/cric/ - Poobowl

>>76619962
First for pakistan wins

>>76619962
poo

Welcome to /pak/

India wins by 8 wickets.

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IN

pakistan is going to win lads

>You will never be a qt foreigner on an Indian bus

WHY LIVE

hindustan > muslimstan

>>76619988
It was a dark and stormy night. I shat on the sofa as I ate cereal out of my dogs mouth, his asshole still clenched tight to the dragon dildo I shoved so far up his ass that I could taste it in my cereal. It would be dark soon and I wanted to finish my cereal before then, for it was at night that the event would occur. I finished the last bit of Crunch Punch In Your Lunch™ and then slurped the left over milk tinged with the taste of foul dog breath, as to my liking. I scooped the sofa shit into my back pocket, making note of the fact that past shits had dissolved the fabric and that I would have to move the sofa and collect the amalgamated shit that had seeped through the holes.

HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD

>>76620001
>Hindustan>india?

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>>76620000

you're not fooling anyone, sweden.

Anyone over in Bongistan want to take one for the team and go shoot Warney?

yes yes pak
stomp the jews

If the ground wasn't so clean looking you could tell me this was being played in India or Pakistan with that fucking crowd

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>tfw pakistan will win by >5 wickets

HINDU + MUSALMAN BHAI BHAI

Why is Jinder Mahal's sidekick Indian captain?

Not being racist but ALL Pakistanis look like cunts

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Every stream is lagging because 1 billion indians are streaming this game

340 is game on

KOHLI MADARCHOD!!!!!!!

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I wonder if the pakis are fasting

Why are Pakistan and Afghanistan so batshit insane compared to the Russian-speaking 'stans which are chill as fuck?

When was the last time you heard of a Kazakh or Kyrgyz going full Alahu Snackbar?

Russian Empire >>>>>>>>>>>>> ""British"" """""""""Empire"""""""""

>>76620063
>Jinder Mahal
>google him
fucking kek'd

>>76620073
>MUH LOADBALANCERS

Jaddu looking pretty sharp hope he doesn't choke lads

>>76620085
They probably are.. thats why they arent throwing the game. If they still lose thats because they are shit.

>>76620039
Jealous that your home crowd wont show up if ur team was playing newfag??

O U T
U
T

BABAR GONE

C
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A
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S
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>>76620088
they have darker skin and more low iq darkie soouth asian abo genes i think

>>76620099
Is he your hero

>Imad in

What did they mean by this?

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fucking get these indians off my streams

Fugg

Who /Babar/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVqie7HSNYA

>>76620070
Not being racist but everybody from every country in the world looks like a fucking piece of shit

>Imad
>not sarfraz

wdtmbt?

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>>76620099
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? POO IN THE WHAT?

>>76620139
Yea...we wont shit in ur house, we promise poofag

>>76620136
they mad

Not racist just don't like em

>>76620149
bit racist m7

>Bindia

He isn't looking that mad tho

>>76620188
m8, hemad. It's right there on his shirt

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>>76620158
THE MODERN DAY

MAHARAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Dark Third.

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ALPHA INDIAN COMING THROUGH

>>76620158
>tfw unhindered

>>76620127
>GDP Per Capita
>Kazakhstan $7,453
>Turkmenistan $6,622
>Uzbekistan $2,122
>India $1,723
>Pakistan $1,428

Bit of a north-south correlation going on there

>>76620222
those are some dark trips m8

Where's this 4 RR?

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THEY CALL ME THE BIG BAD POOPY DADDY

Reminder that I tipped Pakistan by 37 runs.

>>76620173
People that exist are statistically more likely to commit crime than people that don't exist despite vastly outnumbering them. It's not racism it's facts bro.

:jindin:

>>76620256
Reminder that I'll give your mum some tip

rock dog looks like a shit movie

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>watching wwf

>>76619962
is that sachin

>>76620260

>Vastly

>>76620275
>Someone spent a significant part of their life animating the "Rock Dog" and it turned out shit

i don't know if what i'm doing is right or wrong

>>76620281

remember when they got removed from /sp/ for not being a sport?

good times.

>Hafeez 31(19)
Apologise

>>76620260
What level of autism are you on?

>>76620308
DO IT

isnt this guy fucking chucking

>>76620204
>hemad

But he ain't stressed

I think Hemad now, lol.

SEX
E
X

292/4
kohli dun fucking goofed

>>76620235
Sats me for South Africa my cool dude

Pakistan drawing energy from the victims of Rotherham

>this garbage bowling

350 still on the cards

Sure pakis think they are trippin ryt now, as well as Indians too...

>letting Hafeez score

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kohli is such a fat looking little prick

JADHAV MADARCHOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>76620365

My hurr goes durr durr durr

What can we do with 30 balls bois?

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>>76620303
Easier?

India going to have to bat like warriors

>>76620384
70 runs inshallah

>>76620376

i'd love to beat the shit out of him tbqh

wallop lads

>>76620384
score 350

300, boys.

>>76620375
Loving this episode.

>>76620402
Enjoy fags, every dog has its day, today its urs

must admit it lads... i voted for india on the bbc sport poll

>>76620063
just googled him and i'm laughing

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>go to Irish pub to watch the final
>switch to Gay lads football
>sorry we can't change it's scheduled event
>only other people here are an Indian family

>>76620421
its not over yet my dude

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>hafeez playing a clutch knock

this fucking timeline

Dubs - 340
Trips - 320
Quads - 310
Non-dubs - 350

go

>>76620393

Vastly would simply imply that people that do not exist commit crime albeit less than those that exist.

Also "Vastly" doesn't mean absolute, you fucking mong.

>>76620433
Take your country back

>>76620440
rolling for pajeet

>>76620433
thats fucking gay

>full toss into the gap
>it's hit directly to a fielder

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>mfw india getting btfo

>>76620478
something i would do to be frank

>>76620478
rameez raja is getting overexcited

>>76619973
it's unironically a minor sport thanks to the jews from South Africa

>>76620448
>reading comprehension

Kis government school mein para hoa hai? Vastly outnumber as in there's a larger quantity of people that don't exist than there are people that exist.

amir show

350 still on the cards

>>76620456
I'm in Spain roaming keeps the British flag

Ffs these streams

>>76620542
http://www.homerun.re/486327/3/india-vs-pakistan-:-final-live-stream-online.html

>>76620516

>People that exist are statistically more likely to commit crime than people that don't exist despite vastly outnumbering them. It's not racism it's facts bro.
>Hurr I am retarded.

>>76620440
rawl

Pak need 13/over for 350 to be on those cards

344-5 I'm predicting

>>76620555
cheers lad

Anybody knows how the fuck do i counter D.VA ?
Bitch is so tanky, you have to basically kill her twice and that ridiculous shield. Fuck that shield.
Lets not forget her ult range, junkrat needs 3 ults to cover that range.
Mobile as fuck and no cooldown/reload on AA. Fuck that whore

>tfw my stream hasn't hanged once in the last hour
Don't want to share it, though. Don't want filthy poopers fuck it up.

338-6

>>76620601
Overwatch is shit I only play Mountain Blade and grand strategy

PAKISTAN HUR BLEH BLAH
OOMBA DOOMBA HUR BLEH BLAH


Explain this chant please

>>76620558
Hahaha are you serious man?

Is 350, dare I say it, still on the cards?

>>76620606
We have legit streaming apps which stream cricket you degenerate fuck

>>76620633

Cuck :)

350 officially off the cards

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dat error hadling tho

>>76620637
Don't think so, no.

>>76620621
What's your favourite mod for Mountain Blade m8? Mines Pengdor

>>76620646
;^

>>76620621
That cunt is ruining every game not a nerf in sight

>>76620642
But still no legit toilets?

She breathes her pure love

>>76620688

Cuckie cuck cukity cuck cuck cuckoo cuck cuck cuck

:)

Tipping Dhoni to finish this match with an elite six in the last over

>>76620688
:4)8 oy vey

>>76620478
What the fuck is Imad doing?

don;'t think the 400 is on any more lads

>he doesn't play don bradman cricket and dota 2 exclusively

want a desi gf

>318/4
physically how

i stayed up to see the 350

fuck this

>>76620747
you dont want her family though

>>76620715
Kya burger bacha hai yaar

what is a good score for the pakis?

450 still on the cards

>>76620744
your ammi

>>76620744
Getting mad maybe

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>>76620751

best timeline

>>76620708
No we have toilets, unlike you, who dont even have runways to launch a fighter plane, pakifag.

Bumrah's a big, ugly bastard ain't he

what fucking shots are these. just wallop it you absolute cunts

>>76620784
I generally try to turn girls against their family anyway

>>76620661
so fucking many

I'm currently running Anno Domini 1257

time to watch the stream
*unzips VPN*

>>76620791

>hahaha le Burger bacha xD

Die in your slum.

Why does leg-by exist? Isn't it just a run like any other run?

last three digits is still on the cards

>>76620867
Doesn't go against bowlers figures

>>76620601
>playing sjwatch
Play csgo like real men

>>76620848
>inb4 honour killings

If you can get one to eat beef, youve made it lad

BAILS BRIBED

MATCH FIXED

FUCKING CHEATING PAKIS

>tfw paki muslim but eat meat and drink alcohol

Feel sorry the for the pakis at home who would get 40 lashes

>>76620861
Haha sorry man didn't know that was your trigger word.

just crafted my golden tickets in kf2 lads

got a black clown nose

pretty ordinary tbqh

>>76620933
Kek

>>76620892
So a leg-by four does not go against the bowler? Makes sense.

>>76620849
I haven't played Domini yet I'm playing Warhammer Ostland Campaign at the minute. I'd definitely reccomend Pendor if you haven't played it

>This over

KEK

haha bumrash

>Bumrah

Damn you really got me there bro, savage af goddamn

>>76620746
>dota 2
No thanks i left that dota2 and lol cancer behind. Faggots in normals say it is just normal that is why they suck, in ranked they say it is just a game. Fuck them
>>76620898
Haven't played much this year, left after reaching LEM
I was maxed out and wasn't getting smfc so i decided to quit.

>>76620972
>Warhammer Ostland Campaign
fuck didn't know that existed, I fucking loved WHFB as a kid

BUMRAH.Stop being friends with Amir

there is a team playing cricket right now
that sent paklstan into bat

top kek lads

>bumrah over shami

Kohli deserves this.

remember when Bumrah was the Next Big Death Bowling Thing

>"India's death bowling making the target 20-30 less than it could have been!" squeals Anwar Khan
>squeals
top lel

stop lagging all the streams you fucking pajeets

350 still on the cards

>>76621038
Who does everyone saying Kohli? Is he the captain nowadays? Isn't it Dhoni?

what the fuck was that shot

>>76620747
are you white or black?

if i run very fast and in the middle of the pitch kick the ball and it goes 4 will i be given 4 because there no way that would be LBW

>>76621023
I am at smfc. Just one more and i uninstall this stupid game

Stop going for these meme hits and just fucking whack the ball.

>>76621044
I member

350 still mathematically possible

>>76621074
White but half Irish so not entirely

>THIS DISGUSTING BOWLING LINEUP
India definitely losing this one.
>inb4 deshdrohi

Bhuvi tried so hard to save this shitty bowling lineup, fuck bumrah and ashwin

>>76621075
No

>>76621026
It's a great mod, The detail put into the outfits for the empire is incredible

>>76621075
no runs if you dont play a shot fag

just lagged a stream AMA

Highest runs in the tourney bois.. is Sethi forgiven yet?

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>Bumrah
>Hardik
>de Kock
>Willey

>>76621130
Do you own a toilet? How many times in total have you shit on the street?

thx for doing this AMA XD

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Will Kohli score a century lads?

Bumrah ashwin and pandya ruined this match

>>76621170
based

when someone posts "i play videogames" i read" i am 500lb and eat 10 large pizza everyday"

>>76621112
Kids give their dad gifts on Father's Day though

India all out for 293 in 47.3 overs

>>76621173
Will Kohli is an elephant washer

>>76621173
just love the way he stands there after getting bowled

>>76621126
not me but team ko to milega na

>>76621184
I am 6'2", fit, gorgeous as fuck and am in one of the top raiding guilds in wow

>>76619791
>tfw I called it

>>76621184
I may eat 10 pizzas but i ain't fat

off topic but I hate when batsmen lose their off stump and then suddenly crouch down to make it look like it kept low

tendulkar used to do that a lot

>>76621184
I've never seen a post so shit

>inshallah boys played well

>>76621221
>all out

No you didn't.

>>76621204
let's not do this

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>>76621173
yes

Kohli incoming with the 22(8) lads

>>76621186
Kek for truth

>Sanjay with Fucker on the boundary
why is this allowed

>>76620608
I got the runs right at least

>>76621247
yeah but the difference was that Smith was an allrounder then

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>>76621204
>American
>Expecting to be taken seriously in a cricket thread

>>76621218
no

>>76621247
Haven't had a good laugh in a while thanks lad

>>76621240
That was a typo. My cric knowledge is shit. I meant it all ends.

>>76621173
william bruce kohliem is an african american convict m8

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KOHLI GANDMARE JO YEH MATCH HARA TOH MADARCHOD MEIN ANUSHKA KE GHAR KE SAMNE TATTI KAR KE AUNGA

>>76621280
FUCKING KEK

if i send you freind request what you do?

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>>76621204
>14 extras
>Anderson not even in the team
>60

>>76621291
>KOHLI GET ASSFUCKED IF YOU LOSE THIS MATCH
MOTHERFUCKER I WILL TAKE A SHIT IN FRONT OF ANUSHKA's (virat's gf) HOUSE

>>76621291
It'd be nice until the morning after when your bedsheets are covered in one inch thick shit

>>76621291
kasam kha bhains ke tatte

>>76621264
its the last series lad.

>>76621291
wew

Yuvi gonna destroy with the legendary [spoiler]0(2)[/spoiler] screencap this

>>76621268
Please don't make fun of BIG STRONG Americans.

>>76621304
might accept if you're a girl

Is it safe to say that we got this?

>>76621304

hello r u horny f???

am from mumbai

>>76621343
Yes. Inshallah.

>>76621368
>>76621343
Mashallah brothers

>>76621337
He's a girl(male)

>>76621343
absol

>>76621343
if you bowl like you did against us in the semi then you got this
but 339 is not a crazy target for the oval, it is very flat

>>76621343
338/4 is the most dangerous lead.

>>76621343
Inshallah bhai

>>76621377
well that doesn't count does it

Kohli out at ~5. Mark my words.

>>76621394
Marked

ذِكْرُ رَحْمَةِ رَبِّكَ عَبْدَهُ زَكَرِيَّا إِذْ نَادَى رَبَّهُ نِدَاء خَفِيًّا قَالَ رَبِّ إِنِّي وَهَنَ الْعَظْمُ مِنِّي وَاشْتَعَلَ الرَّأْسُ شَيْبًا وَلَمْ أَكُن بِدُعَائِكَ رَبِّ شَقِيًّا وَإِنِّي خِفْتُ الْمَوَالِيَ مِن وَرَائِي وَكَانَتِ امْرَأَتِي عَاقِرًا فَهَبْ لِي مِن لَّدُنكَ وَلِيًّا

How long is the break in 50 over matches?

>Mayanti Langer
WEW LAD

>>76621337
a girl profile is fine right?

>>76621343
In pakistan even their pm is not safe

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>>76621391
You into traps?
I'll let you fuck my boipucci for green card

>>76621419
45 mins

Just had an advert for the women's cricket - do the aussies still have loads of fit girls in their team?

إن شاء الله الأولاد لعبت بشكل جيد.

>>76621343
suhanallah indeed ramazan ki duayein kaam aayeen bhaijaan

>>76621454
yeah they're pretty muscular

الكريكيت هو مثلي الجنس

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>>76621469

>>76621427
Goddamn Stuart Binny

>>76621135
Forgot dickwell lad

>>76621454
>womens cricket

jesus christ

>>76621439
Fuck. Iftar in 45 minutes.

>>76621343

THANK YOU ALLAH FOR GIVING PAKISTAN A BRAVE VICTORY AGAINST THE INDIAN MENACE

anyone ever been in love before

>>76621530
currently am. its an amazing feeling lad

someone post the retarded pepe with headphones?

>>76621530
literaly haven't felt anything towards anyone for about four years now

>>76621228
#truthbomb

>>76621530
have found myself obsessed with rose/randytaylor69 multiple times in recent years. cucked by lads/lasses i see irl all the time

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>>76621543

>>76621530
reminder that love is a chemical reaction in your brain to convince you to breed

>>76621530
missalice from mfc

never mind found it

>>76621557
nothing wrong with giving in to your primal instincts from time to time mate

India will win.

India on suicide watch

India will lose.

>>76621597
>>76621603
?

>>76621597
>>76621603
Make up your mind lad

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Daily reminder that Cricket is the WHITE man's game. Even if you Poos and Pakis are good at Cricket you will NEVER be white

>>76621633
>insecure manlets are usually right wing
wew lad color me shocked

If Pakistan can get rid of Rohit and Shikar early, they'll probably win this game. If they let Rohit and Shikar build a platform, they better hope for a middle order collapse

>>76621659
I reckon if they take 10 wickets before India reach their total then they win

>>76621633
'White' ppl are actually pink.

>>76621633
>Non bias professional Journalism
>Right wing assholes

The absolute state of Vice

>>76621670
woah...

>>76621681
Thry make nice documentaries though

>>76621670
Easy on the casual racism there paki.

realistically, who is gonna win this

>>76621665
Damn.

>>76621712
Too close to call m8

>>76621725
why so?

338 is massive, surely

>>76621712
>realism in a pakistan game
You didn't learn anything from the semi final game, did you?

Indians, do the Muslims in India still celebrate when Pakistan wins? I was told sweets were passed around the muhollas if Pakistan beat India

>>76621681
Loved the documentary on North Korea and ISIS

>>76621754
In kashmir they do.

>>76621740
Yeah but it's a really good pitch

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>>76621740
The indianz are tricky to handle, like managing a fart after youve had a spicy curry

>>76621760

that's because kashmir belongs to pakistan

>>76621740
the pitch is good for batting, and that's what india excels in.

2EA1C66

>>76621740
India got really good batting side. And pak bowling is usually ineffective against india.

>>76621759
The drug ones are really good

>>76621759
still biased

>>76621759
yeah the nk one is great

Rekt

Maximum keks

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao

W O R K
O
R
K

eFukt LMAO

POO
IN
LOO

what the FUCK

HUGE

There's gonna be a little less poo on the streets.

amir show is here lads

>>76621557
Reminder that this outlook emerges from a difficulty in building back such concepts after reducing them.
It could be that the way we're reducing such concepts entails the loss of something(s) in the process. For example, in deconstructing ethics one may lose a sense of grounding as evidence suggests the role of beliefs contingent on time, culture and place. Absolutes lose their absoluteness. Perhaps such labels are merely shifted around, with relativity gaining more absoluteness. A change in hierarchy that's significant enough to cause an upset in our understanding of the world.

Another way of thinking of it would be "what do these biological functions I experience in cases of 'love' and vice versa mean to me in this moment?" When we do feel such emotion, we're not usually thinking "oh, there goes my synapses." Something may be operating instinctively within us or may be the result of something external, even transcendental to our understanding.

remember when Amir was going to be Pakistan's next Wasim Akram

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Remember when Rohit Sharma said Aamir is not that good

>>76621838
He was elite before the spot fixing

THE CORRUPT PAKI BASTARD SHOULDNT' EVEN BE PLAYING CRICKET

HES A FUCKING DISGRACE TO THE SPORT

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, HES A FRAUD AND A DISGRACE TO CRICKET WHY IS HE IN THE PAKI TEAM AND WHY IS HE EVEN GETTING ANY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

DIRTY FRAUDULENT PAKI BHENCHODA

>>76621837
is pooing in a toilet caused by chemical reactions in our brains too?

PAKIS WIN

A M I R

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I bought this for you so I better not hear no go nawaz go shit you ungreatful assholes.

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>>76621670
PAKISTAN Y U SO SMART???

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Pakistan's future Prime Minister.

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hope kohli wins it for us

is this a good start for the pakis?

how many champion's trophies has england won?

>>76621889
Does he really have a chance?

>>76621851
thqt requires a much more complex framework beyond the scope of this thread.