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Preds (0) vs Pens (2) GAME 3 2017-06-03 11:38:49 Post No. 76313952
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get in here!
>guess the score
>guess when the preds will chimp out
>guess when crosby gets KIA
>guess when kessel rages at the support staff
>guess who gets first goal and when
my guess is 1st period at 13:21, scored by Malkin
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>where the fuck is everyone
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Catfish general
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Doc Emmeret looks notjing like he sounds like
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>>76314484
SCAAAAAARSSSSS
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Nuke Finland if Pekka continues sucking dick
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>>76314484
too many dB's
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>>76314524
no
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WESTERN PA ROLL CALL
/Murrysville/ reporting
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Austrian Underdog (ID: !!3gz4nr96hg5)
2017-06-04 12:06:07
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>tfw when all my friends cheer for the fucking pongs
FML
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>not starting Saros
It's like Lavy wants to lose
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Go Preds!
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In for Pens sweep
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>>76314524
FINLAND WILL LOSE
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roll call, everyone who doesn't care about either team and just hopes it goes 7 games to prolong hockey as long as possible
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>>76314606
must be nice to have such good friends
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>finish goaltending
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Percebtage chance preds win tonight?
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>>76314582
Reporting from the harsh north of Slippery Rock
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GO PENGS
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>>76314649
80%
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it is a fucking travesty that this shit is on nbc SPORTS
like wtf
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End them, Bill.
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>>76314649
65%
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>>76314655
Wew it's well grim up there
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in for predator tears!
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>>76314649
90%
Preds have to win tonight
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>>76314635
why did he forsake us, predsbros?
local sports radio here has had chatter of pulling him if he starts off bad tonight
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>>76314582
Pittsburgh reporting
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>>76314664
traitor
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>HIGHWAY
>TO
>THE
>DANJA ZOWNE
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>>76314672
You need to go back
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>>76314672
>athlete
>obese
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>>76314711
such is life
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*waltzes into the thread*
alri lads, pengs in 4 yeah?
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go preds!
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post yfw nashville had their parade today because they arent getting one later
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>>76314672
kessel if you scar you can have your hotdog and fuck it too
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>>76314582
Reporting from ricks sports bar
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>Tfw comfy 2-0 lead
>Fucking hyped if pongs win
>tickets to Game 5 if they dont
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>>76314631
most of them are gloryhunters/bandwagoners though
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who wants guentzel to get the record for goals by a ROOK and snag the connie symythe
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>the current state of Europe right now
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>>76314670
especially on a fucking saturday night
>tfw NBC shoved this to NBCSN for a fucking dance comp
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>>76314802
>london
who cares desu
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Is a sweep in progress?
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GO PREDS FUCK U PENGUIN FUCK U DOLPHIN FUCK U WHALE!
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>lowering the mascot from the ceiling
I see they learned nothing from Owen Hart
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>>76314785
Wicked I live 5 mins away
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>>76314801
doesn't matter how many goals he gets, Crosby gets the Connie
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>>76314824
this, what the fuck is wrong with those kikes
put it on USA instead
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>>76314837
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I'm taking a shit. Have they started?
How many goals did Pekka Finne give up in the first minute?
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threadly reminder to KILL PENGUINS
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>Perds have to play flawless to win
>Pongs can play like shit for 30+min and still pot 5
not looking great lads
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>>76314824
I don't get that shit either.
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That opening bit about parents was really nice.
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What's it like to watch your team win a championship
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>>76314582
>from New Kensington/Burrell
>now live in Columbus
I miss living in a hockey town
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>>76314904
>be chris letang
>suffer
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>>76314894
This series in a nutshell
Nashville is the best team out of the West but Pongs are flat out better
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Why are they playing this chimpy ass song? So cringeworthy.
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>>76314582
You're right next to me I'm Monroeville
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>>76314924
*Kris
You fucking dingus.
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>>76314937
Plebs
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SMASHVILLE L:ETS FUCK THESE BITCHES UP
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>>76314582
Greensburg
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>>76314582
/shadyside/ reporting
bretty wasted right now
ready for sum memes
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>>76314937
it should be this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR9F8t39Az4
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Today I will remind them
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>>76314863
Malkin deserves it over Crosby
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>>76314732
>another stars fan
finally >we got rid of >finnishg goaltending
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>>76314582
Monroeville, reporting in.
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>>76314582
homer city
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>>76314926
>better
They got beat in stats both games but are lucky rinne is a meme goalie and choked hard
If they had literally anyone else it would be 2-0 Nashville but you better hope rinne doesn't pull his head out of his ass
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>>76314655
>tfw sru grad
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RIP PENGUINS WE AR SERIOUS NOW
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>this song
>don't they know coming out to guns and roses is super bad luck?! perds going to get fucking rekt
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>playing Welcome to the Jungle as PK Subban steps onto the ice
what did Nashville mean by this?
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>>76314980
So?
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who /hungover/ here?
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Pekka shutout desu
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NASH
VILLE
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>>76314582
Vienna
Austrians capital Reporting IN
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>>76314980
this isn't about the preds winning it's about the pens losing
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>>76314950
*Christ
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What are they yelling after each Penguins player gets announced?
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>>76315018
/high_as_fuck/ here, mang...
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wtf are these fags shouting lol
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>he sucks too
every time
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Reminder that not a single one of you will ever be a Minnesota high school hockey champion
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HE SUCKS TOO
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>and the head coach for the penguins is Mike Sullivan
AND HE SUCKS TOO
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>>76315042
"Sucks."
I wonder what team they stole that from?
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this is going to be so funny when they get swept at home
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GO HOME
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crosby getting ultimate heel heat
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>>76314989
if he stays healthy we have a chance :D
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>jake guentzel's "beard"
>>76315045
/this/
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SHARKS X PREDATORS ALLIANCE
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KEK this is turning into some wwe shit in nashville. Just play the game you only have 2 left
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>>76315050
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>>76315037
prepare to be disappointed as the pens rek you
>pic related, us pissing all over you
>acdc theme song
DID THEY HAVE MY PERMISSION TO PLAY THIS HOLY MUSIC? THOSE CUNTS FUCK THE PERDS
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>telling everyone they suck
>penguins looking like this place is a god damn joke
LMAO
i don't even want a gentleman's sweep anymore
just end this trash team in 4 and be done with it
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>>76315076
no, fuck off
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This so reddit.
It's like they know this is the last competitive chance they have so they do an mandrama shit
kek
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>>76315075
get twisted
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13107156
http://www.strawpoll.me/13107156
http://www.strawpoll.me/13107156
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>>76315076
/Sharks, Jacket, Wild, Preds/ broship desu
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>>76315077
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>>76315090
FALSE FLAG
SHARKS X PREDATORS ALLIANCE IS TRUE
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HE FUCKED IT UP LOL
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>>76315076
rather pengs desu even if they did beat >us
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>furpuck final relegated to cable tv on a Saturday
Loving
Every
Laff
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>>76315077
>this is turning into some WWE shit
for a minute I thought they were yelling "WHAT?" and thought you have got to be kidding me
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FUCCCC
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>>76315088
>image saved
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MUTE
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Literally WHO is singing this?
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Pongs good guys
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>PA announcer choking
Pottery
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Preds sweep from here
get ready faggots
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Sharks cover the waters
Preds cover the land
literally unstoppable
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who?
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>>76315045
I have some dank MDMA and MDA on hand. Should I take them?
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Based honorary American Sidney closing his eyes in reverence to the anthem
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This is a professional singer?
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lol all Nashville has is this old skank?
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who /MUTE every anthem/ here
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She's fucked up like 3 times so far.
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digits and Crosby gets his throat sliced open tonight
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>>76314950
kristopher
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This bitch sounds like someone is choking her vocal chords
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>>76315147
Martina McBride
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>this is a 10 voice in America
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>>76315134
lol thanks mate, made it a couple weeks ago, you're the first to say you've saved it
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weak voice Preds are doomed
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>>76315181
Me. Is it autism?
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that was a pretty shit anthem Nashville
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>>76315171
kek not for fucking hockey
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this wench literally cannot fucking sing
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>mfw Nashville loses after all this
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Nashville were supposed to be the ones with good singing
lmao
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>>76315171
what a waste
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>>76315181
I only started when Drumpf became prez
ashamed of my country
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>>76315171
Yes
do it and never regret the consequences
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>>76315227
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>That singing
Genuily thought they would've brought Carrie Underwood in
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the fish is alive
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Squish da fish
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20 minute fucking intro to get the game going, Jesus this is cringeworthy
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SPOKEN
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Austrian Underdog (ID: !!3gz4nr96hg5)
2017-06-04 12:24:26
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>Subban singing US Anthem
GET FUCKED LEAFS
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Was this the best post of the payoffs
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>>76315251
she already did it
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this bitch is bad.
stick to sucking dick love, its probs how she got the gig anyway
>kek at the fish
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>jake guentzel was the team's stick boy for phil kessel in college
>going to win a cup with him 10 years later
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GRANT THY WISH O HOLY FISH!
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>Game hasn't started
>Already throwing out catfish
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>>76315263
kek
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Over under: there will be 3 delays for catfish retrieval from the ice. The one before the game started does not count.
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>>76315171
no, you're watching a hockey game m8
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>>76315251
She's busy getting her husband's diaper on before the game
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THE POWER OF FINNISH GOALTENDING
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>>76315282
GRANT MY WISH OH HOLY FISH.
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>never any doubt about starting pekka rinnie
sure.
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what did the catfish ever do to them?
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>>76315282
GRANT MY WISH OH HOLY FISH.
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>>76315263
It's called being respectful m8
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>unironically being proud of this "culture"
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>>76315282
>they wrapped it in a oenguins towel
Fucking kek
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>>76315282
>NashvilleInTheSCF.jpg
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Harry Z is in tonight, gonna be a good game!
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Preds already crushing skulls
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>>76315313
Why would Vandy sponsor Penguins towels?
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>>76315282
I wanna make fish in a blanket.
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>>76315282
GRANT MY WISH, OH HOLY FISH
R
A
N
T
M
Y
W
I
S
H
O
H
H
O
L
Y
F
I
S
H
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>>76315312
>having a homo as a president
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>>76315302
i just googled it.
its a good luck thing the preds do. since 2003 apparently.
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>>76315312
It's a billion times better than nigger culture.
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fucking thanks ref, just let dumolin get destroyed
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>>76315282
Reddit fish
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>>76315312
its college football culture aka nigger worship
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>>76315327
Can anybody heem Crosby better than ovie already did
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>teams up 2-0 have won 45 out of 50 series
Oh
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preds jerseys look like every other teams practice jerseys lol
who let these hillbillies have a team
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>>76315240
you have to go back.
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>>76315313
That wasn't a penguins towel
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>>76315323
he sucks tho, too bad Salomaki apparently died
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>>76314582
North huntingdon herr! Was in Murrysville yesterday.
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>>76315340
this tradition was made like so many American things, in Detroit
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>>76315356
C H A N C E
H
A
N
C
E
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>>76315367
Oh?
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if you could start a new tradition to throw something on the ice what would you pick
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>they actually keep falling for the Pekka meme
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>>76315311
sorry man
I'm too drunk already
First divegrass CL with the m8s no this
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SCAR
GUENTZ
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IT HAS ALREADY BEGUN!!!!!!!!
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Anyone got a stream link? My tv keeps fucking up
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SCARRRRRR!
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>Finnish goaltending
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>>76315399
a box of pucks
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HICKS BTFO
GO STICK YOUR DICK IN YOUR FUCKING CATFISH THIS SERIES IS OVER
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>>76315399
A dead spic.
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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BABY WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING MEME CHANTS NOW SHITVILLE????? HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH
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POTTERY
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IT BEGINS
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r/hockey told me to come here
anything I should know?
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lmao
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GOATZEL
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JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE
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Why does everyone fucking choke against the penguins?
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>>76315399
a rat brain
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>4th line and half the 3rd pairing on the ice at the same time
>goal against
makes you think
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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THE GUENTZ IS LOOSE
he started that play too
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That Guentzel kid is amazing.
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Guentzlqotl strikes again Pongs will sweep
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I
T
W
A
S
0
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0
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>>76315399
Used condoms
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welp
>perds
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Anybody wanna hang out in hoc and talk about prospects
Cuz this series is over =(((
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Friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before last April
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NOT RINNE'S FAULT
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BLUE MOON
NOW I'M NO LONGER ALONE
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Who /doesn'thaveaFinnishgoaltenderontheirteam/ here?
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Will rinne retire after this?
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Nashville should just concede
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Preddit
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>Finnish goaltending
>Reddit """culture"""
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>all this yellow on my screen
nauseating desu
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Uh oh linesman made an offside call on mike Underwood, that will be a lecture from carrie
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OMAHA
M
A
H
A
GET IN LADS
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>Güntzel
You're welcome, Shittsburgh.
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>first repeat in 19 years
>first final sweep in 19 years
It was bound to happen wasn't it
>>
JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE JAKE AND BAKE
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>>76315462
Who is a good prospect in the NHL Draft?
>>
Just give >us the fucking cup already. Do these sister fucking rednecks really need any more embarrassment?
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>tfw 3 games in and you realize you don't give a shit about either of these teams
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>Ellis tries to slam Guentzel's head into the board
What a fucking nigger
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>a most dangerous lead incoming!
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAH btfo HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>76313952
COME ON. I JUST WANT A FINAL THATS FUN TO WATCH
Champions League = shit blowout
NBA = shitblowout
Now this is a fucking blowout.
Preds better score soon or im gonna be done with summer sports.
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>>76315094
Berry backwoods and NY sour d
Deadass boutta get bent desuuuuu~~
>>
Does Jake need one or two more to hold the record?
>>
They should swap Rinne with Saros already
>>
NASHVILLE PREY
>>
Lel, the nigger takes a penalty.
Crowd should start chanting NIGG-ER, NIGG-ER, NIGG-ER, NIGG-ER
>>
Subban was singing the American national anthem?
BASED BLACK MAN
GET THIS MAN A COAT
MAGA
>>
>wake up
>turn on game
>guentzzzzzz
pens are truly /goodguys/
>>
put that nigger out to work the fields
>>
>even after these past 3 games people will believe Pens are a dirtier team than the Predators
>>
You Penguins haters have no idea how much I love this timeline more than you hate it.
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>>76315523
>backwoods
Backwoods are trash
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>>76315282
GRANT MY WISH OH HOLY FISH
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>>76315488
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>>76315523
>>76315523
marrionberry wyld gummies, 60mg, and as much Purple Punch as I like -_-
it's a good series/sweep
>>
>Colors Black, Pittsburgh Gold, White
What the actual fuck?
>>
>>76315556
Eat a dick my guy
>>
STREAM PLS
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>>76315538
based black man my fellow magapede
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>>76315399
crab legs
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>>76315381
Literally this.
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>>76315535
>>76315543
GO PREDS
>>
>subban
>subbhan
>subhman
>subhuman
racist
>>
Is Doc the greatest sports commentator of all time?
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>>76315469
>>
>>76315572
What do you mean?
>>
kessel wants one bad
>>
>>76315227
>don't worry lads we've got this
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>>76315469
Feels pretty great
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>>76315578
meatspin.fr
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>>76315575
Na senpai they are harsh as fuck. Blunts are only good for smoking in groups and backwoods are garbage tier rollup
>>
fucking sid is so good
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so I guess we got to wait another season for MAYBE a good Final matchup
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Go Penguins !
Win for the feathered alliance
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>>76315612
or all 3
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>>76315581
thanks, Mexicbro
you and yours helped build this place, too
Fuck a wall, let's build arena and hold concerts and WCs there
>>
How does Guentzel find the holes in Rinne so easy?
>>
>>76315621
Meh
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>>76315619
why would I want a link to your homepage anon?
>>
why do these retard fans tolerate rinne
they're like battered women
>>
>>76315592
He's not even the best one at NBC (Forslund)
>>
My dick is significantly bigger than yours right now. Feels good.
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>>76315626
No alliance please.
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>>76315631
people like you should be shot
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>>76315635
There's lots of holes to find
>>
HE SCAAAAAARRRRRED
>>76315655
Wrong
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tampa would bootyblast nashville tbqh
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>>76315635
becuase he is good at playing hockey
>>
Drumpf supporters vote AGAINST their own economic interests
>>
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Nashville just doesn't have what it takes to keep the pens at bay. They just don't.
Pens 2nd cup.
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>>76315629
here's your (you) for your efforts
>>
>>76315648
He was the predator's version of Matt Murray, except he's not good in the SCF
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>>76315658
what if I don't have a dick?
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>when your family comes to the game to watch you score on the first shot of your first shift in the NHL
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>>76315648
Most people want Saros to start but we're not the coach
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>>76315655
Doc's voice and style is iconic.
He's won more commentators awards tgan anybody besides Joe Buck
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>Rinne
>Predators
>Finnish Goaltending
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>mfw this season
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>>76315623
The Pens-Caps and ECF are the real championship rounds just watch them desu
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>>76315671
bring it, You Little Cunting Bitch
I'll bury your whole fucking family
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>>76315683
Agreed.
Remember to sage /tv/ threads.
>>
>>76315615
>promises Game 3 win
>gets BTFO
>gets lynched by angry rednecks who don't really care about hockey but will use any excuse to string up a jigaboo
I love this country
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>>76315658
tfw 4 inches
feelsbadman
>>
/reddit/ blown the fuc out
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>>76315631
I'm an ex-pat actually, but thanks anyways,
Detroit has the best fanbase out of all the American teams, them having Mr. fucking Hockey is a testament to that fact.
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>>76315684
Typical white trash posting. Can't spell or use punctuation. Typical of trashville.
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>>76315735
4 inches is all you need to please. After that it's all technique. You're fine
>>
Rinne is shaken. Almost let that trickler in.
>>
Rinne almost memed us a meme
>>
>>76315717
as a texan i laugh at your threats
>>
>great quality stream means i'm like 5 minutes behind
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>>76315735
>4 inches
jeez no need to brag Johnny Long Cock
>>
>>76315751
What's the technique?
>>
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>mfw this game
>>
>40k people outside watching this
The Preds doing their best to kill any developing interest in the sport
>>
The Pittsburgh Penguins are the good guys.
>>
At the game
So quiet after that goal
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>>76315689
They're entirely overmatched and it's obvious.
>>76315701
Rinne had great series before this one. Dude's looking washed up now though. He must be injured or tired to be playing like such shit.
>>
>>76315784
>not paying for cable and a nice tv
get a job you cuck
>>
>>76315789
>implying theres one technique
You have much to learn
>>
>Brass Bonzana
Nashville to Hartford confirmed.
>>
>>76315789
ask your dad
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>>76315715
wtf the ducks Oilers series was god tier
So was caps / leafs
>>
>>76315715
same thing last year when it was pens/lightning
>>
I'll bet Predditors were hoping for anyone but the pens for this series.
At the beginning of the playoffs they were probably praying that pens would be eliminated early on to not let them bring their strength to the finals.
>>
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>tfw >your team took the future Stanley Cup repeaters to game 7 double OT
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Not gonna lie, former Pens fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching the Pens crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this team get the Stanley Cup codes.
>>
Brass bonanza
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>>76315751
This
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>>76315798
This. They really fought for it this year too.
>>
Playing brass bonanza. What a disgrace. Does this shit club have anything of their own?
>>
>>76315820
>Tfw the sens would have beaten Nashville and won the cup had they won that overtime.
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>>76315799
proof plz
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>>76315837
>>>/out/
>>
QUESTION /sp/
2 OF NASHVILLES GOALIES ARE
>FINNISH GOALTENDING
HOWEVER UPON RESEARCH
>Marek Mazanec
IS A
>CZECH GOALIE
IS THIS ALSO A MEME????
>>
>>76315805
No shit. So what do I need to do? Help a fellow hockey ran out.
>>
>>76315801
He had some iffy games against the Ducks and that always happens before he has a bad slump where he loses all his confidence. If I can see it the coaches clearly can. I don't know why they bother putting him out there.
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>>76315751
>dicklet coping skills
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>>76315798
Even with all their injuries they still got through it. It's hard not to respect them
>>
>>76315820
Sens gave a valiant effort
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>>76315820
>ottawa barely loses the ECF against the devils in 2003
>would have crushed the mighty ducks in the finals
>ottawa barely loses the ECF against the penguins in 2017
>would have crushed the predators in the finals
Being a snes fan is suffering
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>>76315626
I fully expect to see you in next year's Stanley Cup Finals for some "alliance."
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>>76315820
Ottawa is pretty cool, nice city, I'm glad that series lasted as long as it did. I would not have been mad if the sens won.
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>>76315804
>cable
Are you gonna be able to stay up for the whole game, grandpa?
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>>76315798
they're always the good guys
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>>76315820
I wonder what will happen to Pittsburgh after they destroyed the will of kek
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>>76315804
if hockey were a real sport i could just watch it on nbc
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>>76315854
all goaltending is bad
>>
That "incidental" goalie contact.
>>
>>76315789
Give her the old natty lickaroo
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>>76315873
The Finnish goaltending meme has existed since the inception of /sp/. You probably don't even know who DEN GLIDER IN is. Nu/sp/ is the worst
>>
>>76315742
Mr. Hockey is the best player in Minnesota high school.
Not some old dusty faggot
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>>76315820
>>76315847
How bad must that sting watching them right now
>>
Rinne looks shaken as hell
Another bad game by the pens, yet they win?
>>
fugg so close
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Will trashville even win one?
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>>76315798
/sp/ always hated Penguins, only reddit bandwagoners like them now
>>
holy shit murray op
>>
>>76315859
Learn to master foreplay.
She shouod be heavily cumming before you even stick your dick in.
If you're just plowing her, learn to push your butt forward. Practice it with your hips. You can spend a week doing it and then you'll be able to thrust 3 times per second.
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>>76315932
Doesn't look like it
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GO PENGS
>>
>>76315820
A fate fitting for Canada
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>>76315911
I'm a /v/tard so you're right
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>>76315820
>mfw running up the score on Fleury cost you the Cup
>>
>>76315922
>implyiing Gordie Howe isn't the undisputed GOAT of the pre-Orr era
ISHYGDDT
>>
What gene do Finns have that prevents them from being good goalies. Is this a result of Mongolian admixture
>>
>>76315854
Tomas Vokoun was the best goalie Preds ever had
>>
can all dicklets please go
must be > 6.5" to post in this thread
>>
Someone post the copypasta about the angry guy who would pay $100 to give the pens the cup
>>
fun game, to BEE honest
>>
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Is Everyone still Hard??
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>>76315970
My clitoris is 3" does that count?
>>
>>76315946
This is a dumb question, you like her clit for foreplay right?
>>
>>76315990
if you mean cleenis then yes
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>>76315970
tfw 7.25"
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>>76315970
>tfw 6.5" still doesn't get you big booty bitches
i just a want a fat ass to pound :(
>>
>>76315990
By clitoris do you really mean penis anon?
>>
WHY IS MURRAY SUCH A GOOD GOALIE IT'S NOT FAIR
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR
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>>76315953
cute penguin
>>
>>76315990
As long as it's feminine
>>
>>76315964
Howe is a dusty old cuck from a time when nobody gave a fuck. He's a tip of the fedora and anyone who mention him should get eye rolled at
>>
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>all these empty nets
>murray lookin sluggish
>perdits STILL cannot execute even one single worthwhile shot
laughing SO hard at the city of nashville
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>>76315970
>he's less than 7"
JUST
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>>76316017
>HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR
holocaust is a hoax FYI
>>
>>76315970
>tfw 6.45"
bye guys :^(
>>
>>76315970
>he thinks length is what matters
Wew
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>>76316007
Are you measuring from your asshole?
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>>76315970
tfw 7" and 8" bone pressed
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ALL IT TOOK WAS ONE GOAL. OTTAWA COULD HAVE EASILY TRASHED THE PREDDITORS. FUCK THIS GAY FUCKING EARTH
>>
>>76316054
>robo penguin
shoo shoo cursed logo
>>
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY DICK YOU FAGGOTS
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY DICK YOU FAGGOTS
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY DICK YOU FAGGOTS
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY DICK YOU FAGGOTS
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY DICK YOU FAGGOTS
>>
>>76316078
Nobody cares
>>
Is being a manlet or having a dick below 6 inches worse, I'm trying to think of a worse hell
>>
nice to watch a game without a fucking air horn every 30 seconds.
>>
LETS GO PENS
E
T
S
G
O
P
E
N
S
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>>76315970
Where the hell are you from
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>>76315883
Being a flames fan is worse
>the closest you got to a stan lee cup in the last 30 years was taken away by refpuck
>constantly BTFO by the ducks in the first round for the last 10 years
>>
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>>76316088
here here
>>
>tfw I am cut and my dick smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
>>
>HILL PEOPLE
>MATH
Pick one and only one
>>
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inb4 Malkin PPG
>>
>>76316058
>having a full inch of malleable fat to slide through to get to your pubic bone
Revolting sack of dogshit
>>
>>76316071
>we almost beat the pens when they were playing bad
kek
you're dreaming cunt
>>
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>>76316085
M-m-my 5.5 incher gets the job done.
>>
>>76316092
>tfw exactly global average
god bless
>>
>>76316092
That global average is false
>>
that didn't look too bad tho
>>
>>76316092
>not changing the Congo to Slovakia
poor form, Slovak
do you even have Ps?
>>
>>76316113
why exactly are you smelling your dad's dick anon?
>>
>>76316092
it's the same reason why 5'10 is still a manlet
>>
>>76316092
Hungary is apparently pretty massive too, thought they were basically Asian
>>
Rinne really shouldn't still be in the game.
>>
HOW THE FUCK DOES A PROFESSIONAL PLAYER MAKE THIS KIND OF MISTAKE
I PLAYED HOCKEY FOR LIKE 12 YEARS AND SAW TOO MANY MEN CALLS LIKE 5 TIMES MAYBE
FUCKING RETARDS
>>
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>people complaining that the sens could have gotten an easy stanley cup
>I'm just sitting here thinking that the Sabres could have gotten an easy stanley cup.
>>
>>76316113
>he fell for the cut jew
baka your parents hate you
>>
>>76316085
Dick length is literally not an issue if you know what you're doing
Being a manlet is suffering
>>
Never understood the loud crowd meme hockey isn't like shooting foul shots both teams need to be able to hear and concentrate at all times.
>>
>>76316132
Suck a lot of cocks do ya bud?
>>
>>76316118
McJagger had a 4 inch dick
>>
>>76316107
thats because the perds aren't scoring
>>
>>76316157
having a 4" dick would definitely be an issue
>>
>>76316148
its loud in the arena
>>
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>cucked the Bolts
>cucked the Sharks
>cucked the Caps (multiple times)
>cucked the Sens
>cucked the Preds
How can anyone like these Draft babies?
>>
>>76316148
>Not like the Pens will waste this PP
>>
>>76316147
I almost bought a rinne sweater before the finals
Good thing I held off. Gonna stick with old Weber one for a while it seems
>>
Nice "powerplay" there pens
>>
/sp/ - Dicks and Measuring
>>
>>76316153
Please become good again. Sens-Sabres rivalry was fucking GOAT.
>>
>>76316011
Are you forreals? Are thicc bitches repelled automatically by <6:5" niggas?
I'm packing just about 6.5 and haven't had any complaints as far as I know...
>>
>>76316177
Not if youbknow ehat you're doing.
The fact that people here think lengtg matters with sex shows how many virgins there are
>>
>>76316183
>people like winners
Shocking
>>
>>76316085
>tfw slight below average height with slightly above average penis length and very large testicles
AMA lads.
>>
>>76316194
>not getting an Arvy
>>
>>76316177
It's not ideal, but it's long enough to get the job done if you know what you're doing
>>
>>76316171
((((and millions of dollars))))
>>
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What are you drinking lads?
>>
>>76316208
More news at 11
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>>76316208
>bandwagoners like winners
ftfy
>>76316198
Cocks are more interesting than this final
No homo
>>
>>76316240
t. Virgin
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>>76315735
>t. Chang
>>
>>76316240
>>>/pol/
Confidence is 90% of what you need
>>
>You now realize that the best team in the West got swept to the Perds
Should we just make the East and West 2 different leagues?
>>
>>76316244
Slow down, man.
>>
>>76316232
>>76316204
the "not if you know what you're doing" meme is wishful thinking
>tfw 7"
>still insecure when girls say it's big
>porn has ruined me
>>
>>76316244
20 times distilled kale water
>>
>>76316244
>muh non alcohol xDD
>am good boi xDD
stale meme friend
>>
>>76316202
4 big butt whores told me 7-8" is ideal for them
:(
>>
>>76316249
go the fuck to sleep you degenerate.
>>
>>76315735
It's all your fault if you can't lease women
>>
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>women wont be sexually satisfied unless its by multiple cocks when ever they want as often as they want
Doesnt matter how big your dick is anon you'll never truely satisfy her till your her little cuck bitch
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Will there be a day when the Sabres become the bad guys like the penguins?
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Even if you have an average size cock if you have an Asian wife she will still think it's big
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>>76316282
It's 90% technique
Literally anybody that actually has sex knows this
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>Welcome back to Nashville.. or should I say Smashville?
What did he mean by this?
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>>76316244
einstok here, you in recovery?
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Tfw i never got to play hockey
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>>76316311
This
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>>76316286
t. stinky loser
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>>76316028
>thhinking the grittiest hockey player of all time aside from maybe Lemieux is a "dusty old fuck"
>fedore-wearer calling using the term "tip of the fedora" to describe someone.
As I said earlier, ISHYGDDT
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>>76316311
of course technique matters but all the technique in the world with a micro dick aint genuinely satisfying a girl
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>>76316244
Activated Almond milk
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who should I bandwagon now that the Blackhawks are done?
Penguins would be ideal but they're a bit too "manly" for my tastes.
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>>76316297
t. redpill expert
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>>76316303
They have players who are easy to hate (Kane), and players who are easy to like (O'Reilly)
.. But I don't see them performing anywhere near Pens level anytime soon
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that feel when 8.5" and feel small,
How do you dicklets even have confidence in yourselves? I'm bigger than 99.5% of men, yet you 6" faggots call yourselves "hung"
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>>76316314
No, alcohol is just not my jam
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>>76316345
the new vegas team
get in on the ground floor
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>only thing Nashville "fans" have to cheer about is clearing the zone
Just forfeit already
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>>76316244
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>>76316345
Bolts
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Look at cole just manhandle that little faggot.
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>>76316365
Nice meme
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>>76316344
TOP meme
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>>76316345
Leafs.
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>>76316244
>>76316244
>>76316244
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>>76316312
you'd be better off transferring 1" to your femur and 1" to your lumbar spine tbqh
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>>76316374
It's not mine either. I just don't drink to get drunk.
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>>76316345
Leafs obviously
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>>76316317
>tfw my dad grew up in the midwest playing hockey
>tfw I grew up in California where hockey is p much non existant
>Dad tried to push me into ice skating when I was younger and I didn't take to it because I thought it was faggy and didn't know much about ice hockey
if i could turn back time
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What drug should I take for this game? I have lorazepam, kratom, hydrocodone, alcohol (liquors, wines, beers) dxm, diphenhydramine, cannabis.
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>tfw barebacked and creampied a chubby Tinder skank a couple times
>now she wants us to date and snapchats me all the time
>too nice to say I'm not interested in her
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How hard is it to become a Canadian citizen as an American ? 25 with good income and education thinking abou Vancouver or Calgary.
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>>76316244
>beer is too bitter
>regular cider too sweet
>this is just right
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>>76316410
>>76316410
New thread.
Game is underway
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>>76316419
these are going to kill me.
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>>76316419
>>76316244
forgot to (you)
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>>76316345
Chiefs
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Is Don Cherry, dare I say.... /our guy/?
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do stuff
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>>76316430
Lorazepam and liqour
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>>THANKS PAUL
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>>76316432
congratulations, dad.
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>>76316513
>Preds fans and their cringe worthy memes
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>>76316430
I'm a bourbon and and bud guy myself.
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>>76316430
diphenhydramine and some sort of stimulant like caffeine
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>>76316432
Oh are you the Anon from the other threads who banged that tinder whale?
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>>76316430
how about fresh air and some water you degenerate
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>>76316183
None of those rings will make her come back
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>KEEP IT TIGHT IF YOU WANNA PLAY
>KEEP IT TIGHT IF YOU WANNA PLAY
>KEEP IT TIGHT IF YOU WANNA PLAY
>KEEP IT TIGHT IF YOU WANNA PLAY
capcha: bridges. jfc
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