No it's really me, Sean.
>>76539349
>Can't tell what team this by looking at Jerseys
Go Southern Radiology.
good thread
>>76542598
danks :DD
JB Hi-Fi
Just did a poo lads
Waleed on centrelink watch
was supposed to go to work today but blew it off to sleep in lol
Australian sports are jokes. When are we going to stop wasting all of our great athletes on AFL/NRL?
We just lost to fucking Brazil 4-0 and could struggle to get to Russia 2018.
Doesn't this bother you?
Don't you want to succeed in a tournament people outside of Australia/New Zealand have heard of?
It's fucking pathetic Australia, We all know Soccer is going to be the only sport played in the entire world in 20 years, so why bloody delay it?
We should start the next generation on soccer only, otherwise we're always going to be shit like this.
Go buy a season ticket for your local A-league team when they come up for sale, Support your local kids clubs, convince your kids, nephews, cousins, neighbours kids to start playing the wonderful game and maybe, just maybe, Australia will know that GLORIOUS feel of hosting a world cup and doing well in it.
Sean is obese lol
based you
based me
based poomunity
>>76543079
(You)
>>76543079
would prefer to be better at apehoop tbqhwy
>>76543390
>no games
And about 40 I can play on superior platforms
Imagine unironically supporting bulldogs and xbox
Basedogs
Basedbox
Imagine paying $500 for a console and then another $650 for two of the same consoles that have no exclusives then saying they “won” with a straight face
Imagine if you weren't DCE
HEY, YOU HERE LAD?
LOL
LAD
LAD
LADLADLAD
LMAO LADS XD
INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD
LAD
A
D
LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL
LADS CHECK IT OUT
I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS
LADS LTD XDXD
LE LAD LAD LAD HAHAHAHAHAHAA
YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS
CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA
LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
LAD
LAD
A
D
>>76543545
sort yourself out
>Nate Myles released mid season
So Manly are officially done for the season?
Just buy a fucking PC you mouth breathing xbox retards
>unironically being a peepee gaymer
>>76543603
Just buy a fucking Basedbox you mouth breathing PeeC retard
*wins the SC premiership*
I saw two magpies peck a helpless peewee to death yesterday
>>76543713
There are no guarantees in rugby league
*eats thai curry*
*wins game two*
*wins premiership in a soft year*
what NBN provider are you lads with?
Jake Friend is autistic
*fails to make the QLD side over an old grandpa on the verge of retirement*
Cronulla Pharmaceuticals Ltd
*wins 2017 premiership*
Another lonely week cause there isn't enough footy :(
I love and lothe origin lads
Cucknulla fartypooparticles Ltd.
Reminder that based JT will save us.
KEK
FART
POO
JAJAJAJA ME GUSTA XDDD
He actually believes that in his heart of hearts.
Sure do
Casual reminder that I predicted NSW would win the series.
>ZERO female referees in origin 2
I will NOT being supporting this blatant sexism on the part of the National Rugby League and will NOT be tuning in to Channel 9's broadcast.
>>76544109
go back to >>>/tv/ trippy cunt
Waleed Ali.
>>76544180
Just thought I'd put in my two cents. Was going to go into length about how network ten fucked things up but it's just full of teenagers and their "LE BRING BACK RUSSEL COIGHT CHEEZ TV xD xD". /tv/ has gone to absolute shit since I left 4 years ago.
Got a (you) from a trippy lads
*has a miracle comeback and wins the /nrl/ hip*
>>76544238
>LE U FROM LE TRIBBBY xD xD
Have another one clown.
Looking forward to Josh DuGOD EXPOSING poorius pooyd
Made a trippy literally SEETH lads
>>76544259
Based.
>>76544270
good feet
>>76544270
Reminder to filter all tripfags lads
/nrl/ is my last remaining form of social support lads
Some lazy fat cunt i work with decided to sleep in this morning and not come in and i had to rearrange all the dvds myself
Just reset my router lads.
Just fucked up all the dvds at Video Ezy lads
>>76545064
tfw video shops are dead
We still unironically have a video ezy in my town. Haven't been in there for years though, no clue what they actually do in there now. Rent dvds to old people and tourists I guess.
>>76545145
probably a front for something shady lad
may aswell open up a fucking roller skating rink
Cried again lads
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up
>>76546264
fuck off bucks
>no DCElite
>>76550980
>M. Moylan
Can I get a quick rundown on DCElite?
>>76542575
t. Melbourne customer
>No footy tonight
Might as well start tying that rope hey lads
>>76556027
Gotta keep this thread alive till Fridy might as well talk about our dinners here tonight anyway
lad
Wtf I love din dins now
>>76556094
>din dins
So what're you having tonight ?
>>76553356
Based DCE:
- loves his mum
- well spoken
- intelligent
- hot sisters
- good captain
- refs can't touch him
- nice bloke
- plays EXCELLENT football
>>76556489
You forgot:
- never chokes in Golden Point
-NOT a cherry boy
-always kicks the perfect field goal
- beautiful smile
- gives mature and responsible interviews
>>76557000
>- gives mature and responsible interviews
He really does, was blown away tbqh
Got my ASCA level 1 lads. I'm now qualified to be Newcastle's strength and conditioning coach.
>>76557143
How do I get big like WalkGOD
>>76557157
You need to be reborn with godlike genetics, or take enough testosterone and HGH to match Sean's natural levels.
>>76557183
>take enough testosterone and HGH to match Sean's natural levels
roger that boss
Xbone X has been confirmed for not being true 4k, and uses dynamic resolution, checkerboarding and upscaling to reach "4k", and confirmed to run at 30fps, lads.
The absolute STATE of Australian Poonion
>not building your own 5k PC to shitpost and stream 720p NRL games
You're all virgins
>>76557375
>He fell for the "build your own" meme.
Good goy, you're so intelligent buying individual pieces, you're a builder, you're a computing whiz kid.
just at a work training day lads
>>76557656
t. macbook fag
>>76557000
cheers lad. theres a lot of positives about DCElite if im being honest will add that to the pasta
Can one of you lads post the LADS XD pasta.
I've been having a really good day, my self esteem is high and I'm looking for someone to knock it down a few notches.
rate
>>76557286
KEK
Console peasants should just pooicide
Just burned 647 calories lads from just walking which Sean inspired me to do.
can't think of a single reason why anyone would support the titans lads
I love the Titans now that Based Hayne is in the team lads
Lifelong Titans fan here.
>>76558435
Virgin
>>76558194
Titans/10
What is Based JT having for din din lads?
>>76558594
petroleum jelly and aborted foetuses
>>76558604
>petroleum jelly
>petroleum
>petrol
Fixed.
>>76558594
hungry jacks bruz
>>76558594
your mum's vagina
Having petroleum jelly, hungry jacks and your mom's vagina for din din lads
Just recorded the PM making casual jokes about based JT and pretending to be Hess and putting on a Hitler mastache lads. He's going to get impeached by the maroons will win so it's all old
>JT had to have gay sex with Hess to prove he was fit enough to play
THAT is the kind of dedication you would NOT see from poo foul fails.
feel a bit sad lads
>>76559174
Based as fuck
That gay sex will make qld win
just realised there's no game on tonight, thought it was starting in a few minutes
fuck
had a panic attack on the way to my last exam but was like fuck it im not postponing this shit so i just sweated and got all red and wanted to kill myself but ended up smashing the exam
alls well that starts fucking shit
no footy so ill be on thekennel stirring up the lads. saw BMoz at the casino, hes not that big, hes just a sprinter meme.
Just posted my blog on /nrl/ lads
Just pretended to have a life outside posting on an image board for anime fans lads
Just got real salty when someone called me out for posting my blog on /nr;/ and then blasted someone for doing the exact same thing I'm doing lads
Getting bullied lads
Hungry Jacks is actually shit.
Burger King is better.
Added another one to my ever growing of trippies lads
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
Guys pls no bully but how is WalkGOD I see him mentioned every now and then and I've always wondered.
Waleed Ali.
>>76560041
Only casual racists don't like what he has to say. He's intelligent and well informed. Causal racists just see his skin colour baka
>>76560040
He is busy preparing his Nobel Prize lecture he has to give as a part of winning it
I heard he was going to discuss and dissect the history of the BroncGODS
>>76560064
Does he post? and he's a broncGOD fan like me wow
>>76560057
t. reddit
>>76560144
Don't (you) me
>bunnies vs hayne tomorrow
ZZzzZZzzzzzZZZZZzzZZzzzZZZZZZ
walkie transitioned into a canberra "fan" you disgusting newcunt faggot
>transitioned
Sounds like he cut his dick and balls of to be a HOOOOOO *claps* fan. What a faggot
Just bought Horizon: Zero Dawn from jbhifi for $39 lads.
>>76560816
PC version i hope
>Not going to see WalkGOD and getting staff discount
kek
KEK
K E K
>>76560823
just playing counter strike lads. the banter is even worse than this general if im being honest
>>76561028
Haven't played since 1.5. Deagle awper here. Still the same, can I be old school with the new shit?
>>76561067
played a bit of 1.6 then gave up
im on uni holidays and am going to play poker for most of it. i used to be good at online poker. i dont expect the game has changed that much, fish still do what fish do.
>>76561130
Only ever played poker with mates 2bh, can't say I was ever good.
Good luck to you though mate. Btw I was the one who called you out on blogging if that means anything to ya kek.
>>76561163
i couldnt give a shit lad youre all like NPC's to me lad
>>76561198
Shit mate I wasn't expecting that.
Are you from a single mother household, never had friendly bantz before?
>>76561220
youre one of thousands of anonymous people, how am i meant to give a shit what any anonymous person says
hell even if i knew you id have to respect you to listen to you
>>76561247
You're listening now lad
>>76561252
you and i have different definitions of listen
>>76560632
Hahaha excellent post.
Wait did I just hear the wind lads?
Sorry that was me, had some KFC for dinner.
Last for BroncGODS
last for DCElite
Last for RoostGODS
manly
how many injured players are the titans getting tonight lads
I'm gonna bet 3
>>76562624
That's my peem
>>76569915
REAL /that'smypeem/ HOURS. WHO TF UP?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5KD8Q9vDuWM
>>76570141
IF YALL AINT ON HOLIDAYS BAKA
REAL THEKENNEL HOURS
just waiting for my mom to make me some pasta lads
ARMS is out today lads, just got my copy
>>76570947
let me know how it is. it looks bad if im being honest. the beta just did not seem fun at all
>ARMS
You spelt autism wrong
Based Hayne WILL score 2 tries tonight thanks to KFC and Harvey Norman shop where the nerds shop.
E3 was shit lads
E3 was great lads I finally feel represented not fully we still have a long way to go but we're slowly getting there
E3 is cucksumer porn lads
E3 didn't have enough PC content lads
>PC
>Content
KEK
E3? More like PEE PEE
>one guy talking to himself about E3
nice poomunity you have here
Just bought a new graphics card for my PC.
True 4k incoming
remember to wosh goylan a happy birthday today lads
This is, by far, the worst thread on /sp/
>>76572522
And Latrell Mitchell.
>>76572557
>He's visited and rated every thread on /sp/
Cherry boy.
>>76572557
based reality check
Reminder that cherry boy will never be a maymay lads
>>76572840
Thanks for reinforcing my forced meme lad.
It only grows stronger
>Implying that wasn't my intention
cherry boy
benjiBRO
Chris Mcqueen playing 5/8 lads
Hayne isn't playing tonight, retard.
ive been unironically watching counterstrike like i watch the footy lads. not saying its a sport but it sure feels like watching one
>>76573134
would you mind (You)ing me next time mate?
>>76573053
where will he be in 5-10 years lads
ass coach of Wests tbqh
>mfw Hayne doesn't score in origin two and starts hogging the ball and diving for the line from 20 metres out
>>76573053
Fuck Benji desu
He is to New Zealanders what Uncle Toms are to niggers
Sell out piece of shit should have played for the Warriors instead of sucking dick in Aussie for nearly 15 years
WarGOD DYNASTY IS HERE HAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH REST OF /NRL BTFO BHAHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA /NRL/ WAS WRONG AGAINHAHAHAHAHAHHA
d-did you guys let an american take over this general?
Ballplaying centre just got released to Superleague, lads.
its just one guy. just filter burgers my man
Predicting the Rabbitohs in a rout tonight.
Predicting some gayfl faggot will incorrectly predict tonight's GOATrl game lads
whatever happened to the man who broke his neck vs melbourne storm?
if youre as bad at tipping aussie rules as footy then i will absolutely not be tipping souths
>>76573568
EXCELLENT post
based rc
Need to fucking win this week m8s
Hitler did nothing wrong.
GOATcastle dynasty starts next weekend lads
>>76573685
He lost
My sc team is Glenbrook galahs.
Just letting you know you should rate me.
GOING to win this week lads
What's the point of the rest of the sc season? We all know I'm going to win it all.
Te Maire Martin signed with the Cowboys lads
>>76573747
>implying my dynasty doesnt begin tonight
>>76573747
Based I love Lamp enjoying a holiday in Australia.
1. Billy Slater
2. Valentine Holmes
3. Will Chambers
4. Darius Boyd
5. Dane Gagai
6. Johnathan Thurston
7. Cooper Cronk
8. Dylan Napa
9. Cameron Smith (c)
10. Jarrod Wallace
11. Gavin Cooper
12. Matt Gillett
13. Josh McGuire
14. Michael Morgan
15. Josh Papalii
16. Coen Hess
17. Tim Glasby
18. Cameron Munster
I WILL win Supercoach from under the radar.
>>76573821
Based I love Lamp enjoying a holiday in Australia
>>76573829
Based Terrence enjoying his life in NZ.
Cant wait for souffs to lose lads
>be Jarryd Hayne
>ORIGIN GAME TWO
>NSW is down 16-12 with 5 minutes left
>Fifita makes a line break and the ball gets passed out to me on the wing
>Sprint like I've never sprinted before in my life
>there's a few QLDers gaining on me
>speed up
>I hear my inside man screaming "HERE!!! PASS THE BALL JARRYD"
>Decide not to pass it because I'm Jarryd Hayne and I always have something to prove
>This could be a pretty sweet try for me and I could do a little dance after I score for the cameras and be in the highlights
>get tackled and dragged into touch
>Full time siren sounds
>get up and abuse my inside man
>throw the ball at the crowd
>spit on the ref
>spit on the ballboy
>spit on the kids who want a high-five from me as I leave the field and show them my iPhone porn collection
>decide that my dream was actually to compete with Tiger Woods in the PGA tour
>set sail for the USA in the hopes of securing my spot in my new Dream Sport
>NSW goes on to win the series
>>76573591
He got the nickname wheels
>>76573685
He single handily ruined Nationalism in Europe forever.
>>76574012
this website.
>>76573961
Amerifat 49er fan here. is he considered to be a piece of shit? seemed ok when he was here for his cup of coffee. honestly think they should have given him more opportunities, he was great in the preseason
>>76574138
He's shit. At his "peak", he was an average rugby-league player, would often dive/stay down for penalties and would throw a tantrum whenever his team was losing, which was always.
Otto.
>>76574138
The grubs in the media have turned on him and he's a "bad guy" now. He's a good man though.
>>76574138
>is he considered a piece of shit
Only by the contrarians here on /nrl/
>he did good in preseason
Yeah but he dropped his first catch in game lel
You could see he knew his dream was crushed instantly. It was pretty funny. Especially since our news media hyped it up every day for about two years
>>76574138
He didn't have many fans before he left the NRL. Most people saw him as a lazy crybaby.
test
>>76574128
Rumour has it tmm was boning merrins bird
>>76574023
Meant for the post about Jarryd Hayne >>76573961
Chinese Democracy is the best Guns N' Roses album.
>>76574228
I thought it was Sweet child of mine
>>76574128
Meant for
>>76574139
>>76573961
Hayne's destiny is to play field hockey.
comix_corp
Whats for din din lads?
>>76574308
That's my reddit account. :) Go Bulldogs!
_lazarus_
>>76574310
Just a simple matriciana pasta.
thread just started smelling really bad lads
>>76574310
just whipped this up quickly
>>76574414
nice pasta
>>76574414
Haha
>>76574310
just had a lentil curry from Top In Town Indian Resteraunt in Mt Gravatt lad
>>76574228
In an April Fools' review of Chinese Democracy written two years ago, Chuck Klosterman suggested that if it wasn't the greatest album ever released, it would be seen as a complete failure. Chinese Democracy needed to be a spectacle-- something that either validated its tortuous birthing process or a Hindenberg so horribly panned it would somehow validate Rose as a misunderstood genius. Instead, it's simply a prosaic letdown, constructed by a revolving cast of misfits ultimately led astray by a control freak with unlimited funding and no clear purpose, who even now remains more myth than artist.
reality cuck on cuck watch
yummmmm
>>76574414
wtf is wrong with your toes my man
>>76574440
based walkie leaving his tootsies dirty so his gf can suck them clean
>>76574440
>>76574443
It's from a pic sent to Gordon Ramsay's twitter.
>>76574474
another good tip rc
Lads I keep getting (yous) from a trippy, I got like 3 yesterday and 2 today. I'm going to start a kickstarter I just don't know what to do I'm literally shaking.
>>76574486
maybe if you weren't such an idiot I wouldn't have to respond to your stupidity.
Stay here RC, /nrl/ is right up your alley
>>76574519
no, take it back to /afl/
>>76574532
He's yours now
>>76574547
Christmas has come early this year
>>76574310
ya mums cunt
>It's half time and the thread is dead
Nice POOMUNITY
>>76574683
wrong general, the homosexual cum swallowing championship general is that way -->
Sam Burgess is OUT
Why?
Surgess OUT
>>76574738
>>76574741
>>76574731
He's making a surprise debut for Queensland in Origin 2
well shit
an already boring game tonight just got more boring
>>76574738
To fuck ME over that's why
can't wait for mad max to be a reality lads
>tfw no broncGODS game this week
>>76574831
witness me walkie
le walgie xdxd
Based WalkGOD
kickoff in 2 min lads
I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A HUMAN BEING
Based Adam “The face that runs the place” Reynolds on Man of the match watch
>>76575233
>>76575233
they need to get EA making these, looks like a n64 game
>>76575258
EA doesn't get involved in anything that won't make them money. They make billions on ultimate team microtransactions alone
"short" break
kickoff "7:50"
whats with the star wars music
>>76575298
best one
>>76575291
it's star wars week
Woke up at exactly the right time for kickoff lads
>>76575326
based neetbro
>poouths
GLORY GLORY
>>76575326
go back to bed. not worth watching
>it's another under 8s episode
>tipped pooths
anyone scored yet?
>>76575350
yes someone has
FOR /nrl/ EYES ONLY
>>76575349
You'll get a correct tip then.
>>76575363
what an atrocious jersey
>>76575379
you'll get your boyfriend's tip tonight
>pooths
>>76575399
lol pwned
>>76575399
>implying being gay is an insult
You must be over the age of 18 to post here.
gotta work tonight lads
homosexuality is fucking gross trippy
I think it was nice of Sam to not just admit his injury was his back from carrying the team all year
>>76575419
There's nothing wrong with being gay, don't get so defensive
Just gave the bunnies a penalty for no reason lads
>this crowd
NRL on life support watch
just yelled at the ref about a forward pass lads
I got a back injury from being a sexual plaything for dozens of strong burly men
>>76575442
Probably not even enough money to pay for the electricity bill
>>76575438
I know there isn't. In fact I've "literally" had homosexual experiences and enjoyed it.
>>76575455
better raise ticket prices, that always works
>>76575455
it obviously makes more money than the ANZ clubs to their suburban grounds. pretty sad desu
>>76575467
don't (You) me
>>76575483
have another one dickhead
Only /v/irgins will get this meme.
Souths should sack their coach desu. Bunch of unmotivated donkeys
>>76575503
watch the language there mate this is a family game
>>76575467
>literally had homosexual experiences
Yeah I've played a few games of AFL in my day too
>>76575521
they were paid to lose this match, that's why sam didn't show up at the last minute
Please stop replying to trippies lads
My neighbor is a soufs customer and I just heard a loud bang, should I be worried lads?
>>76575551
My girlfriend in the crowd
Feeling sexy and intelligent lads
Can someone give me a quick rundown on DCElite?
>>76575566
he is just spending time with his wife
Rate my new Tinder profile lads.
>tipped pooths
>>76575574
He's a spineless little twirp cunt faggot bitch cherry boy
>>76575577
based walkie
>>76575574
Based DCElite:
- loves his mum
- well spoken
- intelligent
- hot sisters
- good captain
- refs can't touch him
- nice bloke
- plays EXCELLENT football
- never chokes in Golden Point
- NOT a cherry boy
- always kicks the perfect field goal
- beautiful smile
- gives mature and responsible interviews
>>76575577
So that's Walkies real name
>tfw head sandwiched between a sweaty footballer's thighs
just tried to sell a no-try lads
>>76575605
Souths will come back and win, just watch and see.
Who's starting the netball grand final thread on Sunday
>>76575648
You are
imagine being such an attention starved loser you have to use a tripcode on 4chan
>milky desperately made 4 trades this round in order to scrape a win, despite this move fucking up the rest of his season
KEK
Enjoy not making the 8,you albino manlet fuck
>>76575648
Tipping the Sunshine Coast in a close one.
Angus Crichton is so fucking food
>>76575657
I only made 2 trades.
>>76575648
SexuAlity Check the trapfag is
Pretty cool that NRL has grown to the point that they can put a qld/nsw cup game on prime time on a friday night
>>76575672
good looking*
COME BACK
>>76575674
t. panicked albino cuck who made 4 trades
>>76575699
that was me
Souths are fucking BACK lads
>titans are so shit they're going to lose a rigged game
Souths fucked me bareback lads
hurrell tipped poouths
Just spat the dummy lads
no hayne moe pain
get a haircut
Just got a topless haircut lads
just gave another man a topless haircut lads
Lmao the softest fucking try ever
That is a try.
kek
KEK
K E K
That wasn't soft, that was just heart, desire and determination
5 vs 1 who wins lads
Not happy, lads.
Poobitohs on wasted ref bribe watch
gonna make a cup of tea lads
Not happy Jan
Just pissed in this faggots kettle lads
Boiling some piss to make some faggot's mom coffee lads
Just bought a sweet chili twister box lads
Scraped some dandruff off my head the other day at the factory and put it into a packet of Sweet Chilli Twisters, lads.
Licked some cunts sweet chilli twister, swear it tasted like dandruff though.
>>76575860
use head and shoulders, it works.
Based netball
my tea smells like piss lads
Where the fuck is Sean, I wanna belt the cunt. Come on, fucking show your face bitch
Just pretended that netball is a real sport lads
>>76575871
How do you know what dandruff tastes like?
Found my new prostitute's personal facey, lads
https://www.fb.com/vicki.ratliff.3
>shilling netball this hard
kek
KEK
K E K
Just gangbanged a fat chick from Craigslist
There is no doubt in my mind that that faggot watches netball
>Netball Grand Final
>two best teams need NRL and AFL franchises to make them relevant
Might watch some thighball lads.
>using big words with the /nrl/ audience
kek
>tfw no maori nz netball gf
just replied to some little faggot lads
>>76575900
We have to prop up womens sport you fucking sexist.
>>76575904
Left>Right
>Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.
lmfao
TonyAbbott_PBUH here, give me attention ya dog cunts xd
>his netfu isn't BASED and ELITE
just discovered I have an armpit fetish lads
>>76575915
Cox > McMahon
just discovered i like girls lads
Just exercised my ethical superiority and became a vegetarian, lads.
Just discovered I'm a girl in a guys body lads
>>76575942
hands off buddy
Just discovered I'm not a pervert and don't know all these netballers
>>76575954
Based walkie
Excuse me but the WalkGOD meme and all other related memes are property of Australia and should not be used by other countries. You have been warned.
Just remembered there's an NRL game going on lads
SOUFFFFSSSSSSSS
Souths on That's My Team™ watch
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5KD8Q9vDuWM
walkcunt
kek
KEK
I have been to Jessie jay twice and I can say she is definitely the woman you see in the photo. The first session I had with her she was 5 months into her pregnancy. She was definitely one of the best if not best escorts I have been to so far. she gave me a blow job which made me cum and not many do that and then we tried multi positons which I came twice. she let me sucks her nipple as well and we did some light kissing and she let me touch her vagina. definitelya great session. The second time around was average but she nine months around that time. This was a week before she gave birth she had a real glow to her but the session was different because she was towards the end of her pregnancy.
Please don't bully me I mean N
Just bullied N lads
>>76576026
It would be cool to have sexual contact with a pregnant human female if I'm being honest lads
>>76576040
Get your gf preggers lad
>He didn't VC Crichton
SOUUUFFFFIEEESSSSS
>>76576040
Finding a decent looking pregnant girl in her 20s girl with massive boobs is a pretty rare find. The price is a bit high but the product/service is premium, so I do recommend if pregnant girls are your kink.
I arrived just in time for my booking. When the door opened I saw the same girl infront of me as I had in her adverts on the internet which is always a good thing! I introduced myself and stripped down before going over to the bed. I was asked if I would like a light massage which I accepted, it was nothing heavy duty but relaxing none the less. During the massage we chatted about her pregnancy and the overwhelming size of her GG cup boobs! After the massage I rolled over on my back and began to play with the massive pregnant tits infront of me. Jessie mentioned that she was lactating a little bit and not to freak out if anything came out of them. I mentioned that I had a lactation fetish and the more milk leaking out the better. As I fondled them I could not get over their immense weight, they would have been at least 5kg each! I started to get a few drips coming out but had to be careful as they were quite sensitive and I did not want to cause her any discomfort. A few minuets later Jessie grabbed a condom and began giving me covered head. After a couple of minuets she asked me to tell her when I was ready to fuck. Another minuet or so later I told her I was ready. She positioned herself over me cowgirl style and slid my cock inside of her. I was in heaven as I thrust my cock inside of her and fondled her dripping GG tits that seemed to be enormous hanging down infront of me because they were! I could feel her belly pressing against me which was firm. I kept going in this position until my time was almost up as what more could a guy with a pregnancy, boob and lactation kink want! I finished up and had a shower.
Gonna end N's season lads
I already did that m8, LAST week
>>76576045
I will definitely get the girlfriend that I definitely have pregnant but I will wait until the broncos win another premiership just to be safe
>>76576040
>>76576062
I should mention that I was also offered a shower when I 1st arrived. However out of respect I always have a shower and change into a fresh set of clothes just before I see a working lass.
Overall Jessie was a very present experience, she also has a lovely mannerism
Unfortunately she only has 1 week left before she gives birth, however I asked if she would be offering lactation services after to which she replied yes :)
Happy punting :)
>>76576075
>>76576062
>>76576026
t. Jessie Jay Marketing™
Just spent my NEET savings on Jessie Jay lads
>Caring about VC'ing anyone when captain statpad is playing against weakend teams
>>76576090
pics if you're interested
>https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Brisbane/Independent/ArmaniAnderson/
>http://brisbane.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/armani-sexy-aussie-babe-0400147769/33575467
>http://brisbane.cracker.com.au/FemaleEscorts/pregnant-jessie-jay-0400147769-in-spring-hill-free-parking/18703920
>>76576103
gross desu
>there were people in this thread "literally" doubting my tip
>>76576119
Virgin.
>>76576103
>josh poogan level tattoos
Could not go in the trash any faster
sad part is he genuinely thinks people were even thinking about him
just thought about him lads
>>76576121
So what if I'm a BroncGODS customer HUH HUH WHAAAAT
>cruising my way to my 9th straight win, 11th of the season, and will easily win the premiership
kek, just give up
>>76568909
just need 2 more lads
HE IS DEAD FO SHO
There are AT LEAST 300 people in the crowd
>>76576155
/afl/ here
KEK
>>76576155
I think I could hear someone open a pack of chips
>>76576149
Titans had a guy go off in like the first 10 minutes
>>76576159
that was me m8
Just opened a packet of Samboys Atomic Tomato chips lads
>>76576160
oh shit
1 to go
watching Ghost on based Gem lads
>commentators talking about the small crowd
>what happened?
kek
KEK
K E K
>>76576159
Were they chilli twisters?
Milky you rancid swine
>>76576192
Thanks hun.
Glad that i'm neither an albino or a manlet lads
He tipped Pootans
why is the ref calling colonel sanders general?
>>76576229
Post of the night 2bh lads
>>76576180
I hope they're not implying that all the souths fans established in 2014 were just trend followers falling for the narrative
Why is he called Milky when he should clearly be called cancer patient?
>>76576245
Look at the fucking muffintop on Dora
GLORY GLORY
>>76568909
based me tipped 3
Just broke my leg in 4 places lads
What the fuck is a shaker bag lads and should I put my chips in it?
Would you rather Coen Hess or Angus Crichton ravage your asshole?
>>76576276
Crichton for sure
>>76576276
Why not both at the same time?
Is Angus Crichton the saviour of the white race?
>>76576287
>tfw don't have two buttholes so Hess and Crichton can drill me at the same time
>>76576290
No, that's Nick Cotric.
just forfeit the game you pussies
>>76576275
It tastes like ass m8
Angus Crichton would literally be captain of the Wallabies right now if he stayed in poonion
>every tackle a pootans player dies
>>76576297
>implying double anal penetration isn't a thing
titans confirmed for booted out of the NRL next year
>>76576311
Bring back the Bears
>>76576313
give WA a team again 2bh
Why isn't he in the starting side for origin lads
If half the titans team dies each game, isn't it time to hire better trainers
>>76575233
why would they put the softest cunt in the game on the cover
Hamish and Andy with their new series at 7:30pm lads
>it's a shigs stapads against danny in a pathetic attempt to boost his PD episode
Titans would have won this without soufs refball
who cares lol. its a good thing for me if I have an easy finals opponent
Brisbane bombers
>>76573762
it's actually true
kek
>>76573810
Hope Munster gets switched for Morgan 2bh
Who else feeing a little bit /torn/ lads?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SgNvWfCMMh0
>>76576365
That was my first waifu, please leave her alone
>>76576313
>tfw da bears win the prem
>Alex Mack wasn't his first waifu
kys my man
>>76576058
Reminder
forgot to vc crichton lads
This jungle monkey can't catch a banana
Just changed my VC from Surgess to Chricton lads
>>76576378
Haha yeah same haha
>having a special handshake with you butt buddy
Literally gay
>>76576377
why didn't you post it BEFORE the game dickhead?
get FUCKED
FUCKING E L I T E (1337) T R Y
titans could still win this
Just got a call from Tom Sangster confirming that I am indeed a Supercoach.
Angus Crichton on future Prime Minister watch
>>76576385
t. nigel no friends
that was a boring game, gonna go take a shit
Based elite rabbits
Reminder that if the Hayne Plane was playing titans would've won 68-0
>>76573961
>Hayne lame
>Containing elite and sexy CriGOD
Inb4 Gallel scores 200 points
walkcunt
Reminder that "Jarryd" "Hayne" has won as many premierships as I've had girlfriends
imagine being that idiot who doesn't have crichton
imagine being that idiot who traded him out despite him being a season keeper
DCElite vs. Hayne + Hess
Who wins?
>>76576440
Imagine being that idiot who did NOT VC him tonight.
>>76576439
So 0?
>>76576440
>implying i didnt pick him up for about 200K while you faggots all held off and had to pay over 300
wrong, i paid about 280k for him.
No, I got him before his first price rise
I paid $0, Supercoach is a free service
What did I mean by this?
>nrl fantasy
How fucking dare you not give me any (You)'s. Do you have any fucking idea who I am?
Angus Crichton used to literally molest little twinks in his Union days
https://youtu.be/DtP3tfKwf7s
josh reynolds Ltd.
Keeping my (you)s in the bank to appreciate lads
>keeping your (you)s in the bank despite the inflation rate being higher than the interest rate
kek
>>76576466
>he doesn't have supercoach gold
Honestly /afl/ is more friendly you're just a bunch of jerks
>>76576477
Why isn't he playing as a back for the souffs?
>tfw got anti-schedule babby'd out of finals contention
This must have been how Matt felt a few years back
>>76576477
what a povo fucking field
i though poonion was supposed to be rich? fucking kek
That is literally /gayfl/s only meme you seppo manlet piece of shit
>>76576494
Cry moar fgt
>>76576500
who are you m8? i've got three teams in the top 8 right now and i can throw my matches against you if you like.
>>65994704
>>65994704
>>65994704
kek
KEK
>>76576515
Sure you do.
>>76576530
Porcupine Tree, Cowbucks and Broncucks Ltd are my teams, although one will be out of the 8 by this weekend.
>>76576511
I went to your Melbourne cup and it was SHIT
>>76576536
I'm not up against cowbucks for another month or so. Played the other 2 though.
>>76576556
who are you? i'll make sure to throw the game against you.
>>76576563
Fabulous. I dont even think i can make the finals anymore though.
>>76576572
if you win all your remaining games you will.
you only need 12 wins to make the 8
Angus Crichton.
Waleed Ali.
>kevin walters will be sacked if qld loses this year's origin
kek
hope nsw win 3-0
George Thorogood
>>76576611
If he wants to win he should try and poach Angus Crichton
>>76576611
Nope QLD will win, they always win
just screencapped some seppos incorrect tip lads
>>76576582
Wont be easy. I'll have to get past you and gummi bears. And i'll be against chickenfoot in round 18. I am lucky to have a most of the minnows in my upcoming draw though.
>>76576611
>QLD begin the revolving door of selections and NSW begin a dynasty
Sure is easy to 'pick and stick' when youre winning.
>>76576662
The Qld loyalty/pick and stick narrative was a myth created by the NSW media. And you idiots ate it up.
Lets get this bad boy to 1000
has anyone had the 10 dollar popcorn chicken bucket? is it worth it?
is KFC still open this late?
>>76576685
You need variety, after 40 pieces of the same shit and 40 to go you start feeling sick.
KFC opens way too late and closes way too early.
>>76576672
The team always had the same backbone and they played better together because of it.
Though having the NSW team run by Gallen, Farah and Bird never fucking helped.
Just fapped to Amy Schumer and now watching her hilarious comedy specials on Stan while enjoying a nice block of M&M Crispy lads
>>76576723
Are you me?
>>76576733
i'm not fat, so no.
>>76576736
You'll find your "country" is more fat than America, little boy
i didn't say anything about the weight of any countries.
i said that you are fat, and i am not, which is true. guess i hit a nerve, huh sweeite?
Just sent some ameriburger into damage control over his country's obesity epidemic m8s
198lbs 15% body fat desu senpai
thanks for finally admitting you're a fat cunt
So jealous of my avg American body, what are you 110 soaking wet little boy
>without irony, being fat in 2017
kek
Time to stop posting skele
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>76576721
>not mentioning mythall piss
trip ON poosterkid
Pearce has always been good though. Those other guys were the problem.
>>76576809
based joey defending his son
Last for America
>>76576805
Piss was never running the team. We'd always get into the attacking zone and we'd have Farah at dummy half, Gallen at first receiver, and fucking Bird getting it after that.
I dont think.its a coincidence that the blues are doing better when the halves actually have more control
https://warringtonwolves.com/club-news/pomeroy-mid-season-signing-wire/
>>76576958
Thats a coaching problem, NOT a personel problem
Shit Sport
Shit Thread
SAVED BY AMERICA
Just DDOS'd Youtube as a part of my plan to boost JB Hi-Fi share price lads
Haha great story
anyway
A M E R I C A
*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
How many NRL Premierships has America won again? How many State of Origins? That's what I thought.
>>76577701
Legitimately a good pic walkie m8
>>76577701
not a bad looking fella
>>76577759
>>76577812
>He is considered good looking in Ausfailier
U
S
A
last for broncgods
basedly
I'm here all day, try the veal
got no job to go to im assuming
>>76577823
theyre being sarcastic you dumb fuck
>>76576736
kek usa btfo
>>76578303
damage control
KFC
TACO BELL
WalkDEVIL
WarGOD DYNASTY IS HERE HAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH REST OF /NRL BTFO BHAHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA /NRL/ WAS WRONG AGAINHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>76578545
TN here and go away I'm taking over this pathetic thread
Just did a big fat smelly poo lads
usa is a fuck
12040301039 dead burgers
Just keeping the thread alive at work lads