4CC /sp/ Roster Poll

INB4 more shitty yuropoor memes

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>yfw >we win da summerc up

>>76611566
Remember Twain, we aren't Arsenal. its first or bust!

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go perro caca

>>76611566
I think we should consider something for Durant
>le gives $82 million for a ring man

perro caca is quite possibly the worst forced meme to have ever graced this board

>>76612904
ur life is a forced meme

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>tfw you solved pes
Are year la'

PERRO CACA FOR GOLD

>>76612904
No that's tsuu
>>76613499
What the fuck happened to PES?

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>>76612312

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>>76612189
>tfw it's coming home

Perro caca will take us to glory la

You just have to believe

>>76612904
yes but the model is too glorious to give it up

>>76611566
Perro caca will carry our team

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>not having a bb model
>but will do the logo on ads
It's genius

>>76611566
>roster poll 2+ months before the cup
at first I was hesitant about this but then i remembered all we have on this board until then is midseason baseball and the memefederations cup

>>76615786
The export deadline is in a month, I have to get a roster and aesthetics ready by then. That's why these polls may look early.

Yuropoors vote in SKEEEUP and I will vote in the meme of your choice

>>76616160
i voted for skeeup senpai
you got to vote perro caca

if you want /sp/ to become great again you need to vote for SKEEUUUP and perro caca

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Put Andre Ward on the team lads

>>76611612
>hoc memes

>>76616239
Immaculate post

>>76616239
unironically this

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>>76616239
no we need more /a/, /spa/ could do it!

>>76617397
/sp/ is elite
/a/ is fetus

It will never work, you weebs need to move on. It's. Over.

>current
>one star
#2sulcampo

>>76616239
Great post

But also, please watch our sport

Someone asking in the shiposting box
>why don't /sp/ have an inhouse 4chan cup-esque style tournament with the different /generals/ as teams?
We pretty much had that on Easter. Moreover /sp/ will be using an /afl/ kit in the first match because they won that shit.

>>76611566
Drop Da Burrs, bls.

>>76618172
wtf i thought the shitposting box was for shitposting not for questions

>>76618332
You can write anything you want in the shitposting box.

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>>76612189

>tfw LCIM and Costanza will most likely be demoted
I never asked for these feels.

>>76618396
>tfw voted lcim to be silver
lads, don't let him be demoted

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Remember to vote for "Magic Messi"

If TSUUUUUUUUUUU isn't the captain you nees to be sacked.

>>76618396
voted him to be gold

>>76618425
TSUUUUUUU's role as captain was never under scrutiny.

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>>76618474
Was just making sure.

>>76618474
What's been the best shitpost so far?

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>>76611566
An All-Blacks kit would be cool IMO. Also, Big Sam should be on rather then Zidane. he is the better manager of the two.

>can't vote for Messi as gold
Disgraceful.

>>76618490
Don't we already have a black kit?

>>76618488
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

>>76618505
Yer, but not one based off Rugby. A kit based of multiple sports would be cool. Like Da Cub's baseball kit, a Kiwi Rugby Kit or something else in that regard.

>>76618507
i was hoping the terminator was his shower shit pose

followed by a good waffle stomp

>>76616239
>>76616239
>>76616239

>>76612904
Agreed but the people like us are gonna have our votes split so perro caca becomes a medal anyway.

Definitely put Perro Caca for sure

possibly add Uma delicia/Sopa de Macaco?

>>76618696
I think some other team would have that.

>>76618696
Sopa de macaco is /int/ as fuck and I'm certain it's also going to make the roster.

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>>76618707

Is uma delicia an /int/ thing then?

fuck it, it wouldnt fit well with the team the way Perro Caca would.

>>76618696
Sopa de macaco is an /int/ meme.

is /bant/ getting a team? and if so who are they gonna put in it?

>>76618172
/afl/ is elite and muscular.

>>76618796
They're only eligible for the next spring. And if you look at their current attempt of a roster you'll understand why the 6 month rule was implemented.

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somebody post game webms please

>>76618527
Maybe /rug/ should git gud and win the /sp/erb owl

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>>76618991
I habe none, but enjoy this

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Also leaving this here, better late than never.

>>76619138
>the shitty of me
http://www.strawpoll.me/13220886

>>76619138

2002 for sure

daily reminder that Sta-TSUUUUUUUU is the A E S T H E T I C option

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09PEs0Z40MQ

>>76619138
>>76619156
'02 all day err' day

>>76619185

This should be TSUU's now goalhorn.

>>76619201
it's too short

>>76619276

how about a hattrick goalhorn?

>>76619276
It can be looped.

>I don't rate Telstar
Disgusting

>>76619336
you'd also need to cut off the first 22 seconds right up untill Tsuman TSUUUUUUUs and then loop it around.

I'd support it tho the current tsuhorn isn't really that great

>silver Messi

Hope we get relegated desu senpai

>>76619703
>>>/a/ and stay out

>>76616239
>flavour of the month memes with no real history or meaning

neo/sp/ everyone

>>76619744
tell me what would you rather have then

>>76619741
Fuck you, I've been wavin' that flag since you were still browsing redit, you fucking casual.

>>76619138
2010 without a doubt

>>76619842
wtf? have you ever kickeda jabulani? it was the worst shit ever it just went everywhere

>>76619758
We have more than enough historical memes to fill our roster, this shouldn't even be a discussion.

>>76619886
yeah but they got too old so they retired and now we have our new pacy wingers like skeeeup

>>76619769
Messi is shit though and has been out of the meme radar for a long time, be happy he's still a medal.

pls watch our league better be a Porto pepe

>>76618396
never lcim for gold constanza for silver

>>76620066
It's not going to be a pepe.

>>76619512
make tsu horn great again

>>76620133
It better be GAJ

>>76620133
dumb animeposter/carposter/oldmodelposter

What about Lex?

damn we should certainly bring him into to the team

>>76620220
>tripfags on the roster
Nope. Even if it is to ridicule his dumb ass.

>>76620220
Once he's free, now he's just a dead meme getting daily ass poundings.

>>76620220
/afl/ tier post

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>>76612189

>>76620298

>tfw no 4/11 Lex

so maybe we need to put corvette on the universal choking sign now?

>>76621039

right up there with Golden state and the Falcons, also PSG.

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>>76618991
No one else posted la, you're just gonna have to settle for >testing webms

>>76621230
*dabs hysterically*

>>76621230
*dabs*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wtKsD_cl4

>>76612904
Fucc u faggot

>>76621230

>Le dabs while scoring man

>>76619744
>Bayless and slippery wet dog poop have no history around here

Sorry sweetie

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>>76621230

It's still rather close to tell just yet, but if the current results are preserved we're going to witness a surprise regarding one of the players.

>>76622178
ohhh i like this

>>76622243
SKEEEUP is winning.

>>76622293
>ameripoo memes
Fucking hell. I have nothing against SKEEEUP in the team, but straight to a medal?

Messi's name should reference his hatred of paying taxes

>>76622324

this

>>76622243
I don't really like it, I'll have to make a decision about it when the time comes.

>>76622293
You don't know who's winning.

>>76622363
that doesn't sound good

>>76622293
Don't fudge this up you shithawk, don't pick SKEEEEUP. I'd rather have you go with le poops in the streets man

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>>76622363
>>76622293
Stop rusing me.

>>76622412
>don't pick SKEEEEUP
Why?

>>76622363
plz no, medals should go to old timers

>>76622412
I'm not >>76622293

>>76622432
it is just lowly paid fox spurts interns trying to meme their channel into relevance.

make /sp/ great again, channel the classics bro

>>76622461
No.

>>76622461
I'm not >>76622432 either.

While we're at it, I guess I could disclose the fact that the medals are pretty much decided, with a runner-up that did much better than the rest of the competitors, but not nearly enough to pose a problem to the winners.

>>76622545
So what are they? Don't leave us hanging, dude.

>>76622569
10 on silver Messi and Costanza
the golds are little bit trickier but I'm guessing TSUU and LCIM

if perro cacca or SKEEUP are medals now, I'm dropping this team for summer

>>76622651
>I'm dropping this team for summer
Well goodbye then.

>>76622569
I won't leak that just yet, because the two of them might still swap positions.

>>76622651
Well TSUUU and Messi are locked into their positions, so that part isn't a secret.

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And since the vote is overwhelming on this one, TSUUUUUUUUUUU will not be changing his name.

>>76622736
Pics of statue model plz

>>76622736
aw man, can we at least get an aesthetic goalhorn?

Only correct choice:

Gold - TSUU and Brady
Silver - LCIM and Messi

>>76622777
I don't like this combination. Also
>american "sport" memes
>>>/asp/

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>>76622761

>>76622765
I can slip it as a brace horn or something, haven't decided yet.

>>76622777
>demoting costanza

Back to Soviet occupation you go

>>76622736
From 0:25: https://youtu.be/09PEs0Z40MQ

Make it some kind of special goalhorn

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>>76622811
Oh man

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>>76622811
glorious

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>mfw perro caca completely dominates the 4cc and the janitors can't delete threads about him anymore

post all stars on the back line, shutouts every game. /sp/ wins the cup on 2-0 results every game.

>>76623487
Proxy off, >art

>>76623533
prove me wrong that an all medal-ed backline won't dominate

>>76622811

10/10

>>76623626
It's literally been proven and >Gold Defenders is a huge meme in the /4ccg/.

Is our beloved perro caca going to make the team?

>>76623679
not without the proper tactics

TYBVAR when?

why are there no /f1/ memes??

>>76625537
>>>/asp/
>>>/r9k/

>>76625537
No general specific memes. The closest thing there is on the poll is And Finland Loses Again, as it's also a hockey meme.

>>76625652
I'm not saying it has to be general specific, it's just that there are absolutely no f1 memes in the roster even though f1 is one of the most popular sports on /sp/.

>>76625679
>f1 is one of the most popular sports on /sp/

no good memes though

>>76625679
>driving a car
>sports

>>76625679
There's Hamilton on the UCS. And UCS itself is quite /F1/ in roots.

>>76625738
>wobbler
>amd amx
>GRAZIE TUTTI RAGAZZI SPAGHETTI RAVIOLI FORZA FORMUOLI
And a shit load more.

Get back to your autistic perro cacca thread.

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>>76611566
>Messhit still on the team

>>76625679
this
but of course a forced meme like skeeup or perro caca will get the green light instead.

i dont even know what "le racist bald man" is and BaTmAn*LoKo isn't even really a big meme

>>76626068
Just looked around what that bald man meme is and apparently it's some kind of webm of a sliding a dutch anon is forcing, it's been posted like 5 times.

The state of this poll lmao.

>>76626002
>missing that benuldy

say yes to /a/

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>>76626216
issa gud webm

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>>76626261
Not even worth a slot on the choking sign anymore.

>>76626271
the team is supposed to represent /sp/ as a whole not just a fraction of it

>>76626216
newfags ruining everything

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>>76612189
Never stopped me dreaming.

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>>76618484
>gay pride shorts
everytime

>>76627316
What the.

>>76627316
*dabs eternally*

>poop lmao XDD

When did memes become so bad?

>>76627794

generals suck up creativity

>>76617442
>/sp/ is elite
Not for long if you keep Messhit on the roster

>>76628614
>implyign
Messhit will keep statpadding against weak teams, while Ronaldo will show up in big games and wreck shit.

>>76627794
welcome to neo/sp/

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>>76628643
Why not have another player who will show up in big games as well?

>rags

>>76628802
That's why LCIM is there.

>>76612904
This

>>76628643
Wasn't it pretty much the other way around in the last cup?

TSUUUUUUU had a ridiculous scoring record in the groups, but after that he was carried by Messi (against /v/) and LCIM (against /asp/).

>>76628851
Again, why are >we still employing someone who only shows up against shitters instead of using that roster (and medal) spot on someone who will show up in every game? It doesn't matter how many other players already do, that's the difference between 1st and 4th right there.

These names are total shit, the fuck dude?

>>76611566
make perro caca a gold

>>76611566
>no /holyalliance/
shit poll already

>>76631210
Were you in the thread where we discussed all this? No you weren't, that's why your shit meme wasn't included.

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>NOW HOL' UP A SEC. YOU VOTED FO' ME, RIGHT ANON?

What do you tell him?

when will we get results about the squad

>>76632038
When the votes pretty much stop coming. Anyway no earlier than tomorrow.

We will get shitposted so hard with >And /sp/ loses again

>>76632093
ok

>>76611566
where is WENGER OUT

>>76629991
unironically this

what the fuck is this twain, why is the poll filled with all those shit options?

where are all the classic ones?

>>76632808
>>76629991
fuck off you autists and take your forced shit meme with you

>>76632692
At Arsenal.

(More seriously, the possibility both slipped my mind and nobody suggested it in previous threads.)

>>76632811
Some of those are fillers I added to cover the bases. The poll results pretty much reflect that actually. But please tell me what I missed.

So what are the opinions on Messi, Brady, Pogba and Please watch our X names? Surely something is winning already?

>>76632947
Also what the fuck is EBAM

>rags

>>76632967
England's Brave Andy Murray iirc

>>76632905
I don't undertand why you would leave in memes like tony kornheiser and costanza in, but remove >mouyes, furpuck, jagsguy, wobbler and >de gay

like what the fuck is le racist bald man for example?

>>76632947
Messi
Didn't vote for Brady (I'd rather have 18-1 tbqh)
*dabs*
Sport

>>76632905
>slipped
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN

>>76633045
I don't understand why we don't vote on GKs. Roast Solo is a dead meme and Da Burrs is a has-been, surely we can put >de gay in?

>>76632947
Opinions on Messi's name are pretty split. Regardless of that he's going to be carrying a bottle of Sprite in his hand, if AesCo helps me with that. Actually, should I make it one bottle in each hand?

On Brady, most of the choices are some variation of 5(five).

On Pogba, a good deal of people seem to be content with Dabbing Dembele.

Please watch our tight vote. A winner is finally shaping up, but it took all this time.

>>76632967
England's Brave Andy Murray

>>76633124

one hand is enough, perhaps a cheese pizza in the other?

>>76633124
>should I make it one bottle in each hand?
it would look weird imo, one bottle is fine

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>>76632905
if there was a manager position at 4ccg, it should be WENGER IN in a giant nike coat

>>76633178
A whole pizza would be awkward. A slice would be perfect, however.

>>76633261
this

>>76633261
messi is the kind of guy to eat the entire pizza tho

>>76633306
so he has eaten everything except for one slice

>>76633045
>tony kornheiser and costanza
They're still quite current and Costanza was a medal in Winter.

>Mouyes
My mistake, but on the other hand the poll results are headed towards a divegrass overload anyway.

>furpuck
No other sports names are in the poll, so at least it's not unfair in that aspect, and no one lobbied for it.

>jagsguy
Could've been an option I guess, but didn't cross my mind and again, no one talked about it in previous threads.

>wobbler
Ded as fuck.

>de gay
Eh, maybe I'll make a separate poll on goalkeepers.

>>76633178
Good idea, I'll ask about it.

>>76616634
behead those who insult /hoc/

>>76633374
change EXPOSED to UNEXPOSABLE with Zidane as the character

>>76633374
>Ded as fuck.
I guess you never visit /f1/ then.

And besides, you ignored the last part of my post. You left our great options for literally who's.

>>76633438
you could give examples and participate in the previous threads instead of only complaining y'know

>>76633438
see >>76625652

>>76633438
agreed

new poll when, this time with the ability to add options

>>76633438
Racist bald man is a serie a meme

>>76633462
I apologize, let me go back in time to post in that thread.

>>76633466
Fuck off newfag, Wobbler isn't a general specific meme.

>>76633374
>finnish goaltending
Over de gay

>>76633478
Literally never heard of it.

>>76633518
Blame the dutch lad for suggesting it in previous threads then

>BaTmAn*LoKo
>didn't read lmao
>EBAM
>le racist bald man
>perro cacca
>SKEEUP

look I know you try to listen a lot to the input in the previous thread, but these are the shittiest forced memes to have ever grazed the polls. You're a good lad, TWAIN, but there's a small task in preventing the team from getting overloaded with memes that do not represent the board AT ALL simply because autists keep spamming them over and over.

Ok, the good news is there will be a second poll once this one is concluded, mainly because there is the situation I talked about earlier that will need to be solved. Things to add on the list will be the possibility of conflating EXPOSED and >I rate Zidane into a single player, the GK poll, the ball poll and any non-roster related questions you think I should ask.

Oh and just to alleviate some concerns: there are currently only two potential new players joining the roster, everyone else is far behind.

>>76633592
didn't read lol

>>76633678
Brady, Skeeeeup and Caca. Are those two in the list? And who's getting dropped?

>>76633592
>the absolute state of nu-/sp/
only one of those forced memes even has a wothy goal horn
jesus christ i hope /sp/ gets relegated

>>76633678
Honestly how hard is it to just make a new roster poll? Like >>76633592 pointed out, the current one is just bad. It doesn't matter that only 3 of them will make it in the team, it's that they replaced proper funny memes.

>>76633592
yeah all of these memes are barely relevant desu.

>>76633789
>lifelong
>good
>usa
>good
It's literally nothing, my brainlet friend.

>>76633861
When did I say those were good options dumbass? 4cc exists longer than just a year.

>>76633898
Are you so autistic you can't accept the smallest change then? Two newcomers isn't a big deal.

>>76633947
Your inferior slav brain doesn't seem to get it, reread this post >>76633789. Especially the last part.

post results

>>76633592
I would take WENGER OUT, JUST alliance and >mouyes over any of these

and no cycling memes
VROOME or 2AGAN

feels bad

>>76634170
Also no amd amx or bully

>>76633789
As I said, there will be a second poll. It will include new suggestions, so you won't be left out and you'll have a chance to get your options in, but out of those on the first poll, you'll only see those that are too close to call, the rest are either too safe or too failed to consider for a second one.

>>76634087
I'll probably do it soon, the situation is clear outside of the things that I want to clarify.

>>76634206
I suggest you post results today so we have enough time to vote in the new poll

>>76634326
Gimme a minute to count the Messis.

>>76634443
that's a phrase I haven't heard in a while

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>tfw no /mls/ + /ayy/ memes

w-we out here

>>76634587
"fight and win" used to be there
"doopin mental" had a chance a few seasons ago

>>76633592
>spam some random phrase over and over again until it becomes a "meme"

This board is ded

>>76634640
That was back when FIGHT AND WIN was a fresh meme

Those were the days...

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeVVv1dc4LIyZBZzh_R62AO9xppu-qggOXeV6AMels4WFFVCw/viewanalytics
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zT0k4c5-5_PaZpgQHORqWM6ctEvkWXyEoqpbhQtkD3U/edit#gid=69451020

LCIM gold.
Costanza silver.
Messi will not be punished anymore, but there will be a second poll to choose between Messi and >le "footy lad" look.
No changes to the >formal logo.

Kornheiser is sacked.

These players are confirmed as fuck:
EXPOSED
Refball
>Schalke
Please Watch Our League
>I rate Zidane
Universal Choking Sign
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP
>Torres
>he does it for free
£100M for a dabbing Dembele

These players have lost their chance this season:
Tom Brady
BaTmAn*LoKo
le racist bald man
Customer
>rags
didnt read lmao
And Finland Loses Again
Career Ending Injury
EBAM

Will show up on the second poll:
BTFO
An Horse
18-1
Lifelong
Lelbron
USA USA USA
SKEEEUP
perro caca

>>76633110
Roast Solo is like the most constant meme on here though and Da Burrs is an OG player who deserves to be here forever

>>76634899
america btfo: the poll

>>76634899
First of all, thank you for all your hard work

Second of all, does this change the starting XI or formations whatsoever?

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>>76634899
>Kornheiser is sacked.
F

>No changes to the >formal logo.
the extra star was cheeky and had banter potencial

>And Finland Loses Again
the ride never ends

>>76634956
Starting 11 determined by a combination of whoever got the most votes and who would fit what position.

Formations are my responsibility.

This is not a joke. My favorite niece found your 'Gegenpress' tactic- it ruined PES for her, even made her a bit depressed and ashamed for awhile for even liking it. She has early signs of depression, her mother died of heart failure when she was only 7 years old. The game? She liked it.... because so many of the players reminded her of her mother.... who was also like a sister to me....

....You WILL pay for this, you sanctimonious jaded smug piece of smashcast shit. Y'know why? Because my older brother, the father of the girl who you hurt with your cancerous scorn, is INFINITELY more pissed at you than I am. He's an old fashioned soldier. 6.5 feet, about 300 pounds, ex-navy, doesn't go online much, doesn't have profiles, but he knows a few very good programmers he goes to sometimes when his kids run into 'trouble' online.

He's the type who only knows one thing, something you millennials don't: how to get shit DONE. Not much gets under his skin really, you can call him any name under the sun, even strike him and he won't hit back (high pain tolerance)... but you fuck with his little girl and he becomes a totally different man, a VERY dangerous and reckless man. Even if I, his own little brother, were to hurt his daughter emotionally, even on accident...he'd break me like a damn twig without a second thought, quite easily too and I'm NOT a small guy. I can't tell you my bro's fighting 'technique' because it seems to be a sort of blend and I'm no pro, but I've NEVER seen anyone, even bigger guys, last more than 5 seconds against him before they were on the floor in tears, screaming for mercy, with at least one or two body parts broken and/or bleeding.

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>>76634899
>Kornheiser is sacked

Shit

>And Finland Loses Again

kek

Also fuck perro caca spammers, if it makes into the team I truly hope we finish the group with 0 points. I'm already mad as fuck that you decided to make Messi a silver.

>>76634899
reading through the list of suggestions for poobag's name is a delight

>>76635052
After he consoled his crying daughter about a week ago, he informed me of what happened. Unlike him, I use words to express my anger, words you've see quite a bit I'm sure- since I'm about 50-60% as pissed as my brother.
Being pissed over my niece's sadness that you helped cause, I helped my bro find your tactic video and he gave me a look that almost gave me a heart attack (it was his eyes more than anything) and calmly said "Daniel, I'm sorry...but we'll have to cancel the turkey shoot. I have work to do." And he immediately started calling some old contacts...when he calls me 'Daniel' I know shit just got real.

I honestly can't tell you what my brother will do when he finds you, and he WILL find you. He's the 'creative type' offline and while not a professional interrogator, he got some enemy combatants to talk during his tours and picked up some tricks on dealing VERY high volumes of pain to someone without leaving marks. I seriously ALMOST feel bad for what awaits you, Twain ...almost.

God speed Twain, let's get the 3rd star

>>76634899
Based perro caca is going all the way

>>76634899
Give >rags another chance just for the sake of history.

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>>76634899
>Please watch our league won

does that mean that people will watch our league now?

>>76634899
>there are people who didn't vote for slippy G or the janitor

>>76634899
New poll suggestions:
>POST THE ROAST
>Wobbler
>amd amx
>jagsguy
>>mouyes
>>de gay

>>76635129
but only if you watch our league

>>76635129
i was gonna watch your league but then you tied to mexico so no

>>76635138
Roast Solo and >de gay will be separately in the GK poll.

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>janitor caca is deleting based perro caca threads

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>>76635129
no, watch ours instead

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>perro caca (9)
what have we become

Wenger out should be on the team

>>76635167
>the janitor is a yellow dog
>perro caca is a yellow dog

whoa new layers to this GREAT meme

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>why is messi silver
Did you not SEE how shit he was in winter? Fuck off.

>>76635214
and I'm pretty sure he has been silver before

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>>76635211

>>76635176
not even swedes are watching our own league

Double the polls, double the fun.

The poll for the rest of the outfield players:
http://poal.me/fgeldc
It's on poal because YOU CAN ADD YOUR OWN OPTIONS. I won't take into consideration those who failed once however.

Goalkeepers and misc:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdvCMRZN09r8otADqJP5ABzIwPZpCv_gSqjhJ-Pxtnf_fw2vA/viewform?usp=sf_link

>>76635247
In Autumn, yes.

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>>76635271

>>76635129
I'm not a divegrass fan (for me, it's basedball) but I love the please watch our league meme. Funnier than please watch our sport.

>>76635291
i don't know what it is like in Malmö, but in stockholm, watching allsvenskan is something you do if you went to yrkesgymnasium

>>76635281
>log in to vote
nice try, kgb

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*clatters the haters*

>>76635281
>you can add your own options

this is going to be a disaster

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>The Xenophobic Hairless Guy

>>76635302
yeah, in malmö most of the people who watch allsvenskan are the same type of people that watch it in stockholm.
also immigrants love Malmö ff, and gloryhunters

>>76635376
immigrants love AIK

What number is Perro Caca going to wear? I suggest 43.

WENGER OUT 3d model has to be robbie or DT

>>76635438
That's >he does it for free.

>>76635438
good suggestion

>>76635447

with BLUD SENPAI on the back

>>76635438
number 2 obviously

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>american memes

>>76635438
probably nothing because the ABPerro brigade is in full force

>>76635422
how come? ive always imagined them loveing Bajen, considering Kennedy is like a huge player for them.

what the hell is amd amx

>>76635302

I have a fm save with Ostersunds. Ghoddos is good desu.

>>76634899
No >rags and Finland Loses Again? Fuck this semen slurping virtual sport I hope /sp/ is relegated and /fit/ wins it all

>>76635479

just vote on proxies ;^))

>>76635479
Reminder that ABPC is a metal illness

>>76635485
/F1/ meme

>>76635492
Where is messi?

/f1/ on da rostah baby

>>76635485
formula 1; Max Verstappen- some dutch anon misspelled his name in his excitement

>>76635503
probably in panama sorting out his latest tax evasion scheme

>yurofags and there perro caca meme BTFO
eat shit fags, USA USA USA

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>>76635485

what number will "Fuck all you shits that want perro caca on the team, literally redd*t tier posting" wear?
>>76635530
perro caca is an american hero

in this very moment I believe USA USA USA wouldn't make the cut

>>76635501
>>76635517
>>76635532
thanks

>>76635541
also apparently reddit gets caught in the spam filter

>>76635530
>there is one american meme in the top 5

>>76635541
Perro caca and its antithesis Fuck all you shits that want perro caca on the team, literally plebbit tier posting on the roster desu

>>76635482
probably because they play/played for AIK/Hammarby

in general it is (also applies for regular stockholmers) :
if you live on the northern side of stockholm, you like AIK
if you live on the southern side of stockholm, you like Hammarby
if you are rich, you like Djurgården
if you're assyrian/eagle nose, you like Assyriska/Syrianska

This is pretty damn tight

>>76635584
Huh, really makes you think. in skåne almost everyone supports Malmö, unless you live in >Helsingborg.

>>76635593
tight as a doggo's bunghole

>>76635489
Östersund are decent tbqh. They have a good eye for youth talent

VOTE FOR THE SULTAN OF SALAMI
THE TYRANT OF TIRAMISU
THE PRINCE OF PIZZA

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>the meme that divided /sp/

>>76635606

if he pushes the caca out, will you die?

>>76635634
it would be extremely slippery and wet

>USA USA USA, jagsguy, lelbron and kornheiser leaving the team
truly the end of an era

>>76635653
americans on pooicide watch

>>76635628
>one star

>>76635653
this is the beginning of pushing all amerisports except for basketball and hockey in to /asp/

>>76635489
>>76635610
its also worth mentioning that they were in superettan two years ago, and are now third in allsvenskan

>an /arse/ meme getting in
/arse/ belongs in /asp/

>>76635610

If there are allsvenskan threads I would probably post and support them. Not sure how readily available streams are for games though.

>>76635653
jagsguy is still on the BTFO box I think

>>76635686
>wenger out
>/arse/ meme

>>76635281
>http://poal.me/fgeldc

What a fucking disaster.

>>76635699
well, BTFO is not making it right now either