OFFICIAL BOSTON RED SOX @ KANSAS CITY ROYALS GAME THREAD

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R O Y A L S

GOOD thread so far

>>76665219
is this pic ironic

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how do you know when it's right time to post

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went to the batting cages again today and completely cut my hands to shit

think I need to buy some batting gloves

>>76665330
when youre wee wee tingles

>>76665374
batting gloves dainty girl

Pablo will likely be DFA'd before he's back from the DL

rejoice lads

imagine hving to go on the DL for sucking too bad

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>>76665399
I took 150 pitches after going to the batting cages twice in the last 10 years.

my hands blistered up and POPPED while I was half way through my pitches.

I don't think pros even take 150 pitches in a row

>>76665423
i want to go to cages

hey dodgers girl poster, respond

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>>76665431
I'm trying to make it a habit to go at least one a week so I can start getting out more. It was a really nice day today besides cutting up my hands.

I didn't have anything to do at work so I left and went to the batting cages (so basically got paid to go to the cages) then after that I bought me and my mom dinner and I tipped the girl working the register $5 because she was really cute.

Now I get to watch a comfy Chris Sale game. I hope everybody else had as good a day as I did.

>>76665460
the owner probably takes the tips

t knower

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>>76665458
yo

>>76665474
thoughts?

>>76665465
I think that's only at big franchises, this was a local place. I probably should've asked. I literally only tipped her because she was a pretty skinny blonde with beautiful light blue eyes and held eye contact with me during the entire order.

>>76665493
truster

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>>76665482
Nice thread, very good layout.

http://www.beboosports.ml/p/page-13.html

stream if anybody needs it

This Strahm guy is crazy good I'm pretty sure. He put up godly numbers last year from the bullpen

>>76665523
reddit tier

lefty killed

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ROYALS BEST TEAM EVER

>giving nintendi the night off instead of Betts

I know nintendi can't hit lefties but seriously give Betts a day off for fudge sake

>>76665567
wtf, you can't say that

>>76665580
Royals>All other MLB teams>Camel>Red Sox

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please wait a minute before posting, my stream is a little behind and I don't want spoilers

strom

strömung

is he good idk funny name though

hanram with a BLAST!

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>>76665604
wow royals fans are the rudest fans in baseball!!

what the FUCK i can't believe big papi just made a surprise unretirement pinch hit grand slam

>>76665604
why'd you write that

lying is a sin against god

>>76665641
god doesn't exsit

did anyone see him playing soccer

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>>76665648
don't make me lecture you about the sun and the earth again buck-o

Real talk do you think the Sox will try to get some better batting before trade deadline

brb reporting that stream that he's watching

>>76665423
My pop would rent a cage for like an hour and I would hit to ooze was running out of my hands

Never realized the problem was I needed glasses to hit the curve ball would probably be playing today if I got glasses sophomore year

>>76665675
>Real talk
reddit talk*

>do you think
no never

sale on pace for a 27 pitch perfect game.

>>76665703
wow, historic

>>76665687
I'm so rusty from not playing in 10+ years that I've just purely working on contact. It's like my motor skills are completely gone, but I improved a lot today compared to last time.

I guess I swing high most of the time, once I adjusted my stance to more of a squatting position even my light swings were absolutely bombing. I think their machines are adjusted for kids or something because the ball was so low. But the softball machine was like a foot over my head lol.

And yeah my hands were literally oozing blister goo all over the bat, I hope I don't get an infection.

>>76665687
>>76665730
can you please stop posting anything about hand ooze just having written that it's the last time i want to see those words in my thread, thanks

>>76665730
Yeah the power comes from your quads and ass not upper body

I think I'm gonna go to a cage again do you bring your own bat?

incredible insdie the booth look

WHAT time's game tomorrow?

>>76665802
The only bat I have anymore is an autographed 2004 world series bat lol. They have their own helmets and bats at the cages I go to, but if I can get in a routine of going regularly I'll probably buy my own. Almost certainly going to try and find some cheap gloves though so I don't mess up my hands again.

>>76665818
2:15 PM EST

In all seriousness, I think when Pablo comes back you give him one to two weeks of starting most games. It's not like you're getting offense from Rutledge or Marrero. If he doesn't show significant improvement over that time, cut your losses and release him. Eat the money. Just move on. He's getting paid either way, might as well just help the team by moving him off the roster. Agree / disagree?

>>76665832
wtf, what time are we going to do the thread then

>>76665857
probably starting around 2 if I'm not still at work and I remember

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>>76665864

Leaving work is Don on?

>>76665839
At this point Id rather play Rutledge and Marrero for the rest of the season and see how they do, preparing to bring in a quality player for the position.

>>76665894
um don't give me that look bud

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>>76665907

>>76665902
Marrero, Rutledge, Holt and Young should be our bench and Pablo should be DFA'd asap

>>76665922
>holt

literal brain damage

>>76665936
still better than pablo

>>76665922
Agree. Its been frustrating watching Pablo continue to blow it. I dont know anything about inner ear stuff but this visit to the DL might be the first step out.

they're going to lose 0-1 again aren't they

Nice dress on Guerin today. She keeps it tight.

>>76665979
she keeps it right

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>>76665963
yes

at least guerrin is looking very pretty tonight

DFA sale he sucks now

DFA sale now or move him to DH

>>76665991
do you think guerin would look good with big muscles lol

>>76665936

Holy can't play right now.

>>76665902

If they bring in a FA I think it's more likely a Moreland type one year deal to bridge the gap to Devers.

If Sale gets no run support tonight I bet he goes psycho and chokes out Hanley

>u heard it here first

>>76666004
gross no

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have we talked about sandoval yet

>>76666028
haha yeah me either lol

>>76666031
pedo brother arrives but can't bother reading thread

>>76666031
ya

DAY 51

No Drapper

>>76666031
yeah let's talk about Shaw

pablo sandoval weeping from his hospital bed

>>76666031
Hes cooling on the 10 day DL with some inner ear infection.

good read devin!

good read mookie!

good plays!

>>76666061

He probably went anon. Most tripfags see the light sooner or later.

>>76666102
no i would know it's him

somethig happened

i feel dark foreboading about it

Good hustle from Marrero. Poor play by KC

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pablo wouldn't have scored off that

marrero is honestly my favorite 3rd basemen on the roster, I don't care if he can't hit over .200

>>76666046
>ctrl+f 'sandoval' and 'pablo'
>0 results

close enough

Marrero a STUDENT OF THE GAME.

Love to have Speiers in the booth.

>>76666127
speirie sucks

shit op desu

>>76666122
>crtl+f 'pablo'
>8 results
>crtl+f 'sandoval'
>3 results

>>76666150
i use an advanced regex search pattern that displayes different results

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>red sox have used 7 different 3rd basemen this year

what do we even have that many on the 40 man roster?

marrero, rutledge, vaz, pablo who else? I don't remember armadillo playing 3rd this year.. are they counting chris young because he pinch hit for pablo last night???

Time for some Moustakas trivia

>>76666185
you can do that in the royals thread

>>76666176
brock holt

>>76666176
holt, marco hernendez

>>76666176
the immortal steve selsky

texting one for sellers only not the royals the red sox

If only Hanley was half as good as he was last year

>>76666239
if only you stopped trying to put me to sleep

can i get a quick rundown of some of the future hall of famers down in pawtucket?

I want to know who we will get for moose after we finish this half of the season with a 12 game losing streak

>>76666265
rusney castillo and pablo sandoval

>>76666265
Trader Dave sent all top prospects away for ppl like thirnsberg and price

>>76666348
dang, well at least you have david price now thankfully

>>76666348
>and price
???????????????

>>76666353
price aka pomeranz

>>76666353
he traded money for him

guys i have pneumonia and i havent been to work in 6 days

>>76666386
set up gofundme

This fucking strike zone.

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>>76666422

>Rockies cucked blue moon

feeling veyr concerned for dying of pneumonia guy

based .500 hitter boy

based bjbj

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JBJ

GJ Samuel Travis

BARE HANDED BANDIT

omfg

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WEW JBJ THOSE LEGS

TRAVIS ELITE HITTER TBQH

mental mistake i know that feeling haha

our future 3rd basemen looked like he was injured on that play, hope he's alright

>>76666525
wtf, xander's in the dugout

>blue moon sells more than sam adams

I'm going to need a source on that

they're playing like they want to win for some reason

SANDY ITS A GIRLS NAME BUT HE STILL DID GOOD

>3 runs
>still 0 outs

that's im-impossible

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omfg.

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MY BOY SANDY IS BACK

>>76666554
they're inspired by farrel DFAing pablo

LET'S GO ROYALS *clap clap, clap clap clap*

>>76666572
you underestimated the red sox's power

hahaha, this isn't even their final form

>>76666589
good post

>>76666595
*evolves red sox to final form*
*rick porcello gives up 12 runs to the indians in the ALDS*

Are all of you cucks this reactionary in real life? One inning it's DFA the whole team and tank, the next it's Eries confirmed.

>>76666624
DFA this post

>>76666624
actually i just like having fun i wonder what the get will be

can royals get the get?

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omfg3

>>76666673
no
>>76666666

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HE JUST SAID NEGRO ON TELEVISION

WTF!!!!

>>76666704
no he didn't

every time we give sale a lot of runs he gives up like 6+ runs so I expect to lose this game still tbqh

i'm not sure i believe that cal

i'm tired because i'm dying of pneumonia

should blacks be allowed to vote?

>>76666838
vote for the allstar game #ASGWORTHY

all star game should be replaced by battle royal

>>76666849
>blacks
>voting
>watching baseball
>voting for the MLB All-Star game

imagine games were only seven innings

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>>76666888
interesting....we're always looking for ways to shorten the game to bring in new viewers and to make the game more enjoyable for long time fans

F A R M L A N D

>>76666940
the only reason it's still nine is tradition but if you think for one second you will realize nine innings will KILL this game

>>76666971
it should be like cricket, just get all 27 outs for one team done in the same inning you know, and then do the other team

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>>76666971
How about two strikes is an out and two outs per inning? We will test it out in AA next year.

why would we trade for a 3rd baseman when we have a ferrari

is that's any way to treat a future teammate

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that was a threat

you better come to boston or we will take you out

This is some weak shitposting. Half barely deserve a (You), the rest don't get even a nibble.

>>76667114
lol

76667174

rating but it's not a rate thread, if youw ant one where there's always upvotes and downvotes try >>>/reddit/

You guys think you can afford the Moose? You are paying a fat bastard to sit in the dugout a shit ton of money.

shut the f*ck off

anyone remember how royals threads were before all star break 2014?

>>76667248
yeah lol wild times

>>76667248
similar to now when they dont exist anymore LOL

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>>76667267
>>76667283

is ump on my side

lefty killer

how will they lose this one

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool xander

okay, before manfred gets angry at us let's get out as quickly as possible and make this a short game

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omfg

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What the fuck Moore? Why would you send Skogland down?

8-1 it's the biggest blowout ever in the history of sports i think

>>76667454
STFU

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@76667454

nice play lol dustin who

>>76667474
it's ironic bait, you're supposed to bite it but ironically get it

>>76667533
thesis poster

thread everyone dead of pneumonia

>>76667594
KC just gave up on the game pulling Cain & Escobar already, so...

>>76667605
i don't know who any of those are

is defense overrated

he tryed to hit that off a bounce maybe the hair bleach soaked into his brain

>stankees are on a 6 game losing streak

lmfao

>>76667862
>6

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>>76667862

>Make that 7

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>>76667895
>>76667874
L M F A O

>>76667862
7

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>yankees

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>doesn't even try to run down to first

sad

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very low effort future 3rd basemen

running is no big deal you should try bicycling

imagine giving up in the fourth

reminiscing about naps

guerin is a BIG napper... that's hot...

i don't get this meme they keep saying it's encouraging that they haven't played their best this season why is that encouraging

The angels beat the yankees? Wtf we stomped that team a couple days ago

i'ts like NASA 'oh they have failed to go to space so much it's really encouraging soon they will stop making fakes and finally go into space'

>>76668118
Because it means they will get better

>>76668174
prove this

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please no drip

sale you freaking r*tard i want to go to bed

DFA SALE NOW

SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME

looool look at this freaking autist i am laughing

Is sale a bust

ball 500 texarakana smokeys beat the redfeet of sommerville goodnight everyone courage

>>76668255
Yeah, we will give you three pencil shavings and a big wad of chewed bubblegum for him though.

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ROYALS

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pants

damn replay is so cool love the way everyone had to stand around looking confused instead of celebrating

>Making your pitcher bat
Literally what

gg royals see ya tomorrow afternoon

(or not because im usually the only one posting during afternoon games)

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GG Royals

see everyone at 2:05 eastern for tomorrow's game

>>76668264
ok good post

>>76668329
afternoon game???

THATS A FUCKIN BALK

>>76668336
it starts at 2pm tomorrow

Are the royals a NL team

>>76668329
im there but i dont post because i hate you

>>76668329
my post

>>76668332
2:05 eastern??!

btw june 20 2017 champions of the al east for the entire world champs

>>76668352
No. It was the bottom of the 9th so why not give it a try

>>76668395
bottom of the ninth or +2 extra as i like to think of it