/mlb/ general - SUMMER TRASH edition

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First for mests

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>>76555153
Based Dubyah

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>CIDF

>>76555182
I've been here since 2003. I'm 47 years old. I can tell you with absolute certainty that DG is the best shitposter that 4chan has ever seen.

You can only post in this thread if your team has won a World Series more recently than the Oakland Athletics

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This is Dwight Smith Jr.

He has 3 hits today.

>>76555181
We need another event to unify the country like 9/11 did.

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".

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oh hey there, Chicago

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>The absolute state of chiraq

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This is literally the same as winning the World Series to me.

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>>76555222
>YFW it happened today and we're going to lynch the media

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>>76555153
MARINERS!

>Cruz arguing against a HBP so he can swing instead of taking his base

>>76555220
Good job, Dwight.

>>76555237
F

>>76555220
Congrats DSJ
this seems like it will probably be a career highlight for you, good job!

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/los-ángeles/

>>76555267
more like Byron BUSTson

>>76555245
Gross. I like Trump but hate the yaks.

But it makes sense how he BTFO of cruz by defending new York

>>76555267
So that's what happened to Adam Dunn

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>>76555219

>>76555267
Need a stat for strikes with runners on and double-play situations. I'd rather a player strikeout in that situation than hit a grounder.

>>76555292
Stop dude. You are making Los Angeles look even more shit than it is

>>76555274

i'm in favor of expanding by two teams and going to true 5-game round robin for a 155 game schedule and regular season champion

then, seed the top 8 teams in a postseason tournament called the "world series," giving teams the glorious opportunity to win both

>>76555310
dont be stupid

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Whi /323/ here?

>>76555310

hit me with a formula or at least some criteria, i'm sure i can make fangraphs spit it out

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With 47 days left until the trade deadline, Brad Ausmus is still batting Victor Martinez ahead of J.D. Martinez and Justin Upton

>people were worried about osuna's velocity dipping
>brought it back up to 96/97
>added a cutter

glad he was able to pull through, and Im glad the jays gave him a somewhat long leash

>>76555237
story?

>>76555360
Strikeouts with runners on 1st and/or 2nd with 1 out or less

>>76555367
I don't know about you guys, but if I get on the flight, and the pilot is black, I walk right off that bitch.

>>76555386
no you dont

>>76555386
I thought you were banned BAJP

>>76555403
OK, first I say something to him like "You know, Halloween is X months away" and if he asks what I am talking about THEN I walk off

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HEY

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*hits 300 home runs*

>>76555451
lmao fuck cuckshaw.

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>>76555448
>THEN I walk off

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Post yfw a full game is played consisting of only homers walks and strikeouts

>>76555476
>that's a home run

why are new york fields so babby?

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>>76555380

no split for number of outs, so this is just Ks with men on

>>76555496
Thats how I try to play The Show

>>76555476
That's a flyout in any NL west park. Even Coors holds that ball

>>76555525
Hi Adam Dunn

>>76555509
Nice

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>>76555496

>>76555501
>>76555534
well its a good thing he wasnt playing in an NL park then

>>76555542
See you in 3 days.

>>76555509
And thus the "MUH BELLINGER" meme dies

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>>76555618
Who is your team?

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>>76555565

ahahahaha doyers

>>76555632
I don't own or play for a team

Why do they have commercials with Vin Scully talking in them?

All it does is remind me how much I miss him.

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Rockies win!

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>>76555501
Met's Right field distance is almost dead average, in fact all of their field dimensions are almost completely average

>>76555534
That is a homer in every single NL West stadium except Coors, although it would probably be a homer there due to how Coors just works. Due to the fact it was coming in high (so high right field walls like in AT&T aren;t going to stop it) it is a homer in 27/30 ballparks, potentially 28 if the meme altitude of Coors makes it go further.

tl;dr you are full of shit

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Is this the most cerebral pitch-sequence of 2017 ?

>>76555729
RIP that hill at Minute Maid.

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>The """""World Champion""""" Cubs just lost two of three to the Mets
season over?

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What if Barry Bonds played on the Moon?

>>76555729
Fenway needs torn down and I mean like right fucking now.

>>76555729
rekt

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>>76555759
Yes, even with this fucking ump they could not win

>>76555764
He'd die really fast as space suits do not meet MLB regulations

>>76555764

he wouldn't be able to actually join a game; only a handful of men have actually walked on the moon's surface, let alone start a baseball game there

>>76555729
Not reading any of that lol nice essay. Have your carer grade it.

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>>76555701
woo!

>>76555809
>Daddy Greinke damage control
just admit you were talking out of your ass, esé

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This just in.

Is this the most cerebral pitch-sequence of 2017?

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send help pls

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>>76555770
They wouldn't be able to build a non-meme stadium on the property so they will never tear Fenway down

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>mfw literally somebody has to pan out for us between all the prospects we have

>>76555859
Why not build it somewhere else

>girl I know is working a local minor league baseball game
>gonna bring me a bunch of burgers and dogs afterwards

fuckin eh, having ballpark food delivered to your house is something I would highly recommend

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just in case anybody was still "wondering" if the league was juicing the ball

>>76555864
I don't think you understand how probability works

>>76555875
are you going to deliver her a hot dog too?

>>76555875
You going to fuck after you eat?

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>>76555809
>Wow I got BTFO
>haha I'm not reading it, I win, kid!

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>>76555888
Even in our worst years, somebody panned out. There's no way that with the depth of the Phillies farm, that somebody doesn't become an above average player.
>mfw it's Ranger Suarez

>>76555889
>>76555890
doubtful, I have in the past, but were mostly just friends now and both kind of have our own shit going on. Although it depends if she wants to drink or not, and whether she works tomorrow morning

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This is Curtis Granderson. Say something nice about him

>>76555873
Fenway is in the middle of everything, there is literally no better place to build it. It would also cause absolutely massive fan outrage. The only way that stadium is going to be rebuilt is if its taken completely down in a terrorist attack, and even then they'd probably try to replicate the dimensions.

Miller is fucking trash

>the absolute SHITTY of Andrew Miller

>Indian Fielding

FFS he didn't even attempt to touch the bag

>>76555928
Uhhhh why do you have a purse in your locker?

should've traded that bum last week. now no one wants him

>>76555875
My homies sister works at the Dodger stadium parking and she hooks it up with the playoff tickets 5 days before public release. I don't fuck her I just finger her and proofread her labs essays.

>being so shit that Zmac has to bail you out

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>>76555950
YES, I CARRY A PURSE

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Our rotation is dead but at least our prospects are playing well today.

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>>76555958
>don't fuck her I just finger her and proofread her labs essays.

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Gonna need a webm of that entire 8th inning of Leaveland defense and run prevention staring with Cuckcisco Lindors epic fielding and Andrew Wieners homer.

>it was 2-2
>its 6-2

>>76555950
thats obviously a toiletries bag with his toothbrush, shaving stuff, etc

>>76556024
WS literally broke him

>giving up a HR to 50 year old David Ross

>>76556003
She's 19 bro and her brother is my longtime homie from junior high. I'm not an animal.

wonder if Francona bailed again feigning illness cuz he's a shit manager

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>Indians losing 6-2
>Cubs lost 9-4

What went wrong?

>>76556047
And they're both losing to teams that will be in the 2017 world series!

watch that bum Lindor pop up this inning

>>76556055
>Both losing to NL teams

Anon....

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Discuss

>RAGS

>>76556047
cubs rotation is trash right now. I don't think sonny gray or chris archer can even save it. HOLD ME BREHS

>>76556084
Cubs can't afford Chris Archer.

at least the Browns are playing soo-

>Myles Garret injured already

oh..

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>>76556084

>>76556102
Kill yourself (L)eaveland cuck.

>>76556095
Yeah it would take to much, he's locked up until 2021 for pennies on the dollar. Hopefully they add an arm, but this team is a shell of what it was last year.

>>76556102
People look forward to Browns season?

>>76556128
until they start playing, yes

>>76556104
We'll give give you Calhoun and Verdugo for. Other JD and JV. You pay the 100M of JV's salary

The Mets are coming for the NL East
Digits for a Nats sweep

>>76556139
Ryu and Maeda + latina slut

>>76556123
Cubs were never good. Zero injuries to their rotation and offence. Zero injuries to their offence. All-time great defense that padded their pitching staff's ERA 1.5 runs. Rest in fucking piss dumb virgin faggot.

>>76556135
At least you beat the chorgers last year.

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>>76556178
Ryu+Verdugo+Calhoun+Alana Rizzo for JD+JV (Detroit pays 100M salary).

>this one dodgers fan has legit autism

>>76556185
>No injuries and great defense discredits a 103 win season, 2 of the top 3 cy young candidates, and league MVP....great argument there sweetie

also >virgin keep projecting there bud

oh shit we'll be at .500 now and under .500 tomorrow. based

>>76556230
They all had FIPs if 3.5+ with ERA's under 3. The differential was insane.

>>76556229
>This one injuns nigger is so mad he is getting his ass kicked up the curb

>>76556185
they are a good team who massively regressed

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>>76556261
Don't call him a nigger. He's a piece of shit beneath human but niggers are still people. The poor thing has been drowning in piss for about 18 innings now. Let it gasp for air so it can recover.

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>Cubs defense regresses
>All of their pitchers get a fuckton worse

Really tickles the ol pickle

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>>76556211
Verdugo+Calhoun+Ellen Kershaw for JD+JV (Detroit pays 100M salary).

>>76556259
So based on your argument good defense isn't a measure of a good team? Sorry that's just retarded, I'm done arguing with you.

>>76556298
Is there an even more cucked city this Cleveland?

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>>76556307
You're high as fuck. You get a little African negro but not Ellen.

>>76556327
Detoilet

>>76556081
was looking for this

>>76555729
>reading that nerd shit

Dodgers bullpen doing their best Indians bullpen impression

freakin chisenbum

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The quality of this thread got immensely better once I filtered "Dodgers" and any of its derivatives

The whos are about to blow a huge lead to the orange ducks.

lol @ the Dodgers front office putting Maeda in the bullpen to save some shekels.

>>76556035
What happened? How did he break?

>>76556364
Tank rolls on!

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>Be American
>Play Baseball
>Get shot

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>Ausmus on V-Mart in 4 spot "no one questioned it in the month of May did they? You'll find out when I make the change or if I make the change."

I don't know why this dork is giving this much attitude while being 4 games under .500 and in 4th place of the division in mid June

>>76556364
Get fucked Phillies, you can't stop this tank.

>>76556389
Guy seems like a real douche-bag, like Mike Matheny level

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>>76556381
Mentally

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>>76556363
What healing ointment do you suggest for post-anal sex? My gf been using this for a while but maybe you know of something better??? Have you prolapsed yet or you just grid through it???

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>>76556387
>Be the New York Times
>Give the shooter an idea of when and where to kill Congressmen back in April

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>>76555249
MARINYAS!

>>76556423
I would say "JUST" but I'm sure they'll simply find some way to weasel out of it by blaming the alt right for it.

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>more dodger fans than Leaveland fans left at regressive field.
>a game in which their "ace" Cuckey Kluckber started.

Who here can explain this?

>>76556389

3, 4, 1, 2

3 is already loopy enough to do butt stuff in the uber

>>76556476
Bandwagon has officially jumped off. Notice how all those faggots who used to post their meme images in this thread are mysteriously gone? Can't remember the last time I saw multiple Injuns posters here.

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>>76556476
When your team is losing badly shitty fans tend to leave early

>mfw I remember the time I stayed all the way until the end of a massive blowout after the red sox manhandled Philip Humber which including a youk slam

>>76556423

m8 i think if an out-of-town reporter can figure out the security protocol, it's probably pretty obvious to anyone

is this shit game ever gonna end

>>76556503
>You now remember Philip Humber pitched a perfect game

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>>76556524

I always remember

J A N S E N
A
N
S
E
N


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

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Should've buried us when we were almost 10 under .500

>>76556524
I would remember it more had I remembered to take the commemorational poster home that day. Its one of the regrets I have in life being so distraught by that blowout that I left that piece of history on the seat next to me as we headed out heads hanging low. Oh the irony of youk later being on this team.

>>76556584
>Bragging about not making the playoffs

>>76556627
>The playoffs start in June

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>Yfw a team has a corporation name for their park

>>76556639
The story will stay the same in october. Enjoy watching Matt Harvey golf!

>>76556656
>Matt Harvey being relevant to the 2017 Mets
So you don't watch baseball?

>whos

>>76556649
I hate Yankee™ Stadium, Dodger™ Stadium, and Wrigley™ Field for that very reason

>>76556665
>Not being good means he will somehow not be on the team
So you don't watch baseball?

>>76556670
Isn't it great, tank rolls on

>>76556682
>>Not being good means he will somehow not be on the team
What are you even trying to say? He's the worst starter in a 6 man rotation, and had another outing cut short today. He's literally not even in the picture.

>>76556476
Califags are cancer and metastasize everywhere?

>>76556683
>>76556670
philliesfag SEETHING RN

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>>76556627
>if the season ended today scenario

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no windians

>>76556696
That doesn't change the fact that he'll be golfing with the rest of the Mets instead of playing Baseball come October

>>76556671
>Names two teams that don't have corporate names and one that does


Is this the power of injun education?

>>76556709
If the season ended after 162 games the Mets still wouldn't make the playoffs.

>>76556716
Cool, think what you want. Everyone is allowed to have an opinion.

>>76556723
MLB teams are corporations

>>76556738
I agree. but facts are facts. And when it's all said and done the Mets will have at best, the 6th best record in the NL and second in the NL East.

>>76556755
>facts are facts
Opinions are not facts. Nor are predictions.

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>>76556713
Dodgers win!

>>76556739
You know what I mean you stupid shit.

Having someone elses name plastered all over your stadium like the good little cucks you are.

MLB Tonight is suggesting a 21 year old team cancer, drug user to save the Nationals bullpen by September lmao

>>76556768
And when it's all said and done the facts will align with what I said.

Are the Asstros elite?

Biggio

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Injuns

>>76556788
Maybe. We have to wait and see, though.

>>76556785
>A bank offers you money to put their name on your park
Literally taking free money for a a couple signs
that money can be the difference between signing Bryce Harper and signing Khris Davis

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it must suck having corporate named stadiums desu

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>>76556807
>Being strapped for cash

lmaoing at your lyfe bruh

being a mets fan is fucking stressful

>>76556811

nah, it literally affects nothing whatsoever

>>76556811
>That dip bowl known as Arrowhead

lmao

>>76556822
At least be creative like the Royals. Naming your stadium after the team that plays in it is just lazy and reeks of artificial dignity

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>>76556811
>tfw Mets aren't sponsored by MetLife

>>76556811
Why? No one gives a shit but "muh tradition" fags like you

>>76556852
>being underaged

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>>76556841
>He is still trying to justify being a good goy

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>>76556846
>team plays in NYC
>"Citi" Field
it's pretty great as far as sponsors go tbqh. still miss Shea tho

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>>76556524
>I attended that game

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>>76556828
The only, ONLY thing good about being being pretty shit for the most part is that it gives me time to save up thousands of dollars. I will see the Mets win the world series. I dont give a fuck if its $10,000 for a single World Series game 7 ticket in California. I won't miss it.

>>76556870
sup Saiko

>>76556866
Looks like an oversized minor league ballpark

>>76556838

FIERS IS ELITE

HE IS THE ACE

APOLOGIZE SPCEMAN

>>76556866
Overall, all sports considered, Citi is pretty desirable and tame.
Could've been some bullshit like Barclays Field or KeyFood Park.

MetFood would've been funny.

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1stros
I'm thinking they're back

a giant fucking red arrow

a fucking leaf

>Not selling your fields naming rights to Enron

lmao fags

>>76556892
Fits well with their aim to go down and get the #1 draft pick this year. Will they get penalized for throwing games so obviously though?

>>76555355
626 babby here

>>76555355
Who is that guy?

>>76556909
>trying this hard to become an /mlb/ personality
It's just not working, man.

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>>76556811
It's going to be interesting to see what they name Safeco, since the naming rights are going to expire in 2018

>>76556909
These Silicon Valley fags will start buying naming rights

>Facebook Field
>Snap Arena
>Twitter Park

>>76556923
might as well name it Blue Jay Field at this point

>>76556932
>>76556931
Still better than Guaranteed Rate Field.

>>76556915

I've never even seen you in a texans game thread you fake houstonian

>>76556932
Luzhniki Stadium

>>76555729
>Fenway park being babby central
even worse than Yankee Stadium

>>76556948
This is what I mean. It's just cringey.

>>76556959

Craig Biggio played in the NL?

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>>76555729
Here's a (You) for BTFO that other guy

>>76555729
NL West ballparks are all heat and altitude related ballparks. it's why San Diego can have such small dimensions and be a hitters park

>>76556984
You can stop samefagging anytime now.

Looks like another trip is getting a filter lads.

also wtf michael pineda you fat fuck

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>>76557022
Filter me.

Oh wait.

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>>76557011
>implying

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>Aaron Goldsmith @heygoldy
>19 RBIs –
>Mike Zunino in June

>16 RBIs –
>Jonathan Lucroy in 2017


really makes you think

>>76557031
>pissboi literally turned off his trip to avoid being filtered
Top fucking kek

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>>76557011
nigga what

>>76557033

still wanna tongue that chubby butthole

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>>76557033
This is now /los-ángeles/ property gracías.

i wanna start watching baseball how good are the mets

76557031

dont ever @ me again you faggot

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>>76557033
I need to go to the bathroom real quick.

I will be back in 20 minutes.

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>>76557044
same

>>76557043
sweet shoop.

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>>76557040
I live in your head now. Rent free.
My minions (you) elevated my shitposter status to biblical 4chan icon.

>>76557097
k

>>76556871
>I dont give a fuck if its $10,000 for a single World Series game 7 ticket in California. I won't miss it.
there are many Cubs fans that said this over the last century. you know what happened to them?
they died anon, they died

>>76557075

i would actually, unironically, pay for a bottle of her piss

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>>76557123
l-lewd

>>76557123
attracted to chubby plastic woman
is also a pissfag

really tickles the ole noggin

>>76557150
>He likes sticks with giant fake tits

Not even him senpai but kys

>>76557150
who is the other?

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>>76557150

> plastic

>>76557164

I like anything with giant tits

>>76557204
Even men?

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>>76557204
faggot

>>76557182
Her ass definitely had lift if you'd ever fucked a plastic you'd know. You don't eve have to have been one just looking at he fat in her hips. It's a real shame because she's a fucking Olympic Gymnast. It's sad. Her lips look good though.

>>76557213

yes, and fat chicks

And of course, sticks with giant fake boobies

if you prefer post olympics mckayla to her while she was competing you are a sub human and most likely a doyers fan

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>>76555984
I truly have never been this excited to go see Mike Fiers start a game
yet here we are

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I filtered one word, and this was the result. Really nice thread now!

>>76557250

know how i know you're a virgin?

>>76557261
I don't know what happened to him but Fiers has been fantastic since he came back from the bullpen

>His team plays in a Stadium

>Not in a Park or Field

It's like your team isn't even a real baseball team desu

>>76557302
Tell me buddy. Please.

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Discuss

7 or 10 years until SanFUCKcisco can clinch a division?

>>76557341
>guaranteed rate FIELD

>>76557363
I'm not buying the Rockies and Diamondbacks being able to sustain success for that long. They both look good this year, but I don't think the Giants will need that long to turn things around.

>>76557351
i was there that night little buddy
you know the night

>>76557391
Rockies pitching can collapse this season yes, but they're all rookies and under control for 5 years. Jeff Smarhahshajabbaa is the Giants #2 pitcher after Cueto gets traded. Let that sink in. Brandon Crawford is 30 years old. Bumshit has to be signed for 200M+. Christian Arroyo is their #1 prospect and ain't even worth most teams #5 prospect. Arizona position and pitching are A+.

>>76557363
>the giants being in last place is the equivalent of winning the ws for doyer fans
makes sense, it must be tough never having seen your team win

>>76557426
real classy rubbing that in

Gas all giants fans.

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>New York Mets starterMatt Harveywill be examined by doctors Thursday for what manager Terry Collins called a "tired arm."

>Harvey came out of Wednesday night's game against the Cubs after a season-low four innings. He allowed four runs on four hits, including back-to-back home runs to start the game, and averaged a career-low in fastball velocity.

>"We're going to have Matt looked at just as a precaution," Collins said. "He'll go see the doctor. Again like anything else, when someone is just abnormal. It would be one thing if Matt was 91-92 (miles an hour), but it's another thing when he's 89.

>Harvey underwent surgery for thoracic outlet syndrome in July of 2016.

>Wednesday night, he said he was "fatigued" and "tired" and the most concerned he'd been since the surgery.

>"It's pretty frustrating," Harvey said. "My arm was not working at all."

>"I looked up a few times and saw 86, 87 on the fastball. ... The last time I threw 87 on a fastball was freshman year of high school."

>>76557455
>Breaking news: Matt Harvey is still terrible and injured

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>>76557426
>the HIV+ assblasted SHITHOLE of (YOU)

>>76557455
I give it 2 years before Harvey retires.

>>76557482
>he hasnt watched his team win a ring

>>76557422
Yeah fair points, still though 7-10 years is just too far to predict down the line. I mean realistically they could be shitty for the next 2 seasons, develop their farm and be competing for their division in the next year or so. Just look at how bad the Rockies were 3 years ago.

>>76557312
McCullers worked with him on his curveball and that's made a huge difference.
I definitely don't expect him to keep it up given his track record, but if there's a time >we need him to pitch like he has been, it's right now. Also Martes and Peacock (especially Martes) not sucking the last couple nights is a good sign.

>>76557455
>its' a New York tabloids overhype an athlete episode

Seen it with Linsanity. Seen it with le one handed catch man Beckham. King with no Ring Lundqvist. Mark and Gary 'Sanchize".

madman rick is having his starter pitch the 9th

>>76557482
this chick is grosser then that Nats gib closer girl. Pls stop.

>>76557542
t. starting watching baseball last year

Harvey was god-tier in 2013, very good in 2015, and hot garbage afterwards. Mest ruined his career by blowing his arm out multiple times.

This team is the only one to not have an interleague win in 2017

>>76557563
(L)eaveland?

what is going on with the ducks? I legit feel bad for them at this point

>>76557561
When did I ever say Harvey wasn't good
All I said was the media hypes him up.
Dark Knight. Harvey Day. It got to his head.
He will never recover from that Game 5 "I want the ball" moment

>>76557588
Aren't they winning

>>76557588
They're blowing out the whos.

>>76557588
Garbage starting pitching

>>76557599
ill blow you out

>>76557599
>>76557597
>beating a team intentionally throwing games to tank is an accomplishment

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>>76557556
>>>/r9k/

>>76557597
>>76557599
and then they'll be right at .500
there was a period of a couple weeks early on where they were tearing up the division. did peanutgate break them?

>>76557593
The media hyped him up because he was an incredible pitcher. It's not their fault he's regressed horrifically from that point.

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>>76557615
Her nose looks like Cookie Crisp

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>>76557630
Not that guy but yes Harvey was kinda-almost Kershaw tier in 2013. He was that good. It's a tragedy was that imbecile Warthen and Collins have done to his career.

Harvey would be a legit #1 if he was on the Dodgers and raised by a ivy league organization in Los Angeles California.

>>76557669
Probably. His 2013 Fip was like 2.03, fucking mind-boggling. Syndergaard headed down the same path, I'm afraid.

>>76557669
honest question, do you find all that shit she throws on her face attractive? it looks ridiculous

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>yaks

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Gonna get a Beer to go with our Burger

Literally who can stop us?

>>76557641

Fuck I forgot cookie crisp was a thing. I kinda want some now desu

>>76557757
Fly it

>>76557732
what is "all that shit"? all girls 15-24 look like that. instagram did this, im not mad, average girls look like models when they suck your cock now its awesome for everyone involved.

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>playing the show
>runner on first one out
>get the guy to fly out to center
>runner doesnt even try to advance
>throw ball to 2B
>2B catches it clean
>"E8 on the play"

kek this is the most broken game in sports vidya history

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hey boys *tee hee*

>>76557819
its not 2013 anymore.
you dont matter, you can't even beat kershaw anymore

>>76557819
please tell me this is a drawing of a real photo

>>76557834
>cant beat a generational talent
oh wow that is so telling wow

>>76557864
>St. Louis
>Hot white chick

>>76557866
I thought kershit isnt good?