/trans/

Wew lad you missed the biggest news of the entire window.

>Southampton and West Ham have agreed to reverse their Premier League fixtures next season, to make way for the IAAF World Athletics Championships at the London Stadium in August.
>West Ham will now travel to St Mary's on Saturday August 19, with the reverse fixture at the London Stadium taking place on Saturday, March 31; both fixtures will kick off at 3pm.

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To night Polacks gonna get raped by this mong.
*dribbles*

>>76647568
Finally, dreams do come true

>>76647568
Next OP MUST have this in it

>>76647568
H O M E

>going from Donnarumma to Hart
JUST
U
S
T

>>76647579
Isn't that the rapey kid from deliverance?

>>76647579
Fucking potato head

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Be scared you faggot ABUs

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>>76647604
>>76647606
>autism intensifys

Threadly reminder that Everton have won the Transfer Trophy. More than Liverpool have won for years!

>Welsh Premier League champions The New Saints will face Gibraltar side Europa FC in the Champions League first qualifying round.

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>>76647635
>Can't learn

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>>76647638
>it's a Shitzen falseflags as a Neverton fan in order to make people stick up for Liverslipoo

KYS.

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what the..

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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP LA'

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>>76647743
>IT'S REAL

>>76647743
Lel

>>76647743
Absolute madness

>>76647600
>Paletta and Hart playing together
there should be a sitcom on this.

>>76647600
>Hart
literally made up bollocks, the met with Perin agents today and Genoa's director said they'll buy him before the end of the week.

>>76647781
well, Perin is a good replacement if he isn't perma-crippled.

Isn't Perin injured currently? Will he be ready for the premier?

>>76647718

>posts Jap pedo cartoons

KYS

>>76647743
literally everyone involved with liverpool are dense in the head

Share with me something interesting /trans/.

>>76647874
i turned 30 on saturday. still here

>>76647781
So Hart to Genoa when?

>>76647826
>Isn't Perin injured currently?
yes
>Will he be ready for the premier?
if you mean Serie A yes, he should be back by September, the probem is that Milan has EL qualifiers

>>76647874
More people are killed by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.

https://www.childinjurylawyerblog.com/2010/03/are_teddy_bears_more_likely_to.html

>>76647882
You know who'd be ready for EL qualifiers?

Joe Hart

Go on Milan sign him for £20m

>>76647881
Genoa will just start Lamanna

>>76647874
Today is my birthday and I have a test in 2 hours.

>>76647889
Idiot kids

>>76647743
Almost better than the other one

>>76647874
I'm going to die alone

>>76647889
>But 1 million Americans
>Americans
Of course. Those yanks can't even get kinder eggs incase they choke.

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>>76647874

party rockers in the house tonightttt

>>76647921
Have you tried just being yourself?

>>76647874
I fucked my urethra with a cocktail plastic swirlier and now my dick hurts.

Liverpool are going to win the Transfer Bowl.

>>76647743
Worst force meme since 'everything non-PL is non-league'.

>>76647897
i wouldnt want him even for free

>>76647874
When I say I love trans lads I mean that I love trans-threads and transfers lads. I don't like trans people.

>>76647921
Almost everyone dies alone, don't worry about that. It's living alone that you should be concerned about.

>>76647973
>I fucked my urethra with a cocktail plastic swirlier and now my dick hurts.
>Worst force meme
confirmed idiot

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CANTONA

>>76647984
>I love trans lads

>>>/soc/

>>76647984
>I don't like trans people.
Same. Attention seeking, sensitive as fuck and most don't even pass. I'm not calling some bloke Cheryl when he's got a face like that.

>>76647974
Just like the Bellerin is shite gimmickfag has no choice over the matter.

>>76647989
not him but that doesn't sound too painful, I've seen a webm on a gif of a woman grinding her heel in a mans dick hole and drawing gallons of blood.

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CANTONA TACKLE

>>76648003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_uzU85htH4

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Who /Robbie/ here?

Only famous football Robbies allowed.

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>>76648025
Famous Robbie here m8.

>Aubemayang in talks with Liverpool
>Pep realises this could threaten City
>City throw money at Aubemayang to come to them instead

We bundesliga now

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Any updates on transfers in The Prem, lads?

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:)

Just drove past Melwood, saw Klopp walking arm-in-arm with a certain Roberto Soldado..

>>76648042
Lmao except city aren't the best team and liverpool aren't the 2nd best team

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>>76648072
>city aren't the best team

>>76648072

It's the same defensive buying that Bayern do.

>>76648064
Keep posting this in every thread.

>>76648084
>coming 4th and selling the only competent parts of your defence makes you the best

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>>76648095
>City
>4th

>>76648114
whoops

>Sell 24 year old Ronaldo for £80m
>Buy 32 year old Ronaldo for £120m + De Gea
>Sell Pogba for £300k
>Buy him back for £89m
>manure

I can see them buying back de gay for £250m in 5 years

>>76648064
POST SAUCE

>>76648088
Bayern take the best players directly off their rivals though, it's not like auba plays for livepool and city are trying to buy him

>>76648135
SEETHING

>>76648157

Fair enough, maybe it's more like when Chelsea bought Willian just so Spurs couldn't.

>>76648135
Woodward is a genius.
>Perisic £78m + taxes and agent fees

>tfw been watching ANS rise from 7 to 11 dollars
>without actually holding any

>>76648174
And we ended up with Eriksen instead so can't complain today

>>76648143
I don't know it. She's a mystery qt. (to me anyway)

>>76648176
>Perisic £78m

Where are you getting these numbers?

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>>76648135
>MAN U, YOU ARE OF GENIUS!

Somebody should make a Polandball Edit of them. Or make a Day in the Life of Woodward.

>>76648196
Nerf healslut

>>76648195
It's just a meme to do with United overpaying for every player cause they're so rich

>no more conte going to quit chelsea for no reason episodes

Thank fuck. Sick of this shit journalism, just looking for anything to create chaos and distrust between players, staff and board members. If you're going to report on something, make sure you're actually fucking reporting and not just making shit up. Journalists have completely forgotten what their job is.

>>76648188
This match is about to start, that potato man better score

>>76648208
Where there's smoke, there's fire my friend.

>>76648196
>pointy chin

disgusting

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>>76648176
>plus tip

>>76648222
woah...

what ever happened to the ITK tripfag?

i know manica's house got leaked and probably got firebombed.

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>>76648201
Sorry to disappoint anon, but that's a man.

>>76648227
Because it ain't no woman.

>>76648208
>le ban evade man is back again

Fuck off you mong.

>>76648205
But they're not. They earn a lot but due to debnts interest, they're nowhere near close to paying it off. Like an additional £100m every year in debt.

>Slippingcucks still haven't signed a fullback

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how do you take a piss during HT at the match, lads?

>>76647743
I like this meme

>>76648278
Milner la, best fullback ever la.

>>76648286
Piss bottle

>>76648286
no hands - relying on fine hip motion control, looking at the wall, cheeky 2 sec peek at the other willy when i'm zipping up

>>76648251
Here's another one for you.

Time... Is a concept.

>>76648357
What the HELL are you on right now?

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>>76648221
*scores*

>>76648222
Yeah I like to apply that principle as well, but there have been ZERO effort in this case. The only statement they've gotten has been the Chelsea board laughing off the speculations.

>>76648257
>visiting your parents for the weekend is now ban-evading

I didn't even know I got banned m8, also fucking why? I made a thread completely football-related with a goofy side-topic about something unrelated because I wanted to make the thread fast so there wouldn't come up several threads at once. If you were in that tread you could clearly see me post a bunch of rumours off BBC, including an own post dedicated to the Ronaldo speculations.

You are now at a point where you just want to make me out as the bad man because you're become so invested in this witch-hunt that you can't recognize actual contributions and shit-posting. Also, stop taking this shit so fucking seriously, me or anyone else on this board don't owe you anything. Like I always say, if you truly dislike my posts, fucking ignore them.

>>76648357
Yes everyone knows that, time is an abstract concept created by humans in order to explain and makes sense of life and death, it is a tool of conscientiousness to help everyone maintain order, the concept of time feels natural because people are born and people die so by extension it feels natural that time must begin and time must end, but it doesn't actually exist out of a thought

>>76648384
wew

>madonna's adopted son from malawi joined benfica

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>>76648357
>>76648432
Time isn't a concept though. Google "Time Crystals". Time is literally scientifically provable. It is not a concept. You guys think you're smart but you're not. Educate yourselves.

>mfw people think they're smart when they're fucking retards

>>76648382
>already losing 1-0 to Poland

>>76648468
Is she shaking out in ecstacy from cumming?

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>>76648468
*cries*

A-any Fulham news guys?

>>76648468
>he knows about science

NEEEEEEEEEEERD!


>Manchester United open Nelson Semedo bidding with £30million offer for Benfica right-back amid Manchester City interest

Where is my Swedenbro I was talking to about RB's earlier? Looks like my meme magic has made action happen.

>>76648510
New MJ statue

Newcastle really hates being down there. They keep coming back..

How many seasons until the go back down this time?

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>>76648468
>A time crystal, space-time crystal, or four-dimensional crystal, is a periodic structure that repeats in time, as well in space.
>The idea of a time crystal was first put forward by Nobel laureate and MIT professor Frank Wilczek in 2012
This is why we need to put down physicists before they get senile.

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>

>>76648468
>You guys think you're smart but you're not. Educate yourselves.

Cringe at this projection

>>76648510
>it's a Sosa pretends to be a Fulham fan rather than a Chelsea gloryhunter so he can say at a later date 'I-I'm not Sosa, I'm the F-fulham fan!' episode

1. Dan Crowley is wanted by Fulham, but he wants to go on loan in Europe.

2. Kevin McDonald is wanted by Nott Forest.

3. Mounie bid of £13m has been made.

4. Jozabed might be leaving for Spain

5. Alex Cairns might be signed for £200k odd.

Any help Sosa?

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>>76648468
t. flat earther

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>>76647874
>The suicide bombers, young martyrs-in-waiting, told Jaber of their eagerness to blow themselves up and kill as many Israeli civilians as possible. Invoking God and love of the fatherland to their desire to hear Israeli mothers scream. They spoke also of the reward that would await them in the Islamic heaven, the 'houri' virgins who would minister those carnal pleasures they have been denied by Earth. At which point someone- another of the fighters- burst into the room. 'I have very important news' he cried. Conversation ceased. The Al Aqsa martyrs had been waiting anxiously for this messenger. The whole room hung on the new arrival's words. 'Manchester United 5.' he declared. '...West Ham 3!' The result, from that very afternoon's premier action, was greeted with mumurs of satisfaction. 'David Beckham scored twice!' the bearer of glad tidings cried. ' Very good, Manchester! And then a chant arose. 'Allahu Akbar!' When news arrives of a successful result on an Israeli bus or United victory the reaction is the same from these terrorists- God is great!
Made me think of the Slovak poster.

>>76648578
I just hope that Cairney and Sessegnon stay.

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>>76648506
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIVING SWEDISH BASTARDS HAHAHAHAHAA

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Self-BTFO.

>Sweden scores
>it's a black guy

POTTERY.

>>76648636
THE CITY OF (ME)

>>76648432
OK then I'll bite. Pls explain sundials and candles.

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>>76648636
Hello

>>76648728
a bit of self-mockery is the key to lead a sane life.

>>76648728
KEK
i always thought he was a cunt, but only nice people do self-deprecating jokes.

>>76648786
It's called self-deprecation

>>76648636
>pooland

>>76648786
>>76648795
Would rather be a lanky guy than a manlet desu

>>76648807
thanks, I was struggling to find the right words: here we use "self-irony".

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>>76648636
>>76648735
AHAHAHAHAHA

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Post your comfy temps lads

>>76648786
He was once asked what he would be if he wasn't a footballer, and he said ' a virgin'.

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>>76648837
>tfw blown the fuck out by mong magic

>>76648868
top lad

>>76648728
Legend of underratedness.

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>>76648813

>turn on "cold" water tap
>warm water comes out

Fuck this heat

>>76648906
>need a piss
>whip out cock
>cum comes out
>go back to bed
>piss and shit myself

>>76647874
9/11 was an inside job

>>76649015
>t.KSA

>>76647874
Reddit is actually ok

>>76649031
That building 7 collapse is some super duper hokey shit though, it's honestly baffling how other people don't think so

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>>76648906
>"cold" water tap
you bongs and your taps

>>76648728
its even funnier that he is taking the piss of all of the vapid footballers social media pages over these summer breaks with their trite inspirational messages on the level of a teenage girl.

based street lamp

Coronation street?

Eastenders?

Emerdale?

No hipster meme choices like Neighbours and Hollyoaks

>>76647874
I am the greatest minesweeper player on the face of the Earth

>>76649069
Even my dearest mum has stopped watching soaps, and she's the biggest pleb of all time. What is wrong with you anon

>>76649069
Eastenders

>>76649051
It's really all the rural folks who sent their boys to the hellhole that is the Middle East that believe osama and his minions did it. You should actually be sympathetic.

Now back to /trans/ posting!

>>76649095
I'm a fucking Eastenders /lifelong/ that's what's fucking wrong with me you cunt

>>76649069
Just watch wrestling. You get the drama of a soap with a bunch of hilarious gimmicky bullshit

>>76649098
Excellent geez

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>>76648728

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>>76648468
I was just being pseudo philosophical for the bants lad. No need for bully!

>>76649069

Tracy Beaker

>Former Inter owner Massimo Moratti believes Suning Group will make a statement signing like that of Ronaldo “sooner or later”.

grenate when??

>>76649125
Nah mate, Eastenders and Emerdale are actually real and follow the lives of genuine people, unlike your bullshit fake wrestling that pretends to be real but aint following anyone, grow up arsehole.

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>>76649166
What is the granate /bundes/. Because, in terms of threads, for me, it's /trans/

>City trying to sign Aubameyang
>Literally going after a player that will leave you in a couple of seasons for Real

Small club.

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>>76649165
This is Tracy Beaker in 2017

>>76649200
>thinking he's getting a move to Real
Zidane obviously doesn't want him, and he's just turned 28.

>>76649178
>pretends to be real

wew, this is why you shouldn't criticize something if you didn't see it

>>76649223

Watched an episode a few years ago where she was a helper at the orphanage now or summert, bitch got a fat ass.

>>76649255
It was never an orphanage. Foster home.

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>>76649250
(You)

>>76649166
dude we already did, remember Gabbagool?

>>76649265

Literally the same thing m8. There was some hot mixed race lass as well.

>>76649255
She got a kid (or at least on the way) and married now i think

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*carves overheatedly*

Just got back lads, can I get a quick rundown on the big transfers that happened?

>>76649350
That Danish guy last night calling out the mods with perro caca was funny.

>>76649352
Sopa to uma delicia confirmed about 2 hours.

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FUCKIN DIVING POLISH BASTARDS AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA AHA

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>>76649308
Got any more stale memes?

People have known it's fake since the early 1920s (which is when newspapers stopped reporting results from shows as if they were real). But hey, keep pretending that caring strongly about men kicking a ball is any better, even though there are many glaring flaws that gave it the nickname of "divegrass"

>this traveller on 24 Hours in Police Custody

>>76649255

>Tfw Mike and Duke will never be your adoptive gay dads

Why even continue living?

>>76647568
no way
i cant believe this is actually gonna happen

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*makes a clean tackle*

>>76649402
Thanks for the (yous) mate

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>>76647556
>has told his agent Jorge Mendes to seal a dream return to Manchester United. (Sun)

Are the english this delusional and full of themselves? Ronaldo isnt dreaming abour Europa league, Manure isnt the team it used to be, no matter how much money you throw at the problem.

>>76649493
>has told his agent Jorge Mendes to seal a dream return to Manchester United. (Sun)
>(Sun)
There's the problem, João

>>76647874
I thought I was starting to go bald at age twenty but I just have really bad eczema on my scalp which is causing hair thinning but is at least treatable. So kind of a mixed bag.

>>76649493
It's from the sun newspaper mate...

>>76649493
>isnt dreaming abour Europa league
They have CL next season

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jf just sent me this

>>76649493
>dream return
kek

>>76649493
>the sun

Also are united not in the cl?

>>76649493
United are in the CL you thick cunt

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>>76649516
They will get third place in the group and drop into Europa League.

>>76649556
>The psychic ABU

SEETHING mate

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>>76649556
Not if we sign Ronaldo

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>>76649556

>>76649556
Offby-One Kenobi

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We're one Nike deal reveal + manager's contract extension from Chelsea BTOFing transfer window

All but confirmed
>Lukaku
>Bakayoko
>Sandro

Maaaybe:
>Bonucci
>Morata
>Mahrez

wew
e
w

>>76649597
Not getting both morata and lukaku

>bonucci

>t-t-t-this will be a crazy transfer summer
>nothing happens
>every ronaldo rumor is from a shit source
>no bale rumors
>no hazard rumors
>no verified granate
>prices so high no one can buy anyone decent
>"oh you want Be-oneseasonwonder-lotti? 100m pounds"

geee

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these look like segunda division kits

Plz let us sell De Gea for 60m and get Donnarumma

>>76649629
For me, it's the one on the left

>>76649650
No Donna a snek

>>76649665
He's literally a young version of De Gea.

He'd have a shaky first season then turn GOAT

>>76648529
Good god that whole Stephen Book that's like "I can do philosophy too" fucking sucks

>>76649617
>>t-t-t-this will be a crazy transfer summer

cite literally one relevant sport section on a relevant and respected website which said this.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHABHABHBAHBAHAA


SWEDEN

SWEDEN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


SWEDENN AHAHAHAGGAGAGAGGGAGGAAA

>>76649739
>U21 Football

WEW LAD

>>76649614
What's wrong with boipucci?

>>76649787
Nothing, don't think he's gunna go to chelsea

>>76649493
How come no #WeAreAllCR7? Real don't support him. He's coming home.

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>>76649779
AGAGGGAGAGAG AHAHHAHHA AHHAHHAHAA HHA HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWEWEWEWEEWEEWEEWEEWEWEWEWEEWW


WEWEWEEWWEW

>>76649843
Louis, how has iZombie been treating you?

>>76649822
So Manolas or Koulibaly?

>>76649493
Bruv United are the biggest team on the planet no matter which way you look at it

Players who leave us check our results before they check they're own

>>76649865
wrong belganon you're talking to

>>76648042
>From Dortmund to Liverpool
lyl

>>76648064
Sound gimmick, la.

>>76648222
t. United Filipino

>>76648852
Currently it's 19°C. Pretty comfy.

>>76649822

still

-------Hazard---Lukaku-----Pedro

Sandro--Kante----Bakayoko(Cesc)---Azpilicueta

-----------Christiensen---Luiz-------Cahill

---------------Big belgian


Needs one more creative midfielder and it's complete.

Douglas Costa done deal says Bild

>>76649866
Probs Koulibaly if they pay the 60 million Napoli want

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>>76649843
>He's coming home
>Belgium flag

Customers are fucking sub-human, end yourself.

>>76649852
>Arsesmell fan detected.

>>76649896
*to juve

>>76648157
>take the best players directly off their rivals though
They do exactly what that guy described too though. Kirchhoff or Rode would never have become starters for them. They could have been useful players for Schalke or Leverkusen though.

>>76649877
Results are what matter, like i said before you can burn all the money you want on dabbing pacy niggers, you are still shit.

>>76649911
Nah just have a pic of eboue from a song i heard

---Salad------Obamayang---Das it Mane
------------------------QT

pepper your angus

>>76649931
Just done the Treble m80

>>76649942

better show that back four :')

>>76649886
Thanks. She (male) is cute. :)

>>76649963
moreno-van dijk-matip-alves

>>76649942
>losing your entire front 3 to the AFCON

wew lad. wew.

>>76649974
Prepare to be exposed by Bournemouth

>>76649931
What are you on about? You are seriously deluded if you think United won't ever become good again, every big team goes through bad years and great years

>>76649974
moreno lmao

a player you tried to tap up

alves is going to city

>>76649947
You finished sixth, a shitty league cup and a Europa league against teams with 10% of your budget. If that is the biggest club in the world to you then by all means...

>>76649942
You won't get Aubameyang, but Salah is def good.

>>76648088
In fairness Chelsea have been doing that for fucking years.

>See any kid get hyped
>Buy him just in case
>Keep him until he's 22/23/24
>He's shit
>Sell him at a loss or at a very slim profit
>Has a good season (sometimes two)
>Pay 8 times as much as you sold him for or 16 times as much as you paid for him in the first place
>Chelsea magic

They had something like 40 players out on loan last season and I'll be fucking amazed if even one of them becomes a first team regular (without having been sold and bought back at a loss as usual obviously). It's like Joe Kinnear is the Director of Football at Chelsea.
Just look at when Ake was at Bournemouth. He was unironically more effective than Memehill or the other two completely forgettable defenders Chelsea have. So they brought him back. Not to play, but to sit on the bench and play some reserve matches. Don't want to give Bournemouth a hand in potentially winning the league, right?
Pure scum club. Plain and simple.

>>76650002
If they keep Woodward long term I dunno. Seems like shit transfer after shit transfer.

>>76650013
Still winning trophies going through the worst period of the club in 25 years, great foundation for the coming years

>>76650013
>Proceeds to celebrate winning the Confederations Cup

You can't shit on our season and celebrate winning a competition with fucking New Zealand and Cameroon in it.

That's your ultimatum

>>76649912
does this mean sanchez to buyern also done?

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>>76649972
>(male)

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>>76650040
Confederations Cup is just a meme, much like United is now

>>76650033
Ibra was very good and scored 28 goals
Micky became good second half of season scoring vital goals in semi and final
Bailly is excellent
Pogba was great in parts but quiet in quite a few games, is only 23 and has plenty of years left to perform

Other signings weren't made by mou and the rest of signings brought in by woodward since fergie have been a clusterfuck of different managers ideas, i think mou knows what he needs and wants and will be given time

>>76650092

IMO you can only really judge signings after 2 years. Of all the post Fergie signings who has actually been good? Mata and Herrera are the only ones I could really make an argument for and Mata is a bench warmer now.

>>76650017
He'd have stepped in. Chelsea had no injuries last year and why change what's working? I agree with your sentiment though.

>>76650092
the only constant is fellaini
always delivers when truly needed, 4th place trophy, EL

>>76647902
Happy Birthday and good luck

>>76650146
>IMO you can only really judge signings after 2 years

fair point

Herrera and mata yes, felliani for being effective at what he's asked to do, rojos had one good season one bad, shaw is good if hes not injured or fat, martial one good one bad

but yeah van gaal and moyes signings have been mostly average

>>76650086
European Championship is Europa League tier to World Cup which is Champions League tier

>>76650271

>Mata
Good
>Fellaini
Meh
>Varela
Flop
>Herrera
World Class
>Shaw
Flop
>Rojo
Great (when at CB and not LB)
>Di Maria
Flop
>Blind
Meh
>Valdez
Flop
>Memepiss
Flop
>Darmian
Meh
>Schneiderlin
Flop
>Schweinsteiger
Meh
>Romero
Good
>Martial
Meh verging on good.

>>76648143
>>76648189
lmao found her in like 5 sec

>>76650092
>Still falling for the Ibra meme
>Including goals in all competitions because he was average in the league, scored one goal against one good team and a load of penalties

Yeah, he's a real GOAT. The rest are equally fucking trash, but you'll deny it because you're a loyal customer. Just like every other time.

>>76648143
>>76648189
btw she has a bf

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Don't do it to yourself, City fans.

Not again.

>In a turn of even Donnarumma's family and Milan are meeting tommorow to discuss his future
Guy couldn't handle the backlash and is trying to salvage his image. It wouldn't surprise me if he signs now. It's a bit too late to go back to how it used to be though.

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Who /JuanMataBlog/ here?

>de gay

>>76650534
You're full of shit and a typical SEETHING ABU

>>76650598
that was just classic raiola trickery. he was not gonna leave, it was just a way to get a better contract and bigger agent fees.

>>76650598
raiola has completely fucked up lmao

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>>76650613

>>76650598
Football fans are fickle and have no memory. Blame everything on Raiola, a couple of saves, bam.

>>76647874
my crush has just texted me something but im too beta cuck to open the phone

>>76650625
well that backfired badly this time.

>>76650635
based aussie poster

>>76647874
Starting a new job tomorrow, pretty excited

>>76648010
>I'm not calling some bloke Cheryl when he's got a face like that

You guys need to chill. Why fighting so fiercely against something that harms no one?.

If someone wants me to call her Lindsay, i will call her Lindsay because i don't care about it

>>76650652
On his and Gigio's public image yeah, but we would have to see the numbers on the contract. Milan's staff gained massive points, that's for sure.
I am half suspecting that Juve agreed to get him next year for free but then changed their mind for some reason.

>>76650581
Nobody thinks we're after him

The only striker remotely linked is mbappe and that's because they were scouting him last year

wtf?
old m8 from uni said he saw donnaruma at john lennon?

goodnite, /trans/. Hope you survive the warm night.

>>76650680
the nubers on the contrat were alredy great, and i don't think he got any advantege in negotiations after al this mess, even the opposite.
>I am half suspecting that Juve agreed to get him next year for free
could totally be
>but then changed their mind for some reason.
i don't see why really

>AC Milan goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma rejected a new contract because he felt "threatened" by the club, not for financial reasons, according to his agent Mino Raiola.

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https://www.abola.pt/nnh/ver.aspx?id=678453

>>76650721
>>76650705
confirmed la

>>76650710
ill rub my nipples and think of you

>>76650710
How warm is it?

>>76650721
Why had they to threaten him? According to him Gigio always wanted to renew and it was not a money problem. So, why? He fucked up so badly he literally exposed himself as the problem.

>>76650715
Well, I never felt like it was really about wages, if it was a contract problem it's either release clause or some other clause. We will never know, probably, I don't think Milan makes contracts public.

At the end of the day, we still don't know what his family will agree. And isn't he playing with the u21 anyway? bit ugly from his family to decide when he's not there, but I don't know how terroni families work.

>>76650769
>Raiola: "We took decision that we didn't want to take. It was nothing to do with money. We were threatened."

Then

>Raiola: "And then if you have a top player in your club like Gigio, why do you go and offer double or triple for Morata or Aubameyang?"

He contradicted himself quite a lot yesterday.

>>76650769
that's old news, he was just trying to not get shit on too much but he failed. He claimed that Milan were too instent on signing the new contract and that he (Raiola) would have wanted to wait till November.
>>76650783
My gues is that Mino gto mad because Milan didn't want to pay his usually enormous agent fees and/or that he alredy has an agreement with some club (Juve?) to bring it to them for free and receiving from them huge bonuses.
The other Raiola (yes there's two of them) is reportedly goin to Poland to talk to Donnarumma personally

>>76650870
Yep, there was probably an agreement with Juve but collapsed. The question now is why, are they trying to be friendly with the Milan owners? an uglier option is that Donnarumma changed his mind because he couldn't handle the pressure of being hated this much.

I do not believe it has to with Raiola's fees, for me it comes down to Milan saying no to selling him.

>>76650920
I think Donnarumma actually wants to stay (i'm not saying forever, but at least for now) and Raiola wanted to buy time to have the best possible deal and/or persuade Donnarumma to leave (for the cluba that alredy has a deal with Raiola), but that backfired on him and now Donnarumma and his family are pissed off because they get shit on and won't be seing any money for another year too (keep in mind Donnarumma is eraning 200thousands per year now).

>>76650968
It's obviously that. They are just deluded Juventini.

Darren Osborne to Millwall.

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Anyone getting snubbed atm?

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>>76650458
*blocks your path*

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Is Gylfi leaving Everton?
If yes, then where will he go?

>>76651254
Leaving Swansea you mean? Everton says the rumors.
Everton winning the transfer window?

>>76651254
>Gylfi leaving Everton

apart from thauvin, has anyone moved twice in the same window?(no loans allowed)

>>76651432
Is that even allowed? Something with only being able to be registered once per window

>>76651432
Anzhi Makhachkala had som wierd tranfers
>Several of the players sold had been recent signings for Anzhi; Aleksandr Kokorin had signed from Dynamo only a month before being sold back to the Dinamiki and had yet to make an appearance for Anzhi. Igor Denisov and Aleksei Ionov had both only signed in June and had played only a handful of matches before being sold. Christopher Samba had rejoined Anzhi in July after a spell with Queens Park Rangers. Willian had joined in January and played only 11 league matches before being sold.

>>76651496
Samba was just money laundering.

>>76651254
>>76651432
>>76651453
leaving Swansea of course

>>76651578
Oh besides everton there been some spurs rumors too

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>>76651595
Well, if Eriksen leaves and they can't get Lemar (which would be a shame because he's fucking amazing), Gylfi would be nice as he would probably link up well with Kane.

>>76650233
Thanks la. I think I did well too.

>kinda warm but cool enough
>step out of the area covered by the fan
>it's a sauna
send help

>>76651644
Eriksen won't leave unless barca comes knocking. We used to play Gylfi out wide when he was here last time and it really didn't work out and there really isn't a vacancy central midfield. I world rather see a pure winger/wide player (or 2) join if Eriksen leaves

>>76649060
what do you have faggot hot and boiling fucking twat

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>>76651110
kek, why does england even mention international soccer? do they think that will end well for them

>>76651110
>two fuck ups by Joe 'World Class, Honest!' Hart fucked us over
>LOL U GOT PWNED XDDD ECKS DEE

Absolute SHITE rumours tonight, lids. This has been a very good transfer window so far though.

>not loving trans lads

Name a worst thing than a Kante-Bakayoko midfield.

>>76652623
Bravo as goalkeeper

>>76652623
Kante-Verratti

>>76652623
Henderson-Can

>>76652623
Xhaka-Ramsey

>>76654578
Elneny-Xhaka
Or any Arsenal combination that doesn't include Cazorla

>>76652623
Kante-Matic.

>>76651752
I want you to know that I saw this post

>>76654596
>>76654578
Did you even watch the last few games? FA Cup final it literally prevented Kante from getting into it.

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>cut alves' contranct and let him go FOR FREE but keep de ceglie untill he runs out of contract

>Manchester City are preparing a bid for Borussia Dortmund's Gabon striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 28. (Sky Sports)

t. Today

Yet the media were saying DEAL CLOSE, NEARLY COMPLETE, CLOSING IN, NEARLY DONE DEAL.

As usual nothing had happened. No bids have been made. It's utter and complete bollocks.

>£35m for Salah
>he will receive a transfer bonus from Roma
>he will receive a signing on fee
>he will receive a large contract
>Salah is from Egypt and therefore a jihadist bank
>Liverpool are funding terrorism
typical scummy Liverpool

>>76652623
David Luiz-Thiago Silva

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>>76648286

>>76655027
What was it?