For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy with podcasts my man, he'd never see these jabs coming my guy.
You see, us MMA fighters have a different stance *spreads legs* id be hitting him from angles he never knew existed, 100%
As an artist, homeboy will think he's in geologometry class, wishin he stayed in his lane my man, for sure.
Jabs all night, my guy, id bet 100,000 sneakers on it, easy
>>76660671
good thread my man schaub bless
/heem/ bless
If you all would stop acknowledging board personalities we wouldn't be in this total fucking mess
>>76667109
This is the thread
>>76667136
chub bless brother
This is the thread.
>>76667208
Yeah this is a high quality thread, I'm gonna post in here.
shut the fuck up samefag
who is your favorite woman's strawweight?
>>76667208
Fuck that I'm not using the sperg op thread
>>76667208
kys
What happened to Conor's girlfriend
What if Mcgregor does the impossible?
>>76667285
she got pregernt
>>76667315
oh i disagree my man
>>76667315
so basically I've been in a coma for 3 years and I just woke up, first thing I'm gunna do is check out all the Gomi fights I missed on this new thing called FightPass, considering he is still in the UFC I would imagine he has been doing quite well
>>76667315
>renaming your webms and posting schob kos to rev the sperg up to use your thread and bump it
does you autism know no bounds?
KALABEEB
Oh shit didn't even see this thread
>>76667315
For sure stay in your angle my man
brendan schaub
Guys.. what if dark matter is actually previously unknown angles?
We're using this thread right
*spread legs*
you are now vulnerable from any and all angles
you chose this, you fucking miserable autists
enjoy your spam and shitposting
I shall be using this thread
>>76667512
lighten up before i light you up
>>76667512
Thank you, have a nice day sir
>>76667512
>>76667512
cash me 180°
what race is ticker sloch?
>>76667610
May God forgive you
Give me the template for this image
>>76667610
Sneaker expert
It's weird to me that the majority of posts in this general are about people that don't even fight
>Schaub
>Eugene Robinson
>Rogan
>Ruebusch
>Danis
>Tuss
>>76667646
I've been a fan of Masvidal's since AFC
>>76667627
>losing to Eddie
basically gifted Gooby the title right there
>>76667670
he was gonna lose to gooby anyway thats why he ran with his tail between his legs from him
>>76667732
probably true but I think RDA would have put up a better fight
>>76667732
RDA would have beat Goobs
>>76667757
oh i disagree, he has only 1 inch more reach than eddie and equally as shit boxing, wouldn't be able to grind goob down either.
>>76667757
I honestly think it depends on how RDAs weight cut goes
>>76667669
He is the best
Wew
>>76667798
>wouldnt be able to grind down
t. Literally never seen rda fight
>>76667838
bet you said eddie was gonna grind mcgregor down too, what's he gonna do leg kick
>>76667798
I disagree, that was a hell of a punch Eddie cracked him with, he survived that plus all the shots that followed. No guarantee goobs would have cracked him like that and if he did he would of got sucked into a clinch
>>76667823
Man I miss manhoef. He was always guaranteed action and he could have ko'd an elephant in his prime
>>76667109
>>76667394
>>76667540
The whole family has been BLACKED? Should be a portrait
>>76667854
Grind means to clinch and grapple you dumb casual
>>76667900
yeah i know you fucking retard, that's why i was confused cause he so obviously couldn't do what he did to pettis to mcgregor dude to mcg reach and distancing
>>76667914
I think you'd be surprised for sure man
>>76667886
Good Dutch winstrol
*portions angles*
>>76667136
oh fucking christ lmao
Did I not say months ago that James and Ramsey where the finalists
who is the best mma analyst?
>>76667938
>all this attention on Schaubfag that I forgot about Adan
Whats the lad up to nowadays?
>>76667949
Cruz
>>76667959
triggering the schaubfag
>>76667949
>>76667980
forget your proxy my guy?
>>76668001
Set yourself and your entire family on fire, my man.
>>76667967
Wtf I love Adan now. Or maybe I've always enjoyed him. There is only 1 Canadian on /heem/, right?
STUD RADIO IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfZefJFSkI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfZefJFSkI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfZefJFSkI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfZefJFSkI8
>>76668001
Oh for sure he was tagging him in airplane mode, 100%
>>76668030
bless, elliots fight got canceled again lol
>>76668030
Is there a worse podcast in mma? I honestly can't think of one
>>76668030
I sincerely hope Tuss shows her booty on cam, I might literally bust a nut
>>76667394
>>76668081
>>76668097
lol
Oh for sure Conor is going to use a Capoeira for a Boxing contest my guy
Different angles
>>76668142
pls dont encourage them
>>76668155
>>76667109
You know what? I normally dont think much of the slob photoshops, but that picture is actually pretty funny
>this caller
>>76668249
hahahahah that was hilarious, Buttholes was shook
>>76667136
only good one
>>76667208
>>76667315
>>76667645
>sneaker expert
What does that even constitute? He wears fucking yeezies.
>this guy still trying to suck butthole's dick
>>76667992
Fucking stop man, these Schaub h8s are too much!!!!
Is this the natty limit?
>>76668397
No one's hating on Bingo Sponge. He's an inspiration to all of us.
Has that shameless self-promoting lisping retard Terrance called in yet?
>"Hey Bucholz you have some real animals in the gym: fili, cody, urijah....who else fucked paige?"
I wasn't exactly expecting my photoschaubs to completely take over heem but I'm pretty pleased my man
>>76668438
>HEEEEYYY MYYYYY GUYYYYYSS
>>76668438
For fucks sake one of you spergs make the official Buster Schwin parody twitter and tweet these literal masterpieces at him!
>>76668447
>>76668447
>>76667202
>>76667394
>>76667438
>>76667645
>>76668022
>>76668097
>>76668155
>>76668425
>>76668438
What has Based Big Brown done to deserve this?
He is an inspiration to us all.
http://grounddwellers.com/bjj-seminars/Seminars.html
Thickenzie will be there! Should I go?
>>76668472
*widens stance* oh i agree
>Springsperg literally SEETHING right now
>>76668486
Sign up already you goof
>butthole's advice for mcgregor is the best take i've heard so far
fuck. i didnt expect this
>>76668545
yeah no shit it is, he's the greatest mma coach to ever live
rory
>>76668541
If i was in that position i would not lick it until she started punching my face, only then would i yield to her needs and start the cunnilingus.
>>76668486
>>76668541
>paying $110 to see a fat lard
Not worth it anon
>>76668142
For sure that flying teleport jab will land all night 100%
>>76668581
i would pay $110 to do many things with her
like play scattergories
>>76668653
schaub with the modern equivalent of "dude you dont even KNOW. it's a super secret technique that only this shaolin monk can do"
if there was a secret jab "from different angles" boxers would already use it
i'll be interested to see how conor takes the damage.
he might be too durable for his own good and go through an extended beatdown that proves nothing
and he'll have some anti-mma boxing ref who's like "if he dies, he dies"
webm unrelated
>>76668719
>he might be too durable
LMAO
>>76668739
it's 10oz gloves and floyd isnt a power puncher. he'll find holes in conor's defense for days but conor has taken everyone's shots fine other than nate after he was already guessed
>>76668433
Holy shit fuck this guy.
>>76668766
You are such an idiot there's literally no reason to even argue this lol
I can't believe they've been this patient with this literal autist for so long.
>>76668719
>deatdown
>from floyd
Even is Conor is doing the stanky leg with his eyes closed and back turned, Floyd will dance around and circle 10 feet away.
>>76668785
show me the odds for floyd to win by knockout in rounds 1-3
dont worry, ill wait while you go bet your negative net worth on such a sure thing
*flicks a jab at you*
*lands*
Heh nothing personnel
*spreads legs*
*flicks another jab*
*lands again*
100% you can't gameplan for this my guy
*spreads legs*
*flicks two more jabs*
Now you're seeing stars my dude
*switches into a new angle*
What's the matter bee? Too awkward for you?
Any value?
>>76668796
>inb4 floyd won't engage and conor lays down like diaz vs silva
>it's ruled a knockdown
>>76668802
>>76668809
as much as i hate to say it bet the farm on Mitrione
he is a lot more athletic and hits too hard, fedor is too far gone to take the shots well.
surprised it's not at least 2 to 1 for meathead, gotta be old diehards thinkin fedor is still in his prime
>SHWAB RUNNING FROM STUD BOY CONFIRMED BY JUSTIN BUTTHOLES
>>76668809
>>76668841
first time Fedor has been an underdog since the first Big Nog fight in 2003
>>76668857
Cause he lost to Fabio Mababo and the crooked judges gave him the win anyway
>>76668719
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised to see Conor get knocked out. All of Floyds opponents say a lot of his shots don't look hard while they are watching tape and preparing for him, but when he actually hits you it's deceptively hard.
Conor might have trouble keeping his hands up in later rounds when the 10oz gloves get heavier and heavier, and I could see Floyd piecing him up to a stoppage. Conor might have to delete his social media if he calls Floyd a grandpa for months just to get knocked out by said grandpa.
>>76668865
fight was a draw at best for Fabio
>>76668800
Strawmanning so hard because of your dumb argument
LMAO
>>76668857
i mean he looked awful against maldonado but was never losing a decision in Russia
i dont think mitrione is some superhero but he's an nfl caliber beefcake heavyweight.
>>76668877
lol keep that superiority context while pic related absolutely BLOWS YOU THE FUCK OUT
if you know so much better bro go make bank on 7 to 1 odds fucking kek
Do you guys think Dana bets on UFC fights?
"Conor is so durable guys he'll do great against one of the most unhittable boxers in the world"
-Bird brains
>>76668923
he used to tell fighters back in the day he was betting on them. anyone who was fighting tito basically
>>76668932
>being this scared to (You) after getting blown out with hard evidence of his dumb argument
sad
Imagine thinking someone who reserves their energy striking against a test dummy in Nate Diaz yet still manages to gas is "too durable for his own good"
>>76667136
This shit has to stop.
>>76668873
No one cares you fucking retard
>>76668954
floyd is a real power puncher my man
conor will for sure gas himself throwing all those wheel kicks again
Literally imagine thinking nate diaz is comparable to floyd and MMA striking is comparable to boxing because youve been casually watching mma since 189
Conor isn't durable. If it wasn't for Nate's reluctance in the 2nd fight (smart business decision) he could have been finished in round 3. His cardio is suspect plus he gets hit a lot as well. Chad was piecing him up on the feet and he's 5'6"
>>76668966
McGregor's choke defense is weak like we saw against Diaz, something to think about
>>76668963
You care spergy
>>76668996
No one cares about stupid gets except stupid losers like you
>>76669005
[autistic screeching intensifies]
>>76668984
I specifically recall watching that live, Joe Rogan was in a state of hysteria, jumping from his chair and screaming.
>>76669012
Mine would too if i was a big enough loser to get excited over repeating numbers
hey guys look repeating numbers its so cool holy shit i even told my mom
>>76669021
Stop sperging out please, children are around.
>>76668984
His endurance sucks. Period. Anyone will tell you missing punches is a lot more tiring than landing them, and he was landing at will against Diaz but still was winded by seven/eight minutes. He'll be whiffing constantly against Floyd and will be eating counters to the head and body. By round six he'll be spent, that's if Floyd lets it go on that long.
>>76669016
we all were buddy
Let's see :)
>>76666665
>>76666664
>only long reach opponent Floyd has fought was ODH
>won by a split decision
>>76669031
Yeah i know im talking to you, loser
>>76669039
Wouldn't 3 minute rounds be easier for Conor to handle?
>REEEEEEEEEE NORMIE WHY DONT YOU LIKE THESE NUMBERS REEEEEEEEEEE
Sad!
>>76669049
Floyd clearly won that fight buddy.
>>76669082
he barely won it
>>76669053
I want you take 5 deep breaths for me
>>76669068
I mean, I guess that works in his favour, but it's probably not going to be enough.
>>76669049
>who is Diego Corrales
>>76669103
Well that and the fact that he won't have to kick or wrestle helps a lot for his stamina.
Poor guys mother probably doesn't get any sleep. This loser probably celebrates at TV channels having repeating numbers
>>76669118
He only threw like 3 kicks in the first nate fight and gassed in 7 minutes, also expect Floyd to work the body early
>>76669049
What difference does 2 extra inches over Floyd do as opposed to 1? Nothing
ODH also had a lot of KO power and still lost
>>76669118
Different kinds of stamina. He's a very slow-paced striker in MMA, in Boxing he's going to have to use his arms a lot more, and be reacting defensively a lot more, since Floyd can keep quite a high output.
>>76669118
No he'll just whiff and get fucked up by a lightning quick cardio machine at his own game. Schaub tiee grasping dude
>>76669137
Also a knee if you count that as a kick
>>76669137
staph infection, antibiotics etc etc
Sperg's all revved up
Ido Portal and Artem my guy
>>76669168
Poor guy just wants someone to stim about repeating numbers with him
Schaub and his wife's son are starting to grow on me. Thanks /heem/
>>76669219
His kid looks exactly like him you retard
Calm down
>>76669219
Why is his son's hair curly? Brandon and his wife both have straight hair. Makes you wonder.
i miss the spammer. at least he would get banned and stop spamming. this shawb shit is 24/7, heem needs a break to breathe from this spam
>>76669264
I have thick black straight hair but both my parents are blonde, sometimes strange things happen when DNAs are mixed and form a baby.
>>76669300
You could discuss MMA on /asp/, as shitty of an idea it sounds like, discussion is usually pretty solid without gimmick posters
Ido Portal isn't even his real name
>>76669189
>tfw Ido Portal is the fourth guy in Conor's corner for the boxing match
>>76669244
kek
>>76669264
ITS JUST A BAD HAIR DAY
>>76669305
I got some bad news for you..
>>76669300
>implying the spammer didn't evade bans
>implying it's not him spamming this autistic schaub bullshit
You guys are literally retarded
>>76668984
>If it wasn't for Nate's reluctance in the 2nd fight (smart business decision)
> it was fixed
Cry more fag.
>>76669353
His eyes are exactly like Brandon's.
>>76668984
Nate has 20lbs+ on him. Not even a Conor nut hugger but some of you people are retarded.
>>76669374
If you really think Dana White is gonna let his biggest draw lose again to a half mexican stoner you are stupid, not just stupid but dumb aswell.
And I say that being one of McGregors biggest supporters.
>>76669399
Keep crying, fag
>>76669317
Um yes it is. Although he is Jewish thus confirming this movement shit is all a money meme. But sources are telling me Ido has joined The Money Team.Pariente means Portal in Hebrew by the way ;^}
>>76669374
Never said it was fixed you brain-dead nuthugger. Take those irish balls out your mouth. They've been there for years.
>>76669422
> smart business decision
So not fixed by UFC, but Diaz deliberately lost?
Keep crying, fag.
>>76669393
100% Nate weighed in at the HW limit for that fight.
>>76669431
Stop gargling another man's balls, do you know how gay that is?
>>76669439
He beat Diaz, doesn't make me "gay" for stating so, you faggot cunt.
Keep crying, fag.
>>76669451
Stop gargling another man's balls
Just put 3 stacks on Gooby. Let's GOOO
>>76667109
I go a 3 day ban for posting the blacked hand with my picks but this thread is still up.
Really activates my almonds, lads
>>76669451
Diaz made more money by losing that fight than he would have made if he won it.
Like it or not, but he got a fat xmass bonus by Dana White for "losing".
>>76669467
> believe that Diaz deliberately lost or you're gay
Keep crying, fag.
>>76669439
>these responses
what are you
12?
because any grown man over 21 knows gargling balls is the best way to avoid prostate cancer
>>76669451
take conors balls out of your mouth
>>76669482
Dude please stop being so queer
>>76669495
They're in your mouth, fag.
>That one Aussie sperg who defends Conor like his husband
>>76669506
> Diaz deliberately lost the fight, he'd never lose if he tried :(
Seems you're the one defending your husband
>>76668155
lmfao
thanks nig
>>76669521
There's a board for gargling balls you know:
>>>/lgbt/
>>76669537
100% of spics are gay, so you should head off over there.
This triggers the koala
>>76669542
Did a "spic" start dating your trans mom?
>>76669561
100% of spics are gay. It's a fact. So piss off to your board. You linked to it after all.
>>76669570
Mad that your mom is a fan?
What difference do glove weights make? Heavier gloves = harder strikes? Or is it the opposite?
>>76669580
light gloves hurt you more when they land clean
>>76669580
smaller gloves = generally harder strikes, more KOs
Sonnen vs Silva
Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Lima vs Larkin
Chandler vs Primus
PIco vs Freeman
Davis vs Bader
if mma uses 4oz gloves, are the gloves that HWs wear technically heavier because of their bigger hands?
>>76669620
Silva
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Davis
this triggers the lanklet
Is he dare I say it..../ourguy/?
>>76669620
what did he mean by this?
You cheeto-fingered dorks need to stop h8ing
>>76669662
free goof
>have 3 title fights
>main and semi are washed up old guys from rival promotions
just bellator things
>>76669620
Sonnen
Fedor
Lima
Chandler
Pico
Davis
>>76669700
Does a Schaubshake contain spooge?
>>76669620
Sonnen
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Freeman
Bader
>>76669717
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2593128/
THREADLY REMINDER THAT BLACK WOMEN ARE GENETICALLY THE GOAT
>>76669620
Chael
Fyodor
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Bader
ok if tyson vs hayweather belt who win?
>Americans can only communicate in memes
sad
>>76669774
Would it be harder or easier to KO someone with a chin like that?
>>76669620
Chael
Fedor
Larkin
Pico
Bader
reminder that Anderson Silva and Roy Jones Jr were open to fighting each other but Dana put the kibosh on it
>>76669777
in real life or in Tekken?
>>76669784
Reminder Anderson Silva is a bitch
>>76669806
>>76669806
go back to your dead general
>>76669784
>muh spider
he'd have gotten flatlined in 30 seconds
>>76669822
Its true m8. He has become such a drama queen lately its fucking annoying. Him and all the former Brazilian champs (except RDA) are whiny cunts after they lose
is cm punk still under contract?
>>76669831
he offered to fight romero on short notice danacuck
>>76669842
idk but theres literally no one he can fight since hes a pro now kek
Anyone have turkeynecksbtfo.webm
>>76669858
gomi in japan
>>76669857
>#7 fighting #1
>>76669870
>champion fighting #13
Way out of line you fucking goof
>>76669039
I like how people points out the weight difference between Floyd and Conor will play a factor.
They obviously have never watched this fight.
>>76669885
Champs make fights, not losers ranked #7
>>76669803
Both
>>76669906
>losers
>won his last fight
>GOAT
you dont know what that means lol
>>76669925
>controversially win last fight after getting ass kicked by DC
>>76669620
Sonnen
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Freeman
Davis
>>76669940
>hurt dc, got wrestlefucked
>getting ass kicked by 46 year old
lol
>>76669620
Silva
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Bader
>for me it's Jay Dee "B.J." Penn
>>76669620
Silva
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Freeman
Bader
>>76669963
me on the left
>>76669958
>3 good shots throughout a 25 minute fight
>getting your ass kicked
Okay buddeh, sit down and shut the fuck up
I want to see McGregor vs Hearns
First for my girl
>4 days left for UFN112
>>76669979
was this a prime duran or a no mas jon-jonesing-it-up duran
>>76669984
you gotta chill with that poster my man.
>>76669985
the latter, but still
>>76669978
>getting hit 3 times
>going 25 minutes
>>76669994
Empty spaces what are we living for
>wmma
>>76670040
>>76669868
gomi would murder him in 10 seconds
>>76670058
>>76669707
Just wanted to submit my picks and get out of this abomination of an OP. How a mod let's this gatbage slide is beyond me.
Fights CM Punk could probably win
Cathal Pendred
Artem Lobov
Any woman sans Holly,JJ,or Cyborg
>>76670095
>a 170lb man couldnt beat up a 115lb woman under any circumstances
you suck dick for a living dont you?
>>76670095
>artem lobov vs cm punk
why not
more like CM Junk amirite
If you aren't excited to see Mighty Mouse break Anderson Silva title defense record against Ray Borg then I'm sorry but you're not a real fan of mma and should refrain from discussing mma.
>>76670142
in ten years mighty mouse will be the answer everyone jeopardy gets wrong when the clue says
>this longest reigning title holder in the ufc is considered the p4p goat by people whose opinion you dont value
>>76670058
>dat 80s fashion
the best
>>76670154
I think at this point if Ray Borg KO'd Mighty Mouse I would climax harder then when Holly KOd Honda.
>>76670058
Is this a porn?
>what's the deal with women's mixed martial arts? What are they fighting over? WHO are they fighting over? Don't they know demonstrating ability in self-defence drastically reduces their dating pool?
>>76670180
you tell me
>>76670182
lol
>>76670058
>>76670187
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF THAT ATTRACTIVE WOMAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>76669470
post slip
>>76670182
>"Jer-Jer....listen....I'm gonna be an MMA fighter..."
>"a what?"
>"A cage fighter,listen Newman is training me. I can do this"
>>76670180
full house? the guy that gets punched looks like jesse
>>76669620
Darude
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Bader (who the fuck wants to see this fight again?)
can you paste this over my old one? column 1 row 8
>>76670244
>but Kramer-
>D'ATATATAT ATATAT
Post yfw Tecia decisions Pena
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/20/15842800/jacare-souza-will-spend-time-in-florida-to-learn-wrestling-ufc-return-year-end-mma-news
Looks like Jacare will take a page from Maia's play book and combine his BJJ with more wrestling, wonder if it will mutate the same
>>76670333
Maybe he should learn how to fucking strike. Fucking lemony snicket looking mother fucker
>>76670275
>>76670333
too late, whats been flushed cannot be unflushed
>>76670357
His striking is better than his wrestling
Most of his takedowns are based on his physicality not technique
>>76670360
thanks
>Bisping will go down as the undefeated Middleweight champ
>>76670333
best jump in that room of spirit and time
Could Royce Gracie beat up Goro with prep time?
>>76670384
Because he's going to retire before facing Whittaker or Romero?
best fight that ended with a 1st round submission?
Also very happy Tony is commentating Kevin Lee vs Michael
>>76670456
Rousey-Carmouche.
https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/mma-ufc/tecia-torres-to-replace-amanda-ribas-on-tuf-finale-at-t-mobile-arena/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
Tecia "Tiny Decision Tornado" Torres is fighting Julianna Lima after Amanda Ribas got pulled from the card by USADA.
>>76670478
>"Tiny Decision Tornado"
jej
>>76670180
Thats baywatch, the tofu steak of 90's porn and everybody was vegan for it
>>76670456
Fedor vs Fujita
>>76670333
If this webm any indication, Yoel will easily takedown Whittaker. Answer to the question of whether Whittaker remains there is no, but that is only initially. Wouldn't be surprised if this ends up like Machida fight, when he surprise takes down a wethered whittaker in 3rd and unleashes some devastating barrage.
>>76669620
SHALE
FAY-DOOR
LARKIN
CHANDLER
PICO
DAVIS
>>76669620
Sonnen
Meathead
Lima
Chandler
Pico
Davis
Floyd is so much cooler than Conor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNb1wN0YfM8
Post a pic of yourself during training, /heem/
>>76670130
>former wwe wrestler
>mickey going for the duck & succ
>>76669620
he put my picks in the mad man
>>76670832
>>76670869
McGregor had a comfy middle class upbringing and supportive parents and a government that paid him a wage to not work
Mayweather had a crack addict mother and a drug dealing father who literally used him as a barrier in a shootout when he was still a baby
>>76670865
:) ur first up bby
>>76670899
Just because his character might have been shaped by external factors it doesn't make it doesn't make him a good person.
>>76670913
He's a bad person, I'm just explaining why
>>76670917
Ok, it sounded to me like you were trying to say that the fact he had a troubled upbringing somehow compensated for him being a bad person and made him a better person than Conor because Conor had a stable upbringing.
>>76670430
>whittaker
ahaha
>>76670929
No, Mayweather is an insanely shitty person, but he was probably always going to be considering where he came from and who raised him
>>76668397
we /skleb/ now
>>76668027
>>76667967
>>76667959
>>76668416
>>76668416
>>76670996
>>76670465
I hope he gets paid for it.
i wonder if they're going to do an interim belt at LW
He's 'avin a bloody giggle I sware on me mum
>>76669677
lmao
Are these Bisping hours? Damn, got to sleep :/
>>76669620
who cares
mitrione
lima
chandler
pico
who cares
>>76671117
get some sleep buddeh, yer lookin haggard pal
>>76669984
>>76669994
literal gays
>>76670130
I still can't believe this was allowed to happen.
>>76671147
Go back to the jungle
>>76671117
do people not bispingpost during burger hours?
that's gay as all hell my man
>>76671170
I'd go for a lengthy stay in her jungle if you know what I mean :P:P:P:P:P:P
>>76671178
Americans don't seem to like Mikey that much, buddeh
Hard to believe you me that, honestly
>>76671147
>>76671170
>>76671214
>Pearlposting
I could get on board with this
>ywn sugg pearls tidds
>>76671198
Can't imagine why
literally why
>>76671241
>implying i cant acheive my dreams
>>76671294
If Nunes wins Pena will get title shot
If Shevchenko does I have no idea who should be next
>>76671323
Holly should fight Peener desu
>>76669620
Sonnen
Emelianenko
Larkin
Primus
PIco
Bader
>>76671323
That was such a great moment 2bh, so fucking based of Val to finish her with an armbar.
>>76671360
>>76670869
Honestly she probably deserved it
>>76670936
floyd hasn't been a shitty person in years
>>76669620
Sonnen
Fedor
Lima
Chandler
Freeman
K1 Bader
>>76671058
Tony vs Khabib is back on for the end of September It's so long away
>>76671403
Confirmed?
Reminder not to get hyped for this AT ALL until the walkouts are happening.
>tfw NOBODY can deny Schaub's unparalleled influence on /heem/
>>76671374
>>76671439
>>76671441
Is hot bath better than sauna ?
>>76671473
joanna's body makes me uncomfortable. its like looking at a little kid. feels wrong
>>76671473
>she's ripped the head off of one of the chikkuns and couldn't look happier
little savage.
BJ Penn is +200
#legend #freemoney #ufchawaii
>>76671374
Brehs
We need to settle something here lads.
Is Julianna qt?
y/n
>>76671520
No but shes thicc n tight
>>76671520
objectively yes
Brendan is getting a Comedy Central special
Thoughts?
>>76671542
Lol no hes getting a 5 minute segment on a 1 am tv show
>>76671520
Cute - no
Hot - yes
She has that Peggy Bundy look, the one that says "this is some nasty ass tea but the pussy game ridiculous"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-JhfH3VTbw
>>76671520
yes, look at the last 2 UFC Q and A, she looks great there.
Damn, this sucks.
>>76671546
This is the seed. You're still awake at 3am shitposting on 4chan. Beat it nerd.
>>76671565
Damn thats fucked, ross pearson is australian?
>>76671581
He's a bong but lives and trains out there.
>>76671565
sleep tight, pupper :(
>>76671567
so are you
>>76671567
So are you faggot
>>76671567
>>76671590
>>76671591
It's 6am and I'm getting ready for work you dorks.
>>76671547
i disagree for sure my guy
>>76671604
Oh really, posting on heem is part of your morning routine. State of your life.
>>76671612
She's the most bangable bantamweight in my opinion
>>76667109
How much do you hate schaub you gotta photoshop his son getting blacked tho.
>>76671628
>50 year old 14 year old stoner man
>>76671633
How much do you love Sploob that you feel the need to defend him on an anonymous punjabi basket weaving forum
No one really hates schaub, people just think he's a bit of a moron at most. we just do it to wind up coral springs he makes it so easy
>>76671614
Yeah, I make a handful of posts every morning. I check twitter and post whatever I missed when I was sleeping. We don't all just shitpost all day. I need to keep h8rs in check whenever I can. Go to sleep and maybe you'll be able to get outside before the sunsets.
>>76671679
You literally shitpost all day though lol
>>76669620
Sonnen
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Davis
>>76671686
Sorry man, I have 20 more minutes before I leave for the day. Keep telling yourself whatever you want to make you feel better about your own sad life tho.
>>76671667
>you're just jelly that he made millions off his sneakers and angles knowledge
>he was on practice squad of a team that hasn't made playoffs in NFL since forever
>he makes positive impact in community of my floridian basement
>I must defend my idol from people on the internet because he once acknowledged my existence at some event
>>76671699
Ok see you in 4 hours , im going on vacation tomorrow though so maybe i wont see you
>>76671628
what a faggot
brain stopped growing at 15 because he smoked a laced joint. his body seems to have stopped to fucking midget man
>>76671633
It is an interesting disconnect. Is the hate directed at Schaub himself and not the Schaub poster? An even more disturbing observation is the Schaubster poster defending Schlob in the first person, as if he IS Brenda Scooby.
/heem/ truly is a masterclass in psychological illness
>>76671708
>4 hours
Lmao you don't even know how long a standard work day is.
>I-I-I'm leaving the basement tomorrow
Pathetic
>>76671632
das it mayne
>>76671741
Actually i do know, and i know you only work part time cause youre on here 24/7
>>76671422
>Confirmed?
Might as well be, Tony tweeted back in it and 2 hours later Khabibs manager tweeted Khabibs next fight will be announced end of july
>>76671750
I work full time. I'm on heem for 2 hours a day tops. Sad you can't accept that, whatever helps you feel better about your own lifestyle tho.
>>76671764
>2 hours a day
Lol ok bud whatever you say, obviously the delusion extends beyond this failed athlete
did that anon tweet those pictures to Schaub or should I do it
>>76671779
You are the only deluded one here my man. You seem to think you know me.
>>76671788
Go for it my guy
>>76671797
I'll make the account now, what name did we decide on
>>76671793
I know youre a huge loser, thats pretty obvious to everyone here my man
Did you guys know that there are in fact special secret angles from which MMA fighters can land jabs on boxers, which boxers are completely susceptible to and could never defend against
it'll make floyds head spin my guy hundred percent
>>76671807
>the dork who is up all night on 4chan calling anyone a loser
I'm done posting for the day my man. I expect you to clean those finger before I get back, I'll be checking on you.
>>76671764
I can't imagine spending every day of my life defending another man. There is really only a few explications that make sense.
1. homosexual obsession with Brendan Schaub
2. employed by Brendan Schaub
3. you think you are Brendan Schaub
4. you are Brendan Schaub
5. mental illness
>>76671821
Yeah i know you will,unfortunately ill probably be banging sluts while you jerk off to tiger schaub though
>>76671830
Most likely are 1, 3, and 5 but 2 and 4 are also possible.
>>76669410
Holy shit is this real??? what a beast
>>76671830
3 and 5 are the same, 100% my guy
what else?
>>76671830
you forgot option 6; brendan schaub is GOD
Are some mental illnesses contagious ?
>>76671927
add a 100% in there somwhere my man
>>76671892
so are 3 and 1 but I will never be "your guy"
>>76671934
t. number 5
>>76671988
Did you guys know that Alex 'I dont even lift weights trust me ' Garcia is fighting Tim Means this week? How do you see this fight going?
https://twitter.com/BrndonSchaubCTE
we will get noticed by binky
>>76672130
https://www.instagram.com/heemsleep/
>>76672183
kek
Who's your favorite female MMAist?
>>76672223
>>76672183
whos the kid
>>76672222
>>76672238
Bryan Callen
>>76672130
this has some real potential 100%
>>76671628
>green bubbles
Barf
>>76671628
rude
>>76672235
>tfw no Russian redneck gf
Will Billy Chub Chub ever face down his inner demons and become the UFC champ?
>>76672306
>>76672306
>>76672336
>>76672352
>>76672235
looks like a dude
>>76672376
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/looks%20like%20a%20dude/
>>76672389
fix'd
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/looks%20like%20a%20dude/country/nl/
>>76672376
even better. these are all by you
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/looks%20like%20a%20dude/country/NL/
>>76672130
lmaoing my guy
>>76672389
>>76672400
>>76672411
>5 pages of me posting looks like a dude
Nice. I'm proud of my achievements. Hope I can get it to 20 one day
>>76672352
Peyton looks like that!?
>>76672362
bunda shooting
this triggers the eurocuck
>>76672450
this one is gold
how long until we get a #SchaubShutdown you think
>>76672130
>Got some rounds in with my wife's son
>that twitter page
that shit is grade school level trolling. heem should be able to do better than this man. this meme has gone too far
>>76672336
Wow, she must have a really small penis
>>76672575
that's funny because that's probally true
>>76672568
hello schautist
>>76672568
well...my name is Beano Shart not sure what "trolling" youre referring to my man.
>>76672575
what kind of penises do you prefer on your women?
>>76672223
nice set of traps desu
>>76672525
What the hell is that fat guy doing ?
>>76672580
She doesn't strike me as the excessive roiding type
>>76672601
I was thinking the same thing. how to mode?>>76672580
>>76672601
youd be surprised
This is way more erotic than twerking
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTnh7qwA3jW/?taken-by=bulletvalentina&hl=en
>>76672525
Her love for violence makes me like her more, she is so based
>>76672619
that's a big trap
>>76672613
hello john
what is your maximum bench press
>>76672625
>Beirut
Did she get SHEIKED?
>>76672639
>hello john
kek sup senpai. bout 350
is sib a good fighter
>>76672645
ask arianny
>>76672654
wait you arent the same guy who keeps asking what my maximum bench press is
>>76672685
thats not me
>>76672609
He's timing how long it takes her
>>76672713
either youre pretending or im well known by american heemsters
do you like steak
>>76672749
But why he follows her mewvments and why is he holding his phone like a gun ?
DUDE
HUNTING
LMAO
>>76672806
not pretending. medium rare steak is pretty good
>>76672831
>making fun of hunting
kys goof
>>76672952
>medium rare steak is pretty good
my boy
My girl unleashes the beast
>4 days left for UFN112
>>76673007
Yes, can't wait. Are you putting money on her?
>>76673050
Yes.How else I could pay my debt?
>>76673007
>dennis siver in 4 days
YOEL
>>76673088
She is a good underdog
Nate Diaz was given a title shot after 3 easy wins but complains he's treated unfairly
Got $40 to spare and thinking on putting money on a fight for Bellator NYC. Who should I put my money on?
>>76673137
chandler is free money but the odds are prob shit
>>76673137
Moroz, BJ Penn, Garcia treble
>>76673112
100% sure she's gonna win
>>76673137
bader, fyodor, vanderlay, larkin
>>76673137
Betch tape ? kek
>>76673167
I think so to
>>76673137
>nipple
>roast
MOOOOOOODS
>>76673096
>>76673197
Don't you start
>>76673206
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/future%20wife/#
>>76673199
You shit yourself, Mike.
>>76673247
You got them confused it seems, Yoel is Mr. Poopy Pants
>>76673275
>>76673275
A new
>>76673247
why do black people look good bald?
>>76673199
SEE YOU SOME, BOI
>>76671323
Pennington.
>>76671632
>who is Veronica Macedo?
>>76671975
Rabies
>>76672130
not cool lads
Sure, Schaub is a terrible fighter, says stupid things all the time and stars in some of the funniest KOs ever, but he doesn't deserve to be bullied, especially for having CTE which he got for your entertainment.
One thing is making fun of him on /heem/, trying to get him to notice you is just being a bully