DET: James McCann (hand) to be activated Friday
SF: Posey, Pence get day off Thursday vs. MIL
HOU: Astros promote top pitching prospect Martes
SEA: SEA prospect Lewis (knee) ready for games
CHC: MLB investigating Russell for domestic abuse
BAL: Mancini cracks two clutch homers vs. Pirates
SEA: Mariners' Zunino walks it off to defeat Twins
ATL: Foltynewicz hurls seven shutout frames in win
ATL: Markakis goes 3-for-5 with five RBI vs Phils
TB: Faria gives up one run in major league debut
BAL: X-rays on Machado's wrist come up negative
TEX: Report: Beltre (ankle) could need DL trip
yanees
>Yaks
Injuns desu
1STROS
>>76413433
/1st/Rows
Vizios
Et ceteros
What emotions does this man convey?
>>76413622
abstract
>He thinks he can stop this train from falling off the rails
>>76413631
That feel when you've just been hit by a pitch.
>>76413631
Stoicism
>>76413631
Makes me feel like a lifelong fan desu
>>76413631
>How big is the trophy going to be? We're getting a big trophy, right?
>>76413649
Please come back Guyer ;_;
>>76413631
I feel like buying a bigger TV
>>76413693
Nashitnals?
>Dellin Betances had a 1.0 WAR yesterday
>Didn't pitch last night
>Today it's 0.9
Can someone explain this fuckery to me?
Imagine being the worst franchise in baseball.
Imagine being the worse franchise in baseball for over 50 years.
>>76413747
1 strike away, twice?
>>76413631
jays desu
>>76413747
>>76413760
>>76413797
Perfect brand
Lifelong fan approved.
>>76413850
That doesn't work anymore
Guess the slugger that this last month of stats belongs to.
SF Giants vs MIL Brewers (#4 of 3)
2:10 PM ET | 11:10 AM PT
>>76413796
>>76413796
>>76413796
>>76413760
Sad failures.
HELL YEAH
>>76413897
Bellinger?
>>76414014
>Houston Texans
Never understood why they didn't go with Comets or something less generic.
>>76414035
How close am I?
>>76414104
You're in the right league at least.
>>76414120
Tommy Joseph?
>>76414131
You're in the right division
>>76414154
Ozuna?
>>76414042
they should have just payed the Titans for the Oilers logo. They probably still can because the Titans sack of shit owner finally died a few years ago
>>76414230
You've moved physically farther away from your last guess.
>>76413897
ZimZam?
>>76414265
Conforto?
>>76414294
Right team
>>76414300
Harper
>>76414300
Bruce Hooper?
>>76414315
Yes, the best hitter in baseball is reverting to his below-replacement level performance that ruined his almost identical hot start in 2016.
>Colorado is the first major-league team in 80 years to get at least seven wins from two different rookie pitchers within its first 65 games of a season. In 1937, Lou Fette (9 wins) and Jim Turner (7) did that for the Boston Bees.
>off day
>fall asleep
>wake up
>Marlins win.
>>76414361
>wins
lol
>>76414361
All the >muh Coors memers are full of shit. If you're going to automatically discredit any hitter who plays in Colorado, you should be giving pitchers who succeed there twice as much credit. You hypocritical fuckers should be drooling over what the Rockies young pitching staff has done so far.
>detoilet
Where is that guy who said Fulmer's arm is done
Hopefully it happens cause he sucks
>detoilet
Take him out already what the fuck are you doing
MARINERS!
>the bombed out ruins of detoilet
The Houston Jose Vizios tbqh
You now realize the Dbacks have the third best record in the majors
LGTSS
>taint poois
>taint loses
>shit louis
>shit poois
>shit loses
>methinals
>shitinals
>tardinals
>cuckinals
REDS GONNA RED
>shit poois
REDS GONNA RED
>shit poois
>>76413652
more like stroicism
>>76415095
>You now realize the Dbacks are tied for the third best record in the NL
FTFY
Forgot the Nats. 4th best overall.
REDS GONNA RED
>methinals gonna meth
REDS GONNA RED
>tardinals gonna tard
REDS GONNA RED
>shitinals gonna shit
REDS GONNA RED
>losinals gonna lose
REDS GONNA RED
>hackinals gonna hack
Here's our phanatic ripoff and our dopey indoor train with fucking oranges in it
>>76415207
Most people do desu
Come not see our dumbass hill that nobody liked
>>76409623
>>76410352
>>76410621
Hinch is playing the long game. There's no reason to burn out all the arms this early with this big a lead in the division. He's trying to avoid pitcher burnout as much as possible so that >we don't get knocked out in the ALDS. I'm fine with it tbqh.
Also there were rumors on twitter about Francis Martes being called up (he was scratched from his start last night, and not due to injury), but he will most likely be in a secondary Devo role at this point.
>mfw just saw that Martes was indeed called up
There was a streaker at the Milwaukee game?
>>76415276
Unironically my favorite astro uniforms
>>76415301
Milwaukee has a baseball team?
>>76415314
Ha wooh gotem
>>76415306
my favorite after pic related. still wish they'd have an alt uni with either the tequila sunrise in full use or some variation of the shooting star (which I guess would make more sense since their road grays are almost identical to the road jerseys of their early years)
>It's an Ausmus leaves a pitcher in too long episode
>>76415465
Anyone throw shit at his eye today
>Keuchel to 10-day DL with neck discomfort
pack it up boys it's ogre
>>76415472
No, but the guy who did is a triple away from the cycle
Why are japs so bad at baseball? For a country of 130M with baseball as their top sport you would think they'd have more than a handful of good players at any time. Literally curacao tier at baseball and curacao has like 12 people
>>76415513
Didi is elite
>>76415513
They train the same way they trained in 1860 or whatever out of respect for tradition or some shit
That's my only slightly ironic guess
>>76415151
Thats another fine team Dusty Baker fucked up. Welcome to da club.
>>76415488
The roids he hides in his beard weigh his neck down
>>76415306
>>76415401
Do they ever wear these? Or was it just a one time thing?
>>76415632
They wore those from 1962 through '64
>>76415582
>go on DL for "neck soreness"
>get prescribed some super roids to recover quickly
>come back from DL with a 99 mph fastball
he would be literally unhittable
>retroactive to 6/5
slightly less panic
>>76415711
Smart assery is appreciated tbqh.
I rate these as top throwback jerseys compared to the shit in pic related
>>76415792
>shit
The only thing shit is your taste
don't worry detroit, >our bullpen will almost assuredly blow this lead
Honestly, I like the current/1950s Phillies uniforms more than the Schmidt era ones.
the phillies have the worst uniforms throughout team history of any MLB club
Biggio era unis
Who is the currently the worst manager in baseball?
>>76415809
To Whos everything is shit, so when shit rolls through they think its normal
>>76415864
Dusty Baker.
If you argue this, then it means youve drank Dusty's kool aid and your opinion cannot be trusted
>>76415848
K
>>76415874
Looks like someone is mad at the whos
>>76415944
Unironically, you have a better chance at getting shot at a methinals game than a whos game
>>76414042
The Comets used to be our WNBA team. They won the first 4 WNBA championships I believe
>>76415985
>Seething
>>76415513
they still believe in bunting. look at this guy
http://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=nakash000tak
62 sacrifice bunts last year
It's a uniforms discussion episode
>>76416045
Latvian brotha doing god's work
>>76416036
>I still don't own this jacket
it's a bad feel, I tell ya.
best bullpen jacket since the A's old school knee-length peacoats with the elephant on em.
>>76416045
>Mom died 3 years ago
Posted anyway cuz those heemosexuals are all faggots
>>76416151
>>76416178
It's just Spainsperg on a proxy.
When all else fails blame /asp/
>>76416169
>>76416171
>A's old school knee-length peacoats with the elephant on em.
Pic?
>>76415543
Holy shit, this. I'm glad someone finally had the balls to say it.
More like Abner Double D
(for inventing a sport in which the best player has b00bs lol)
>>76416045
Why is /heem/ so autistic?
>Russell has issued a brief statement on the matter via a team press release: “Any allegation I have abused my wife is false and hurtful. For the well-being of my family, I’ll have no further comment.”
so lads do we believe him?
>>76416212
best pic I can find
>>76416294
Oh he beat her alright
>>76416036
>tfw every single uniform the Phillies wear is a throwback
Main home and away is a throwback to the 1950 World Series team, the Alternate cream is an homage to the 1948 uniforms, and the red top alternate is an homage to that one time in the 90s when they wore the red BP top to try and curb a losing streak
>>76415154
Underrated
>>76416294
She's a hoor. It wasn't abuse, it was discipline.
>During the 40’s, 50’s and 60’s many teams used zippered jerseys instead of the more traditional button front jerseys, while a handful of teams wore them well into the 70’s and even the 80’s. Only three pre-1977 major league teams never wore zippers: the Yankees, the Reds and the A’s. The 1937 Cubs were the first team to wear a zippered jersey, and as far we can tell the 1988 Phillies were the last to wear one. Interestingly, it wasn’t until 1973 that the Phillies first wore a zippered jersey, long after most teams had abandoned the style.
http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/columnists/steve_buckley/2017/06/buckley_david_price_s_postgame_spat_with_media_way_over_the?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
>Following the Sox’ 8-0 loss to the Yankees, as the media was entering a long hallway that leads to the clubhouse, Price asked to speak with former Herald scribe Evan Drellich, who now covers the team for Comcast SportsNet New England.
>“Sure,” said Drellich, who fell behind as the rest of the group entered manager John Farrell’s office. Price already was speaking loudly to Drellich when we entered the office. Kevin Gregg shooed everyone out of the hallway and into the office then closed the door. We still could hear Price yelling.
>I assumed this had something to do with a column by the Globe’s Dan Shaughnessy that appeared online during the game, with Price saying he’d henceforth only be speaking on days he pitches. Drellich tweeted a quote from Price that was in the Globe column:
>“I’m not cautious. I’m the same me. I don’t talk to the media every day like I did last year, and I guess I get blown up for that,” Price said. “But I was honest with everything they asked me last year, and I get blown up for that. So they did this to themselves. Talk to me on the day I pitch, and that’s it. There are no more personal interviews. There is no more asking me questions on a personal level. That’s done.”
>Price informed me that yes, from now on, he’d only talk on days he pitches. He followed with this: “Write whatever the (expletive) you want. Just write it. Whatever the (expletive) you want.”
>Soon Drellich was back in the room, and he and Price went at it again. When Drellich said something about Price’s professionalism, Porcello, standing nearby, asked about Drellich’s professionalism.
>The last words I heard from David Price last night were “(Expletive) them! (Expletive) them all. All of them.”
David Price is losing his fucking mind here.
>>76416400
>5 aces
kek
>>76416400
LOL
>>76416400
Is he going to kill himself?
>>76416400
Jesus Christ
how bad is Boston??
>>76416399
You now remember the Phillies dropped the powder blue road uniforms for a few years before their change in '92.
Protip: it looks better than the blue
>>76416429
>Speedin' Homer 2 Heaven.jpg
>>76416400
reminder that /mlb/ did this when we sacrificed him during the offseason.
it was the -price- we had to pay for baseball to continue
>#Cubs say Russell will not be in uniform tonight for game vs Rockies
>>76416400
David "Just Kill Me" Price
ANGELS WIN.
Good series Detroit. We win this year.
>>76416400
JUST
>>76416400
>pitch like shit
>have an abomination of a contract
>get injured
>live up to exactly 0 (ZERO) of your expectations
>lose your only fucking playoff game here with an already horrible track record
>media and fans give you shit for it
>then play the victim
He can go fuck himself.
>>76416400
>The last words I heard from David Price last night were “(Expletive) them! (Expletive) them all. All of them.”
kek
KEK
I guess you could say...the price is wrong
>.352/.470/.463/.933
These are the numbers against Joely Rodriguez for Left handed batters. Joely being a left handed pitcher that is supposed to shut down lefties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjMflvCJqo
official david price theme
Bombston BTFO
>>76416715
no this is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
official david price theme
How long until Pricecore album?
However much material there was with Jeb! there's more than enough to for Price. And there's going to be more.
>>76416725
No, this is
https://youtu.be/czLYl4fM8yk
>>76416723
Starlin Castro. At first I chuckled. Then I saw he's hitting .317 with 9HRs
What'd they feed that kid?
>>76416899
Pilates
>>76416899
He hit 21 bombs last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4grHFvAvidw&index=125&list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y
Is this the average >rags fan?
>>76416723
Goddamn, Arron Judge is one butt ugly mother fucker.
>Mark Melancon
Leave him alone.
The Jints and Methinals are trying to out-JUST each other on a daily basis and it's very entertaining.
>>76417126
no
>>76417126
HAHAHAHAHA
>>76417126
Can't wait for sale to snap too
Should manlets be held to higher standards as far as what caliber of women they can pull? Jose Altuve's wife isn't a 10/10, but considering he's 5'5", I think he did about as well as is possible. Should Adjusted Spouse Attractiveness Rating (SAR+) be a new stat by which we judge today's players?
>>76415513
They don't come to America. They make good money where they are, in their home country. It's comfortable. These Japanese pitchers are nasty. Certainly better than the #3 and #4 bums that many AL teams throw out there. It's a matter of comfort
>>76417141
>>76417145
>>76417153
Stop it. He hasn't done anything wrong.
>R A G S
>>76417164
B E A N E D
E
A
N
E
D
>>76415903
Dusty is quite good with the Nationals. He's a good bullpen guy. Watch nlds game 5 2016. He did good. His only mistake was not bringing in Samy Solis earlier.
Go Rock1es
>>76417205
Cockies.
You have 10 (ten) seconds to tell me why Melanshit is worth 80 million
>>76417250
Melancon was excellent for the last 3 years. Legit 4 pitch pitcher. He would have been outstanding for Washington. Probably hard to perform in a team drowning in age and failure.
You have 1 hour to tell me Why chapman got more money than Jansen. 1 hour. I don't think you could come up with a reason. Not one.
Dennis Eckersely and Steve Lyons destroying Price right now
Two Red Sox employed die hards that defend everything players do on this team.
They are tearing him up.
O/U two weeks before Price jumps off the Zakim, /mlb/???????
>>76417314
where? The game isn't on for another hour
>>76417314
after his start tonight
>>76417325
NESN pregame
Unless you live in New England, you probably aren't getting a feed for it.
>>76417328
Only thing is is that Price pretty much owns the Yanks
Is there anyone NOT rooting for the Yankees to obliterate Price tonight? Other than Sox fans.
>>76417175
nah, Maeda was one of the best pitchers in Japan he's barely a back end starter here. Several AAAA starters here have become aces over there. Between NPB and MLB there are maybe a dozen MLB level pitchers and half as many hitters, still very little talent overall
Broors tho
>>76417295
No draft pick attached.
>>76417354
I'm fine with the yaks gaining a half game as long as price is publicly humiliated
>>76417295
Muh
Muh
MUH 101MPH DALMATIANS
>>76417365
Maeda is old and has elbow issues. Japan's legit power pitchers are nasty. Their bullpen arms are nasty. It really is a matter of comfort. Why come to America when you can stay in your home country and still make great money and be a star?
>>76417354
I'm emotionally detached from the game, I don't give two shits about the yankees, sox or price, but I have $$ on the Yankees, sooooooooo
>go yaks
>>76417365
>he's barely a back end starter here.
He would be #2 on most teams that's not Dodgers.
>virgins on /sp/ think it's cool that price is suicidal
What the fuck is wrong with you? Price is one for the nicest guys in baseball. He's so tranquil and humble you faggots let a couple memes run wild in your autistic heads. He's a good guy. How anybody can want bad things to happen to that man is disgusting. He's a great player one of the great LHP of his generation (yes, faggots I said it, look at the fucking numbers, it's very hard to find 5 LHP better than him with more accolades than him). You people are fucking stupid. You hate the most humble of players and praise the biggest frauds. You're dumb as shit.
>>76417458
>t. price
>>76417365
Maeda is going to the bullpen so expect him to be an alien reliever with a 4 pitch mix. Has Maeda come to America 3 or 4 years ago we would have seen the best of him when he hit 95mph
>>76417458
Calm down David, don't you have beat writers to be cussing out??
Can anyone get me Prices numbers vs the Yankees?
>>76417486
14-10 4.55 era
>>76417486
>>76417533
>>76417535
Thanks guys.
Who's worse, Tanaka or Maeda?
>>76417486
221.1 IP, 4.55 ERA, 24 HR, 1.36 WHIP, 190 SO, 68 BB, .270/.326/.419
3.98 ERA at Yankee Stadium in 113 IP
http://www.baseball-reference.com/play-index/split_stats.cgi?full=1¶ms=oppon%7CNYY%7Cpriceda01%7Cpitch%7CIP%7C
>7.89 ERA last year vs the yankees
>>76417547
Who is worse this season? Tanaka by a lot. Who has the better talent and production in past seasons of the two? Tanaka.
Who is the best Japanese pitcher to ever live? Darvish.
Is Justin Smoak the greatest switch hitter of our generation?
>>76417365
he was a top 5 pitcher in Japan easily, he's not even old and has had no serious injuries. He didn't all of a sudden become crap in one season, he's just not that great compared to MLB players, he was fine in his first season but I'd guess that was partly because MLB hitters hadn't adjusted, I remember he was really good his first few starts
NPB definitely has some good pitchers right now, Otani, Sugano, Norimoto, Senga, Kikuchi, but not too much after that. There aren't a lot of power throwers in Japan, some junkballers may be able to handle MLB at first before hitters learn more about them but they won't be able to handle the big leagues for long, maybe some can become bullpen guys but these days bullpen guys need power stuff more than anything.
*Gets the W*
>>76417250
interesting body proportions
>>76417589
>has had no serious injuries.
>derek law can close a game but mark melancon cant
what universe am I living in
>tfw too intelligent to consistently stay above .500
>>76417597
are you thinking of Ryu? Maeda has injury "concerns" but he's never actually missed significant time to injury
>>76417607
>tfw to stupid too lose games
Wish I could be as intelligent as Brad Ausmus..
>>76417570
Price was shit most of last season desu he had 2 months where he was elite though, and that month he played the yankees once and gave up 1 run.
Let's say the Rockies never traded Tulo. What would their current lineup look like? Would they have signed Desmond? Or just moved Tulo/Story to first? I have no idea why this is really piquing my interest
>MLB draft is on the same day as E3
Guess I won't be watching that
>>76417631
Tulo was getting traded either way but story would not be on the team so replace any lineup with story with tulo
>>76417589
Koji at age 40 had a k/8 of almost 14 (fourteen) and win WS MVP in 2013. You're underestimating the talent in Japan.
>>76417647
Was Story a part of the trade?
>>76417218
Cocks are a symbol of power.
>>76417650
That was one of the best closer performances all year though. And Koji is a different story altogether, he'd been in the league for years to that point.
>>76417650
>k/8
Lmao fuck off with ththe conditions you deem fair faggot. You people on this board are too much to handle sometimes lmao
What's the best site to watch games off of? Recently lost cable and still not sure if Sling is worth it so that's not on the table.
>>76417725
I'm going to tell you this and I'm not being ironic..... Google "reddit MLB streams"
>>76413747
If the Cubs taught us anything, it's that sometimes you have to wait a century to win a title. Hang in there.
>>76417650
Koji was also one of the best starters in Japan for many years, top 5 pitchers in NPB are good enough for MLB I think we can agree on that. Became a reliever before coming over because of injury issues but the stuff was there if he could stay healthy
>>76417635
yeah I wont be watching E3 either
>2007+10
>watching that
>>76417715
He obviously meant k/9 and a k/9 of 14 is fucking ridiculously good retard.
You do know what it means right?
Ya'll think Soler has multiple personality disorder or just very lonely? I know girls who are on anti-psychotics who are more lucid. It's time to take Soler's medical condition for-real-REAL
>>76417735
I almost want to not believe you, but I'll give it a shot.
>>76417753
14 is ok. He didn't qualify for innings pitched so it doesn't really matter lmao. Don't cherry pick stats. Anyone can have 14 with that few of innings pitched.
>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.
>>76417749
E3 is great cringe comedy desu
>>76417781
holy fuck are you dumb
Which game should I watch tonight lads
>>76417826
watch the dumpster fire that is david price
>>76417819
>lawl ur so dumbbbbbb XP
Prove me wrong faggot. Debate me.
>>76417779
You can also try Bosscast dot net, but all those streams are 480p
>>76417837
>addison russell
>Red Sox have another ESPN game
heading to an @LAD series for the first time this weekend, what should i expect?
It's a Joe Ross starts and Dusty plays ALL the bench players episode. I don't like this one.
gg Orange Ducks.
>maybe I'll just watch the Star Trek TNG marathon on BBC America instead.
>>76417935
To get your ass beat to death in the parking lot, bitch nigga.
>>76417935
cholos and lots of traffic to and from the game.
>>76417935
A passionate game obviously. Who pitching?
>>76413433
Idea: shake things up one year and have these really long epic regular-season series to cover large chunks of the division games. Like 7-11 game series.
Why the hell not?
>tfw no one cares about the O's/Nats game
>>76417826
Ducks vs Nats or Yaks vs David Price should be good
Daily reminder that Jacob deGrom cried like a pussy in the dugout after getting lit up.
>>76418002
Max and Strasburg have already pitched in a hype series against LA. Nobody gives a fuck about Joe Ross
>>76418032
I'm a yuuuuuuge Nats fan and even I don't wanna watch Joe Ross pitch.
white sox rays thread where?
Is there any city in US, where baseball is not popular and nobody likes it?
A place in the USA, where baseball is for losers, and soccer is people's favorite pastime
>>76418069
show me the light, spergbro
how do i take my autism to your 150% level
Ducks and Nashitonals
>>76418095
>>76418095
>>76415513
>>76416400
Good. Good.
>>76417995
what the fuck is the point of that even.
"hey, i got tickets to the 5th game of the SEA-CLE series down at Safeco, who wants in?"
Nobody, that's who.
>>76418225
kill yourself
not everyone is a fucking bandwagoner who only cares about winning teams
only 1,078 days
>>76418251
What a fucking dumbass. Rest in piss LeXplorer.
>>76418251
>that filename
Emojis work again?
>>76417164
Jesus she's an 11/10
>orange ducks
>>76417725
search for vip box tv (one word)
>>76417164
>mfw I called him a manlet at a game
Just trying to get to his head. H-He's actually quite handsome.
>>76418293
She's a 6.
>>76417164
>tfw the same height and all I have is my ability to attract crazy soc girls
Nothing is good about being a manlet except that strike zone
>>76418351
I don't think he even knows what it means unless you told him in spanish, desu
>lostigers
who /slidetime/ here?
>>76418367
Oh word? I've never heard him speak. Does he not speak a lick of English?
>>76417164
>say hello to my little friend
>>76418408
From my experience he voiced an appearance on a Cartoon Network show, you could tell it was pretty recited compared to the other players.
Like he obviously knows more english now than when he first came up but I don't think he'd use it much.
>>76418353
>She's a 6.
>>76418363
>meeting girls on sock
jajajajaja what the fuck why do men do this whyyyy
>>76418491
lmao I just watched it, no I feel bad
>>76413747
>worst franchise
>not the Mariners
Hmm
>>76415632
Should be their permanent jerseys tbqhwyf
>>76418500
She is. Nice body, but a weird, misshapen face. Plus, she's not smiling, she might have snarly teef. I can pick up a better looking girl at my local bar on any given Saturday night.
>>76418639
> i have to get women drunk in order to get laid
says more about you than it does about altuve t.b.h.
>>76418677
At least I'm not married to a 6.
>>76418712
lol, so you'd rather be a creepy rapist than in a stable relationship?
again, you're telling us a lot about yourself m8
>>76418727
Midget women aren't attractive.
>mfw by the end of the season we'll find out over half the cubs line up beat their wife
Nice guys finish last, boys.
>>76418727
*cough cough virgin cough cough*
>>76418781
Which coaches have some dirt on them, we aren't that far off from an all wife-beater team.
>>76418764
...and? that still makes you the dude who takes advantage of drunk chicks
>>76418803
lol so the only way to get laid is at bars?
...no
>>76418824
Joe Madden is homeless hobo in the offseason. Does that count?
>>76418847
Bars and churches are the best places to meet sluts.
>>76418566
But the Mariners are great
This will be your World Series
>>76417935
Travel one hour and a half before the game not even kidding
LA has to have the worst public transportation in the US
>>76419015
He can pay a hooker to ride carpool with him. Should save some time.
>>76416400
this post is now VERY relevant
>>76418895
When I was in HS I lived close to a private K-12 Catholic all girls school in California and it's true that being sheltered makes you more prone to being a slut. those girls let you fuck quicker than the latinas and asian girls who went to public school. These girls wanted life to be like BBC's Skins so bad they were fucking 20 year Olds when they were 15. My curent gf is also Catholic and her mom is amazing to me.
Astros at Royals where?
>>76419116
Yeah hopefully he has a Jewish homie with a dead dad who just so happens to have had season tickets. But really traffic isn't that bad if you know how to drive in LA.
Ask me nicely for a VERY funny webm
>>76419290
kys leaf
>no cubes thread
ded fanbase
ded inside
>>76419325
You REALLY want to see it
Who can outtank the whos?
>>76419329
iktf
ive made the last like four threads
PLEASE ASK ME FOR IT
>>76419178
here
>>76419512
>>76419512
Astros @ Royals
>>76419512
>>76419512
>>76419372
The Astros.
DJ Lemahieu just cucked the Cubs
>sister brought her hot friend over again
>no marlins pirates thread
ok
>>76419821
Post pics
>>76419855
>>76419821
> living with your sister
wtf
>>76419821
Most of my sisters friends I already fucked when I was 17. How old are you that you're still sharing a home?
Volquez has been on fucking fire.
>one hitter through 5
Turns out when you bring in Ubaldo from the bullpen?
He's still Ubaldo.
NL WEST: DODGERS
NL CENTRAL: BREWERS
NL EAST: NATIONALS
NL WC: ROCKIES V. DIAMONDBACKS
AL WEST: ASTROS
AL CENTRAL: TWINS
AL EAST: YANKEES
AL WC: BALTIMORE V. RED SOX
>>76420175
Is he okay?
>>76419926
the funniest part is that a headfirst slide gets him in there easily
>>76420298
Not sports. Not baseball. Go back to your cave dumb retarded faggot.
>>76420349
look behind the guy in the suit you retard
>>76420298
MARLINS MAN
>>76419926
Art for art's sake.
>>76420349
>>76420509
looks like the new janitors are taking their responsibility waaaaaay too seriously.
>>76420592
Nobody likes disastro faggots. May 'it" drown in piss, forever
Please make a thread Cubs fans there's not enough rockies fans to actually make a thread worthwhile
>>76420690
Not enough of us anymore either
>>76420712
You guys have a MASSIVE fan base and a winning record how is that even possibles
>>76420690
You need to try, my friend.
Also, based fucking Mad Dog.
Most fairweather fans
Mets
Cubs
Astros
Giants
Rockies
>rags
>>76420767
dunno there used to be tons of us back when the team sucked
/los-ángeles/
Lol @ Arenado showing Bryant who the real best 3rd baseman in baseball is.
>Cubs just then on that foul ball
Lol
really gets the ol almonds activating...
>>76421037
He's saving all his wins for the postseason
>>76419926
I feel sorry for them. They just can't catch a break.
>>76421037
>tfw David Price is single handedly attempting to stop the Rockies-Red Sox World Series rematch
>>76419926
>>76420517
How do the whos actually still have fans? Who can actually stomach watching this garbage?
>Gary Sanchez is 4-7 off David Price with 4 HRs
How will he handle the media tonight?
So the Astros are going to repay the Royals for snapping their win streak and winning the serried against them by no hitting them
>>76421291
I suffered through back to back 100 loss seasons. Of course, I smoke a lot of weed.
>>76421291
art enthusiasts
>>76421388
Pls no jinx family
>>76421378
He's probably slipped out of Fenway and has sped off into the night
Who here /comfy/
>>76421506
In New York tonight.
>>76421621
Looks pomf as heck
>>76421649
Oh hurrr
Then yeah, he's disappeared into the Bronx underbelly where he thinks the media won't find him
>off day
>two game inter-league series
>off day
At least wigwams can't lose today.
>>76420094
Jesus, WHY does he still have a contract?
Odubel Herrera is the third Phillie to double in 6 straight games. Bobby Abreu did it in 2000, and Heinie Sand did it in 1925
KC right now
>>76417935
chicanos
>>76421723
That last half of 13 he had with you tricked our FO and he's chuckling to the bank with what we're giving him.
I don't think things would be too different if we sent him to Seattle instead of Gallardo, but it does make me curious.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Mariners twins game thread
>>76422173
>>76422173
>COLLAPSTROS
>>76421723
kershaw is going to FUCK that lineup for 17K's
>>76421846
I pity him. He is sad as fuck.
>>76422281
Please go sperg somewhere else, literally no one likes you.
>>76422371
>97 fucking years since the last leaveland basebal championship
>>76422392
I thought it was 76?
wooo 2 in a row for the marlins
>>76422451
He doesn't even know what a perfect game is.
>>76422451
sorry its actually 89 years since the last leaveland baseball championship
>>76422459
Why are you smiling? You're a Cryami fan. You deserve to suffer.
>>76422475
What about David Price??
>Padres thought they'd take the lead in the tankathon
>>76422564
m-maybe
>>76422564
Fuck them all, as he said.
>>76422565
I don't know man, they got blown out pretty hard today
>>76422581
I dont get it.
>>76422604
>15-3
Phillies lost 14-1 last night!
>>76422565
>>76422604
Another loss today. Watch the fuck out.
>>76422678
>>76422604
>>76422565
I really want this tankathon to end up with Seth Beer Hype, and the tankiest team ends up taking somebody else
wew laddie
>>76422722
That's actually the adult parody
Featuring some of the Cubs
>>76422722
WHOA
>>76422722
>the crummy
>>76422722
>>76422716
Well the funny thing is we aren't actually losing because we're tanking. We're losing because we just plain suck. FO and players have repeatedly said and showed via their efforts on the field and such that they are in it to win it. They just suck too much to do any winning.
>>76421291
They should have just become the tampa bay white sox when they had the chance
>>76422819
obviously they're going to try to win with what they have, the players will always play to their best ability, but everyone knows the team just sucks
you don't expect for them to intentionally lose do you?
>>76423002
Wow, a lifelong pisscups fan comes out of the woodwork
>>76423018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sox_Scandal
>>76422819
All the teams in the discussion are terrible.
I'M DRIFTING
AND I CANT TIE MY BOAT TO THE ROCKING RAFF
AS I FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT
made u fellas a thread
>>>/r9k/37592562
looks like there's dodger-fans on /r9k/ and here i was trying to make a shitpos lmfao
>>76423002
no way
How is he not in the Hall of Fame? Is it really "muh steroid accusations"?
>>76423230
PAIN. WITHOUT LOVE
PAAAAAIN I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
>>76423230
THE VERY WORST PART OF YOU
THE VERY WORST PART OF YOU
IS ME!
>>76423230
DROP DEAD WHEN I LOOK AT YOU
FEEL DOWN WHEN YOU SEE ME TOO
>>76419926
>whos
>>76423230
DARKNESS
IMPRISONINGME
ALLTHATISEE
>>76423230
ALL AROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH
THE MULBERRY BUSH
THE MULBERRY BUSH
>>76423230
TUMBLING TUMBLING TUMBLING
>roylost
>tfw
Politics are in that state right now where you just have to talk about them.
Here's the new leading party of the United Kingdom.
Not even joking.
>>76423488
i-is he alright?
>When you act senile as fuck because you stayed up too late watching the dbags
Rockies win!
>>76423516
>tories
>>76423545
>No hits for 7 innings
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
>>76423545
I hope your stupid meme ballpark is blown up
>>76423588
I know this feel
t. Strobro
>>76423516
There's a board for that
>>76423594
Rookies LITERALLY have a better road than home record.
>>76423610
>MFW >our teams won't play until the World Series
>>76423667
>Fruity Pebbles juice regularly
We all know
>>76413433
>Only late game is Twins and Seattle.
Way to fail West Coast.
how many victims will Jose Abreu claim this season?
>comfy visit to sandy eggo now
>>76423695
It would be GOAT baseball, shame we gotta wait to WS
>>76423753
>the swept the fuck out eries
probably would be shit
Anyone else excited for when the Indians trade Andrew Miller back to the Yankees for basically nothing?
>Cubes
>>76423802
You're not allowed to talk to me, or my wife's son Lil' Vizio, ever again
>>76423802
>Rockies doing the sweeping this time
>>76423488
>Top 3rd
Holy SHIT
Imagine how much worse it'd be if he lost last week.
post >yfw David Price pulls a gun out of his back pocket next start and an heros on live t.v.
>BREAKING: #RedSox star postseason ace David Price arrested after assaulting media member tonight during post-game interview
>>76423900
HEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MANNNNNNNN
HAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS GUN
>>76423908
Stop
>>76423908
>not buster olney twitter
dropped
>tfw still in first place
Price post game was extremely boring, media members let him off the hook with some fucking softball questions. How disappointing, media's lost its edge.
>>76423918
It's "nice shot"
>>76423918
kek i was gonna post this
>>76423942
I wish I would've met you
Now it's a little late
What you could've taught me
I could have saved some face
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they're right
But look how they all got strong
That's why I say hey man, nice shot
What a good shot man
A man
Has gun
Hey man
Have fun
Nice shot
Now that the smoke's gone
And the air is all clear
Those who were right there
Got a new kind of fear
You'd fight and you were right
We were both wrong. I'll apologize if you do.
>>76423874
He's lucky his only starts have been on the road.
I'm half convinced he'll get shit thrown at him back at Fenway, people loathe this guy here right now.
>>76423933
>Lost Again Dudders kicked out of postseason by Fruity Pebbles
>Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwstin
>Maymay Butts
>Cuckie Brodley Jr
>Andrew Bustentundi
>>76423908
>deafening REEEEEEE could be heard from the locker room
>>76423959
I don't know why I thought the series was at Fenway (I thought Tanaka gets clubbed more badly on the road) but the feel was reinforced with that media fracas earlier, like Price was breaking down under Fenway pressures.
First home start will be something.
>>76424032
His first home start will be pitiable and sad, and deliciously destructive.
The second he starts to crack, I think the fans will boo him to the high heavens. And he'll continue to just falter after that.
He better pray his next Fenway starts gets postponed or delayed or some shit.
>>76423304
yes. plus more media asshurt since he's been kind of a dick to them in general.
>>76423385
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELL
>>76424067
>Arguably the greatest pitcher and hitter of the second half of the 20th century aren't in the Hall of Fame because reasons
The steroid nonsense is just that. They made the most money in their careers because of steroids, now they hate it because it allows them to virtue signal. I'm not saying they should be allowed, but ffs don't punish the biggest stars for playing in an era where everybody (including them) were doing it
>>76424064
>"Why didn't I just stay at Tampon Bay there was no pressure and I made good money there too I hate Boston it's cold and mean I'm tired I want to go home"
*pronounces height as "heigth"*
>>76424126
He underestimated the attention baseball gets in Boston.
Boston is like 1 of like 3 cities that actually cares about baseball.
Everywhere else he's played has been very relaxed about it
>Tampa (lel)
>Detroit
>Toronto
No place where the scrutiny for baseball is as magnified as it is here.
It's clear he wanted to go to St Louis over Boston, but the 30+M dollar difference was too much for him to go there at the time.
Now there's honestly a small part of me that thinks he's going to opt out of 150+M guaranteed next year because he hates here so much.
>>76424160
yep. same as Carl Crawford. Can't handle pitching in Boston.
>>76424160
Toronto is a great baseball town though!
Is James Loney black? I literally can't tell.
>>76424262
He that high yella.
>>76424160
LA, New York, and Chicago or St. Louis?
>>76424160
>All three Kroenke teams suck shit
>Muh buncos
We basebore now?
The Rockies are the LEAST meme team and the most consistent and undramatic in the league right now and there's NOTHING dogger fans can do about it
>>76424160
>Now there's honestly a small part of me that thinks he's going to opt out of 150+M guaranteed next year because he hates here so much.
He can take D-Dom with him in that remote case.
>>76424389
New York, LA, and Chicago are extremely bandwagon casual, they aren't baseball towns at all. The only really legitimate baseball cities anymore are Boston, St. Louis, and Cincinnati.
>>76424470
>Boston
>baseball town
SWEEEEET CAROLINE BAPAPA
YOUR CUNT NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD
SO GOOD
SO GOOD
BAPAPA
activate him
its time
Boston fans are the most obnoxious fan base in all of sports.
>>76424690
Californians are pretty fucking awful.
>>76424470
New York is definitely Yankee town, casual or not. LA I can see as an NBA/Lakers town, but ChiCubs fans have been around forever, and only the Maddon/Epstein years have made it bandwagon/casual.
>>76424690
thanks for your input, chief. here's your (You)
>>76424690
two words: Yankee fans
>>76424719
Status: Cummy
>>76424713
Agreed. But not as bad as the arrogant Bostonians.
>>76424719
>>76424690
>rags
>>76424454
This.
>great defense
>timely hitting
>solid starting pitching
>good bullpen
Nothing meme about it.
>>76424775
Not one of those SP would you bet your life on to win a game. At any moment they can blow up and allow 7ER in 3IP. Arizona is better. Dodgers are better.
Problem Is the Mets' BABIP against is .329 and the league average is .295 and the next highest is .313. Obviously that should regress to the mean a little bit but might they be behind the curve in shifting?
>you now remember that the rookies have been in a worlds eries game since the berlin wall even if they did get swept in humiliating fashion
>going to the world series and getting humiliated is banter
wew
>"guys i got a girl to agree to have sex with me but as soon as she saw me naked she killed herself, but heh.... I got CLOSE"
>>76424795
The Pebbles pitchers deserve so much more credit than anyone's giving them. They're pitching well in the most difficult ballpark to pitch in the entire league. The Coors meme is such a ridiculous double standard. It makes no sense.
>>76424841
>Guys I can dominate in the regular season but come October I JUST
>But at least I have some Cy Young Awards
Rockies > Dodgers
>>76424881
>pitch in a shit ballpark
>be better acclimated and do well regularly in it
>don't even pitch in a shit ballpark or do so rarely
>pitch poorly there
It makes perfect sense
>>76424888
>(some) Cy Youngs.
15 (fifteen) CYA's pussy.
8 more than the second closest.
Delete that thing now
>>76424939
would not
how many WS championships have those CYAs gotten you, bud?
>>76424935
Literally this.
>>76424954
5 (cinco)
Can't wait for Manfred's new league alignment.
>>76424939
>Counting New York awards for LA
5 World Series(0 since 1988, one of the longest active droughts in the league), and The Dodgers won twelve, LA dodgers eleven
Postseason ERA for NL starting pitchers >1 GS:
Matt Cain: 2.10
Madison Bumgarner: 2.11
Kyle Hendricks: 2.38
Noah Syndergaard: 2.42
Jon Lester: 2.63
Jacob deGrom: 2.88
Adam Wainwright: 3.03
Matt Harvey: 3.04
Carlos Martinez: 3.24
John Lackey: 3.27
Matt Moore: 3.33
Matt Garza: 3.48
Bartolo Colon: 3.49
Zack Greinke: 3.55
Jake Arrieta: 3.64
Steven Matz: 3.68
Max Scherzer: 3.74
Tanner Roark: 3.86
Gio Gonzalez: 3.93
Gerrit Cole: 3.94
Jaime Garcia: 3.94
Michael Wacha: 4.08
Rich Hill: 4.50
Lance Lynn: 4.50
Johnny Cueto: 4.54
>>>>>>>>>>Clayton Kershaw: 4.55
Bronson Arroyo: 4.60
Edinson Volquez: 5.35
Jeremy Hellickson: 5.40
Kenta Maeda: 6.75
>>76424974
Half of the western meme league is California lol. What kind of package deal can I get so I can watch? How do the blackouts work?
¿quien /los-ángeles/ aquí?
/mad-as-fuck/ don't respond.
>>76425040
Cochino muy feo
>>76424841
What is that second green text in reference to?
>>76424974
>Marlins and Rays moving to North Korea and Russia
It'll be hard for them to play games when we're at war in a few years.
>>76424973
Muchos anos ago.
>>76425040
gross
>>76425063
Daily reminder that your team's World Series wins only count if the team they beat still exists.
>>76425022
Hmmmmmm
>>76425118
horseshit.
>>76425118
Who is your team? I absolutely agree
>>76425118
>Cards x2
>Rockies
>Pirates
>Phillies
>Giants
>Cubs
>Dodgers
I can get down with that
I like how Rogers catches the ball and canó is too much of a douche to try to slide back to second to prevent a double play.
>>76425118
I don't get what this means. Isn't every World Series loser still in existence?
>>76425315
t. Lifelong
>>76425315
some have moved or been reincarnated, and I think that's what that stupid anon is trying to claim.
>>76425315
t. Leaveland Spiders fan.
>>76425327
Huh? What I said is factually true. There hasn't been one contraction in the entirety of the World Series era. You are the Lifelong if you think otherwise.
who else is ready for Shitzler to blow another save?
Yasiel Puig on IG live drunk as fuck with a bitch grinding on his BBC...
TUNE IN.
https://www.instagram.com/yasielpuig/
>>76425342
You're right I just checked to provide examples and I'm not finding any, fug me sorry diehard.
>>76425361
>his team doesn't have a utility player who does this
Imagine being ryu's translator. How much this nigga get paid to do nothing?
You already know Kershaw ain't show up to this shit.
He probably throwing his side-sesh ad we speak while everyone else turns up.
Seattle losers hyuk hyuk hyuk
Austin Barnes to Yasiel Puig:
>"save some pussy for me bro"
>>76425434
great series
they whop'd up out us pretty good
to bad about that .500 ceiling they got
apparently.. fucking spooky is what I call it