/cric/

>>76560600
HARAM

based pedo

>>76560600
dreamy

>>76560532
>Final score for Bangladesh?
>263

nice.

>>76560600
This thread will become victim of a terrorist attack I'm afraid.

Evacuate now!

>>76560600
takhbir brother.

>>76560660
they scored 264

going for a run lads

>>76560669
he was pretty close mate.

>>76560683
see ya later.

>>76560683
be careful not to slip on poo

>>76560691
show respect.

>>76560696
we're accustomed. so much so that i've put poo on the treadmill

really hate the overload of freshie Indian redditors

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>>76560747
>Arguments on celebrations

imagine having a little brown willy

>>76560747
>>76560776
please don't start it again.
>>76560713
religious leader of UK

>>76560797
Imagine having a willy and still niggers blacks and muslims fuck their wives and daughters.

Your size sure helped you there Christopher.

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>>76560797
Imagine smelling kebab on you daughter's breath

>'the beautiful city of birmingham'-ian bishop

imagine being at that ground now, awful music playing, sticky hot day, obnoxious smelly brown people around you talking rubbish, sounds like hell on earth

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>>76560829
>>76560814
kek'd

>>76560850
imagine the loo floor or the corridor to it.

imagine

>>76560864
*shudders*

Place your bets on the first wicket.
who falls.
what over.
by whom
and what manner.

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>>76560850
>Irrelevant country's awful attempt at bantz

>>76560877
soshit
7th
the fizz
catch at cover

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imagine hussain larping as anglo

so many fucking brown people in the crowd

>>76560895
who's that guy lol.

>>76560701
TAKE

>>76560920
Famed bowler suq madiq

>>76560920
the mayor of islamabad

Why are Indians in the UK toilet trained but Indians in India squat down and poo in the street and rivers?

how come brits once ruled half the world but now don't even rule their own capital city?

captcha: britannia impasse

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we shall poo on the beaches, we shall poo on the landing grounds, we shall poo in the fields and in the streets, we shall poo in the hills

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We shall poo on the crown

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>>76560985
You mad because you lost an away match against Pakistan and irrelevant in this tourney now?

>>76561015

>irrelevant in cricket
>irrelevant on world stage
>not a superpower
>everyone lower than rural upper middle class gets BLACKED and BROWNED

Really makes me ponder

>>76561044
m8 you're supposed to chat shit about india, not england.

>>76561057
Kek.

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>>76561057
top lel

Game so boring almost everyone left.
Who ready for Bangladeshi tears lads?

i believe in bangladesh

Well, obviously in the final, the English can participate in the match vicariously through the Pakistani cricket team. I presume that task will be quite easy.

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>>76561107
KEK

>>76561107
new and exciting comment

>>76561145

Don't worry, you can cheer for the Bangladeshi's as we make sure to complete what we started in 1971.

>>76561107
Holy Mohammad Pak. Top kek.

>>76561145
>>76561165
>all these newfags

*poos*

>>76561107
overrated comment

>>76561161
>sure to complete what we started in 1971
slow, steady but inevitable decline of the country due to religion taking a more central stage in public life?

This Rohit Sharma guy. Isn't he the captain for next series?

>>76561107
I'm just pleased all four home teams made the semis.

>>76561189
>steady but inevitable decline of the country due to religion taking a more central stage in public life?
What is the BJP

Pakistan has a bigger corruption problem, the nutjob clerics are the cherry on the cake.

You have to consider that India considers Pakistan the root of all evil that plagues this world. However, India also claims that Pakistan is derived from India, by logic, we can assume that Pakistan as the root is just a needle in a haystack. This, however, would mean that India is the quintessential evil. The Indian, the scum, the terrorizer, the bigot, the cuck, all these terms are synonymous. We are the hero in this story and in this story, we shall smite these lustful barbarians. I believe, no, I say this as a fact that everyone should support Pakistan in it's enterprise against the absolute Poo for the common weal necessary for gentlemanly and decorous cricket.

>>76561233
>What is the BJP.
Moatly right Centrist. Not Muslim brotherhood like.
You'd have been slightly correct if you had said RSS.

It's Ganguly can't stop talking about himself episode

>>76561255
Just stop firing at the border, you muzzie fuck

>>76561255
(You)

>>76560683
going out?

>>76561272

We are the ganges and India and it's inhabitants are the unholy and grotesque creatures that we shall cleanse.

We are your antithesis, we are the loo.

Iz Rohit t h I c c?

i like willies. all flavour

>>76561233
reminder that pakistan had a better economy and policies, army debacles aside, until zia ul haq took over.

>>76561286
If both of us are Muslims,India is the brother and Pakistan is the sister

>>76561291
Yes

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POO, POO WATCH YOUR SHIT
GO GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY
LIFE IS BUT A POO

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>>76561267
>SHEKHAR DHAWAN

>>76561313
Kek.That user name

>>76561305

It's called Bharat maata and Papa Pakistan for a reason.

>>76561225
it's like incest, it rhymes

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Why didn't Mountbatten split india horizontally, so that there was a border separating pakistan and north india from the disgusting dravidians

>>76561300
They also had the Chinese and US support. When a country can't be successful even after getting propped up the the fucking united states of America one should know it is truly doomed.

>reading this thread
i've never seen so many poo in my life XDD

>>76561255
Pakistan should be wiped out, no questions.

India should be kept as an experiment, like a giant zoo. It should be observed and serve as a warning to other countries to stop pooing and breeding.

>>76561325
>not denying incest
Kek

>Allah is a gandmara

>>76561334
Pooing right now haha

https://www.walletbuilders.com/

should i make a currency for /cric/? what should be the name?

>>76561334
Just look at your head of state.. he's poo enough. Poo-rtugal.

>>76561334
Obrigado irmao

>>76561328
it should have been, makes sense ethnically but muh religion

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>>76561367
if you carve it ethnically you'd end up with 15 countries at the very least
the idea of india is necessary for a stable subcontinent

sri lanka and south india should unite, india and pakistan should unite

>>76561395
Bihar and UPee must secede

>>76561395
ew

>>76561403
with pleasure. you indians disgust me

>>76561409
>you indians
>you

>>76561403
More like kicked out.

Instead of removing them, we should focus on improving the place.
It used to be one of the most resource rich places in India.
If anything we should bring in Myanmar.

How many crickets is there in an inning?

>>76561409
You forgot to switch proxy lad.

How does one pronounce VVS Laxman?

>>76561403
>>76561404
>>76561419


Redpill me on Bihar lads.

>>76561462
reminder ganguly dropped him and picked dinesh mongia otherwise 2003 world cup was ours

game-changing wicket lads

>>76561462

PEE PEE S LAXATIVE.

>>76561469

BIG LUND
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Is Shikar Darwin related to Shikar Bal Hasan?

>>76561489
abhe oye tu kidhar mar gaya tha?

that indian batting line-up is pretty stacked

>>76561512

Haha ankush bhaiya haha :) bareh cute ho app haha :) ankush bhaiya~

At the Ground. Virat just scored a 6 and out

>>76561469
it's like india of india. indian media's favorite bogeyman since the 90s. until the 80s it was known as a place for high political intellectuality
the biharis don't care about them being targeted because they are not united like people of other states are. the reason for this is that bihar itself has 20ish mainstream languages/cultures whoms't'd are warring amongst'd themselves

now as for the reason for why it became the media bogeyman, i think congress was behind this. this was their revenge against JP Narayan

they always do this targeting the whole community thing. in 984 they killed innocent sikhs because two sikhs killed their leader. in 1948 they burned maharastrian brahmins' houses because one their cast shot gandhi

>>76561517
england's was better desu

>>76561469
>Origin of Poo meme
>High illiteracy rate in Bihar
>Chief minister of UP is a fucking priest who wants a India to become a Hindu Nation
Must be nuked

>>76561522
haha sahi bole aap :) ^

Kohli out at what score? (Personal)

>>76561554
23

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at the beach lads

>>76561545
>>76561548

>until the 80s it was known as a place for high political intellectuality

My friend's grandad says thats where he's from, he's into indian culture/poetry/arts. I assumed all biharis like that so its interesting to read that its not the case. Having said that, his family would probably be considered upper class.

So what is the most patrician region of india. I've heard good things about kerala in terms of infrastructure and healthcare.

UP needs to be split in 4 parts.

Correct me if I'm wrong but UK with much smaller landmass and much smaller popular has 630+ Maps, while India with 1.2 billion people and far larger area has only 545.

The immense power these MPs have.

>>76561607
Kerala used to have all that, others are catching up and Kerala is losing because of commies.

>>76561545
holy shit we have an actual rss kar sevak on /cric/.

>>76561607
kerala is like sweden of india. high HDI but cucked to violent commies/muslims and christians

>>76561614
Kek. How do MP's have any accountability when their constituency is so big and presumably illiterate and bribable.

Why do Indian batsman average higher in ODIs than in tests?

well at least they're making a better game of it than seth efrica

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>sub-continental final
white ""men"" on suicide watch

India wins over Scotland in hockey

Why don't Indians have their own version of the haka that they do before cricket matches?

>>76561715
They do. They shit in the street

>>76561690
What happens in NT and ACT? Do they like grig?

>>76561715
2multikulti to decide on a single thing
the haka is also cringey as fuck

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>>76561698
DELET

>>76561646
Still butthurt over the masjid demolition lad?

>>76561743
F

>>76561732
Haka is based when Maoris do it - terrible for anyone else though.

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>>76561743
>Can't even run to save their lives.
P

>>76561829
This.

Why was Yuvraj selected? Solely because of his yaarana with Kohli?

Char chavani ghode pe
Pakistan mere lode pe

>>76561901
For boom boom.

>>76561919
What the fuck???

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>>76561919

>>76561901
ye

>>76561919
My sides.

English you paki fucks

>>76561956
four pences on the horse
pakistan on my cock

>>76561956
10 years from now. Post from UK

>Urdu bolo haramzade

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>>76561999
I was literally going to post something similar

>>76561919
Kek

Not liking how easy this match was, gonna be over-confident going into the final

Pakistan will only stand a chance if they get Dhawan and Kohli out before they get to 85 runs

>zimbabwe

>>76561985
i don't get it

someone post the Bangladeshi caught in the middle of indian fans kek

>>76562137
Pakistan's only real hope is to have India bat first and limit them to a low total there's no way this lineup is getting bowled out.

Dubs and Kohli will get to his hundred

Haar Bangladesh Raha hai aur gand Pakistan ki fat rahi hai.

Rohit Lvde run mt nikal.Kohli ki hundred hone de.

>>76562330
Thoda difficult hai yar. Kohli ne mauka diya Rohit Ko, he should return the favour.

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>See green jersey
>Destroy

Rohit not even trying and getting 4s.

>>76562149
ankush's post, it has a cadence to it in hindi

>>76562330
who cares about that

>father's day on 18 june
>you know what i mean
kek, anybody cap that?

>>76562262
W E W

>>76562465
this is how it's done

TIME FOR MEMES

>>76560497
so close

no worries . He gonna score one with Anushka tonight :p

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Bobey = Tiddies

>>76562330
>>76562354
This is an American general, please speak AMERICAN

>>76562561
Kek

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Poo'd

>>76562686
"""HD"""

>>76562561
there are only 12 months cunt

>>76562823
>doesn't know DD-MM-YYYY format exists
o que?

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really, what did they mean by this?

>>76560600
That's Ali you uncultured illiterate faggots

>>76562924
See >>76561548

>>76562976
but why are they literally just sitting in poo and rubbish?

>>76562953
based

>>76562953
Ali di lulli , Allah Da Lulla , its same thing mulla

>>76563033
You don't ask niggers why they nig. You just shoot them.
Kill BIMARU states.

>>76563033
This is their culture. No fucking sense of hygiene. They're the least respected people in India. They need to be gassed but I guess the exposure to the stench may have exponentially boosted their immune system. Have a look at some earlier posts, we don't like them.

supposing india completely balkanized would any of the states be test standard?

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>>76563177
>>76563184
seems its quite widespread dudes

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tho this map tells a different story

>>76561548
>Chief minister of UP is fucking based who wants India to become a Hindu Nation
ftfy

I see poor sanghi poos buttmad that they can't get into kerala.
It's the only species we inhumanely kill and will stay that way. c:

actually, no it fucking doesnt, that just shows the change

>>76563267
Not a sanghi but dont want to go the commie land tbH, also hate mallus and theit English accent.

tfw no qt open defecating gf

>>76563304
Yeah, I don't watch isro broadcasts for that reason.

>>76563233
>BIMARU ONLY THEY SAID
>REALLY WHOLE COUNTRY IS RED

>>76563369
BIMARU fags don't work in their own state. They move to other states for employment.

Reminder that only communism can break feudalism in India.
But it necessarily won't, cue bengal.

If north wants to develop, adopt communism within democracy like kerala did.
This is not Maoism, which is the only major communism in north, bound to fail.

Surely the lakhs of northern workers in kerala will take some lessons back home.

https://www.michaelclarke.net.au/life-like-game-cricket/

really made me think

zimbabwe gonna lose to scotland lol

>>76563529
going to retire in india and die from some disease lol

>>76563544
>africa

>>76563584
>drinkable tap water

>>76563602
>not having wells for every home with enough water

>Actually.... how to play cricket?
Today india learn us. our cricket team have to need more study.
>indian team totally professional and our bd team totally emotional.....we r Bangladeshi we always love our country.

>That's the different between small and big team.
>But another big things today was very bad luck for our cricket team.that Toss....india always won the toss at big match.
but we r improving day by day.....once upon a time we will going with big team.
we r coming......

>well done india....bcz already u r the Champion in this tournament

>>76563267
>wanting to emigrate to Kerala.
lmao.

>>76563233
>>76563253
what kind of person saves these images?

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K E K
E
K

>>76564194
can anyone give me that clip? for the love of god.

>>76564194
HOWLING

>>76564223
http://www.hotstar.com/sports/cricket/icc-champions-trophy-2017/m181419/match-clips/icc-ct-2017-ind-vs-bd/2001806987
hotstar pe ja at 31st over in india's innings

>>76564264
thanks bhai, may god bless you with a hot girlfriend.

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>>76564194

She looked cuter earlier when I saw it.

They seemed like a team though.

stinking thread rg atm

Reminder Steve O'Keefe got banned from Domestic ODIs for next Summer because he called Kwahaja a paki

pakistani women>bangladeshi women>sri lankan women>indian women

>>76564570
our guy

>>76564570
/myman/

>>76564656
bit gay lad

who's the most patrician ex-cricketer on twitter?

>>76564668
Sehwag

>>76564666
learn some decent english you street shitter

>>76563253
>Kashmir with low rate
You obviously won't shit in the streets if you don't want your turds to be frozen halfway down the asshole

>http://m.indiatimes.com/sports/ross-taylor-might-have-just-given-virat-kohli-s-favourite-gaali-in-disgust-during-kolkata-test-262890.html

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>>76563258
>Bathes in river with high amounts of fecal matter

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11pQxHkZRIz

>>76560600
take that fucking towel off Jesus hed bro

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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4yEoZ88aU

next time better friends inshallah pakistan will win

>>76570928
>Banglel from yesterday's thread
See >>76562561

>>76566820
>a Muslim commie fuck who wants aazadi
nothing worse than your desu

>>76560600
Just had some cheeky vindaloo today. It was quite spicy.

Does anyone else get a painful sustained stinging sensation in and on their penis after they pee after spicy food? It's quite unpleasant.

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>>76571849
>defending poo filled """""holy""""" river
>implying I'm a muslim sandnigger
It's 2017, stop worshiping cows and consuming holy urine

/rug/

>>76571953
I do neither of them my friend, just tired of propoganda liberal bullshit that's going on.

>2017
> being a blue pulled sjw libcunt

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>>76572116
So now you call me blue pilled, sjw, libcunt because you've failed to defend your poo priest, implied I'm a muzzie commie, you've got nothing against me and attempted an awful reddit-tier comeback???

You're the reason why we need eugenics.

>>76572243
>instead of making and argument toh go hurr Durr that's all you got
don't meme your way out. I'm not wrong though btw you're a libcunt, go to your Feminist male forum pls .

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>>76572276
Why did you even defend a priest who consumes feces and urine in the first place?
>don't meme your way out
You're the one being dodgy
>I'm not wrong though btw you're a libcunt, go to your Feminist male forum pls
How did you even come to this conclusion? This is what happens when you can't respond logically. You can't bantz mate.

>>76572367
>Why did you even defend a priest who consumes feces and urine in the first place?
Source?

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Love cricket

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>>76572637
Elaborate the motive behind this post >>76571849

Respect all religions #onelove

>>76572744
Rate BBL on a scale of 0 to 10

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'Hatt Bhenchod'

Mitchell Starc will miss Australia's Test tour of Bangladesh in August due to injury, while left-arm spinner Steve O'Keefe has been axed despite bowling Australia to victory with a 12-wicket haul against India in Pune earlier this year. Ashton Agar has been included as the second spinner alongside Nathan Lyon, with Jon Holland overlooked after piling up 50 Sheffield Shield wickets at 20.78 last summer.

Allrounder Hilton Cartwright has been named in the 13-man squad and has the chance to add to the one Test cap he earned during Australia's home summer, while Usman Khawaja has been included after being overlooked for all four Tests in India. In the absence of Starc, Australia's pace attack will be made up of Josh Hazlewood, Pat Cummins and James Pattinson, although a fourth fast bowler is set to be added after Australia A's tour of South Africa.

>>76572890
3

>>76573375
Agar is a shit choice
Cartwright shouldn't be an allrounder his bowling is dogshit

Pakistan will win
Mashallah brothers

تُسَبِّحُ لَهُ السَّمَاوَاتُ Wasim Akram السَّبْعُ وَالأَرْضُ وَمَن فِيهِنَّ وَإِن مِّن شَيْءٍ إِلاَّ يُسَبِّحُ بِحَمْدَهِ وَلَـكِن لاَّ تَفْقَهُونَ تَسْبِيحَهُمْ إِنَّهُ كَانَ حَلِيمًا غَفُورًا

>>76573375
>Steve O'Keefe has been axed despite bowling Australia to victory with a 12-wicket haul against India in Pune earlier this year.
I am REELING

Cricket has uplifted me in my worst moments

I went through a very tough time last year at home, I had PTSD and all kinds of mental issues, but the thought of cricket kept me going. The Aus-SA series (where they did the major reshuffle for the 3rd test) was an amazing one. I used to stay up late to be able to see it.

There were times when cricket was all I had last year, I'd remind myself constantly that there's some cricket to watch on tv later.

Then things became better (relatively), and I went off cricket for a few months.

Got back into watching the CT, England, despite the rains, is my favorite venue to watch a match at. I love overcast and cloudy weather and conditions, and I found myself staying up late nights again.

Last evening, I was feeling rather upset (to the point where I couldn't even speak) because of something my gf had said, or I guess I should say had not said. It broke something in me, it made me very nervous, because I can feel this relation slipping away unfortunately. I really hope I can make it work, but both of us need to make efforts to make it so.

Then the thought of the Ind-Ban semis came to me, the colorful ODI shirts, the atmosphere, the competition. It was like someone lit a bulb inside me. I sat up straighter, and I became normal again, I found my voice. And when I did, we had a great remaining day. Sometimes, there's this weird cycle where you think the other's upset with you, and the other thinks you are with them, and you both stay quiet. I broke that cycle, at least last evening I did.

I frequent this general too, the shitposting is hilarious, the people not too reddit.

Keep dropping truthies y'all.

>>76574205
Based fucking daniel lads

>>76574205
>The Aus-SA series (where they did the major reshuffle for the 3rd test) was an amazing one.

It was the worst in 15 years

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Look at that, its taken Dumbiel 2 years to figure out what I told him the day Santner was picked

Any of you lads got that pic of langers daughters tits?

>>76574205

This was one aspect, among other things, that I noticed in the press conference. He took a conscious effort to give credit to the ones who deserved it when the journos asked him questions implying that it was he who deserved the credit.
Another aspect was him scratching hours beard to find something in there and giving it a sniff. Then he bit his nails and chewed the bits. Absolutely savage. I almost gagged.

gregory

is gregory related to david, ned, charles (2), arthur, syd, and jack gregory?

>>76574205
No way this isn't daniel

>>76576527
D

Love Strayan accent
Hate Indian accent

poo

>>76577175
stop posting your dinner menu hue

>>76577175
In your boca, macaco

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>>76560710
> based india with the bantz

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>>76568108
>(((tommy robinson)))

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>No grig until Sunday
>dead thread

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>tfw no thicc Indian instgran whore of a gf
jdimsa

>>76568108
based Pajeet

>>76577571
>>76577845
His opinions always fall on deaf ears. Must be excruciating to see what Luton has turned into.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4610258/Indian-villagers-taunt-15ft-python-swallowed-GOAT.html

leave snek alone filthy poos

>>76578428
Cheer up m9, snek would be kill if mother cow wuz eated instead.

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>>76578609
or if it were pakistan instead

I'm leaving the internet. Goodbye everyone
https://www.google.co.in/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DunRldLdllZ8&ved=0ahUKEwinqeWf3cLUAhUMvY8KHbD9C8MQ3ywIHTAA&usg=AFQjCNGroxM2ENM52O0LTh3Jn_bKk3w16g&sig2=1Kj5kfYncXX8CNAqI8zOfw

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>>76578663
Right

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>>76578741
>Goodbye everyone
I knew this was coming.

Who the fuck is Eminem anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1lH0HTvY_I

Is jains' desire to save microbes redbilled or bluepilled

>>76578796
it's retarded, but honestly mass suicide is the only option they have if they want to stick to their principles

>>76578851
Source? Name?

Why is there no good Indian porn

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>>76578912
IG: @sumeet_sahni

>>76578934
beautiful girls are rich ones. they are already on a pedestal. no incentive for doing porn.

poor girls are ugly.

>>76578934
illegal results in no production quality
and a culture of shaming means less homemade shit too

>>76578934
i know of a few good amateur vids

>>76578948
too much ass

>>76579003
>>76579041
There's no Indian porn in your country either then?

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>Be /desi/
>Don't teach 'Birds and the bees'
>Encourage celibacy
>Go on social media and type lewd comments
>Accept fake friend requests because profile picture has BIG BIG BOBEY.

porn of all kinds are disgusting. recreational sex is disgusting too
>"look we are touching each other's naked parts we're so grown up"

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>>76579112
Maybe a little

>>76579244
>look i am ignoring my instincts haha so enlightened

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>porn of all kinds are disgusting. recreational sex is disgusting too

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>>76579244
>t. Yogi Adityanath

http://www.firstpost.com/india/yogi-adityanath-believes-taj-mahal-has-no-connection-with-indias-culture-or-heritage-3704485.html


According to The Telegraph, these comments come a day after Bihar Chief Minister Nitish Kumar visited Darbhanga and indirectly dared Adityanath to make Uttar Pradesh a dry state like Bihar and declare 50 percent reservation for women. He also taunted Adityanath for not doing enough about gau rakshaks. According to IANS, Kumar said, "Talking big will not work... do something concrete on the ground to protect abandoned cows. Bihar is already working on a project to provide shelter to abandoned cows. What we say, we do and fulfill promises, unlike those who forget their promises."

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>>76579458
UP must be nuked

>>76579134
making hardcore porn is illegal in India

need indian gf with bristly shaven fanny and big chebs

>>76579278
>>look i am following my instincts like a robot haha i'm so evolved and sentient

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>>76579458

>>76580459
I don't have any pretensions about being evolved and cultured though

'ening to 'ment

>>76580963
classic india

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aLLnGagilU

>>76583792
>>indianreddit

>all these bantz between India and Pakistan
Wtf Bros, you guys go so well along in Kuwait, why do u guys act like enemies online lul>>76583650

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>>76583815
wot m8?

>>76583860
i think u should go to redddit india mate haha, but give us a bum on the way out will ya x

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>>76584276
>t. Saqadik Fakhar
For the GnR post? Nope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xGtwy39QYY

pavement seems to be a kind of last stand of implicit white identity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmFxgEGKH0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqi4l__r0Hs

>>76584520
pretty catchy

>>76584608
Nothing like a good dose of 90s before catching Zs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJwTSTlpsak

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>>76584704
Pretty /comfy/ desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk

I'm new to the sport and I've fallen in love

Nine months. Nine months ago, if you gave me a test of which terms were cricket terms and which were from Quiddich I'd probably score a 60%. I knew nothing. But after moving to Pakistan, I found that asking my colleagues about the game that's got the nation's attention was a great way to find out about both the sport and many aspects of the nation's culture.

I've been following Pakistan's course through the tournament. Watching the ICC semifinal match against England was exhilarating; the all-around athletic ability shown by both sides, the strategy, the psychology, the fast pace. Far more exciting minute-to-minute than the baseball and football I'm used to back home. And while I watched on TV I was following along here on Reddit and learned a lot from you all.

I can't wait for Sunday's match against India. I'm hooked, and I can't wait to read what you all think about your predictions.

>>76584801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDgpQBaziy0

thats a really bad choice of rhcp songs

>>76584863
fuck off daniel.prog rock is shit. get fucked

>>76584882
Still love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI

>>76584947
>phil collins
jesus dude,guess this is cool in india

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67bpqEZ_AlU

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>>76585118
It's isn't very popular here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmhjXEkI5Lg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sFvFVkeGVg

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>>76585248
FUCKING ONIONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lIdymq0DZc

>>76585219
good video and good song

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>>76585327

>>76585318
i can dig that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QddJDrZ3rNE

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>>76585390

>>76585398
Got chills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zFfRSeA1ls

>>76585431
Read that in Ed Boon's voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n3lJNHCmr4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbcgmwq3EU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbPajfIwRRs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-szbMx_93MM