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News:
>UFC to add live broadcast stats
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/6/19/15829072/report-ufc-adding-real-time-mlb-style-stats-live-event-broadcasts-mma
>GDR stripped of WFW title, Cyborg and Anderson now fighting for actual title
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-214-cyborg-justino-megan-anderson-germaine-de-randamie-stripped
>Tony Ferguson to debut as FS1 analyst
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/tony-ferguson-debuts-as-fs1-analyst-at-ufc-fight-night-112-in-oklahoma-city-anik-cruz-call-action
>Thompson and Masvidal want to fight each other
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/stephen-thompson-vs-jorge-masvidal-has-legs-after-all
Buster Schwin
>https://youtu.be/xamU9h1AKmM
why is maia ducking bros? I thought that was woodleys job
Would he make it inside the octagon after 2 solid years of basic mma striking/wrestling?
I say yes.
one hundo %
i could outawkward every here
>>76654467
>after 2 solid years of basic mma striking/wrestling?
Yes that worked out so well for CM Punk.
*GADOOOSH*
>>76654496
>Comparing a busted 38 year old who's done nothing but take hard bumps his whole life to Canelo
Come on man...
>>76654491
updated shawb md5 image filter with all the recent spam added if anybody is in need
https://pastebin.com/TVZa4BAP
>>76654509
Canelo might be able to last longer than 2 minutes, but he would meet the same fate.
>>76654523
>he filter 426 images
Dude, seriously you should be posting on Reddit. This place is not meant for you.
*spreads legs*
>>76654458
>literally not a peep from /heem/ about this
kek
>>76654553
It's been posted about already, you're behind the times lad but you can have this (You)
>>76654553
No one is excited about Maia honestly.
>>76654491
*blocks your path*
What if Conor beats the living shit out of Floyd
>>76654593
What I'm worried about is if Conor goes into auto-pilot and just starts throwing knees when they clinch up, or he accidentally KO's floyd with a flying knee.
>>76654603
Like remember that KO he had against Eddie? What if it is that bad ?
I think people are underestimating Conor. He's a hard striker and definitely has a chin. Mayweather has never fought someone with his stance and style, he's only fought boxers with typical boxing stances. One good left counter and fights over.
>>76654615
>p-please buy the ppv
>>76654615
>two fucking months of posts like these
Question: Assume UFC 193 never happened
Let's then instead say that Ronda was crossing over to do a huge mega-boxing fight against Holly Holm. Would people still say Ronda stood a chance to win? Cause that's essentially what's happening here with this whole fiasco. It's not a fight, it's a circus money-grab publicity stunt. They both win cause they're making millions of dollars. They both have a gentleman's agreement going on, Floyd wins to protect his legacy while McGregor comes out of it looking respectable. It's not Ali vs. Liston, it's two men doing business.
>>76654603
I kind of worry about this too because it'll turn everything to shit
I know there's a case for knowing your ruleset and months of training, but at the same time Conor IS an MMA fighter and you can go into autopilot.
Conor had a mural painted of him ko'ing floyd lmao
absolute mad man
>>76654641
fuck off conor is a 100 times better striker than Ronda
Cody would actually kill Teymur
Hey guys gonna go fight Floyd tomorrow
Don't worry though I've never been KO'd and Mayweather is used to fighting Boxer's, and I'm not one, so I figure I stand a better chance than those who spent their life dedicated to the sport. He won't be able to match my awkward movements because even I don't know what I'll do next!!!!
>>76654648
poor Artem is gunna have to paint over it
>>76654615
>he's only fought boxers with typical boxing stances
Yes because these are the only stances that work
>>76654655
And Floyd is a 100 times better boxer than Conor, it's a damn analogy.
>>76654663
>because even I don't know what I'll do next!
This is what Diego Sanchez said before Seething Al put him away in 1 round.
>>76654674
its a retarded one, please close the tab
>>76654603
I would love this, for Conor to realise he hadn't got his dream pay day after all
>>76654663
>Floyd's used to fighting boxers
>I'm not one
>Nascar drivers are used to racing against other race cars
>I'm a hoverboard driver so I'll catch them off-guard
2.5/10 , made me reply.
>>76654683
Except it isn't you McGregor nuthugger. The only "arguments" I'm seeing are, "it's gonna be le awkward" as if it was in any way awkward for Holly to completely destroy Ronda in what was essentially a boxing match.
Hey guys, been away for a few days and I havnt seen the fights or read the results yet. How did Gomi look against Tuck, good right?
>>76654615
>https://youtu.be/dwX-JTP8SE4
>>76654696
lmao how did you get that far into the post without realising it was ironic?
Did you really think I was fighting Floyd tomorrow? lmao
>>76654704
Yeah it was insane he got a 1st round submission, won me 100
>>76654704
delet this
>>76654710
Safe to say that guy will never be invited to a high level training camp again.
Tigey wanna go home
Tigey want milk milk
>>76654710
>Look through comments
>People are saying that the video is a year old
>Immediately remember people were saying the same thing about CM Punk
>>76654738
heh nothin personel kid
>>76654603
lots of funny mma shit conor could pull. head kick, mt sweep, clinch knees, guillotine, oblique kick
or usada tests floyd on accident and he pops
could a mma fighter tree to do a showtime of the ring move?
ourguys /heem/?
>>76654806
What would he be asking Mark in that situation? Filename makes no sense
>>76654467
Imagine him punching with 4oz gloves...
do you guys hide stubs on your filters?
>>76654831
Add this to your collection.
>>76654842
He would destroy people left and right.
>>76654467
literally who is this ginger fuck
>>76654837
you're getting annoying
>>76654847
Yeah. I used not to, because I thought there might be something worth reading, but that was never the case
>>76654862
time for bed Springsperg, you got a big day at city hall tomorrow
>>76654837
springsperg isn't here, you can stop
>>76654792
Sasaki deffo yea
>>76654710
Conor whooped him. Van faggot is STILL crying.
>>76654868
We are not finna lose in Denver
>>76654854
very funny bro, you think of that one yourself? seek help
>>76654862
That's how every meme works, anon
People find something funny and make a lot of OC about it, and then spam the same old OC over and over again until the joke just makes people angry
The only difference is that people get annoyed quicker on 4chan
>>76654890
stop the h8 bro
>>76654853
Although he might also destroys his hands in the process
..
>>76654939
>thanks for the breakfast anon, my twink bf is not here, you to jump in bed with me?
WHAT DO
>>76654939
what did he say to eddie?
>I want u to have my belt bro
>Chad "money" Mendes
>Jose Aldo - #1 P4P at time of UFC 194
>Floyd "money" Mayweather
>Current #1 P4P
>Mfw the leprechaun is fighting a hybrid of past opponents
The memes are all there.
>>76654939
>And Cowboy(Twice)...
>>76654939
For sure don't get heem stoppied by sloppy uppercuts my guy
>>76654953
>you now remember claudia telling joanna she's not pretty and joanna turned to the camera
>>76654901
your gimmick is boring
McGregs is really selling it.
I was having doubts on this being the world's first billion dollar fight but idk.
What do you lads tink?
>>76654997
>le 0-0 boxing man
https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/876425450200891398
WTF I love Tyron now
>>76654997
Camera angles or is he really that big? Probably roids
>>76654997
Oh wow. He's going to take a corned beef and cabbage dump in mayweather's head.
>>76654997
Holy shit why would you get that painted for a fight you know you're going to lose
Hopefully it's Photoshop
>>76655015
He hasn't fought in over 7 months. He's obviously back on the juice.
>>76655024
When you have 100 million, you can afford to spend it on silly little paintings for your teenage nuthuggers to fawn over.
>>76655010
cringe
Here's your white belt, here's your black belt, he's how close you're gonna get to the belt now that I'm in town *flips the bird*
>>76655010
Awesome
Keys to victory
>Awkward stance
>throw jabs at different angles
>Utilize the clinch
>>76655010
>my mom worked 3 jobs so I have had it hard
what a dork
>>76654467
Nah. It's not the wrestling or grappling, take down defence is quick to learn. It's the kicks and distance management that'll fuck with him.
Someone with kickboxing experience like Vitali would do pretty well
>>76655059
worked
>>76655010
I'm getting real sick of people trying to act like Conor
Hope Tyron turns his face into a pulp
>>76654997
Guys listen *stands up*
MMA guys stand different, Conor will stand like this *widens stance*
Floyd is used to boxers with boxing stances, Conors gonna be punching Floyd at an angle he's never seen before.
"Well the way I see it--"
As an artist, that jab is gonna be landing all night my man, 100%
>>76655063
Vitali got his glass jaw shattered in kickboxing though. He fucked off to boxing where the competition is a little easier.
>>76654997
u wot m8
Someone needs to webm Schaub's Conor stance.
I made the video start at right time
https://youtu.be/2do5gwevlwU?t=11m31s
>>76655055
kek
>How exactly is Conor McGregor gonna win a round?
That jab is gonna land 100% my guy.
>So you think Conor is going to outbox Floyd Mayweather?
I think he's gonna out-awkward him.
>Brandon, you need to understand-
Conor throws a different jab. Homeboy bounces around. He's gonna bully Floyd my guy 100% let's bet 2 grand on it.
>>76655072
>implying this boring blanket is ever getting a titleshot
>>76655189
I didn't mention anything about in an octagon ;)
>>76655159
Homeboys gonna get jabbed from angles he never knew existed my man, 100%
Angles are beast
>>76654458
Bitch move by Tyron desu. Maia fought in May, it's too soon. Maia should be given at least 3 months, unless you just knocked out someone in the 1st.
>>76654847
Only Borple Stubs
>>76655159
Conor will land his counter left. It's the only world class punch he's got. He got destroyed in sparring with Van Heedern, but he still landed counter lefts that dazed him. Conor's defence is shitty and he get's tagged a lot even in MMA.
His counter left's dropped everybody it has touched except a larger, adamantium chin Diaz
Floyd is 20lbs smaller than Conor. But he's probably not going to land enough punches to KO him in 10 oz gloves.
>>76655240
he fought in midmay and tyron wants it at the end of july, youre really gonna complain about 2 weeks?
i bet you maia takes more damage in camp than he did in that "fight"
>>76655259
If Floyd is so weak, why aren't people walking through his shots?
Michael Bisping is the GOAT
>yfw Conor does this to Floyd but the ref doesn't see it and it leads to a meme knockout
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1497760162378.webm
>>76655264
>>76655259
Conor isn't going to land enough to drop him not floyd
>>76655270
>linking a post
>>76655270
>>76655240
I agree with that, maia was forced to take a sooner title fight then was fair to maia.
Though I see this being more one sided. Woodley could be alot better then we think. Since rory loss in which he got beat tactically, he had a awkward win over condit which everyone doubted, a boring fight over gastelum whom no one gave credit for being as damn good as he is now (top 10 170-185 combined),
hendricks fucked his shit by not being ready right away so no extra woodley hype and lawler's injured thumb and long break after going to war with condit also separated the distance between woodley looking competent and woodley fighting lawler, which he won, early but didn't establish alot of presence from it while wonderbread beat 3 straight ex-#1 contenders at WW in a flashy dominant manner. Then a bad style match-up against a popular hot fighter led to a boring fight on a card mired by goober bs, then another boring fight in the rematch which he wined about since well he knew his reputation sucked and the rematch wouldn't do him any favors.
I would favor woodley over GSP, and if he does beat maia I hope he beats him down then finishes him so we can have a less questionable champ at WW. Woodley will lose soon, but if he can kill maia hype and re-unite the WW lines it'd be all good. He may be the last 170 lb champ as 165/175 is getting closer to reality. one last champ for 170 gsp/woodley. then have woodley versus gastelum 2 for the new WW tile while the 165 division is the highest ranked at the time of cowboy, RDA, gunni, brazil cowboy, yancy, masvidal etc
as for the 195 , it should be Richfranklin weight. since Rich is a hall of famer and fought the msot around the weight class and RW is a nice name, 220/230 ish is always cruiserweight so it's set
>>76655270
Hahahaha
So we all agree that Big Pigg is the definition of JUST-ed and this is the perfect opportunity for value right?
I made big money when wonderboy embarassed him.
>>76655259
I haven't watched McGregor/Holloway in a while, did Max get dropped?
>>76655308
I'd just bet the over. They could both shit the bed and it wouldn't surprise me.
>>76655308
>the bookies love him
>>76655323
not bad advice
i can see them both gassing and hugging until the closing bell a big percentage of the time
Is Boobie Sagg a good fighter?
>>76655259
I don't think Floyd will be moving forward enough to actually get hurt with any counter lefts. I bet he tries to feint counter lefts out of conor, and counters conors counters. He probably will go to the body early and not come forward until he knows Conor is tired
>>76654831
>tfw Glaube had Sefo and Filho coaching him in his corner against Mirko and still lost
>>76655420
Mayweather's gonna find a home for his body jab. Even if he's got a reach advantage, Goober doesn't really throw stiff jabs, it's mostly a bunch of smothery shit.
>>76655454
Hoost sure has a lot of right hook KO losses. Problem with lefties, maybe?
*spreads legs*
i can now land a jab on any boxer in the world
>>76655445
I really don't understand people rating Conors jab, like SKEEUP or Schaub. He never developed a good jab because his style is built around fighting orthodox fighters, which worked for MMA until he had to fight a southpaw with good boxing. In boxing you have a very limited amount of tools to work with, so if he's going in there one-handed he's going to get embarrassed.
As it is Conors jab only exists to set up the left. It's not like he'll just be popping off jabs like aldo or gsp. If he throws a jab you know something else is coming, so even if he lands a jab Floyd will immediately disengage.
>>76655454
Get this drug user off out of here.
>>76654455
Is his IQ over or under 80?
>>76654655
so are you, m8, that wasn't the point
>>76654478
OBSESSED
>>76655497
Yeah I totally agree, even in MMA it falls apart without the reach and orthodox style. I mean it's a good strategy, and there are boxers who use the jab to paw and smother, but if it doesn't work from the get-go he'll have no Plan B.
I always wondered if somebody could throw him off his game by jabbing at his fingers
how does this make you feel?
>>76655569
has he gotten revenge for his daughter yet
>FYODOR FYODOR that means fedor
>>76655551
*brings mic closer to lips* oh for sure I agree 100% my man
mmautists btfo
Anyone have betterthanbeef.gif?
>>76655631
this is the only thing I can think of
>>76655614
meltzer still crying over WWE pussies getting worked by Conor
>>76655614
literally wgaf about his opinion
>>76655681
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d62kfHgw50s
>>76655690
>t. jewani shill
>>76655614
>he went 5 rounds with nate
love this
*widens stance*
>>76655652
THANK YOU
>>76655614
>He went 25 minutes with nate and gassed after 7 minutes, so 36 minutes with Floyd won't be an issue
Sonnen vs Silva
Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Lima vs Larkin
Chandler vs Primus
PIco vs Freeman
Davis vs Bader
Damn Dustin is a bad sparring partner
>>76655738
For sure a guy who was only able to outbox Nate Diaz by kicking his legs a bunch will win rounds against the best boxer of all time. 100%.
>>76655015
>>76655775
lol
>I pay for PPV's and Fight pass
>>76655775
Candylei
Fyodor that means Fedor
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Master Bader
>>76655850
Lurking
Chandelier
Pico de gallo
>>76655775
Sonnen
Fedor
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Davis
>>76655775
Sonnon
Meathead
Lo Rez Larkin
The Notorious Chandler
Gordon Freeman
Master Bader
>>76655775
Silva
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Davis
>>76655775
Silva
Emelianenko
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Davis
>>76655775
Kevin Lee
Tim Boetsch
Felice Herrig
Dominick Reyes
Alex Garcia
B.J. Penn
Angles are a beast my man, 100%. If you don't stand awkward, we can't be friends. Lose my number, for sure stay in your angle, 100%.
>>76655775
shale
fedora
le striking black guy
candler
pico de gallo
easiest dicc in the division
>>76655775
CHAEL
FEDOR
LIMA
CHANDLER
PICO
BADER
>>76655073
>Just look at conors boxing in his mma fights you can see how dangerous he is
>I know people say nate outboxed him but thats totally different thats MMA it doesnt matter
>>76655308
he'll be in bellator soon
>>76656055
Everyone will be in lellator soon if Dana keeps shitting on his fighters
For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy with podcasts my man, he'd never see these jabs coming my guy.
You see, us MMA fighters have a different stance *spreads legs* id be hitting him from angles he never knew existed, 100%
As an artist, homeboy will think he's in geologometry class, wishin he stayed in his lane my man, for sure.
Jabs all night, my guy, id bet 100,000 sneakers on it, easy.
>>76655959
holy shit is that the unshooped version? Coral springs on suicide watch
honestly schaub is bringing up some new and groundbreaking discussion on basic geometry, love him or hate him you MUST respect him.
>>76655775
Darude
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Seriously, who??? Freeman I guess
Bader (who the fuck wants to see this fight again?)
>>76656227
>bader is getting his full purse, hes gonna let his hands go bigtime
t. mittrione
>>76655775
Chael
Mitrione
Lima
Chandler
Davis
>>76655775
Sonnen
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Freeman
Davis
>>76655850
>>76655875
>>76655914
>>76655915
>>76656016
>>76656022
all these goofs picking pico, hes 0-0 fighting a dude whos 8-2 coming off wrestling
>>76655308
youre gonna lose that money my man
Bigg Rigg is back on steaks better get a refund
>>76656291
i only picked him because i could meme his name
My dad wouldn't shut up about Floyd again
Oh Conors just a typical irish gypo and Floyd is a business man (one has done time for beating a woman the other hasn't)
I really hope Conor wins
It's a tualy incredible how Schaub's success has mentally devestated so many h8rs here. I almost feel bad for them.
>>76656332
the state of ur life
so mentally devastated rn my guy
>>76656332
both conor and floyd are pieces of shit desu. rather see floyd win for the tears.
What was the most dominating performance of his career?
>>76656291
he's a future champ
>>76656365
why? Because my dad is a d0rk???
>>76656373
Conor is the underdog there would be more tears if he won
>>76656332
you and your dad are dorks
>>76656291
Its two whos from lelator, you expect me to know their record n shieet ?
>>76656414
Stop making fun of Bellator, it's a legitimate promotion now.
>>76656414
listen up ufc goof lellator will take over the ufc its inevitable
>>76656413
why am I a dork?
>>76656459
unless your dad beats or molests you, you shouldn't hate him
>>76656484
this
>>76656430
>>76656445
Wanderlei vs Sonnen is a beast headliner in 2017, 100 % my man
Fuck reebok, Belator will be the best by 2020, they care about fighter pay.
#I_ Stand_With_Mighty_Mouse
Going to smesh some squats. Week 5 of candytoes 6 week program.
Schaub bless me strength and power.
heeminder that people said Ronda could have beaten Jones
>>76656574
what is your maximum bench press
>week 5
dayum good luck dude better hit 4 reps
>>76655775
>Silva
>Mitrione
>Larkin
>Chandler
>Pico
>Bader
>>76656592
how big is germaine de randime compared to rico verhoeven over there?
based cockhold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqcaO4fgvnM
#mychamp
>>76656484
>>76656531
not true he's a cunt and I hate cunts
First for my girl
Why that slut Felice Herrig is on the maincard and Moroz isnt?
>i put a dick on your back bro hahahaha
>you wanna go get some pedicures bro?
>lets watch 300 while we workout bro
>>76656617
>how big is germaine de randime compared to rico verhoeven over there?
shes an ant and rico is a giant
basicly unheard of
>>76656681
who cares dude women suck at fighting just jerk off to them on your own time
>>76656699
some brit on here earlier was telling me that you said GDR was bigger than overeem these days. Is Rico really a giant, thats pretty cool, what about nieky holzken?
>>76656701
whose your fav fighter mate?
>>76656703
>some brit
well theres your problem
Everyone knows overeem. Everyone knows rico since the badr ''fight'' (before that he wasnt that popular believe it or not)
Nieky isnt known
>>76656709
tough question, active fighters id have to say tie between overeem and masvidal even though i like both but am not a huge fan.
>>76656703
>ricGOD.jpg
did you know i met him actually
I used to train at this gym he owns for a while. He used to come by give us a training once a month or so. Honestly the way he talks he sounds like a dork, real nice guy though.
>>76656744
pretty cool, i used to train with mighty manlet, hes a nice guy as well but this tj shit makes him seem like a giant fag.
>>76656753
>i used to train with mighty manlet
dam r u a pro fighter my man
>>76656757
no, i mean in the same gym as him, he was always around
>>76656767
does he even have any sparring partners. Dont think there is any footage of him training with someone hes always alone doing drills autisticly
fucking dropped
>>76656781
he spars with other coaches and amateurs like they do at TAM
>>76656783
>>76656703
Lucia Rijker, a Dutch professional female boxer and kickboxer has been dubbed by the press as “The Most Dangerous Woman in the World”. Her boxing record is 17-0 (14 K.O.’s) including the WIBF Welterweight Title, and her kickboxing record is 37-0 (25 K.O.’s), with five world titles to her credit. She had her sole defeat in October 1994 at an exhibition Muay Thai kickboxing match against a male opponent, Somchai Jaidee of New Zealand by way of a second round knockout.
She appeared as a female boxer, Billie “The Blue Bear”, in the 2004 film,Million Dollar Baby. Not completely forsaking the fight game for films and television, she is currently working as Ronda Rousey’s striking coach. This connection to Rousey and her unblemished record is why she made the list.
>>76656793
what do you mean by this? who is your favorite male fighter
>>76656789
>thanks for having a kid
>>76656802
I only watch WMMA, MMMA is fucking gay.
>>76656767
Did you play vidya with him on his gym computer ?
>>76656806
>>76656716
I do believe it. Rico is a point fighting goof wgaf about him
>>76656821
so is the highest paid athlete of all time my man
Can't wait for BJ to make a title run and heem hollowgaf at #ufchawaii
who member
>>76656834
i do
>>76656744
are you the guy who trains with his wife? is he a cuck?
>>76656802
That Germaine Randamie is nowhere near Rijker.
Rijker played in a 4 oscars movie along with Clint Eastwood and she's a kickboxing beast
>>76656821
they only gaf about him because badr is the most known fighter in this country and literally everyone hates him except for a few mudslimes who claim hes a good goy dindu nuffin
>>76656793
>Lucia rijker
they thought she was so good she would defeat any male so they matched her up with this chink who was the regional champ somwehre in new zeeland. She got heemed brutally
turns out the lowest tier male would still defeat the highest female. Ronda would get btfo by experienced amateurs tb h
>>76656838
>cut off an inch of hair
>give 217 dollars to a single cancer kid
great success
>>76656849
>shitposting on 4chan
>give $0 to anybody
>>76656840
ahahahah how did you know that LMAO
Did I mention that before? Yes his wife would trian us 3 times a week lmao. Kinda funny now I think back of it because the ''cuck'' insult didnt hit the streets yet back then
his wife looks like some slag you would hit up in a bar none of that model shit. She could fight tho
>>76656851
>>76656853
Yeah i noticed that on some videos, he's definitely cucking her right, or is he just /hightest/.
>>76656853
you said you did, its funny how you talk to me more than anyone else but you never know it.
cuck him, i believe in you anon
>>76656860
nah shes the type to wear the pants in a relationship trust me dude
this one time she got mad at this 16y old kid who would slag off and I chuckled and started yelling at me for not taking her serious lmao
>>76656872
i think we're destined to be buddies 4 lyfe my man
>>76656881
for sure my man, hendricks bless
>>76656738
Mine was Chuck Liddell,Tank Abbott..old school.I dont like the neo ufc male fighters system.Wmma is new to the business and really the whole thing intrigues me
>>76656889
Wuts your name my man
You got discord or something?
>>76656961
>>76656889
Lmao what a bunch of dorks
This Greek fellow only started boying Maryna when I started posting her
Funny that..
>neo-footworks around u
the great debate
>>76656961
John. I dont have discord, ill make one next week, Im really really really busy until then
>>76656966
im rubber your glue bro
>>76656995
>This Greek fellow only started boying Maryna when I started posting her
>Funny that..
She's already married kek
Be in my level mate and make a tribute vid for HER like I did
https://streamable.com/jrkj9
>>76654478
is that THE benton spooge? for yes my buds
>>76657120
Shes not married happily and I'm hotter than her husband
Can you post her walkout webm please
>>76657255
from which of her fights you want the walkout mate?
>>76657306
Any if fine, I have no webms of her
You should upload the highlight video to vimeo or youtube lad it will get more views
This is how the law of attraction works.
Visualice, Believe and Receive
Floyd is dead.
You can't fight against a law of nature, and neither againts the best athlete of the 21st century.
>>76657058
you serious? Cause thats my name too
>>76657327
Do you think he's going to keep that watch on while he fights?
https://streamable.com/am6mf
this is my video if anyone cares, it is not very good
>>76657327
OI AM BOXING
TROOST ME ON DAT
>People are doubting Conor
>Again
>>76657372
They have a pretty good reason to this time desu
All fighters should be forced to fight within 10% of their walking weight.
Tell me I'm wrong.
>>76654523
you are pathetic
>>76654467
Trying to learn ground game in situations like that is stupid. You should go the Cro Cop route and just spend all your time on takedown defence.
I don't care who are, you aren't going to get to an acceptable standard of grappling in a few years as guys in the top tier of the division who have been doing it since they were kids. You should learn how to defend yourself on the ground obviously but your main training priority should be to defend takedowns and practice getting up. In fact knowing how to get up from the ground is probably more important than takedown defence.
>>76657415
You're wrong.
Also any ausbros banned for no apparent reason? I keep getting a message that my ISP/country is range banned so I'm limited to phone posting. Its uspetting.
>>76657362
Doesn't work guy
>>76657458
>no apparent reason
>>76657460
I deleted it, it was quite bad but Jason Knight said he liked it
>>76657521
Surely worth posting here then, Jason Knight is a beast my man 100%
>>76657327
>>76657372
DOWMENOW
>>76656377
You know the answer.
>>76657538
https://streamable.com/b0j1z
Just watched Diaz/McGregor 2 again. Nate was robbed.
>>76657552
>>76657519
I didnu nuffii promise massah
>Aldo by submission
>>76657319
Here you go mate.Highly illustrated walkout of Maryna Moroz
https://streamable.com/d1qar
>>76657582
Not a fan of the music desu, but it's good work
>>76656291
>8-2 in low level promotions
Oh man, that is a super impressive record. No *way* that Pico can double leg him through the cage door.
Why did the UFC do Frank Murr so dirty? He is the ultimate company guy
m'gentlman, for sure STOP
100% you can't be friends with Bromsworth Heemington Schawb
>>76657680
>do Frank Murr so dirty
literally cringed
https://www.instagram.com/p/BViaDzmFlXc/
Literal chimp.
Patrician Mayweather member coming thru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH9a7Uelzgo
UNBELIEVEABLEEEE
>>76657763
When will this slut drop nudes?
>>76657814
How many more fights until Paige is cut?
what went wrong?
this brandon sperg posting is the best shit posting i have seen on heem in years
My name, McGregor, it's old celtic and means "Slayer of NIggers" in my native tongue.
Don't you dare forget that name, yeh
>>76657859
what race is she
>>76655775
phil baroni
morgan freeman
micheal bisping
douglas costa
the last emperor
anderson silva
>>76657884
anglo saxon
>>76657898
u bein cheeky?
>>76655775
what a dork
>>76657814
Jessa is hotter and has plenty of nudes out.
>>76657935
Was hotter, after that nose job she just looks like any old plastic nikki benz type
really sucks she was my favourite before that shit
>>76657935
plot twist: Both are twin and twisted sisters and only 2 people in this world know about that
>>76657883
he's going to get rib roasted and quit early
Is this what heem mean?
>>76658020
No. heem is short for 'him'.
>>76658028
That makes no sense
>>76658042
you have to go back
>>76658028
heem is short for heeeeeeeem
>>76658042
Isn't it wonderful
>>76658046
and heeeeeeem is short for him.
>>76658053
him is actually short
4u
Explain to me this, how exactly is Conor McGregor going to win a round against Floyd Mayweather?
>>76657652
cheers lad I will make it to a webm
>>76657653
thanks, I had to use music that wouldn't be copyrighted on youtube
>>76658294
by knocking him out
>>76658294
Schaub is cornering McGregor
>>76658294
Floyd is going to get shocked by his power early and a take a round off to work Conor out
>>76658294
Well you see, he's going to use angles and distance and stances from MMA and he's going to jab Mayweather from places that he won't be expecting. It's going to be amazing.
>>76658324
>shocked by his power
but that would require McGregor being able to hit him
>>76658343
Conor wont have trouble hitting him early but he will not hit clean
>>76658359
>mfw you don't know shit about boxing
>>76658378
>mfw you probably don't watch boxing or train but have a saved webm so you think you do
>>76658396
>>76658378
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded
>>76658419
lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C. where do you train, chubs?
hit me up. [email protected] (spam email)
When does this boner bishop fight again?
>>76658458
What kind of magic bra does she use so they don't pop out?
>>76658396
>he says this as he posts his own webm
pottery
stick to naked cage wrestling
>>76658458
roided too much
>>76658053
Reminds me of that guy in "Hills have eyes"
Love him or worship him, you must respect Brendan Schaub as a boxing and MMA analyst.
>>76657582
good vid, great music lad what song is this you homo
>>76658595
>Conor is faster than Canelo, he has a better left hand than Canelo
>picked Kovalev to win the rematch
Must I respect him as a boxing analyst? Must I really?
>>76657648
>its a poland bandwagons a champion episode
>>76658643
you should listen to ANYONE other than yourself
you fucking stink at analyzing fights
>>76658658
all the slavs that post here are like that tb h
Cant figure out if the're just braindead from all the years of drinking while being underage or just pretending
>>76658689
I listen to anyone who has the slightest hint of a clue in any specific field. Schaub unironically argued that hitting someone with your knee is a legal strike in boxing.
I'm not meming. He literally made that claim.
>>76655569
“Donald Trump is of course a purposeful person. And in his life he goes for his goals. So I’m glad that he achieved yet another goal of his (to become president),” said the 40-year-old veteran.
“I would be very happy if Donald Trump, the president of United States, could come and support me and Matt in our fight.”
https://www.rt.com/sport/393214-emelianenko-trump-bellator-180/
>>76658744
The Secret Service wouldn't let Trump go to 205, they're not going to let him go to Bellator.
>>76658703
*posts picture of joanna*
>>76658703
>>76658757
*posts picture of bisping*
>>76658757
>>76658788
what did you mean by this
Someone say me name?
What's going on in this thread
>>76658811
>>76658825
>>76658838
>>76658871
how many steaks have you guys eaten this week
better be over 5
>>76658343
> Dodges 4 punches in 1 second
Mayweather is too damn good man
>>76658811
>>76658859
>>76658343
>floyd slips.webm
>just ducks down
nice slipping there
conair will heem this goof for good
>>76658396
They should shoot more boxing matches at these angles. The standard side view is so limited. This is much more dynamic.
>>76658757
>>76658788
*posts conor*
>>76658922
Conair couldn't hold his spit bucket
>>76658948
nice CGI there
What's your favorite Schaub related anecdote?
>>76658877
bisping wants the BCC?
>>76658945
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVcGy35FYTG/
>>76658966
>>76658948
>To me, he's just a right hand. He's just a guy with a right hand. That's how I see him. He does something that we call a ‘rock back' well. Canelo does it. A lot of Philly fighters do it. Mayweather lives and breathes off it. A lot of MMA guys don't know about these boxing things that they do. This is a move that's very easily taken away and we're going to dominate every step of the way.
t.Dillon Dannis
Don't forget the updated shawb md5 image filter with all the recent spam added if you want to actually enjoy heem without spam
https://pastebin.com/TVZa4BAP
>>76658966
The Kimbo story by far. Always cracks me up. RIP Kimbo.
>>76658991
Dude nobody cares. Go to Reddit if you want to filter 500 images. It's not just Schaub images, you filter all /heem/ memes.
>>76658991
>filtering
Pussy
>>76658991
fuck off
>>76658999
>you aint black?
i love that story
>>76658999
Nah, just shawb. I participate in most memes. I just prefer heem without spam. I have a filter for the scat spammed too. Should I turn that off because it's a part of heem?
>>76658991
literally the dorkiest thing i've ever seen typed on /heem/
>>76659015
>500 images, yeah nah you filter everything. I can't imagine the amount of sensitivity one must have to filter 500 images.
My girl is training hard guys
Shee Shee Shee Sheeda Sheeda Sheeda Shee Sheeda LaSheed https://twitter.com/BenjaminAbrigo/status/874725767283912704
>>76659015
>getting this assblasted by pictures on the internet
nerd
>>76659025
You think she's gonna shadowbox the breaks out of Esparza ?
>>76659025
when did this bitch immigrate from middle earth?
>>76658966
This one
>Skleb received permission from Dana White to participate in the Metamoris 2 Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament on June 9, 2013, facing Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in a no-gi rules match.[50] During the match, Scoob refused to engage Abreu in his ground game, moving away from his opponent several times and earning the ire of the crowd, being heckled several times. After the 20 minutes lapsed, the judges unanimously decided the match in Abreu's favor.[51] During the post-fight interview Blingo Smeg, confused about the crowd's reaction, claimed that viewers were uninformed: "They don't understand what they were seeing my man for sure one hundred percent." and also previous opponents of Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu claiming that they "fell for his game, and weren't able to neutralize him like I was".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qa31O3kZ7U
>>76654530
2 years of specialized training for someone as talented a boxer as canelo?
Maybe he's not gonna be champion, but he's definitely trashing some cans. If he really dove in to mma, he's top 10 by 30
>>76659021
Nah, it's literally all shawb images. It's every shawb image posted in the last like 6 weeks. If you don't consider that spam then idk mayne
>>76659068
>500 images
I'll pass bro. I think I can handle it.
>>76659051
Bet that very last part was a lie
Otherwise kekky story
>>76659034
>You think she's gonna shadowbox the breaks out of Esparza ?
Last tko W by Esparza was in 2012 in Invicta against the uknown Lynn Alvarez
>>76659035
>when did this bitch immigrate from middle earth?
What immigration?She was born in Ukraine.She hasn't changed her nationality
Made it into a webm
>>76659082
She's clearly an elf, lad.
>>76659104
You're saying like that's a bad thing
>>76659104
more like a fuckin goblin lmao
>>76659104
She's clearly adorable, beat it dork, get lost.
Enough of this arguing. We need science to answer the question of who will win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0hmWbONUgY
This guy must have epicly troled Matt Brown
>>76659139
>>76659104
kek I'm laughing everytime someone says that Maryna Moroz is ugly,elf or whatever cause actually besides her fighter id she's a model
>ITT we trigger /pol/
>>76659174
She's pretty average honestly
Also don't care so much, you're starting to become coral springs
>>76659194
Rate my webm
>>76659103
/heem/ sucks now. Glad I have /biz/.
>>76659210
What happened to /bet/?
>>76659202
Why did you make this?
>>76659139
Did that lad piss in Brown's heroin or something ?
>>76659216
moved to discord
>>76659194
Its her fight week mate
Find a flaw.
>>76659232
Kish should be a favorite.
>>76659232
I guess some value on BJ, Siver hasn't fought for like 2 years.
>>76659250
Against Herrig? I agree that Felice can be flaky but Kish is, pardon my french, dogshit. I'll need to rewatch tape.
>>76659256
Only hitting the over 2.5 on that, it's -135.
>>76659217
I like walkouts
>>76659229
lol where did you find this?
>>76659045
you are the best bong poster, keep up the good work.
>>76659335
Why doesn't /sp/ get to have sound in webms?
>>76655775
Sonnen
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Bader
>>76659376
>no picture
You shame your famiry, Bruce.
>>76655775
Sonnen via decision
Fedor via 1st round T/KO
Larkin via decision
Chandler via 2nd round submission
Pico via decision
Davis via decision
Does boxing pay win bonus or is that just an mma thing?
is Pibby Pliblett a good fighter?
>>76659232
I don't understand these Herrig and Esparza slutistics
>>76659104
>he doesnt want a qt slav elf
gays not welcome
>>76659345
Cheers buddeh.
>>76659122
I haven't read anything by Tolkien in decades, aren't goblins basically evil elves?
>>76659103
Nice work my man
>>76655775
What about Chinzo Machida. I can't wait to see his fight.
>>76659479
I think Gallagher steam rolls him desu.
>>76659479
woops, i added the bader fight just because its a title fight but we cant do 7 fight predictions. especially for bellator. it doesnt get that many picks so no one would win most likely
>>76655775
Sonnen
Mitrione
Larkin
Chandler
Freeman
Bader
>picking sonnen after that abortion of a fight he had with Tito
Mein gott.
>Haghaghhabrabl hah AHAHA BAXING! I wanna BAX YAA! WOOO BABY
Do you think there is any chance of this happening?
>>76659606
no, Stipe isn't a draw and Joshua has much bigger fights available.
https://youtu.be/JUADOz2xNtk
Video from a few months ago about how Conor is going to get his shit pushed in.
>>76659448
orcs and goblins are "twisted elves", once noble people turned into beasts
basically black people (im not kidding tolkien was racist af)
/box/ here, what are these brand new angles I'm heading about? I took geometry in high school so I thought I new all the angles but apparently not.
>>76654859
knees hurt just watching that
>>76655775
Silva
Emelianenko
Larkin
Chandler
Freeman
Davis
>>76659127
That belongs on buzzfeed
>>76659599
>implying chael didnt throw that fight
>candylei silva in current year
>>76659691
He threw one fight whats stopping him from throwing another ?
>>76659716
Nobody's offering odds, as far as I can tell.
>>76659716
because he would look like schaub if he loses twice in a row, wanderlei is never fighting in america again, tito will.
>>76659736
Who's the comeback fight? Bader?
>>76659746
chael
>>76659723
Very sketchy there is no odds for this yet. Oddsmakers must've gotten a whiff that someone is going to throw a fight.
>>76659127
1:10 into this you can hear a notification sound
>>76659761
I highly doubt Bellator's going to do Tito-Chael 2.
>>76659779
they did kimbo dada and gradpa grandpa on the same card, you underestimate the coker
The build-up for Chael/Wand has been awful. How does Coker let Wand skip 2 press-conferences?
>>76659796
this card will do mighty mouse numbers
>>76659806
Mighty Mouse numbers would be a resounding success. I'll be astonished if it does better than 90k.
This should've been Chael/Wand.
https://youtu.be/KrQOF4hJXiY?t=1m30s
Would've sold 100,000+ more PPVs than it will now with virtually no marketing.
>>76659771
Bellator odds usually come up two days before the event, still plenty of time.
>>76659818
Bellator is a serious organization now
They will overtake UFC by 2020 :^)
>>76659818
mittrione was talking about 200k
This is the first time I'll watch a Bellator event live. I didn't know they were still around to be honest. My cable company got rid of Spike TV a while ago.
Cool to see that the guy from Fight Quest does commentary.
>>76659854
its a ppv
>>76659854
As long as you don't take it too seriously and then stick around for Cops after, you're guaranteed a good time.
>>76659862
The best fights on the card are in the prelims. And don't pretend you're buying this shit.
>>76659862
I know but I didn't know Bellator was still around and on Spike.
>>76659865
I'm mostly interested because I'm a big Machida fan and to see his brother fighting is cool.
Also Fedor fighting is a huge plus.
>>76659854
You own a cable company?
>>76659880
im not, im just telling him it is
>>76659884
it is, just go to mmastreams on reddit
>>76659897
Yeah I know I always watch the UFC events with my dad. He knows every damn fighter. I don't follow it as much as he does.
>>76659519
If it goes to the ground yeah
>>76659957
Who is your dads favorite fighter ? Dillion Danis ?
>>76655775
THE GREAT CHAEL P. SONNEN
Fayodor
Lima
Chandler
Pico
Bader
>>76660041
Machida
eyyy candelei
300k
>>76655775
Sonnen
Fyodor
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Bader
>Bisping: "Conor's biggest advantage against Floyd will be his 'unorthodox' style"
For sure Conor is gonna go in there with a karate stance my man
>>76660151
for sure conor will outawkward him my man
>>76655775
Sonnen
Mitrione
Lima
Chandler
Pico
Bader
The press conference is going to be interesting. The majority of conors trash talk is based on how he has the most money and how he will kill you inside x rounds. This time mayweather is the richer athlete and any trash talk from conor could be easily mitigated by floyd if floyd told him to put his money were is mouth is. If i was floyd id do that approach and put conor in a no-win situation
>>76655308
Takes a lot of courage to trust Tim Boestch that much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_K_eGYsYQk
floyd verbally btfo by a handicapped man
who would win prime Mayweather or prime Beetlejuice? keep in mind Beetlejuice trained Mike Tyson in the 50s and is around 6'7 350lbs
>>76656377
You know the answer
>>76660231
Conor is gonna go with
>age
>illiteracy
>women beating
>low key racism
>>76660290
>Illiteracy
Nope
>>76660242
Beet We love you!
>>76660290
And Mayweather just has to mention Conor's sparring video
>>76660293
Floyd cant read
Notice how spam has stopped with img_poster gone
>>76660306
>>76660306
That's an internet meme and I'll bet you $100 he won't bring it up. He'll talk about age and throw in some low-key racism.
>>76660242
Beet is the literal GOAT though, He could take on a baby holding Jackie Chan who doesn't want any trouble holding in a ladder factory.
Beetlejuice is gonna fucking destroy Donald Trump in 2020 too. The man cannot be stopped
rory
For sure the distance my guy, he'll OUT-AWKWARD him.
When is Mayweather vs McGregor press conference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCrOI60uhQI
>tfw i picked the other guy because i had no idea who either was
>>76660360
Did he really say this?
>>76660334
Because he doesn't go on the internet?
>>76660334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4_mWhcfIh0
He literally cant read
>>76660379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Titm4IA9YB0
>>76656305
I KNEW I COULD SUMMON NETHERBRO THIS WAY
>>76660375
>being this casual
lmao
>>76654424
Why are middle eastern dudes so cringy? indians too. They try so hard to be tough and I can't help but laugh. Dude was trying to act like he was Tyson, but was inflicting zero fear on his opponent. baka.
>>76660403
"Our angles in MMA are going to be different"
"Different jab, different jab"
>>76660379
He literally and unironically said that. Also that McGregor is a harder fight than a Pac or Canelo rematch.
>>76660447
Teymur is actually good
For sure I aced geometry class and our angles in MMA are different
>>76660467
If Manny and Canelo are not evidence enough of boxers with better combinations and power than Conor couldn't land anything on Mayweather I don't know what it's going to take to convince people how this fight is going to go.
>>76660500
Some people just need to see it happen to understand the difference
>>76660242
Beet was a cop and army too. A legit tough guy. He's bullet proof mentally. You can't fuck with him.
>>76660539
I guess.
>>76660604
For sure Conor is faster my guy
>>76657327
is he wearing that douchebag hat from that old normiebook meme?
>>76660644
Nah he's wearing the generic chav hat
>>76660671
Nee
>>76660632
THAT'S NOT REAL
I love how the guy in the vid asks,"I mean which angle can you throw a different jab from?"
Are angle in MMA are going to be different.
>>76660447
In Teymur's defense, Cody was visibly too retarded to understand what he was getting at.
How will conor fans feel when he gets btfo by floyd then promptly retires?