/GranateGenerali/

hello

>>76568475
yo waddup>

>>76568508
preparing myself for bedtime. and you?

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>>76568538
doing some homework, what did you did today?

>>76568585
Nothing major. Read a book, spent some time outside etc. Today was a public holiday, so there aren't a lot things you can do.

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>>76568679
sounds like a comfy day. which book, bud?

wena /bundes/

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How does this image make you feel?

>>76568729
I started some philosophy book.

>>76568774
happy for him

>>76568791
which one m8?

>>76568759
tal vez ayayayayay

>>76568835
What Are We?: A Study in Personal Ontology / Eric T. Olson

>>76568774
Hope he gets enough playing time under Basz.

>>76568918
>What Are We?: A Study in Personal Ontology
quick look shows it to be about identity. not something that really interests me, but to each his own

>>76569010
yes

>>76569010
So how was your day? Do you think that we see Buyern signing a granate this transfer window?

Is June the most comfy months of the year?
Mostly good weather
days are getting longer and longer/can spent most of the day outside
Has probably the highest density of public holidays/long weekends

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>>76569277
it was rather productive. Had an early workout, went to uni to study for a bit and applied for a job. Have an exam on monday and am not too confident. I do not think there will be a granate desu . dude from Lyon will probably be the biggest signing. if anyone is it'll be sanchez tho. th-thanks for asking

>>76569375
christmas time, then october/novermber my dude

>>76569375
*comfy month

>>76569436
>christmas time
yes maybe.
>october/novermber
too cold and wet, without anyone being in the christmas mood

good night

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shouldve taken a holiday for that brückentag tomorrow desu

>>76569515
Here it rains not that often in these months. Just a cozy 50-60 degrees, footy and other sports on all the time. Trees are brown. Cozy af
>>76569543
G'night

>>76569601
>brückentag
¿Was ist das?

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>>76569601
iktf

>>76569622
where do you live?

>>76569702
Where Ana ivaovic does

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>>76569622
>trees are brown
i meant leaves turn brown

>>76569718
chicago? I thought it's cold as fuck there in winter?

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>>76569679

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>>76569758
our winter 'starts' in late november. January and Feburary are the coldest/worst months.

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>>76569782
i am certain it would have been easier to type that out, thanks tho

>>76569814
eh was actually looking if there's an english word for that

>>76569845
Ok

save rave

going to work now, see you on sunday

+++BREAKING+++

2nd bid for Carrasco from Bayern.
4,5 Million + Fabian Benko.

Great deal. How do they keep getting away with it?

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

According to BILD:
- Bayern still in for Veratti
- PSG wants 65m, Bayern willing to pay 45m
- offered wage also not close to what Veratti demands

>>76574013

Looks like Bayern wants to force a move later.
It would come as a surprise if Barcelona or someone else actually would pay a decent sum.
At least Bayern tried.

sanchez when

>>76573702
gud morneen

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>>76574152
>sanchez

Cheeky 10 Million bid confirmed.

People can't stop complaining about Bayern, can they?
Either they are just buying everyone out and that is soooo mean, or they are not willing to spend enough and that is sooooo stupid.

But le Wurst-Uli and Rolex-Kalle mems are sooooo funny.
kek
Kek
KEK
AHAHAHAHAH
>Buyern
Ahahahahahaaaaah

Calm down Alois

>>76574184
>le playing to have the dumb and not to know what's up

Once again, long story cut short for the short attenition span of customers.

>big transfers from non-german European top clubs to Buyern: GOOD
>transfers from other german clubs to Buyern: BAD

>People can't stop complaining about Bayern

We complained for years. now we are a step further and just making fun of their bullshit.

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>mfw the Granate turns out to be Özil

>signing Arsenal players is a big deal

I shiggy diggy hope you Germans don't seriously think this.

Ozil and Alexis aren't good enough players to be at top clubs. They are both extremely flawed and those flaws are much more likely exposed at a bigger club.

t. Arsenal fan

>>76568774
APOLOGIZE

>>76574453
>pls don't sign our good players big strong germans bls

>>76574184
they mostly buy young bundes players and ruin them while spending 10% of what english or spanish clubs would spend. then again I don't really care because they're not going to win a CL any time soon with their transfer policy and that's the only thing the customers care about kek.

RONALDO WANTS TO LEAVE REAL MADRID


The Granate of all Granaten is coming, I can feel it

>>76574555
Uli with the Knast connections promised him a nice comfy cell in München. Fucking genius.

Gooooooood evening /granate/

Redpill me on Renata Sanches

>>76574535

>implying this doesn't apply to every club down to the Regionalliga

>>76574801
other clubs don't complain that the league is too weak lmao

Renato, Renato, please turn into a Granato

>>76568774
I get a massive boner. For the hot fotographer chick and the thoughts of victory.

>>76574664
more like Grenato Sanches
haha

>>76574801
>implying this implications is relevant for anyone else but the champion

How much money does Verratti want anyway?
Bayern simply can't just fuck over their entire wage bill for one player. Once you do that, there's no way bacl and suddenly players like Thiago and Lewanfraudski will want double what they currently get.

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>>76574919
DELET

>>76574852
Maybe they could ask Leipzig what they did to >Upamecano to make him not shit.

>>76574571
ello

>Der VfL Wolfsburg hat einen neuen Rechtsverteidiger. Der Bundesligist verpflichtete am Donnerstag den 22 Jahre alten Brasilianer William. Der Olympiasieger kommt vom SC Internacional Porto Alegre nach Wolfsburg und erhält nach VfL-Angaben einen Vertrag bis 2022. Zur Ablösesumme machte der Werksklub keine Angaben, brasilianischen Medienberichten zufolge soll sie bei rund vier Millionen Euro liegen. William kann auch auf der rechten Außenbahn im Mittelfeld spielen

>>76574919
Lewanpoopski wants to leave if no world class players arrive and he wants to leave if world class players arrive and earn more money than he does

>>76574976
Maybe they should just sell him and get a better striker then.
>Le waste chances man

>>76575002
Lewandowski is a one of the Top5 strikers worldwide and there aren't any better strikers available.

Buy Carrasco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7oOc7rW3Mw

What happened to Alaba?

>>76575016
If you say so.
Swapping Mandzukic for Lewandowski was a terrible idea.

>>76575002
Obviously not his fault, his team mates are to blame for it.

Man I still don't know why so many people pretend that bad mouth is a storybook professional. Just because he couldn't whine himself out of a valid contract and had to play another season at Dortmund under a hefty raise.

>>76575058

He wasted so many chances and then, in the end, blamed his teammates. Honestly, I think he could fuck off if he wants to leave.
Cash in 80-100 Million and we're fine.

>we

>>76575114

/lifelong/ here.
I was born very close to Munich as well. Maybe 650 km

>>76575147
Prove it. How many merchandise articles of the FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN™ do you own?

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Which team has the biggest dick average?

Soon it'll be Frankfurt since they hired the first ever female scout in the /bundes/ (this is nlt/bundes, move along!).

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>>76575206
Helena Costa should've become the first female coach in professional football. She hired at a french second division team but resolved her contract before the first game.

Some say tanned frenchmen made indecent jokes and propasals.

>>76574976
don't worry, he only wanted to go to Bayern and always slept in Bayern pyjamas as a kid, also he's a true professional :^)

>>76575002

Aubameyang is literally better right now. Lewandowski is great at holding the ball, but he wastes chances like no tomorrow.

Costa to Juve almost done - €40m fee

>>76575598
you should rewatch the Benfica - Dortmund matches if you want to see wasted chances

>>76575752

You should watch any game of Lewandowski's ever for continually wasting chances.

>>76575766
>missed penalties by Lewandowski this season
0

>missed penalties by Aubameyang this season
3

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Can some photoshop wizzard pls make this with Süle, Rudy, Gnabry and Tolisso?

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>me trying to keep track of all of Uli's granaten signings

>>76575855

31 at 3rd place team
30 at 1st place team

>>76576136
Oh come on, you're just pathetic at this point. Aubameyang wasted way more chances than Lewandowski last season.

>>76576136

30 out of a total 89 goals
31 out of a total 72 goals

Still no GRANATE??

>you now remember Marco Kurz
now that is the kind of meme coach Leverkusen or Schalke should have taken

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>>76576177
>wasted more chances means had more chances

Which mental gymnastics are gonna explain now why the """best team""" couldn't provide their striker the most chances even though they scored more goals?

>>76574874

of course it is stupid kraut
big teams buy from small teams

I have something Kurz in my pants for you

>Buyern invested over 90m in new players already
>still nobody to replace Ribery

>>76576177
kek no, not even close

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Draw for the English League Cup featured Charlton Athletic teice

>>76576944
'Graphic of the draw for the English League Cup featured Charlton Athletic twice
https://twitter.com/Carabao_Cup/status/875687583115857920
https://twitter.com/Carabao_Cup/status/875686189407379457

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Benaglio to Monaco is Fix

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>>76575598
>obama is literally better
>>76576401
Haha small penis xddddd

>>76577116
what even is the point of Wolfsburgo anymore

----------------- Aubameyang
Dembele -------- >Götze --------- Pulisic
---------------- Dahoud -- Weigl
Guerreiro -- Toprak -- Sokratis -- Piszczek
------------------------- Bürki

can they, dare I say it, qualify for CL again next season?

>>76577180
Never noticed how turkish dortmund arre

>>76577194
they signed Dahoud and Toprak this summer

>>76577180
Need more American young guns tßh

>>76577180
the 65m they spent on Schürrle, Philipp and Rode were really worth it

>>76577147
>aging bench man on huge wages leaves
>bad

Benaglio was the last remaining squad member from the Championship season.

imagine spending your career at a club with no fans

Breaking: Bayern interested in Cristiano Ronaldo, Uli with a cheeky 12 milion + Juan Bernat offer incoming

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>>76577370
Can confirm the offer was for 12 million Zimbabwe dollars and not 12 million euro.

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76575743
how has no one made fun of Juve yet?

>>76577180
>Toprak over Marc "man of my dreams" Bartra
Ummh try again sweety

can someone merge a photo of Uli and a Sparschwein?

>>76577350
Who needs fans if you can live in a vibrant cultural metropolis like Wolfsburg

>>76577432
it would just end up looking like a weird Uli

>>76577439
pretty sure most players don't even live in wolfsburg, but in the cultural hotpot that is hanover

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>>76568368
>GranateGenerali

----------------- Isak
Mor -------- Dembele --------- Pulisic
---------------- Dahoud -- Weigl
Guerreiro -- Ginter -- Merino -- Passlack
------------------------- Pulisic

>>76577462
Wolfsburg can't be *that* bad

Why do Handworkers always listen to the worst Unterschichtenradio at full blast

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>>76577462
How pathetic does your life have to be to consider Hannover your cultural hotspot?

>>76577478
>Ginter still playing

>>76577486
wolfsburg literally is a factory, one of those west-german pedestrian zones from the 60s/70s and then lots of houses from the 30s

>>76577502
next Hummels, la

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>mfw the Granate turns out to be Xhaka

>classistmark
ugh

>>76577501
you'd have to ask a wolfsburger

There are two important location factors for a comfy life in 2017:
>fast internet
>no arabs

There are as many intelligent Handworkers as there are in most other professions, so why don't they listen to proper radio while working

>>76577497
>*fails math*
brainlets acting sophisticated lamo

>>76577497
You think that's bad? Last summer I had Polish workers across the street and after a week I started saying Kurwa myself...

>>76577469
Bring back moderately fat kerber

i had this bulgarian builder doing my bathroom two years ago who'd always stay 10 minutes late to pet my cat

------------------------Pavlenka?
Augustinsson--Moisander--Sané--Bauer
Kainz? -Delaney - Junuzovic - Gondorf - Bartels
-------------------------Kruse

Could "we" qualify for Euro Cup if "we" buy 1 or 2 wingers and no one gets injured?

>>76577519
Taulant Xhaka

>>76577582
Kruse is leaving. Also you're team is backwards

>>76577530
>tfw when failing on both

is this why life is pain?

>>76577630
Because you're türk

>>76577630
no but it helps

>>76577582
>Gondorf

Would rather train Eggestein in a more offensive role 2bh. Also really shows just how integral BBQ-table was for that team.

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WELT: Was die Transferoffensive der Bayern betrifft, sprechen Experten nach den Transfers von Süle, Rudy und Gnabry bislang von „Granätchen“ statt von „Granaten“.

Kehl: Ich glaube, da wird noch etwas kommen.


G-guys

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>>76577664
WELTMEISTER CONFIRMED

>>76577596
When Kruse joined Bremen he had offers from turkish and english clubs that offered him 40% higher wages than Bremen ever could, he still chose to join them.
Jogi is currently thinking about calling him up for the national team so changing clubs would be literally retarded at this point in time.
Also: there are no offers and he never implied that he wants to leave
So what should I believe? My superior Arier logic or your uninformed monster truck ameriland misperceptions?

>>76577576
>moderately fat

käk

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@HSV Unser Hamburger Jung Jann-Fiete Arp verlängert!
Der Vertrag des 17-Jährigen,der seit der U11 für unsere Rothosen spielt,läuft bis 2019.

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>>76577664
WELTMEISTER
CONFIRMED

Joke incoming:
Bayern wins the Champions league

LOL

>>76577684
You should believe me. I am smarter than u u big dummy.

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>>76577664
WELTMEISTER CONFIRMED

>>76577711
GRANATE

Sid Lowe's La Liga season review is out:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/jun/16/the-sids-2017-complete-review-2016-17-la-liga-season?CMP=share_btn_tw

Always worth a read, even/especially if it's the only La Liga content you consume all season.

>>76577762
Yes

>>76577762
kek Granate memes never fail

>>76577743
Lel
>>76577753
>guardian
Kys shitmark

>>76577753
yes thank you and what a great season it was

>>76577781
>>76577814

why are there two burgers ITT. I don't feel compfortable because of this.

pretty sure its the same guy

it's not. would never say something nice to danes

pretty sure you are shizo

>>76577843
this type of samefagging would be unironically krautist tier

>>76577909
I agree. My autism has yet to reach this level.

my fucking german teacher made fun of me for saying "wie geht es dir" means "how's it going" instead "how are you"

why the fuck do they teach german to rote-learning pajeets anyway

>>76577893

>>76577678
>>76577726
>>76577742
good memeing lads

>>76577962
>learning a language that will be replaced by Arabic within 60 years

>>76577988
arabic and persian have been official languages of india for centuries, I can learn them anytime I want

>>76577988
>speaking a language that will be replaced by Ebonics within 60 years

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Karim Rekik from L'OM to BSC

>>76578032
Not Ebonics, Spanish

>>76578039
he looks like a morph of Pepe and Buffon

>>76578049
mexican spanish is fucked up desu

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>>76577988

>>76578062
kek

>>76578100
shit tier reply desu

>>76578039
>you now remember Michael Preetz daughter

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>>76578144
better?

>>76578237
>Germans being stingy
Cringe. Color me surprised.

>>76578202
No I don't. What happened? I

>>76578237
doesn't really make sense either

>>76578202
>you now remember Mirko Slomka's daughter

>>76578297
Almost forgot about this maymay

I like your pictures friend

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>>76578293
here is a last one because you really seem to enjoy these

Kahn is ded

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F

>>76578714
Rip in piece big guy

going for a run now

ugh...

also fuck Kohl

Going for a run too

kohl war ganz in ordnung aber das mit der wiedervereinigung war voll daneben

the EU was a mistake and so was Kohl

>>76578874

Dies uezs.

>>76578874
wrong

kohl was a piece of shit but the wiedervereinigung was the only good thing he did but of course it was managed terribly because he was a piece of shit. compared to ferkel he was a saint tho

>>76579055
agreed

goodbye /bundes/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WneazlZyk

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>>76578874
>hurrdurr we're better off without Mitteldeutschland

Fuck off with your D&C shit

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>the Ronnys took my bait

>>76579121
Really cute picture... have any more?

>>76579121
>no spürdö gaddo

shit meme/10

>>76579161
he wins and leaves the price money in a taxi again

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>>76579121
>>76579146
>>76579165

>>76578930

> dies
> uezs

People ironically or unironically using internet acronyms and expressions in german should be removed from the internet.

>>76578714
Good fucking riddance.

>>76579161
Which event is that?

>WSOP still exists

>>76579161
>>76579822
2-7 triple draw
>42 Daniel Negreanu CA $2,399
fucking scrub

>>76579796
dies uezs

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>>76579857
>watched Negreanu's youtube channel
>He is a SJW and hipster

jesus christ

>>76579121
you planning to sperg and dump your trap folder again?

>>76578039
I thought he was a Man C player? They must have sold him on the quiet.

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Saw this bad boy parked and had to take a photo

>>76579796
Wat is uezs?

>>76577988
>60 years
bit optimistic there

>>76579121
it's ok Güven

>>76580719
>uezs
desu

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>>76580735
What did you mean by this? Optimism was nonexistent in my post

>>76579197
as long there is no new vid of him jerking off

>>76580823
Post it

>>76579796
jenes ützli

>>76580763
I think it happens earlier. When I walk around my cities it seems it will happen earlier.

you barely hear german in the ruhrpott

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>>76580277
bintpol is an established /bundes/ meme, don't be so fucking assblasted

>>76581004
>don't be so fucking assblasted
coming from the unironic homo

>>76579796
I agree desu. Nothing more cringeworthy seeing /bintpol/ retards spewing their autism

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>Wildert der FC Bayern weiter bei der TSG 1899 Hoffenheim? Wie „Sportske Novosti“ berichtet, sind die Münchner – nach den Verpflichtungen von Verteidiger Niklas Süle und Defensiv-Allrounder Sebastian Rudy – am nächsten Star der Kraichgauer interessiert. Nach Angaben der kroatischen Zeitung handelt es sich dabei um Angreifer Andrej Kramaric!
G R A N A T E
R
A
N
A
T
E

>>76577711
>F0 Bayern Múnchen

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>>76581199
Notwithstanding your homo allegation, I wish to make it clear that I don't have a trap folder nor did I post traps yesterday

>>76581523
Bonkers gif

>>76580277
>you planning to sperg and dump your trap folder again?
truly the low of recent years desu

>>76581523

I dont know whats worse.

>Bayern poaches 3 Hoffenheim players

or

>Bayern thinks 3 Hoffenheim players will help them defeat any of the top 5 in Europe including Leipzig/Dortmund

>>76581707
How about buying a Hoffenheim player and send him on loan to his ex-club for another season.
>Dem Bericht zufolge befinden sich die Bayern in Gesprächen mit dem 25 Jahre alten Stürmer. Im Raum stehe, Kramaric zu kaufen und direkt für ein Jahr zurück nach Hoffenheim zu verleihen. Kramaric steht bei der TSG noch bis 2020 unter Vertrag und besitzt laut transfermarkt.de einen Marktwert von neun Millionen Euro.

>>76581785
Would make no sense if they want to sign a Lewandowski BU

>Loblieb auf Ousmane Dembélé (20), Zweifel an Kylian Mbappé (18)! Der frühere französische Nationalspieler Eric Abidal hat sich in mehreren spanischen Medien über seine beiden hochbegabten Landsleute geäußert – und seinem Ex-Klub FC Barcelona gleich noch einen Transfer-Tipp mit auf den Weg gegeben: Holt BVB-Star Dembélé!
>„Er ist ein sehr talentierter Spieler. Dembélé würde sehr gut zum Klub passen“, sagte der 37-Jährige, der von 2007 bis 2013 das Trikot der Katalanen getragen hatte und nun als Botschafter für den Klub arbeitet, dem Radiosender „Cadena Ser“. In der Sporttageszeitung „Sport“ ergänzte er: „Natürlich kann Dembélé für Barcelona spielen. Er ist ein guter Repräsentant des französischen Ausbildungssystems, das immer starke Spieler hervorbringt.“

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>>76581958
Uli and Kalle work in mysterious ways. Don't try to understand their genius, just accept it.

>>76581785
Then why buy him in the first place, if you just want to loan him back? This makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

>>76582070
I don't get it either.

looking forward to ronaldo not playing at real

>>76582258
I wouldn't be to sure about that desu. Right now it sounds more like a cry for help desu.

>"ugh cant you guys like, bribe someone???"

I thought Douglas Costa was meant to be good, why is he being sold onto Juve?

>>76582410
exactly

>>76582504
he got exposed after the first season

>>76582504
He's good but nothing out of the ordinary.

he is black, he lacks work ethic

t racist NRW AfD voter

>>76582535
his work rate is decent

I don't rate work

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Saw this gem on le way home

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>>76582851
why do burgers love putting stickers with a political message on their car so much?

>>76583010
Usually it's hillbilly retards that do this.

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>>76582851

>>76583022
okay

>>76583084
he looks like a toad in this pic

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>tfw no big tiddie jewish gf
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVZeQHEBaZM/?taken-by=moran.titanchi

why live bundes bros?

still don't know why people outside of germany know about KC

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>>76583288
the answer is quite simple

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>>76583010
what do you mean?

>>76583325
It's basically the german 4chan and autists talk about it on a regular basis,
Also that Unteralterberg game.

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>>76583356
wew

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find spurdo ---> from yli ---->go to yli ---

fin (ged id :DDDDDDDD)

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>>76583408

>>76583555
I don't get it

>>76583609
dummy

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>>76583696
rude

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>>76583793

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>>76583949

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>>76583979

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*steals your yous*

>>76583979
should really be a robot with a denmark falg face Tbh

I'm going to sleep now.
What should I eat for breakfast tomorrow? Was thinking about scrambled eggs with toast.
Will buyern really go for Kramaric?

>>76584575 good question

>>76584544
Why would you ask whilst going to bed and therefore can't foster opinion?

I say. Eggs and bacon with some toast or a muffin and some yogurt

>>76584719
Yeah that was stupiditly put. I'm more or less preparing for sleep now-

>>76584719
I shouldve replied to your post

>I say. Eggs and bacon with some toast or a muffin and some yogurt
Sounds good aside from the muffin

>>76584767
Yes, i prefer toast with marmalade/jelly but some """""people"""""prefer muffins. tried not to be exclusionary :)

you think bayern will submit a cheeky 5euro bid for Donaldo?

>>76584898
>you think bayern will submit a cheeky 5euro bid for Donaldo?
Don't think. His has extremely high wages, even for bayern standards

Rummenigge

>>76584930
*Don't think so

I'm going to sleep now
good night

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so why is boondez autosaged now

nachti

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very drunk right now. good night /grandes/

goooooooooooooooooooooood merning

>>76590064
gjuden morgen

>>76590933
You sure checked yourself.

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Start your Saturday with a fresh meme

care to elaborate?

>>76591400
As far as I understand they caught a stomach flu. I'm sure Denmark will keep us updated.

>shitmark

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>>76591644
literally

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>>76578202
>>76578291
>>76578297

>>76591721
yes, that was the joke. now fuck off, tom

>>76591786
no bully pls

also not tom desu

>not tom
classic tom

I couldn't bring myself to date the daughters of Bundesliga hacks ugezs

>>76591288
>>76591400
>>76591520
>>76591644
>>76591721
Hehe
They are a pretty weak team already so no big difference

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k

k

Imagine sitting at their family dinner and he tells you he signed Mathew Leckie for 3m, how could you keep a straight face?

>>76592355
would be hard to do

I'd probably ask him how he's planning to use someone that literally had 3 assist in more than 2000 minutes last season

>inb4 "we want to convert him into a wingback lmao"

>>76592355
tßh would be unironically an ice breaker after I introduced my waifu pillow to my parents and told them that we're engaged now.

>>76593546
kek

Time for the Le Mans

>>76592015
Sauce on the first one senpai

>>76593716
it's the same girl in every pic

>>76593546
>didn't mention that Ditib can't partake because muh Ramadan
lmao fucking terrorists are not even hiding it anymore

hallo und guten morgen!

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still have this bad boy on my hdd

>>76594472
leave Mirko alone >:(

Lads, tomorrow, I will go to an FKK beach for the first time. Is there anything I should watch out for?

>>76594786

Yeah, dont stare.

Make sure to hide in the bushes properly, they're good at spotting peeping toms

>>76594786
naked birds
>implying anyone under the age of 65 goes to FKK beaches

>>76594786
take lots of photos

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>>76594800
Then what the h*ck is the point?

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>>76593716
yeah zis >>76593993 is rite. Like pic related. You wouldn't believe but it's also the same person.

>>76595782
tom pls

I'm off to the toilet. see you guys later

>Doch nach laut ‚Focus‘ haben sich die Kraichgauer mittlerweile aus dem Rennen um Gnabry verabschiedet. Knackpunkt dabei ist offenbar das neue, üppige Gehalt des gebürtigen Stuttgarters bei den Bayern.

>Demnach seien die Sinsheimer nicht bereit, Gnabrys Salär im Rahmen einer Leihe zu übernehmen, da dies das Gehaltsgefüge sprengen würde. Allgemein gebe es nur wenige Vertreter aus der Bundesliga, die das Einkommen des Rechtsfußes stemmen können.
Mit Bayer Leverkusen und dem FC Schalke 04 bringt der ‚Focus‘ in diesem Zusammenhang zwei Alternativen für ein Leihgeschäft ins Spiel. Beide Vereine verfügen demnach über ausreichend finanzielle Ressourcen, um den deutschen Nationalspieler zu bezahlen. Problematisch allerdings: Weder die Knappen, noch die Werkself nehmen in der kommenden Spielzeit am internationalen Geschäft teil. Ein Wechsel zu einem der beiden Klubs würde daher krass der Zielsetzung Gnabrys widersprechen, der im Zuge seines Transfers zu den Bayern immer wieder betont hatte, international spielen und den nächsten Schritt machen zu wollen.

>>76596165
>Ein Wechsel zu einem der beiden Klubs würde daher krass der Zielsetzung Gnabrys widersprechen, der im Zuge seines Transfers zu den Bayern immer wieder betont hatte, international spielen und den nächsten Schritt machen zu wollen.
top lel how deluded can you be

>buy shit player for mucho moneys
>"OH NO WE DONT NEED HIM ACTUALLY PLS LOAN HIM"
>nobody wants that retard

lmao wtf is buyern doing

Is Donaldo the /GRANATE/ ??

>>76596165
>he didn't went to Buyern for the shekels, I swear

Top lel