" at his body

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posting heems

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this guy looks like a more aesthetic cody desu

>watching the FP prelims on my legitimate FP stream
>it's buffering more than many illegal streams

This shit is a joke, literally only useful as a fight archive.

>>76771909
you can generate a lot of power with fast twitch/technique/body control, but more weight behind that technique = drastic increase in force

>>76770782
are you the guy that fucked his life savings?

>>76771782
jojo ye mistyped. point still stands

>>76771983
must be your internet bud

>>76771983
its just you. your isp is throttling you because canada is a shit hole

Does anyone have that picture of Urijah Faber's ass crack hanging out and his face photoshopped on to his back? Asking for a friend

>>76770677
I want to hold her down and tickle her

>>76771983
Have you tried using a VPN?

Decent scrap coming up

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>>76772019

>>76772046

So far I've been too lazy to figure it out.

>>76772056
>scrap
literally cringed

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tale of the tape

>>76770782
bj pen will not win, cash that shit out right now. Moroz could win since esparza is trash

>>76772058
Lol not that one. It was during the Cruz fight its his ass

>>76772067

Virtually identical.

>>76772064
zilch

49-1

>>76771993
RENA's body attacks are probably nastier, she has more kickboxing pedigree than Calderwood and still competes as a shootboxer

Why doesnt he just knock him out

>>76772068
>trash
she beat rose and tecia though

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>>76772019
no but i have this image of conor telling urijah to be a ring girl

Case is faster

martin gonna get the heem if it keeps going like this

Case is outclassing him.

SLOPPY BANGER YEH

>>76772151
toiming beace speed

Why doesnt Martin move his head?

Martin is pretty big LW desu.

10-9 Case on activity

BREAKING

>Fitness dork appears at Cody's gym
>He is live streaming on Instagram
>Bad mouthing Cody and playing hard man in front of audience
>Someone at the gym called Cody who had driven to the other TAM gym to look for fitness dork.
>Cody and Danny Castillo arrive at the gym in front of which Shallow King is streaming
>Shallow King talking shit on stream suddenly muffled voices in the background, supposedly Castillo's
>The retard suddenly pauses his stream and fucks off
>Cody and Castillo chasing the guy through Sacramento and end in a Starbucks.

Martin will drop him in 2nd, believe you me.

dece fight

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>>76772073
I don't have that pic but I do have this

>>76772178
yep

10-9 Case IMO

>>76772189
good lad

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question: what is the woman doing in this photo? Like what is her job?

>>76772219

Makes sure they dont inject him with roids between rounds

>>76772094
Rena wouldnt hang with anyone in the ufc. Shes only beaten literal whos via fixed liver shots.

>>76772219
making sure his coaches don't steal ice

>>76772233
The rare triple double

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>>76772233

Tony Martin isnt very smart is he

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SWANGIN AND BANGIN

Boyesque is Martin in his smacktalk.

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CYNTHIA UNIRONICALLY HAS BIGGER TITS THAN TUSS FUCKING LMAO
a 115 elite athlete has bigger tits than a 200+lb land whale
CANADA BTFO

sick bantz
great fight

>>76772267
On behalf of most Leafs, tuss is gross. Only that one sperg spams her

loving this fight

19-19

I think martin hurt his right hand

Why is /heem/ almost always the most active thread?

19-19

This is a beautiful fight.

19-19, great fight so far. This card has a ton of potential.

damn this is a good fight

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>ywn see Northcutt vs Pico in your lifetime

>>76772292
There are a lot of fights to talk about. NBA, NHL, NFL are on offseason.

best scrap I've seen in a while

19-19

10-9 Martin

Probably 19-19 but maybe 20-18 Martin.

>>76772238
What is this retard blabbering about now?

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This fight is lowkey spicy. I like these guys

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>>76772292
/heem/ is love, /heem/ is life.

ufc > bellator

>>76772267
mine are bigger than both literally

>>76772219
The official title is athletic inspector I think. They keep an eye out for glove tampering, greasing, etc. No shortage of rules you can break in the corner.

>>76772323
that's a small home

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SWANGIN' AND BANGIN'
STANDIN' AND LANDIN'
CUTTIN' AND STRUTTIN'

>>76772331
your gut weighs more than cynthia too

I'd KO both these bums

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spicy

>>76772372
i'm skinny af otherwise it was the antipsychotic drugs lol

case is asking for a headkick

Case either has a titanium chin or Martin can't hit for shit. I'm thinking it's the latter at this point

29-28 Martin

Big round of applause

29-28 martin

did he tap?

>>76772267
>athlete

>>76772323
I wish Adan had never pointed out that fucking tile, I can't not see it

30-28 Martin

29-28 Martin for me, he seems to have sorted his gas tank issues and can break the top 15 soon enough IMO.

Super spicy fight overall.

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>>76772413
Just like Stipe

>>76772393
he kept dipping down with his chin out while throwing the hook, if martin timed it better he could've heemed him stiff

>>76772413
That's what I thought too. Would like to see replay.

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martin's got this although i could see the judges fucking this up

>>76772188
is this true lol

just
link
me
up
senpai

what are you guys watching?

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>>76772415

>>76772438
ufc.tv

>I feel like that was another Fight of the Night performance from him

Classy way to ask for the bonus.

>>76772438
http://ripple.is/mma/482-ufc-fight-night-chiesa-vs-lee

Here's to you my Irish brother. My grandma is from Belfast :)

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>>76772439

>>76772438
http://firstsrowsports.com/boxing/ufc-fight-night-early-prelims-rer1105a27?l=1280627385

>>76771883
yes, when the body shot form a 115 lb woman is applied on another 115 lb woman you moron

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>>76772413
let's see

why hasnt he thanked god?

>>76772459
LOW-KEY LESSGO

He actually did tap.

>>76772466
Brainlet unbeliever desu

Man Cruz with Anik is so much better when rogan is not there. Three people is just too much imo.

>>76772463
looks like he almost taps right at the end

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>"any fighter you'd like to fight?"
>ah nope I'll fight anybody I'm here to fight

how many bings till lee gets his face smashed in?

give him Diego Sanchez aka the top 15 gatekeeper

>>76772435
stop posting the same girl dude godamn

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>>76772478
cruz is just really good desu

lee is such a conor copycat

>>76772484
It should be at least a month or two before he gets anyone in the top 5 senpai

>>76772463
ehh...would need to see another angle. looked like his hand hit martin's thigh once, but it's hard to tell from the top.

Why isnt Al Iaquinta fighting this month?

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>>76772480
I like how Anik and Stann always insist during every post fight interview, puts a little more pressure on the fighters to say something relevant and interesting

is anyone in discord?

>>76772507
he 'retired'

>>76772507
you expect used cars to sell themselves m8?

>>76772507
he sold a house

>>76772479
That's Case's glove. Martin was holding on the entire time

>>76772514
snackz & hoezzzzzzzz

>>76772514
can you just stop posting these pictures. its not a tradition. its just you. we have events week in and out without these shitty pics

>>76772499
>>76772501

Another cringeworthy shittalker. Is it too much to learn some good lines before hand?

>>76772536
>>76772514
This. fuck off already.

>>76772480
like cruz said, if you don't care about who you want to fight how do you expect the fans to care

>>76772528
what did you mean by this

>>76772528
oh i c

>pico lost
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

STATE OF COKER

Lots of Prodigy this weekend

>>76772536
>>76772542

t. aspie losers

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>ufc debut
>32 years old

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I could heem literally ANYONE in this thread right now... so pipe down

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>>76772562

>>76772462
So a body shot from a 115 woman is equal to the body shot of mark hunt as long as its on another 115 pound woman. Topping his level of retard you mong

Should be a good fight. Both guys looking to make an impression and they're on big win streaks.

>>76772507
He took some time off to focus on his drinking

>>76772552

pico is a fucking BUM

>>76772579
cm punk literally looked better

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>>76772514
i finally get it
this is some mkultra stuff right here
getting brainwased into eating and trying to fuk some bitches
keep up the good work laddeh

FLASH

>discovered on looking for a fight

is he a Sage or a Mickey?

>>76772462
No wonder Greece is a 3rd world shithole

>male fighter with a c-section scar

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>>76772562
>32 years old

Try 35 year old woman

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where my /fanzants/ at?

JUST A MAAAAAAAAAN

WITH A MAN'S COURAGE

>>76772552
I don't understand in what universe does it make sense to have someone debut against an 8-2 fighter.

Puts into perspective 1-0 Lesnar fought former UFC champion Frank Mir in his UFC debut. There are certain things you learn from actually being in a fight that you can't train for.

>Drug use battle

>>76772601
Thank you Mr. Coker for this product!

>change proxy and start shit posting as another created personality
fuck man. your life must be sad

>>76772601
Did she show her ass at all at the weigh ins my man?

My brother is friends with this kid.

CORAL SPRINGS REPRESENT

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*lights up a joint*

*passes it down*

here you go bud

>Coral Gables, Florida

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Do fighters always hug this much on prelims?

>>76772600
>what is an appendectomy?

>>76772603


how much for gfe package

>>76772601
how old is the dyke she fought?

>>76772618
report and ignore

>>76772629
>not having it pulled through your belly button
what fucking century is this?

>>76772618
I wish we could help him

>>76772574
>>76772599
equal in relation to your opponent, even a kid can knock out another kid

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taleofthetape

Kieth "no nonsense" peterson

The absolute madman