/heem/

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soon

>>76643491
Do you think he has a glass chin?

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is Borky Spueb a good fighter

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>>76643474
F

>>76643491
how does cheesa beat him

>>76643565

facecrank to death

>>76643565
By TKO like the last BJJ guy who finished Lee.

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>>76643565
>tfw people didn't believe me when asked the same question I wrote that Max beats Aldo by punching him and maybe kicking too

Da damest tings people write on the internet, eh ?

#tikibarsarethebestbars

>>76643565
cuckesa is such a bad striker, julianna pena tier

not talking about the fight with kevin just stating it

GDR needs to be blacklisted now

>>76643605
>>76643585
>>76643595
you think chiesa could take lee down hes skinny and lee looks like a tank

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>>76643613
> UFC has informed Germaine de Randamie and her management team that she is being removed as the women’s featherweight champion due to her unwillingness to fight the No. 1 ranked contender, Cris ‘Cyborg' Justino. Subsequently, top contender Justino will face newly signed Invicta FC featherweight champion Megan Anderson for the UFC women’s featherweight title in the co-main event of UFC® 214: CORMIER vs. JONES 2, July 29 in Anaheim, Calif.

Wew lad, that card is pretty hype for me

>>76643623

Cheeser is a beast my man. He doesn't have to take him down. If he gets hold of that head it's fucking over. Believe you me.

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>>76643638
why does he live in a van though? you surely would think dana pays his fighters more than that

>>76643647
Ha has a fucking mullet, of course he lives in a van, he's white trash through and through

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>>76643634
>due to her unwillingness to fight the No. 1 ranked contender, Cris ‘Cyborg' Justino
>No. 1 ranked contender
>ranked

AYO

HOL' UP

>>76643656

Why you gotta hate on cheeser my man

He's just a fluffy italian with squeezy arms who loves his mum

>>76643656
how does he even shower if he trains 10+ times a week

imagine the smell in his van goddamn. Also you call him white trash but he rocks the italian flag lmao

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>Cyborg wins belt
>is now """officially""" the best womens 145er ever even though everyone already knew that
>in a division by herself
>no one wants to fight her
>nothing changes
>she may as well still be in invicta.

>>76643634
>Cyborg will never be the lineal champ

Poetry.

>>76643680
he could shower at the gym you know

>>76643666
I'm not hatin, but it is wut it is. Maybe replace trash with some inoffensive word, perhaps hick would be better.

>>76643713
your gym has a shower? wut

youre supposed to shower at home before you go train

>>76643726
Dude what kind of shitty gym doesn't have a shower ? It's the one place of business that has to have one.

>>76643726
lol epic dutch troll!

>>76643731
>>76643734
no im not kidding mine has no shower not even a dressing room most people come in in their training gear

>>76643747
thats one shitty ass gym bro.

>>76643747
Are you sure that this is actually a gym? Not just a hall that gets rented?

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>>76643604

>>76643766
>athlete has bacne
>not a roider

Nobody in this sport is clean, my dude.

>>76643634
>not willing to fight someone caught cheating twice
lol

>>76643776
I'm clean. You're already wrong. As always.

>>76643790
You're not an MMA fighter, my guy.

>>76643634
based GDR. never fight roiders my dudes

>>76643634
>>76643777
Im actually with GDR on this one, fuck cyborg

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>>76643766
people unironically picked andrade to pick joanna lol

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First for my girl
Ripped af and ready to kill Esparza next

>>76643798
Really? Is that why I started training in 1999 in New Haven Connecticut? Suck a dick you anime watching dummy.

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>>76643777
They should had made GDR vs Meegan, and prayed that Meeegan won. That way they would lessened the whole GDR fiasco and got more money and exposure from Meegan. If she somehow beats Cyborg she's gonna be huge though

>>76643810
looks like a dude

>>76643810
too tall for 115!
still gonna wrestle fucked by that aztec empresses

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>>76643806
>foonny feeling in me bawls, yeh

>>76643810
nudes when?

>>76643806
>embarrass

for sure winning the first two rounds is being embarrassed

for sure

100%

>>76643820
Set the line, my guy. How big a favourite should Roidborg be?

>>76643822
You're jealous because Germaine DeRandamie your national ufc fighter looks like the Zulu king

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>>76643831
This is gonna be Joanna's toughest fight yet, you feeling me?

>>76643830
She's 5'7" and she has 5W by submission so her ground skills are perfect.You're wrong

>>76643846
kek

>>76643836
She's not Felice Herrig

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>>76643842
I don't know first thing about betting odds buddeh

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>>76643876

>Hey felice get your ass out

>>76643876
Herrig had nudes drop? BRB.

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>>76643887
She's such a hoe bag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9G4Hr_ElPs

is Bripton Sclob a good fighter?

>>76643912

jesus FUCK couldn't watch all of it

I'm LITERALLY SEETHING now, thanks poland

>>76643887
>>76643912
attention seeking whore

>>76643948
You could have just written "woman".

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>>76643912

Come on PEEEER! YAAA ooo he's so HAT

>>76643960

wat, whore is way more accurate.

>>76643960
*tips*

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>schaub punking bitch ass max kellerman

also the fact that brendan is willing to bet 100k is a serious showing of just how much money he has made with his recent success. im impressed

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>>76643923

I'm not sure if booter sib is a good fighter

>>76643983
people who have money dont need to flaunt it on twitter, schaubtist

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I know you guys like to hate on WMMA but fuck me 214 is the ultimate WMMA card
>greatest of all time vs her biggest challenge yet
>ultimate waifu battle
>mcmann dismantles another bum
>bonus: sage

Im hype man

>>76643998
>waifu battle

Literally cringed.

>>76643998

>Lamas vs Knight

hyped for heems boy 2bh

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>Bisping vs GSP
>DJ vs TJ
>Conor vs Floyd

>>76644051
>expected to accept fights
cant refuse whats not offered LMAO

>>76643983
>>schaub punking bitch ass max kellerman
Is that what he's doing? Because I'm pretty sure he's prostituting his integrity to try and land a job with Showtime.

>>76643998
>>greatest of all time vs her biggest challenge yet
You mean physically, right? Because Coenen was absolutely a harder fight both times than Megan's gonna be.

>>76644051
>DJ vs TJ
If TJ can make weight, he's more worthy of a title shot at 125 than anyone who isn't injured.

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>>76644051
>integrity of the sport

>>76643747
the fuk

>>76644069
Marloes was the toughest chick I've ever seen fight in terms of will and willingness to take abuse and keep throwing up defense and offense but she never had a chance to beat Cyborg. Her skill level was way too low.
Megan on the other hand has the striking and chin to maybe take down Cyborg. I think she's gonna gas or and grinded to a tko just like Marloes but she's gonna do way more damage on the way

>>76643887
Felice can sell you all of her sponsor's nutrition products right from her ass store

>>76644151
>use steroids
>shill products that do nothing

>>76644129
>Megan on the other hand has the striking and chin to maybe take down Cyborg.

She has a chin because she's been fighting blown up bantamweights. Did you see her last fight with Tweet? I know that she beat the shit out of Not So Sweet, but she fights like nobody can possibly hurt her! I don't think that Tweet missed a single strike she threw, and that is bad fucking news against Cyborg.

I don't expect Megan to make it to the end of round 1.

>>76644182
That's how pretty much everyone on Instagram makes money if they aren't straight up prostitutes tbqh.

Merge 125 with 135
Merge w145 with w135
Impose 235lb weight limit on HW
Mandatory rematch if you beat a champion
Mandatory defense against No1 contender if you defeat the former champ in a rematch

>"I had absolutely no idea that I was being stripped of the belt," de Randamie told MMAFighting.com moments after the news broke. "I found out through social media. Cyborg (Justino) is going to fight Megan (Anderson) for the belt.

>"Nobody ever told me anything about it."

>"I'm definitely coming back. I will go back to 135 pounds."


lel rekt

>>76644207
As if there was any doubt that women's featherweight was a bullshit division with a fake title that only existed as a stage for Cyborg.

>>76644200
>Impose 235lb weight limit on HW
for what fucking purpose.

just make HW openweight. Don't make these fat motherfuckers cut.

>Mandatory rematch if you beat a champion
So if you win the rematch, are you required to rematch? And if they win the rematch, they're required to rematch? And if you win the rematch, you're required to rematch?

>>76644207
She got paid 180k to make Holm look like shitty wrestler for five rounds. Nice work if you can get it.

>>76644207
They should just cut her. What can she possibly do at this point? They can't let her be champ at 135 but there's a chance she could beat some of the top 5 so eventually she could earn a shot. They can't give her bums because she'll eventually have a win streak. She needs to just be deleted from ufc history

>>76644235
>What can she possibly do at this point?

She'll get snapped up by Bellator and marketed as the lineal 145 champion.

Artem Lobov Vs GDR announced for UFC 216

>7 scrapped bouts
>wmma main event
>manufactured title
>1 finish on the whole card

UFC 208 is easily the worst event in recent memory.

>>76644235
they have already wasted money to promote her. She's being hated, but that's way better for the company than being an unknown. also she is not beating Nunes, and if she does, then everything is better

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/tony-ferguson-debuts-as-fs1-analyst-at-ufc-fight-night-112-in-oklahoma-city-anik-cruz-call-action

>Analysts for Saturday’s UFC Fight Night 112 weigh-in show on FS1, as well as the Sunday pre- and post-fight shows, will be current welterweight champion Tyron Woodley (17-3-1 MMA, 7-2-1 UFC) and lightweight contender Tony Ferguson (22-3 MMA, 12-1 UFC). Ferguson will be making his debut in the studio. Karyn Bryant serves as the anchor for the programs.

Interdasting.

>>76644233
No, if the previous champ wins the rematch he fights the No1 contender. The guy who loses the rematch fights another guy or two before he gets in contention again.

>>76644288
What are the chances Fergy tries to bant with Woodley to try and chase that momey fight? You gotta have insurance in this era.

Post Aldo Max literally murks Conor in another dimension

>>76644268
It kind of met the expectations of the card given the names, but I agree feel bad for those who paid

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>>76644278
>she gets the bantam weight belt
>sorry guys I want to wait for Ronda to come back. That is the only money fight and I'm willing to wait or be stripped

>>76644315
I would really like to see them fight again, they've both come a long way. I still think Conor takes it, but I consistently underrate Max so the fuck do I know. Plus, Conor's never going back to 145 ynless Max pulls out some savage banter at him to sell the fight.

She didn't deserve the belt anyway. Her fight with Holly should've been a draw. Goddard or Big John would've removed a point from GDR. Instead we got some New York zilch.

>>76644346
*gives soccer ball*

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>>76644200
>/asp/

>>76644362
>Goddard or Big John would've removed a point from GDR.

Big John spoke about this explicitly; he wouldn't have taken a point unless GDR threw punches around him as he was getting between them to end the round like Paul Daley cheap shotting Kos.

>>76644373
Die slow you guinea faggot

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kek, UFC social media intern didn't even tag Megan for the announcement

The MMA Hour with Fedor Emelianenko & Matt Mitrione in studio, Owen Roddy, Leonard Ellerbe, Stephen Espinoza, Audie Attar, Mike Goldberg, Kevin Lee, Josh Gross

https://youtu.be/0LxEskQIxes

>>76644473

They don't need it, memegan will get slept and never be seen in the ufc again.

featherweight will remain empty

>>76644503
I feel like an owl reading through that list of guests

>>76644473
What's the name you've scribbled through? Looks like Tecia Andrade.

>>76644527
What does being an owl feel like

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>>76644521
>Cyborg sleeping anybody
Cyborg has never had knockout power m8. She's never knocked anyone out cold. She just keeps punching until they can't take anymore. She's a brawler

>>76644532
https://www.instagram.com/lucianaandradeufc/

Brazilian ring girl

>>76644558
I kept saying who who who who who

>>76644607
>Legal Counsel
what

>>76644579
She's essentially Cain with better counterstriking for her division.

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>>76643983
Max Kellerman is a discount SKEEEEEUP

Shannon is the bigger, stronger and louder version of Stephen A

UNDISPUTED is undisputedly better than First Take

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this is what it feels like to fight Cyborg

Not to play MMAlgebra Professor, but it took Cyborg less than a minute to get Tweet out of the cage; it took Megan seven.

If Cyborg is less than -400 I'm dropping 10u.

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Now seriously guys you think that Megan Anderson is gonna be a tough challenge to Cyborg?

Cyborg's last 4 fights:
Ibragimova(great strategy.She tried to grab Cyborg's leg to avoid humiliation and been embarrassed more)
Leslie Smith(punchbag.She claimed after for an early stoppage.Everyone still laughing)
Lansberg(punchbag and stupid one cause she could fall on the ground to avoid the face massacre but she didnt and missed a couple of photoshoots next)
Magana(one punch shot,brain damage guaranteed,she deleted her ig account cause of dizziness and tourette syndrome)

Reminder:
>Germaine DeRandamie refuses to fight Cyborg cause of roids? kek
>Cat Zingano campaigned to fight Cyborg but all of a sudden had an accident kek
>Holly Holm wanted to fight Cyborg and
she ended up to fight Bethe Correia kek
>A year ago Cyborg couldn't make 135 and now 3 bantam girls(DeRandamie,Holm,Zingano) can make 145 but to fight whom? kek

Bottom line: Either the matchmaker God has fucked up the whole thing big time or the ufc wants to protect the Zuffa warrior at any cost like a national treasure cause they dont want another Ronda vs Holm surprise or even better noone wants to fight Cyborg and simply they pretend they want just to activate some fan enthousiasm

back to my favorite wmma division the strawweight when things are simplier and my fav girl Maryna Moroz is growing stronger

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>>76644974

1-0

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Post god-tier highlight videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-04I1Wmbpwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQYeSXpC244

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>>76645071
>shit pushed in
>go 5 full rounds with the GOAT of a sport you dont even compete in and lose by decision
you sure you not just shit posting?

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>>76645145

>you sure you not just shit posting

only one of us will ever truly know the answer to that

UFC should do a series of TUF for youtube. could potentially be a viral hit and bring in a lot of viewers

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post cyborg

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>>76645270

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>>76645351
fak u

>>76645135
u asked for god-tier highlights lad

not decline of a combat sport

>>76644672
Its a brazilian code for prostitute

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I find it funny that they both have the same nickname. And that she's more famous. And bigger

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>>76645452
stop posting pls

>>76644200
>Mandatory rematch if you beat a champion
>Mandatory defense against No1 contender if you defeat the former champ in a rematch

So you mean the champ has to face the former champ until the rankings drop him to number 2 after years?

Barboza vs Khabib is fight to make

>>76645522
no

tony vs khabib is

>>76645522
Khabib manhandled Johnson, who outworked Barboza for 15min. Barboza should fight Seething Al to shut his ass up.

>>76645596
Nah' fuck that, Kebab blew it. Let him fight someone else
>>76645613
>Muh MMA math
Edson will not fail in first exchange, Johnson was able to show how shit Khabib's striking was

>>76645642
Khabib can't make 155 anymore, bud. Forget about that muslim.

>>76645642
>Johnson was able to show how shit Khabib's striking was

STOP WITH THIS MEME

khabib is a midget why can't he make 155?

>>76645642
they will still make the fight...not like the first time someone has failed to make weight

its the best matchup the ufc can make right now

do you guys remember when khabib got rocked by johnson and stipe tapped

>>76645693
he can hes just an idiot

>sauna suit in the sauna

fucking moron

>>76645672
Did he get Lazy or USADA'D, hard to say
>>76645681
It's no meme friendo, Khabib can't strike
>>76645698
Tony needs to sit out and wait for Conor if what Dana said is true he'd like quick turnaround after Mayweather fight (probably bullshit)

>>76645613
why don't you like raging al he calls dana a faggot

>>76645723
how much money has tony made this year? lol

>>76645764
Just show money amirite?

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>>76645715

Evinger's taking Megan's place in a non-title featherweight fight as the headliner at I24.

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>https://youtu.be/5x4QzDZ2VZ8?t=47s
this delusional ass nigga my god

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>>76645715

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Who should Sletten fight next?

>>76645723
yeah Idt Tony can afford to wait, Ramadan ends this week

I think we'll hear something soon

>>76645812
>Ramadan ends this week
hi spergOP

>>76645812
I just hate seeing Khabib rewarded with such a massive fuckup

>>76645782
yeah he didn't get rocked but johnson's striking is so sloppy

there's openings in khabib's defense

>>76645792
1m+ ppv points

I cant tell is that too much?

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>>76645810
my cock

>>76645831
lets do the fight at 165 and get it over with, i couldnt care less about the meme lightweight belt

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Literally the 5th time she has posted a USADA test

>>76643799
>>76643800
fuck GDR too though. should've been a draw after her horseshit late strikes on Holm. I don't buy the "heat of the moment" argument, she's been in high level combat sports for a long ass time.

>>76645828
or just familiar with Ramadan?

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>>76645867
>i-im not roiding i swear!

>>76645882
didnt know we had this many mudslimes in heem

>>76645858
>johnson's striking is so sloppy
breh, he wasnt striking, he was making a force field with his hands

>>76645894
>assuming

silly

>>76645875
they were so blatant, she's a chimp too

>>76645890
lmao dumb fucks

Claudia is the natty limit

>>76645875
she beat the horse woman they call holly

deal with it

>>76645894

just spergy and adan afaik and they hate eachother for some reason. they should be sucking eachother off 4 allah

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What do you think about champs having to defend their belt like once a year?

>>76645875
The.

Ref.

Stops.

The.

Fight.

>>76645975
i don't care about belts this isn't the wwe

>>76645983
It's been years and you still haven't made a post that doesn't make me want to punch you in the mouth.

>>76645983
That would be the bell dumb fuck

>>76645985
The fighters do though.

>>76646005
fat ass

>>76645861
only conor and nate make that kind of money right now

>>76645861
he's already paid more than he's worth

hes a shit draw demanding more than his value because of media created p4p rankings

>>76644473
kek

why are women's beach volleyball physiques so much shittier than regular indoor volleyball girls?

like zero ass and they're all shaped gross

>>76646162
they're just wearing bikinis m8. the less you see the better they look

>>76646010
In your fantasy ruleset, sure. Go argue with BJM about it.

>>76646005
Stop being wrong, then.

>>76646188

this is pretty true. but it just feels like the indoor volleyball girls have bigger and better shaped butts, and they even all have bigger tits somehow. i'm sure the big tits are jsut coincidence though

>>76646162
Maybe something to do with running in the sand, dunno

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would you?

I CAN TALK ABOUT WHOEVER THE FUCK I WANT!

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>>76646245
beach has to be leaner and quicker since there's only 2 of them so theyre usually less thicc. indoor is more about power and height since they dont have to cover as much ground. hence the bunda

>>76644607
Check the photo by the pool.Mackenzie Dern did exactly the same thing.Just saying this for those who think that these kind of photos are not staged kek

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>>76646264
why wouldn't one want to have sex with a beautiful woman?

>>76645810
thats Lionel Messi

>>76646367

good point senpai. never realized sand was so anti-bundabuilding....

>>76646383
do you think posing for a picture makes it "staged"? wtf is wrong with you?

>>76646395
my dick is literally leaking now

>>76646468
I was being ironic desu, but to each his own I guess

>>76645858
he clearly gets wobbled for a second there

>>76646395
W-which episode is that?

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>>76646525
he did? can you point out the frame?

>>76646547
>s-spoonfeed me

>>76646547
when johnson lands the punch and khabib loses balance

>>76644051
tj deserves a title shot more than borg

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>>76646383
>thinking women aren't trying to show off their bodies when they post hot pictures of themselves
>thinking women actually think you don't know they're showing off their bodies
m8

>>76646533
lansberg fight embeddeds, not sure which one.
or actually, it was probably from the embedded-style videos she made herself

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>>76646576
>khabib lost his balance

>>76646598
you can clearly see his knees buckle

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>>76646606
>even with super slow motion
>your brain can still mislead you to false conclusions

>>76645681
for sure khabib got rocked my guy, joe rogan said so

>>76646517
I thought it was Gooby from the thumbnail, those clothes on Putin are his style

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>>76646606
>you can clearly see his knees buckle

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>>76646606
>you can clearly see his knees buckle

>>76646640
what do you think happened? khabibs movement is certainly hindered for a moment, right when the punch lands, and the punch didnt push him over..

>>76646547
>>76646598
>>76646659
Funny thing is sperg springs makes better posts than this Simpsons moron

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>>76646691
I guess I'll take this backhanded compliment, but I do enjoy the Simpsons reaction images.

>>76646691
who is this simpsons poster anyway? another addition to the long list of /heem/ autists or a known quantity?

>>76646707
youre literally here everytime i post, are you ever not here?

>>76646691
i originally posted a lot of the bart images but now i only post like 70% of the simpsons images tbhfam. idk if its to annoy fags like you or if they genuinely like the caps i made but its not all me any more

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>>76646746
Wasn't here most of yesterday for Fathers Day, but yeah I almost always have a /heem/ tab open.

>>76646758
saved some of those senpai, make some lisa ones

>>76646762
Post Schaubfolder

>>76646762
post flexible schaub

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>>76646807

>>76645425
>had front row tickets

man the sound of that knee was disgusting

>>76646717
More than one person (or at least multiple flags), but the guy who does the picks and calendars posts simpsons pictures

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>>76646791

>>76646823
some guy has been avataring with simpsons pics for a little while now

another autist trying to get an identity on an >anonymous image board

>>76646850
Post big ben.webm

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This objectively makes her the worst champion of all time correct?

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>>76646791

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>>76646865

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>>76646850

>>76646866
The funniest thing will be if Cyborg misses weight

>>76646874
Post Schaub and bas
>>76646879
Gratzie

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>>76646865
schaub pairs really well in this webm imo

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>>76646866
wmma = wgaf

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>>76646898

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>>76646874
OBSESSED

what job do you do coral springs

>>76646879
What is the benefit of climbing invisible rope on the ground lads?

>>76646879
such a comical fight finish

never fails to make me chuckle

>>76646866
Yes
>division of two
>barely win a dirty decision in an awful fight
>disappear for months
>be afraid to fight the real reason your belt exists
>say you are willing to get stripped

No way it can get worse than that

>>76646918
Does it bother you that your countrywoman surrendered her belt without a fight?


>>76646922
maybe...too comical
was schaub playing 4D chess, losing all the matches in hilarious fashion for Internet fame and betting money on his opponents to become a millionaire?

>>76646957
i dont give a fuck about gdr i wish someone would heem her for good

>>76646957
Is Blister Sore a good millionaire ?

>>76646918
Assistant at city hall. Just do whatever they tell me to do, help file stuff, make a few calls. Nothing too big.

>>76646933
>get ass kicked by 40 year old
>get nice heem
>duck contenders and fight a fifty year old and still get your ass kicked
>try to duck again by fighting a 36 year old manlet who was on a 3 year hiatus
not even close

>>76646974
do you at least make 50k a year

Why does khabibi dress like a sith lord during fight week?

>>76646922
word
i kek every tiem

>>76646991
No

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>>76646922
same here, this bicycle shoop my man, eviritem

>>76647001
Well thats a bummer bro, I hope you can support your family with that kind of income

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>>76646981
He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.

He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.

He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.

He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.

He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.

He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.

He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.

He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.

He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.

>>76647019
I'm only 21 so I'm not sweating it lol

>>76647029
I liked the part where he got submitted by one arm, or his 5 round war with Thales Fucking Leties

>>76647029
tldr lol

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>>76647029
>and defeated him soundly

>>76643766
I'm 24 and my back is like a pepperoni pizza

Am I natty?
Am I n natty tiods?

>>76647030
>sweating
it's so fucking humid out right now

>>76647092
Yeah was at a barbecue for fathers day and was outside for a few hours. Was sweating my butt off. Thank God it randomly started raining around 3.

>>76647108
i was inside the lanai at 9 in the morning and it was disgusting i'm staying inside until december

Is "redpill me" a /pol/ thing? I see that faggotry on every board I go to

>>76647123
Same. Was miserable yesterday in the heat. Then the mosquitoes at night are unbearable.

>>76647135
It's from a movie made by two trannies, hilarious how poltards adopted it as their term of choice

>>76647149
did they spray that zika pesticide in your town?

>>76647190
But pol is the reason there is no escaping that stupid shit on this semen slurping site?

>>76647029
Based

>>76647029
When Max surpasses all of Bisping's accomplishments sometime next year, will you finally admit that Bisping is a mediocre journeyman, or will you continue to deny reality?

>>76647216
>mediocre journeyman
>world champion
>wins over Anderson, hendo and rockhold

He must be a very good journeyman

>>76647216
>journeyman
your posts are just the worst

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>>76647234
>wins over Anderson, hendo

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>>76647216
Bisping is the journeymanest journeyman and that's what's inspiring about him, he's an average bloke, more than average but through sheer perseverance overcame great odds to achieve what he conceived and believed.

Other than Joanna Jedrzejczyk who is the ugliest UFC fighter?

>>76647092
its about 95F inside my house and the humidity is through the fuckin roof im sweating my balls off ovah here goddam

>>76647266
>journeyman
>20 ufc wins
lol

>>76647234
>won a short notice fight against an injured champion and defended against the corpse of Hendo
>beat the ghost of Anderson and got knocked out in the process
>would lose to anyone ranked in the top five at middleweight absent a fix

Great champ you got there. Bet you're glad GDR exists to take the heat off a guy who wants to fight a fat welterweight rather than anyone who has ever fought and won at middleweight.

>>76647288
lol you're joking right
i've got it literally 30 degrees cooler in the house than it is outside

>>76647292
He's fought a lot of not very good fighters.

>>76647312
its 89F outside

no im not joking. You got an AC I bet nobody does here

>>76647295
Lmao these are the most pathetic excuses

GDR flat out refused fights. Bisping has accepted what the UFC has given him

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>tfw you and coral springs are the same age and only separated by a couple hours?
Will I ever party with the legend?

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>name son tiger
>cut his balls off and put him in a cage

>>76643605
he isnt youre just shoveling niggerpad propaganda down your throat

>>76647367
his striking isnt good though

Was German The Rondamies in the wrong for declining to fight Womynlei? Would you have pulled a Mark Hunt and fought her only to sue the UFC afterwards?

Anderson is as good as he's ever been he's just been solved and not facing bellator tier wrestleboxers anymore

Conor, Bisping and GDR are each awful champions for similar reasons

They are all also European

>>76647348
are you in tampa?

florida /heem/ meetup when???

>>76647380
no it isnt i know literally everything about fighting i was the first person here to know how great cody would be i made 2k off him starching almeida

>>76647334
>he beat Hendo and Anderson!
>shut up, they weren't way past their prime! They're still good names!
>bisping is a really good fighter why won't you admit it!?

He fought the 13th ranked guy in the division for his one and only defense. Worst male champ in many years.

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>>76647400

>>76647391
>Anderson is as good as he's ever been

lol idiot

>>76647432
Anderson is as good as ever, he just fought a striker that wasn't dumb enough to fall for his meme shit

You have quite an obvious bias against Bisping and its obvious youre not trying to be reasonable

>>76647449
Derek Brunson is unironically one of Anderson's best wins. The game has evolved but he didnt

>>76647442

How strange all European champions are the worst of all time, except one of them Is one of the best of all time. Of you guys didn't have Joanna Europeans would look terrible

>>76647348
>>76647411
I'd be down for a Florida /heem/ meet-up next time a big UFC event comes to Florida similar to Dos Anjos/Cowboy 2. I'd be willing to travel from Springs to Tampa or Orlando for a big card.

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fuck it
i gave up on hating on gooby
i want him to smash gayweather
i feel irish and dumb now

>>76647454
>>76647470
Anderson is a 42 year old with a style based around reaction speed.

You're an idiot.

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>>76647551
Why were you even hating on Connie in the first place ?

>>76647551
rooting for Gooby is amazing feel

welcome brother

>>76647416
im genuinely serious

lay out the stats of cheeser and lee and tell me who wins and how

>>76647565
His style is based around baiting shitty wrestleboxers into leading with their chin out.

You're desperate

>>76647551
>Mirsad finally acknowledged the GOAT

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>>76647583
205 was just surreal

>>76647551
He's good for the sport of mma. This fight with Floyd will be the biggest exposure mma has ever gotten in the mainstream.

Reddit is idolizing Mighty Mouse, /heem/ is realizing Conor is the true goat.

>>76647640
like dana said

true p4p #1

>>76647613
And is it as effective as it was half a decade ago? No, because Andy can't pull the trigger as quickly as he used to. You idiot.

Are you honestly denying that Anderson is an old man just to prop up the worst middleweight champ in history?

Heads up to Conor fans,

Roddy, his striking coach, will be on Ariel's show in 30 mins to talk about Conor's training

>>76647677
>Roddy, his striking coach, will be on Ariel's show
wgaf nobody is watching jewanis show

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>>76645135
All I see is him fighting weak, scared bums.
>when your offensive highlight video includes you getting tagged and countered

Conor will KO this manlet before the final bell.

>>76647684
I am though

>>76647684
he just had Conor's agent on to talk about it

said Conor is a free agent for apparel sponsorship for the fight

but fair enough, nothing will be said that you can't read online as its said

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>>76647701
>he watches some goofs gossip about fights instead of watching actual fights
lose my number

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>>76647551
Floydfags shook by this post (and this straight left)

>>76647721
>shitposting on a mongolian buuz cooking forum instead of watching fights

suck your nan

>>76647721
fuck off faggot I have fightpass and have seen 80% of ufc events in these past few years

go defend GDR, worst champion in ufc history and the face of your "fighting" nation

>>76647746
i just come for the memes here not to gossip about fights you wimp