/f1/ Formula 1 general - crashes in pits edition

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Ricciardo

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*th for /team Floersch/

Reminder that Ricciardo is a massive Chad

>drinks alcohol from his shoe
>pushes girls in the pool
>screams "MY FUCKING TIME"... unironically

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>>76359390

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For me it's not being brain dead.

For me it's Vettel.

>>76359467
>all white people

wow this is racism at its finest. SHAME!

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>>76359467

>>76359393
of course, our daughters must be locked up safely, daddy can be the only one to control her body

>>76359486
>Ricciardo is white
>Assuming everyone identifies as their skin colour
WOW wow wow. Cut it with that casual whitewashing.

>>76359460

>locks up
>is going to hit Kubica
>swerves to hit championship rival Raikkonen instead

What great """""sportsmanship""""" from Lewlew.

>>76359486

>le /pol/ victimhood

>>76359500
Can't_wake_up.jpg

>>76359460
The best part is the green light at the end. It makes me smile knowing someone was watching that happen and then decided, "you know what these cars should go now".

>>76359444

Trips confirm.

MY

>>76359582

It's red because the safety car is taking the field past the pits.
Goes green once they've past.

>>76359606
FUCKING

>>76359579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBvMCWjqa6c
Hülkenberg plays tennis with Kvyat and Ricciardo, often meets Rosberg and is neighbors with Verstappen.

>>76359613
I know that but I want to believe they still saw that happen then decided the green light should still go ahead.

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>>76359625
TYRES...

>>76359664
haha got em

>>76359641

T A X
A
X

C H E A T S
H
E
A
T
S


>plebs supporting drivers because muh country meme
>drivers don't support the country
The ironing

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>>76359667
you. you know where they are?

please give them back

i need them to win the race

>>76359677
only drivers I can think of that were around for a while and don't/didn't live in tax havens are Ralf, Webber and Alonso

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>>76359690
erm.... here's some pube hairs?!

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>>76359705
In other words: nobodies that nobody will remember 3 years from now.

>>76359641
why is his boring cunt's head so big?

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>>76359727
thanks mate, every little helps


tell me if you see four super-softs lying around though, i really do need 'em. otherwise it won't be my time this time

>>76359705
>Alonso

I remember reading about Spaniards being rustled over Alonso being a tax cheat.

>>76359705
Didn't fernando live in Switzerland while he was at ferrari?

>>76359794
>>76359781
he moved back to Spain

>>76359774
the. tires. aren't. ready.

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there's a Schumacher joke in there somewhere

>>76358711
>Your fellow countryman thinks Seb had a moral obligation to let Kimi past because he was pretty fast the day before the race.
No I think Ferrari should have supported the guy who won qualifying, just like Mercedes have done throughout this season. It would have been nice to see - and you know that if Vettel was the guy who had won pole in Monaco, then they wouldn't have screwed up his strategy like that.

>>76358802
t. Autistic Shittel fan who can't admit he wouldn't have won that race if it wasn't for Ferrari fucking up Kimi's strategy.

>>76359868
>walking

>>76359664
ARGH

>>76359921
notice how mercedes is losing this season to ferrari

>>76359921
Qualifying has nothing to do with the race other than start position. If Kimi fucked his start would Ferrari still back him to beat Vettel?
You are still retarded.

The only thing Ferrari did for Kimi's strategy is give him track position stopping the undercut which was the recognised threat. And at that point in the race Mercedes were sure and I'm sure Ferrari were happy that that was enough to win the race for Kimi.

Then enter the faster driver being able to drive fast.


Just wanting to clarify again that you think a slower driver at a critical point in the race should have won because he was ever so slightly faster the day before the race.

You are retarded.

Reminder that last year Lewlew had a moral obligation to let Rosberg win the following GP's because Bossberg was faster the day before the race.
>Monaco
>Hungary
>Germany


If you don't agree with this you are a Vettel fan boy and think that he deserved to win this year's Monaco GP.

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ok boys

stop feeding the nigger

>>76360029
>Just wanting to clarify again that you think a slower driver at a critical point in the race should have won because he was ever so slightly faster the day before the race.
No I think the team should support the driver who's earned the lead of the race - that's what teams usually do, and if it was Seb who had been leading then I don't think they would have done the strategy the same way.

>be bored
>figured I'll go troll the MotoGP thread and make a few Nicky Hayden stop sign jokes
>search catalog for MotoGP
>no thread found
>no fun allowed

What a shit category.

>>76360304
every anon who would have posted there didn't notice the stop sign

please don't make tasteless comments at their expense.

>>76360232
>I don't think
Correct you don't.

Vettel was faster, Vettel won, that's called racing.
Vettel literally drove faster than simulations from Mercedes thought he would go at that point in the race. Vettel literally defied all the simulation power Mercedes has to come out of the pits first when he was still predicted to come 2nd after those crazy fast laps.

I don't see any situation where without sabotaging Vettel's crazy fast pace Kimi wins in Monaco.

So what you are saying is teams should sabotage their faster driver so a slower one can win?
You are still retarded and this post here >>76360320 shows more intelligence than you.

>>76360347
I accidentally a couple of words there.

>>76360304
>>76360339
>killed by a Peugeot 207

>>76360406
a fate worse than death

>>76360347
>I don't see any situation where without sabotaging Vettel's crazy fast pace Kimi wins in Monaco.
>So what you are saying is teams should sabotage their faster driver so a slower one can win?

That's one of the things I find so funny about people saying "Vettel only won because muh team orders".
There is literally no scenario where Kimi wins unless the team deliberately cucks Vettel.

It's just stereotypical "team orders are good when they help muh driver, but bad when they don't" plebbery.

>>76360406

Is >Peugeot 207 even a meme in the MotoGP thread like Tractorcunt is in /f1/ ?
Or are their feels too sensitive?

>>76360457
fuck idk i dont watch that shit

I watch isle of man TT onboards and thats it for 2 wheels

>>76360430
Its not even team orders. Look at the radio logs. No >Vettel is faster than you confirm Vettel faster than you. They don't even give Vettel any more warning of a pit or his strategy than they do Kimi. There is no observed favouritism at all.

Vettel was faster, it really is that simple. If Vettel was 0.5s slower it would have failed, that doesn't sound like Ferrari grand strategy manipulation to me. It relies way too much on Vettel to go way faster than Kimi to work, in which case Vettel is the faster driver and deserves to win anyway.

>>76360507
>Its not even team orders

I know, m8.
Last week (UKPleb has been crying for that long) I was saying "alleged team orders" in all my posts, and UKPleb still replying "hurr hurr so you admit it was team orders", so I stopped bothering.
No point making accommodations for people that incredibly stupid.

>>76360582
>still replying

*still kept replying

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I really really like cars

>>76360716

>tfw no more riding mechanics to fix broken down McHonda's on the side of the track
Would have been very entertaining.

>>76360304
MotoGP threads are orders of magnitude better than this general filled with losers trying to express their ((unique)) personalities with empty shitposts

>>76359705
Palmer, Nasr and Sainz live in London
Gimi and Vettel don't live in Monaco
Alonso lives in UAE

>>76360582
I started replying again today because I remember to look up the radio logs and wanted to show him he is wrong again.
And then I remembered the merc pit wall thing and that was quite a bit of fun to look at.

Even though I was talking to a retard I got something positive out if it :^)

why do you keep replying to mentally challenged hamilton fan?

>>76360905
Speaks volumes that you are here then doesn't it.

>>76360976
So I can continue to improve the tweet I am going to send to sky f1 when they bring it up in FP1

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why dont they just put a 2jz in the mclaren

>>76361064

Speaking from experience, Croft never reads out tweets that prove him wrong.

>>76361114
They read out a bunch of anti Palmer ones when they were talking about how "good" he is doing.

I don't think Crofty will bring it up but Ted will and I don't think Crofty is in the same boat. The plan is to embarrass Ted via Crofty.

>>76359444
That's a good thing imo

Hamilton is a wannabe chad and everyone knows it, and most of the rest of the field is spergy as fuck. And Kimi and Massa are recessing into some sorta senility.

>>76361184
devilish

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>>76361069

>>76360905
>losers trying to express their ((unique)) personalities with empty shitposts
Damn...

>>76361286
>Ted we just got a tweet all the way front NZ saying "Vettel was faster over the critical pit stop period, don't faster drivers deserve to win?", what do you think about that comment?
>*Ted spergs out about moral obligations*

I want it to happen but I don't have my hopes up.

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>>76361336
>Vettel had the moral obligation to be slower than Kimi. The old man hasn't got many races left.

>>76361379
I can see him unironically saying something like this

>>76361184
>They read out a bunch of anti Palmer ones

Only because they wanted to use them as a strawman to push their pro-Palmer narrative.

By prove wrong I mean shit like when he recently ranted about Perez being classified as a finisher in Austria last year despite not finishing the race was <insert sperg out here> because it means he can still break Heidfeld's record for consecutive finishes despite not finishing a race.

I pointed out that Heidfeld didn't finish the 2007 Japanese GP during his streak, but was still classified as a finisher.
Fucking crickets from Croft...

>>76360747
he's a navigator.. but I know what you mean, that would be hilarious if GP cars still carried a mechanic, watching the japanese mechanic sweat it out trying to fix the motor evry race would be epic

>>76361641
>watching the japanese mechanic

Oh fuck, I didn't even visualise him as Japanese.
That makes it so much better.

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>>76361641
It would be more amusing to see him unable to fix it.

>This engine cannot be fix Alonso-san! It go bang! No able to come back!
>In not fix engine, I dishonour Honda and glorious board of director. I must take honourable way out!

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>>76361852

>>76362208
heartbreaking

I wonder where do latin american drivers live. Checo, Gutierrez and Pastor

Is there a more overrated driver than Kubica? He had one won on a fluke when the leaders crashed into each other. Yet people act like he was some Senna-reborn who was on his way to 6 championships.

>>76363376
england

>>76359774
Rhinoplasty.

Lada in F1 when?

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>>76366667
>66667

>>76366667
When we throw our president off the cliff.

>>76360914
>Palmer, Nasr and Sainz live in London
weren't around for long, will move when they stay probably
>Gimi and Vettel don't live in Monaco
Switzerland, for the same reasons

>>76366667
>>76366686

>>76366776
>776
Pottery

>>76360914
>Alonso lives in UAE
Sauce? I thought he lived in Spain.

>>76362208
I had a dream last night about a Deltawing smashing into a wall and getting totally rekt. If this happens at Le Mans we may assume I have magical powers.

Just wanted to say that I LOVE the bbc

>>76367192

Which one

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>>76367328

>>76367349
I love posting BBC films on /tv/

haha :P

>>76367434
But that's a sfw board :/

>>76366776
*disappears to siberia*

Which came first "big black cock" or "British Broadcasting Corporation" ?

>>76367720
using cock for penis isn't an old thing

>>76367720
Bitches Be Crazy

>>76367727
A cock is a male chicken.

>>76367824
you always think of food, don't know?

>>76367832
You've never eaten cock before?

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I really really like cars

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>>76367955
nice

Wish I was norwegian tbqh, Norway seems based

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>>76367955
do you like this butt

>>76368071
Is that a pininfarina?

Looks GORGEOUS

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>>76368071
>wheel spats

P H W O A R
H
W
O
A
R

is /f1/ the most ignored general on all of spee*

everyother sport gets mentioned in random threads all the time

>>76368287
Its one of the only "sports" that you wont have any ambient exposure too unless you seek it out on your own. its pretty niche

>>76368287
>reading other threads
>having an interest in other sports
wtf is wrong with you?

>>76359529
is he, I dare say, a nigger?

>>76368287

We are the autismo kid in the class, everyone knows we are here but everyone else lives well without minding us and we accept it. Unless we go on 'sperg rage caused by thread war.

>>76368287
I've been mentioned a few times out of here but that is only because I sometimes use WAG images and post pictures of Morecambe.

>>76366776
it was nice to know you

>>76368287
I have only mentioned /f1/ on a /vg/ general outside of here before.

Oldfag here, I lost interest in F1 back in 2014. How are you guys enjoying things recently, specifically:
Are the new cars any good?
Is Bottas a Kimi 2.0 or can he challenge Hamilton?
Is there any future for Honda or should they commit sudoku?

>>76359781
IIRC he had to pay over 100m eurobucks in back taxes before he could move back to oviedo

>>76366667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqvP5XuGcrY

>>76368709
The new cars are cool to look at and very fast. Overtaking is harder now though. Ferrari and Mercedes are so far ahead of the rest it's not even funny but at least they are on par.

Judging Bottas needs some time yet I think, so far it's 3-3 in qualifying and one PU failure for Bottas. If anyone can beat Vettel this season it's Hamilton though.

There's no hope for Honda.

>>76368709
They are.
On his day, he can.
Commit Sudoku.

>>76368709
Bottas is doing better than just challenging hamilton. Beaten him comfortably in 2 of the last 3 races.

>>76368709
> Are the new cars any good
No more free drs passes so its somewhat better. They look better as well. THICC.
> Is Bottas a Kimi 2.0 or can he challenge Hamilton
He's worse than Rosberg, won't challenge nigger for hip, but might win a random race.
> Is there any future for Honda or should they commit sudoku
No future, they are worse than they were last year and its only going downhill for them. Even Alonso's trip to Indy500 ended with exploded honda engine.

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>>76368709

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>>76368709
fuck no

the sooner they leave, the better

>>76368838
Where does Red Bull fit in all of this? Are they comfortably in 3rd or have they fallen back into the midfield? They always had a great chassis and aero

>>76368873
Alonso must be the unluckiest driver. I kinda feel bad for him but then I remember he broke my heart in 05 and again in 06.

>>76368925
redbull are in 3rd and arent challenged by anybody

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w2c that Sweater

>>76368925
>Alonso must be the unluckiest driver. I kinda feel bad for him but then I remember he broke my heart in 05 and again in 06.
nando has made his own bed. Hard to have sympathy for someone who is as terrible at choosing teams as he is.

>>76368993
I don't understand his return to Renault. Obviously staying at McLaren wasn't an option but Renault were never going to get him anywhere. He was unlucky at Ferrari, perhaps deserved a WDC. Later his move away from Ferrari is somewhat understandable but obviously turned out to be a disaster

>>76368925
>2xWDC
>32 GP wins
>he's a fucken F1 driver
>bangs supermodels and countless Spanish whores
>highest paid fucker in the sport despite being a toxic cunt
>one of Spain's richest 200 people
>as much paella as he can eat
>he's a fucken F1 driver (again)
>allowed to do Indycars as a hobby
>unlucky
ok

>>76369134
unluckiest driver Nick you fuckin mong.

>>76369134
>>as much paella as he can eat

Come on Nick, why in every post you have to mention food?

>>76369149
>2xWDC
>32 GP wins
>bangs supermodels and countless Spanish whores
>highest paid fucker in the sport despite being a toxic cunt
>one of Spain's richest 200 people
>as much paella as he can eat
>allowed to do Indycars as a hobby
>not Jolyon Palmer
>unlucky
is that better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kQ9YiJcZwI

I really miss Jake tbqh

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I really really like paella

>>76369160
>implying Nick is even up and awake at this time of day
I don't think it's even possible to make an ice cream paella.

>>76369134
>>unlucky
unlucky for some

>>76361277
Massa is actually serving as a babysitter. You know, pretty much when you have kids and you leave them with your parents to shag your wife properly.

>>76369134
>understanding context

In 05 he was the youngest driver ever to win a WDC doing so against one of the greatest drivers. Backed it up in 06. This could have been the start of a great career one which would rival that of Schumacher's.

07 Hamilton came out of nowhere and Ron Benis clearly favoured him. Admittedly he did some stupid shit this year.

In 08/09 choose Renault over Red Bull

Time at Ferrari and he was dragging a dog of a car into a position to contend for a title. Couldn't match Vettel in a superior car and had added pressure of being closer to a kamikaze Grosjean.

As far as formula 1 drivers go Alonso was unlucky. If not maybe stupid. Either way he should have more than just 2 WDCs and all the paella he can eat

>>76369436
Had he not been Grosjeaned at Spa, I suspect he would have had at least one more WDC- one at Ferrari, at that.

>>76369542
That is the year I had in mind, I think he ended up finishing 3 points behind Vettel. Brazil was crazy that year too

>>76369638
Remember people sperging out after the race saying Vettel passed someone under a yellow flag, completely unaware that it was a slippery surface flag and then denying that such a flag even exists?

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_Y TI_E
can you solve this? Im having trouble

>>76369714
Yeah that was a pretty dodgey cover up. That was peak Vettel hate era, now he is very likeable

>>76369796
Only if you change your spots.

Still hate Vettel.

>>76369791
BY TIRE

Sorry I had to. Low hanging fruit, bahamabro

>>76369824
Nah Vettel is alright, unlike Hamilton he grew up

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I really really like cars, and sebastian vettel

>>76369791
Is it "I AM A STUPID GIMMICK POSTER AND SHOULD HANG MYSELF"?

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>>76369883
nice car
i like this one the most
>>76369923
whoa there genghis

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>>76369883
gay

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>>76369944
i think this is the same car, but i dont know what its called

>>76369987
mine is s rebadged mk3 supra
yours is some french car

>>76369436
Had he gone to Red Bull 2009-2013 and probably 2014 would be AWL

>>76369847
Once an ABV always an ABV

I've just added ABH and ABMV as well to the mix.

>>76370095
I understand.. perfectly

>>76369987
>america confirms they know nothing about cars

Why are F1 racing tracks like Montreal e.g. not in regular non-F1 racing games?

>>76370386
F1 hates the idea of people enjoying things

>>76359664
Kek

Kubica tested a 2012 Lotus F1 car today lads.

tfw it's all for nothing ;__;

>>76369436
>doing so against one of the greatest drivers
>2005

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>>76370647

>>76369542
and if vettel hadn't had alternator issues in valencia and monza, alonso wouldn't even have had a chance

same in 2010, to an even greater degree.

people forget that about mr alonso. for all his "six points away from being a 5x wdc" claptrap, he had as much, if not more luck as his competitors

>>76370801
This could be an argument if they would have driven equally fast cars, but they weren't.
Vettel and Hamilton had teammates who were driving in top positions often as well, Alonso's teammate was nowhere there most of the time, which suggests that the Ferrari was worse and Alonso made the difference.

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How is he so cool?

>>76370935
He's Hulkenberg 1.0, of course he's cool.

>>76370973
don't be so rude

heidfeld has podium finishes

>>76370935
>3 white kids
absolutely based

IT'S HABBENING!

yes, i know it's just a test but ;__;

>>76370994
He had a race winning car at some point, which Hulkenberg only has ever had podium capable cars if there was some luck involved.

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>>76371046
Reee forgot pic.

>>76371047
>He had a race winning car at some point
barely
Kubica won after Hamilton knocked Kimi and himself out (both were ahead, and Heidfeld let Kubica through to make his strategy work but that's another story)

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K U B I C A

>>76371046
>>76371064
>>76371089
>Joe, Lee and Palmer replaced by a fucking cripple who last raced 7 years ago

LMAO

>>76371100
I don't think that will happen, sadly.

IF it did, he would likely have to skip Monaco each year which is not really feasible.

>>76371089
>>76371127

Maybe he will be the first exoskeleton-assisted driver, I can see Renault spending lots of money to get rid of Palmer

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>>76371100
they won't replace /ourguy/ with a maimed polak, not on my watch

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>>76371089
VERY fast cripple driving at inredible hihg speed

>>76371127
>he would likely have to skip Monaco each year

No. The GP3 test was done because he wanted to see if he could turn the wheel at Monaco - it was a success. And he has always said that he would not drive F1 cars again unless he was 100% sure that he could come back and win.

>>76371100
Digits confirm

>>76371127
Monaco already passed, they only need a driver for the rest of the season.

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>people think kubica is ever gonna drive unironically in F1 again

>>76371664
I think he'll do it ironically

>>76369791
MY TILE

>>76371664
he'll come back, and he'll do worse than palmer

then he'll go off and do some more italian rallying, in his despair...

>>76371664
He turned down a test with Mercedes a year or two ago. He said that he wouldn't test F1 cars unless it was in preparation for a comeback.

>>76371706
>>76371738
>>76371742
He'll be slow as fuck and drive the two seater car at best. I get that he's likeable and he was quick but he wasn't the car Jesus some people make him out to be.

>>76371819
He'll be on podium before Hulkenberg

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>>76371878
>mfw

>>76371819
>but he wasn't the car Jesus some people make him out to be

It's just the Senna effect.
Same with Bianchi.


>>76371878

Once again, same with Bianchi.

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>>76371738
He did 115 laps today and his time was better than Palmer and Sirotkin

>>76372036

Indonesia pls, he's a cripple now, it's over.

>>76367185
was it like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_KDcbXEybg

>>76372049
He can beat half of the grid with one hand

btw it's Monaco ;^)

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[MASSIVE UNDERSTEER]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtmdNFju1Ro

>>76372036
What track was he testing at?

>>76372167
Ricardo Tormo, apparently

>>76372159
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/3M6hB2zo134

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>>76371089
I'M SO FUCKING HYPE FOR THIS IT'S INSANE
>>76371127
Sadly this tho. Maybe in the future but definitely not not, not this season anyway.

>Renault said Kubica "complained about grip, understeer, downforce and had the biggest smile on after his 115 laps"

Daaaaw :3 I want him back so much. Kubica WDC pls.

>>76372159
fwd was a mistake

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>>76372606

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if I could erase 3 drivers from F1 it would be Grosjean, Palmer and Kubica

>>76372868
kys

>>76372868
>not Hamilton, Ricciardo and Wehrlein

Idiot.

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a female human being just told me I'm a manlet and that i'll never find a significant other

>>76371089
>>76372036
>>76372663
Kubica was a great driver, I hope to see him again in F1

>>76372868
Senna, Gutierrez, Gio the Nazi(only so he could come back and not be plagued by his crashes)

>>76372927
>a female human being just told me I'm a manlet and that i'll never find a significant other

She was kind, at least didn't assumed your sexuality

guis its time to make 2017 rankings ok

1. Vettel
2. Verstappen
3. Ricciardo
4. Hamilton
5. Ocon
6. Bottas
7. Grosjean
8. Hulkenberg
9. Sainz
10. Massa

Disqualified: Alonso, Vandoorne, Button for driving a Formula 2 car.

>>76373242

>Verstappen 2nd

Can you be less of a bandwagoner please?

>>76373280
Who else? Verstappen > Ricciardo so far this season and they have both been better than everyone that isn't Vettel.

>>76373414

Hamilel, Bottas and even Kimi were better than both of them.

>>76372913
>all three black drivers
that's racist

>>76373458
it's just a coincidence

>>76372927
>tfw too tall to drive in f1
how tall are you my friend?

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Well it was my birthday yesterday and I feel only closer to never being able to accomplish anything of value with my life.

>>76373457
Very bad opinions. Kimi is old and bad. Hamilton is unfocused (again) and even lost to Bottas, and both of those drivers are up against an only very slightly superior car. Mercedes drivers can't even convert their poles. Pathetic driving on their part.

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>>76373624
just go outside, something good will happen eventually

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>>76373624
stay inside

it's far worse in the big wide world

Anyone played Dirt 4 yet?

>>76373764
is it out?

>>76373942
yes
and reviews are very positive

>>76373629

There's a reason if both the RedBulls are behind those 4 drivers in the championship standings and race results

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>unwrap one of these ice creams (not fat btw, also first in 4 days)
>need to take a shit
what do /f1/?

>>76374147
eat it while sitting on the bog.

I had to punch out a colon loaf at uni earlier tonight and it stunk out the bathroom.

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>>76374178
are you the type of cunt that just sits there for half an hour without making a noise and never flushes?

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>yfw your team preferes a cripple to you

>>76374370
nah 5 minutes at most. took extra time wiping though since shitcunt uni only provides 1 fucking ply dunny paper.

>>76374448
I fucking hate that shit it's almost always like sandpaper here

>>76374121
Yes, the car is not competitive.

>>76374589

If you put it down like that Ocon, Perez and Hulkenberg did better than the frog, and they are all in a non-competitive car

>>76373624
happy bday lad, at least its race season

>>76374625
There are different levels of non-competitive you pasta nigger just please stop

>>76373203
I'm male, and she's a bitch
>>76373616
sorry I had some things to do, I'm 1.67 btw

>>76374544
so you use sandy then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTvjRyv0c5M

>>76374702
>I'm male, and she's a bitch
I thought you said she was human not canine.

>>76374787
her body appearance is human

>>76372927
>female
>human being
Pick one.

>>76374147
>festini

basically orgy in italian, strange choice

>>76374702
fuck me you're a little shortarse, Luigietto.

but you can drive an F1 car though.

>>76374852
I don't want to fuck you!
to be honest I don't really want a girl, just something to fuck...me and my hand broke up

>>76374702
>>76374898
I'm sorry man, I mean I'm not that tall (182-3) but if I were your height I'd probably consider sudoku if I didn't have tons of money.

>>76374898
you can fuck your life

up

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>>76374898
>to be honest I don't really want a girl, just something to fuck...

*6

>>76374898
There are literally about as many women in your agegroup as there are men. It's not that hard, you're not putting any effort in to be attractive.

>>76374898
surely there some italian shielas who don't mind a diminutive gentleman they can boss around.

most italians (and greeks) in my city are little, fat shortarses with gorgeous, tall, thin wives towering over them and often yelling at them.

>>76374936
whitney wisconsin discussion is not welcome here.

You are short even for our standards, sorry m8y

>>76374913
>>76374925
>>76374936
>>76374944
>>76374956
>>76374957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqJBeFrj1Yg

>>76374898
Become a trap

>>76374898
Go to asia. Be of an acceptable height. Get asian chicks. What could go wrong?

>>76374396
He's probably writing them a strongly worded email at this very moment which contains the phrase 'DADDY WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS'

>>76375039
but i like girls...
>>76375151
asians want basically icelanders. tall blonde, with blue eyes

>>76375294
Turns out I'm an Icelander

Who would have thought it

>>76375294
nobody likes us anymore :(
https://www.youtube.com/user/lilylee55/videos?sort=p&view=0&flow=grid

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>>76374994

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>>76375330
>>76375346
>>76375382
this is too much for me tonight

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>>76375443
I guess this is the checkered flag for you then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmuFOuh3QHs

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>Honda

>>76375608
Definitive proof that Stroll is too slow to cause significant damage in a crash?

>>76375623
it's proof of Mercedes giving their b-teams actually better engines than themselves

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So is Kubica going to replace Joe, Lee and Palmer?

>>76375608
Honda are so embarrassed they don't even want to give their name to the power unit, top lol

>>76375690
I bet videos of that already have over 100k videos on youtube, Poles used to bandwagon harder back then than the Dutch did after Verstappen.

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>>76375608
Reminds me of this

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>>76375690
lets have a poll to see if we need a Pole on pole

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PLATYPUS
L
A
T
Y
P
U
S

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>>76375718
>mfw top right A but not a rich F1 driver that gets to bang Mana, Floersch or Victoria

>>76375711
That is correct. Huge shitposting bandwagon.

PALMER OUT

rolling for kubica's number next season

So, will Schumi replace Stroll from Spa onwards? Taking bets now.

>>76375910
number of DNFs?

>>76375920
no, just car number, I'd take it as a 10

>>76375915
even though Schumacher would still be somehow able to cuck Massa into being the #2 driver Stroll's daddy is still richer than Schumacher

Kubica as Hülk's teammate, and I thought we'd never get to see the old BMW Sauber lineup together again.

>>76375952
That was Heidfeld.

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>>76375861
so far still behind Hungary and Spanish

Nice that Kubica might be coming back, but it makes me much happier that Palmer would lose his seat.

Kubica is in a good position for a comeback: if he sucks, he can say it's because of the hand. If he does OK, everyone will go "wow, he's amazing" because of the hand.

>>76376004
it's just a shitty podcast with a clickbait title

t. contrarian Hunfag

how long is strolls contract
or massa's?

>>76376088
>how long is strolls contract
very long because of all the 0s

>>76376110
I feared this, I guess the strollbux are too strong

>>76376088
I would be surprised if either have a contract longer than a year

>>76375608

Does Vandoorne eat energy storages and control electronics? How did he manage to use five of each when Alonso has only used one?

>>76376157
yeah, thats why im wondering if alonso could cheeky his way to williams

>>76376244
For what purpose though?
It's a lateral move from one team with no hope of wining a WDC to another. He would be better off staying at McLaren-Honda at least they have retarded amounts of cash to throw at him.

>>76376274
true true, but he'd be able to consistently get points at williams so I thought he would favour that if he didnt want more hondabux

>>76376300
He only cares about winning a 3rd title. That's why he left Ferrari. Doesn't really matter to him whether he's 2nd or 15th. Even occasional wins don't really matter that much. It's all about that 3rd title he feels he deserves.

>>76376445

I think he's given up on that now, which is why he's so keen on >muh triple crown.
He knows he'll never equal Hamilton or Vettel's F1 achievements, so he's shifted the goal posts. Sad.

>>76376496
Many such cases.

>>76376496
Yet he seemed pretty certain to stay in F1 for at least a year on his last live stream.

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>>76376244
>>76376274
Yes staying at McLaren is a much more logical move than Williams. McLaren have one of the largest budgets in the sport. Pic is 2015.

If Honda sort the fucking engine, McLaren have the chassis to compete at the front. But Williams will NEVER have the chassis to compete at the front, due to lack of budget. They'd need to be bought by a big manufacturer again.

>>76376496
No he hasn't given up on the 3rd title. He's obviously accepting that it might not happen. But he still wants it. This is from three days ago.
>"My first priority is Formula One and to win my third world championship."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-4569534/Fernando-Alonso-insists-win-F1-title.html

>>76376088
Stroll has a 2 year contract

>>76368709
You missed a few classics.
Bahrain 2014
Hungary 2014
Hungary 2015
USA 2015
Spain 2016
Monaco 2016

And if you like stupid narrative fuelled drama
Abu Dhabi 2016 and the following two weeks.

>>76377106
J U $ T

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I really really like cars

>>76377233
We are about 5 years from the 4c being affordable luxury. Don't wave that 8c in my face please!

>>76377293
the 2011 Quattroporte is already $30,000 or maybe like 25k pounds

>2022
>pick up a Giulia Quadrifoglio for 30k

DAIMONDS

>>76377355
Shame you guys didnt get the 4wd Brera. Or even the Mito. Great looking cars with decent and whatever city car performance respectively

>>76377402
we didnt even get the giulietta

I wouldve bought one, fuck i'd go out today and buy one in cash for like 15k right now if there were any

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>>76373624
Happy Birthday m8. It'll work out in the end, keep it up.

>>76377477
>>76377402
https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/valuations/2881847/the-most-unreliable-car-brands-in-the-uk-have-been-revealed-but-does-yours-make-the-list/

>>76377673
this does not surprise anybody

>>76377233
>liking Italian cars

Hope you like fixing cars :^)

>>76377931
I cant be a racing driver that pushes his machine to the very limit, so i'll drive a car that is strained on the very limit just by existing

Call me Vanilla Senna, Ricky

>>76377702

Porsche being 2nd is a surprise to me.
Lexus being in a least reliable list, not a most reliable list is a huge surprise. GJ ruining the brand, Toyota.

>>76378002
I wonder what years are being counted here. If shit like boy racer 944s are being counted against porsche then alright that kind of makes sense.

Or maybe the entire survey is junk and an outlier

>>76360347
Mate, where are you so I can come tell you why you're wrong in person.

>>76378058
ive never seen a 944 running its absurb, lol

>>76378535
i dont think ive ever seen a 944 in person in general