/cric/

hasan ali is the hero pakistan cricket deserves

>>76596877
>withnail in withnail & i is literally me

I BEEN WATCHING YOU, ESPECIALLY YOU, PRANCING LIKE A TIT. YOU WANT WORKING ON, BOY!

probably the best ever attack

https://youtu.be/GTHQY7i0Pt0

>>76598414
creased so hard at that movie, funniest bit is when 'marwood' gets pursued on the couch and the door just opens, even though you're obviously expecting it just made me laugh so hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNzFLwsFiOM

absolutely howled

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Who /villagecricket/ here?

>level:comfy

>>76598544
waqar younis>wasim akram

#elitetruthbomb

>>76598854
nice looking wicket that, would love to throw down some cerebral medium pace on it

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>cricketwithdoggo

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>>76599035
is that a labrador?

i have a 14 year old deaf, quite blind yorkshire terrier. but i love him and he's basically my gift to the world

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>>76599139

Yeah, he's my mates. They've always had labs because his dad was blind. Dad is kill now so they got an untrained one for sentiment's sake

he has no teeth also

>At these global events, Pakistan have long been the race-car that goes from zero to a hundred quicker than anyone else, it's just that sometimes, that is while tumbling off a side of a cliff.
Based Cricinfo

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>>76599691
>(((india)))

reminder kohli literally looks a jewish caricature and i thinks that really quite appropriate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz8lW8bQNZk

guided by voices are the deputy band of /cric/

execute all poostralians

>>76601339
[2]

How can a body move the speed of light
And still find itself in such a rut?

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the face of /cric/

>>76603004
Qt

i believe in pakistan

a full strength EU will win the cricket world cup before 2050

where are the ausgods? not seen them for a day or two. something about the stars on that flag just makes me feel so calm

really bad at identification on here, know theres one ausgod who used to stay up really late the whole time, maybe the one who seems to have exams often, i think he likes modest mouse, might be the guy who posts pics of his music library, i call him latenightbro, but then there's this one recently who uses caps and keeps posting my facebook pics, not sure who he is. is gregory one of these guys?

business idea: absolutely smash the idea of 'you', completely disassociate yourself with your own being

thoughts?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fn7URtgpxe

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16VcYCSvapc

vocaroo review of erewhon lads

Does it look good for Pakistan against India or opposite?

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Post /cric/ approved albums

Who's gonna win today /cric/?

Are we gonna win today bois?

>>76606210
How much per tab?

>>76615150
Nah mate

>tournament in England
>swingbabby conditions
>ZERO whites in the final

LGTSS

>the white """""""race""""""""

>Missing the elite ausgods

>>76615928
sorry mate been serving a ban

>>76598854
Tbh if English weather wasn't dogshit I reckon an english village lifestyle would be ideal

>>76603004
the face of unparalleled knowledge on all test cricket games, stats and dismissals from 2003 onwards

>>76605554
that's all me and I'm not gregory

hour and 30 min till the match?

gonna have a cheeky nap lads
hope i wake up in time

>>76616443
Its gonna be a short game if we bat first desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwryl0tKN8M

http://www.news.com.au/world/europe/anzac-cove-memorial-honouring-australians-removed-to-make-way-for-islamist-inscription/news-story/702482505c50be70714800b212be2e20

seething saxshit on suicide watch

Is there a stream up?

Junaid: "Nearly mid-day in Landshut, Germany. Just spent half an hour explaining to my German mother-in-law (in my broken German) why I won't be coming to my birthday party today because of something called 'Pakistan vs India final'.

>3 Number of times Junaid Khan has dismissed Virat Kohli across 22 balls bowled to him, conceding just two runs in five ODIs. No other Pakistan bowler from their squad of 15 has dismissed Kohli in ODIs
worry.jpg

>losing the toss
No point watching this anymore tbqh. India won.

who /rain/ here?

going to an indian restaurant for dinner lads

what's the best choice for curry

Want to get excited for this game but i can't see anything but a comfortable India win

>>76617305
never bet against Pakistan Tbh

>If Virat Kohli has million number of fans i am one of them. if Virat kohli has ten fans i am one of them. if Virat kohli have only one fan and that is me. if Virat has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth. if world against Virat, i am against the world. i love Virat kohli till my last breath

>>76617332
amen

350 still on the cards

>fak her

>>76617285
Can't go wrong with butter chicken and naan.

>>76617384
yeah me too

>Kumar to Azhar Ali, no run, full and shaping away, 143kph/89mph and Azhar is well forward this time, plays a firm cover drive but again picks out the fielder
>Kumar
>143kph
Hmm, I wonder which country the broadcaster is from

If only it was butt instead of Zaman
>Fak her butt

>tfw the fucking champions trophy final is going to BTFO the fatball viewership

how do they determine the speed of the bowl?

>>76617453
Just have a guess

>>76617453
mostly guess

>>76617429
think he hit the gym, he can bowl 140 consistently now

Can't wait for the amir show lads

>>76617473
You mean the Ali show

>>76617450
>caring THIS much about people who don't even know your country exists
poothetic

>Shadab Khan
>Shadab
>dab

>>76617481
just looking forward to pulling it out in the future to make fun of americans

>>76616165
I believe you. With a forehead that big he must have an intricate knowledge of all sorts of facts and figures relating to cricket that a normal person would simply look up on cricinfo.

>>76617453
Random number generator.

>>76603004
let's see his sister

>>76617503
Based Ozzy

>>76617539
>thinking random number generators exist
kek get a load of this idiot lads

Pakistan will score 349.

>>76617555
yeah definitely showing their intent for a Big Total

baka
>>76617555
pls

dingus incorporated

BUMrah NOOOOOOOOOOOO

ayyy

FUCKER OUT TO A CHUCKER

lmao again
every time in knockouts

Hmmmmmm

>>76617555
It's still on the cards

>Pakistan batting first
Congrats on the victory India.

apparently today is play in an absolutely retarded fashion day lads

EXECUTE BUMRAH

>Bumrah 148 kph
Bring back Munaf patel

This guy is a chucker.

fucker is so nervous lol

Is there a stream available anywhere?

>>76617620
t. average Australian cricket fan

How is this not chucking?

If Pakistan put up a good total and bowl India out cheaply they will win this match

literal chucking

>>76617630
hotstar lad

>tfw no qt shami to knock over a couple in his first spell

>BUMrah


LMAO

>>76617637
Check the flag m8. Chucker lover.

Subcontinent bowlers are allowed to chuck you fucking racists, have none of you watched ipl before?

bumrash vs fucker
battle of the tards

Post early score predictions lads

281

>>76617453
v=s/t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNtyfvFCIcE
love a good chuck

>>76617677
434

I got banned from /r/cricket for a poo in loo joke. Can't handle the bant.

>>76617677
256

>>76617274
Pouring in Goa, was in Mumbai few days ago

>>76617677
not watching so can't say otherwise my predictions have never been off by two runs

>>76617677
911

am i reddit for laughing a little too hard at the bumrash post the indian posted earlier

>>76617702
What's the point of cricket discussion if you can't make fun of open defecation

>>76617677
309

can you imagine the stench at this stadium?

Le wayward bowling man

>>76617773
Currently down the road in Southwark, can smell the stench from here

>>76617765
give me a you and a kek you fucking cunt

if 241 ± 5 we all get gfs

>le spacker only accurate ball is a Yorker man

NO BALL. CHUCKING.

>>76617786
i thought Kensington was a nice suburb

Why was there a big fat ugly housos block in the middle of it?

>>76617802
kek

76617802 (kek)
you

>>76617815
Housing grisis :DD

I'm here for the cricket.

>>76617844
i'm here because i'm a loser with nothing else in life

>>76617849
That much is evident from your flag.

Cricket is for homosexuals and women. It is the manifestation of a male's sexual organ reified by the British to promote degeneracy.

:)

>>76617832
Well as someone who lives in one of the few cities (Sydney) in the world more expensive than London, I hear that argument a lot.

But my counter is if you sell the land in a place like Kensington you can then go buy more property somewhere cheaper

And when it comes to public housing, quantity is king

>that paki luck
Allah is winning

How do I get a paki gf lad

>>76617879

Become girl (male).

if 276 ± 5 we all get bfs

>>76617815
You wouldnt call Kensington a suburb, its slap bang in the middle of London covering the area just west of Hyde park. Back in the 50s and 60s when the first big wave of immigrants came to the UK, a lot of them moved to the areas just north of Notting Hill (Latimer Road, Ladbroke Grove) etc and loads of social housing was built to cater them which somewhat ghetto-ised these areas, the area is still in the catchment borough of Kensington but just barely. If you go to other parts of the borough like Knightsbridge, South Kensington or around Notting Hill Gate etc it's like another world completely.

>>76617890
Do they all love trannies over in Pakistan?

Are DLF maximums still a thing?

hi lads

Why do spinners do so much autistic arm flailing before delivering the ball
Not a fan

Cricket starts with a C
Cuck also starts with a C.

Ah yes.

>>76617907
its Yes Bank maximum now

That 6 was a citibank moment of success

>>76617898
How hasnt May been knifed yet? Our pollys knife eachother if they have 2 bad weeks in the polls. She has slumped from crisis to crisis and is still plodding along.

Kek, you lads are so fucked with Brexit and a nonfunctional gubermint

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>>76617786
What's the matter white boi? Mad cuz you can't play cricket for shit? Not even against a bunch of washed up fasting third world mudslimes?

Friendly reminder that you are a casual if you haven't watched every single ball of at least one test match.

>>76617940
I'm sure plotting is going on behind the scenes
To actually lose ground to Corbyn's labour is just embarrassing

>>76617946
Bet you haven't even had a ticket for every day of a Test match before you fucking casual

I bet some of you have never even played in a test match

>>76617956
Its baffling. Corbyn is the most un-electable leader I've seen in contemporary politics from any Western democracy in my lifetime. He was unironically saying on national television he wouldn't use the nukes even if the UK was nuked first. My retarded uncle could bury that guy.

I didn't really follow your election but if the Alzheimers tax was what I think it was, then May is equally incompetent. How moronic do you have to be to create policy that makes the largest section of your base hate you?

>>76618003
It was all a test and now (((they))) know no matter how retarded the candidates may be the good sheeple won't stray from their major parties

>>76618003
They got impaled by their own hubris
They thought that because their lead was so great they could introduce unpopular policies without it mattering
Promusing the young folks free shit needs better opposition than saying 'magic money tree' 500 times

>this sudden lack of pajeets
I hope the pakis win today and sends these faggots back to plebbit.

Are there any good streams of this game? Or are all the cricket streams low quality rubbish?

>>76618078
tourists come here every knockout tournament and then cease to post after it is over

>>76618083
here mate i'll give you a stream
*pees on you*

>>76618078
no lad

>>76618083
im paying for a high quality stream yet im watching it on a rubbish one i found because it's a fucking over slow

>>76618083
use your foxtel login for the foxtel go app m8

>>76618033
>>76618055

The election was 2 weeks ago and the Eurocrats in Brussels are still laughing.

If the Irish border was an achilles heel to the British negotiating strategy before the election, now it is more like an achilles torso. In fact the EU can leverage virtually anything they want because they know the UK has no choice but to stay in the customs union now. If they want your cock and balls, that Indian rock the Queen keeps in her hat and the Falklands, then the British government has little choice but to yield.

In fact it seems likely to me that the likeliest outcome is no deal at all because no matter what deal they negotiate, one small faction of the Torys will revolt and derail the whole thing.

I want Boris as PM for the maymays

looks like it's throwing down the stumps for 2 hours at practice tomorrow, india

>>76618090
I enjoy a cricket match as much as anyone but it's a really boring sport to discuss when there are no matches on

>7 wides already

go PAKISTAN

please Allah let Pakistan win

Allah will punish the kuffar. Pagans will be btfo.

>>76618110
>>76618055
>>76618033
>>76618003
>>>/Pol/

>>76618137

kaffer = nigger in south africa.

he already is mate.

Intent.

>Warne on

WORK
O
R
K

Allah's wrath is upon us

Hahah HARD DICK.

Warne is gonna fucking jinx this. Someone tell him to shut the fuck up please

>he wanted it a little too much

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>umpire's call on line

all my streams a clutching out. 1.5 billion people fucking them up.

anybody have a working one?

Would you suck a log of shit out of Shane Warne's anus?

>>76618203
How much would I have to pay for the privilege?

Hard Dick Pandya.

>>76618202
cricfree

>>76618212
Two googlies.

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Dropped a dolly yesterday

Batsman went on to hit 40-odd

>>76618274
was the captain furious?

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>mfw 350 is realistically on the cards now

Will indians massacre mother cow if they lose today?
Kashmiri here.

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pakistan has always been far superior.

>>76618288
Not as furious as the bowler

Made up for it with the bat though

>>76618294
I hope they do. Dying for a decent steak.

>>76618291
source for that image

>>76618323
It's me.

warne is jinxing this. now someones gonna get out this over

>>76618315
catches win matches son

>>76618338
The only time that his commentary is nice to listen to is when Australian are losing.

not looking good lads

>>76618203
Only if he gives it a good rip

Redpill me on the Kashmir lads, who does it rightfully belong to?

>>76618377
china

>>76618368
POO

>>76618339
>bowler's face when I walloped him for a straight-drive six

Is there a better feeling in sport than middling a ball?

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>H1Bs gonna lose

Lovely, lovely.

>>76618377
neither pakistan nor india, it should be an independent country

>>76618402

so the english then?

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>>76618385
Forgot pic

>>76618078
i'm here to stay sweetie
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/6hxemu/antisledge_thread_india_vs_pakistan_champions/dj22vac/

>>76618377
China

>>76618402
>be independent country
>pakis send terrorists to force you to join pakistan
>???

>>76618377
pakistan

read the untold history of kashmir by christopher snedden to understand why

>>76618411
sehwag is tolerable though, way better than experts like akash chopra

>>76618377
Kashmir belongs to Pakistan.
Pakistan belongs to India.

>>76618426

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexation_of_Junagadh

>>76618383
>>76618412
I thought it was fought between India and Pakistan? Like three times

Just got home from my girlfriend's house lads. Based Pakistan. Fuck the Indian scum. Fucker Zaman should be knighted

>>76618426
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1947_Jammu_massacres

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will india ever recover?

>>76618467
good post

>>76618450
based fucking iron man

>>76618377
Akhand Bharat

who's doing well here?

is 100 runs a good score at this stage of the game?

I'm new to cricket

>>76618467

*sneaks into your girlfriend's house*

Ah yes.

going for india because I had a lovely uber driver called parjeet today

>>76618470
Baesd

400 still on the cards

when's the afridi show lads

so everybody here cept the poos are supporting pakistan today?

A toyota corolla is seen as a luxury car in Pakistan.

>>76618528
was just thinking this. this would have been an ideal situation for afridi to come in

>>76618510
>complains about freedom fighters trying to liberate a region from a genocidal ruler 70 years ago
>cheers said genocidal ruler
>then complains when 70 years on, pissed freedom fighters pump poo occupiers with lead

>>76618529

pretty much.

Why is cricket so boring

No one likes smelly Indian cricketers.

>>76618385
late cutting to 3rd man for 4 is the patrician feeling

>>76618540

well, it is a sedan and pretty comfy.

>>76618499
yeh they havnt lost any wickets so they are in a really strong position

jadeja wicket when

>>76618546
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exodus_of_Kashmiri_Hindus

Shit man. BMAC doesn't really have the voice for this.

>>76618546
i didn't complain about anything and you're replying to different posters lad

>>76618573
He's still more fortunate in the voice department than Kane.

>>76618571
>cheers 100k+ deaths
>cries about <5000 deaths

why are poos so disgusting?

>>76618573
He is genuinely one of the worst commentators I've ever heard. Not just his voice, he has no insight. He's up there with Marshy both in terms of being appalling and potentially ruining their great careers with atrocious punditry.

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>mfw the nukes start flying over a cricket game.

>>76618540
A gli 1300cc model costs around 14000 quids here.

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>>76618323
i made this webm just for you

Cricket is gay.
Kabbadi is where it's at.

>>76618607
haha holy shit what the fuck is the context

>>76618598
everybody hates their country's commentators
really makes you think


>>76618613
this
the oil, the mud, the muscles
no homo

>>76618529
Yep

Wicket

Anyone's game now!

Not great.

That was an absolute classic

...christ
never change, pakistan

>>76618607
you my friend are based. i thoroughly enjoyed that.

classic pakistan wicket there

What the fucj

lmao
still better than the saffers though

>>76618631
Speak for yourself mate Mark Richardson is a fucking national treasure.

to be quite honest shaking my damn head

Bit of a dick move there from Fakhar.

CHAK DE INDIA

>>76618607
how can one webm tell such a great story

>>76618647
DELET

>>76618647

hey now, at least we win games away from home.

That was a touching inzy tribute imo

If pakistan choke this I'm gonna be so mad

What happened to that one memeswinging cunt they had in Australia

collapse under 180
y/n

Pakistan are going to get all out for 220 now.

>>76618677
narrow it down please

>>76618668
Kek

MATCH FIXING. Incoming Pakistan collapse.

>>76618596
>/cric/ is one person

Someone tell me whether 350 is still on the cards.

>>76618713
Absolutely

350 is on the cards senpai

C O L L A P S E imminent lads

get through ashwin boys and it's yours for the taking

>>76618668
>tfw this bounced over my head the first time
top post

>>76618713
This is one of the flattest pitches in the country. Surrey have to make it so for their shithouse batsmen to book places in the england side

>>76618725
>>76618729
how can 350 be on the cards if they don't even have half that in the middle of the innings?
so stupid

He's pissed

>>76618756
nah lad you take the score at the end of 30 overs and double it if you have memeswingers in the side

>>76618677
Sharjeel Khan? Not selected for the tournament.

fucker

>>76618756
0/10

>>76618770
he would be selected if he wasn't banned for match fixing

India playing like shit.

>>76618770
That one. Why not? They need at least one cunt who can Jos Buttler a 50 (22) on these flat as fuck decks. Zaman looks like he can if he sticks around. I don't back Hafeez to score fast. The scores in england's one day comp are all like 350, 390, 380 etc, you need to get that to have a chance.

>>76618756
last 10 overs is x2 runs

>>76618804
not in a final laddidoo

>>76618804
shoab malik can do it too

wish <we still had memefridi

FUCKING BUMRAH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

IMAGINE IF HE WASN'T SO SHIT THIS MATCH WOULD BE OVER

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>Indian bowling

>>76618804
To be fair most of the really high scores in our domestic one day comp of late have been at tiny pissant grounds like somerset/worcester

>>76618764
Rootin for ya paki

more like Ashloss

ashwin is gashwin

alright he needs to chill now

what a cheeky fakhar

Based Pakis.

Shahid Afridi was a meme. He was probably a better bowler than batsman in the end.

Just think how this match could have been if we had shami over ashwin

>ashwin has 1 (one) wicket in the tournament
it's a joke that shami and yadav are sitting out this match for bumrah/ashwin

>>76618871
>probably
definitely
he had periods where his batting was decent but overall he was selected for his bowling

>>76618871
I rated him as a white ball bowler
Batting he was king of the 12 (5) which isn't that useful

>>76618835
Thank you leafbro

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Is this the so-called collapse /cric/ was predicting?

Boss just called. Time for work lads

>Poo in the loo vs Bomb in the backpack

>>76618902
Yeah, the collapse of indian bowling was imminent after that bumrah fuck up

What are the chances that Pakistan gets the nuke tomorrow?

can't wait for all the nationalist tears

good idea to put em in to bat desu

>>76618871
problem is his first innings in ODI cricket was the fastest 100 innings, a record which lasted a long time. if you go out and do that at 16, people expect similar things every other match and he was ultimately a memeswinging bowling allrounder
>>76618900
those sort of innings are very valuable from lower middle order batters in t20 though, the format suits him perfectly apart from his shit fielding

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>>76618902
J-just you wait

Who would win. Allah or a sacred cow?

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>>76618872
this 2bh

How bad is bumrah gonna get bashed after this innings?

FUCKER IS DISRESPECTFUL AND SHOULD BE KICKED OUT!

Hard Dick is losing it out there.

ashwin is such a homebabby

pakistan were all out for 164 the last time they played india. did pakistan improve or is india choking?

What does the outcome look like here?

Is this good for the paki bowlers or is india going to take this home?

>>76618954
different pitch, a few different players and they have improved

>>76618954
>taking ashwin over shami
yeah they're choking

>>76618202
supersport.com

>>76618958
just watch the match, nobody knows at this point.

>>76618958
Anything under 300 is extremely bad for the pakis at this point

>sanju manju

Mute ON

>sanju manju
ayy im done

>>76618908
Kek

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>>76618905
Working on Sundays.

Tipping Pakistan by 37 runs

>>76618958
Flat wicket. 320 minimum but will want 350.

Unfortunately Pakistan's middle and lower order is not known for going on with starts.

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>>76618928
>implying the cow stands a chance

Based Fakhar

/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

REMINDER BUMRAH BOWLED A NO BALL TO FAKHER IN THE THIRD OVER

/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

*prays*

Lmao.India the new chockers in world cricket

was he the one that got caught off the no ball?

Fakhar practically lays down on the damn pitch to play the game lol

Its over for us after fakhar goes.. rr will promptly drop to the pak standard 4.

wtf is that a song singing about pakistan

what is this shit

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>making out with the pitch

do the pakis have any memeswingers down the order?

>>76619090
shoaib malik

>>76619090
Imad can play a bit, Sarfraz usually goes a run a ball. It's really Shoaib Malik they have who can meme it

>>76619083
Dil dil pakistan
Look it up cracker. Its our national anthem.

When Pakistan hit 225/1 you're gonna see some serious shit

>>76619090
fahim ashraf is one of them but he's sitting out today

>>76619074
It's over for india, pakilad.
Fakhar is gonna score elite 200
380 on the cards

Is 350 still on the cards lads