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Man Utd team next season:

DDG
Valencia Bailly Lindelof Shaw
Dier
Herrera Pogba
Mkhitaryan Morata Martial

>mfw

How afraid are you all right now?

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>>76583797
>Several Premier League clubs, most notably Newcastle, have enquired about Valencia's £13.1m-rated centre-back Aymen Abdennour, 27.

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For me, its funposting on a friday nighr

YO, PIERRE YOU WANNA COME OUT HERE?

Serious question: how would Ronaldo's availability change United's transfer plan?

They would have to change their tactics to accommodate him? But then, looking at the amount of goals they missed, Ronaldo would have a pretty high goal/game ration.

FUCKING LEICSETER. LEAVE MY CLUBS MANAGER ALONE. REEEEEEEE!

Who could replace Appleton? Dean Windass was apparently touted but the problem is no £££ being spent and we've lost 2 good defenders.

Just finished exams so now it's time for summer fun to start. Gonna read Ultimate Spiderman and watch Legends of the Galactic Heroes first.

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>Michael "The Missing Link" Appleton
wew

>those tattoos
jesus

>>76583863
>gonna read Ultimate Spiderman and watch Legends of the Galactic Heroes first.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>76583868
DON'T BULLY HIM YOU FUCK.

I mean, I love him cause he got >us to midtable in debut season in L1, but I also hate him for losing the Checkatrade trophy final two years in a row. He'd twat you mate if you chatted shit.

>>76583863
>gonna read Ultimate Spiderman and watch Legends of the Galactic Heroes first.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>76583890
appleton is an ape whose hair has been drawn on with a permanent marker

>>76583863
>gonna read Ultimate Spiderman and watch Legends of the Galactic Heroes first.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>76583889
>>76583907

YEAH, SO WHAT IF I'VE NEVER KISSED A GIRL OR HELD HANDS WITH ONE OR WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO TALK TO ONE(these aren't jokes btw. I'm pathetic)?!?! HUH TOUGH GUYS?!?!?HUH?HUH?HUH?

Square up, nigga.

Shieeeeet. I already ruined /trans/ just by being a NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>76583929
i'm the same as you 2bh lad just i don't read comics

>>76583929
>Square up, nigga
>Square
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>76581735
>Anyone else tired of Marvel movies
Only retards gave a chance to capeshit movies

>>76583797
Cristiano to Buyern when?

>>76583911
You can say that on here, but you wouldn't say it to his face you cheeky cunt.

>>76583946
I mostly read manga, but wanted to give Ultimate Spiderman a read because it's probably the GOAT spiderman game and I loved it as a wee, lid.

Also is NEEEEEERD being forced as a meme now?

>>76583965
They balked at Sanchez's wages

Smaling at £15m would be an absolute steal for a bottom half PL team. He's not good enough to play for a team that aspires for the title or CL football because his passing is abysmal and and he shits himself with runners in behind. But in a team that's going to defend long balls and crosses all game like West Brom or Stoke he'd be fantastic. He's probably the most aerially dominant CB in the league.

>>76583983
Why not read a real book though?

>>76583996
You think he's better than Brown at his prime/peak etc?

>>76583822
Cristiano on the bench?

>>76584007
I'm a fucking retard.

>>76583822
>Martial

Young m8

>>76583851
>how would Ronaldo's availability change United's transfer plan?

It wouldn't. He's just one of those players that you buy if available, regardless of your own transfer plans. United could spend £400m this summer and it wouldn't really affect them.

Chance that Ronaldo actually leaves?

>>76584030
>implying
>>76584054
0%

>>76584051
0.001%

>>76584054
100%

>>76584031
Oh, ok...

>>76584014
No. Brown is a fairly underrated player and was a very solid righ back for a short time. But Smalling has some qualities that are absolutely perfect for a PL team without any pretence.

>>76584094
Yeah. I saved the /lit/ starter guide but never got round to reading a single one. Friday Night Lights was a good book though.

>>76583797
>exact same rumors as this morning
gjge

>>76584068
I don't think it'll happen at all, but if there is any truth in the story, United wouldn't even hesistate before laying down £100m. It's not an attitude I really like to be honest. I miss the days when the bigger clubs had to actually budget in the summer and £30m was considered an absolute mega deal.

>>76584054
About 5%. It seems like Ronaldo is testing his worth at Madrid and trying to see how much Perez wants to keep him. But even if Real Madrid don't show him the love this summer, I'm sure he'll still stay. He has a young son, twins on the way and is very settled. This is hardly the time to be moving.

>>76584131
FUCK YOU

Real Madrid say forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, has not told the club he wishes to leave. (ABC - in Spanish)

However, the Portugal striker is not planning to return to Spain after playing at the Confederations Cup in Russia. (Record - in Portuguese)

Ronaldo told his agent Jorge Mendes two months ago that he wanted to leave Madrid. (AS)

Chelsea are not prepared to give Antonio Conte greater control over their recruitment policy, amid suggestions the manager is growing frustrated with a lack of summer signings. (Guardian)

But the Blues have no intention of allowing Conte to leave and will support him in the transfer market, with deals for four players - including Everton's 23-year-old striker Romelu Lukaku - set to take spending up to £250m. (Daily Mirror)

Manchester City reserve keeper Willy Caballero, 35, is likely to be confirmed as Chelsea's first signing of the summer. (Evening Standard)

Tottenham have told Manchester United that they will have to spend £50m to sign their 23-year-old England midfielder Eric Dier. (Daily Telegraph)

Arsenal will go back to Lyon with an improved bid of close to £50m for France striker Alexandre Lacazette, 26. The Gunners had a £30m offer rejected last summer. (Daily Telegraph)

Lyon are in advanced negotiations over a loan deal for Chelsea's 21-year-old forward Bertrand Traore, who spent last season at Ajax. (Evening Standard)

Juventus right-back Dani Alves, 34, has been strongly criticised by the club's fans after suggesting forward forward Pablo Dybala, 23, should leave to further his career. (Il Giornale - in Italian)

>>76584168
Former Arsenal and Manchester United striker Robin van Persie, 33, is close to leaving Fenerbahce and sealing a move back to Feynoord in his native Netherlands. (FR12.nl - in Dutch)

West Ham are interested in signing Middlesbrough's 21-year-old winger Adama Traore, but Boro do not need to raise money from sales. (Teesside Gazette)

Inter Milan will hold out for £45m from Manchester United for Croatia winger Ivan Perisic, 28, but the Red Devils' valuation is closer to £30m.(Manchester Evening News)

Bayern Munich attacking midfielder Douglas Costa, 26, is set for a £26m move to Juventus, where he has agreed a four-year deal.(L'Equipe - in French)

Arsenal are set to try to beat Everton to sign AC Milan forward M'Baye Niang, 22, who was on loan at Watford last season.(Hertfordshire Mercury)

Birmingham are still waiting to hear if former Chelsea captain John Terry, 36, has accepted their offer of close to £100,000 a week. (Daily Mirror)

Swansea remain in talks with Turkish side Galatasaray over the sale of striker Bafetimbi Gomis, 31, who spent last season on loan at French side Marseille.(Wales Online)

Hull and Newcastle are both keen to sign Chelsea's 19-year-old striker Tammy Abraham on loan. (Sun)

Manchester City have given manager Pep Guardiola £300m for transfers this summer but refuse to spend £70m on Southampton centre-back Virgil van Dijk, 25. (Manchester Evening News)

La Liga side Malaga could be priced out of a deal for Swansea striker Borja Baston, 24. The Swans hope to recoup a large chunk of the club-record £15.5m fee they paid for the Spaniard last summer. (Wales Online)

Stoke are yet to receive any offers for Giannelli Imbula, a month after manager Mark Hughes said the 24-year-old midfielder, who was a club-record signing in February 2016, could leave this summer. (Stoke Sentinel)

>>76584131
Yes? The new gossip page hadn't been posted on BBC and we were way over 500 posts in the other thread. It doesn't fucking matter you utter cunt bucket.

>>76584196
see
>>76584168
>>76584190
you lazy retard

and stay mad :^)

>>76584168
what is this utter boillocks?

>Ronaldo doesn't want to leave
>Ronaldo told his agent he wants to leave
>Conte won't get to buy players he wants
>But Conte will get to buy players he wants
>United gonna spend £50m on Dier
>Arsenal going to bid £50m when it won't happen, never happens and is totally pointless as he's shit. But are going to sign Niang

WHY? Why would they sign Niang when he was shit. Why? WHO THE FUCK IS WRITING THIS CRAP?

>>76584221
you're an idiot, he was right, the gossip page was not up when this thread was made.

>>76584190
>Manchester City have given manager Pep Guardiola £300m for transfers this summer
what a faggot

Kek even Alves is openly stating that Juventus are a joke.

>>76584248
>le totally not a chequebook manager guise

Wew.

>>76584190
>Manchester City have given manager Pep Guardiola £300m for transfers this summe
PLS SPUNK IT ON MESSI/RONALD DEFENDERS ARE A MEME ANYWAY

>>76584221
Thought you were calling me a lazy retard for not posting the rumors in the
.........
>.......
Format. WEW

Just wanted to quickly get the rumours out there, liddy.

What kind of tactical mastermind do you have to be to keep Bravo and sell Caballero at the same time as spending a world record fee for a goalkeeper that's not even been capped by his country?

>>76584301
>sell
Willy's contract was up and Bravo was clearly only supposed to be a short term solution when they signed him

Ederson's deal was agreed months ago

The reality is that Bravo's being kept because nobody would buy him

I want the cunt

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>Juventus chief Guiseppe Marotta has confirmed the club has rejected a €60million offer from #Chelsea for Alex Sandro. [Corriere della Sera]

wew

>>76584299
No, he was calling me a lazy retard for not posting the new rumours when the new rumours weren't up when I made the thread. He claimed I was lazy because you posted the new gossip because they were available by then.

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I just started drinking lads. Anyone want some?

Ultimate Spiderman is ok so far :)

>>76584366
Alex Sandro is one of the few great fullbacks in the world, so I see why they've rejected the bid.

>>76584454
Can someone explain this inexplicable kitchen design to me pls.

>>76584454
It's all ikea.

>>76584454
why cant he reach the top shelf like a fully grown adult?

>>76583822
>Dier
no

>>76584469
No he isn't, foootballers get so overrated sometimes fml

takin a bus down to bognor regis

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Considering Leicester won the league with a worse first team and manager, why aren't you backing Everton for PL champions?

>>76585039

why would chelsea but 10 players?

>>76585039
>Lukaku

it's snowing for the first time in my life in my city
snow it's wet

>>76585214
Doesn't it snow in prague all the time?

>>76585228
>British education
that's philippines nigga

>>76585228
prague is in czechia m8

>>76585100
No one wants him for the £60m+ Everton is asking for

Only Chelsea or United would pay such a high amount and both are more interested in other players

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>Everton costumers probably made fun of the Pogba deal
>then proceed to pay 50 million for Jordan "literally who" Pickford

>>76585286
yfw Everton fans promised £150m spending spree
>sign Pickford, Keane, Klaassen, Shaw, Sandro and Niang

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>>76585319

>>76585039
Ranieri is ten times the manager as any current British you twat

>Top 4 la and Kulto Kloppo as our manager la
>still shopping from southampton
>cant get the southampton player
>cant get anyone else
not just them, but every Snubier League BTFO this transfer season

>>76585374
>koeman
>british
quiet down mohammed, i thought you'd calm down now you can eat and drink again

>>76585374
How's that related to Everton?

>>76585400
>>76585403
he's saying you shouldn't be talking shit about ranieri when you are british

>>76585420
#notanargument

>>76585420
But how can he mock British managers if is worse?

Maybe penaldo will go to USA and set up a club like beckham. Maybe the Sioux City Tssuuuus.

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>>76585472
>japanese """""""""humour""""""""""

>>76584161
>He has a young son, twins on the way and is very settled. This is hardly the time to be moving.
A son that he teaches english to.
Two on the way from a mother that isn't his "girlfriend".
He spend years in Manchester, he could easily go back to his old ways.

Also, Real Madrid fans boo him, like 60% thinks he is not important for the team's success.
Spanish IRS going hard after him even though it's bullshit since they are claiming taxes for something with no connection to Spain.

EPL it's where the action is at the moment. Returning to ManU at the moment would allow him to reap the credits to MU recovering and league win.

Number 7 is available. Big plus. Ibra is going out, so they need another big name to sell t-shirts to white people.

>>76585501

>posting frogs

>>76585540
Ronaldo wants more CLs than Messi, he aren't getting than at an english club. he also only just signed a new deal last summer

>>76585549
it's the thinking man's posting style

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>>76585540
>MU recovering and league win.

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>>76583797
>Ronaldo Queer
What did they mean by this?

>>76583822
>morata
>an exposed pogba
>dier
Not particularly desu

>>76585039
>implying kante wasn't literally a god that season
>implying mahrez wasn't the best player in the world for a period of time

So how expensive is CR if Mbappe is 120€m?
Like 250€m?

>>76585501
It's probably a yank stationed there or and English teacher.

>>76585569
>Chelsea JF gloryhunter

wew.

>>76586008
Mbappe is 18 though, not 31. So Ronaldo is probably worth the same.

>>76585420
Why not? Ferguson is a better manager than everybody in the PL right now.

>>76585540
>A son that he teaches english to.
dude kids start learning english in 1st grade now

>>76586061
>right now
Best manager in English football history.

>Ronaldo leaving Real Madrid
does he want Messi to overtake him?

>>76586184
what if catalonia gains indepence and ronaldo joins barcelona

>>76586197
After that UK invades so Ronaldo plays in the PL again

>>76586184
Girona's the new best Catalan club

>>76586229
Why would we invade? Only time Spain and UK will ever fight is if they invade Gibraltar and the USA has a vested interest in UK controlling it.

>Japanese side Vissel Kobe are looking for 200 "enthusiastic applicants" to welcome their new signing, ex-Arsenal forward Lukas Podolski, on 6 July. (Club website - in Japanese)

Always knew he was a weeb.

>>76586898
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>Ghana striker Asamoah Gyan, 31, says that British tax laws were a factor in his decision to leave Sunderland in 2012. (Joy FM, via Newcastle Chronicle)

Translation:
>I'm a greedy bastard who wants more cash lol

Don't go to France, wew.

>>76586915
He's 32, he might as well. Excuse to learn Japanese. He should do well there. I wish FM would get Japan's league added.

what are some good non-capeshit mystery comics

>>76586930
>he might as well
Well, I get that, but still... I don't really like to see these (formerly?) world-class players playing in these shit leagues. It still breaks my heart to see Kaká playing in the MLS.

>>76586954
I know what you mean, but it's kinda cool in a way. Shows how they love the game. If other people can enjoy them, go for it. Until nations like USA are producing world class players, I doubt it'll change.

>>76583858

If you want Windass, then please take his son.

>>76584051
>United could spend £400m this summer and it wouldn't really affect them.
>Already £650m in debt
>Most in debt club in the world
>Mou won't leave in the middle of the season
>They won't bring some meme like Giggs in
>They won't get dumped out of the CL
>They won't do a Leeds

>>76584799
>Sometimes
>Any player plays well for 6 months
>Suddenly GOAT according to /sp/ and normies
>Sometimes

It's fucking constant. I seen someone talking about Januzaj's "potential" the other day. His fucking "potential" based off two goals he scored against Blunderland 4 fucking years ago. Sports are a meme now and it'll never change. Don't you know Jews are the reason we can't have nice things?

>>76586954
I quite like watching them 2bh

Even as old men they're the best on the pitch by far, can appreciate how naturally good they are seeing them dominate every game.

>>76587220
Doesn't he play for Rangers?

>>76587290
This. They're cool to watch because they dominate. How did Villa, Pirlo, Kaka and co do in USA?

>>76587290
dont watch (((our))) 'league'
even we dont.

>>76587312
Drogba is still scoring every other game over there at 40.

I know the MLS isn't great, but really

>>76587361
Neat.

Lads, what made you hate Liverpool so much? Was it Brendy's Liverpool?

>>76587397
because i regret supporting them

>>76587397
There's an air of odiousness around the whole club. It's not one thing, it's all of it.

>>76587361
>>76587381
Villa still scores on the reg and I remember Henry was berrying his dick in those MLS defences

>>76587397
>success in the prehistoric age
>scummiest fans bar millwall
>victim complex

everybody hates liverpool

>>76587425
Is Liverpool like England's Chicago?

>>76587397
liverpool fans smell like shit

>>76587397
There's enough pasta's about them that explain it. But if you really care; it's because their fans are largely scummy gloryhunters who think they're entitled to success because of refball and winning trophies decades ago. Their supporters use the Illsbreh incident as an excuse for everything; they blame anything that goes wrong as 'biased' against them 'just like Illsbreh'. They screech JFT96 when anybody calls them on their shit.

They're elitist, entitled, gloryhunting victim complex pricks. Not all of them, obviously. But those from Liverpool have that inbuilt in them, as their families pass on the INJUSTICE and GLORY to make people think that Liverpool are just having a hiccup in success.

Every club has scummy players and every club has scummy supporters. Liverpool just seems to have more than most. Chelsea also have scummy supporters. But Liverpool just have an airs of obnoxiousness.

I don't hate them, I don't hate Liverpool, I hate the kind of fans that seem to support them. RAWK is a perfect example.

>>76587439
More like Detroit if Detroit had white people as the majority. Then again, I dunno these days, Liverpool might be less than 50% white now.

>>76587422
Henry lost all his pace by then, but yeah he was still side footing into the bottom corner the same as he was almost two decades ago

>>76587450
>JFT96
Yeah, about this. When the fuck is this thing gonna go away? I mean, Jesus Christ, it was an awful tragedy, etc. etc., but it was 1989. They can't keep crying about it fucking 28 (twenty-eight) years later, that's just absurd. Even the Americans aren't as dramatic about 9/11 and that was a much bigger tragedy.

>>76587439
nothing really wrong with the city, just that scousers take their identity way too seriously with "scouse not english" and rubbish like that

>>76587520
funnels into that old hag who runs JFT96 committee and scouse mafia. why do you think they have that bogus transfer committee that refuses to sign anything but a budget or shit
its the reason why they dont allow the club to be successful, it would overshadow the disaster like juventus is able to. not only that, its a leftist city/club and being the victim or a sense of injustice is in their blood

James to Man U when?

Ronaldo in the Europa League, what a concept

>>76587439
Liverpool's a fantastic city

Only trouble really is that it's full of scousers

what's the word on the ronaldo to arsenal situation?

>>76587520
To be fair it's not so much about the tragedy but instead the cover-up and blame shifting by the police. If you read up on it it's a pretty messed up scandal.

Telling people on the other side of the country to boycott the Sun 28 years later and shit like that is ridiculous though.

>>76587614
Well, I'd support any decision to boycott The Sun, even if the thinking behind it is nonsense.

I dunno, even it's mostly because of the scandal surrounding the tragedy -- which I was aware of, but it always seemed to me like that was a part of the outrage, not its focus -- I just think it's pathetic that they keep falling back on it as an emotional crutch for when their team fails (again) twenty-fucking-eight years later.

>>76587520
It won't. They honestly believe there is a conspiracy that started in the 80's to stop them being successful. There is also Scouse Mafia, reportedly bullied Gerrard into staying at the club; some even claim bullied him into fucking his own daughters to have evidence against him. But that's a meme based on a couple of pictures online of him doing dodgy shit with his daughters.

It is never going away, many believe the FA and Justice system purposefully gave in and said it was the polices fault to stop them moaning. But it's just caused them to have their moaning justified. They stabbed up and damaged a stadium in 1986; this lead to the UK being banned from Europe competitions. They literally had previous; we knew they were scum for decades. But Illsbreh, which was a mixture of peoples fault, justified everything and made people believe they were being targeted.

>>76587614
Actually, there wasn't a coverup, simply details that were not seen. Illsbreh was a tragic incident.. however it was a mixture of peoples fault. Not just the police, lad.

>>76587610
It won't happen. What a retarded situation. Fans will say loads of shit. I'd love him to sign for Arsenal, but it won't happen. I'd love him to sign for Oxford United, it won't happen. So, the word is 'fans say things'. That's it. Wenger is never going to sign anybody of note.

t. Semi-Arsenal fan

>>76587642
>however it was a mixture of peoples fault.

I'm aware, and that's how it should have been treated in the first place. The efforts the government and police went to to clear themselves of any responsibility were dodgy as fuck though.

>>76587670
I think it was simply the police on duty withheld information from the commanding officer in their reports. They presented what they had. It was only with pressure did they change what they said.

Yes, it was dodgy. But if somebody tells you 2 + 2 is 5 and in fact it's 4, but you can't tell without certain information.

It's a clusterfuck and it doesn't change shit. But Liverpool fans are scummy over the whole event and use it as smug and so on.

>>76587698
>But Liverpool fans are scummy over the whole event and use it as smug and so on

Yet they're happy to sing about Munich at Old Trafford

>>76587711
YOU USED TO SING MUNICH BUT NOT ANY MORE
SINCE 96 SCOUSERS LAY DEAD ON THE FLOOR

That's the appropriate response to that.

>>76587711
JUST BANTER LA'!

JFT96!

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

>>96

>>76587760
>Imagine being born in Liverpool

Top myself desu.

>Imagine not being born in Liverpool, but in UK, and STILL choosing to follow Liverpool

Kill my family for failing to get me to support the local side THEN myself.

>Imagine not only not being born in Liverpool, but not even being born in England, or even the UK. But literally being born in another country, a country which hates the UK, and out of all the clubs in UK and the world, you decide to support Liverpool

Literal mental retardation. I can accept people from around the world following United or a London team, but not fucking Liverpool. Utterly irrelevant as a club. Even their own sponsor takes the piss out of them.

Thank God nobody is that stupid though, huh? They'd be ridiculed like they should. Only way to fix the problem would be to kill themselves.

>>76587804
>be Liverpool
>Finish 6th, 8th, 4th after the 'book worthy season' aka 'Dared to Dream' where we somehow failed to win the Title with the words best striker in our team and refball
>Blame this results on everything from the selling of Suarez to it 'not beings Klopp's team'
>Barely scrape Top 4, nearly falling foul on an Arsenal team with so many injuries and suspensions they could field a team on their own
>Claim this as some pinnacle of achievement
>But you dismiss this as a 'sign Klut Kloppo' is finally come good
>You delude yourself into not only thinking you have top players in every area that 'would be competing for positions' with any potential new signings, but also with the belief that people want to go to Liverpool in the first place.
>Start spouting the usual crap about how with a few signings you'll be challenging for trophies (trophies you've not won for over 5 years)
>Start spouting that you'll be challenging the big clubs; Chelsea, City and United, for potential signings.
>Start spouting this all the while ignoring that you only managed Top 4 because you didn't have Europa League, let alone Champions League, football. On top of crashing out of all domestic cups, while only finishing ahead of a team that not only won a trophy but also had CL commitments
>But you ignore this, you just grin and pretend that this is the renaissance of Liverpool Football Club, you pretend this is the start of the new Golden Age and you pretend this is nothing more than a fluke due to external variables and the genuine improvement of teams like Spurs

Being a Liverpool fan is like being a straitjacketed pyscho in a Mental Asylum. You scream and shout and crash about, claiming this is it, this is the end of all those years of hurt. But all you're doing is pissing off the doctors and the poor mentally sound fans who have to walk past your window on the way to the stadium.

Baffling.

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>>76587760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8dM_pZC7M

>lose 3-0 to West Brom

Why are people saying Ronaldo's demands are to do with wanting a bigger contract from Halal?

He just signed a new contract a few months ago and unless the only thing he wants is them to pay off his fine, it doesn't make sense for him to react this way because of a contract. He seems upset with the disrespect he gets from the club and its fans. The fans don't like him and never will despite him being arguably their greatest player. The club tries to distance itself from him because of the tax thing.

Ronaldo cares a lot about his brand and money, and the way he's being treated in Spain throughout this ordeal makes sense him for him to want out. He is still loved by Manchester United supporters and will be loved even more if he went back.

I think he will remain at the end of the day because it's Madrid and they're winning titles, but I don't think this is the standard salary bump like previous years.

>>76587830
>you can only trust yourselves, no-one else. trust the supporters because they're the best, and trust your family at home

every fucking time

>>76587843
nigga how do you think they're gonna pay his fine

You can't just hand a player cash or settle his debts for him

A contract with a 15m signing on fee would cover it

>>76587881
Yes? I know it would require a new contract for that purpose. I'm saying I don't think it's just for a salary bump. Like I said, I don't think he's leaving.

>>76587830
that wasn't very inspirationl

David De Gea is reportedly house-hunting in Real Madrid.

Spanish publication Diario Gol suggest the Manchester United goalkeeper is looking for a move to the capital.

They also claim AC Milan goalkeeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma has been offered to United with his agent Mino Raiola having a strong relationship with the Red Devils.

>>76588099
>house-hunting in Real Madrid.

huh

>>76587397
victim complex and delusional fans.
but desu i hate every english team bar grimsby

>>76588117
Yes, he will rent a room at santiago bernabeu.

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they cant keep getting away with their bullshit stories.

Ronaldo signed his new contract yet?

>>76588099
>Diaro Gol

>>76588121
Then why the fuck are you here you utter mong?

>m-muh Italy, Spanish, German and French leagues

Uh-huh. Least I know what new flag to filter.

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>>76588158
>ywn work for the metro making up shite every day

>The Cristiano Ronaldo move to Manchester United is possible, but only if Florentino Perez succesfully have a deal with Dybala, Neymar or Sterling.

this thread moves so slow everybody will notice I like /trans/

>>76586915
Much better than going to China or the USA imho, at least it's not 100% for the money.

>>76588579
>Sterling
Shit this is more funny than it should be

Marotta officially said to Gazzetta that he will try getting Donnarumma
Milanfags on suicide watch

>>76588768
I am going to enjoy the impotent Milan tears.

>>76588768
donnaruma is going to stay benched for a year without training
nobody will remember him next year

>>76584190
>Arsenal are set to try to beat Everton to sign AC Milan forward M'Baye Niang, 22, who was on loan at Watford last season.(Hertfordshire Mercury)
Lol go for it Arse.

>>76588805
>without training
Milan can't do that. They can bench him, but if being benched at 18 means that no one will remember you, well. no one would be remembered.

>>76588812
It's total bullshit. I'm 100% convinced it's false report to boost the price of Niang

>Oh hey Everton, you rike? Arse is trying to buying him, so you better cough up :^)

Top kek.

>>76588823
>Milan can't do that.
why not? who's stopping them
also do you think if donnarumma steps inside the san siro the milan ultras will throw shit at him?

>>76588838
>who's stopping them
The law, see Pandev vs Lazio.

> do you think if donnarumma steps inside the san siro the milan ultras will throw shit at him?
Of course.

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>Ronaldo destroying teams like FK Mlada Boleslav and Zbrojovka Brno

cumming

>>76588827
That's true. I don't believe Arsenal want Niang but if it's true then that's good. €18m bid from Everton is already good enough, imagine getting €25m for Niang.

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>>76588579
they're not even fucking trying

>>76588861
I mean he's young, but I don't see Wonga spending £18m or whatever on a guy who got 2 goals and 2 assists in 18 games. Sure it was >Watford supplying him, but Arse have plenty of other fringe players worth playing. There are a few youth players I like at Arse, so there is zero need for them to fork out on such a player.

I really hate all the rumours for Arse. They're never ever ever ever true.

>>76588827
If this is what actually happens why is it not legislated against

Any other industry it would be straight up market manipulation of millions and you'd be locked up for a decade

>Cristiano "The Innocent" Ronaldo CR7 wants to leave Real Mad
>According to Marca, the club would like to get ca. €400m out of him
Sounds pretty darn silly.

my cousin is the friend of one of florentino perez cousins and he told me cristiano was leaving to psg for 200 million euros

>>76588936
Because all they do is have an agent or something "in the know" go to a newspaper "I am in contact with a close source who says that Arsenal are interested in Niang". Boom, Everton will raise their price or Milan will demand more.

It's not illegal because no specific person spread the report. Ever notice how it goes 'a source close to the club' or 'a source in contact with the club' or whatever says this shit? If agents can do it then anonymous fags can.

>>76588849
>tfw Pandev is still playing decently in Genoa
truly the most patrician Serie a player of the last decade.

>>76589038
Then the journalist should be held responsible.
I mean, reading the wiki page on Market manipulation it really sounds like what clubs do is illegal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_manipulation

Unless this doesn't apply to football because it's different from the "normal" market.

>>76589057
>Pandev is still playing decently
that's an overstatement, dude scored the first goal IN THREE YEARS just a couple of months ago

>>76589086
oh well, I still love him

Just woke up, don't know where I am. What's up /trans/?

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what the..

is it possible to be so drunk you shit yourself?

>>76589038
>It's not illegal

It is. Some clubs are publicly traded, including Arsenal, and those kind of media reports can directly influence share value.

UEFA and the FAs should clamp down on this shit. Clubs should officially deny any bullshit rumours so associations can find the source through papers or whatever and agents are actually held accountable for what they say. Like I said this kind of thing is heavily scrutinised in the corporate world so why not football clubs.

*dabs*

>>76589185
yes, especially when you're drinking red wine, that shit is an 'accident' waiting to happen

trust me on this

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/16/antonio-conte-chelsea-frustrated-transfers-board-signings

SNUBBED

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Is Squires elite?

>wake up
>Ronaldo's still at Madrid
Expect this for the rest of the window

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>wake up
>Alex Maxim's still at Stuttgart
Expect this for the rest of the window

Ronaldo recently re-signed with RM. I read the contract stipulated a $1.1 billion early-termination fee. WTF.

>>76589718
wtf are you frank deboer?

>uSHITEd
Lmao

>>76589718
Ronaldo is angry with his people because the tax fraud thing. To evade responsabilities Mendes is pushing Real to pay the fine filtering to 'A Bola' that CR7 wants to leave. Thats all.

>wake up
>still alone
Expect this for the rest of the window

>wake up
>it's 6pm
Expect this for the rest of the window

What's on the agenda today, /trans/?

>>76589817
In countries that matter it's 9:37am.

>>76589817
>>76589797
>>76589663
>>76589527
Terrible forced meme.

>>76589404
I'm sure you're Squires. Just shilling your terrible comic.

>this autist who thinks he's billy big bollocks

>>76589877
here it's actually 4:38 am :)

Alex Sandro to Yokohama when? Also requesting pic of smug Alex Sandro.

>>76589851
Probably getting depressed over how I can't learn genetics.

>>76589907
Never, Juve said they rejected a huge Chelsea bid.

>>76589913
>he's in uni
>he has a future
>he'll get laid (if not already)
>he'll have a job
>he'll have a house
>he'll have disposable income
>he'll have a gf
>he'll then get a wife
>he'll then have a family
>he's depressed he can't learn one thing

Yeah. Feel real sorry for you mate.

>>76589907
Why would he go there? Why are you talking bout Japan? You Japanese? Also, gib back Burma plz. China doesn't love you like we do.

time for a bath

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>>76589939
Senpai it's me, do you think I'll have a gf or a family?

>>76589913
>Never, Juve said they rejected a huge Chelsea bid.
But the absolutely credible rumours of this day specifically state that Juventus will let him move if he asks for it.

Hmm Confed Cup starting today

>>76589913
You can do it, famrade.

>>76589913
The wording of the statement sounded like the bid was enough for them to consider it. Should happen if the player wants to move. >>76589939
Ok, but no miscegenation, we don't want British genetics.

>>76589971
Why not LRL? Job + Money = Good.

>>76590015
Who's tonight and when is the first game?

>>76590074
russia vs new zealand in 6 bongs

>>76590074
>>76590015
>russia - new zealand
The elite of football.

>>76583797
>Marseille are trying to sign full-back Bacary Sagna, 34, who is a free agent after being released by Manchester City. (Daily Mirror)

We keep signing pensioners and can't train kids for shit, while our neighbors keep getting the best kids in Europe.

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Who is his soccer counterpart?

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>>76590094
>>76590102

Just signed up for the gym for the first time, pretty nervous desu

I have no idea what I'm doing

>>76590438
Aren't you get an instructor in the packet?

>>76590438
you gonna make it lad

>>76590438
get 2 barbells, lie down on a bench with one in each hand and lift them from the ground to each othera few times to show the gym people this isnt the first time youre gymming

>>76588768
>implying they are going to sell to them
>implying they can match the wages Real/United or even Milan offered

>>76590438
why didn't you pick another sport?

>>76590965
*slips*

>>76590965
>bestpremiershipXI
>pic unrelated

>>76590965
even for a troll post, rob jones is seriously pushing it

>>76590965
>Reina
>Jones
>Barnes
>Gerrard
>Fowler
wew

>>76589939
>going to uni fixes your autism
wew lad

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>>76590995
Would have been the all-time GOAT at right back if not for injuries. Forced to retire at 27.

>>76591003
>greentexting Gerrard, Barnes and Fowler

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Morning lads

>>76591059what am i looking at here?

>>76591059
I'd like to put my sausage in her warm place if you possibly understand the implication I'm trying to convey here.

>>76591070
it seems to be a tweet made by lindelof's gf
the joke is that she told him to defrost a sausage and he took it outside
not really high tier humour

>>76591059
>perfectly equipped to defrost sausages
>ask man to do it for her
women.. sigh

>Tottenham want to offload Kevin Wimmer but are holding out for £20m transfer fee

>Wimmer, 24, has made just 13 Premier League starts for Spurs after a £4.3m move from German side Cologne two years ago.

Football is officially dead.

>>76591133
>My player worth 80 millions!
You can make claim but still nobody seriously bid. Looks at '60m players' deal fell everyday.

>all these nerds who haven never sex or ever even kissed, yet here I am having casual sex with my insane hot, rich roommate

he has a sweet ass btw

>>76591204
cringe

>>76591204
And I'm Javi Martinez, phoneposting in a taxi from John Lennon Airport

>>76591204
didnt read lmoa

>>76590068
>no miscegenation

Don't you mean "please make miscegenation"? Since that's interbreeding based on racial type. Not having it would mean we could fuck you. Also

>don't want to breed with the High Score Empire

Wew. We're the only people to have successfully genocide an entire race. You guys have been trying to genocide each other ever since we left.

>>76591133
Levy is a fucking Jew, what do you expect?

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>>76591133
>£20m for Wimmer

>>76591204
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>76591204
Does he know your a fag?

Why would anybody want to move to United? I mean just look at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTX-s5eGtLw

>>76591274
some teams teach you tactics
other teams teach you the importance of teamwork
but united? they teach you something more importanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UugS9l6QvI

>>76591274
Yeah, the buildings and weather look dreadful.

Fucks sake, just had to shell out 60 quid to get back in my flat

Only went and forgot the bloody keys didnt I

...slow news day, huh.

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Would you?

>>76591826
For u

>>76591831
no 2bh

>penaldo fans troll messi for years because taxes
>penaldo scams 15 million
>gets caught
>not is leaving spain
LOL!

>>76591524
Spastic.

Season tickets sold for 2017-18 season:

Leeds United - 15,000
Bradford City - 18,600

one team were the best team in the country for a decade
the other have never achieved anything

>tfw United were 1 game away from starting their financial collapse
thanks Ajax

>>76587220
Fucking snake, he could have been sold to Arsenal for a million but he waited for his contract to end

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>>76591893

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>>76591893

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>Liverpool to offer 50mil for Gelson Martins

Would you kindly fuck off?

>>76591978
Who

>>76591892
prices?

>>76591986
The one that will surpass Tsunaldo

>>76591831
This explains a lot. When Ozil goes missing on the pitch he is actually leading a double life as a woman.

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>>76591893
>thanks John Guidetti

Fixed.

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>>76592033
Many such cases. Sad.

>>76592078
WOULD

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>>76592099
A special one for texas.

>>76591255
Not sure if you are trying to ruse me, that makes no sense to me, Law banning miscegenation> no interbreeding isnt it. I didnt say "pls no miscegenation law".
> british genetics
Just a bit of friendly banter innit me matey? I actually don't care, I will actually invite you to come marry a girl at one of the many goat farms.

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>>76583797
COMING
>HOME
LADS

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>>76591866

>Michael Emenalo was awarded his coaching badges* yesterday after completing the 18-month UEFA Pro License course.
Getting worried now

>>76592117
also would

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Not really his sister. Just how eriksen looked back at ajax.

>>76591893

As a customer I felt pretty compensated when we won that final.

>>76583822

Why would you bench Ronaldo?

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Leave the premier league to me

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>>76592178

His sister is cute would bang.

>milan is thinking about selling every player with raiola
LITERALLY S E E T H I NG

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>>76591133
20
FUCKING
MILLION

The only Austrian CBs worth their shit are Luki Spendlhofer and Martin Hinteregger, everyone else is a total meme

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SISLOVESME makes this happen!

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r8 my gf lads

>>76592604
I would do everything in my power to avoid that cunt if I had a say in a big football club. Truly the cancer of football right now.

>>76592701
>white toenails

solid 7

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP/10

>>76592688
>he doesn't rate Prödlel

>>76592701
Too much ass

>>76592701
Pretty revolting desu

>>76592717
Honestly this, they are doing right. They should have done it before, and forced Donnarumma to replace him, but it's too easy now to talk.

>>76592688
Is Wimmer that bad or is he just not playing enough?

>>76592717
>selling bonaventura and abate because youre a petty fuck
k dude

>>76592722
GOOD lad

>>76592742
>>76592744
Gay lads

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>>76583863
>tfw I have a job
>tfw I read political theory and watch pure kino in my spare time
>tfw have a date tomorrow
>tfw she has DDs
>tfw won 30bux on my paddypower account this week
>tfw renewed gym membership

makin' it, brehs

>>76592766
I'd let Abate go for free even if Raiola weren't his agent desu.
Bonaventura is another story though.

Raiola should hurry and offer his services at a nice cost to Conti and Biglia asap just to piss Milan off.

>>76592763
he was very solid at koln

>>76592763
I'm just memeing, but the guy has less than 20 premiership games in 2 years and Poch would rather play his holding midfielder at CB than him.

Another good player ruined by chasing the money 2bh

>>76583858
>Windass

It's a toss-up between him and Larry Brrraaaaappp

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>>76585039
>Everton
>Winning Trophies
Pick One

>>76592763
Potential to be good, yes. But he's not shown in in some time.

>>76592787
What films are we talking about here, la?

>These nu mods
Can see why spee died

Rod Hull and Emu >>>> Keith Harris and Orville

>>76591053
kek Barnes stop playing in 89 including him in prem XI is autism

Transfers when

>>76592810
>>76592812
>>76592900
Think it wouldn't make sense to sell him off to get more cover that would be unsettled.

Vertonghen is getting older and he's a decent cover for him at LCB, especially if Pocho still wants to play 3 at the back.

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>>76592900
Kubrick, Lynch, Charlie Kaufman, Zach Snyder, Harmony Korine, James Gunn, Ridley Scott, Joss Whedon, Sam Raimi

Only the best cinéma

>>76591274
>thinking players wont live in gated mansions and manned high rises in the city centre

>>76592958
Are you sure you're not thinking of another black lad?

>>76592992
>manchester
>high rises
everyone lives in chester

>>76592976
>that belly button