/trans/ - Sun's out, slags about edition

>Normie League

First for Zizou

>>76530540
Gf is off to work in Germany over summer, should I be worried?

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>Jose Mourinho has ruled out a move for Fabinho this summer. (Manchester Evening News)

Any Liverpool bid to sign Douglas Costa from Bayern Munich could be scuppered by Manchester United. (Liverpool Echo)

>Aleksandar Mitrovic has admitted he may have to listen to any offers that come his way this summer. (Newcastle Chronicle)

West Brom are struggling to offload unwanted winger Callum McManaman, having received no interest in him so far this summer. (Express & Star)

>Coach Lee Bullen has revealed the Owls want to complete their transfer business early this summer. (Sheffield Star)

Michael Keane will not be coming back to Old Trafford this summer. (Manchester Evening News)

>Hull City receive bids for Harry Maguire and Andrew Robertson

>>76530540
>but have scrapped the appointment of a director of football after resistance from manager Arsene Wenger. (Evening Standard)
wtf I love wenger now

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/a/

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Reminder that Morata:
>scored 20 goals last season without being a first choice
>is a La Liga winner
>is a Serie A winner
>is a Champions League winner
>is a Champions League semifinal scorer
>is a Champions League final scorer

>>76530614
who re/a/l madrid here

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Tolisso to Bayern when?

>>76530564
I didn't, m8. I didn't even get banned which would explain the deleted posts. What the fuck is going on?

>>76530633
would rather Belotti desu

Rumours circulating that there were scouts in attendance watching your gf the other night. She's getting tapped up

>>76530633
can't wait until he starts missing sitters and mooning tap ins

chinese pedo cartoons OUT

just bought myself a season ticket, lads.

>>76530651
>I didn't even get banned which would explain the deleted posts.
Probably a janitor, they can delete but not ban.

I'm quite glad that teams have come to realise that doing business quicker means the player has more time to get settled and has a chance to start better with the club.

>>76530700
Is Belotti actually good or is he a meme? I never trust hype around Italian strikers.

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>>76530710
No.

How many players will the powers that be allow Liverpool to sign this summer?

We need at least six and probably a whole lot more than that

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I just love how even google ads laugh at amerifats on /spee/

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>>76530634
!
>>76530633
Do not weaken my ABU stance by signing a qt boy.

>>76530591
What ever happened to that guy?

>>76530789
>not using an adblocker

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>>76530789
>not having adblock

When they put in ads like this, ads I need to specifically add because they get round adblock, they're having a laugh.

>>76530805
They made sopa out of him

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>>76530710
talking about China, they're out of WC and Syria still has the opportunity

>>76530704
Anon called a press conference this afternoon to deny these rumours, claiming that 'gf is not a member of this team, nor will she ever be.'

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>>76530745
Most likely but still singling me out lmao. What an absolute nerd.

>>76530745
they can sort of ban you for 15 minutes

>>76530574
might aswell start looking for a new gf

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>mfw I got banned for 2 weeks from /co/ for posting bump

>>76530890
Just go to /aco/, it's better anyway.

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>>76530830
I forgot how shit this site looks without a custom theme/settings.

>>76530540
>Former Chelsea goalkeeper Asmir Begovic hopes ex-Blues central defender John Terry, 36, will join him at Bournemouth this summer
Begovic really needs to fuck off.

>>76530914
Nobody does my requests tho

>>76530934
Don't care didn't ask, Muslim.

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>>76530867
I miss Jannyposting

>>76530890
What was the reason? I've gotten so many daft bans over the years when I never used to pre-2010 that I didn't bother renewing my pass.

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>imagine not rating Alvaro

>>76530830
I haven't used anything but the catalog for years now, what the fuck is this

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>>76530954

>>76530967
Wow, nobody in the entire history of the sport has ever hit a shot that perfectly, from such a long range.

Why aren't Madrid demanding 150m for him?

Is Pickford good?

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>>76530977
Fuck knows. I went on /a/ for like the first time ever and it was there.

>>76530967
HOLY SHIT. NOBODY HAS EVER SCORED THAT TYPE OF GOAL BEFORE. HOLY SHIT. RECORD BREAKER OMFG.

>>76531003
I hope he didn't say Chinese.

>>76530840
Best pairing canon WHEN?

>>76530840
How are they out so quickly, did they lose every game kek

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>>76531011
post Xavi quotes on Pickford

>>76531016
https://youtu.be/zjaVworIn_Y?t=106
He does

>>76531028
Gerrard was better, only millenials think Scholes was.

>>76530990
that post will never not be funny

>>76531028
#respect

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>>76531028
>le sport bible quote ginger man

>>76531035
This is why everyone hates Arsenal.

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>>76531035
REE

>>76531049
So you're a Gen Y fag then thinking Gerrard was better? Since if you're over 34 you shouldn't be on this website. That 42 year old dude on /trans/ is an exception.

>>76531063
To be fair it's probably animated in China.

hi

did anyone snub manchester united today?

>>76531063
better than that anime liverpoolfag gimmick shitposter /trans/ has.

>>76531073
Korea's more likely.

>>76531076
Is Cavani's face *aesthetic*?

>>76531076
Messi's autistc face is funnier than random Hitler desu

>>76531083
Just Pickford

>>76530964
For literally posting 'bump'

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>>76531049
>You now remember Gerrard saying 'this does not slip' before slipping on his arse in a must win game

>>76531102
Seems fair.

>>76531102
What page was the thread on?

>>76531111
>2017
>pages
nice quads though

>>76531102
Yeah but the ban message, was it "For posting bump"?

>>76531088
That weirdo left ages ago.

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>>76531136
No I didn't. I just don't post it any more as there's no reason to laugh at Arsecucks atm, you guys are doing it for me.

>>76531130
Global 6

>>76531158
I was talking about kirino

>>76531158
Oh my God, I fucking hate you.

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*carves the Javi Martinez situation apart*

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>Carlos Salcedo joins Eintracht Frankfurt on loan for one year

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>>76531173

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>>76531166
Ah right, carry on then m8.

>>76531167
Keep it up mate, maybe you'll be a ABA as I am one day. You're trying the angry monkey gimmick, so keep it up lad.

>>76531169
See, this guy stuck with his gimmick for years.

what pl club would kumiko follow

>>76531199
Chelsea.

>>76531063
>>76531073
>unironically getting memed on by Gnabry

Oh god there's fucking no sports after the england game tonight for like a whole month

Even the Americans only have baseball in season and it's like 100 games before anything matters there

>>76531204
would love to know what exactly was going through his head mid-slip

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>>76530986
>>76530954
Imagine actually doing it for free

>>76531111
Consider them checked

>>76531204
>Tfw we cuck slipperpool hard these days
Feels great man.

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>>76531218
Zooooooooooooooooooooooom

>>76531234
an car is not an sport

>>76531204
HAHAHHA. SO FUCKING FUNNY. HE POSTED IT AGAIN, LOOK GUYS! ONLY CONCENTRATE ON THIS ONE EVENT 3 YEARS AGO AND NOT TOTAL COLLAPSE OF SHIT CLUBS LIKE ARSEKEKS OR UNITED LOL!

Fucking pathetic.

NINTENDO WON

>>76531243

He's talking about professional zooming, you fucking idiot

>>76531218
>not watching tsu add another trophy

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>>76531243
Is buying and selling players a sport?

>get snubbed by a literal who
>best pay close to 100m for a white Chicarito
>Manure

>>76531246

Scouse as a bowel of salty mince and veg, I see.

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I want Man City to win the league desu

>>76531217
>read the first line
>check hachichan /sp/
>/sp/ is titled shitposting

>>76531260
entire seasons are being won or lost at this very moment

>>76531246
top fucking kek, mad bin dipper

>>76531286
I do not.

Fuck pep and his (((catalan))) tactics

>>76531297
Cripplechan is dead. Their /sp/ used to be unironically better than ours, but then a load of shit happened with the people who ran the site and everybody left (again). Most of their /sp/ went to endchan or something.

>>76531286
and we want you to kys, but these two things won't happen.

>>76531217
>rule was incorrect, but frankly I don't think it has a place on /tg/ anyways

What rule? I once got 3 day ban for 'spamming' because I told a quest thread to go to the fucking quest board.

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How good is this arse ?

>>76531328
v&/10.

>>76531314
>>76531323

Why do you opppose Man City winning? Is it personal? If so, whats the problem?

>>76531328
top 4

>>76531328
United would pay £85m for it.

>>76531339
Do you seriously want them to win because they've been filled with some arab cock via the owners?

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>>76531328
I remember this arse

>>76531254
>mfw

>>76531318
Yeah, I found a .pl cripplechan /sp/ talking about a second exodus.
It was a weird feeling, like walking in a ghost town and finding a telephone recorder talking about everyone leaving. This is how archaeologists must feel like.

>>76531339
Because playing Chequebook Football isn't quality. He spent £250m last season and got the coveted Top 4 trophy when even fucking Arse won a trophy of relevance and United won 3. He's already spent £100m this season, £150m if the Sanchez claim is correct and he's just gonna keep going.

>>76531360
I want them to win because I like Pep and I find it admirable he wants to play attacking football no matter the circumstances

>>76530989
>>76531016
ABUs in meltdown

>>76531365
I really doubt City (or anyone) will get Sanchez, it's all a betting ruse imo

>>76531365
Fair enough.

>>76531380
Someone's getting him, Arsenal won't let him leave on a free

>>76531364
>walking in a ghost town
That's what it feels like. I'd left cripplechan -- and imageboards in general -- in early 2016 and only came back a month or so ago. I'd gone to cripplechan first since that was were I'd made my home. But /sp/ was gone, /intl/ was gone, /b/ turned into a joke. None of what made the place good remained. So I came back here.

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what the..

>>76531364
>>76531318
>be me
>look for other chans
>top in "Top Chan List"
>click first Google link
>mfw

Had to delete my browser and reinstall.

>>76531372
Mate, it's easy to play fucking attacking football when you buy all the attacking footballers from your rivals and to prevent your rivals from getting them at a reasonable price. It's disgusting. It's not personal to City, I hate it when Chelsea do it and United as well.

>>76531392
They will unless it's £50m to Buyern. City will have to pay £60m+.

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>>76531012

>>76531398
I just went on endchan and I saw their /sp/ is american as fuck, no flags but the sport threads are about american sports only, at least the first pages.

>>76531404
>>top in "Top Chan List"
>/tag/jb/
Yeah I ain't clicking that.

>>76531365
Will be funny watching him to fail in the league and europe again after spunking all this money.
>Reddit-He IS the best manager in the world, he just needs more time...

>>76527454
story behind the pic? Context?
----------------------


somebody post webms of girls shitting. BIg solid logs. I find it relaxing and calming.
Like, imagine how relieved they must feel after getting rid of so much poop. It's satisfying to see.

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>>76531402
TAPPERPOOL

>scousers in charge of not being criminals

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>>76531189
I actually rate carveryposting, real proper posting

>>76530591
>Clocks that guy in the head with his med pack before running out
Kek, hes the real mvp

>>76531402

>Posting this shoop every day in every thread

Sad.

>>76531420
>I just went on endchan and I saw their /sp/ is american as fuck, no flags but the sport threads are about american sports only, at least the first pages.
That's basically what remains of what was once cripple/sp/: Burger sports and GETs. Like I said, dead. That's what happens when they decide to split the community further.

>>76531426
t. Gianni Morandi

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>>76531426

>>76531452
Can you tell me what happened to split the community? I am curious.

>Douglas Costa seems closer than ever to Juventus, as the Bayern Munich man’s agent was in Turin for talks with Beppe Marotta today.

Costa -> Juve
Sanchez -> Bayern

http://app.football-italia.net/?referrer=www.football-italia.net#article/footballitalia-104073&menu=news-all

>seven year old boy
What did they mean by this

>>76531466
>Costa
how is he now?
I remember he was doing great under Poop, what happened?

>>76531247
Is it 100% cartoon shit or there're any game for normal people?

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>The agent of AC Milan striker Carlos Bacca has said there are several clubs interested in signing his client.

>Manchester United are interested in the possibility of sabotaging Chelsea’s pursuit of Tiemoue Bakayoko, although they prefer his Monaco team-mate, Fabinho. If they can’t persuade Monaco to sell they will likely turn their attentions towards Nemanja Matic and Eric Dier.

>David Ospina’s expected transfer to Fenerbache looks as though it is about to fall through according to the Turkish press.

>The Portuguese press are reporting that Liverpool are in talks with the Porto midfielder Rúben Neves.

>Antonio Conte is considering a move for Carlos Bacca as a possible replacement for Diego Costa.

>Arsenal have set up camp in France this summer by the looks of their targets. But they appear to have missed out on midfielder Corentin Tolisso. The Lyon man, who had initial talks with the Gunners, have agreed a €40m with Bayern Munich, according to BeIN Sports.

>Sevilla president Jose Castro says they are working hard to try and sign Manchester City striker Nolito and his former Etihad team-mate Jesus Navas.

>Chelsea manager Antonio Conte is said to be eyeing up a deal for Napoli forward Lorenzo Insigne as a replacement for Eden Hazard.

>Stoke have told Aston Villa to pay £1million for Glenn Whelan. The Potters have already rejected a £500,000 offer for the Republic of Ireland midfielder.

>Barcelona are looking to increase their pursuit of Philippe Coutinho who is reportedly "thrilled" to be linked with a move to the Bernabeu.

>Arsene Wenger has reportedly told Olivier Giroud he won't block him leaving Arsenal should he wish to leave.

>Arsenal will complete their surprise move for CSKA Moscow midfielder Aleksandr Golovin, according to reports.

>>76531515
He stopped caring

Name one good thing(just one) related to Liverpool.

>>76531538
New Mario and Metroid

>>76531573
I rate Dirk Kuijt

>>76531466

SNUBCHESTER UNITED

>>76531573
The memes

>>76531463
From what I remember -- and it might not be accurate, as I spent a year away, as I said -- it started when they completely fucked up upgrading the software from the site. It ran like shit all throughout 2015 and there were multiple failed attempts at moving better software -- the so-called 'Infinity Next'. Next was programmed by Joshua Moon, a known lolcow. You can imagine how that went. People got frustrated and started to leave for better places, but nothing too dramatic happened. But in the meantime, the place got shat up by... I think they were goons, but I'm not really sure. Within the site, they came from a board called /intl/ and they, by their own admission, wanted cripplechan to die. The moderation was completely incapable of containing them, not to mention there were several people arguing they shouldn't (because 'free speech' I guess) so more people left, myself included. In the space of time since I left, Jim Watkins, the owner of 2ch, tried to impose more rules, which triggered even more departures, including from some mods, Frederick Brennan stepped down from/got forced off of the admin position, so even more people left and... well, you get the picture.

>>76531573
torres

forgot how to speak to people and im off to a bbq in about an hour lads
what do?

>>76531573
It's not Myanmar

>>76531573
Klopp

test

>>76531625
drink and talk about sp

which club would make for great anime

>>76531625
Drink 6 or 7 beers in the next hour, and write i love /trans/ on your palm

>>76531599
Thanks senpai, it's interesting. There are so many sites and people I don't know about, I wish I spent the days simply surfing the web looking for new sites to read.

>>76531573
>Taiwan flag
>Myanmar
wut

>>76531660
Liverpool

>>76531660
Leicester the season they won

>>76531625


>>76531657
this tbqh. Talk about how much you love /trans/ lads, and how much time you spend shitposting here.

>>76531679
same desu,except instead of new sites,its new everything,im too scared to come out of my comfort zone

>>76531657
>>76531667
cheers lads top advice

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gf just sent me this lads

>>76531625
Offer a robust yet unprompted defense of Alex Jones

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>>76531573
Their tears and failure.

>>76531573
>>96

>>76531573
Keeping Arsenal out of the Champions League only for Wenger to sign a new contract anyway?

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>>76531625
Show them pic related and ask for a source

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>>76531035
>the look Welbeck gives when Gnabry says ham and pineapple

>>76531731
>one thing
holy fucking shit can /a/utists do anything right?

>>76531749
STOP posting this
>>76531625
Drink a bit. Stand around the grill and chat with the lads.
>>76531573
Stephen Bunting

sunderland should have lost all of their leverage once they got relegated

paying 30m for a keeper who presumably wants to stay in the prem is ridiculous

>>76531749
Why are men so creepy? You all really need to work on your porn addiction.

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>>76531573
They are an absolute joy to watch.
The club, the players, the fans, everyone is so criminally deluded, scum and retarded that there's not a single moment where they aren't humiliating themselves.

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>>76531778
You are quite upset.

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>>76531816
please leave

>>76531625
get off here so that when you're a few beers down your brain doesn't decide to scream APOLOGISE or JUST or some other shit

>>76531816
L O N D O N
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D
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>>76531588
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>>76531747
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>>76531828
LOL EPIC XDDDD
More european titles than you. How does it feel you cucks?

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>>76530633

Who can stop us!

>>76531863
Why are scousers so pathetic?

>>76531028
OFFICIAL /sp/ ENGLISH MIDFIELDER RATINGS

>TACKLING
Scholes - 1/10
Gerrard - 7/10
Lampard - 8/10

>WORKRATE
Scholes - 6/10
Gerrard - 8/10
Lampard - 8/10

>PASSING
Scholes - 10/10
Gerrard - 7/10
Lampard - 8/10

>FINISHING
Scholes - 6/10
Gerrard - 6/10
Lampard - 10/10

>INTELLIGENCE
Scholes - 9/10
Gerrard - 5/10
Lampard - 9/10

>BIG GAMES
Scholes - 6/10
Gerrard - 7/10
Lampard - 9/10

OVERALL
Scholes - 6.3
Gerrard - 6.6
Lampard - 8.6

Reminder that we should've built the team around Lampard.

>>76531873
t. Sosa who left when Chelsea finished 10th only to return when they won the title again

pathetic, kys.

>CL no longer on free tv
Well, fuck you too UEFA.

pls dont bully liverpool

>>76531863
B-but I actually complimented Liverpool
>>76531841
>implying I don't do that when drunk
>>76531899
It's not like I always streamed it anyway.

Insigne is my favourite player but he has no place as a central striker and I doubt he'll ever leave Napoli

>>76531873
>Using my lineup i made

But seriously no one, probs not getting Fabinho now though..

>>76531893
>Lampard - 10/10

against the might of Derby, sure. But he wasn't known as Frank "I'll pointlessly shoot from 30 yards out for England" Lumpard for no reason, lad.

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>>76531863

>>76531893
>t. 17 year old

>>76531893
>TACKLING
>Lampard - 8/10
What nonsense kek

>>76531863
I also have the same amount of PL titles Gerrard has.

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>>76531893
>FINISHING
>Scholes - 6/10

>>76531625
Just talk about /trans/

>>76531749
kvfxo

>>76531951
I also have never said "this dose not fookin slip now la'" and then literally slipped for my sunday league team

What is /trans/ stance on transgendered people?

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>>76531969
kvfxo is not her

>>76531987
>>>/r9k/ Manica.

>>76531987
They exist.

>>76531987
Crouched down in a teabag position, balls to lips

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>>76531749
>>76531991
it is kvfxo m8

>>76531987
Shouldn't stand on transgendered people lad

>>76531987
they're for fags

>>76531987
Watching qttrap-on-girl porn is not gay.

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>>76532006
>2006
I WANT TO GO BACK

>>76531987
http://www.strawpoll.me/13179992

MBAPPE
DAB DAB
MBAPPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE

>>76531971
>>76531909
non-league shit OUT

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>>76532007
Are you sure? Her face looks way different, imo.

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>not subtitling the thread "£30m For A Removal Van Edition"
opportunity missed

>>76531951
I have the same TdFs as Lance Armstrong, and one testicle more.

>>76531987
pathological just like homosexuality

>>76531873
4th-5th place literally CONFIRMED #GGMU

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>tfw no qt Gal gf

>>76532026
>you will never experience halo 3 as a 15 year old and play with your mates on school nights ever again

>>76531451
>knowing this
just as bad

https://youtu.be/PfThuyqCDE4

Based PES with the memes

>>76532083
I love my Gal.

>>76532062
>Athletic Bilbao submit their retained
>Yeray Álvarez's testicles didn't make the list

>>76531919
>>76531919
>>76531931
>>76531932
>>76531959
t. buttmad scousers and customers

Enjoy watching your 10 second clips of all the goals your respective memefielders have scored, I'll be having some good steak watching all 211 goals by Lampard.

*flies away*

>>76532108
I'm not sure how to feel about this being real.

>>76532091
I used the offtopic Bungie forum more than 4chan back then.

>>76532108
i can tell by this short video that they are still yet to fix the problems with their games going back 5-10 years now.

>>76532054
I'd rather pay £30m for a removal van than for an inexperienced meme stat-padder who only looked half decent because he was sitting behind the worst defense in the league and had non-stop potshots against his goal.

He's the GK version of Januzaj. Keep funnelling him the ball and he looks impressive because, surprise surprise, he's in the middle of the action all the time. But the minute the spotlight goes off him, he'll look very very average.

>>76532136
Sounds gay as fuck mate

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>>76532099
Yes, anon. We're all sad.

>>76532136
Have fun watching 150 tap ins and 50 penalties scored for Pat.

>>76532150
>you now remember when David Marshall was hyped to fuck at Cardiff
>he managed 0 clean sheets at Hull last season

>>76532108
How can people play PES.
>Career mode's 'youth players' are just the players who retired that season
>Myclub is even worse than the cancer of UT

>>76532174
No one actually plays it, it's just people being contrarian, pes died with pes 6

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just shat myself in the shower but it was okay cause it was just diarrhea

>>76531893
>PASSING
>Scholes - 10/10

>>76531987
Would receive bj if they looked good and no one found out

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>>76531187

>>76532255
Do you remember your first bj?

just seen some italian bender getting head from a guy in a dress

>>76532297
Thanks for sharing.

>>76532284
H-hah. S-sure! I've h-had loads.. S-so long ago mind...

>>76532297
Better not have gotten any on yer mums clothes then.

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>>76532317
>gotten

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>>76532317
How long did it take the guy to cum?

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

>>76532340
>gotten

Yes? Past participle of get, lad. Better not have got any of yer mums clothes then doesn't roll off the tongue so well.

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wheres the fucking football lads

>>76532374
didnt read lmao

>>76532374
Last games are tonight. I dunno when the Meme Match of Argentina's 2-6-2 formation against Singapore is due though.

>>76532374
ayy lmao

>>76532394
It finished famalam

>>76532394
Already happened. 6-0

>>76532374
Why are there so many more FAS grills than there are guys?

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Gf and side-piece just sent me this lads, do they know?

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>>76532421

she doesnt have FAS

>>76532374
right now >we play against the mighty nation of romania

>>76532430
>>76532430

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>>76532471

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>>76532471
>stones-dier midfield

>>76532471

>4 keepers

for what purpose

>>76532471
Just put £500 on France.

Easy money.

>>76532471
the match to find out whose nigs are most pacey

>>76532471
>no Hart
wtf

>>76532489
Dembele looks way too happy

>>76532471
>England are so shit that Stones is our most creative CM option

>>76532471
>England and France
The Islamic cock lovers match then

>>76532489
Mendy's head is a clear shoop

>>76532518
You'd probably be happy too if you'd had the start to a career he's had.

>>76532491
i assumed it was a 3 at the back meme with ox and sterling more central

>>76532489
>>76532529
Umtiti, Mendy, Lemar and Mbappé have shooped pictures

>>76532489
poor white boi

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>>76532471

>>76532489
DAS RITE

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>>76532471

>>76532489
>the two white players are a blundering GK and an underwear model

>>76532489
pfffffffffftttttttttHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes i know my shithole cant talk, but you are becoming just like us after all.

>>76532632
Why do you take so much joy in that?

>>76532632
>11 players are representative of a population of 66mln
fuck off yank

>>76532409
>>76532412
Oh. Lol. Fair enough.

>>76530704

>Chad FC reject gf has denied rumours of a link to anon, anon appears to be keen on the move but gf is waiting for offers from preferred target Tyrone united

>>76532650
>11 players represent a country
well they should, you know

>>76532683
i was talking about demographics you imbecile

>>76532645
i dont, its just ludicrous enough to be funny at this point, it looks like a meme some pol idiot would whip up
>>76532650
enjoy

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BOJAN IS A TIM!

Will Brenny turn Bojan into the next Baloon Door?

>>76532699
are you fucking stupid?

>>76532645
Amerifats are weird

>>76532731
do you really think 11 players should represent all the different ethnical & social background of 66 million people? are you thick you utter troglodyte?

>>76532718
>implying leltic can pay 40k per week

>>76532790

Brenny has been steadily reducing squad size and focusing on quality over quantity.

Sinclair and Dembele will be on £40k-ish.

>>76532718
Bojan won't win it in CELTICWINSLOL League. Even if he bangs in 50 goals.

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>>76532790
Pipe down, hun.

Looks like another INVINCIBLES season heading our way.

>>76532848
Based Brenny

Can I get a basic gestalt on Brenny?

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>>76532910
He's about to get exposed by one Columbian

It'd be smart for him to resign now to avoid the embarrassment of next season. The honeymoon is over, the phoenix has well and truly risen

Lads my gf really wants to lick my arse is she trying to turn me gay or just a catch?
I've had one ex do it and it was nice (chew on that shit love) but still felt homo

>>76532936

>literally who?

>you now remember that IRA picture of Brenny announcing the team sheet against Celtic
>tfw can't post that anymore

>>76532950
who are you quoting?

>>76532941
It's not gay, but I'd be too worried about it stinking or farting that I'd not be able to enjoy it. If you can get past that, go for it lad. Only if you can stick it in her pooper shooter. She's the one initiating, say you're a bit concerned and want something in return.

>>76532964
What, why?

>>76532950
Alfredo Morelos, playing for Binland :DD team who Leltic have to play iirc.

>>76532986

Just harvesting (you)

>>76533020
Because he manages Celtic now

>>76533074
Oh shit, yeah. I'm daft.

Retro /trans/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv0387wzm28

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Schick confirmed la's

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>everton will pay 30 million for jordan ficking pickford
>30 MILLION SQUID
>ENGLAND'S 5TH CHOICE KEEPER

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This is probably currently the most anticipated transfer.

>>76533394

hes better than what they have + english + young

not a bad deal desu

>>76533492
could have gotten joe hart for half

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>>76533394

>>76533546

and 4 times the wages, 10 times the ego + hes like 7 years older

>>76533492
Why not just sign Ospina for £5m?

http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2017/6/13/15794452/watch-tammy-abraham-dances-to-barbie-girl

You now remember Aqua and Barbie Girl.

>>76530574
It's already over, la. Find another pita Qt x