/tennis/

Soon we will get autosaged because of your horrible threads.

>>76602254
tennys

>>76602254
ostapenko!

>>76602243
Just make a new thread people like you more

>>76602243
tennis is yet to reach the autism levels of bundes and as such we need not to worry of autosage

>>76602317
return to reddit for real bruh

>>76602254
novak djokovic

>>76602400
fuck you

>>76602400
Master troll

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>>76602400
*hugs u*

>>76602400
wtf i love #nolefam now

>>76602216
er? no u? marx and chomsky are not religious, tho

>>76602596
FUCK OFF

>>76602400
good post

>>76602400
So bizarre how this mong let his team go except for the hippie guru. I can't wrap my head around that shit.

>>76602625
ok, you yielded, and i accept

>>76602400
Fuck off pepe.

>>76602735
im not autistic enough to talk to leftists online do you have the wrong guy
but seriously, fuck off

>>76602760
I accept your butthurt too, pepe taught me acceptance is the key

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>>76602400

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How good are they?

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>>76602626
c
>>76601475

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>>76601805
>NO NEWS

>>76604771
>skepticalpiglet.png

den bosch was quite cool today, happy that anett is in the final. her match vs tsurenko was clearly of higher quality than konjuh vs vhkefefdewfsa and i think she really should win in the final. the last game turned into snoozefest though, too many aces and almost aces, not enough rallies and winners. also, karlovic literally did not break serve once, but won the match. at least i can say i saw the 'best server in the world' before retirement, but i was rooting cilic because he could do something else but serve once in a while.

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>>76605074
:/

>>76602216
was mocking the idea this post wasn't anti semitic btw

>>76605964
>>76602132

Poouille lookalike currently leading the US Open.

it's less than 3h to midnight
whats arg cooking for dinner tn

>Former A.C. Milan footballer Paolo Maldini has secured a wild card for an ATP Challenger after winning a competition in his home city.

Just wow.
Also, DR. Ivo is going to win an ATP tournament in 2017, god is great.

>>76610067
ebin

le drunk monk

lol

>>>/asp/

seriously fuck off though

>>76611035
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the University of Tübingen, and I've been involved in some serious ontology. I am trained in dialectical warfare and I am the top dialectician of all German philosphers. I will wipe you the fuck out with some serious post-Kantian idealism, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Hegelian sorcerers across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, caveman. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy your entire philosophical system in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the ancient philosophy of the Greeks, but I have access to the entire arsenal of German Idealism and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

page 8 save rave

>>76610067
I fucking hope ivo does not win. Guy is a one trick pony, can serve, but not to respond. I got so sunburned watching the 'marathon' w/ cilic and it was fucking nothing. Muller plz.

Also hopefully Anett signs my ball today after winning her first of many WTA tournaments.

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Hopefully Anett pisses on me marking me her property.

>>76603389
pretty good for sich a tiny nation of midgets

>>76602371
stop saying reddit, they won already

what other boards have flags besides these:
/int/
/sp/
/pol/
/bant/?

I want pooie to win reeee

>>76619249
>not wanting grandpa Lopez to win a title before retirement

>>76619303
I want grandpa lopez to be cremated already

>>76619434
rude

>>76619303
lopez is too handsome to lose, bet your savings

>>76618797
>/
wtf i love zillertal now

>match is on bumfuck nowhere local public broadcasting channel
>commentator speaks ever 5 minutes
Telly licence money well spent

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do hippies run tennis?

Novak is unironically playing Eastbourne.

how does he keep saving all these BPs? reeee

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>>76615788
HEMA markers suck ball though

>>76619787
Maybe he's trying to pull a Murray and win every Mickey Mouse tournament in the 2nd half of the year

>>76619787
when you've had a break, you need some chubby/ugly girls to ease you back into the game

>>76619867
He won 3 ATP500s and the Olympics yes, but also Wimbly and two masters.

VERY RARE

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Just nabbed this screenie from the Karlovic match. What's in the reflection of his glasses?

>>76620032
Novak will probably not win anything so big so he might try to keep up his ranking with 250s and 500s

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Apellogize, /tennis/! Penko was relevant for exactly 1 (ONE!) week. We have a new girl now.

designated
Pouille
streets

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>>76620332

>>76620122
lel I just saw that

>>76620485
she wasn't given the symmetrical straps though was she now ae

Shit, Lopez is angry now. Pouille will lose.

>>76620643
the ref was right 2bh

>>76620643
>>76620655
yeah the ref dindu nuffin and the spic just sperged out when it was clearly a correct challenge.

>>76620712
it's not the challenge he had a problem with. it was the fact that it wasn't a replay of the point. ref just gave Pouille the point

>>76620531
sure sign of quality

>>76620775
Yeah and it was the correct call to give Pouille the point. Lopez played at the ball anyway.

>>76620926
indeed

>feliciaNO

that court almost looks Wimbledon week 2 tier

that was muller's chance

disgusting crowd in Stuttgart 2bh

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>doublefaulting on match point

>>76621632
parity achieved

>>76621632
he was just being himself

pretty memey final game there, lads

How on Earth is Karlovic a high ranked player? All he's got going for him is his serve and stamina, he can't even do any other hits and his serve+volley tactics surely can't keep working.

>Ivo Karlovic
more like Evil Karlovic loma

>>76621716
looks like my dad with ugly glasses

>UK eurosport didn't show any tennis at all from Stuttgart after Federer got knocked out

how fucking pathetic is that?

>>76621907
Pretty gay anon, I get every game streamed free because i'm a betting degen and you get free streams with money deposited.

also

>just airing the rodger olderer game

Really makes you think

>>76621907
There are shitloads of sporting events right now to be fair. Can't blame them for knowing how to get more viewers.

>>76621918
>i'm a betting degen
Same m8, what bookies do you muck around with? Mostly b365 and Mara for me

>>76621982
they've been showing nottinham all week REEEEEE

>>76622031
Everything man, I just try to exploit best odds promos, I usually use Ladbrokes / Unibet / Sportsbet because I like the UI.

>>76621818
Average post.

>>76622034
Ok, that downright stupid. But don't brits have access to Eurosport international?

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>italian tennis commercials

Muller Lite this is not.

>>76622268
*Light
kek, was thinking of Miller Lite.

will lanklets ever learn?

>>76622230
it has a cobbled together feel that is quite funny, though

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When will loose skirts/dresses and proper knickers make a comeback?

>>76622427
*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

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>>76622427
wasn't this rejected by Wimbledon officials?

>>76622427
so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj8425Ma6F8

>>76622427

>tfw one of your first faps was to Martina Hingis

good times

another title for the Kontessential Brit

>>76620485
As Estonian I'd like to believe that, but ricoh open is pretty far cry from Roland Garros. Regardless, if anett does well in Mallorca and get seeded for Wimby as a result I would not be surprised at QF or better.

>>76622494
iirc genie said it wasn't banned but recalled to be slightly lengthened

>>76622427
Can you imagine how her underwear smelled like after a three-set match?

>>76623518
word on the street is there are ladies who will part with said garments, if you grace their palm with enough silver

>on court coaching

>>76624459
What's the big deal? Men get coached all the time via secret signs.

Least enforced rule after the 20s serve limit for top10 players.

'Your only reference cannot be chalk because there's chalk behind the line.'
- Johanna Konta 2017

>>76624742
let the women's coaches do it on the sly like the men's side, this isn't basketball
why is it different for women?

>>76625449
I'd actually suggest to allow it in men's tennis as well. Might change up the old seedswinlol a bit.

Or it might make everything worse since high paid coaches are able to come up with better strategies to fuck shit up for the scubs.

>>76625546
on court coaching is a cancer and was a ploy by wta to generate interest. at least in wta they almost never talk taktiks but rather focus on calming them down

up 2 da playerz 2 do well

>>76625610
Eh BS. In all ball sports players and coach communicate during the match, be it at halftime or during time out. Why should tennis be different? They should also allow it for ATP I'd say.

>>76622427
>proper knickers

This is actually the main point. The dresses became sluttier by the year but it's absolutely pointless if they all wear these prudish boishorts. Some players even don't put on the dresses to training because the "underwear" (while they wear acutal underwear under it) is enough.

We need those classic cotton briefs back in order to regain more attenition for the women's competions.

>>76623518
Thoughts like this makes me sometimes which they would play best of five.

>>76625768
tennis isnt a team sport

>>76625847
I'd prefer it that way tßh
>no bathroom breaks
>no medical timeouts
>no indirect coaching
>serve limit shotclock with penalties for EVERYONE

>>76622122
thanks Ecuador
>>76625768
>Why should tennis be different?
it changes the entire dynamic of individual sports. when you're against an opponent who's trashing you, you're out there on your own. YOU have to figure out a solution. it's a proper duel between you and your opponent. on-court training will completely disrupt that dynamic

>>76625768
>ball sports
that's too broad
>>76625847
individual sports is what we need to look into..boxing, badminton, table tennis, fencing ect.

>>76626078
t.mossad

>>76626078
At least having no official on court coaching minimizes it. Where will it end? Bluetooth?

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What did Rafa mean by this?

>>76626464
That's actually what they're doing for the NextGen tournament

>>76626878
Is he going to start his own Boy's Underwear Contest?

>>76626878
don't usually use the word degenerate, but it seems apt for you

>>76626878
Just doing to them what uncle tony did to him. It's a family thing.

>>76626878
Catching fish.

>>76626878
>ywn spent a summer night on your rich uncles luxurious yacht

>>76627205
it's most likely his yacht. Toni doesn't seem like a yacht person

>>76627275
iberostar

>>76627275
I was talking about Rafa
I guess these kids are uncle tony's?

>Donna Vekic is good at tennis

Is it 2014 or 2024?

>>76627333
started succing jack sock

>>76627328
oh right
makes sense. yeah, some of those are probably Toni's kids. he has a couple of sons, I think

>>76627412
Also that girl looks a lot like his sister.

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Good thing Toni had lots of kids. He was very handsome when he was younger.

>>76627467
I don't see it 2bh
>>76627512
what a stud

>>76627512
will Xisca ever get the R?

>>76627512
looks like mourinho

>>76627562
The R as in RAFA or ring? Maybe after RAFA retires they might marry but Toni himself isn't married so maybe RAFA will follow his footsteps.

>>76627764
Rafa, as in kids

>not marrying
smart lad

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>you are once again reminded of tfw no Xisca gf

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>>76627851

>>76627562
Will he ever come out of the closet?

>>76627851
tips fedora

>>76627333
I thought she fucked kokkinakis

Kyrgios told me so.

>>76611076
> I am contacting my secret network of Hegelian sorcerers

Gabe can I be part of your secret network of Hegelian sorcerers :3

>>76621713
He has hit 12.000 aces in his career, that ought to do it

gonna make some chili now for reals

>>76628468
Have you read the Science of Logic in German at least three times?

>>76628808
tipsfedmlad

>>76627597
That's actually him haha

>>76628527
kidney beans et al?

Halle
12:00 Sousa - Kohlschreiber
12:00 Rublev - Ramos-Vinolas
13:30 Brown - Pospisil
15:00 Monfils (5) - Gasquet
17:30 Marterer - Thiem (2)

Queens Club
13:00 Mannarino - Tsonga (5)
14:30 Dimitrov (6) - Harrison
15:00 Berdych (7) - Darcis
16:00 Young - Kyrgios (9)
17:30 Edmund - Shapovalov

WTA
Who gives as shit, it's inofficial grass masters time.

>>76627919
She wants his dick

>>76628963
Fuck you, you gay-ass nicger bitch.

Birmingham (qulification finals)
12.00 Giorgi - Fett
12.00 Hsieh - Soylu
12.00 Vondrousova - Smitkova
12.00 Vickery - Kulichkova

Birmingham R1
12.00 Davis - Osaka
13.30 Strycova - Putinseva
15.00 Watson - Svitolina
16.30 Cornet - Broady

Mallorca (qualification finals)
11.00 Cepede - Martincova
11.00 Kenin - Haddad Maia
12.00 Witthöft - Kalinskaya
12.30 Errani - Cepelova
12.30 Flipkens - Kedermetova
14.00 Wickmeyer - Jabeur

Mallorca R1
13.30 Mertens - Sevastova
17.00 Pliskova - Babos
19.00 Pavlyuchenkova - Sorribas Tormo

>>76629345
Literally what tourneys

Wake me up when the shit meme tournaments are over

>>76629459
2 weeks time.

>>76629345
hope anett does enough in mallorca to be seeded for wimbeldon. so basically she is 36th now, serena is out, kerber is possibly out as well, so she would have to be either 33/34 in ranking to be seeded, right? beating vinci in R32 who is just above her would be a good start i guess.

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>>76628948
yup, it's cooking now
>>76628808
I had a history of philosophy course that ended before Hegel because austerity has rendered many courses to be 50% shorter

I do understand Bacon, Descartes and Kant pretty well. I also speak some French. Can I become an apprentice?
>>76628856
fedmlad is what?

any1 got any good Hegel memes?

>>76629345
Osaka, Strycova, Svitolina, Cornet

>>76630094
Forget about Marx, for starters.

>>76629459
cazsualski

>>76630126
Sir, yes sir

But as I understand it you need some understanding of Kant to read Hegel? Could I seriously try to read Hegel? I gotta summer break so I have the time

I just aced an essay on Aristotele's meta physics, not sure if that helps

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>>76630161

>>76630126
please respond senpai

>being this desperate for the approval of gabe rothenburg

m8 quit being a faggot and read shit yourself, and worry not what some pretentious monkey thniks

hegel was shit btw

>>76630161
Helps a lot, albeit I think Platonic metaphysics are slightly more relevant (Parmenides, Sophist, Philebus), and yes, all the German idealists are necessary even if it's at least a summary knowledge of them.
But all jokes aside I'm not really a Hegel expert though, I'm still catching up on Greek philosophy.

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You may not like it but this is what peak chili con carne performance looks like

>>76630517
too dry, not enough tomato, needs cilantro
7/10 max

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>>76620485
'no'

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>>76630517

>>76630517
That looks like the shit my grandma used to feed the pigs 20 year ago

>>76630517
chili con corny m8?
>>76630094
a german fella has the image to match

>>76630511
I really like Parmenides, but how are sophists and Philebus relevant

Sophists have, in my education, been reduced to these arguing fucks, don't seem to have any lasting relevance.

And how is Philebus relevant?

>>76630648
>>76630657
not constructive feedback
>>76630607
should I run down to the corner store and get an extra can of crushed tomatoes?

>>76630658
>a german fella has the image to match
u wot

also corn is objectively a nice consistency contrast in chili

>>76630733
there is supposed to be 'sauce' with chile. that is just corn and meat with like 3 tomato chunks

tbdesu i probably wouldn't do much better

>>76630776
its gonna taste good though

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>>76630517
ja/ck/ tier

FACT: Kontaveit is a future GOAT in the making

>>76630733
Dialectics, those dialogues are important. Theaetetus, Phaedrus and Statesman as well.

>>76630770
>sweetness in a chile

to match tipsfedmlad

>>76630631
t. michael

>>76630925
Cool, I have all those at home atm since I just had an exam on antique philosophy. Only had to read the Apologia and Meno for that though. I'll give them a read, then maybe some more Kant, and then I'll tackle Hegel

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Bored and went to /ck/

found this

>>76630817
>slave away under the hot stove for hours
>gets called ja/ck/

should I just kill myself?

>>76631207
Why

>>76631207
Kerberdietingstrategy.webm

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>>76630981
true

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No bully please

Now with double the amount of tomatoes

>>76631473
Ship it some to me Mikka.

>>76631473
Better, but use a pot next time.

What are these big translucent balls?

>>76631518
anything for a fellow young Hegelian
>>76631546
crushed tomatoes I just ran to the store to buy

but yeah I should use a pot, this stew is spilling over

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>>76601805

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>>76631627

anyone got good /kino/ suggestions for my chili eating session?

Im 40 minutes into eyes wide shut, but its a bit of a slog, all though its beautiful

some intellectual flick could also do well rn

For anyone else I can recommend The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) Bill Murray accidentally stumbling into a complicated conspiracy

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>>76631681

>>76631775
Song to Song

>>76631775
Being There 1979
I Daniel Blake 2017

>>76631775
unironically re-watching Inglourious Basterds right now. halfway through. I forgot how much of it was en français

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>>76631342
too many mirrors.selfobsessed. would not bang
>>76631546
this
>>76631775
>Im 40 minutes into eyes wide shut, but its a bit of a slog, all though its beautiful
>le i am smart but i need to be enterteined for every second of a film
keep going m8. its worth it.
>>76631316
kek
KEK

>>76631207
W
T
F
?

>>76631775
Le Cercle Rouge

>>76631775
Cube

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>>76631808

>>76631207
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck

>>76631893
Im gonna go watch it in the cinema tomorrow. I like the actors and I liked Thin red line
>>76631902
gonna add them to my list, I Daniel Blake seems a bit commie which is nice

>>76631961
>>76631986
Cercle Rouge looks real good

Cube I dont know about that one, seems a bit spooky

thanks for the suggestions, but Im just gonna combat my add and take this recommendation >>76631942
Its beautiful anyway

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>>76632021

>>76632263
Cube is a bit spooky, but it's also quite hilarious

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>>76632263
also, if you really watch and use a tiny bit of mental gymnastics then you could view the film as a critique of capitalism :^)

agree re the beautiful lighting, however, this secne is the only thing that really russels my jimmies as it is so obviously a green screen

now watch the damn film

>>76632325
aight its making the list

>>76632380
Is it really that or is it like how some people think the shining is about the genocide of Indians?

>>76632414
Eyes Wide Shut is about male desire, like Vertigo.

>>76632414
watch the movie and you can decide :)

>>76632516
its about marriage and identity, and you could argue power

>>76632414
Room 237 (2012), to go full retard on the shining symbolism.

>>76632548
Might as well, it's all lumped in the same metaphysical bag.

>>76632562
literally became dumber every minute i watched that
>>76632566
fuck off faggot

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Finnished product with pasta and cream cheese
my attention whoring is over, for now

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>>76632625

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>Eyes Wide Shut is about male desire
Is life about male desire too?

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>>76632644
ebin pigture

>>76632644
only watched half the movie but seems like its about desire in general

>>76632625
What's that white paste-like thing?

oh hi mark

>>76633013
that was my point

>>76630904
penko is a year younger and already has a GS + best eye for winners on tour. still, it was really nice meeting anette today, she is def on the way up and i hope she gets to at least SF in mallorca which would mean seeding and hopefully a deep run into wimby.

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>>76633243
did you get autograph? slip her a cheeky pphone number?

>>76633029
cream cheese

it may not look like much but its the best damn meal Ive had in weeks

>>76633243
u lads think Penko and Gulbis have fugged?

When is next match?

>>76631316
I wish it would be. Unfortunately she's probably the only player who started to play like shit after losing weight. I really hope she realizes this.

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Have my bluray(tm) player going

>>76633893
Deep readings and interpretations aside, this is the comfiest movie I've seen.

>>76629798
Of that I'm pretty sure. She's low ranked because she just currently regained her form. In this situation I see her as a favourite against almost everyone below top20.
Qualifying for Wimbledon shouldn't be a problem. She just need to be a bit lucky and avoid players who have also a run in early stages.

>>76633705
but she won 2 GS after losing weight

>kerber is out of wimbledon
????
>>76634139
mate she doesn't have to qualify for wimbledon. if she is unseeded then that means she will face more difficult opposition sooner but she still will go str8 into the main draw

>>76634215
>kerber is out of wimbledon

nah not yet. She passed on Birmingham and says that she "hopes to start in Eastbourne but most important is to get fit for Wimbledon".

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>>76634407
hopefully she get fat kinda so she can not lose if 1R :DDDDD

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How can anyboy reach this level of smugness lads?

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>>76634664
lose in the first round of every major as the Nr. 1 seed

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>>76634685
doesn't matter as long as my seed will be her number 1 *pun internded*

There's absolutely no way Kerber isn't a lesbian.

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>>76634908
no offense but I'm pretty sure she's not

>>76635030

>redbull athlete
now I'll never show here nipslip on here! can't tarnish the red bull brand.

>>76633893
/tennis/ film club when?

I just finished it, absolutely loved it
>>76633990
absolutely, so visually stunning and the best classical music, Kubrick has pretty much single handedly introduced me to classical music, I mean here smuglianka is beautiful, Lacrimosa, a lot of other stuff I haven't heard. From Barry Lyndon the whole soundtrack is amazing, with this being my favourite piece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e52IMaE-3As
>>76632644
>>76632548
>>76632380
As far as I can assertain immediately the text on the surface is desire and marriage and identity

If we go to subtext I think its absolutely a critique of capitalism/elites. The mystical society being the metaphorical capital personalized. Unseen, impossible to grasp, but infinitely powerful, driven by pure hedonism. Taking power over the bodies of other people effortlessly.


I noticed an interesting scene towards the end when Tom Cruise comes home and sees his wife helping the child with homework. It's some arithmetic where you subtract sums of money. The wife uses the phrase "you take 1.15 dollars from Mike" and simultanously Tom is looking at them and picturing his wife being fucked by the naval officer. I'm riffing here but I think there might be an allegory here between the process of fucking someone elses spouse and the predatory effect on capitalism

That last thing is a bit loose but there are parallels being drawn between sex and capitalist consumption.

The soundtrack has a hint as well. The song that bookmarks the movie is "Smuglianka" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHlh2IusY
The song is about this

>The song was intended to glorify the female partisans of the Russian Civil War. The lyrics tell how the singer met a pretty girl gathering grapes and tried to seduce her, but how the girl turns out to be a partisan, and convinces him to join the partisans as well.
Kubrick does not do this kind of stuff unintentionally. The movie seduces us with its beauty but brings us anti capitalism

>>76635106
I fucking love Kubrick

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>>76635125
>>76635106
nah bro its about da illiuminati xdddddddddddddddddddddd

>>76635196
>tfw too much of a rebel for reddit
>but too much of an in/ten/lectual for spee

>>76635253
Rotta, mene nukkumaan.

>>76635253
>>76635276
>the myth of the """two""" finns

>>76635276
Kyllä herra alikersantti :D

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>>76635106
memes aside, i think youre trying to fit the film into what you want it to mean. You may be right that there is a critique of consumerism but
>I noticed an interesting scene towards the end when Tom Cruise comes home and sees his wife helping the child with homework. It's some arithmetic where you subtract sums of money. The wife uses the phrase "you take 1.15 dollars from Mike" and simultanously Tom is looking at them and picturing his wife being fucked by the naval officer. I'm riffing here but I think there might be an allegory here between the process of fucking someone elses spouse and the predatory effect on capitalism
is just room 237 tier. more likely is that he no longer sees the "innocence" of his wife which is juxtaposed with that of their daughter. "a dream is never just a dream"

in your 'deeper' analysis -though obviously what you wrote wasn''t meant to be fully fleshed out - you don't touch on identity enough. Notice how he is always "im a doctor, here is my card" and the whole hour or so of the movie with masks playing a key part.

>>76635529
yeah, the Im a doctor part I didn't notice until now

a key scene is ofc when he sees the mask on the bed next to his wife, that's pretty obviously an allusion to them both having to wear masks to function

but you're right that the part highlights is pretty room 237 tier,

however I cant believe that the wife talking about money and taking money in the background while Tommy is seeing his wife getting fucked is coincidental completely. Remember the autism Stanley had for this kind of symbolism

another interesting thing is the christmas shopping scene is red and intense visually in the same manner as the one in the sex cult place

If Stanley was very intent on making anti capitalism into one of his movies he'd prolly make one with that as main theme

but yeah the consumerism and the sex is connected obviously as he is literally soliciting a prostitute

anyway people have written PhDs on this stuff so I'm sure someone has written some good stuff on this movie

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>>76635671
literally you

>>76635771
no u

>>76635287
doppelgangen, is tht u?

>>76635809
rnt u a gay cunt?

>>76635970
only if I'm drunk and ur very ct :3

>>76635671
>nary a mention of millich prostituting his daughter

>>76636025
How u think it relates to what I said?

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>>76636123
>failing to mention that a christmas tree is in almost every scene whilst every scene contains people acting very unchristian

>>76636186
burger

>>76636186
*sniff* what you fail to see is that *tugs shirt* the christmas tree is a representation of the pure ideology of capitalism in its purest form *sniff* the tree representing the consumerism but devoid of the christian spirtual meaning, Jesus dying and suffering for our sins and so on and so on, like the cofee without the milk *makes sexual and racist joke about Yugoslavia*

Our heroes are unable to rebel against the depravity and sexual indulgence of this secret society or whatever *tugs shirt*. It is precisely in this way we ourselves are unable to avoid the pure ideology of consumption that is ever present but still invisible to us, bla bla Lacan, bla bla Freude..and that is why Sam Harris should get the death penalty *crowd applauds*

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>we will NEVER see the director's cut of EWS.

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>>76636387
literally read the script (bonus: read traumnovelle) you dumb cuck.. is not that different

>>76636364
>fails to mention the secret sex party

>>76636426
u avin a laugh m8?

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>>76636449
the last green text was pretty dumb and so i will stop. the movie requires a few viewings tho tbdesu

>>76636480
which one?

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Shall we have a look inside?

>>76636598
Go on

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Which film does 10is prefer?

Can we all agree that golf is the less autistic and non slav ridden brother of tennis

>>76636918
think again. Golf is shit and boring as fuck. Also not a sport because you can't influence your opponent.
>>>/trash/

>>76636918
>>76636983
golf is comfy and cool, but tennis will always be the superior non-team sport. also tennis is the only true 1v1 ball sport

>>76636918
Too much luck involved for my taste (albeit there's way less roids too), but it's comfy.

>>76636918
Bourgoise crap

>>76637079
That's literally tennis you Antifa scum

>2012
>going for Rutgers
ISHYGDDT

Today's dinner: egg sandwich.

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>>76637285
>dinner at 9pm

didn't eat dinner tonite

>>76637316
I'll starve and won't be able to sleep if I don't. Awful saggy tits btw.

>>76637285
You're lucky you can eat non vegan meals ;_;

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>>76637544

>>76637560
Why can't you?

>>76637647
The best thing a pair of breasts can be is perky and those are certainly not.

>>76637185
Decent counterpoint Michael

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gabe, i need a good symphony

>>76637776
So you'd rather have a completely flat chested woman over the aforementioned one, just cause they're "perky" ?

>>76638300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYIFMSoAPbs

>>76638410
Small and perky over big and saggy, yes. Albeit if it's big and perky all the better.

>>76638491
kek
decided to listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDSeqqEN9Rg

>>76638538
It's in the chamber pieces that Shostakovich is best imo. Great great piano trio.

>>76638604
>chamber pieces
>piano trio.

i don't know anything about that

>>76638672
Google it.

>>76638693
im good

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>tfw no eastern euro gf

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What did he mean by this?

>>76640439
Well playing good while everyone goes to shit can also be considered "better"

>>76640439
>I've been better than two guys who are past their prime and a moron that joined a religious cult and stopped training

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>>76640439
>what did he meme by this?
>>76636186
>every scene contains people acting very unchristian
let's not assume what constitutes acting christian

>>76640439
>elderer
>not-roidal
>bot-turned-hippie
>being better than these fucks is somehow anything to speak of

>>76640638
>>76640671
>>76640800
it's commendable when you consider that the rest of the tour STILL didn't manage to do much

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>>76629345
Birmingham just got completely irrelevant. I hope Mallorca gets better.

Sevastova
Pliskova
Nastya

>>76639892
There are very limited numbersof beautiful slav specimen but at least your addressing her as eastern euro what she is indeed.

>>76640439
he's not wrong tho. just because others choke he doesn't have to pretend he wasn't the least choking.

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holy shit how are these people employed by the WTA??? ffs hire me, i will ask way better questions. fuck this asian bitch to be honest, and dont even get me started on b** r*********

wtatenn.is/HjJIpA

>>76641032
youre implying she isnt latvian correct? latvian is eastern euro though..

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>>76641078
so fucking cringe too, shes stumbles all over the place with her words as if jelena is some huge superstar - hard to watch.

>>76641032
webm garbled 4 me

>>76641172
>garbled
what mate?

>>76641252
>look it up

>>76641261
must be some weird british word. learn proper english breh

>>76641263
>remaining ignorant of your mother tongue

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>>76641281

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>>76641289
gar·ble (gär′bəl)
tr.v. gar·bled, gar·bling, gar·bles
1. To mix up or distort to such an extent as to make misleading or incomprehensible: The report garbled all the historical facts.
2. To scramble (a signal or message), as by erroneous encoding or faulty transmission.
3. Archaic To sort out; cull.
n.
The act or an instance of garbling: a garble of nonsense syllables.

American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition. Copyright © 2016 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. All rights reserved.

Go to bed.

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>>76641297
im just jokin with you dawg. i did have to look up the word though

>>76641338
that's a disturbing image

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please save us kyrGOAT

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>>76641351
kinda like yer mum

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>>76641362
i should hope so, she's wormfood nau

>>76641391
ah mate, im sorry ;_;

>>76641408
nobody likes her incase you didn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEBuCve_oEY&t

best match ever?