/afl/ Round 14

>>76689678
>essendope

uhh

>>76689678
Really good use of meme well done but that game is tomorrow at a different oval whoops

Is it in Gil's narrative to have hawthorne beat adelaide tonight in a close one?

>walks in
>it's another leejun is more obsessed with me than AFL general

Lame. I might come back on later to provide tips/predictions if anyone other than leejun is posting in this shitty thread. Righy now I'm doing something much more worthwhile - playing board games with my daughter. Peace

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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>>76689808
what the fuck have I done

Degen anons, what's the best bet for tonight's game?

>>76690381
Go for the line + total double lad

Adelaide -51.5 + Total under 190.5

Paying about 3.8:1 Adelaide will belt Hawthorne and keep them off the board, Adelaide 125 Hawthorne 60 finish

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swans or dees lads

Pretty excited about AFLX lads.

>>76689678

Christ, the fucking incompetence on display here. /afl/ has become an absolute joke. After the run of pointless midweek generals, it gets backed up by this mongo of a fuckup? Imagine being OP right now, I'd literally kill myself to avoid this ongoing embarrassment.

>>76690563
Go play with your imaginary daughter lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJqTeEhLcac

>>76689678
>try to insult Reality God
>completely fuck up making the thread
Such is the fate of those who insult Royalty Christ.

>>76689678
ELITE OP, got in a day early Cunt to ensure maximum wog rage from Pooality Check, good lad.

>>76690563
>>76690695
trip on faggot

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an auspicious lunch guest today.

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>>76690680
I still laugh when he barges into Andrew Mackie and those sluts talking. Straight BT autism and I love it

>>76690961
is it possible to get friendly with crows?

I see them around the neighborhood and I want to be bros with them

>>76690961
quoth the raven "Crows by 4"

>>76690982
>is it possible to get friendly with crows?
yes. I don't have the screencap of it but an anon ages back wrote a story of how he bored going to work every day and there were 2 groups of crows on either side of the path to his building, one of the groups he'd shoo away and throw stuff at, the other group he would feed and be kid too, long story short the 2 groups ended up fighting to the death and his mates won then followed him through the doors into the maccas near his work.

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who /dabloos/ here?

>>76690982
yeah they recognize people by face so you could be bros. I read a study where a guy wore a skull mask and scared crows away on his uni campus and they recognized the mask every time, he turned it upside down and wore it and they didn't give a fuck until one crow was banking and was nearly upside down, recognized the face and told the other crows it was the same cunt

>people pay universities to do this

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I'm gonna be rich lads

>ST KILDA chief executive Matt Finnis has publicly condemned Sam Newman's comments on Channel Nine on Wednesday night about transgender people.
When are we going to fold this shit club?

>>76691018
Rather them spend money on crow research than boong studies if I'm honest

>>76691037
good point

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>76689678
I literally feel as if I have been defamed by this post. Good job m8

>>76689678
>bloods v essendope at adelaide oval
I bet you were so eager to make this thread and post your funny little exposed meme picture that you didn't even proofread your post. I bet you closed your browser and started furiously pacing about your room at the realisation of your error. You dumb cunt.

>>76691076
Trip on

>>76691076
>started furiously pacing about your room (caravan)
that's the only exercise you get you autistic wog. trip on

Please cease usage of the word 'autism'.

please cease to samefag with your trip off autist

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>RC is renowned for getting everything wrong
>point out that something is wrong and get called RC

Really gets the meninges moving

Please cease bullying the wog

>>76691162
PUT YOUR FUCKING TRIP ON

>>76691162
>being sympathetic to fake RC
>ever
trip on faggot

kek OP is SEEEEEEETHING, constantly btfo in life and soon death.

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>be a self-proclaimed advertising and media "expert"
>start a tipping twatter for some dumb reason
>get overtaken by /pol/turd posts within 2 weeks
>get out tipped by a (possibly imaginary) burger named Tristain
>no tweets in 4 (FOUR) weeks such is your lack of conviction and drive to do anything with your "life"

The absolute STATE (not State Of Origin because you fucked that up too) of Pooality Chunk

Silent Majority wins again, it's getting boring teebeehaight

>>76691197
ELITE post

Thursday Night Football should cease to be.

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

At opening day for Cars 3 lads
Will it be more disappointing than tonight's game

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>I use periods at the end of my posts that consist of a single sentence.

Finally back to 9 games per week. 1 game on sunday was doing my head in

>>76691035
It's embarrassing and I fucking hate it.

>>76691215

Blame the NRL fags who are desperately trying to get us Big Strong South Australians to notice their sport on Saturday. Hope they hose the place down afterwards.

>scan this thread
The plebocracy is becoming more embarassing each day, which furthers my beleif that attitudes towards me have a correlation with an individual's quality of life.

I never post without donning the trip. But looking at posts like these
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>>76691132
>>76691079
It looks as though the plebocrats are hell bent on giving me a false reputation.

These same sad 3-4 individuals don't have a job, they don't have a partner and they don't have any idea about AFL beyond the basic rules.

Perhaps /r9k/ ia more up your alley, leejun. The Silent Majority doesn't want you here shitting up the community anymore.

Adelaide by 70.

Please cease to not have a life.

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>>76691343
you're gonna have to speak simpler lad, double negatives are too complex for the wog's brain to handle

>>76691343
"Please cease to not have a life"

Excellent advice for the leejunaires. They should get off the computer and go meet some real friends.

Reality CHRIST on tipgod watch

Please halt the replies to yourself.

Hi

>calls himself Reality Christ as a term of endearment
>subscribes to the the church of Satan in his aborted narrative
dios mio this wog is all over the shop

I would seriously like to know how many people who hate me have ever had sex before. Sex as in real sex that was consensual and not paid for.

As someone with an active sex life who is also a very average person, you using that as any metric of a person's worth makes me question many things about you. But then realise it's pointless due to you literally being a pathological liar. So I'll just presume the worst.

>can't tip sports
>can't tip canoes
>can't find a rafter strong enough for the noose

Honestly think the Roaches are going to win tonight, lads.

With the devastating news of star recruit, O'Meara, being out for the season, they're going to put it all on the line and win it for him.

Hawks by 34.

Please cease behaving like a little child.

>>76691466
>being spurred to a win over a possible flag contender because of some legless kid who has played 2 games
nah mate

>>76691483
>some legless kid who has played 2 games
Genuine star of the next decade. Highest paid player on their list, etc.

It'd be like if Tom Boyd went down for the Bulldogs. They got over the line for Murphy, they'd do the same for Boyd.

>>76691457
>you using that as any metric of a person's worth

As someone who has been having sex since the age of 15, I don't. But studies show that male virgins do, especially the older they get. That's how I was able to flush out these guys who have never dipped their little biscuit.
>>76691460
>>76691468
I think you are genuine. You probably do have an active sex life, but it also sounds like you've never fucked any girl that was objectively hot or hadreally good rhythm. And for that my friend, I pity you.

>>76691494
>Genuine star of the next decade
not a chance, I'd be surprised if he can even string together 30 games in a row. Like the Hawks said, he has no problem with training loads but when they try and push him to match levels at 90% effort and above he's fucked. It's sad that so much talent and fitness in one body can be destroyed by that body but O'Meara is just another Morabito.

AFL needs more players of colour

>>76691520
>Morabito
Who?

I'm looking forward to the revelation that you have also have extensive training in psychological examination to go along with you 15 years of biological studies.

I love how easily shook you are. Can't defend, can only attack. Absolutely no nuance, doesn't even try to address the fact that your entire being is false. I'm guessing you're early twenties, and the notion of having achieved nothing with your life beyond a gap year to literally the closest international destination possible is starting to eat at you.

>>76691545
fucking casuals

>>76691545
exactly.

>>76691552
I'm sorry I insulted your girlfriend's looks but I didn't mean it that way. I'm sure she's a nice girl mate.

Had to google the guy. He looks like fucking Zip the Pinhead.

>>76691353
>port smashed

DELETE THIS

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>>76691598
>being a Poort fan
delet yourself my man

Absolutely seething about the media completely misleading people on Pauline Hanson's comments on people with autism.

>>76691610
>caring about MSM
lad

>>76691610
stop watching marxist programming stations

wouldn't mind if Putin annexed Australia t b h

>>76691552
He didn't actually go there, it got proven that it was a proxy.

>>76691610
>Hating on Autists
>On 4chan
1/10.

>>76691610
Autism exists on a spectrum. Segregation isnt the answer lad.

One of my biggest fears in life is that I am actually autistic or impaired in some way and all my friends know and are just my carers.

>>76691671
To be fair if low functioning ones are put in general classrooms then it just drags everyone down.

Crows by 135 lads.

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>>76691700
exactly. I shudder to think what happened to Straffo's classmates

CROWS EXPOSED

>adelaide
Fucks sake

>called advantage when it looked like a goal would bounce over his head
kek umps have clocked in early tonight

Reminder that I predicted Charlie Cameron would take his game to another level this year.

>hawthorne paying 80:1 +40

why didn't i put ten on, i mean hawthorne probably get fucking blacked but god

>>76691774
Brisbane must be pretty happy.

>>76691778
Based ITK

https://www.triplem.com.au/sport/afl/news/st-kilda-release-official-statement-over-last-night-s-footy-show?station=limestonecoast
Based fossil

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I don't really care who wins tonight but Adelaide losing plus listening to 5AA sperg out in the rain here would be max comfy

Anyone have a stream that doesn't like like it's being filmed on a potato?

>>76691836
look like, even

>"good tackle"
>ump calls high
>"well that was obviously a high tackle"
Good to see them being held accountable.

>>76691836
http://www.vipleague.co/aussie-rules/453544/1/adelaide-crows-vs-hawthorn-hawks-live-stream-online.html

Looks like umps are playing for hawks tonight

>>76691610
This tbqhwyf

>>76691803
That guy just sitting there over the edge is very uncomfortable viewing.
Any idea what country that is from?

It's amusing to see all these older "warriors" become dog cunts when their body's can't keep up anymore. Selwood, Hodge etc.

umpiring has been awful tonight. This is what happens when the AFL hires matchfixers instead of people who care about the game

>put $100 I cant afford to lose on crows +40

You have to be shitting me adelaide

>>76691895
Hodge has always been a dog cunt who's never been physically up to the game.

>>76691886
Did a quick search and apparently it's an advert for a Hong Kong cinema/ticket agent and the logo is on the guy's popcorn.

>>76691911
don't worry mate. Sloane will break the tag soon and they will start lowering their eyes outside 50

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>>76691916
true but he's never been this overt or cranky as far as I've seen, maybe that Lite'n'Easy diet has left him under carbed and cranky

>>76691911
>Betting money you can't afford to lose
Literally why

>>76691916
t. assblasted cats fan

>>76691911
It's alright anon, Adelaide are slow starters, she'll be right fellow gamble anon.

>>76691932
>asking stupid questions

>>76691934
I wish, might have seen some success in the last decade if I was. Just don't like pricks who build their career around gut punching blokes behind play being held up as MUH COURAGEOUS LEADER.

>>76691911
>He's not on >>76691029
Tears m8, Pies win just to support the Buckley narrative btw

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>>76691610

>>76691953
Yeah I agree that meme is a bit shitty, but Hodge isn't without talent and he's a great leader. He went up to Based Lloyd at Essendon's training the week after the 09 game with some teammates and apologized for the way they carried on like sooks.

>had an Aspie meltdown on Tuesday brought on by personal shit
>punched a bunch of holes in the walls
>knocked my mums laptop off the coffee table and fucked the screen up
>I feel like shit
>mums fed up with my shit, won't talk to me and doesn't love me anymore
>I wish I wasn't born with this shitty fucking disease

Pls win Crows, I need something good atm

"Eddie's pocket"

>it's an "Eddie can't kick a goal from his own pocket" episode

>>76691932
Well look I can afford it its just a hit I dont need .

There arent many sure things but crows smashing them should be one of the surest things this season

>>76692034
>being un-hinged and autistic
>being a crowbot fan
checks out

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>>76692051
Please don't bully me mate

>>76692060
Only if you stop being such a cunt to your mum.

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>>76692047
>There aren't many sure things but
>but
you are a bookie's wet dream lad. I don't want to get all holier than thou on you but if you want to make money betting steer clear of ALL the big leagues unless you have intimate, almost insider knowledge that would give you an edge.

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>>76692070
I didn't mean it. When my meltdowns happens I can't control myself and I'm just on autopilot watching my self turn into a monster. It scares the fuck out of me and I hate it.

>>76692060
>>76692081
now you know how your mum feels faggot

>>76692060
>>76692081
posting sad pepe's thinking >we will give you sympathy is fucking pathetic mate, get over yourself and channel your anger into something productive or will benefit yourself, even if that means getting the shit beaten out of you for 3 months in a martial arts class until you get calm

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>>76692086
I'm sorry. I want to be normal. Fuck Aspergers.

>Punching le gingerman

Are the Hawks back to being premiership contenders?

>>76692140
They're back to being premiership pretenders

>>76692140
"no"

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What did they mean by this

>>76692170
what kinda fag highlights adjusting your junk/Skins?

>>76691911
At least you can cashout for like $90 now anon.

But you won't : ^)

>travis cloke out with a mental issue
probably realized the dogs meme premiership was rigged and he wasn't going to be part of a dynasty after all

>>76692060
I'm here for you dude. As the other anon said have you tried channelling your energy towards something else like martial arts?

Hawks are going to lose by 100+ from here. They really looked a chance early on as well.

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>tom mitchell 4 kicks 15 hand balls

>>76692277
Don't have the money for martial arts lessons and I'm 116 kg. Too fat.

Hawthorn working themselves into a shoot

Reminder that every incorrect Reality Check tip occurs because Gillon McLachlan reads /afl/ to find out what Reality Check tips and hastily contacts the coaches of select matches in order to change the narrative.

>>76692295
Cutting them apart though. Meanwhile Sloane has done bugger all.

>>76692299
>and I'm 116 kg
so what? the place I started at gave me a 1 week free trial for all classes to see if I liked it, I'm 116kg and I got laid last month with a girl I found attractive, stop buying into the "woe is me" victim mentality mate. I'm a fat cunt, on 4chins telling you that you can do better. Do it.

>>76692320
Reminder that Reality Check is such a fucking stupid wog he tips one team, complains of rigged when they lose and doesn't put money on the opposite team becuase of "muh Gil rigged against me"
tip on fake RC you pathetic ding

> still butthurt about the doggies winning the premiership

classic real tip pleb

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>>76692350
one of the greatest days of shitposting I've been privy to enjoy lad

Yep, Gil has 100% rigged this to keep the margin under 40

He's turning this sport into a farce

>>76692359
trip on faggot

>that kick by lever
Absolutely pathetic. Gil really needs to hire better actors.

>be Gil
>be able to completely script the league with just a few calls
>Saturday night
>Iggs are playing Dees
>you've been pulling all-nighters to write a complex script that will give the Dees a close, miraculous win
>it's all part of your "Dees finally make the finals" narrative that you're setting up in order to give them a Bulldogs-level drought-breaking premiership.
>the memo has been sent to Adam Simpson and Simon Goodwin and the players are up to speed with it
>it's still an hour before the match and you're in your special 5-star CEO's box
>you're sipping a shaken martini and watching the big buc- I mean, crowd roll in
>"Sir! This just came over the net!"
>your secretary rushes in and flings a piece of paper next to your martini
>you snatch it and look over it
>it's another /afl/ thread screencap
>a post is circled in a faded red
>your eyes lock onto the dreaded name
>the name of the imbecile who keeps interfering with your multi-million dollar scheme
>Reality Check
>"Tipping the Dees in a "close one", but this game has the potential to be rigged."
>your eyes widen
>"GET ME ADAM AND SIMON ON THE LINE RIGHT NOW!" you scream
>a red alert sounds in the box
>you're on the phone with both coaches in seconds
>"CHANGE OF PLAN! THE EAGLES NEED TO WIN. IN A BLOWOUT!"
>"Gil, there's no time for this! The players are already conditioned to win!"
>"SIMON, THERE IS NO FUCKING TIME! MAKE THEM PLAY FUCKING DEAD!"
>a few hours later, your hasty retreat pays off as the Iggs put 28 goals past a dead Dees lineup
>you pinch the bridge of your nose and open 4chan on your phone
>you click on /afl/ and scroll down
>Reality Check
>"I fucking told all of you this would be rigged. You should know by now that if I call a game rigged, it's a test. I just pocketed another $2000 and all of it's going to the church."
>you let out a relieved sigh as his damage control soothes you
>just before you leave, you make sure to leave a post in the thread
>"Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch"

>>76692392
ELITE post

>>76692332
The money is still an issue. Tight budget.

>special 5-star CEO's box
>at Domain

>I just pocketed another $2000 and all of it's going to the church
>the church of Satan

typical fake RC abortion story, can't pay attention to the details

>>76692419
Trip the fuck on RC

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>>76692392
GOOD post

>>76692392
Based

Cashed out my Adelaide +40 at halftime and got a 42.5 line on Hawthorne

Feelsgoodman

>>76692416
All I'm reading is fucking excuses mate. Can you walk? Go walk around your block instead of shitpost.

Do you have a job? Save up and buy a brand new $650 Giant ATX-1 all purpose bike. Running at your weight will do more harm than good, cycling is king for weight loss.

I'm not being mean to you because it's fun, i'm being real because that's how I wish someone would have talked to me. Nobody will give you sympathy or a free ride because you think they should see that your life is hard, everybody is fighting a battle you know nothing about, do what's best for you, fucking do ANYTHING mate.

What the fuck Adelaide

>>76692424
don't you dare compare me to that failed abortion again lad

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>It's another close one where the underdogs were at massive odds

>>76692451
I don't have a job and I have no money. I'll probably be getting kicked out soon because of my latest meltdown

who else here looking forward to /cric/ season?

>>76692485
>I don't have a job
get one. I work with absolute retards and I guarantee if you can post here without getting triggered by legit retards like faggot RC you can hold a menial job. I don't care where you are and neither should you, you should care where you are going and where you want to go. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and fucking do something, people aren't going to be your emotional tampons get your head out of your ass and at the very least, try something. I know you can walk because you didn't say anything, walk around the block and listen to music, then do it 2 times the next day, 3 times the next until you get bored and want to buy a bike. You might think I hate you, I don't lad, because you are me.

>>76692501
gunt bead thad daste XDDDDD

>>76692501
Fuck off Zerobese

We all want the Hawks to win, right?

>>76692501
>Implying they still won't be on strike

It'll be a draw.

>>76690994
>quoth the raven "Crows by 4"

we got a wizard ITT lads

the STATE of RC right now

I want to be Aliir'd

>>76692582
proxy off, trip on faggot

DRAW INCOMING

REV UP THE UMPBALL

Barely even made the distance at 40m out, embarrassing

>ball clearly passed the goal post but didn't pass the padding
Oh shit, what do the rules say?

>Ball was on the goal line
>Hand was behind it
Surely a goal?

This game is rigged.

Adelaide are fucking dreadful. Why couldnt they play like this against the Saints

hope Hawks win after that bullshit jewball

>adelaide chokes

How salty is 5AA going to be?

Rev up 5aa lads

Rip everyones perfect tips for the week.

2 quick crows goal for a "scintillating" win. calling it now

Watching this is starting to make me believe RC when he says that Gill rigs the matches

Getting pretty tired of these AFL players thinking their mental health is a valid reason to sit out of playing when they're getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Soldiers in WWII weren't allowed to sit out because of their precious little feelings.

Hamish (Gil's brother) literally just said 'leejun' instead of 'lead is now'

>12.1.1 Subject to Law 12.2, a Goal is scored when the football is Kicked completely over the Goal Line by a Player of the attacking Team without being touched by any other Player, even if the football first touches the ground.
Law 12.2 is just signalling and reviews and shit.
>12.2.1 (a) in the case of the football passing over the Goal or Behind Line, or touching or passing over the goal post, or touching padding or any other attachment to the goal post, the field Umpire signals ‘All Clear’;
Everybody knows that the goal posts are the width of the goal line, right? If the ball passed the posts but is touched before it passes the padding, shouldn't that count as a goal?

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>>76692679
filename related

>>76692679
Yeah it's a bit dumb.
>waaaah I earn $600,000 a year but I feel sad ;( please feel sorry for me

>>76692679
Lol dropkick

can't fucking stand gillon's brother. want to kill the fucking annoying cunt.

>>76692640
>inb4 Adelaide wins and suddenly it's no longer rigged
Kill yourself, Reality Cunt

Looks like Roughy has spread his cancer to the Adelaide team

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Mfw

>>76692679
"Buddy cracked the sads" is much better from a PR perspective than "Buddy needs to get his nose repaired and hasn't slept in weeks."
>mental health
is just an easy out for clubs now it's seen as okay.

Fuck this

>cash out on my +40 adelaide bet at half time for 10% loss
>recycle it all on to hawthorne line at +31.5
>free money?

kek wtf?

could bruce suck off hawthorn any more?

fair dinkum

TEST
E
S
T

RC on tipGOD watch

>Hawks were @8

>>76692732
How much did you get away with?

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Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch

CAN'T
TIP
A
CANOE

>>76692706
Did you hear that comment?

"who's writing the scripts this year?"

Yes Hame, who could it possibly be?

>>76692679
>comparing sports entertainment to legitimate wartime
millennial faggot please go

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REV UP THAT 5AA

How much were the hawks head-to-head before the game?

>>76691911
RIP.

>>76692746
$100 on radelaide +40 to start

Cashed out HT when adelaide up 18 for $90

Recycle $90 on the line on hawks at 1.92:1

$172 pay out, free $70 profit.

>>76692764
Based

>"They are too pig headed to change"
Rowie going off for the D'agostino scoreboard

>Hawks are going to make the finals
The middle tier teams are pathetic.

Reality Cunt's damage control on 50 canoe replies watch

Few big upsets this year
Hawks v Adelaide
Carlton v GWS
Brisbane v Fremantle
Gold Coast v Geelong
North v Adelaide

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ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY

Who Shitley Poomority here?

I want to BLANK your brains out

Out of all the rigged games so far this was by far the most blatant I have seen.

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76692813

>>76692799
>Brisbane v Fremantle
>big upset
If you couldn't see that coming you haven't been paying attention.

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>5aa taking callers

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>>76691466
For O'Meara!

>>76692825
I'm a Lions support m8, let me have this one please

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>>76692813
>>76692813

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>>76692838
So am I mate. Shame on you for doubting ZorkGOD.

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>this season

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>>76692843
just improved it sorry

>>76692813
It's interesting, mostly we see games rigged by umps (23-15 in favour of crows tonight so not this game) but I genuinely believe this was rigged from inside the Adelaide coaching box. They had all the momentum at the half, and Hawks have a history of not been able to run out games this year, yet Crows come out at 3/4 time and play 2 extra men down back with the most slowed down defensive play we've seen from them all year. Don Pyke is a blatant plant.

>>76692887
Trip on faggot

>>76692843
>>76692883
KEK

Clubs from fishbowl environments haven't won a flag in awhile now. Adelaide, Port, West Coast, Fremantle, Brisbane, Gold Coast. Could there be some sort of mental instability due to the volatility and expectations of the environments these clubs and their respective players live in? 25 rounds is a long, long time to go without cracking when you have an entire town thinking you're going to win the flag.

>>76692887
Agreed. There were some dodgy calls by the umps that swung the momentum though. However a lot of Adelaide players clearly lay down tonight. So many bombs to 3-1 contests, even Brisbane would have beaten the Crows tonight the way they played. So many plants in that team it's unbelievable

is sloane the worst """"""""""""""""""""""elite"""""""""""""""""""""" player of all time?

>Rc sperging out and pontificating over fuck all

Literally kill yourself wog. You are a blight on a Burmese car sales forum and cancer on life itself, go on, make your mum prouder than when she decided to cancel your gook proxy

OOOOOOooooooOOOOOO
tHiS Is tHe gHoSt oF ReAlItY ChEcK'S PaReNtS. wE CaN'T BeLiEvE HoW MuCh oF A PaThEtIc fAgGoT YoU ArE NoW. wE DrOvE In fRoNt oF ThAt tRuCk tO GeT AwAy fRoM YoU AnD YeT YoU'Re sTiLl tHe sAmE LoSeR YoU WeRe wHeN We "DrOvE To gEt yOu mCdOnAlDs".
dOn't eVeN BoThEr eNdInG YoUr pAtHeTiC "lIfE". We dOn't wAnT To sEe yOuR FaCe uP HeRe.
OOOOOOooooooOOOOOO

>>76692923
Can't handle the tag for shit. Cheap cunts should have offered two first round picks for Gibbs, would've lifted so much pressure off of Sloane this season

>>76692936
>go kill yuhself RC xD xD it was nud rigged yuh just cant tib id xD xD

Enjoy the WWE mate, I don't know how much longer I'll be watching this rigged season for.

Gil out NOW

>>76692961
Why don't you go out in public and protest outside the MCG you fat fuck

just a reminder that xD xD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.

>>76692968

RC can't go to the MCG anymore, since he got beaten by a nu-male pozzbourne hipster outside of it.

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FUCKING
HAWKS
LADS

can't believe >we did it

>>76692968
nah I think I'll just keep informing you casual plebs about the rigged games until it finally seeps into that miniscule brain inside your head

> claim rigging
> offer no proof

classic conspiracy check

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>wog, /pol/-tier conspiracy theorist brainlet commenting on other's brains

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>Conspiracy Check

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>mfw I have RC filtered but I see other anon's bullying him further to the rope

>>76693068
>no proof
Again if you watched the game instead of sitting in your basement updating the live scores you would have seen it. Or not, because I tipped Adelaide and your arbitrary hatred for me tainted how you would view that game.

>crows bf board calling for pykes head
KEK

>>76692897
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>76693072
fugen pafetik

I am a phoneposter

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>>76693152

>>76693182
kys

How was 5AA?

>>76693449
didn't listen, I assumed most people who would call into 5AA for my entertainment were spending their Thursday in line at centrelink

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>go to a game of football they said
>you'll have fun they said

shit times to be had tßh, glad I didn't buy the ticket.

>>76693449
Most we're just disappointed, none we're angry enough to be worthy of mentioning here

Phil Walsh currently entering the spin cycle

Royalty Christ

>>76694326
trip on wog

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w-who t-top 1 h-here

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>losing to Hawkroaches at AO
my sides

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You LITERALLY can not make this shit up. The talking head on the 7pm [[[ABC]]] News talking about AFLx was some hipster gen-x wog named... Con Stavros

https://www.rmit.edu.au/contact/staff-contacts/academic-staff/s/stavros-associate-professor-con

>>76691321
And in a shock to no one, Reality Cuck's tip was horribly wrong. Only missed the mark by 84 points this time.

>>76697219
>marketing expert
>con stavros
really makes you think

Richmond boys ww@

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Who /ReigningPremiers/ here?

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Kek

>>76710615
I tipped Hawthorn. Also tipped North when the beat Adelaide. I am a genius when it comes to tipping upsets. .

Objectively Sydney should win by 43 points, but I feel like this will be rigged to be "close".

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Why are >we here? Just to suffer?

>>76710841
I don't even know why you would bother caring, the game was rigged.

>con "marketing expert" stavros is back
Oh great

>>76710897
I'm not Greek you dumb fuck

>a smelly wog dared to reply to me
now I need a shower, great

Please cease to not have an existent life

Please don't cease to not have a life that does not exist

>>76710832
You're "right", Sydney will win by 14 or 15

>>76710956
you fucking wish you were a wog boy, and not the pasty faggot without any cultural identity that you are.

I really don't hope that one day you do indeed stop ceasing to not be a non-virgin

anyone up for karaoke?

>>76710851
Don't reply to me ever again.

>>76711346
Have another one dickhead.

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

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>mfw a fat, smelly greek failure of an author named con stavros who considers himself a """"""""""marketing expert"""""""""" posted in the same thread as me
going to have to have a dettol bath now. fantastic

>can't tell if these threads get populated at 5 PM or 7 PM

>>76711107
yeah, redeem yourself

>>76711777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bm1dKG1gBb

>rap
cringe

>>76711982
first thing that came to my mind.

What would you like me to sing?

the sound of silence
but literally

>>76712007
>art and Garfunkel
Might do that, but not the song you requested.

>but literally
what part of that do you not understand, you dumb greek cunt?

>>76712038
>BUD LIDDERALLY Dx

Which implies that you want me to sing 'The sound of Silence'. But I take it that you still don't understand the proper meaning of that word.

>>76712038
>silence
>sound

>reality check

>>76712179
is the best thing about coming to /sp/

alright lads, whats for dinner then?

>>76712302
crumbed chicken and veggies

>>76712302
your moms pussy mate

>>76712312

same as last week you cheeky cunt

>>76712302
Sausages

>>76712191
It is quite satisfying to come together as one to bully someone who's so deserving of it.

>>76712302
my bf

>tfw SC team is decimated this week
Fuck it, guess I'll just take the L

Also why don't we talk about Supercoach anymore?

Should I change my tip to Bombers? After the past few week I'm starting to doubt these formerly """"elite"""" teams

>>76712448
no, dons are still dogshit interstate

>>76712448
No, Swans will win quite comfortably by 4 points

>>76712448
Yes, I'm starting to think that this is going to be one of >LE EBIN BLOOPER ROUNDS xD xD that Gil has come up with. Essendon will win this.

>>76712302
pizza lad

>>76712506
And he's done it again, tipping both teams to win in a sad attempt to claim he's correct no matter the result. Truly pathetic.

>>76712448
I'm going Sydney but I could see this going either way.

>>76712521
>yuh YUH TIBBIN BOTH TEAMS Dx
No I'm not, dickhead. I'm tipping Essendon on the basis that it will be rigged, hence rendering my previous tip null and void.

Did you actually graduate from high school?

>>76712541
>LE MADJ IS LE RIGGED

get a new gimmick

>>76712557
>YUH GIMMICKS
Try watching the games objectively, meme spouting moron

>>76712541
So if Sydney wins you'll happily admit you got the tip wrong, correct?

Reminder that XDXDposting is the sure sign of a mental midget

>>76712571
Yes, part of me wants Sydney to win anyway because it will mean I didn't have to sit through WWE again

>>76712596
Gil will enjoy this Swans 'resurgence'. if anything, it will be rigged in Sydney's favour

>>76712596
Gil's not going to let Sydney go 5-8 so there is no chance that he'll rig this for Essendon. Sydney are ~3 goals better on paper so I think we're in for a completely legitimate contest, untouched by rigging. You're really overthinking tonight.

A little pre-game wandering Brian there lads

>>76712652
Doubtful. I think he wants to continue the ANYONE CAN WIN xD xD narrative and keep up this comeback story for Essendon supporters. There's still a ton of games left for Sydney to make their charge into the 8.

>49.3m to the 50m line
based BT exposing the AFL

>tfw my team played against the swans they were shit

based Brian autism

A ton of money is flowing in for Sydney right now, so I'm pretty sure that Gil is going to be lining the bookies pockets tonight.