WAS: Ryan Zimmerman socks homer No. 17 in loss
LAD: Kershaw locks down Nats over seven innings
PIT: Francisco Cervelli heading to concussion DL
PIT: Watson will continue to close for the Pirates
TEX: Beltre (ankle) out of TEX lineup Wednesday
TB: Rays promote SP Jacob Faria for MLB debut
CIN: Schebler (shoulder) back in Reds lineup Wed.
SEA: Mariners, Segura finalize 5-year, $70M pact
LA: Maeda to Dodgers bullpen for weekend series
CLE: Encarnacion out Wednesday due to sore hip
MKE: Travis Shaw back from paternity leave Wed.
MKE: Matt Garza (chest contusion) lands on the DL
losedians
SOMEONE STOP THE ASSTROS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I can't believe we are shit again
>>76394464
I feel ya mang
Someone trade for Cueto pls
>>76394464
>>76394476
I can and I am RELISHING in your team being shit. GO YANKEES!
>>76394482
Not like I'm mad. Yankees are going to collapse anyway. CC and Tanaka aren't that great of pitchers in the long run, and that bullpen can only last you so long
>>76394482
Trade for Cueto
>>76394491
CC is a fat fuck on his way out, but Tanaka will bounce back, count on it.
>>76394476
We'd gladly take him for montero and granderson. Too many fielders and shitty pitchers on this team
>>76394452
https://streamable.com/2ykg5
In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy and Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy.
>>76394464
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
1stros
>>76394507
I just wanted to let you know you're awesome and your country is very pretty.
>>76394519
Pitiful. Matz coming back, Lugo returning, and maybe gsellmen on the upswing. Degrom in a little slump right now, and Harvey also, but things will get together.
Is there a feeling worse than being outbid at the last moment for something on ebay?
>>76394539
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Never change mest fans.
Never change.
>>76394540
Being outbid, buying another item, then receiving a notification that the person who outbid you couldn't pay for it and then not having enough money to buy the item you bid on. That is a personal hell of mine.
>>76394540
impotence
>>76394507
based beyond belief
you got the chopped & screwed version?
>>76394476
Daily reminder the 2015 Kansas City Royals traded for Johnny Cueto, and it worked out pretty swell for them in game 2 of the world series.
>mfw this 2 game sweep of the Indians today was our second sweep of the entire season
>>76394452
Hi. Lifelong Astros fan here.
They'll stop themselves right around January, if not before. But let us enjoy the ride until then. Thanks
>>76394556
I'm not even angry, but upset at the Mets being a mess
>>76394589
Choo Choo
You now remember that a white man closed out the world series for the Cubs. You now remember that a brown man made the final out.
>>76394540
Having an item on your watch-list for 25 days, waiting to snatch it for the low-low. Getting the 15 minute notification. Anxiously waiting to place your bid in the final 10 seconds.... But you get your cocked sucked and forget to place a bid to it sells for the minimal price. Happened to me with a #RARE 90's screamo record. Sold for 7.99
>>76394567
can't find it atm i'll share if i come across it later
>>76394590
Be realistic. The Mets are toast and it's a lost season. There's no arms coming to save you. Lugo and Matz aren't that great. Harvey is ded. DeGrom is regressing or injured. Gsellman sucks. Thor, if/when he comes back, will be a shell of his former self until next year.
>>76394578
>Game 2
I don't want to remember that mess
>>76394530
aw tyvm
Chicago White Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays
>>76394528
How big is Arenado's contract going to be when the Rockies sign him long term?
>>76394636
I still will have hope, because that's the best thing you can have. Matz and Lugo weren't bad at all, but matz is a wildcard with his control. Syndergaard will be back, but must be a lot more cautious with his throw
>>76394641
Shit man, that game as a royals fan is the only reason I can stand Cueto.
Name a worse closer.
Hint: It's impossible.
>>76394669
>david robertson
>>76394600
Ah, a fellow Stros fan, I see.
Can we have a discussion about how Safeco Field in Seattle is an identical design to Minute Maid, with just some topical changes?
>>76394666
There's nothing wrong with hope, but the mets will be lucky if they finish ahead of the marlins and braves this season. Be proud, at least you're not the phillies.
>>76394669
That isn't Addison reed
>>76394706
It's been a rough year for my teams. Jets have been total shit once again, and the islanders barely missed the playoffs. Mets are probably going to mount a crazy comeback in the end of the season, or go into a fire sale
>>76394698
Wanna just talk about Berkman, Biggio, and Bagwell instead?
You know, they were called the killer B's. All of their last names start with the letter B.
>Eickhoff pitching tonight
Welp. GG Braves.
>>76394744
Thanks for the win, but we don't want it. We'll try to give it back to you.
>>76394669
>>76394691
>blake treinen
>all these terrible closers
>it makes me take my top off
Matt Albers is GOAT
>>76394476
Looks like Woolie
>>76394744
>>76394766
Reminder that this is Eickhoff's first game after the "Challenge" from the coaching staff. Nola pitched 8 strong yesterday and got the same challenge
>>76394740
If I were a betting man, and I am, I'd bet on fire sale.
What do you want for Conforto?
I was watching a baseball game the other day, and heard one of the players say a bad word. I was wondering if there was any rule against that? I think they should let players swear (and curse!) as much as they like! Lemme know what you guys think ;)
>>76394792
Top prospects, preferably a third baseman
Matt is sexy.
>>76394827
HEY HEY HEY
>>76394826
You'll have Jose Reyes and you'll like it.
>>76394840
Matt looks in your general direction with disdain and contempt
Which was the best known match in baseball?
>>76394868
That is a really hard thing to answer. If you want recent, game 7 of last years series was fucking phenomenal.
SCOOTER GONE HIT 4 MO!!
WHO DEY!!
>>76394867
I'M FAT ALBERS
Will Leaveland be able to handle the banter?
It's been 87 years since their last baseball championship.
Vargas finessed them twice already, imagine how they'll respond with a true LHP ace.
Shutout is already in the books.
17K's too.
>>76394868
Either Game 6 of the 1986 World Series, Game 7 of 1991 World Series, or Game 7 of 2016 World Series
All iconic
>>76394379
Just got home from work to say
>losedians
>>76394868
"known " means nothing. NLDS game 5 2016 is iconic. Historical actually. Brilliantly managed and executed on both sides. Excellent game. Hating ass faggots have no understanding of the game don't realize how epic that game was.
>>76394868
Game 6 1986 World Series
Game 1 1988 World Series
Game 5 1956 World Series
Game 7 1960 World Series
Brooklyn Dodgers at New York Giants October 3, 1951
jays win!
>>76394658
>TFW you won't see your team play the Astros until the World Series
>>76394966
good job jaybros
>>76394882
*kills your all you can eat buffet*
>another double for Odubel
>>76394983
Lmao you'r stupid if you think the Rookies are going to the World Series.
Odubel Herrera has hit a double in 5 straight games. In those games he has hit 8 Doubles and 2 Home Runs in those games. He now holds the ML lead by himself
>>76395007
Oh it's happening alright.
>>76395032
>>76395032
Phillies at Barves
>>76395032
>>76395032
Lillies at Braves
>>76395032
>>76395032
>>76394871
*tips fedora*
>>76394998
*eats you and the buffet anyway*
SF Giants vs MIL Brewers (#3 of 3)
8:10 PM ET | 5:10 PM PT
>>76395034
>>76395034
>>76395034
>>76395071
>>76395071
>>76395071
Stros @ royals
#1 ERA pitcher vs #2 ERA pitcher
>>76395061
you gonna eat that?
>>76395089
No. It's yours man.
*dislocates lower jaw like a snake and eats the table and food*
>>76395089
feel inspired watching a fat man play baseball
>Stras Test
Pure journalistic kino
mest-rags
>>76395124
>>76395124
>>76395124
>>76395122
Wat app iz dat
>>76395116
You're old news.
Washed up.
There's a new fat man in town
>>76395167
The Nats are my national league team now
>The phillies are literally the worst team in baseball
>>76395177
Welcome aboard New Zealand Bro. It's a wild ride.
>we lead the league in memes
>>76394916
Be nice man, not everyone can be as fucking amazing as the Rockies are.
>>76395193
>Being obsessed with the worst team in baseball
>>76395193
>>76395239
You shouldn't bully the Phillies like that. They have 2 reasons why they are infinitely better than your team, not to mention the Rockies have been pretty shit over the years too.
>>76394983
Hey man, I would be devastated to get ass pounded again in the World Series, but...that means we made it to the World Series. Love this team right now.
>>76395015
Dinger has so much trolling potential, it needs to be tapped into.
>>76395247
>>76395260
isn't it nice to have the Giants suck again and their trips begone?
>>76394875
>grounds into a DP
Back to the crack pipe, Reds fag.
>>76395260
>He hasn't been Dingerposting
>>76395318
Heroin not crack you fucking faggot
>>76395315
I love the Giants are shit. My roommate from undergrad and law school is from Napa and would only ever fucking talk about baseball EVERY OTHER YEAR WHEN THEY WOULD WIN. It was so frustrating. I bet his tears taste delicious.
>>76395324
I've heard people say that Dinger is a shit mascot and we should get a new one. I don't understand that, he is fucking amazing. He's super adorable, that fat fuck.
>>76395350
He looks like a reject from Barney. BJ and Baby Bop would probably want to hang out with his ugly ass.
>>76395315
>Giants
>trips
Our trip game is weak but that's how I like it anyway. Meanwhile our anons don't sleep.
>>76395333
It's Shitcinnati. They probably do both.
cubs marlels
>>76395391
>>76395391
>>76395391
Remember that time the Rockies weren't completely humiliated in every playoffs they've been in?
>>76395373
Your anons were all Dodgers fans in the years before.
>>76395350
It mostly comes from his bush league bullshit behind the plate when the Rockies are up.
>>76395350
I love to shit on Dinger, but I want you to keep him. He's better than a lot of mascots. There are other mascots that I don't shit on because they're irrelevant or just plain boring.
>>76395398
Yea
>>76395413
omg u right
it was right in front of my eyes all these years
>>76395412
If you are referring to 2007, I think you need to consider all the context before saying they were humiliated in the playoffs.
They got a train ran on them in the World Series, but they just rode one of the biggest streaks in the history of baseball, and suddenly had to take a 9 day break and they played like ass afterwords. It is what it is and the Red Socks were the better team that series, but that 2007 team is the last team I would say was humiliated at any point in the playoffs...ya know besides the sweep.
>did someone say dinger-posting?
just got home from work...wha'd I miss?
>>76395417
I haven't heard much on this, what does he do?
>>76395475
Losedians BTFO again
>>76395458
>You're not humiliated if you were humiliated, but this specific thing happened
my 2012 Tigers weren't humiliated, got it.
None of these Rockies fans were Rockies fans until this year. They were all Cub shitters.
>Bases loaded
>0 outs
>1 run
>>76395458
Mets got humiliated pretty well in 2015. Showed our weakness in familia and d'arnaud not knowing how to nab a runner
>>76395510
1 run is all you need, motherfucker.
Holy shit, this based Dodgers and Mets Japanese bro made me laugh.
https://twitter.com/es__sp/status/872607306231406593
translated
>Kershaw
>Hill
>Wood
>McCarthy
>Japanese shit or Korean shit
Is this guy even japanese though? Account name strangely resembles /sp/
>>76395508
totally untrue, we just never posted. the Rockies were a wonderful excuse to drink out-side and see a lot of home-runs.
>>76395492
When the opposing team is pitching, he dances and taunts him behind the plate, only ducking down right when the pitch is being delivered, then he stands up and does it some more. You might expect to see that in a AA-level game at the most. The best mascots are all about the fans, not about trying to affect the game in any way. Even a lot of Rockies fans hate him for this.
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-al-is-stomping-the-nl-again/
>>76395601
After the Astros, the next four best teams record wise are in the NL. This article talks a lot about interleague but the Doyers haven't done any interleague yet.
Get the fuck outta here with that shit fangraphs.
MLB is auctioning off Hunter Strickland's brawl jersey
http://auctions.mlb.com/iSynApp/auctionDisplay.action?auctionId=1875015&pgmode1=teamsearch&pgcust1=giants&pgmode3=livebid&&qt%5B0%5D.type=fieldmatch&qt%5B0%5D.name=*&qt%5B0%5D.value1=
>>76395587
Gotcha. He is a dinosaur who likes to have fun and occasionally an undisciplined pitcher throws a ball because they get distracted. Literally Hitler.
>>76395601
NL is top heavy this year with a bunch of shit teams.
Don't worry NL bros, we Dodgers have your backs. We'll pick up some of the slack.
>mest
@Orioles
Manny Machado left tonight's game with left wrist soreness. #Birdland
>>76395681
>He is a dinosaur who likes to have fun
>Literally Hitler
I am satisfied with your comprehension of the matter
>>76395711
Uh...lmao?
Rock1es
>>76395711
>A FUCKING LEAF
>AN ORANGE DUCK
>>76395601
Dodgers are about to run a train on cleaveland
>>76395824
THANK YOU BASED MONFORT
>>76395824
>the Rockies are becoming the Mets
lel
>>76395857
I admit I had my doubts, but goddamn.
>>76395715
Fair enough
>Ryan Zimmerman is hitting .362 and has 17 home runs
How long til he gets busted for roids?
>>76396036
He's always been a really streaky hitter. By August, he'll be hitting .275.
apologize
I guess there's crying in baseball after all.
>>76396187
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my ankle hurts
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger
>>76396202
Is this real???
I love the passion but this is so gay. Break someshit. You gon cry and have the nigga who will end your career comfort you? Lol
hey clueless bong here who wants to learn about baseball could someone direct me to some educational and commentary channels/vids on yt
>>76396202
I feel so bad for him. Doesn't deserve it
>>76396398
The Mets have more crybabies on their team. >degrom
>flores
Damn mest. Man up.
>>76396431
Just get a baseball videogame.
>>76396398
He's got that Stockholm Syndrome. Dude doesn't know the Mets are using his ligaments as a banjo
>>76395678
Pretty despicable desu. He should be in jail and MLB should not be profiting off acts of violence against the biggest star in baseball history.
>>76396483
Would this really be good education? I don't usually play any sports games so don't know how accurate it would be.
>>76396463
Don't worry, come July him and Conforto will be traded for peanuts to contenders.
>>76396431
If you want to learn about baseball history, Ken Burn's Baseball is a good starting point. If you just want to learn about the game itself, just watch some games. The basics are easy to pick up, but there's a shit ton of nuance and info to digest.
>>76396508
I agree, anonymous /sp/ poster
>TFW your ace pitcher is out due to illness
>>76396701
>disastros
>>76396890
We're called the Vizios
get it right, kid
>>76396534
Nope.
Really, it's Ken Burns and watch a few games. Listen to radio broadcasts too, radio baseball is GOAT for educating yourself, due to all the verbal descriptions of the action and situations
Last year Albers was one of the worst relief pitchers on the league with like a 6+ era and way negative WAR
What the fuck happened?
>>76397377
Last year he was in the AL (Actual League)
THANK YOU BASED UPTON
Upton is pretty hot
Red Sox suck
Is this the Craig Biggio general?
Porcello is such a meme pitcher. doesn't deserve that cy young. smdh also letting CC pitch 8 shutout innings in under 100 pitches
Buck vs. Dallas for the Cy Young
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>Get taken out for defense
>Throw your helmet
>Hit the GOAT in the face
You should really only be allowed to post ITT if you've taken part in 500+ innings of serious competitive baseball.
MARINERS!
>>76398157
I've been my team's competitive designated shitposter for the last 8 seasons. Fuck off.
>>76398115
wait what fag hit based miggy in the face?
Twins @ Mariners game thread
>>76398293
>>76398293
>get completely shut down by a guy making his ML debut
Beer is literally going to be ours
You have 10 seconds to name a bigger blackhole duo in the middle of a lineup.
red sox lose
>>76398562
any nl teams pitcher spot and another random hitter
>>76398692
>pitcher hitting in the middle of the lineup
>>76398715
4d chess senpai
>>76398715
joe memedon probably will do it one day
Webm of Kershaw chimping out?
are the royals elite
>>76399131
>Webm
no, you get a gif
>of Kershaw chimping out?
no, you get Kershaw taking off
>pierats
>Pirates
Fuck off I just wanted to watch MLB Tonight
PIRATES WHAT THE FUCK
>Padres and Braves fans think their team has a chance to land Seth Beer
>>76399300
You forgot phillies fans too
>>76399131
>>76399232
>>76399346
I'm sorry, did YOU just lose 14-1 to the Braves?
>Odouble hit yet another 2bagger
This guy.
>>76399435
Wait, >we beat you? Uh...
>>76399377
>>76399377
>>76399232
The one from today's game after he got taken out early
man the pierats are so fucking shit. doesn't help that baltimore are such home babbies
>>76394770
this post is accurate
but to elaborate
>perez
>enny romero
>kelley 2 TJ shitloser
>koda
all these men are useless, only obese albers can save us
>Tanaka was supposed to be the Yankees' only good pitcher this year
>He's been their worst pitcher all year
Really makes you think
>>76399606
sincere question, what the fuck is his problem?
>>76399606
>>76399650
He's just not together. I think he's turning into a high-function alcoholic. The Yankees better watch him or he will turn into Koji Uehara.
>>76399650
The same thing that happens to all Japanese pitchers not named Nomo or Darvish. They have a couple good years, get figured out, and start to suck.
>>76398051
>Craig Biggio general?
Craig Vizio general.
>>76399683
>high functioning alcoholic
>talented, humble japanese man consumed by the sinful degeneracy of american life
>>76399650
The split isn't splitting. It's very clean the separation in velocity between his fastball and split isn't there when it needs to be. His K/9 had been decreasing season after season and his velocity when he first arrived here was legit 97mph with a 87mph split. He learned to pitch at 91-93 and still was effective. The split however has disappeared. His 2 seam isn't running. His off speed isn't good.
>>76399794
DW Griffith made a movie about this sort of thing
/los-ángeles/
>>76399961
We get it, you're a spic. Great gimmick.
>>76399683
Tanaka naked and jerkin' it in time square when?
>>76399979
Por que tu te enojas papi jajajajaja es un memes no te agüites todo estará galán
>>76400077
She looks so fake, just like everything else about LA
>>76396508
IM GONNA PIRATE YOUR GAMES, BRYCE
>>76399683
taking a page from cc's book of pitching like a yankee, huh
>>76400077
CHI
>>76399839
>DW Griffith
which movie are you referring to?
Are Yankees starters contractually obligated to be drunk alcoholics?
manny machado fucking sucks, 2bh. Can't believe there are people that would honestly pick him over Harper for the Yankees
The train keeps a rollin'.
>>76400219
It's called Broken Blossoms. Dude is actually Chinese though, and he goes to England.
>>76400112
>>76400238
and their closers are wife beaters, it's just class top to bottom with this team
>>76399683
>mfw reading this
>>76400260
He doesn't suck. He's just not better than Arenado. Defensively or offensively. Camden is a baby park. They should be leading baseball in homers every season.
>>76400340
>Hurr durr I'm just a fucking snow spic pretending I know baseball lol
Fuck you. Quit pretending like you actually watch baseball you bandwagon leaf. I'm not even a Yankees fan, but having to deal with you faggots in Red Sox gamethreads is absolutely unbearable. Blue Jays fans are just a bunch of seudo intellectual baseball fans with no real knowledge on their team. They read up on the latest ESPN news to get the low down on who's dick there players are sucking, and who said what. They don't understand sabermetrics. They don't understand the intricit cogs of the game. Fuck all of you retards.
>>76400371
>Camden is a baby park
>Coors isn't
>>76400294
She's very pretty, but I stand by my point
Oh hey our super fast prospect is hurt for the 18th time
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>76400454
wow man that was unexpected and it really hurt
i haven't even been to a red cux thread in like 3 full days
>rags defense
>>76400260
Harper sucked last year for no real reason too. You'd think the yankees would take it easy with the huge contracts after they got burned by the last 8
>rags
Why are Dodgers grils the best grils?
>>76400454
fucking mad as hell LOL
>>76400494
Why you mad at fake LA girls?
>>76400629
For no real reason? His shoulder was clearly injured. It was so obvious in his swing. Who is your team and how old you, you ignorant piece of shit? How can you even think you can have an opinion on baseball
>>76400730
>Who is your team and how old you
Dodgers, 19, faggot.
Yup.
>Trey Mancini
>>76400693
haters on /sp/ always hatin as heck.
>orioles winning at home
not surprised at all
>>76400816
>bombston being butthurt
not surprised at all
>>76400797
Nobody like your fanbase though lol. You stupid annoying dumb faggot.
>rags
webm when?
>>76400797
>Craig Biggio in charge of handling the banter
>>76400835
like clockwork
Can someone post webm of the Rangers game-losing error?
I wonder what the worst ERA in a game ever was, where the pitcher has the most IP out of everyone else, and the pitchers game was still marked as a W.
>>76400830
what in my post implied that i'm a roid sux fan?
>>76400886
JUST
>>76400890
Holy shit, was this in the Astrodome???
classic >rags loss right there
>>76400886
>>76400895
gimme a minute, gotta wait for it to be posted on mlb.com.
in the meantime
>rags
>>76400886
>getting trolled by AstroTurf
>>76400979
its dirt not turf
JUST
>>76400371
Why couldn't he hit in may?
>>76401129
hehehehe
>>76401129
>R A G S
>>76401129
>astros
>>76401172
Not that funny
>>76401177
Not that funny
>>76401178
Not that funny
And I'm really not a rags fan. Rags posting is just unfunny most of the time.
>>76401129
>>76400730
>Why you mad at fake LA girls?
they're basic bitches
>>76401129
wew lad!
>>76401238
>Craig Biggio role playing as a >rags fan
>>76401238
pffft HAHAHAHAHA
>>76401238
>rags
>bustcada 10 for his last 63 with 24 strikeouts in AAA
>>76401242
"basic-bitch" is a term left in 2015.
Want to know how I know you're a virgin and uncool?
>>76401129
ayy lmao
>>76401335
>Want to know how I know you're a virgin and uncool?
sure why not
>rags
>>76401383
You're the embodiment of anger and bitterness
>sees pretty girl
>"REEEEEEEEE PLASTIC BITCH REEEEE!!!! 1!1!!!"
has anyone every tried to start a baseball thread on /r9k/? I can imagine it being very popular. It might have more activity than on here. That way you can have both your main boards in one.
>>76401213
Our ace pitcher was out sick so we had a rookie's first pitching appearance but GG regardless
the call that saved baltimore
>>76401533
>If you don't like my plastic surgery women you're a loser virgin
Is this the >rags thread
>>76401648
yes
>>76401537
>not up against an easy win AL West opponent
>ace pretends to be sick to keep his precious #-0 start intact
kek I remember someone did this last year, but for the like of me can't remember who. He faked injuries twice in 2 weeks to avoid Kershaw and then got blasted in a game that Urias started for his first loss
>>76401757
Good
Nice
>>76401759
>He faked injuries twice in 2 weeks to avoid Kershaw and then got blasted in a game that Urias started for his first loss
They deserve it if they slack and fake injuries to avoid tough opponents. I'd say the same for Keuchel if that's what he really did.
>>76401759
Lmao it was fucking Strasburg. He had "inflammation" and was 10-0 or 11-0 at that point. that game was so fucking hyped he didn't lose that urias start he took a no decision. Kershaw fucked them with 12K over 8 in his absence. Today Kershaw gave Strasburg his L.
>>76401129
incredible
why dont dodgers fans talk about how great urias is anymore?
I heard rich hill is so good he deserves a big contract
>Martes getting called up
Royals are only 5.0 games behind with plenty of baseball left to play, the only teams infront of them are the Minnesota Twinks, Indians, and the detoilet snorefest.
Their post season ship is far from sailed and we're no longer at the bottom of the AL Central
Damn that was a shit ass game lmao
stop playing minor leaguers
>>76403923
to be honest i dont see leaveland making the postseason, it will be the twins
>>76403923
Whats that? Did you say the Royals 2017 season is already over? The AL Central is statistically the weakest division in baseball, and look at where the Twins finished at the end of 2016. Theyre the ones leading the division. They were bottom dwellers, the royals post season run is far from over in 2017, and has only actually just begun. Being 5.0 games behind, and it isn't even the all star break yet!
Infront of the twins we have the two AL Central Rejects, who are the last 2 teams in the AL to win a world series despite being in one in the current decade! Shocking right? At least the White Sox knows how to finish it up in this millennium.
So if you're making your post season predictions, think again, like the Saber metrics on KC has always been wrong, predicting them to not even in the division how pathetic is that, just like your predictions KC finishes in the basement.
They'll be crowned another division title, and make it to the ALCS at the very least.
>>76401921
Kikelel drank too much last night and had a hangover
>>76404019
I hope so
>>76403923
>>76404027
>>76404055
Also i believe like the Royals were once nearly 10gb in the division, and they bridged that gap in half, in less then half the season!
Truly on their way to win.
>>76404107
I thought you guys all left after 2015. Cool to see Royals fans left. I like Wade Davis.
>>76404157
god damnit we should trade for Wade Davis
>>76404198
Well you can have him because he's MINE.
>>76404198
Soler for Springer 1:1
>>76404107
Jorge Bonifacio looks like a fairybook genie and he makes me horny
>>76404157
i miss wade davis man, and like. I'll still be here shitposting about the royals. Still posting the face that makes Canadians mad. I love this team, even it's shittyness. I just hope we keep Perez man. I'm going to miss him if he goes.
>>76404228
I wonder how many people get horny when they think of Bonifacio.
I thought for sure nobody would take that bait but agreed with the sentiment even though you got hooked son
Hooked hard up in the lip like
>>76404275
>>76404320
Thank you based bearded boy
GIB WADE FUCKING DAVIS YOU CHIRAQ KEKBS
>justin smoak is not only going to be worth his extension, he'll be value for it
truly we have passed into bizzarro territory
>>76404314
im drunk and might lose my job man, so I'm just royals posting this shit up
Also daily reminder, this was actually a homerun, regardless of interference or not.
>>76404336
No. Poop on you and your face.
>>76404361
Wow that's rude. I still hope you beat the Methinals though I guess
>>76404360
Glove's clearly behind the wall
daily reminder Ned Yost has the best post season record out of any manager in the MLB and you cant change that, and if current trends pan out, he'll keep that title!
Driiiiip
>>76404414
yeee maaan, and like. The ball gets knocked lower into the glove, that frame is right before it does, it'd have cleared the wall at that frame, minus any interference, but the glove knocks it lower and made Canadians mad.
Fun game. Here's beardboi without a beard.
>>76404461
I want to track this kid down and give him a replica Royals World Series ring. He is unironically the 2015 ALCS MVP.
>>76404461
Wanna track down this boy and kiss him on his gay lips
>>76404587
>>76404602
Minnesota incurred the wrath of ZUNINO
>>76404616
Good pizza but I prefer a hole in the wall place Costco Food Court maybe you've heard of it
>>76404648
I want to shit in the Swelmet and force the player who earns it to wear it.
>T___s
>>76404682
If you get the chance, make sure you have fun with it man.
>>76404713
What about the two time World Series Champions, Minnesota Twins?
>used most players through 60 games in baseball history
>get to .500
>>76404672
Minskys is shit
>>76404732
Kirby Puckett is dead
>>76404760
It's bread and cheese man don't be a snob
>>76404782
tbf its way the fuck better than sarpinos, which is just bread
Wait what happened to Addison Russel's wife?
>>76404772
Don't remind me :'-( He was really cool too.
Oh hey grats on .500 Mariners dudes, keep on' truckin'
>ms get to .500 before us
>>76404812
>In September 2002 Puckett was accused of groping a woman in a restaurant bathroom, and was charged with false imprisonment, fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct, and fifth-degree assault
let me guess
you're white, live in a suburb, don't respect diversity, and hate women and plan to raise your children the same way
>>76404900
>accused
Doesn't mean he did anything though. Free my nigga Bill Cosby!
>>76404919
cosby is innocent though
>>76404672
>Costco
cheese good
pepperoni good
combo bad (their vegetables always taste off)
You may only reply to this post if your team is 9-1 in the last 10.
Not so fast rest of the MLB
>>76404672
The only good thing at the Costco food court is the FroYo swirl
>>76405111
Trips of WINNING POWER
>>76405111
>literally at .500 with a ragtag group of scrubs.
wew
>>76405111
Trips of truth, Kiwibro. GOMS
https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/06/08/1475799083/1496897879161/asset_2500K.mp4
Best moment of >our season hands down. Go M's
I really want Zunino to be good
>>76401129
What did the >rags mean by this?
Dodgers! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>76405449
Even if he hits .240 I'd be OK with that. Dude just needs to get on base when we need it. Still not over rushing him too early
>>76405484
What happened to the Bucs this year my friend
>>76405573
Oh man, where do I begin?
>begin season with only 3 OFs
>force them to swap positions
>one gets suspended for 80 games
>one continues to drop off a cliff
>one can't stay healthy
>begin season with only 4 IFs
>3B gets third DUI in Korea
>backup 3B always injured
>starting 2B forced to play 3B
>backup 2B always injured
>begin season with only 3 SPs
>one gets cancer
>one continues to fall off a cliff
>begin season with no closer
>begin season with no bench
>finish two seasons ago with 98 wins and record setting attendance numbers
>reduce payroll the very next season and drop 20 wins
>reduce payroll even more and on pace to finish even worse
>never trade prospects for talent
>never sign good FAs
>keep prospects in minors way too long
>prospects make the same rookie mistakes when finally called up
>only one good prospect left in the system
The three year window closed in 2015. Might be another 20 years before it's open again. Might be another 40. I hate baseball.
>>76405689
I'm sorry about McCutchen. I genuinely liked him as a player.
He's having a harder drop off than Ryan Howard
>>76401129
>>76405689
Nobody read this shit bro.
>>76405689
I read this
>>76405689
I read this
Craig Biggio
>>76405867
>Everyone's concerned look
Are these stupid posts really memeing the mariners out of shit-last?
Anyway here's to a sinking ship
>>76405952
He already has to play for the Tigers and then this bullshit happens
I don't like Texas. Like at all.
Between April 3rd and June 2nd, Odubel Herrera had 10 Doubles. Between June 3rd and June 7th, Herrera had 11 Doubles.
>>76406074
Thanks for your personal blog.
>>76406099
>>76405689
It'll be ok bro. It'll all be ok.
>>76406276
:)
>>76406150
Texans wear big, smelly hats
>>76406278
Damn your a fucking cuck. After what bumshit did to you you're going to spoon with frisco and masturbate one another to sleep? Absolutamenté asqueroso.
Ya'll know Scherzer had a son?
He's fit too. Not tall like his daddy maybe he'll grow, he's got lanky arms and great legs. What's his name?
Katie Ledecky a cute
Your daily reminder that the Texas Rangers climbed all the way out of the basement just to be 1 game ahead of the Athletics and White Sox
They have literally won 3 games since their big win streak hahahah
>the state of texass
>>76394742
They were once called the colt .45s. Thats a gun brand i do believe
>>76406956
thats a weed strain retard
>>76406956
thats a calamari
its named after jap teams retard
>>76406299
You know what they say about big hats?
>>76398251
nick castellanos who looked up to mig as a kid
>>76399377
outside af
>>76404157
I'm always lurking Just stuck phone posting away from my meme folder.
>>76407295
>outside af
That's Kershaw's house dawg. He gets the call.
>>76407391
i hope the ring was worth all this irrelevance
>>76407452
psh. he's overrated and propped up by umps if he gets 100% of those.
/los-ángeles/
>>76407509
>There are people who find this attractive
Cabrera's career batting average will fall under .300 in your lifetime. Screen cap this. The decline has only just begun
>>76407525
"people"
>>@(You) know who you are
ree
>>76407509
>>76407565
painted eyebrows always look like the chick normally has massive caterpillars up there that she trimmed down
>>76407545
Who?
>>76407660
albert pooholes
>>76408054
Seems disrespectful of an all-time great
>>76408077
it's funny cause pujols' still has a way to go before his ba gets below .300
kinda impressive honestly
>>76408201
Just goes to show you how insanely good he was before Los Angeles corrupted him
albert pujols can afford to go exactly 0-for-222 before his next pop-up sends his career average to just below .300
the more you know
>>76408406
I wa looking at his stats the other day and realized if he had kept up 80% of the production he had in the first ten years of his career for the last ten, he would be 7th all-time in career WAR above hank aaron lmao
he had 81 a year before he left st Louis and now has just over 100. dude lost part of his fucking soul or something to fall off that hard
>yfw Stros/M's ALCS
>>76408869
I've literally been to 20+ games in 15 yeas
they lost them all
last time I saw the stros win was 2004
>>76408968
You literally haven't seen them win since Biggio was playing?
>>76409009
THIS
>>76409028
>>76408968
>>76409009
>>76409028
>>76409047
this sad faggot never sleeps and talks to himself
lets laugh at him
>>76409047
MORE LIKE THIS
>replying to yourself multiple times at 6:30am
wew
>>76409056
THIS
>>76409066
DOUBLE THIS
>>76409061
TRIPLE THIS!!!
>>76409076
FAG I HATE YOU, YOU'RE STILL ONLY LIKE THE 7TH WORST MLB TRIPFAG BECAUSE OUR TRIPFAGS ARE SO BAD HERE BUT I DISLIKE YOU NIGGER
>INB4 OLD GAY SUCKS A TRANNY COCK
The last time a Phillie doubled in 6 straight was 2000, when Bobby Abreu did it
>being this attention-starved
just think, it could've been you bros
>Astros fans so shook after a few June losses that their tripfags can't sleep and are talking to themselves
wew. You'd think that supposed lifelong fans of a classically shit team would be able to handle a few losses.
>>76407471
I used to think you were pretty chill for a tripfag.
>>76409439
..why
>>76409410
>Astros fans so shook
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
literally firstros
>>76408565
>dude lost part of his fucking soul or something to fall off that hard
or is trying to earn it back by getting off PEDs
>>76409526
Hope McCullers keeps their bats silent today
>>76409581
Are you sure we aren't starting a minor leaguer?
I've been fooled before....
>>76395601
NINNY LEAGUE
>>76406986
Enlighten us
>1-877-KARS-4-KIDS
>1-area code-9 digits
>US phone number
>9 digits
OK, I'm already mad.
>annoying-ass song
>do some research on their website
>different versions of the song are available for download
>read some more
>wait a second
>this charity only benefits New York-area Jewish kids even though the ads play nationwide
>they expect you to believe that you're just "helping kids" with no actual details about what that means
LGTSS
>the city of giving your "kar" to Jews in, most likely, another state, for free because they hypnotized you with their sonic mind tricks and preyed on your general kindness while trying to keep you ignorant of the truth
Thanks for playing this ad so damn much, local sports talk radio. Thanks a lot.
>>76410161
>cars 4 yids
>>76410239
I'm dying over here
>>76409623
>Are you sure we aren't starting a minor leaguer?
Pretty positive.
In the post game interview Hinch mentioned that Keuchel stepping out of the game was a very last minute situation. They had him warming up and the coaches said that he wasn't looking too hot and had to scratch him.
Still hate the fact we had to legitimately give away an easy Win for a minor league player's first appearance. 90% of our failure yesterday was pretty much that. Our bats were awake in the later part of the game, but they couldn't recover from the 5 run deficit that rookie made for them.
Brian McCann thought he made bad calls but it I don't think it was that as much as it was a limited pitcher.
>>76410161
/pol/ has volumes upon volumes of shit on these guys fwiw
the scam runs pretty deep it seems
>>76410161
ONE
EIGHT
SEVEN SEVEN
KIDS
FOR
CARS
K
I
D
S
KIDS
FOR
CARS
ONE
EIGHT
SEVEN SEVEN
KIDS FOR CARS
DONATE YOUR KIDS TODAY
>>76405982
MARINERS!
>>76410484
>>76410161
they literally send jew kids to Auschwitz with that money.
Like its for kidz, but its for the 6 gorrillion
>>76410352
I thought this yesterday.
I bet we're calling someone else up
we gotta get this loss streak going.
based Hinch
>>76410161
Oh my God I fucking hate that commercial. The definition of sneaky Jews is that.
who /notlastplaceintheirdivision/ here?
>>76411107
Not us!
>>76410600
>>76411107
MARINYAS!
Who /ALBest/ and didn't lose yesterday, huh?
>>76394609
>Come Together starts playing in the background as the Indians weep
>MLB To Investigate Abuse Allegations Against Addison Russell
ITS OGRE
>>76411236
>the city of mo'Lester
Today determines who won our collective series with the tigers.
After that we have to look forward to games with Astros, Yankees, IF, and Boston.
Oooooh boy...
>>76411270
KC*
Sorry mobile
>>76411236
>cubs have to employ wifebeaters to win games
triggered, this isn't the 1900's anymore. This is current year. I am literally shaking
>>76411236
The state of the MLB is fucking sad. In addition to rigging the Cubs games, they have to further set the Cubs back by making up fake "domestic violence" accusations. Pathetic.
Lmao and fuck you too for eating all of this shit up. Fuck you for trying to convince everyone that a talented, promising, young, godly man would do something like this. He was set up. Lmao your hatred and seething jealousy of the Cubs keeps you from seeing the truth. Fuck you. Al of you. This is a sad day in America. I can only imagine what would've come from this if Russell were white. Notice how they aren't making this shit up for Rizzo or Bryant? Keep your head in the sand tho.
>In an ironic twist, the battered housewife of /mlb/ that is mo'lester returns to defend russel after he battered his wife
>>76411257
Lmao and of course the first thing that you think of is me. Absolutely obsessed. Just log off already. I won't ever love you back. Just give up.
why are the cubs the most disgusting team and fanbase in all of sports?
>>76411417
>>76411456
t. upset he didnt get to get beaten by his celebrity crush instead
amirite?
>>76411467
108 years of losing'll do that
Can you imagine losing for over a century?
I mean you'd think at some point you'd just stop being a fan of the team? Why would you keep rooting for losing 108 years?
>>76411467
They wish Addison Russell gave them head instead of his wife so they take it out on a basket weaving board instead of elsewhere
>I mean you'd think at some point you'd just stop being a fan of the team? Why would you keep rooting for losing 108 years?
Because otherwise you'll be called a bandwagoner.
>>76411508
>abandoning your team ever no matter how bad it gets
>not bandwagoning a team the minute after the win the ring
c'mon guys, who else /lifelong/ here
>>76411615
Im a step ahead. I bandwagon the team that has the biggest lead.
/Lifelong/ astros fan go graig biggio
>>76411643
>>76411615
>bandwagoning ever
Kill yourselves
ASTROS FANS ARE LITERALLY PEOPLE FROM HOUSTON
LMAO DISATROS BANDWAGONERS BTFO!!!!1
FUKIN UT FAGGO TRANSFER BTFO!!1!!!1!!!
YEAH CRAIG BIGGIO
>>76411643
THIS
>>76411652
**woosh**
>>76411654
Don't ever (you) me again (You) filthy trip
>>76411676
ironic bandwagoning is still bandwagoning
>>76411687
THIS!!!
>>76411654
Why all these Biggio posts all of a sudden. I mean, great player and longtime Astro, but there's 50 years of history to draw from here, and I keep seeing the same name.
FUCK YEAH MIKE SCOTT, ya underage b&
>>76411868
Biggio is a meme for the last 3 days tho
>>76411884
Are you retarded
Any other orange ducks still riding the high from last night?
>tee her maybe if I call him DG, I can ignore the fact he's right XP
Faggots. All of you. Come at me when you're ready to discuss real issues that are starting to reach baseball. White privilege is real. Kris Bryant would never have to worry about this, despite the fact that he probably really beats his wife. Fuck all of you.
>cusb fans are okay having wife beaters on the team as long as they win muh ring
Championships were a mistake.
>russell is literally a week older than I am and already beating his wife
damn man where did all go so wrong
>>76412247
are you upset that you don't have a wife, or that you don't get to beat up a woman
>>76412260
im upset that I generally have a lower amount and quality of experiences of any kind in my life as someone of a comparable age
>when you forget how numbers work and you put up a general early
Embarrassed
>>76412335
Don't they have good scholarships and shit in Kanata? Go to school and learn some shit, go on eharmony or something if you can't find a woman any other way, have some fun.
Isn't there a baseball matchmaking thing now? If you're a basball autist try that
>early general
embarrassing
>>76412335
Have you considered going outdoors from time to time?
>.209 batting average
Russell forgot he has to do all his hitting on the field
>>76412465
Faggot. Russell has been one of the most consistent offensive shortstops since he was called up. Making fun of his racially based domestic violence accusation is fucked up. As a straight white male, I'm not going to stand for it. As a Cubs fan, I'm not going to stand for it. Fuck you.
>when your team plays like absolute ass but they play in the worst division so they're still in the mix (for now)
Could only be talking about Injuns desu
>kobust
>bustdi
>bustcada
>basabust
>>76412465
Someone should tell him that the Cubs are paying him to hit baseballs, not his wife
>new made 50 posts early
>>76412297
Don't post there.
>>76412519
>As a straight white male
>straight
>>76412303
>>76412845
new "bread" anon sure is stupid
>bread
>>76412917
>being a newfag
>>76411236
Why is mlb investigating anything?
>>76413039
His wife's friend accused him of mental and physical abuse.
>3rd party accusations always turn out well
>>76412519
no one is falling for this DG
you need to stop posting and turn your real tripcode back on
>>76413025
>not knowing the bump limit
>>76413086
That soler
>Your team
>the greatest season for the team
Astros, 2005.
Swept in the World Series against the White Sox, but it was still unequivocally the high point.
>>76413174
>Craig Biggio
>Craig Biggio
>>76413174
Greatest season will be this season.
They are destined to win the WS this year like the Cubs were last year.
mikes on, he's ready to go
>>76413219
Mike Trout? I think he's still on the DL
>>76413211
Extrapolating current trends, yes.
Extrapolating from previous seasons, they'll get blown out in the first round of playoffs.
>>76413174
Phillies
2008
It was the Year Joe Blanton got his first career Home Run
>>76413069
>His wife's friend accused him of mental and physical abuse
>claims to be friend of Marisa Russell
>made a comment on an instagram photo
>mlb is sworn to investigate
I don't like wifebeaters, and he is a nigger, but this is the stupidest shit Ive ever heard. Its the equivalent of the ACLU filing a lawsuit because one anon called another anon a faggot on 4chan.
The poster above this knows nothing about the sport and is a faggot. Make sure to tell him so
>>76413310
faggot
>>76413381
>lives in Philly
Probably, but the Phillies did have a good year that year.
>>76413310
Too bad you dont know shit about baseball faggot
>>76413174
That year >we won 120 games and still got BTFO?
>>76413381
>>76413398
Never would've thought a last place team would cause this much resentment
>>76413174
Cubs, probably 1908
ON-TIME NEW
>>76413433
>>76413433
>>76413433
>>76413433
>>76413439
Not 2016?
>>76413441
>On time
>Still early
kys
>>76413174
>Mariners
>Personal favorite was last year's team but other than that, 1995
>>76413415
We'll get there Pop. We'll get there.
>>76413490
It's fine
NEW THO
>>76413433
>>76413433
>>76413433
GO STROS
>>76413025
>"bread"
>some weirding word of power from a random dumb lifelong's first year on /sp/ in 2015
gtfo, you're the only one who ever says that autistic shit
>>76413471
No, the 1906-08 Cubs teams are among the best ever assembled.
>>76409623
>>76410352
>>76410621
Hinch is playing the long game. There's no reason to burn out all the arms this early with this big a lead in the division. He's trying to avoid pitcher burnout as much as possible so that >we don't get knocked out in the ALDS. I'm fine with it tbqh.
Also there were rumors on twitter about Martes being called up (he was scratched from his start last night, and not due to injury), but he will most likely be in a secondary Devo role at this point.