/afl/

Been looking for this thread for awhile. But I'm a phoneposter so I cbf to make my own thread. Thanks op carn the swans

Tigers
Port
Carlton

one of these is a test

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reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

Based RealityGOD lads

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

What a trash day of footy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VRQKwwtRAQ

Who is the main commentator?

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who /dabloos/ here?

WE'RE OFF TO BROKEN HILL

>>76587713
I grew up in Broken Hill and went to school with Taylor Walker. AMA

Will be 3/3 if Richmond holds on.

>>76587732
Did you touch his willy?

>>76587753
How's the simulation going?

>>76587823
The most common runs had Richmond up by only 10 points at this stage so something is going wrong with Sydney.

Just filling in the data from the game so far I'll let you know what the result should be at half time.

According to the most common set these are the order of goals that should follow in the 3rd.

SYDNEY
RICHMOND
RICHMOND
RICHMOND
RICHMOND
RICHMOND
RICHMOND

>>76587947
Ah, yes. It's Sydney who's wrong here.

>>76587947
>>76588071
>>76588269

Nvm guys, I just realised that I'm an incredibly massive faggot, n fact I'm sucking abo dick right now

>>76588297
oh ok

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>Richmond might choke in the last minute of the last quarter AGAIN

>>76588297
elite post

>>76588071
Seriously fuck off

>BUDDY

>Rance flopping like a soccer player

Is rance the softest Fullback in the game?

Cant beat buddy, resorts to flopping to get some control.

When is he getting that elusive gold logie so this shit can stop

That rance flop was one of a kind

kek the scoreline is reverting to the mean again. Should be my original outcome again: Richmond 10.11 77 def Sydney 10.7 67

>>76588401
i feel like im taking crazy pills when people say he is the best defender in the game.

Hurley, Talia, McGovern are easily better.

>>76587652
Michael Christian and Tim Lane.

this quarter seems a bit rigged. How was that not a mark to Menadue?

>shitmond NORFing

>>76588500
no it was fucking umpball. Clear mark and should have been a Richmond goal.

bitchmond are gonna lose arent they lads

>>76588507
i can't watch the match, is gil rigging this one?

>>76588518
Yes very dodgy stuff happening atm.

>>76588526
Fuck up cunt

Bitchmond better not fuck this up. I'm already 0/2

UMPBALL

>>76588549
>>>/nrl/

>>76588543
I don't know what I want, my tips to be 3/3 which makes me go equal 2nd or bitchmond losing this and reading the bigfooty board

Dusty up to his tricks again

Who 4/3 here?

JUST TRY AND TELL ME
U
S
T

T
R
Y

A
N
D

T
E
L
L

M
E

>Bitchmond

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It's happening again, KEK

>>76588563
>not being 6/3
Pathetic

Trip on RC

>bitchmond

kek, looks like bitchmond sperg is back on the menu boys

>>76587753
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THE FUCKING S T A T E OF YOU

>this umpiring.
Fold this league.

>>76588574
Yes indeed who will win this clash? Le Classic Chokers or the Posh Bullies in Sydney? Only Gil knows.

Rance has had a good last quarter desu

Yep now Cotchin is deliberately fucking it up. Game was always a forgone conclusion.

Reality Check has an embarrassingly small penis.

Shut the fuck up you fat wog
Your constant failure is making the rest of us become worse people

>>76588610
He has to carry the team because of the umpball and Dusty and Cotch are throwing the game.

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rioli mate rioli

>>76588611
>Game was always a forgone conclusion
>YET HE STILL TIPS BITCHMOND
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PREPARE YOUR "TEST" NARRATIVE YOU FAT WOG

this is the most open season man holy shit

>>76588627
I tipped on the basis that it wouldn't be rigged, fuckwit.

Also this clock along the boundary line only aids to the fixed games.

>tfw put money on bitchmond
end me

>cuckmond

KEK

KEK

KEK

KEK

>>76588638
>r-rigged
>m-muh tip w-was wrong c-cuz i-it's rigged
ABSOLUTE POOTHETIC AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the richmond and narrow losses meme is back now

feelsgoodman

RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D

LOVING

EVERY

LAUGH

Come out bitchmond sperg

Fuck this gay sport.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who 3/3 here?
Was one off the pace of the leader before this round, might be in front now.

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>knows the intricacies of a giant conspiracy affeting a multi-billion dollar sports league
>claims that the outcome of a game was a foregone conclusion due to match fixing
>tipped the losing team on the assumption that the aforementioned foregone conclusion was not a foregone conclusion and the game would not be rigged

>bigfooty slowing down
KEK

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fuck I love seeing bitchmond getting their spirit broken

Another game of no votes to D Martin. I am seriously considering putting money on a Ablett Brownlow, and I regularly disparage gambling degenerates

>>76588688
>HE FINALLY GOT ONE WRONG xD xD

Did you even watch the game, fuckwit?

fuck the haters

> muh models

kek.

>>76588699
why are you like this

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Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>76588699
>finally
wrong yet again lmao

>>76588703
Why am I more intelligent than anyone in this thread? Probably because I was homeschooled, and didn't follow trends as a kid like a fucking retard.

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Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch.

>>76588717
who was your favourite teacher at homeschool?

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

now shitney could be in the 8 as soon as next week, funny season. Keep the """"rigging"""" coming I say, it's entertaining as fuck.

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reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

You are my tipGOD, my only tipGOD
You make me happy when tips are rigged
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my tipGOD away

>>76588717
Were you one of those kids that had sex with their teacher?

>>76588704
>>76588721
>>76588741
>>76588744
Absolutely ELITE fucking posts

>>76588717
ah, that explains the no friends

>>76588730
When we lived in Japan for a while I had a hot Japanese tutor who was probably about 29-30 (I was 8).

Not only was she a good teacher she had a really busty chest and always wore low cut tops. My dick was "literally" rock hard throughout all our sessions.

>>76588770
Things that never happened

>projectorvirgin only leaves the thread to sleep
>still being triggered by RC

>>76588779
hello projectorvirgin

>homeschooled
>by parents that died in a fiery car crash in RC's childhood.

Makes you think. Literally can't stop lying can you? Ever thought about getting help?

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who 0/3 here?
get around me RC you autistic retard

>>76588784
Your parents don't have to be your teachers, you moron.

>>76588784
another narrative thoroughly aborted

are richmond, dare i say, fucking retarded?

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>you will never tear us apart

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please save my gif lads

>>76588794

Silent majority with the 100 kiloton truthiness

Based!

>>76588813
saved lad, elite gif work

>>76588813
maybe make it deviate less from the centre, but move faster

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It's a true testament to Port's fans to see them out of bed and dressed at 4pm on a Saturday. True dedication

>>76588784
Yeah way to bring that shit up dickhead. You must have a real nice life yourself I take it.

>>76588811
>get torn apart by essendon

what did they mean by that?

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this tweet was very unstraffo-like

>>76588834
Your parents planned to die.

>>76588841
jesus how savage can one man be?

Is Reality Check, dare I say it, Batman? The hero we don't deserve but the hero we need?

"Un-Sydney like" When will people let go of what Sydney's been in prev years & just accept that this year, they're rubbish

you are all autistic

>>76588834
>Yeah way to bring that shit up dickhead.
What's the matter, did you tip them to see you graduate?

>>76588834
undoubtedly better than both your real """""life""""" and your multiple dead narratives

>>76588841
This is quintessential straffo mate, he is the biggest unaware hypocrite in the world.

>>76588854
tweets that aged badly dot tumblr dot com

Imagine needing umpball to beat Brisbane, that was 100% a goal. Pathetic.

RC hating greenpoof working overtime

>>76588888
Reality Cunt couldn't predict his own post.

Why does Riccutio commentate? He has an awful voice to listen to

>>76588885
hello again projectorvirgin

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>>76588841
THE DAILY MAIL?!

>>76588889
shutup dickhead

>>76588770
>Reality Cunt disappears
>>76588779
>suddenly the projectorvirgin poster arrives
You couldn't have made it more obvious

>>76588896
Riccutio and Dunstall sound so similar to me.

>>76588841
but elite truthbombs are straffo's bread, butter and chicken nuggets

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My life is perfectly adequate, with friends, hobbies, and stable employment. It's completely nonfiction, and doesn't involve me lying to strangers on the Internet for the best part of half a decade. Here's a duck I had lunch with on Thursday, this duck shows more character and positive traits than you or your ham-fisted web of lies could ever hope for.

>>76588908
Projectorvirgin detected

>>76588908
He hasn't left the thread. The post you quoted wasn't even his last.

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>>76588923

>>76588929
Trip on Reality Cunt

Tipped Port by 70 points. Doubt this will be rigged.

Matheison is such a shitcunt ffs

>>76588937
>comes up with tip after the game starts
You are poothetic.
Tipping Brisbane in a close one.

>>76588943
They should try tackling him legally

>>76588944
Stop embarrassing yourself mate, you know fuck all about AFL.

Then again you post as anonymous, so your shit tip can't be accountable anyway I guess.

Based Loins

>>76588950
He is worse than duckwood mate, intentionally bends his knees into a tackle

>>76588953
I have 95 tips correct, loser. No tests. You wish you could be me.

>>76588958
>95 correct tips
>tipped BRISBANE to beat Port at Adelaide Oval

hmm

>>76588962
>hurr I tip port cuz they home teem and dey is higher on ladder
You tipped GWS away to Carlton and you got BTFO, dipshit.

>>76588957
This is literally incorrect.

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how about that bloods culture on display this afternoon lads.

Brisbane is "literally" going to defeat Poort and Reality Check will turn into a blubbering mess spouting "RIIIIGGED" and "MUH BRISBUN RESURJENS BY GIL"

>>76588986
>hurr I tipped Brisbane cuz they beat freo by heapz and Port got killed by bombers :DDD

>>76589005
:DDDposting, a brand of xDDDposting, and still done by mental midgets like (You)

>>76589005
>hurr I tip Poort bcuz Brisbane is bad cuz Gil told me so

>>76589017
Brisbane isn't even going to get close so you should probably shut the fuck up dickhead.

>>76588990
I'm sure you're a Brisbane supporter. I am barracking for them too, put I can admit that Matheison is a ducker

close to giving up lads

>>76589042
hang in there mate I'll have a karaoke song for you coming up

>>76589047

thanks based RC

What's your favorite animated movie lads

>p-please visit W-WA guys, we've run out of m-mines

fold this pathetic state

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>>76588699
>ONE

white boys are SO pathetic

>>76589051
goy story

>>76589051

Waking Life

whats for dinner lads?

>>76589051
Song of the Sea
Triplets of Bellevue
The Illusionist

>>76589126
Scotch and darts

>>76589051
Inside Out

>>76589126
Chicken katsu sushi and a 440ml Pepsi Max lad.

>>76589126
ya mums cunt

>>76589126
Bit fucking early for that lad.

>>76589126
regular zinger box with pepsi max

>>76589051
Chicken Little

>>76589166

fuckin based healthGOD

Jessica Langer

>>76589158

>440ml

greedy piggy

>>76589126

pizza

Basedbane

ZorkGOD

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Based Brisburgers

HipGOD to bag a dozen today lads

Reality Cunt shifting anxiously in his shit-filled diaper lads

Are Australians banned from posting threads on /v/?

>>76589126
Cooking some tendies right now lad

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Is Liam Dawson, dare I say it, retarded?

>>76589268
Fuck off Liam.

Ball girl a cute

should i have a couple of caps tonight lads?

>>76589318
Yeah, hopefully you get a bad batch and die.

I've never done a recreational drug.

AMA

>getting umped to a three goal lead over Brisbane at half time
Port are objectively the worst team in the league.

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>mfw Brisbane get torched in the second half

Son, did I tell you about the time RC was able get the better of AFL great Matthew Lloyd in multiple contested one-on-ones despite the fact that RC's own promising AFL career was cut short by a terrible knee injury from which he never recovered? You may scoff, but it's 100% true!

>>76589387
Why does Matthew Lloyd not have a personality. On Footy Classified he is jarringly boring to listen to. Just look at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT_8p6lBCMY&t=

>>76589318
caps of what

>>76589367
Brisbane are shithouse but appear to also get umped every fucking week

>>76589318
Careful m8, that pma trash that went around as 'md' and killed a bunch of people is back out there. If your caps look like they're filled with brown waxy shit and not white, kill your dealer

>>76589524
>average most free kicks in the league
>get umpballed against

No.

Who /aamigirl/ here?

>>76589567
>total number of frees
You've got no fucking idea how Gil operates do you cunt?

where is that fucking idiot who is supposedly on 95 tips and picked Brisbane to win this game.

Oh wait he's anonymous, so he'll just keep shitting up the board trolling that >LE GUNT TIB A GANOO whenever I get one wrong.

Just woke up.

How bad was the Richmond choke? See they were up by 40 odd at one stage.

>>76589603
Free kick advantage is not necessarily a sign of rigging, but to suggest Brisbane have been umpballed against all year is ludicrous. Richmond on the other hand...

>>76589615
It's alright mate, wouldn't expect an elite expert like you to actually watch games.

>>76589608
Basically Dustin Martin and Cotchin threw the game in the last quarter. This was coupled by a few really dicey calls that went Sydney's way. Rance had to do everything by himself playing against two of his own team and the umpires, but inevitably failed.

Obviously the narrative was to keep up >LE GLASSIG RICHMOND xD xD narrative while keeping the season alive in a miracle comeback for the Sydney franchise.

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>>76589583

/colesfu/ here. Also known as Jenny. We're on a first name basis as I need to know what to mutter when I'm cry-wanking myself to sleep.

Who will be the first Big Baller Brand AFL player?

>>76589626
I'm willing to lay down $1000 you're not even watching this game right now.

>>76589606

How can you possibly accuse anyone of shitting up this board? Why don't you use your statistical prowess and programming skill to work out the percentage of today's posts which are you contributing exactly nothing. My guesstimate is 25%

>>76589677
"literally" everything I've posted today has contributed to board's body of knowledge.

>>76589688
That, like most of your posts, is an easily-verifiable objective lie

>>76589654
>he's a /BBSD/ faggot
kys

>>76589711
Please refer to just ONE of my posts which wasn't shitposting.

>>76589728
Huh

Fuckoff weirdo

Elite "perfect" tipper come out come out wherever you are....

>>76589771

here lad, what the fuck do you want, you orphan cunt

It's a trap, he wants the 40+ (You)s

>>76589782
Please explain your rationale behind tipping BRISBANE

hipGOD

>>76589786

kek

>poort

>richmond

fuck

you should all kys

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What is the tip tonight, lads? /dabloos/ or Gold Coast?

>>76589880
Gold Coast by 39

>>76589887
>tipping against dabloos again
You on aborted narrative watch soon

>>76589887
Is that with rigging taken into account?

HipGOD

Time for Reality Cunt to panic
HipGOD will save DA LOINS

netty thread is up lads
>>76589927
>>76589927
>>76589927

GWS are playing

Just exPOOsed Reality Cunt's hypocrisy just now lads. Here he is getting offended because he got a tip wrong
>>76588699
Now here he is, two hours later, saying the exact same thing to some anonymous POOster on the Internet
>>76589606
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit, that big fucking "Please Invade Us Big Strong Chinaman" banner behind the Cathedral goals. Kochie should be executed for treason.

>>76589980
kek
KEK
K E K
LIKE A FUCKING FIDDLE

>>76590012
>>76589980
Like moulding putty in my hands...

>>76589936
How is that working out for them?

>>76589980
>>76590012
>s-s-some anonymous poster, guys
>it's just projectorvirgin samefagging AGAIN

>>76590041
>>76590048
>Reality Cunt spent the last five minutes preparing his damage control on his phone and his computer
You sad, pooTHETIC trip. Your parents couldn't abort you, so they aborted themselves and now you're aborting yourself piece by piece.
LMAOing at your """"""""""""life""""""""""""

this might be the weekend RC kills himself for real

>>76590075
You got the tip wrong and now you're sperging out making fun of something that's really sad.

You need to reevaluate your life.

who /silentmajority/ here?

>Sydney only 1 game out of the 8
They're going to make it, lads.

They've gone 5-1 since their first win and are very unlucky to have not gone 6-0.
It wouldn't be too far to say they're the in form team of the competition and smokey premiership favourites.

based mathieson

>>76590116
>YUH GOT YUH TIP WRONG
You're not even talking to the "I HAVE LE 95 TIPS XDXD" poster. This is how utterly pathetic your """""""""life""""""""" has become. You actually think you have support from a silent majority.
Why don't you go back to /lit/ and shill your husbando's autobiography again?

>another Mathieson high tackle
This guy is 10x worse than Selwood

>>76590188
Oh it's one of the other 4 faggots obsessed with me then.

>Lions, GC, Melbourne, Bulldogs, Carlton today and tomorrow

Irrelevant minnow clubs need to fold already

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Hey Reality Check, it's me, the "95 tips correct" poster.
You know why I tipped Brisbane? Away? At Port Adelaide? Wasn't it obvious from the beginning? The most obvious TEST in the world and you couldn't even see it.
>invents the concept of tests
>can't even spot a blatant one
Shameful display.

>>76590286
Yes I can spot blatant tests, and this was obviously NOT a test. You were convinced Brisbane would cause an upset and you failed and are now resorting to this type of damage control now the game is far beyond over.

Well done idiot, you played yourself.

It's interesting when everyone is having an RC Spergout the usual light-hearted racism drops to zero.

Was...was some Port fan in the crowd just then wearing a MAGA hat? Did I just see that?

>>76590327
Why are you stuttering, sperg?

go back to /r/the_donald, projectorvirgin

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>>76590296
>NUH-UH YOU DIDN'T DO A TEST
Yes I did. Who, with a >90% tipping strike rate, tips fucking Pissbane to beat Port Adelaide on their own ground? Absolutely nobody. If tests were an actual tipping concept, this was the ultimate test.
>You were convinced Brisbane would cause an upset and you failed and are now resorting to this type of damage control now the game is far beyond over.
Look at that, it's you with the "it's one person who hates me" mentality. Pretty much what I expected out of an Internet celebrity trying to be e-famous on a website for lonely white people in uni. Suck it up buttercup.

>>76590396
he honestly must be mentally retarded if he thinks that wasn't a test

Reality Check was molested by his uncle. Go easy on him lads.

>"don't cry RC you bitch. It's only the tip" he said

J.R. @Straffo 31m31 minutes ago

Was...was some Port fan in the crowd just then wearing a MAGA hat? Did I just see that? #AFLPowerLions

Who 4/4 here?

>>76590449
Definitely not RC

>>76590449
not RC kek

>>76590449
Not Jarrality Strafford, that's for sure

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What did they mean by this?

>>76590396
>>76588958
>I have 95 tips correct, loser. No tests. You wish you could be me.

hmmm

>on a website for lonely white people in uni.

interesting. Tell me more about your "life".
>No tests

Why are the Suns wearing their abo guernsey

>>76590482
I've seen bigger banners at an under 14s game

>>76590482
>People in this thread pay $300 for an hour with a lady
Lions are offering a great bargain. Only $60 to get fucked 22 times a year.

>>76590528
Reddit

>he sets 6+ tests per week
>he can't even identify the first, blatantly obvious test from a true tipper

>>76590528
very good post.
thanks mate.

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>>76590449

NUMBERS HOLD NO SWAY IN THIS REALITY, I HAVE SEEN THE FREMANTLE DOCKERS ENUMERATE PREMIERSHIP TROPHIES TORN TO NOTHINGNESS BY THE WILL OF THE SAGITTARIUS SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE. I TIP BOTH TEAMS AND WITHIN THE PETTY, FINITE REALM OF YOUR DIMENSION THEY ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY BOTH WINNING AND LOSER. IN EXISTENCE AND NON-EXISTENCE. PERHAPS THERE IS A TIP GOD. IF I MEET HIM, I WILL LAUGH IN HIS HIS FACE. I WILL TERRIFY HIM. HE WILL FLEE, BROKEN & INEPT.

Wish someone would ram that trumpet down that cunts throat

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>>76590483
>BUT YOU SAID NO TESTS
Seems like you're unable to comprehend how I tip. I tip in a real competition at my local football club, and I am crushing the fifty year old fat bastard who captains the Masters team. In a real competition, you can't do a "test". In that real competition, I tipped Port Adelaide. I expected you to figure that one out on your own, consider you're the one who has inside knowledge of Gil rigging matches.
This is a shitposting website, there is no competition. Then you opened your big mouth and I decided to set you up with a test. My blind grandfather could have seen through it.
You're going to live with this one forever, Reality Check. You're the man who came up with tipping "tests" and you couldn't even identify an obvious one posted by a weeaboo loser.

>>76590535
it really was, wasn't it?

i don't know specifically what makes a post reddit but i just have an innate ability to identify one

>>76590590
Just stop mate this damage control is embarrassing. You clearly stated that no tests therefore your supposed "test" is ruled null and void. Keep sucking up that failed excuse for a tip though.

Fucking hell, you're autistic

Just going out for drinks with a lass tonight lads. Wish me luck

>>76590645
Good luck lad

>>76590645
good luck normie

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>>76590621
>You clearly stated that no tests therefore your supposed "test" is ruled null and void.
And you clearly stated that you had 21/29 tips correct.

>>76590663
Glorious

>>76590663
Because I did, 3 of those were blatant tests which you didn't solve.

you are all fucked up units

>>76590691
yeah nah get fucked

>>>/v/380840998

Good MD in Perth?

>>76590645
Ladyboys don't count.

>>76590691
Too bad I still have 95 tips correct without a single test and you'll always be the virgin who says "That's who I tipped" after being silent for a whole match.

>umpball

>>76590645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WCpb30lYKE

>>76590715
>95 tips correct without a single test
>tips Brisbane as a "Test"
>calls ME a virgin

My sides right now are blowing out across the globe and coming back in the opposite direction.

>>76590742
Redpill me reality cuck. What's going to happen with this game?

>>76590742
>blowing out
yeah you have been blown out lmao

>>76590742
>Reality Check still can't read
Your homeschooling is showing. Here, I'll speak at your grade level.
>Me tip Port Adelaide at footy place.
>You brag like dummy on Internet.
>Me "tip" Brisbane as test.
>You too dumb to see test.
>Funny cuz you made up test thing.
>You defend mistake, me and others think it funny.
Laughing at you so hard desu

>>76590810
The volume of seething coming from your posts is sounding like a steam train. Buckle up and calm down mate, just learn from the Tip God aka ME.

>>76590511
They have so many abo players they've decided to make in their regular guernsey

>>76590842
>damage controlling so hard that he's Mattposting and refusing to acknowledge his destruction
If you love sucking Matt's dick so much then go marry him, Reality Faggot.
I'm going to win by $500 from the football club and you'll go back to paying a mad scientist to bring your mum back to life.

>That last RC post
Here's a good ""test"" lads, do NOT, under any circumstances, do NOT even (you) the manchild, mention his name in ANY posts or make a topic about him. Let's see if he can handle 0 attention this weekend starting now and bring him back to reality.

>>76590742
I can't take you seriously when you claim your losses are either "rigged" or a "test". It's just such a massive cop out

Can Carlton keep this up against the Suns?

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>docherty 12 disposals 4 tackles 4 marks in the first quarter

>>76590899
No, good start by Carlton but Gold Coast will come back and win in the end.

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>>76590882
Original aborted narrative watch guy here
Starting this now

>hitting a guy 1 metre from an umpire
kek
>Daisy Thomas
also kek

>>76590929
Bet on GC now then lad, paying 3:1 what could go wrong?

kek

KEK

K E K

>>76591122
Going to make some bank thanks to this tip.

>>76591164
Ye just bet the house not sure what could go wrong

kek rekt

Carlton are bringing back some pain

Shitskin btfo by based Anglo

>>76591189
That muzzy cunt got rolled by Daisy

>>76590929
COULDNT
TIP
A
CANOE

>GC
nuke this pathetic region

Queenslanders need to be eradicated like the pests they are.

>>76591233
Great post

ah yes, leejun have once again fallen for my classic test of the week.

Blues should be up by more than 4 goals

>>76591269
They should yeah but they're not exactly the best team in the comp mang, ofc they're going to be goofing heaps, that's why they are at the bottom of the ladder.

I still think blues will get over by 2 goals or so.

Here I come
They call me
A beast like none before
I suck the abscess of dead infants
I want some more
I Am Baby Killer
I kill pregnant sluts and whores

>>76591334
Carlton will win this comfortably. I have $900 riding on Carlton -5.5

>>76591268
>M-MUH TESTTTTT!!!
You are such a failure. Kill yourself, your parents are waiting.

>>76591418
Proofs

>>76591433
Stop replying to it.

Reminder
>>76590882
>>76590882
>>76590882

Even though you were black, you listened to Queen
You thought Freddy was the cutest guy you’ve ever seen
You went backstage and got fucked in the ass
You took an HIV test, you didn’t pass

>>76591433
>incoming Reality Cunt damage control

>leejun fell for the test hook line and sinker
top laff

>>76591557
No, you tipped Gold Coast. Deal with it.

>>76591575
Should have seen this one coming mate.

23 points isn't that big of a margin. Gold Coast to come back.

>14 scoring shots to 6
Oh.

>>76591588
Yes, you SHOULD have tipped Carlton, at least you're coming to terms with it.

>>76591606
Nah, Blues by 2-3 goals

Why do freshcunts continually fall for based RC's tests?

>>76591636
Trip on

>>76591636
Trip on

>>76591609
I did tip them. In fact I stand to win over 2500 if they win by more than 5 points.

>two goals in a row
RC confirmed sweaty

>>76591725
Better cash out

>>76591735
nah I already made 1800 on the game last night. This is just for something a little extra to give to the church.

>>76591776
The Church? Oh, that thing that worships something as alive as your parents

Going to fucking neck myself