/trans/ - We will beat the heat together lads edition

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>>76656506
>Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, will not hold Manchester United to ransom over his wage demands to make sure a transfer can go through this summer. (Sun)
>Alternatively, Manchester United have serious reservations about re-signing the Portugal captain. (Daily Express)
>And United manager Jose Mourinho has ruled out a move for Ronaldo. (Daily Star)

>de nnarumma

>>76656506
My ITK just informed me that GF has agreed personal terms with Chad FC, the team is just sorting third party ownership before making a press statement.

Sorry OP

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>>76656506
>your a girl
>you just got a job as a scout in a football club

What are your scouting/recruitment methods?

>>76656573
Get paid trips to various parts of the country to watch matches, ask your /trb/-playing boyfriend for opinions based on the game, suggest those players.

>>76656506
>Mauricio Pellegrino
Is this the son of Pochetino and Pellegrini?

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>>76656610

>tfw he suggests Alberto Paloschi and Carlos Fierro because he still plays FM12

>>76656654
Swansea fell for that last season.

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Can't wait

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> Modric's perjury
> Ronaldo's tantrum
> Raiola shit stirring
When is the new episode airing?

>>76656623
His name is clickbait gold

>>76656724
>tfw you dont want to be a king

>>76656724
Gato meada

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Who /squires/ here?

>>76656724
>initial reaction is to opne her mouth

had a mild chuckle there

>three threads
I can't even bump the old one to death because it's over 100 posts until limit

>>76656506
>Manchester City are preparing a bid for Borussia Dortmund and Gabon striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, 28.(Sky Sports)
This is total bollocks btw

hello whats going on

>>76656836
It must be fun to get paid to make this shit up

>>76656836
>preparing a bid
Literally meaningless

>>76656861
and i say heyeyeyeyeyeah

>>76656863
You know that sky does it to make money right?

They make up a bollocks rumour, offer good skybet odds to get some money off idiots and then slowly back off.

City supposedly bid for him yesterday now today they're only preparing a bid, then it'll be "closely monitoring", then "linked with" and then nothing

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NEROVERDI UPDATE

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FUCK OFF BARNSLEY DON'T TAKE OUR ONLY GOOD MIDFIELDER!!!!!

>>76656876
That seems a bit dodgy, i reckon they could get done for that if it was proven

>>76656759
when he talks about football he's genuinely witty and funny
but when he does politics he's the fucking worst

>>76656901
i hope they don't get raided too hard
Di Francesco, Berardi, Pellegrini and Acerbi are a big loss already

well ard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK51Pn-6w6E

>>76656931
>tfw I work at ADE every year

>>76656876
Of course they do, as absurd as the story of all the top teams fighting over Ox lol

>>76656936
nice
what do you do

Any information on the Ronaldo to liverpool situation???

>>76656764
kek

>>76656951
Boring stuff, lockers and taking care of where people drop off their coats (garderobe in Dutch, and can't be bothered to look up the English word)

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>Walker has been 'relatively close' to the Camp Nou, says (Sport) in Spain. But it's all bullshit.

Chelsea and Liverpool are interested in Ruben Neves, but will have to pay his €40m release clause. Seems like bs. (Correio da Manhã )

>Sporting are close to signing Bruno Fernandes from Sampdoria (Gianluca Di Marzio)

Max Meyer considering his options amid Tottenham and Liverpool links (ESPN FC)

>Chelsea planning to loan Zouma if they acquire Van Djik or Bonucci (London Evening Standard)

Roma are reportedly 'very close' to signing Rick Karsdorp and Lorenzo Pellegrini
The Giallorossi are expecting to sell Mohamed Salah to Liverpool this week for around €45m,
with the Egyptian expected in England tonight.

>Lucas Moura says he's open to a move amid interest from United (calciomercato via Goal.com)

Leicester are considering an improved bid from the £10m that was rejected for Johnny Evans (The Daily Telegraph)

>Wolves have signed Phil Ofosu-Ayeh from German side Eintracht Braunschweig on a free transfer. (BBC Sport)

Andrea Conti is reportedly on the verge of a move to Milan for €25m plus bonuses
With a contract worth €2m per season. (football-italia)

>Sassuolo have officially announced that Cristian Bucchi has been appointed as their new Coach. (football-italia)

Napoli are once again interested in Wojciech Szczesny (Il Mattino)

>United reportedly rejected Juve for the services of Darmian, Mou says he is not for sale (Calciomercato.com’s Fabrizio Romano)

Inter want Alejandro 'Papu' Gomez from Atalanta (Sportitalia)

>>76656968
>Lucas Moura says he's open to a move amid interest from United (calciomercato via Goal.com)
Is it 2012 again?
Are they interested in Gaitan too?

>>76656967
cloakroom

speak the language of fuck off your flemish wanker
NO SURRENDER

>>76656967
do you get paid or is it a volunteer job?

and yeah vestiaire, i don't know the word either

>>76656968
>Inter want Alejandro 'Papu' Gomez from Atalanta (Sportitalia)
the gradual but steady downgrade in trasfer targets Inter experience every year from June to August is hilarious

>>76656984
t. Britcuck with a German head of state

dutchlads, tell me about Marvelous Nakamba, apparently >we just bought him

BREAKING
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40339788

>>76656986
I get paid for it, it's through a separate company. I think it's the same on that does the lockers at Tomorrowland

>>76657015
>play for real mad
>dodge taxes

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>>76656991
>it's another "inter spends 100m on wingers and midfielders and still plays Nagatomo and d'Ambrosio at fullback"

>>76657040
>episode*

>>76656978
No but (Lance!) reports that United are preparing a €25m bid for Flamengo star Everton Ribeiro.

>>76656991
Papu is cover for Ronaldo, la

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>>76656991
THANK YOU BASED PAPU OF FUNNY DANCING AND CHEEKY MEMES

>>76657007
>marvelous
and I thought only american blacks had stupid names

>de gay

>>76656909
wtf this guy came out from 80's

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what the..

>>76657161
haha they be tapping that ass boyyee

lmao Sunderland are getting Tony Adams in as manager.

>Tottenham have been contacted by Barcelona for Kyle Walker

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>>76657173
t. joe.co.uk

>>76657185
Barca playing prank calls again

>>76657200
'No'

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/11-things-sunderland-fans-said-about-potential-fan-led-takeover-1-8605609

>>76657161
best meme

>>76657185
Better sell him to Bayern or Barça than City.

Is Tottenham gonna get raided?

>>76657203
Barca bought loads of wank from arsenal in the past

Could believe it desu

>>76657246
only seems like Walker is defo going

>>76657203
It's Levy trying his usual tricks

He's panicking a bit because he tried to play hardball and city went and signed Alves so he's lost leverage

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hang on a minute..

>>76657246
Walker is going.
Maybe Eriksen and Dier.
Seriously, selling Dier wouldn't be a bad idea, he's overrated easily replaceable and not even homegrown.

>>76657309
but dier is alli's best m8

>>76657052
Everton is going to debut this week, what kind of crazy bid is that, literal bullshit

>>76657267
City's gonna pay or what Walker stays? That aint bad

>>76657161
200 millions of euros and it's yours.

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>>76657320
Alli is shit, mate

>>76657333
>Walker stays
He's 27 and barely motivated to play last season. This summer is the last chance to jew him out.

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/trans/? My Arse!

>>76657351
City will pay or he'll play second chair to Trippier it won't be horrible either way

>>76656968
>Milan and Juve get the young and coming guys from Atalanta
>Inter gets the old meme player
Classic inter

>>76657007
he's pretty good, very underrated here. if he works out he'll be perfect as a simons replacement since they're quite similar but nakamba is a bit more powerful.

>>76657324
it is bs, I made it up.
>Lance!
>reputable for international news.

>>76657368
tbqfwy we got gagliardini in january. I'm kinda bummed we'll lose conti to Milan, but that's what we get for that horrible performance from March to May.

It's the grime show with sir spyro

Di Marzio says Salah to Liverlel is done
>>76657430
Oh yeah i for for about him, it's not that bad then.
Atalanta got absolutely raided, they are lucky Juve loans them Caldara and Spinazzola for next season

>>76657461
that's what they get for memeing their way to EL
fuck "fairytales"

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Rooney apparently wants to stay.

>>76657488
>you now remember when Moyes gave him a new contract

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>>76657494

>>76657533
?

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>>76657533
Why are Jj players so smug?

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>get relegated out of the Football League
>change crests

I get what they're going for, always used to be a Hart on the badge, and it's stood on a Pool, but why in pissy gold?

>>76657553
lel nvm I thought that was a >moyes picture

>>76657754
lel

Any updates on the Jose Mourinho to jail situation?

>>76657832
????

>>76657832
currently parking the bus on double yellows

>>76657845
Got busted for not paying 3.5 milly in tax while at Real Madrid lad. Mendes seems to be snitching on all his clients to save his own arse.

>>76657860
does no one in spain bother paying taxes?

>Antonio Conte is about to sign his new contract, according to both the Times and the Telegraph, which Chelsea will celebrate by launching a £200m transfer splurge – with Arsenal’s Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain one of the surprise names on their shopping list. “As part of any positive conclusion to discussions Conte will have to accept that he is not the only voice on transfers and that he will have to be patient while targets are pursued,” says the Telegraph, before revealing that Chelsea are not only hopeful of signing Romelu Lukaku and Tiemoue Bakayoko, and optimistic about the Juventus left-back Alex Sandro, but are also keen on Riyad Mahrez and Ross Barkley.

There could also be a move on the cards for Dani Alves, with the Mail reporting that the 34-year-old Brazilian is negotiating with Juventus with the aim of manoeuvring himself into a free transfer, and that his representatives have “sounded out” Chelsea about a potential switch, though some Italian papers – and others closer to home – are saying his move to Manchester City is all but complete.

>Nemanja Matic could leave Chelsea this summer and complete a shock move to Manchester United, where he would enjoy a tearful reunion with José Mourinho. The Serbian midfielder is one of those members of the Chelsea squad who Antonio Conte believes he could improve upon, and has decided that should he leave, Manchester would be a very fine place to end up. Happily, the Sun reports, United also have him on their shopping list, though he crops up below Tottenham’s Eric Dier.

United are concerned that the whole Cristiano Ronaldo business is just a headline-producing distraction from their most important summer business – signing the likes of Alvaro Morata, Ivan Perisic and Ranja Nainggolan – and are, according to the Express, “wary they are being used by their former star to engineer a new deal out of Real”, plus he’d be really expensive and stuff, and could thus declare themselves out of the Ronaldo running in Bayernmunichesque fashion.

>Manchester City want to buy Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and have a spare £60m to spend on him, according to the Metro, as Pep Guardiola attempts “to add more firepower” to a squad already including Sergio Agüero and Juan Jesus. Liverpool’s pursuit of Roma’s Mohamed Salah is meanwhile nearing a happy conclusion: though the Liverpool Echo “understands that no date has been set for his medical as the two clubs have yet to reach an agreement”, sources in Italy suggest the player is expected to arrive in London today, and head for Liverpool on Wednesday.

Newcastle have pipped Rennes and won the race for £9m Porto striker Vincent Aboubakar, reveals the Star, and are crossing the Ts and dotting the Is on an £8.7m deal for the Eibar defender Florian Lejeune, as they launch themselves head-first into the transfer pool. Arsenal’s Calum Chambers may be next, but “up to eight players” could arrive in all.

>Burnley want to sign Everton’s James McCarthy, who might cost as much as £20m and is also interesting Newcastle and, it says here, Aston Villa. Burnley are also keen on Southampton’s Jay Rodriguez, but will have to fight off Newcastle (again) and West Brom, and shell out another £15m, if they are to sign him. Brighton have enquired about Ahmed Musa, who could be prised out of Leicester’s clutches for around £18m, and have also lodged a £1.75m bid for Markus Suttner, the Ingolstadt left-back.

>>76656928
>he's genuinely witty and funny
Using your favourite old memes isn't wit.

Is (Cheers,) Geoff Peters reliable?
Saying Vida, Croatian center def can join Leicester for tenner.

>>76657860
greedy fuckers, networth of 50 million, what would 3.5 matter. I love mouyes but fucking hell lad

>wants to link up with former manager

Does anyone seriously believe this is a major factor in player transfers? Players care more about money nowadays as opposed to a manager they spent half a season on loan with

>>76657679
I've seen chippys with better logos than the left.

>>76657679
looks like a beer pump badge for a hipster IPA

any update on the race war to now situation, lads?

>>76657679
>we want the hipster audience

>>76658050
just received word from on top of yer mum that Tyrone is fine with how things are

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Huh...

>>76658068
>my meme is catching on
:-)

>>76658074
you did good lad, will be supporting the meme for a good while

>Manchester United are refusing to raise their Ivan Perisic offer, hoping to take advantage of Financial Fair Play, but Inter are holding firm.

>The Red Devils are keen to sign the Croatian international this summer, but have baulked at the Nerazzurri’s €50m asking price.

>According to calciomercato.com, the English club are aware of the Beneamata’s need to meet FFP targets by July 1, so are refusing to raise their €30m offer.

such a inter fan. mourinho should take a few years off to calm his narscism

>>76658074
haha wow man, you're gonna get so many upvotes here's another! +1 :DD

>>76658084
downvoted

Best """""British""""" meme of the window so far
http://www.strawpoll.me/13238431
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>>76658095
>no snubchester
come on now

Is this the wort start to a transfer window yet?

>>76658126
>the state of your patience

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>>76657679
>>76658032

For me, it's the Hartlepool Bitters.

>>76658126
Manchester clubs, Everton and Milan have been keeping it lively

And Porto still has to sell 60M worth of garbage

>>76657679
>>76658143
>not a monkey in a noose

Shit badge famalam

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just 2 months ago jj customers mocked barcelona for letting alves for free. now jj lets alves for free too.

>>76658126
the window hasn't even opened yet in most of europe

>>76658169
>let Alves go
>Alves didn't tell them to do one

>Costa to Atletico
>Morata to Man Utd
>Salah to Liverpool
Which one of these is the biggest transfer saga of the window so far?

>>76658169
well it's a bit different
Barça refused to renew Alves
now Alves refused to renew with Juve

not sure if it's better or worse
probably worse

anyway Alves' importance has been widely overrated, he only played at a high level the last two months of the season

>>76658183
Van dijk and Dollaruma

>>76658183
>Costa to Atletico
ummm

>>76658191
He only had a handful of good matches in the CL and in the final of the Coppa Italia desu

It's mostly just how much better than Lichsteiner he is, which isn't that hard a thing to be

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alri

>>76658191
that last two months was better than any jj fullbacks have ever been for the last 10 years

Who /Erdinger beer/ on a sweaty Tuesday afternnon here?

>>76658228
no, not really
Sandro last season for example was a much more fundamental asset for the team

How the fuck are Madrid in such a good position this summer?

>>76658241
nah sandro was constantly good but alves permorfances on quater final and semifinal's ucl was extraordinary
much better than sandro's

>>76658250
I mean when you win 2 CLs in a row and your 3rd in 4 years you can do whatever you want.

>>76658250
because they are the best

>>76658264
They wont win the 3rd,trust me, it just cant happen

>>76658275
I hope so. Madridwinslol is getting boring. At least have a team outside of Spain win it god damn.

>>76658262
i'm talking about 2015-16 when talking about Sandro
he was unreal that season, much better than Alves in any game this season

>>76656909
Is he the one that bitched out at Fratton Park last season

>>76658287
I really want Milan to win, can you imagine how embarrasing it would be for Madrid to win their 20th before Milan wins their 10th?

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>>76658328
>Milan
>Winning anything of relevance
Pick uno senpai

>>76658292
in 2015/2016 allegro didn't play alex sandro until like the last 3 months of the competition
he used evra as the main wing back before
he sometimes used asamoah too
alex sandro's last season definitely better than his 2 seasons ago

>>76658003
I suppose you know this from your years as a professional footballer

>biggest player FC Just have signed in a while doesnt want to renew his contract
>after a single year
>wants to leave so bad he is shaming the club and himself left right and center to tank his value and their bargaining power

Wew, a match made in heaven

>move house
>doing DIY for months
>finally get internet back
>stare at google page
>dunno what to do
>go to sp and lurk till 3am

It's good to be back

>>76658468
>dunno what to do
Did you fap yet?

>>76658501

not yet, got used to imagination
need to get back in the habit of staring at screen

Plus new account with company so I want to gradually descend into the sick filth I look at instead of having it on record within a minute of going online already getting a red flag

>chelsea already sold 40m worth of players
chunk in another sale to china and they can fund their spree

lads
LADS
>mBRAAAAPPé

>>76658560
Who? Costa?

>>76658575
moses

>>76658565
fuck me this is a legendary meme in the works

Has Chelsea signed Lukaku, Bakayoko, Alex Sandro, And Cristiano Ronaldo yet?

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League and CL final at a minimun

>>76658589
Why? He just had his only good season in his career. Also Chelsea don't have another right wing back besides him. Dave didn't work well as a wing back

>>76658618
>Gonde
>CL

>>76658599
no
go and stay go

>>76658618
Alves signed a 2 year deal with City you clown

>>76658620
They are getting back cuadrado again

>>76658651
Wait what no why

>>76658651
Jj just bought his full ownership last month
Why would they sell him to the club they bought him?

>>76658651
Are they getting Salah and KdB too?

>>76658679
Money

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>>76658592

definitely

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Ok really, How do you pronounce 'Djik'?

Lads. We need to make a XI of "greed"

GK Dollarumma
LB Ca$hly Cole

>>76658702
Why do Chelsea spend money on players they just sold?

>alves signs a 2 year deal with barcelona
>leaves after 1 year
>alves signs a 2 year deal with Juventus
>leaves after 1 year
>alves signs a 2 year deal with man city
hmmm

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>>76658740
>you should settle for mediocrity and less pay because muh heart

*tips*

>>76658737
dyke

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>not even 200 posts
Did the heat kill everyone?

>>76657679
Absolute STATE of the badge on the left

>>76658468
Welcome back

>>76658767
No fun allowed I see
m'lady

>>76658737
Rhymes with Bike

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I hate summer, I hate the sun, and I hate the heat.

>>76658740
Assou ekoto
Carlos vela

>>76658785
I hate you.

>>76658740
Fabian Delph

>>76658785
I hate you.

>>76658795
What a coincidence, I hate myself as well.

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>>76658785
you should take a walk outside and enjoy the italian plains!

i mean at least thats what I always do when im bored

>>76658801
I regret saying it now :(

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>>76658795
>>76658799
Stop right now!

>>76658785
Depending on how hot it is, I've grown to love summer. Winter is too depressing, imo.

>>76658806
You leave Singapore to come to our plains every time you are bored?

>>76658740
manager: Dick Advocaat

>>76658824
yes

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>perro macaca

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>>76658829
>>76658796
>>76658786
Manager: Dick Advocat
Need more players

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Welcome to Celtic!

>Mo Salah all done
Will Liverpool offer him a bacon butty?

>>76658755
city need two first team full backs, so alves for 5m will fill in nicely for a year as a rotation/sub option, then next summer can spend another 60m on two back up fullbacks

>>76658819
Winter is depressing when you come home and it's all dark, cold, and you are alone, but it's a lot comfier.

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>fuck this shit Im off. Thanks Moyes

>>76658740
Witsel

>>76658892
blunderland is saved

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>>76658895
Manager: Dick Advocaat

Need some CBs

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>>76658879
Some days it's comfy. But most of the time it's just dreary, imo. For me, it's much comfier being able to sit outside, go to parks etc., and see nature blossoming. Then again, we haven't reached >30+°C (apart from today). Once it does regularly you'll probably find me complaining as well.

>>76658853
Hulk, Witsel, anyone that plays in China really.

>>76658964
Way ahead of you lad!
>>76658952

>>76658740
Dollarumma
William Gallas-Rio Ferdinand-Sol Campbell-Ca$hly Cole
Hulk-Alex Smith-Axel Witsel-Oscar
Adebayor-Carlos Tevez

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>>76658977
That one's pretty nice

>>76658977
Fuck I meant Alan Smith

>>76657984
>what would 7fucking% of your entire lifetime worth matter

poor people smdh

>>76658796
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>76658773
WHOMST?

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>>76659064

>>76658740
Luis Figo

>>76659065
Taeri Taeri on Instagram, la.

>>76659063
well, doesntmean much if youre stuck in fucking prison but okay

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>tfw no model gf to party with

>>76659138
Begone thot

>>76659086
Snakes are too cute to get all the negativity they get.

>>76659187
Cobras and shit can fuck off though

I'm so horny. Haven't fapped since last Thursday. Should I wank?

>>76659187
This. Everyone knows spiders are the devil incarnate.

>>76659426
>>76659187
Spiders are worse then sneks but I'm not a fan of neither

>>76659334
Might as well make it a full week la

>>76659334
After Morata signs for united (Manchester), you can.

Give me an excellent podcast to listen to besides football weekly lads

>>76659508
About football or something else?

>>76659508
Calcioland isn't bad, mostly transfer talk.

>Alves:My comments on Dybala? Why play dumb, we all know every player would join Barcelona tomorrow if offered. It's no disrespect to Juventus or any other club I'm just an honest person.
>How can you compare Messi and Maradona? You can't. For example how many Ballon d'Ors does Maradona have?
Based Dani

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>>76659536
How many WCs does Messi have?

>>76659536
Is he retarded? Sudam weren't eligible back then. Everyone isn't fortunate enough to have the rules changed in order to favour them.

Lads I just unclogged my bathroom sink. AMA

>>76659536
>>76659564
How many goals does Frauddona have against Las Palmas?

>>76659536
>how many Ballon d'Ors does Maradona have?
how can you know so little about the sport you practise at a professional level?

>we all know every player would join Barcelona tomorrow if offered. It's no disrespect to Juventus or any other club I'm just an honest person is he legit retarded?

>>76659536
what a niggershithead. should have been eaten by a dog as a kid in the favelas

>>76659536
>For example how many Ballon d'Ors does Maradona have?
I don't remember the Ballon Door having a third of the prestige it has nowadays thanks to le epic Ronaldo VS Messi saga. If you want to use Ballon Doors as if they're a legitimate measurement then Pele is the GOAT case closed, he has been rewarded 7 after revision.

>>76659508
The Bugle
S-Town
BBC Friday Night Comedy
BBC Just a minute

>>76659653
Ballon d'or had way more prestige when it was not a "Messi lol" trophy.

Keita Baldé fraud or legit?

>>76659628
>is he legit retarded?
I'd expect most south american players to be desu.

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>>76659739
Is an eating disorder an retardation?

>>76659752
Uomo di panza, uomo di sostanza.

>>76659752
to be fair to chokeguain that ball was played behind him

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>>76659774
he had time to reposition his body, tried, and slipped.

>Pescara Slayer

>>76659774
tbf to piguain there was a half-eaten hotdog on the field

>>76659774
to be fair, the count of crostini did see the flicker of freshly baked Bruttiboni in the stands

>>76659734
He has the pontential to be really really good but he's a dickhead so who knows. Also he's black so this might be his peak alredy, totally worth the money he would cost imo.

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>>76659683
>tfw the GOAT established the importance of the Ballon d'Or again

>>76659888
Thanks Francesco

>>76659683
sure, like when owen won it

>>76659941
What did he do to win it again

>>76659943
technically won 5 trophies although none were CL or PL

Can any French anon explain to me the Franck Ribery cant speak French meme? Is his accent speaking French horrible?

>>76659990
Turn your head 90 degrees when checking my flag

He already has some some kind of speech impediment, and the accident that caused his face to be the way it is didn't help either. He also grew up in the low lower classes and converted to Islam, and the average muslim doesn't speak French flawlessly either.
Add all that together and you have your answer

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>>76659990
meme answer is DRUGS!

>>76658743
New manager

Different ideas

Lemar to Tottenham lads

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>>76660047
Yes please

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>when a grill sticks her tongue out
really makes me wish i weren't a virgin lads

>>76660058
Does Andy Carroll still have his Bebo page up? That was top lol

>>76660105
I have know idea what Bebo is enlighten me lad

>>76660097
i lost my virginity like a month ago lad. idk if it was because i kinda am disgusted by the girl and despise her but it wasn't that good.

>>76660132
Shitty version of myspace, pretty sure it was only popular in the UK between 2004-2009ish. Carroll's page was full of shirtless pics of him trying to look hard as a teenager.

Just checked, bebo is totally gone now anyway, rip

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ITK here, guys.


Customers will soon be happy as Pepe is set to join Manure in a 2 year deal.

Get your bets on it. EASY MONEY!

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>>76660132
Kek

>>76660144
Damn it here's your (you) lad
>>76660185

>>76660145
he and Mourinho hate each other. GTFO

Van Dijk to Liverpool

I've got some /INSIDE SCOOP/

>>76660232
what about Javi Martinez?

ik ben op straat ik ben met dieven

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>>76660224

>>76660224
4-3

ik denk niet eens aan liefde

>>76660232
what's the inside scoop on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>>76660307
>defoe
nice """league"""

ik ben flemish KLOOTZAK ik ben een idioot

One of the Belgians is dying of heatstroke lads

>>76660324
no dubs

>>76660341
Feels like the heat has already cost lots of /sp/artans their lives.

>>76660307
Who's whispering these?

>penaldo basically begging manure to take him, undermining his price
>they're not even sure they want him

absolute top kek, this is going to be the perfect shitstorm. you know they're not going to be able to say no in the end because they simply cannot refuse big names and publicity (the same way they hired mouyes after his public application to the job even though fergie himself had reservations about it). the friction between two narcissists like a declining penaldo and a mouyes that's lost it entirely will explode spectacularly

je snapt toch dat ik dit voor jullie schpit

>>76658786
>Carlos vela
What?

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>>76660355

>espagne

What else does Klopp need?

He already got Moar Salad.

>>76660645
A proper spanking

>>76660645
Good players.

>>76660645
Götze

>>76660435
This is the high quality content I want from /sp/

>>76660645
Bayern buying his players to look more impressive.

>>76660645
Kloop needs a new goalkeeper, a left back, a striker, a centre back, a defensive midfielder

Mignolet finishes the season with a few good performances and that somehow magically erases him being shit for the past 4 years

>>76658618
>no English starting players

Even I don't like to see this.

>>76658381
Money did destroy football though. Surely the amount of people saying "It's always been my dream to play for Manchester City" should tell you that. Do you really think Fernando de Favela los Blancos was sitting in his ramshackle cheering Dickov on?
Why don't you do that false equivalency thing of "Yeah, I bet if X company says they would double your wages you would leave too". So just before you bring that up 1. You have no ties to a company unless it's family owned or entirely local and 2. There's a big difference between living on £800pw instead of £400pw compared to struggling on £50kpw and needing £100kpw.
Don't reply to me ever again.

>>76660645
just loads of players

doesn't even matter if they're not that good

hi can an Italian help translate or tell me what this video is about

https://youtu.be/W1R9Q-_2coE

>>76660738
>1. You have no ties to a company unless it's family owned or entirely local
how is that different to a football player playing for a football club?

It's quit hot lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mha7pAOfqt4

>>76660704
Mignolet was good his first season. 2bh I don't know what the fuck happened in Brenny's last season and Klopp's first

>>76660738
Sounds like sour grapes to me.

>>76660738

Are you trying to say players don't dream of playing in the Chinese Premier division?

>>76658618
>those two backup midfielders stomed the league two years ago
what went wrong?

>>76660704
did you not get the memo? it's liverpool's year la

>>76660307
>multiple transfers have been and gone
>football wankers still think defoe is the most likely deal to happen

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give me one reason why pic related wont win the champions league next year

>>76660852
because Real Madrid

>>76660858
>real madrid without tsuman

wow its nothing . j p e g

>>76658618
>Alexis
>van djik
>Alves

Jesus, anon.

big bargains today from the SPL to england.

Liam Boyce (NI capped striker, SPL top scorer last season) has moved from Ross County to Burton Albion (EFL Championship).

Liam Lindsay (21yo highly rated CB, future Scotland starter) is on his way from Partick Thistle to Barnsley (EFL Championship).

>>76660829
one got comprehensively btfo by Ashley Barnes, the other is just too lazy to do well in both halves of a season

good enough to shut shop/get a goal, though.

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>>76660879
>without tsuman

>>76660879
>implying TSU isnt using manure to get a better contract again
>implying Zizou needs tsuman to win

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Threadly reminder that Mario Gotze SACKED his agent over the fact that he merely SUGGESTED a move to Liverpool

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>>76660913

>>76660922
he sacked his agent because he has a blood disease that will end his career and possibly his life

>>76660934
>Scousers actually believe this

DENIAL

>Tottenham not allowed to make Wembley pitch smaller to suit playstle
LMAO

>>76661009
Are you really suprised they get to change the pitch size even tho that was reported from the begning?

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>>76661009

Can't they paint it any size they want as long as it's regulation?

>>76660645
Plan B

>>76661009
Reminds me of that time when Poch took a high line to Anfield and tried to play out from the back

>>76661037
Yeah, but WHL was smaller than a regulation pitch and they got special permission for that because of it not fitting otherwise

>>76661037
they were only allowed their meme pitch because of the space available
now wembley is big enough to have a proper pitch

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>>76661050

>Dynamo Kiev winger Andriy Yarmolenko is very close to joining Bayern this summer
lol

>>76661009
SMALL PITCH BABIES BTFO

I'd hate summer too but as someone with a foot fetish it's actually nothing short of a blessing.

>>76660769
it's Totti trying to say popular phrases in different Italian dialects

>>76661113
pretty sure this guy has been linked to tottenham/liverpool for 10 years now

>>76661205
everton and milan too

>>76661143
Why are French girls' feet so good Alex?

>>76661243
It's hit or miss to be honest. Some take very good care of them and paint their toenails regularly and use nice sandals - others (mind you, even the best looking parisian girls out there) don't give a shit and have either chipped and unkept toes or straight up busted feet from too much walking in heels during the colder months of the year.