/heem/

good thread

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This is the thread

is barnaby squidles a good fighter?

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Dope thread

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Nice thread

>>76649833
>we once all loved

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>>76649932

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>>76649938
easy my man

Shob picked CM Punk to win.

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>>76649938
>9 seconds to reply

oh boy, he's furious

>>76649948
Schaub as a neo-nazi couldn't be further from the truth.
>>76649957
He also picked Max Holloway to beat Aldo.

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>>76649965

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>>76649980

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>>76649965
Did he pick all the winners of ufc 212 ?

I really want lellator to succeed. There's no reason we need to have only one decent pro MMA league that's nationally televised. They just need to get some better fighters. It's slowly getting better I think, and I hope it continues because competition is always good.

Anyone have the JRE H-E-E-M COPYPASTA?

>>76649984
All but Marquardt. Who was robbed anyway.

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say my name

>>76649987
They have much more money than the UFC, I have no doubt that the UFC will fold before Bellator.
Considering that the UFC has no stars if GSP and Conor never return, it could be soon.

OH SHIT THE BIG REVEAL

MEATHEAD'S VOICES IN HIS HEAD WAS A COVER FOR BREAKING THE TUF CONTRACT AND TALKING TO HIS WIFE

LMAO BASED MINESTRONE

>>76650018
They really don't have more money, Viacom might be a rich company but they don't put that much into running Bellator.

>Chael main eventing for 50k but it's alright cause he got a fix in

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Who can stop le ground and pound man?

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You cringe you lose:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVZs2bHVUKE

Why don't we have betting lines for the Bellator event yet?

Are the oddsmakers waiting to hear from Coker who is pre-determined to win?

>>76650052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQa_-zqCdsM

>>76650018
They pay their fighters shit so they have no stars either. They need to start using some of that money to offer guys bigger wages. If you pay them, they will come, the true top tier athletes who are out there but not willing to risk CTE for 10k a fight.

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>>76650053
>Mfw Tito vs. Chael was fixed and I won $200 off it

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>Gina x Helwani

u mad goy?

>>76650052
how the fuck do masvidal and him get along so well, this dork is like the exact opposite of masvidal's personality

great interviews back to back desu

>>76650119
stop spamming about jewani you loser nobody watches that

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putting $100 on McGregor to drop Mayweather in 3rd, +2500

>>76650102
SHALOM'D

>>76650046
That gun if he doesn't acquire trigger discipline

>>76650130
Putting that $100 into crypto is a better investment.

>>76650122
>nobody watches the biggest mma show/podcast ever that constantly produces great interviews and hilarious moments

>>76650145
t. casual hasnt seen the early days of jewani

>>76650141
Any you have your eye on dockbro?

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>goodbye twenty hello firty

only reel fite fans remember this

>>76650046
>>76650132
i never keep the safety on my weapon i aint tryna keep my weapon safe

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>>76650141
I already invest in crypto, thanks for the tip though /biz/

>>76650153
>it's not a shop
Wonder why this is

>>76650151
kys nigger ive been watching the jew since he worked for aol and was chasing fighters at the airport

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>>76649833
good op op

>>76650122
t. butthurt moor muzzie

>>76650161
I'm not dockie but I'm just saying if you put it there you'll have made a decent enough return in 2 months.

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>>76650153
>martial arts expert

>>76650184
346lolno512

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You hungry, Tiger?

>>76650222
This is beyond demented. It's borderline insanity to take the time to construct this.

>>76650235
hello welcome to 4chan

>>76650242
Been posting here many years dude. Doesn't mean I still can't find things absurd.

What's the latest update on Matt Hughes?

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http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2017/06/amanda-ribas-garante-inocencia-apos-teste-positivo-completamente-contra.html

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVauMmhFh0J/

What did this steroid abuser caught by USADA mean by this?

>>76650185
Kinda ironic since the only mudslimes in heem post under an american flag

>>76650274
You mean Canadian flag.

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>>76650274
o rly?

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>>76650235
>1 minute in adobe
>''''''''''construct''''''''''
>beyond demented
>borderline insanity

>>76650145
Fuck off its generic popcorn garbage for retards like you

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Fight week is ON for my girl
I made a special tribute for HER
https://streamable.com/jrkj9
My girl's gonna kill Esparza on Jun 25 (UFN112)

>Always do it for her

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Does valentina stand literally any chance of winning? (no).

>>76650014
Mike "the meme" Perry

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Why are some fighters loved and others hated it on so much? The fighters on the left have similar records to the fighters on the right; why the hate?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x-yrfE0PoI

>>76650376
lol ew

>>76650355
i've always hated hunt
check 4plebs i've been slamming that shitskin for years

>>76649984
good job to whoever made this, hope to see one for the next ppv desu

>>76650385
your opinion = no one cares

>>76650347
Damn she must live no longer than 5 minutes from my house

>>76650355
i said holly was a roider before she was in the ufc
so fucking blatant fuck her and her fake humility fucking cheater

>>76650403
Lose weight loser

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>>76650388
I think they are for every event but I've saved only when I won

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>>76643028
So what are your plans on threads like this going forward /heem/?

Just going in them to shitpost and have fun? It's good bants

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>>76650298
>i only partake in the most sophisticated cage fighting media

>>76650443
I have so much on my shitpost plate as it is. I'd join in but there aren't enough Pro-Gooby fans to back me up

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> I'd join in but there aren't enough Pro-Gooby fans to back me up

Thoughts on Romero-Whittaker being a pick 'em fight?

>>76650510
Romero is myboy but even I know it could go either way, tough fight to call

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>>76650503
If you mock me again I will fucking kill you.

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Guys, I need help.

I tried a blender, I tried a potato masher, I tried throwing sneakers at it, but nothing works.

This big brown refuses to be broken down.

>>76650549
Have you tried seeing a doctor for your bowel problems and your psychiatric problems?

Can I get the BLACKED hand on Tiger?

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>>76650578

Yeah hold on, im at the kfc buffet right now, its beast

H8rs are truly the depths of depravity.

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>>76650578
I know you detest me and Brendan, but this would be crossing the line. This would be beyond sick even jokingly requesting this is deranged.
>>76650600
>photoshopping pictures of a baby

Did you know that BlowJob Penn is fighting this weekend?

Will this guy ever fuck off?

>>76650648
coral springs man when are we gonna hang?

>>76650671
Next time a big UFC event comes to Florida I'd be willing to drive to Orlando, Tampa, wherever. We have a bunch of /heem/ers in Florida.

>grand theft auto
he a good boy, he jus' 16

>>76650014

is Cooby Coverthon a good fighter

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>>76650669
Ey man he just tryin to do da dam ting, ya know wha I'm sayin

>>76650648
I don't respect Nazis

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>>76650014

>>76650347
she looks like mexican bob hope

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>>76650052

>the name speaks for itself. GAY ASS

>>76650116

its not his personality. he's doing what kevin lee and that sperg danis are doing, copying conor not even subtly

>>76650719
All I can tell you to do is get help. Think about what you just did. It's all I can say at this point. I can lead you to water but can't make you drink. Just take your hands off the keyboard and mouse and reflect for a moment.

HUGHES VS TRAIN 2 WHEN?

DANA BOOK THIS SHIT

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>>76650719
>>76650736

>>76650736

Is everyone in Coral Springs a bitch? lmoa

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>>76650719

Ask the best /heem/ poster of all time anything.

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>>76650719

>>76650736
This is all your fault

>>76650355

Hunt has fought actual names, look at his record and see his opponents

Artem is a who and he would be absolutely nowhere near the UFC if not for goober.


Holly is just getting meme pushed because muh shocked the world muh womens mma, so i agree with you there.

>>76650755
I'm sorry is something supposed to be wrong with me because I don't find forming a connotation between a baby and a cuck website funny?

Is MM still ducking TJ? Haven't heard anything fight related from either one for a few days.

>>76650549

>based burger putting the work in

thanks for the shoops, got euro hours covered.

>ariel dancing

kek, remember when he sang mma version of we didnt start the fire

>>76650774
What kind of jokes does BS do in his routine?

>>76650772
>muh shocked the world muh womens mma
Type like a normal person dude

>>76650774
Something is wrong with you for avatarring on this website for over 2 years now.

>>76650774

Benton Sloot is molesting his son himself anyway.

>>76650796

>tfw i could heem you and every here

>>76650772
Hunt was finished by middleweights

TWICE

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>>76650810

What did u say motherfucker

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>>76650774

Why do you persist coral springs, just fade back into anon and become a nobody burger flag.

>>76649833
someone tweet this at him, pls

>>76650796
>muh anti memes stance
what are you like 35? go back to sherdog you old faggot

>>76650829
sherdog is for babbies

real oldfags post on the UG

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chub posting is the meme that saved heem

>>76650821
I do what I feel in my heart is the right thing. All I do is defend Schaub, my boy. If Schaub weren't the most flamed fighter on this website I highly doubt any of you would know me. I have to be a dissenting voice on /heem/ because if not me, I don't think Schaub would get respect around here that he deserves for putting out hours and hours of free content.

>>76650829
Talk like a normal human being

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>>76650846

I think you might be a master troel just like rondasperg.

No one can possibly be as autistic as you two.

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>The same thread with the same images, same posters and the same arguments over and over everyday non stop

how do we make /heem/ great again
btw im keeping the name lol you mad nighgher?

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What does this pose imply?

>>76650843
>sneaker expert
lmao

>>76650846
No one cares dude

>>76650855
Well I'm not autistic.

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>>76650863
>how do we make /heem/ great again?

wait until saturday for (hopefully) an influx in memes.

>>76650887

Is Bashko Hejha the worst fighter on the roster?

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>>76650939

>>76650939

you should go extreme mode with that drastic shit.

>>76650939
i wonder how a crossmeme with previous thread would do with this.

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Bookies' grand-kids college tuition paid for thanks to this loser. My poor sides. How much do you think he has lost in his tips?

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>Two months ago, UFC President Dana White said Johnson was the “pound-for-pound best fighter” not just in the UFC, but in the entire world.

>“It’s hard to not call this guy the greatest of all time,” White said after Johnson’s submission victory over Wilson Reis at UFC on FOX 24.

>Johnson (26-2-1 MMA, 14-1-1 UFC) hasn’t fought since then, but he did pen a statement detailing some difficult negotiations with White and UFC matchmakers, who he claimed were trying to “bully” him. And now?

>“The media claims he’s the pound for pound best fighter in the world,” White told TMZ.com this week. “I think Conor McGregor is the pound-for-pound best fighter in the world.”

Imagine if this snake-oil salesman was your boss.

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>>76650993
>>76650960

Is dabbing on fools a legitimate technique?

>>76650014
Stewart Lee's really pulled himself together.

>>76651012
Johnson is literally afraid to move up a division. He can't be taken seriously.

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What happened to Nina Ansaroff's mother? She said she doesn't have a mom.

Reminder DC just can't beat Jon Jones

>>76649833
So did anyone take up the mantle of the official Brendon Schaub Parody account on twitter?

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>GDR stripped of her fake title
good they should do the same to mighty manlet as well, but not to bisping because 1. He's white and 2. Yoel is actually a roided up silverback and it's not fair

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>but not to bisping because 1. He's white

SEE YUU SUN BOI

honestly if Mighty shitlet isn't gonna fight TJ he should be stripped and kicked to the curb, not like anyone but a bunch of cuck nerds would even care. Furthermore Yoel should not be allowed to compete.

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Some more classics.

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74375080/#74381736
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73995198/#73996646
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73621949/#73625095
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73136372/#73137942
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73108352/#73116317
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/72446022/#72450262
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71863180/#71863392
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71083912/#71085880
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70683560/#70704191

Lads I've just remembered boxing reach is measured fist to fist whereas MMA is gone fingertip to fingertip so Conor doesn't even have a reach advantage

Floyds arms are long af

>>76651224
huge if true

>>76651233
It is true

>>76651233
It's not.

>>76651214
It's obviously a gimmick, he's quite good at it

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>germaine de randamie stripped of her title
>no one gives a shit
lmao i guess studboy was right when he said there is not one GDR fan on the entire planet outside her immediate family.

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>>76651258
It's not a gimmick my guy

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Where my /fanzants/ at?

How can these Schaub posters keep this up 24 hours a day?

Do you guys not have jobs?

>>76651288
I work in the morning.

>>76651269
Dom wasn't a bad bet

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>>76651288
>schaub posting in current year

>>76651305
Not worth it for that return.

Robert Whittaker looks like a Mexican

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>>76651288

It never takes me more than 5 minutes to photoschaub an image, and I only work like 7 hour shifts

>>76651331
roberto whittaquez future mw champ confirmed

>>76651247
it is

>>76651378
I see your point now, you are correct.

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Is Wonton Sponge a good cohost?

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Anybody need a sip? Haven't been milked in days

>>76651401
>>76651399
Epic memes guys mind if I share them on r/mma?

>>76651409
oh for sure

>>76651409
Get on the keto diet or ya cant be my friend

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>>76651409

As an artist, stay in your lane, 100% peaches are beast

>>76649948
>easy my man
best /heem meme ever
>>76651111
>What happened to Nina Ansaroff's mother? She said she doesn't have a mom.
Wuornos kek

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https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/

lads I have to say, Cole Miller is not 6'1 the liar

>>76650764
Yeah you're free to ask me lads, thanks for letting them know

>>76651399
Hey bro, I'm not mad at it, but stay in your lane. Brentwood Shmidt is not only good cohost, but a certified dime piece (hashtag rich as fuk). You think Reebok honeydicked that Porsche into his garage? Better dot your P's and Q's because you discredit Squab I'll get back to you with a couple o one two GADOOSHES with these clenched cheto dusted money makers and choke you with this three piece set.

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>Tfw listening to the guy in this webm who's getting KO'd talk about boxing

Hes gonna out-AWKWARD him my man 100%

>>76650719
fucking lmao

all this because some sperg kept shitting up the thread with spam

>>76651262
Netherlands was here saying GDR got more coverage than Overeem does over there
Pretty sad

100% he's quicker than Canelo

>>76651650
Who's sperg enough to tweet this at buster schwin?

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>>76651659
Not really surprising though, Overeem is almost english and kind of washed up in the kickboxing world these days. Still shouldn't get less than her but atleast it's not more than Rico verhoeven or Nieky Holzken.

As an artist I disagree my man, he's gonna be way longer with his jab

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>>76650719
top fucking kek

>>76651650
H8rs post more about brendan than Springsbro or any other member of the TFATK army. Don't get it twisted.

Is this the biggest BTFO of Brian Callen's life:
https://youtu.be/FdcsfyRUcX0?t=38m40s
@38:40

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>>76651214
>johnson by KO

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>>76649833

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News:

>UFC to add live broadcast stats
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/6/19/15829072/report-ufc-adding-real-time-mlb-style-stats-live-event-broadcasts-mma

>GDR stripped of WFW title, Cyborg and Anderson now fighting for actual title
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-214-cyborg-justino-megan-anderson-germaine-de-randamie-stripped

>Tony Ferguson to debut as FS1 analyst
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/tony-ferguson-debuts-as-fs1-analyst-at-ufc-fight-night-112-in-oklahoma-city-anik-cruz-call-action

>Thompson and Masvidal want to fight each other
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/stephen-thompson-vs-jorge-masvidal-has-legs-after-all

>>76649932
God damn he punched Schaub's IQ to 20.

>>76651712
it'll take two years of constantly spamming the same pics over and over again, thread after thread, to match the autism of your mandrama """army"""

these hilarious shops wouldn't even exist otherwise, so I guess some good came of it after all. thanks faggot!

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Respectfully, respectfully, Brandone is a moron

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>>76651779
>>76651779

this tbhf

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He actually has brain damage:
https://youtu.be/2do5gwevlwU?t=1243

>>76651779
>>76651795
H8rs will h8 no matter what. Don't blame Springsbro or anyone else for your misery.

For sure that Van Heerden sparring footage was fake my guy 100% Conor was only going at 5%

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>>76651840
holy shit is there anything more pathetic than defending Springsperg ?

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would bmx be a good sport for someone who has early symptoms of CTE?

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>>76651863
Yeah, posting this.

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>Has guests over on his show
>Talks for 10 minutes straight

>>76651896
I listen to his show for Schaub, not for his guests.

>>76651889
do you use baby wipes on your shobcutter?

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>>76651911
Do you even watch mma or are you just here to annoy me?

Lemme stop you there my guy f-f-for sureeeee Conor is gonna out-awkward him my guy, MMA fighters are a beast and have awkward stances straight up for sure that left hand will land

>>76651863
A h8r calling me pathetic means nothing. You literally spend your free time h8ing on another mans success.

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>>76651901

>>76651822
Anybody that is not genuinely interested in MayMac is a bitter asshole.

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is the Imma outawkward your fucking ass the new hot heem meme

>>76651945
I'm not interested in it honestly. Same way I wasn't interested in seeing Punk-Gall.

>>76651955
As an artist I'd have to agree.

>How is he gonna win a round against Floyd
For sure he's gonna land the jab *stands up* you see the MMA stances my guy are wide Conor is gonna be standing up like this *spreads legs* He's gonna out-AWKWARD him

>>76651840
"h8rs" didn't even exist till a faggot kept spamming his fuccboi crush's pics. the only misery to heem is your continued existence, the thread was actually bearable when spergspammer was banned for a month

You won't be laughing when Schaub is right.

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He's an IDIOT lol the guy calls him out on his fake boxing knowledge:

https://youtu.be/2do5gwevlwU?t=2095

Latest Big Brown Breakdown is an essential watch.

Shob is saying that Conor will tire Floyd out with MMA clinching (which isn't even legal in a boxing match)

>>76651985
>Head control in boxing
This guy got KO'd way too many times.

>>76651975
>waaaaah it's all Springsbro fault that I can't stop eating cheetohs
Then explain why there are h8rs outside of heem.

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>>76652030
I don't care about your fuccboi, faggot. he doesn't even exist to me outside of heem, and the only reason he exists here is because you spammed his shit like the autist you are. looks like you got your wish, he's become a meme after all :^)

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question for american heem bros(assuming yuros gonna do the usual stuff)

are you guys gonna buy the MayMac PPV or just pirate it?I'm guessing it will be around 90 dollars or so

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>>76652030
oh for sure nobody is crying here, my dude. Springsbro brought on a new era of beast memes 100%

>>76652138
online streaming exists, fuck that $90 noise

Listen to me my dude, 100% Conor is faster than Canelo in a boxing ring you can't argue with me on this one I aint honeydicking you bee

I will put up $100,000 of my wife's modeling money that Conor will for sure win a few rounds. Homeboy has the awkward stance and he's got the reach. I think you'd be surprised /heem/.

Newest big brown breakdown is one of the best gifts the meme gods have given to /heem/. Just when you thought Brandon was a fucking idiot loser, he shows you that he's all that and more.

>>76652169
why does he keeps saying "my dude", "my guy" etc? is he a faggot or what?

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>>76649833
Raising CTE awareness

>>76652215
Don't out-awkward me my guy

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>this samefag thinking he'll get a (you)

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Is Braxton Slump a good fighter?

oh for sure conor is going to flatten floyd when he surprises him with a lead pipe

What's a 'gadoosh'?

The x-factor my guy, that head control when they're clinching up my guy the cardio factor is there he's gonna wear him out.

>>76652138
It'll be $100 and I'm gonna watch it with friends.

elbows are legal homeboy fight night round 3 had them if you turned them on

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>76652304
sicko

>>76652138
The streams will be awful so I'm probably gonna go watch it with some peeps. I doubt threads here will be bare-able.

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>>76652287
>>76652302
Why does this shit make me laugh

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I've been gone for 2 days

What went wrong

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Don't think anyone cares but I'm going to post it anyway

Was back in hospital today, the reason my knee was in so much pain even after being put back in was because it was fractured/shattered af and they some how missed it. Not as bad as they was making it out to be though because they originally said I would need an operation and would be out for about a year. Back in hospital next week.

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My guy has Floyd even considered the spacing and the distance MMA fighters have? *stands up* for sure this will be Conor's stance and the angles my man, Conor will be spread out and longer, that jab will land 100%

>>76652360
>it was fractured/shattered af and they some how missed it
maybe go to a different hospital m8

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>>76652367
*brings mic closer to lips* for sure conor would win if it was a ladder match my guy 100%

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>>76652367

>>76652367
topkek

>>76652378
Only 2 hospitals near me and both are garbage. I try to deal with injuries myself because of this

>>76650164
Where's my ipad

>>76652360
is it a cruciate rupture or a meniscus tear?

either way they are both perfectly fixable via operation(especially the cruciate) and you will be able to be at 100% again with some proper worf afterwards

Dont know about the cost though,here is around 3k euros with no insurance

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>>76652367
>>76652383

>>76652304
>>76652307
how does he do it?
endlessly without a proxy, tor exit node, or vpn ban either!
will the mods ever recover?

>>76652448
my reflexes

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>>76652448
wtf is an exit node my guy

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>>76652367

Fuckin lmao

>>76652282
>What's a 'gadoosh'?
where in byone entity displays an act of superiority upon another
Example: I'm going to gadoosh your ass

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>>76652466
don't know why that goofy fucking pic of all makes me chuckle every time i see it

>>76652430
I don't think they knew desu, they said it's fractured and I need to see a specialist but he's out till Friday. They did say it looks like it won't need an operation after all which is good but it'll be up to the specialist to decide. It was pretty much a waste of time, they gave me some crutches and knee wraps and it took 4 hours. The operation they thought I would need was to do with the constant dislocation of the kneecap not the fracture so this is basically a new problem.

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Need more Blirsen Shul shoops

god fucking damn it i just spilled chocolate syrup on one of my pillows

when is schaub fighting again? how the fuck did he become an internet sensation? did he lose on purpose in comical fashion?

>>76652562
I'm no doctor but from my experience its better to have the operation asap if you can rather than suffer daily with constant pain,dislocations and see the situation gradually worsening while trying to battle it with ice and exercise

You know what I hate, the word knew. It just looks awful. And I constantly get it wrong as well

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Nunes vs Shevchenko is a good fight on paper, but I'm telling you my guy, Valentina is just going to OUT AWKWARD her.
Nunes has never seen anything like this before, for sure Shevchenko will win

I could out-awkward every here

>>76652606
Babushkas are a beast my guy

>>76652606
If he said it about cody and cruz he would have been right

What do you think Brendan Schaub's IQ is?

>>76652599
I thought most fractures just healed by themselves with basic treatment?

>>76652638
Before or after the Nelson fight?

>>76652647
>NHS 'medicine'

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Cormier is a fucking beast my man 100% plus he got that huge ass for sure my guy

>>76652631
Cody vs. Cruz was a closer fight than what pundits, casuals and touts were predicting. Even the odds were closer.

>>76652638
There's a difference between he's dumb and he's playing dumb.Unfortunately he is

>For sure my team is reaching out to showtime so I can be part of it

Please no

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rory

>>76652564

Workin on it bud, I've made like 25 in 2 days

>>76652638
130

>tfw Gooby finally created the cinematic fighting universe

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>>76652739
>I've made like 25 in 2 days
Get help before someone else close to you makes you get help.

>>76652399
but what about le epic universal healthcare?

>>76652671
I mean in the build up, Cody out cringed Cruz

>>76652638
112

Enough people actually watch Schaub's trash podcast for him to make a decent living and raise a son? Jesus

>>76652647
dont really know man it may gather fluids and other shit and need injections removal,then eventually you wont skip the operation in the long term

better talk to some real doctors though,heem for sure isnt the place for medical advice,100%

Stop h8ing on shob guys he has found a way to transcend the third dimension during the course of a fight and hit people with angles we never thought possible and all you fags can do is shitpost funny names.

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>>76652787
It's not trash.

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>From how many angles can you throw a jab from?
My guy when I fought Gonzaga I was out-awkwarding him the entire time

>>76652797
oy vey

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>when you get out-awkwarded from a never before measured angle in this physical universe

Perro caca

Also Shob doesn't know a damn thing about how odds work

>British guy doesn't understand American odds
>If I bet $100 on +2500 what do I get
>$2.50 my guy

It's not even an act

>>76652765
I can't wait until your mom finds the 150 pictures of the same guy on your computer

Get a load of the spammer. All of his images got banned so he resorts to Perro Caca spam.

He just posted this in /nba/

>>76652783

perro caca

>>76652863
170 images actually and my mom probably wouldn't care because none of the images are pornography.

>>76652794
>>76652809
True intellectuals. Shame /heem/ is to dumb to appreciate the intricacies of the fight game

while both are basically morons, the difference between joe and schaub is that joe is usually actually interested in his guests while schaub is almost always only interested in the guest insofar as they allow his show to exist

How many angles can you land a jab from?

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How do you out-awkward someone?

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>>76652891
>joe is usually actually interested in his guests

>>76652894
unironically autism

>>76652880
>none of the images or pornography
it'd be easier to explain that you were a raging faggot than a creepy stalker.