/mlb/ general - 620 edition

Reminder that Clayton Kershaw giving up 4 HRs and still winning the game is equivalent to winning the World Series for Giants fans.

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jay's

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I'll just leave this here in honor of Kershaw's 10th win.

Reapply at the sight of every Kershaw sighting

Giants >>> Dodgers since the turn of the millennium

you literally cannot dispute this

reminder that AL WEST is
/ourdivision/

>>76655927
Nobody gives a fuck. Who is even talking about the Giants?

>>76656025
You, here: >>76655880

And frankly this is the saddest form of trolling. Strive to achieve higher life goals please.

>>76655880

Reminder that winning the World Series is equivalent to winning the World Series for Giants fans.

>>76656062
not my post, but keep talking about kershaw for every moment of the day though, I'm sure that will help cope with your obsession and inferiority complex.

>Kershaw pitches a game
>Angry faggots try and force themselves into relevance with "muh rings"
Every. Fucking. Time.

>everybody sperging out about Kershaw in a game the dodgers didn't even lose

who fucking cares the only thing that matters is if the dodgers lose at the end of the day

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Oh hey is this the /kershaw/ general?

How bout that Cody Bellingod tho

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".

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Did Kershaw sperg out at all last night? If so, I'd like some webms

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>>76656663
Just this


and this>>76654266

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Would this be the ideal body type for baseball?

>>76657064
He looks like a fucking ninja turtle

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HERE COMES THE SUN KING

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>Dr. Kershaw, I'm ERA

>>76657064
Maybe lead-off / 3rd base-man? or outfield i guess.

Basically depends on position. Certainly not pitcher. Maybe catcher.

>>76657201
Is a pitchers body supposed to be more slender and lanky?

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>>76657064

No. Not enough muscle mass for power hitting (there's been skinny power hitters, but they're usually 6'5"ish lanky fuckers like Strawberry). Sure, you have your Willie McGees and Billy Hamiltons, but we're talking ideal here, meaning a speedster who also has power.

Roids or not, Sosa had the ideal baseball body.

>>76657266
speed is power in baseball. you don't need to be huge.

HAHA FUCK THE PADRES AND THE REST OF BASEBALL FOR BEING JEALOUS OF OUR RING AND TROPHY

MAD BECAUSE OUR FIRST BASEMAN WILL BE IN THE HALL OF FAME? HAHAHA FUCK OFF QUEERS

RIZZO WILL WIN MVP, ALL STAR, SILVER SLUGGER, GOLD GLOVE AND DO WHAT HE WANTS SO SUCK ITTTTTTTTT

>stankees top prospect season ending injury

>>76657820
The only reason you can tell this is a false flag is because all the lifelongs have jumped ship

>>76655837
>HOU: Astros option Derek Fisher back to Triple-A

WTF just send him and Kyle Tucker now!

>>76657867
We won that trade and won the championship trophy
All the shitkeees have is a minor league guy that we gave all damaged haaaaaa

>>76657894
Nevermind it's kiss'Lester

gonna be real nice when JIZZo stars at first for the All Stars, MVP:|:KB starts at third and we have at least 3 others starting the game
the Maddman gonna show the world how a REAL manager manages a game of baseball

Who would win the world series if only Whites were allowed to play for the rest of the season?

Why does it matter that a future HoFer ANALIZED a minor league talentless nobody? In fact we should be applauding Rizzo for showing this loser that you better not come up to the show and suck
fans dont pay to watch you suck and Rizzo delivered the message loud and clear

congrats on showing this schmuk what REAL baseball is about Rizzo,
thank you!

I thought we were passed false flagging as Cubs fans for attention. Apparently not. mo'Lester was bad enough.

>>76658105
It's a horse with an athlete

>>76658044
it's not like cusb have fans any other way

>>76658105
Need a cowboy kershaw with guns and spurs in a mexican standoff

THE TIGERS TO ANNOUNCE A BIG TRADE, JUSTIN VERLANDER HAS NOT REPORTED FOR MORNING WORKOUT, MANAGER BRAD AUSMUS TO ADDRESS THE PRESS AT NOON EST

>>76658189
So a photo of Kershaw in downtown LA

>>76657867
>Tommy John surgery in his non-throwing arm
>Will be ready by spring training 2018
It could've been so much worse

>>76658215
No a photo of kershaw at your mom's house

>so many leddit tears about rizzgoat

Going to be even more when they plunk him and the pitcher gets a week off and rizzo gets a day for charging the mound

stupid hoes on here posting bout us CUBS fans false flagging got me likeeeeee
WHO NEED TO FALSE ANYTHING WHEN YOU GOT THE RING AND THE TROPHYYYYY

SUCK THE DICKKKKKKKKKK STUPID HOESSSSSSS,
#GOCUBSGO

Obvious false flag is obvious

>>76658329
mo'Lester was a lot better than this shitter. At least it was funny to make fun of him.

>>76658329
>>76658346
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP STUPID HOES

CUBS fans dont have anything to live up to........BECUASE WE'RE ON FUCK IN TOP BITCHHHHHHHH

#GOCUBSGO

>>76658346
This

There are like 4 cubs fans here aside soler and we're all to low energy to make game threads let alone shit post this much

>>76658105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cXsoRRYf5A

>>76658291
Ah that must be where Kershit learned to serve up meatball sandwiches to his guests so well

>>76658455
lol absolutely wrekt that bitch

>>76658403
Don't ever bring these weak forced memes to /mlb/ again

>>76658495
>luckswing thread full of luckswing posters.

m8, it's hard to go downhill from there.

Hey fellas can we talk about the Brewers for a second?

>>76658546
Go watch cricket or get blown up you giant cuck

>>76658683
Please no repeat of 2014

>>76658455
Your mom is a subway?

I guess since she gets lots of trains run on her.

Now that Kershaw's career is over, who is the best pitcher in baseball?

>>76658685
Sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, have a hot new meme to make up for it.

DFA Lindor

>>76658746
Well someone with a positive WAR certainly

>Arrieta leads all of baseball with 12 wild pitches on the year

>>76659003
Hasn't he always had a high wild pitch average?

>>76658105
Does he fuck cerea?

Will rizzo charge the mound after getting plunked ?

>>76659017
52 lifetime wild pitches. 42 of which thrown since joining the Cubs. Starting in 2014: 8, 6, 16, and 12 this year alone.

>>76659054
He'll probably charge the mound before getting plunked since he's a stupid retarded animal hopped up on roids

Rizzo did nothing wrong you dumb redditors

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The nats signed this man to help them past the first round for 3 years. Will he make them get past the DS?

>>76659094
He's pretty fat. If you think he's on roids your an idiot

>intentionally breaking the rule just to injure a player because his team swept your fraudulent team is doing nothing wrong

Shitcongo logic

>>76659133
roids make you fat if you take them without working out for who knows what reason

>>76658365
>>76658315
it was only a matter of time before the autism of this place drove someone stark raving mad

scary thing lads

>waaaah a player made contact with another player during a play at home plate
>this is ruining baseball you're not supposed to touch the other player!!!!

>>76659170
these are million dollar contracts at stake

post your address, i'll run you over for free

>>76659185
35 pennacook street manchester new hampshire 03104

I doubt you'll do anything limp wristed redditor

>>76659200
unit # please

>/mlb/ is full of reddit users

I thought once we got rid of Felix, Neon Deion, and LeXplorer went to jail that we would be fine.

I guess not.

>>76659230
There is no unit number you dumb trog

>>76659200

Bruh, that's a solid looking neighborhood. Makes me wanna go for a bike ride.

>>76659246
you take up an entire apartment house by yourself? or does your whole shit family infest the whole thing

>>76659259
The apartment is attached to my house you fucking retard

>>76659167
Pissboi just happened to be way ahead of the curve. Guess we're all lined up to be just as fucked in the head.

It was nice knowing you all.

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It's a good day in beautiful St. Pete.

>>76659283

St. Pete. Steve!!!

I knew you'd see the light!

>>76659283

Same here, man. 80 degrees right now, partly cloudy. It'll start raining in a couple of hours, so I'm heading out on my bike for a bit.

Tonight's Cubs game should be fun.

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>>76659294
Sup my low-IQ friend. How's the weather there on the ol wagon?

>>76659265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlF79D0iHaI&t=7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiLnfCPXHOo&t=45

>>76659324

>Went to St. Pete one time
>go to beach
>2 steps in

There was a fuckin sting ray right in front of me

Crazy shit tbqh

>>76659343
Shouldn't be hard I gave you my address.

>>76659350
That's half the appeal of the beaches here desu. Best wild aquatic life in the southeast

>>76659200
>new hampshire
Tell me how you discovered that the Cubs were "your team"

@Ken_Rosenthal 3m3 minutes ago
Tragic news this morning that longtime #RedSox and #Pirates pitcher @TimWakefield49 was airlifted to hospital after serious car crash...

@Ken_Rosenthal 3m3 minutes ago
...Please keep Tim in your thoughts.

>press F to pay your respects

F

>>76659400
the cubs aren't my team, I just believe that anybody who thinks home plate collisions are a bad thing are gimps

>>76659355
do you live with your grandpa or your mom

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1stros tbqhwyf

>>76659428
Neither but I don't own the property

>>76659406
F

rest in piss Wake

REMINDER
the Marlins have never lost a playoff series
therefore, they are the GOAT team

>>76659419
It doesn't matter how you feel about them, they're against the rules.

>>76659406
Why would you make something like this up?

>>76659453
Wrong, it's up to interpretation and because of that umpires generally will ignore the rule if the catch has the ball secured on home plate.

>>76659468
i'm an femanon attention whore

>>76659452
Fuck the Fish desu. Shit fans, shit owner, shit everything.

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RIP Leury for a bit

WB Engel

Dat 80 grade speed

>>76659443
ok

i'll have to confirm that it's really you so when you get my postcard, reply back and we'll set the whole thing up

Woke up and my Yankees still had 27.

Good fuckan feeling.

>>76659497
alright

>>76659495
>team named after the sun
kek

>>76659452
https://youtu.be/DS8XjHSbrUs

And they have the GOAT fans, although few in number.

>>76659515
Are you seriously that retarded?

Someone's never been to Florida

Mike's done, He's ready to go meet his maker at the hands of a pissed off Tanaka

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621866/Radio-host-described-Asian-people-Orientals.html

>>76659472
It's put into detailed wording, and almost every call is up to the umpire's discretion. Rizzo both moved out of his direct line to the plate and put his arms up into the catcher - both forbidden by the rule.
Anyways, the reason umpires ignore it if the catcher has the ball is because the punishment is an out, and if the catcher has the ball and got tackled he's out anyways. If the Padres catcher had dropped it, they would have reviewed the play and called him out guaranteed.

>>76659531
kek I remember this

>>76659579
Wrong

He waited to make the call to see if he still had the ball. Legal play according to home plate ump

>>76659555
>devil rays
>logo had a devil ray lookin thing on it
>rays
>logo has a ray of sunshine on it
literally named after the sun

>>76659571
tanaka would give up a home run to mike

White Sox signed Burger, $3.7 million bonus

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>literally nothing on the front page of mlb.com about rizzo or the cubs
>but there's a bryce harper clip the second video down

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>>76659601
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Tampa_Bay_Rays#1998.E2.80.932003:_Early_years_as_the_Devil_Rays

It was simply re-marketing, but they were the Devil rays for most of their life. Also at least our logo isn't the most bland and lifeless in all of sports.

>>76659669
>devil rays for 9 seasons
>9th season as the Rays
learn to math

scenario: you're stuck in a room with Nolan Arenado and he's naked and sweaty and mad

he gives you two options to get out:
1) he fucks you in the ass until he cums
2) you fuck him in the ass until you cum

which option do you pick and why?
you may only pick one option

>>76659669
The Devil Rays were cool, the Rays are the most boring team in baseball.

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>>76659616

>>76659714
he fucks me

no homo

>>76659721
le epic twitter you have there

>>76659759
Obviously not mine. It's Rick Hahn's.

>>76659644
((((((((((((((((((((((((((Epstein))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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AL Voting Update

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NL (from yesterday)

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>>76659987
>avi 5th

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>>76659987
>avi went up
lol

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>>76659987
>hosmer 1st now

>>76659987
>lifelong roylels making 1,000 fake emails to spam votes again

>>76659995
>Posey

Someone is going to be upset

>>76660054
its okay bajp is perma'd

>>76659987
>Hosmer above the much more deserving Alonso
>The state of AL catchers

>>76659995
>Rizzo above Goldschmidt
>Baez above anyone
>Russell above Turner
>Heyward and Zobrist even getting votes

>>76659987
Sins:
>Alonso, Smoak, and Morrison are the only acceptable 1Bs, Hosmer is garbage
>Sanchez should be the catcher
>Dickerson needs to be the DH
>Betts should be the third OF, not Brantley (assuming Trout doesn't play). Brantley is garbage
>>76659995
Sins:
>Goldschmidt needs to be the 1B, he's the best player in the NL
>3B is a bit of a toss-up, but Turner shouldn't be that far away from first, he's putting up stupid numbers and currently has the WAR lead in the position
>Heyward is terrible, Zobrist is terrible, delete them and let Ozuna take his rightful place

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>it's an everyone whines about royals making the ASG and then they carry the AL to yet another victory episode

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>Eric Hosmer got 310K votes in 1 week

>>76659987

Based, it's almost my entire ballot

>>76660128
>The history of the All Star Game started last year

>>76660165
ned yost managed the last 2 years bro

>>76660128

I voted for hosmer and perez lmao

I wanna win that shit

>>76660140
The power of Royals autism

>>76660172
Ned Yost also has a career .487 winning %.

>>76660182
and the best postseason win% in mlb history

>>76660199
Wow two whole appearances. Get back to me when they make the playoffs for a decade

>Steve Pearce isn't even on the ballot
why is /mlb/ such a bunch of lying dogs?

Manfred has decided for the pace of the game to remove the Designated hitter in the American League. How fucked is your team, AL babbies?

>>76660235
My whole team is shit already, it wouldn't matter

Zimmerman deserves the slot after all the injuries he had over the past few years. Of course Goldy is a better player overall but this year it's negligible besides stolen bases (Z-Man even leading several categories). This is coming from a Mets fan.

anfred has decided for the pace of the game to add the Designated hitter in the National League. How fucked is your team, NL babbies?

>>76660221
it's my fault, I managed to forget about him and EE

forgive me parrotfather for I have sinned

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>>76660235
>no hair power
fucked

>>76660235
Damn, this actually would speed the pace of the game ferociously

>>76660235
>Gattis only in the lineup when he catches
>Beltran in left instead of Aoki when applicable
not really losing all that much

>>76660271
>Kikelel with his >.100 BA

>>76660327
would rather have kek lel bunt than Aoki GIDP or strike out tbH

>>76660327
>Kikkle being in the lineup at all and not out with a neck injury

>Steroids make you huge
>Aaron Judge is 6'7" 280 lbs
>"lol I swear Judge doesn't use steroids!!!!111!!!"
I fucking hate Yankees fans.

>>76660531
they don't make you taller

>>76660548
>yakkety yaks
Keep up the damage control you butthurt faggot. I can't wait for him to be busted.

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>>76660574

>>76660599
>Steroids help increase testosterone levels
>Testosterone helps you grow
>The more testosterone the more you grow
>Aaron Judge is tall and big, so it is likely that he used steroids
I don't see what's so hard about this. The Yankees are known to give their top players steroids too.

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>>76660637
>The Yankees are known to give their top players steroids

>>76659995
>no bellinger

>>76659995

Legit NL All-Stars, According To Soler's Unbiased Opinion:

C: Posey
1B: Goldschmidt
2B: Murphy
SS: Cozart
3B: Arenado
OF: Harper
OF: Blackmon
OF: Ozuna

If you deny this, you don't deserve to breathe the same air that I breathe.

>>76660649
>A-Rod
>Clemens
>Melky Cabrera
>David Justice
>Andy Pettitte
>Chuck Knoblauch
>Jason Giambi
>Gary Sheffield
>Derek Jeter
>yakkety yaks
kek you absolute butthurt is feeding me

>>76660678
That's a list of names, not proof they were given steroids by the team.

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Bow down to your master /mlb/

Why is this girl on MLB Network with just a shirt and no pants on?

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>>76660690
Why did you post a picture of not-freddy galvis?

>>76660695
post pic :D

>>76660649
>david justice
>yankees

That faggot will always be known as an atlanta brave. Shit knoblauch and clemens too will never be remembered for playing for the yankees.

>>76660706
that legit looks like a minor league uniform

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>>76660728
Wrong. They look like Batting Practice uniforms

>>76660695
>turn on MLB network
>they're talking about the Rizzo slide

>>76660706
Looks like a texas rangers logo on the sock

I know its the liberty bell but still looks gay as fuck

>>76660736
>rizzo
>slide

Pick 1 and only one

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>>76660753
It says here that you are legally blind. I'm sorry, but you can no longer drive under the law

>>76660689
>No accusation of steroids before joining the Yankees
>Suddenly busted when they join the Yankees
wow, what a coincidence...

>>76660814
Substantiate the claims you make.

>>76660678
jeter?? what the fuck ?

>>76659987
Where is Chase Headley?

>>76660887
Don't even know what a chase headly is.

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MARINERS!

Just bought a ticket to the cubs pads brawl this evening

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>>76661478
>tfw Zunino is hitting above .250 for once

4D replays in MLB when?

https://twitter.com/sung_minkim/status/877166648884568066

>>76659995
>conforto still isn't in the top 15

>>76661873

>In Japans world cup bid they claimed they would have 6 gorrillion cameras and the capability of projecting holograms at games in real life stadiums in real time

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Hi guys, Jeff Luhnow here. I wanted to inquire about the asking price of a certain Mr. Jacob DeGrom, currently employed by the team in Queens. Looking forward to hearing back from y'all.

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>>76661478
>>76661829
MARINYAS!

With tensions between America and Russia increasing, and the likelihood that WW3 breaks out, how likely do you think it is for baseball players to be called into duty now?

Most ballplayers enlisted/were drafted during WW2 (and I believe during the Korean War too), so I wonder if we would see the same thing now that pretty much every baseball player is making millions of dollars now. That's a heavy investment to lose for the owners.

>>76662790
To further elaborate, it would be interesting to see how that messes with stats in the near future. Just look at Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio: they both missed prime years of their career to serve during WW2, so their stats aren't as great as other all-time greats are.

>>76662790
>WW3 draft

blue jays confirmed 5+ repeat champions

>>76662790

I hope they get drafted, I can finally make it in the bigs

Sandoval got an ear infection

>1 win away from .500 for first time in 2 months
>chris sale pitching

please meme magic just one more time

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Hello MLB people.

I swear I've never watched a single baseball game in my life (can't even understand the point scoring to be honest. they don't broadcast it in russia)

but decided to bet 402€(450$) on pic related.

I'm going to sleep now, but rate these.

>>76663069
congratulations on betting on 3 coin flips

>>76663069

Why do people do this?

Maybe the Windians win

>>76663100
>Why do people do this?

Addiction

>>76663117

Stuck awake at night dreaming of ponies?

Baseball is America’s sport. That is a fact that cannot be argued. The sport is as much a part of American legend as freedom, apple pie, and a gratuitous overuse of flag symbolism. Baseball is America, and America is baseball.
It’s not enough, though, to say that the sport is universally American. Some parts of it are more American than others, there can be no doubt. For example, the use of the designated hitter (DH) by the American League (AL) is assuredly un-American and potentially communistic in nature.
Today, though, I am here to inform which of the 30 active MLB stadiums is the most American. After thousands of man-hours of work, there was only one reasonable answer: Coors Field, home of the Colorado Rockies. If there’s one thing people love about sports, it’s action and offense. While a true fan will of course appreciate the finer intricacies of a clutch defensive play, any sports aficionado from the amateur to the truly dedicated will enjoy an exciting offensive moment. Baseball, more than most other sports, is a sport that rewards good defense, and it’s up to the batter to make an offensive play happen.
Coors Field, then, is surely where offense in baseball can have its day. One need only look to Sunday, the 18th of June in the 2017th year of the Lord, where Nolan Arenado, an athlete through-and-through, hit for the cycle while simultaneously walking off the pitiful San Francisco Giants with a 3 run homer. While nonbelievers often complain about Coors being a “hitter’s park”, one of baseball’s greatest strengths is the differing fields of play. Coors is but one of thirty, and its uniqueness is its greatness. A wide selection of food and drink, the wonderful fans, and the magnificent view of the Denver skyline also play a part in making Coors Field the best stadium in all of the majors.
The Rockies and Coors field were a match made in heaven, the clear leaders of the best division in baseball paired with the best ballpark known to man.

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Saunders is feeling down because he just got DFA'd. Please say something nice to cheer up the former all star

>>76663228
At least you got DFA'd from a good team.

>>76660111
>Brantley is garbage
ABSOLUTELY HANG YOUR SELF

test

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>>76663228
>SAUNDERS WAS DFA'D
YES FUCKS YES THANK YOU BASED KLENTAK. NOW FIRE HACKANIN AND HIS BAND OF RETARDS!

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>>76663228
your defensive mastery was always entertaining

why's shit so fucking slow these last couple days? page 5 just as the season's really getting going and less than an hour til today's games

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>>76663844
lots of shitposters get banned/ignored so fishing for yous isnt as effective as it was before.

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>>76663929
>tfw basedaj was banned and hasn't come back yet
mods did something right

>>76664090
do you think he got permabanned?

http://www.wbaltv.com/article/steam-explosion-under-investigation-in-downtown-baltimore/10198624

>>76662790
MLB would just become a fully hispanic/asian league for a few years

>>76664153
Hopefully

>>76664157
Ooh boy who dindu nuffin dis time?

>>76664178
Good. He was the only trip that legitimately annoyed me. Soler and Old Bay don't post enough to be too annoying, and DG and mo'Lester gave some good laughs. AJ was just a shitter.

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>>76664157


Who here /retired/??

feel bad for all the young kids that get drafted when the shit hit s the fan :^(
feel bad the police and FD right now, nevermind the EMTs and victims
hope that was an accident

Any other Brewers fans around?

>>76664395
Bud Selig

>>76664438
around, but in the ground

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>hosting the Cards

Let's just get this sweep over with.

>>76664456
Bud Selig

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>>76664466


As you wish...

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>>76664466
>Don't have Saunders weighing us down
THe games got easier

SF Giants vs ATL Braves (#2 of 4)

7:35 PM ET | 4:35 PM PT

>>76664594
>>76664594
>>76664594

Cardinals @ Phillies game thread
>>76664702
>>76664702
St. Louis @ Philadelphia game thread

So, how often does someone get hit by a pitch while trying to avoid said pitch, and not crossing the plane result in the batter not being on first base?

>>76659714
It doesn't matter whether you're pitching or catching. It's all baseball.

>>76664777
top lel

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>>76659714
option 1, because how would I get it up?
I assume he's ready for some anal bum lovin', since he brought it up, so I leave that to him
Question; Do I win anything?

>>76659714
I have severe constipation so i doubt anything can go in my ass without me getting hurt
option 2 since, if he's gay, his butt is probably ready for quick insertion
maybe i'll learn something about myself too

royals red sox
>>76665204
>>76665204
>>76665204

Cubs and dads

deathmatch edition

>>76665210

>>76665210

>>76665210

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Anyone else doing the Hanley Ramirez program, 210 assists challenge? this is the most tedious thing this game has ever had. I'm playing SS's at 1st, 2nd, 3rd, SS. and I'm still only getting like 5 per game.

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OOOO MAMA

>>76665260
>nonexistant benis

>>76665260

I'd fuck it in the ass

>>76665260
>they don't show his dick
this is stupid

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>>76665337
gotta leave certain things to the imagination

>>76665260
is it just me or does Baez look like the ultimate twink?

>>76665395
nah

>>76665395

you have no clue what a twink is, do you

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Please stop talking about naked men

>baseball

>>76665418

baseball is full of naked men, amigo

every single clubhouse person, media member, and teammate has seen all of your favorite players' dongs and tushies

>don't plunk Rizzo to start the game
>takes you deep

Holy shit, is this memeball at its best?

>>76665443
then the players should get to see the media members and clubhouse people nekkid as well
its only fair

>>76665536
No one cares

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>>76665539

We should all be naked, all the time

You guys ever mix big league chew and chewing tobacco?

>>76665536
he's getting suspended soon

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>>76665601


I mixed some gin and club soda with half n half..

I wouldn't recommend it

>>76665628
Is that a baseball thing? I know some pros actually mix BLC and chew

>>76665626
sez who

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Phillies should get downsized to the minors

Why no relegation in the baseball?
perfect place for it..

Is this Pebbles/Sneks series going to be epic or a massive disappointment?

>>76665681
what. no it isn't. who would replace them

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>>76665740

I dunno

Who's the best Minor League teams right now?

>>76665765
It really doesnt matter.

I just want to be in the threads towards the end of the season of the team about to get relegated. Also it would dissuade teams from tanking

>>76665765
Minor league teams are all affiliated. that just screams disaster

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>>76665817
Well that will have to change

Don't try to stand in the watch of progression, Canada

this is Democracy in action

>>76665848
*way of

>all stunts were provided by Tony's Disasters Inc

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HAHAHA STANKEES AMIRITE

WERE TOTALLY NOT BLOWING ANOTHER CHANCE TO FINALLY FUCKING MAKE .500 AGAIN IN ARLINGTON OR ANYTHING, DONT LOOK NOW, DONT LOOK EVER

>>76665787

it will make the end of seasons supremely interesting -_-

Someone make a Rockies/Dbacks gamethread. I don't want to spam this one

>>76665924
somebody will in time -_-

Do not try to be the thread
Rather, let the thread be

>94 degrees at Coors
There's going to be at least 5 dingers boys
Probably more

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>>76665875
at least you aren't facing chris sale as your chance to make it to .500

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>>76665950
it's 101 at my house

>another 5+ run game for the orioles pitching staff

wew they are gonna get the record arent they

Rockies vs. Dbacks

>>76666039
>>76666039
>>76666039

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>>76661873
Why didn't he slide?

LOSEDIANS

Reminder that Craig Biggio refused to retire right when his Value was ending so he could get 3000 hits, and ended up being one of the worst players in baseball that year. Reminder that he also single handedly destroyed any value major milestones had. Before him 3000 hits was widely celebrated, 500 homes was a huge deal. Now, nobody cares when Pujols, the second greatest player ever to play first base gets 600 home runs, and nobody will care when Kershaw gets his 300th win

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>>76665978
Yeah
I'm
I'm
Ugh, I'm not a retard, dad, I'm a NEET.
Well the difference being one is laziness and the other is mental sickness!
Dad, pu- put mom on the phone.

>>76666330

>Biggio btfo Pujols from retirement

Holy fuck I love him more now

>>76666342
And nobody will even notice Altuve getting 4000 hits

>>76666330
300 wins is still stupid impressive. It hasn't been tainted by anyone.

>arizona's "defense"

>>76666381
300 wins has been tainted by the fact wins are meaningless

>>76666330
>Now, nobody cares when Pujols, the second greatest player ever to play first base gets 600 home runs

that's fully sosa and thome's fault tho

>>76666381
It's a counting stat that can be had by playing long enough(Biggio) or by actually being good (Most players)

>>76666430
>>76666430
You can claim that Sosa and A-Rod have tainted it some but you can't claim Thome, one of history's greatest power hitters is at fault

>>76666430
>>76666449

That shit is Bond's fault and the MLB's fault for not defending roiding.

>>76666469
>defending roiding.

>>76666483

Baseball is dead

#BRINGBACKROIDS

>>76666449
literally everybody in the top 10 of career dingers is one of the greatest power-hitters of all time, and all of them save Sosa and Thome are on an entirely different level of talent than those two

>>76666489
Baseball is growing, unlike sports such as football and basketball that are all about "muh explosiveness" and "muh offense"

>>76666523

I like seeing homeruns

Everyone does.

MLB please

>>76666515
Thome was a better power hitter than Sosa and Robinson, and I think the case can be made that he was a better pure power hitter than Griffey. Though in terms of all around baseball, Griffey is miles ahead of Thome.

>>76666330
Doesn't Biggio have the most HBPs of all-time too? I always thought that was a funny stat.

>>76666546
2nd all time behind Hughie Jennings. A note is that Chase Utley is 9th all time

>>76666566
>>76666546
>Jason Kendall is 5th all time

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Anime, of course

>>76666666
D E L E T E
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L
E
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>>76666666
Perfect

>>76666666
fufufu~

>>76666666
BAED MARINERS GET

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>>76666666

>>76666666
Fuck you

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>>76666666
FUCK SHITATTLE

>>76666666
fuck seattle and fuck baseball

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>>76666666
well this is embarrassing

>>76666666
Get fucked

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>>76666666