/heem/

this is the thread.

This is not the thread.

This is the spammer thread.

He always spams MMA vivisection.

>>76417806
lol you're paranoid as h*ck

>>76417803
>IMG_####
"Always do the opposite of what Bart says."
t.Marge

Aldo holloway stoppage was bs

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What knowledge would you ask of Master Edmond?

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Cruz 1 3 5

>>76417829
My girl comes home late night not wanting to talk to me making me sleep on couch, what do?

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>>76417829
Is the jab the most important punch in the game?

>Non spammer thread

>cucky elbow garbage

You know what to do boys

>>76417858
My arm always hurts when I land a jab

>>76417867
It is the spammer's thread. He tricked everyone again.

>>76417840
Go back the bedroom and show her who's boss.

>>76417829

Tax evasion tips so I know what not to do.

>>76417877
You're shook

>>76417858
Always stick jabs

>>76417906
FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG

>>76417906
You actually downloaded animal scat and posted it here from a personal device. You have to be on like 10 kinds of FBI watchlists.

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Anyone got the picks?

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>>76417885
My fighters pay me under the table, so the IRS has no way of knowing I'm employed.

Still don't think this OP is the spammer?

>>76414539

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>>76417943
I can forassure you that wasnt me my man

>>76417959
Derrick Lewis vs Mark Hunt
Derek Brunson vs Dan Kelly
Dan Hooker vs Ross Pearson
Ion Cutelaba vs Henrique da Silva
Tim Elliott vs Ben Nguyen
Alexander Volkanovski vs Mizuto Hirota

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Post the paige vanzant chimp picture

>>76417977
Who cares if he is? This is all he has going on in his life. Let him have it, it's clearly very important to him.

>>76417997
Kys

>>76418019
What is your problem?

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>>76417993
Hunt
Kelly
Brunson
De Silva
Elliot
Hirota

>>76417993
Why doesn't this have the picks from old threads?

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>>76417977
You're such a goof bro. I'm not the spammer. I've been posting on heem for nearly 3 years. The spammer just started doing that img_posting thing recently to frame me. He did the same thing to Springsbro and dockie and probabaly others before that. I also didn't make this OP. Apology accepted.

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>>76417993
>IMG_####
>picks not updated

"No."

Does the rest of the board look down on us?

>>76413520

>>76418068
Thanks for linking us to the thread you made you obese lard

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>>76417993
>>76418060
>>76418040
>>76418028
You didn't get your fill of being banned last time?

>>76418049
I have them saved somewhere. Im just adding them at the end if i have the time to do so

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>>76418075
Yes I waited 5 hours after posting it before coming here. Dumbass.

>>76418068
it doesn't matter i doubt there's anyone on this board who doesn't train that i can't choke out

>>76418068
Mma, soccer and boxing fans are awful though

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Just imagine

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So you're in the club when this guy kicks your LHW champ's beer gut. What do?

>>76418103
Cormier has nicer resume than jon tbqh despite losing to him

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>>76418080
Nope, don't trust you.

>>76418093
All your picks got deleted when you started spamming them last go round. Stop posting this child molester non-fighter on /heem/.

>>76418117
Lol no he doesn't

Stop replying to it. Stop referencing it.

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>>76417719

>>76418129
Roided to the gills Bigfoot silva and barnett

>>76418117
>Cormier has nicer resume
He absolutely doesn't.

>>76418134
Max didn't check any leg kicks. Did you even watch the fight?

>>76418129
Cormier's only loss is to Jon Jones. Jon Jones' only loss is to Matt Hamill.

>>76418134
Max counter the 1 (one) leg kick with a straight you blind idiot.

>>76418139
You made five hundred and they were all deleted.

>>76418141
dont reply to me ever again

Where is the real picks guy?

>>76418158
Stop posting dumb memes.

>>76418141
>>76418156
t. doesn't understand how jokes work

how's that autism

>>76418170
Right here>>76417993

I have a great photographic memory

>>76418172
The joke is that the joke doesn't make sense? Why do retards always do this when they make terrible """jokes"""?

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>>76418172
>hahaha it's funny because I was being stupid and ignorant hahaha

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>>76418172
Your joke wasn't funny. Not even ironically. Sorry not sorry.

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Why is Bisroid ducking Borrachinha?

>>76418141
>>76418156
holy shit i hope you guys are joking

It's so easy to filter this moron, how are "people" still seeing his posts?

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>>76418190
And if *anyone* would know about being unfunny, it's someone who's a fan of Brendan "Does that make sense? I'm sorry if it didn't, I have severe CTE" Schaub.

>>76418213
Because they're interested in what I have to say and aren't afraid of reality

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who is your favorite current champ?

>>76418226
I'm mostly interested in mocking you and your stalking victim.

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>>76418233
He'll always be a champ to me

Anyone taking webm requests?

Robert Whittaker vs Kelvin Gastelum

>>76418299
I want her lips wrapped around my dangly bits!

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>>76418233
Stipe

>>76418258
Me if I can find the video

>>76418299
I can't believe they use to be welterweights, they look big

>>76418316
No way Bisping would survive those shots

>>76418316
I tried to make a webm of Aldo walkout but it didn't work. From any event please

>>76418316
Loops perfectly.

>>76418103
Adan literally used to talk like this.
I swear that second tweet is pretty much exactly how he'd respond to people saying he was chatting shit about his job and wife

>>76418347
I have the 212 Card, but it's Low Quality so would probably look shit 2bh
Why would you want a walkout webm anyway? The whole thing or what

take this shit to asp you losers

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>>76418103
>bones pretending he doesn't cheat

>on the gas vs DC
>on the gas vs OSP
>on the gas vs DC II

>>76418423
>>76418419
>>76418396
kys, silly faggot

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>the img_XXX spam stops when the gay porn or scat starts

WTF is going on with the /heem/ hate today?

>>76418129
jones would literally die versus rumble

dc tapped him twice

>>76418423
>gay sex isn't a real sport!

>>76418347
Yeah pretty much every walkout video on the internet is filmed with a potato camera so I'd have to download a main card

>>76418465
>today

>>76418419
>>76418396
>>76418365
>he's spending all day searching for obscene pornography to spam on a Laotian cryptography radio station

>>76418525
Don't respond to him dude.

>>76418465
>today
The 411 is a couple of WWE losers are upset they got booted off /sp/ and think it's our fault, so there's a sperg here who does his best to derail all discussion by spamming scat or going to other threads and asking them to raid us.

It's the deepest form of autism I have ever seen on this cesspool of a website. I doubt even bronies are this mentally damaged.

>>76417719
Losers

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>>76418427
>Gus has more warnings for eye pokes than Bones

What did he mean by this?

>>76418525
and pictures of dogs shitting and Schaub

The guy probably lives in a dingy cellar somewhere and has never been respected by anyone in his life

>>76418530
They also impersonate poster on /heem/ to try and get them banned.

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>>76418527
>"Just ignore the bullies honey, that'll teach them!"

>>76418539
gus has fought more often since the rule was implemented

>>76418530
I can imagine it's a good thing that both /heem/ and WWE faggots hate each other in the hope that they'll mutually destroy each other

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>>76418573
He still managed to get elbow deep inside Glover without getting DQ'd.

>>76418539
It might be true. After Jones poked Gus McCarthy pulled Gus aside and said they were both extending their fingers. Jones may be a goof but it's not his fault he's been allowed to get away with so much shit.

A septic is trying to make us fight. I am to say you are all faggots.

>>76418658
What thread are you guys from?

>>76418530
That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. Its further proof that WWE is for 12 year old obese betas. Frankly I think we should just meet irl in Coral springs and throw down for the right to rule /heem/

Any People from /k/ here? Even as a clueless euro it seems Sage is Holding the Gun like a retard here.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVGKGEcAaM0/

>>76418519
I don't come here that often

>>76418530
Thanks for the rundown. You're right, this is the worst autistic chumpery I've ever seen. Seems to go hand in hand with WWE fans

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>>76418673
>irl in Coral springs and throw down for the right to rule /heem/
I'd be glad to host a /heem/ event and rent out the Coral Springs gymnasium. I have connections there. They host amateur MMA and mandrama there. If /heem/ ever got the money together I would definitely set everything up.

Reddit, Sherdog, mma underground have all had their own mma events.

>>76418665
None. An American has gone into every general type thread and told us to come here. Take your pick.

Found the spammer

>>76418644

>>76418728
Kek, I can just imagine Corral spergs at a /HEEM/ meet, people would pick on him then one guy would go overboard and come up from behind putting him in a choke in front of everyone

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>Your mom dies in her sleep tonight if you don't post in this threads

Jesus fucking christ anybody who fall for these types of posts are seriously fucking stupid.

>>>/asp/2737315

Don't worry guys, I'm fighting back against the wrestlefags

Can heem in any way get rid of these autistic manbabies?

I am thinking that no, we can't. Too much effort is shown and so much proxied they are practically unbannable now.

If we do the same as a response to /asp/ which is /wwe/, we will then fight to the death.

Further on: is it only /heem/ that suffers this? If other generals on sp or even sp boards by itself gets spammed scat threads like the one I saw today or yesterday, wouldn't that serve as a good enough excuse to ban wwe related shit entirely out of 4chan?

Makes one wonder

>your mom dies in her sleep tonight unless....
Lol we are dealing with a 15 year old

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>>76418808
You guys wonder why I won't do a Florida meet-up. I know there are some people here who absolutely despise me. Wouldn't be surprised if I got jumped, honestly.

>>76418852
Floridabro here. I wouldn't let anyone touch you. Governor Scott says I'm allowed to Stand My Ground.

>>76418852
Man up CS

>>76418852
They wouldn't jump you or choke you out, I think all fun and games. I'd have a beer with you dork, relax

I LUV U MIEK

>>76418874
Thanks brother. Bless.
>>76418876
>>76418877
I know, I think most people would be chill and just joke with me, a minority would secretly want to kill me but would contain themselves. I think it'd be a great time.

>>76418835
you're managing to appear more autistic than them desu

>>76418841
just ignore them

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the creation of the term heem comes from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODRS1K8oluk at 1:41
Faggots

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AN HOUR AGO JON CALLED ME THE _____ _______ _________

Via Twitter

>Just finished my intense training with one of the best trainers in the world @BigRichPiana. I'm a 5%'er now. #seeusoon @BlessedMax

Chad Bless

>>76418678
Its supposed to be between the shoulder and the chest but with that roided Sage shoulder and the minor kickback modern rifles have there isnt really a problem

>>76418958
(YOU) (YOU) (YOU)

>>76418905
If I was in Florida and we would meet up and you would reveal yourself as Shaub poster, I would trail you back to your house and make sure extirpate the cancer once and for all.

>>76418971
>heil shitler

>>76418406
>>76418518
No worries thanks anyway

>>76418981
>google extirpate
>Root out and Destroy completely
Hearty chuckle lith, good choice of words

>>76418940
>Just ignore them

Jesus lmao /heem/ is full of cucks.

heem is beta male central

spain sperg is alpha beta

>>76418728
>coral springs gymnasium
I thought you meant American Top Team for a second and thought you were full of shit. Once I recover from my shoulder surgery I will literally slaughter every one of these cucks

>>76418981
Who would you want to fight at the event? You can't pick me because I'd be the host/promoter.
>>76419077
It's a nice place with a bunch of basketball courts.

>>76419077
who cares you dumb faggot

David Teymur dresses like a brit

I have the exact same Nice jacket and Adidas trackies he's wearing in his latest video

He's ours now

>>76419013
ok don't ignore them give them attention instead fag

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I FELL IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA BITCH

A CHOLA CHICK

>>76419140
>an arab dresses like a brit

really makes you think

>imagine wasting your life discussing "mma" with actual losers

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>>76419221
why do you keep doing this?

>>76419260
>implying anyone here discusses mma

>>76419234
He' Assyrian

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>>76419276
speak for yourself

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>>76419303
Seek help.

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>>76419278
AYY

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PEACHES

>>76419120
>t. obese WWE fan

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>>76419377
the heck is that?

>>76418834
You underestimate the number of dumb people on this website. 80% of people here have double digit IQ.

You're all losers.

>>76419382
>t. fatshaming libtard cuck

die in a fire

>>76419410
Single digit here

>>76419420
At least I don't get forced to do something by anonymous losers
>GO post here or else xD
>Yes massah

how u take ur edge?

>>76419105
i've only been training for a few years so i'll fight whoever has my same experience

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Realistically how do you see DC vs. Jones II going?

>>76419639
DC edges out a decision

>>76419639
Silimiar to the first fight with DC slowing down after 1 round instead of 2.

>>76419639
cage rust is real, dc 48-47

>>76419692
>cage rust is real
Wrong

What happened to /heem/? I haven't been on here for maybe a month. And holy shit it's awful. It was bearable before, and at one point it was great. People stealing their roommates sex tape, harassing Luke Thomas on his chat,harassing Schaub,Irish shitposting,feels and sometimes MMA talk. Remember the excitement when War Machine was on the loose? Remember when Jones was running amok in Albuquerque? How everyone was hoping he would go full Chris Dorner. Remember when Conor "quit" the UFC for a day or so? I bet you tufnoobs don't even remember the Glory PPV. Now it's just Schaub posting and Rogaine shills spamming links to the Fight Companions.

Please nuke /heem/ Hiro. /heem/ was a mistake.

>>76419713
You're not fooling anyone bro.

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>>76419708
fuck off dom

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>>76419746
1,2,5

>>76419713
Lol @ this mandrama kiddie. Back to >>>/asp/

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>>76419768

>>76419787
47-47 draw

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>>76419787

>>76419787
Strategically pulling guard, you goof.

>>76419826
You think Rogan was more shocked here or by Holm?

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>>76418299
sauce?

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>>76419864
holm for sure, her visage is simply shocking

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I'm starting to finally get Rose fever.

Is she confirmed fighting for the title next or will she need another win?

>>76419921
Spineless loser

>>76419787
>mfw beat up by highschooler

>>76419915
if it means more trap dick than me and australia are in no homo

>>76419787
I still say Garbrandt could've finished him if he wasn't too busy posing. Great performance but what a fucking idiot

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>>76419915
Springsperg should be moved to /lgbt/, he doesnt seem to be heterosexual that is for sure

>>76419915
Only if we get flags

>>76419895
>>76419912
>tfw no holly gf

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>>76420007
says the guy who posted this.

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cruz is too old

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>>76418103
holy shit jones was adan all along

it all makes sense now just imagine being that clever

>>76417873
It's because you're a faggot....or you have an injury.

>>76420467
Cool canoe

>>76419984
He was busy confusing the judges to hide his fear of the Dominator's ground game.

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classic fucking /heem/

they should give mma it's own board with flags and an extra american flag for africa america

>tfw half nip brazilian
>instead of Lyoto's chiseled jaw all I got was a gyno and the small penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpOGiCC8-X0

LFC is spoiling us with both a free Derrick Lewis fight AND seeing Jared Rosholt get KO'd

>>76420749
ok

>>76420749
It's a win win for me so whatever

>>76419009
If you want it I can easily do it

Just tell me what you want though. Like I said quality isn't great but I do have the 212 card

>>76420373
I don't know maybe I just weak

>>76421235
Jose Aldo 212 walkout please

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How many more years until the UFC doesn't need to use Goldie's voice to hype up events? Every time I see a new promo on TV I get all nostalgic hearing Goldie yelling at the top of his lungs. He wasn't the most knowledgeable commentator but he had way more charisma than Stann, Cruz, or Anik. Just a thought.

>>76420467
>>76420527
>>76420574
kek, it still hasn't been deleted

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>>76421580
HE WILL TEAM UP WITH BELLATOR'S OWN JOE ROGAN

CAN U IMAGINE

>>76422060
Leave us alone.

>>76417719

Based Aldo

Based Max

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the mods have forsaken us

>>76421495
What do you want though, the whole thing, just the beginning, before he's checked?

IS HE BACK THOUGH? IS HE REALLY BACK GUYS?

>>76420779
How big is your weewee

>>76417719

I don't think Also's chin is cracked, cause he took some hard shots from max without getting hurt, and the 1-2 that dropped him was clean as fuck.

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>>76422295
>NUERO
>YOU KNOW REMEMBER CARLOS CONDUIT'S POST LAWLER FIGHT OCTAGON INTERVIEW
>NOT NEUROLOGICALLY

https://www.grrrl.com/blog/public-statement-regarding-12-month-sponsorship-cris-cyborg/

A little over a month ago we entered into a 12 month sponsorship agreement with Cris, to cover a personal appearance at our GRRRL:Live event in Las Vegas combined with an ongoing 12 month commitment through Cris’s social media channels.
Unfortunately, within a matter of hours of appearing and speaking at our event, Cris was involved in “battery” of another fighter on the street outside a UFC retreat. Cris’s conduct in this regard has broadly been condemned by the fight industry and the organization by whom she is contracted as a fighter.

As a consequence of these matters, it is with regret that our sponsorship of Cris has come to an end.

>>76422102
Just the walkout please.

but

who the fuck is this girl anyway?

>>76422337
lol dana was right she LITERALLY just happened to punch the worst possible fighter

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Will he ever become a Super Saiyan?

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>>76422470
How's this

>>76422710
Very good thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gLmwzgF0u8

who here excited to see what RDA will loke like at 170

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>>76422782
me

>>76422782
I can't wait, he will win for sure

>>76422767
https://youtu.be/qm61svN4U5g

>>76422837
Dont be so sure, he was already small for 155 and guys at 170 are just way bigger

when are weigh ins?

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>>76422710
Good job britbro

does anyone live near a ufc star/personality and personally hope you run into them

>>76423086
I live near ATT and pray I run into Joanna one of these days. I've run into just about every big name fighter that trained at ATT or Blackzillians.

>>76422996
He wasn't that small for 155, he cut a lot

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The strong and the brave gather in a circle
Making ready for the session
They train their bodies and their minds to think as one
That’s how you make Hawaiian kickboxer

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>>76422710
F

>>76422710

Excited to see Aldo beat cub again

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>>76423321
>3.22MB

MAGANA IS BACK
finally something interesting to talk about on here

>>76423380
How will he deal with Cubs taunts and cardio

>>76423406

I don't think he really looked that tired in the third vs max, he was slowing down but still throwing and trying to slip punches. I don't think Aldo will have issue landing on cub if artem was able to do it, and Aldo actually has good reach for his height.

>>76418103
Is Jon, dare I say, /ourguy/?

If Aldo was more efficient with his energy he would have won that fight.

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>>76423399

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>>76423140
Are you short ?

>>76423661
No.

>>76423611
Aldo has had higher outputs in the past. Holloway attacked his body the entire fight and effectively.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKo6lT1Ww7E&feature=youtu.be

You probably haven't heard this, great interview with the future WW champion

>>76423611
I think if Jon had let the fight carry on he would have come back to win. I never count Aldo out. He seemed to just give up when Max was on his back.

>>76423140
Yes but I was too scared to say something/didn't want to be a dick

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is /famous/ dead now?

I am 5'11 and have the same reach as Tony (77)

But I only just realised how broad Tonys shoulder are, and mine are the same as Holloways. My arms are so disgustingly long

>>76423797

It'll be back for his next fight

/famous/ bless

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>>76423841
>My arms are so disgustingly long
Sell them to Conor, get to headline your own UFC fight night

>>76423841
No one asked faggot

serioiusly, when are the weigh ins?

>>76423951
Please for your own sake stop gambling

Faggot

>>76423797

I wonder if winning the first 2 rounds earned him some fans, cause I don't see any negative comments on that post

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>>76423841
The thing about Max and Cruz is they don't look that narrow because they have small necks and heads. If you have narrow shoulders and either a big head or long neck you look deformed. Hideous for life.

>>76424040
There was some I had to have a go at some mcgregor fans

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>>76424062

we saw when he fought aldo... that lion that roared back.. it was a big bag scary lion and it scared even aldo, you could see the moment max wanted more he was in over his head

max would beat conor right now no question.

If Max is smart he'll call out Tony ferg and set up a McGregor superfight, BOTH BELTS ON THE LINE

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>>76424062
>mfw im 22 turning 23 this year
>im almost as old as an UFC champion and still havent done shit in my life to leave a mark in this world


wish i had the balls to off myself

>>76420852
show those to any cuck who thinks lewis can't handle wrestlers

>>76424249
Show them this

https://streamable.com/zzh9o

>>76423140
do you train there?

>>76423140
can you tell her to come on /heeem/ so she can see how big her fanbase actually is

im pretty sure joanna is the least disliked fighter on /heeem/

>>76424284
>https://streamable.com/zzh9o
they'll just say some shit like "those guys weren't good wrestlers like muh d1 champs like jared rosholt!!"

>>76424332
You seriously think Ruan Potts and Roy Nelson are good wrestlers?

>>76423749
Well having someone on your back is the most dangerous position to do anything.

>>76424311
>>76424331
I remember watching this live when I was in high school. God damn Fedor seemed unstoppoable.

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>>76424314
She puts haters in place

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How long can you last in his guard?

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>>76424518

I would just watch from the sidelines and buy lunch after practice

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>>76424511
>9 posts by a billion different people

wow

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I'm not the spammer. Just sharing a pic Miesha just posted.

>>76424582
You might not remember but almost nobody thought Nate was going to win that fight.

>>76424585

>she wore makeup

good lass

>>76424602
There were plenty of people who thought so. I remember the picks being only 60/40 Conor

>>76424654
The picks don't mean anything, people admit to making multiple picks all the time. I'd wager a bunch of people don't even bother, I certainly don't.
Point is that the general opinion was that Diaz was going to get creamed and that only cringeworthy Diaz fanboys thought otherwise.
I don't think I like this revisionist history.

>>76424585
Damn she looks qt here. Apparently she stays with Cuckaway because he's threatened to heem sleepy himself forever if she broke up with him.

I still don't get how Vick knocked out Polo

Tony Ferguson would choke Holloway to death in 1 minute
Prove me wrong

>>76424722

not a chance

holloway would tko him no joke

>>76424722
With Tony's babby chin I don't think so.

>>76424722
>T-Ferg vs Holloway
That's a weird one to think about. Tony would beat the piss out of Holloway though.

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>>76424679
>>76424654

>>76424743
>>76424751
Tony would do one of his meme rolls and get Max to the ground easily
Max ground game is even worse than Magiga and this is almost an incredible feat

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>>76424776
>get club and subbed by a Diaz
>casuals shit talk your jitz for life

>>76424776
meme rolls are easy to counter you just nee them in the head when they flop on their hack

Just watched an interview with max. He said Aldo hits really hard, and that he wasn't surprised he held on for so long on the ground cause he's an all time MMA GOAT regardless of weight class.

At the same time he said he couldn't believe Aldo didn't go out at all. He said he hit him on the ground and was sure he was out, but Aldo opened his eyes immediately and started trying to block punches. He said he thought to himself "wtf is this guy?" kek

>>76424798

Watch this, its blue belt tier AT BEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_-YlW_DN4

>>76424758
They are the same person

>>76424776
max top game looks pretty decent

pretty heavy with the knee on belly

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>>76424830

>>76424830
T Ferg has some freakish proportions that don't really come across on camera for whatever reason

i think he would murder featherweights on size/durability alone

>>76424722
tony and max are different people?

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>>76424722

>>76424830
close

max
more acne
cute kid
hawaiian
"it is what it is"

tony
looks like cartoon satan
uglier
edgelord
meme-jitsu
sunglasses inside
bigger dude

share
massive winning streaks
lankey as hell
meme strikes
interim title fights
goofy haircuts
similar tattoos

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>*front rolls out of a back bodylock*

>>76424679
>and that only cringeworthy Diaz fanboys thougth otherwise

Nice revisionist history.

>>76424897

Aldo isn't deleted, max just won

>>76424899
Max is uglier imo. Tony wouldny be even that ugly if his features were symmetrical and had covered his ears.
Max's only good feature is his teeth

Where does this Tony baby chin meme come from? He eats head kicks to the jaw and survived MJs combos he obviously has a good chin
>>76425095
Tony is way uglier, you're way too harsh to max

>>76425162
It comes from him slipping all over metro pcs logo against Vannata

I like this new shorts captcha a lot

>>76425190
After a headkick tho

It is much easier than the sign one, I select the road signs or vehicles and it still doesn't work

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>>76425190

>>76425162
Nah man, Tony looks good at some angles, Max looks like a fish no matter what.

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>>76424765
REEEEEEEE Fuck Holly Holm
I would have won 196 picks if she didnt give up her back in the fifth round

>>76425245
Fun fact, that fight was 38-37 going into the final round. Meesh could have forced a draw.

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>>76425241
Which angles?

>>76425288
>my wife loves me at 170

>>76425276
You're right, but holly would have kept her belt ;_;

>>76424899
this is the best analysis i've read on /heem/ in weeks

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>>76425288
Give him a google m8
It's all personal opinion but I really think he's not too bad in the right photos.

Max Holloway makes himself so much uglier with his fucking horrible hair and awfully plucked eyebrows. Both really don't suit his face shape/size

That said if you asked any girl whose better looking I guarantee they would say Max

>>76418299
w-who's that