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>>76278177
like this?

Javi Martinez edition

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>>76278331
that's the one

>>76278343
I dream about killing you.

>>76278353
uguu~~~

Kane to Madrid/Barca fucking WHEN?

>>76278331
kek

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>>76278331
Oh lord, that's horrifying

>>76278386
And Tottenham loses an UEFA quota spot who is actually useful? Never.

Reminder that Leeds were the reigning champions of England when Francesco Totti made his debut for Roma

>>76278473
Reminder you got BTFO last thread talking utter bollocks over Spurs. Won't let you forget it, m8.

>>76278494
Wasn't me m8, don't care for EPL football

>>76278537
>he doesn't care for good football
Fuck off.

>>76278331
KEKsiè

>>76278473
>leeds

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NEVER EVER COMING BACK

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Not exactly the prettiest face in the world.

why do clubs all of a sudden want Lacazette?

he's been good for literally half a decade, and he never went anywhere. Does he finally want to leave or something?

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thots?

>>76278537
You've said this before when called out

>w-wasn't me
>n-not that Dutchfag
>m-more than one Dutch guy

No lad. It was you. End it.

>>76278604
Lets see your gorgeous mug then, Sven.

Piguain poll for tomorrow's final!

http://www.strawpoll.me/13087247
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How is Bosz? He's one of the options for Dortmund.

Watched a little of Ajax in the EL and they mostly got through on luck from what I saw.

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>>76278609
>ywn steal a living at nike 'designing' kits for PL clubs

city should have stuck with umbro desu

>>76278609
Meh. Could be worse. Could be better. They're fine, really.

Is he really 20 lads? Who the hell gets wrinkles at 20?

>>76278386

Man City and Man Utd can pay him more.

>>76278604
Man fuck Atalanta
They reached EL and now they're just gonna sell off all their team

>>76278657
I have some and I'm 18. Granted, nowhere near as many as that guy.

>>76278609
good kits
arsenals away
liverpools home

decent i guess
chelsea black one but super boring kits for them
united away but ugly chevrolet logo

rest are pretty shit but cant see spurs ones yet

Just read the Lacazette to Utd article. They fabricated the rumour out of thin air

>>76278609
Arse is good. Simple. Nice colours.
Chelsea is good. Simple.
LFC is a bit too cluttered for me.
City's is pretty good (though don't like purple + blue, too much like Wet Spam)
United's would be nice if Chevrolet didn't have an ugly logo.
Spurs is OK, but AIA is an awful looking sponsor.

So City > Arse > Chelsea >>> everything else.

Hearing reports from my sources that the GF to Anon deal is going to be finalised within the next 48 hours

>>76278609
>thots?
Yes please

>>76278709
Any signing that Anon is going to make will be terrible. They can only buy Chad rejects.

>>76278709
Don't keep your hopes up

>>76278609
>Manchester "Aston Villa" City

>>76278676
you like arsenal away? that's probably the worst of the lot for me looks like a training top

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>>76278610
>being this mad

>>76278748
desu I like it too. Nice colour contrast.

>>76278755
>literally SEETHING and FUMING that he got called out and has to resort to his Shitzen clone gimmick

>>76278609
Why is our away strip a west ham shirt?

>>76278799
>our
Leave.

>>76278609
wish liverpool just went full green checkers like the away kit they are copying anyway

>>76278811
I've got moonchester's signature mate, I'm part of the club

>>76278799
because nike are useless clowns, it should have been black and red stripes

>>76278673
gee who could have predicted it?!

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>that crest

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>>76278768
>the city of (You)

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So lads, what's happening via United and Pool.

>>76278925
Awful, looks like it was designed by some intern who doesn't watch football

>>76278386
They're interested in winning trophies though

>>76278925
>stripes on the sleeves
God damn it.

>>76278925
nightgown/10

>>76278973
united are signing perisic. 50m from inter. pacy 28 year old winger

i think liverpool are trying to sign salah another serie a winger, wages agreed but roma rejected 28m for him

or you mean hartlepool and leeds united

>>76278925
I really hate stars on badges, looks so cheap

>>76278973
assorted snubbings

>>76279039
t. not enough titles for a star

>>76279039
Stars on badges are only OK for national teams tbdesu.

>>76279012
>Perisic

Really?

>>76278676
United away is fucking horrendous but aleast theres a design to it

>>76279039
looks a bit suspect the more stars they have as well

>>76279055
>the creative black hole of both nike and chelsea

>>76279046
Yeah it makes sense there though but its like if a national team started adding silver stars for conteintal cups

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Why do teams insist on letting retarded design agencies ruin their historic badges?

I'm looking at you Arsenal and Everton

>>76279074
>adding silver stars for conteintal cups
Like what the fucking Uruguayans do for their Olympic titles. It's pathetic, really. Stars for World Cup titles are fine, though.

Lads. I want to pay Tyrone to say the "Top myself desu" pasta. Anybody got any idea how to do it?

>>76278925
looks like something west brom would wear (in blue of course) after they change the logo to something more chinese looking for a betting company sponsor

>>76279046
this

>>76279082
to be fair any random latin thrown on the badge is cringy as fuck and needs to go. its 2017

but yeah the new one is ugly. why do you need to fill half of the badge with your own name in that shit font like you forgot it

>>76279089
>2 year old stale pasta

cmon senpai make something new and worthy of tyrone

>>76279089
https://secure.jotformeu.com/dignity14/TyroneVideos

>>76279082
because americans support everton and arsenal and need a mascot (cannon or tower in this case) with the words of the club name so they know who it is

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>>76279115
>to be fair any random latin thrown on the badge is cringy as fuck and needs to go. its 2017

>>76279084
Desu what the Uruguayans do has some sense, but I am biased because I count the centarla european international cup as a proper euros.

>>76279089
>>76279132
make him ready the age of rooney pasta

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>>76279082
>having the goat tower on your badge

>>76279134
I wonder what he says when people ask him what his job is

>>76279082
arsenal's redesign had something to do with the old crest having too many elements to copyright or trademark

>>76279139
its acceptable on an italian team, thats it. why do you have it, nobody can speak or read latin,and it was a dead language before your club existed, and its not even your language. its only there to be /r/atheism tier fedora tippery

>>76279155
apparently Nike forced everton's redesign because they couldn't be bothered to work out how to print it, probably a similar situation

>>76279084
They are legit WC title. [spoiler]GIVE US OUR STAR[/spoiler]

>>76279153
>messi AND lebron

how can one image be so wrong. was this made by a 16 year old?

Swansea sign Rooney

>>76279154
'Entrepreneur'

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something amusing about a journalist replying to one of these types of accounts

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Any erotic rumours today, lads?

>>76279164
'No.'

Which Bundesliga shithouse will flop for Liverpool this season?

>>76279284
have they even been linked to one recently?

>>76279284
Nobody relevant will go to Liverpool.

>>76279246
So Wonga isn't even going to try and spend £90m on a s18 year old? FUCKING REALLY? SHOCK HORROR!

>>76279284
depends on who moneyballers FSG and the JFT96 transfer committee will allow Kulto Kloppo to attempt to sign
their aiming for a top 5/6 finish next season la
they are in the building process of something great and lasting. maybe they will get top 4 again in a few more seasons. they key is to slowly maintain a top 4 position with moneyball signings while hoping that clubs like United and Arsenal will have an off season. its working la

>>76279252
Meeting the parents tomorrow, so maybe if her mom's hot

>>76279309
>Who is Salah

>>76279380
Literally fucking who?

>>76275833
>>76275856

Transfer committee or not, it still reflects badly on a manager of a decent-size club when his being held hostage by any sort of back-office "executive" shitcunt(s) even though he's the one has to deal with the new signings on a daily basis and it's his ass on the line every gameweek, he should have been more assertive!

In his last full season (2014-15), around November, I recall a match >we were drawing a 0-0 and while a player on the other team got injured and the players were catching a breather. Brenny was shouting something to the forward line. The camera zoomed in and you could see he was shouting ''Mario!" repeatedly, at an interval of like 5 seconds, trying to get Balotelli's attention. You think to yourself "here we go now, he's going to he might tap into some previously unseen tactical genius out of somewhere and it might be the turning point of our season. Well after at least half a minute of repeatedly screaming Mario, the camera and thousands of people watching at home, at full attention, it was implied that the retard-like droning got the desired attention of Mario. Rodgers finally nods upwards and extends a thumbs up as if to say "you alright mate?". Then the injured cunt is stretchered off and play resumes. That moment defines the "Liverpool under Rodgers" time for me more than any Stevie G slip or any buzzword-filled press conference ever could.

Southampton under Koeman also had a transfer committee system, but with a final choice and veto possibility by the gaffer. Liverpool meanwhile signed Aspas, Luis Alberto, Borini and Markovic for like £45mill combined only to ship them off on loan very soon in what could have just been a deliberate money laundering scheme. In the end we just adapted to Southampton's style of transfer committee by poaching their players instead.

>>76279389
>7-1

>>76279389
chelsea reject who had a revival season at AS Reddit in the same role as Gervinho who also had a revival season in the same position/club.

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>>76279404
Oh no, how dare you bring up our embarrassing defeat, fuck you, reeeeeeee, etc.

Is that what you were expecting?

>>76279400
Iago Aspas, 4th highest scorer in la liga behind only Messi, Suarez, and Ronaldo

Who are United going to purchase now?

>>76279351
>liking girls

Faggot

>>76279413
Oh. So nobody relevant, then?

>>76279438
probably somebody who the fans didn't want yesterday but will now be a "world class hidden gem"

>>76279438

Varane is the latest rumour.

Can't see Real wanting to do business with them unless sell De Gay.

>>76279413
Salah is fucking shit. They should have gone with mbappe. I'll laugh if arsenal end up with a better squad despite missing out on the CL.

>>76279438
Pulisic and Lukaku or Lacazette

>>76279466

Salah is Liverpool level.

>>76279492
i.e. shit.

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Check one two
Good evening, you're locked into the /trans/ thread
Constant funposting and fresh memes guaranteed

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>>76279512
For me, it's Papu

>>76279436
Yes, he's doing great now, back at his home club and good luck to him.

My point was that it's pointless to spend 5.5 million of valuable British shekels for a striker who will then be played as a Supporting-Defensive-Left-Wingback-Sweeper out of spite by a manager who didn't want him in the first place and then be sent out on loan to be sold for a reduced price.

Many such cases! Sad!

>>76279486

Personally I think they should do this

>de gea and cash for bale and varane
>fabinho
>lukaku or belotti

Who's Pepe Guardiolel signing next lads?

>>76279539
is this some shitty continental Wigan Wiggle?

I'm glad we're fucking off.

>>76279585
would that i'twere so simple

>>76279592

Some literally who from some shit Mediterranean side for 45m

If lukaku leaves Everton they should buy Ian Nacho desu

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>>76279539
Is it just me or does he look a bit like Rib?
>>76279592
Me

>>76279438

John Terry

You heard it here first

>>76279645
Alaba is that you?

>>76279638
thought he was off to wet spam

>>76279571
i want liverpool to do well but its shady at the top how they are run and they're clearly not willing to do what it takes to become massive again, seems like they are content with exactly where they are at the moment, which would be fine if the clubs that finished below them, which usually finish above them, didnt have terrible seasons and are now willing to pay drastically to improve and sign decently big names.
this only could potentially lead to the usual 5/6 finish again for liverpool.

>>76278925
the new logo is ass but I'm glad they managed to fit the sponsor in a not terrible way.

>>76279696
the managed to fit the sponsor directly into the new logo even

>>76278925

>The Turin Jeeps

>>76279718
>>76278925
Where does the name of Juventus come from? Is it an area of the city?

>>76279696
it still pops out to me but i guess they can't really do anything with black and white stripes

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>>76279658
You know it, lad.

>>76279732
>Juventus Football Club S.p.A. (from Latin iuventūs, "youth"

Should I make a slower 7a7 thred for the final?

>>76279115
CURRENT YEAR

>>76278925
What's the 2nd J for?

>>76279833
jtaly

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Is neckbeard sexy?

>>76279833
Jay

>>76279833
They think it looks cool.

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>>76279867

>>76279853
hes 20 years old give him a break

/sp/ has been oddly comfy today? How bad is tomorrow gonna be?

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Arsenal needs a new GK, Cech is weak and old.

>>76279914
No doubt it will be a complete toilet

>>76279914
>/sp/ has been oddly comfy today?
That was not meant to end with a question mark.

>>76279919
ah yes, straight to jj for him

>>76279919
That will be €10m p/y in wages plus a substantial fee for the excellent services of his agent, thank you very much.

>>76279867
it's g

>>76279919
That polish guy is still good

>>76279919

That guy is going to be in the news every transfer window, its not worth the hassle.

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>>76279963
It's Jay though

>>76279932
Figured as much. Good thing I've a policy of not being here during big match days. Can't handle the cancer.

>>76279932
>tfw no yfmoc thread

>>76279683
It's more a case of "unable to" rather than "unwilling". For example, Liverpool were targeting Sanchez before Arsenal, but why would he go to >us when he could have just have gone to a club constantly placing higher in the league and (we had Brenny at the time) a much more established manager.

The Klopp factor was the best step they ever could take, since we went from a manager without much charisma, leadership and understanding of some intricate tactical shit to a manager with all three. The team is looking much stronger as a unit, but that alone is not enough, a lot of >our targets last summer ended up going to Dortmund, Monaco and PSG. And who can blame players like Ousmane Dembele and Emre Mor (for example) for wanting to go to a club with better recent league and Europe positions, they're young and ambitious.

My only concern is that we need much more squad depth, Klopp makes the players run much more than any other team, and that leads to mid-season fatigue and injuries. The points we dropped to mid- and low- table teams were when either 2 out of 4 of the wingers/attacker were unavailable WHILE the CMs and CBs we had were fucked and replacements were basically our youth team and Lucas Leiva/Emre Can being stand-ins in defense.

>>76280003
There will most likely be a comfy thread

>>76279919
>wenger
>raiola
huehue

Ajax have signed 17 year-old Victor Jensen from FC Kobenhavn.

>>76280088
Basic gestalt?

>>76280088
Ingvartsen any good or just a meme?

>>76279919
Arsenal have plenty of GK options. Ospenis and Martinez and they got Matt Macey up and coming. I'm pretty sure they signed a 'wonderkid' but upon googling it seems to be a ''''12''''' year old guy called Lateef Omidiji Jr.

Every wonderkid people hype up for Arsenal are all niggers. Omar Hutchinson or w/e his name is. That Ghanian guy I forgot his name, something unlookupable. But the best players imo? A guy called Beliek and Dragomir. I love following youth players and they've played the best, the former was the best player in that laughable league cup game 2 years ago.

>>76280133
Forward. Scored 2 goals and 2 assists in Denmarks 11-0 win over Lichtenstein... U17 qualifying round. Scored the only goal against Hungary's U17 team. So 3 goals, 2 assists in 3 games at U17 National level (which is the highest level you can really mark them at unless they're Messi tier and playing for PL teams week in week out in the senior)

>arselel

>>76280133
Don't know anything about him. I don't believe he's played for the first team, but John Steen Olsen has a good hit rate so I'm sure he's decent.

>>76280153
I don't think he's a meme. He's actually quote good, but somehow it's easier to believe a young CB talent will take it far than a forward, at least if you're Danish.
He should definitely be ready for a move to a bigger Belgian club. With what he's shown so far, it's the perfect and natural next step.

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>>76279919

Luckily for Arsenal there happens to be a top quality Chilean (International Starter) keeper available for a good price.

>>76278331
this is really horrifying

>>76280236
Genk is in for him but they can't afford to outbid other clubs. He'll get plenty of chances, manager is good with youth and Genk have produced plenty of top talents lately. Ndidi doing well with Lester, De Bruyne, Benteke, Courtois, Carrasco, etc.

>>76280088
Interesting to note that FCK, despite (or because of?) being massively dominant, have basically never had any talent production of note.
The only academy guy who's ever went to a reasonably big club as a young talent was Cornelius.
Delaney and Kvist were much older when they went abroad.

It's easier to sign off on a Lyngby or Brondby talent and say that they're surely going to do great since their academies are so good.

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What are you drinking on this fine evening?

>>76280308
water

>>76280291
Would be a good move for him. Belgium has taken a lot of Danish players in recent years, it's sort of a retro feel when so many of our '80s heroes played there.
I can't really imagine a top, top club being in for him. Maybe if he was three years younger, but perhaps a mid-table Bundesliga side or even a French one since they've also brought over a few Danes lately.

>>76280308
A bottle of good value red wine from dog Netto.

>>76280223
>it's the waffle ABA copies my insults episode

pathetic, make up your own.

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good night /trans/, may your dream signings go to your rivals

>>76280332
>>76280354
Both good choices.
>>76280358
Goodnight, Straya.

>>76280336
Reportedly Udinese/Watford have taken an interest. Would be a shame. Cyle Larin, a leaf, seems to be the 2nd choice for Genk.

>>76280308
Nothing. It's 15h10, why would I be drinking?

>>76280392
For the good of Danish football, I'd love for him to go to Genk, but have to admit I'd be hugely excited if he went to Udinese, with Cornelius going to Atalanta.
It really seems to move in waves with Danish players. A couple of seasons with loads going to Belgium, then the same with France. Would be cool with Serie A as well.

Telegraph: Crystal Palace identify Sean Dyche as strong contender to be new manager.

>>76280308
Just had a cheeky beer and a pizza

>>76280506
I'm just about to make a pizza. Off to the kitchen to chop some veggies and turn on the oven!

>>76280308
everything that can get in my mouth (except cum;)

>>76280561
Don't do it danon, life is precious.

Griezmann accepts new atletico deal to end all man utd speculation

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>when Raiola picks up your bullshit rumors

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What is /trans/ listening to?

>>76279039

yeah, cause brits dont have any

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>>76280779
pls no bully

>>76279115

kill yourself

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>>76280779
This is pretty good. I'm hungover af.

>>76280779
A podcast where two guys read the Bible from start to finish.

Don't ask me about music. I only just doscovered Future Islands.

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>>76280779
Joe Reddit

>>76280907
Radio 24/7?

>>76280308
Water, of course, you fucking degenerate

>>76280938
Yes

>>76280907
Are they just reading it or talking about it as well?
>>76280779
Nothing atm (watching the arrers) but listened to Mahler's first symphony earlier today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEPERXpOqiU
>>76280944
No need to be mad

>>76280967
Talking about it as well. It's pretty interesting.

>>76280336
>it's sort of a retro feel when so many of our '80s heroes played there.
Kenneth Brylle was based as fuck. Still is. Great human being.

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>>76280779
Amelie soundtrack while studying for my last exams

>CL final in Kiev next year
It will be the 7th different Olympic Stadium to host the final

>>76280779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Ns52Cb7_A
>tfw i can't understand a word

>>76280779
watching darts so cant listen to music

>>76281049
Thank you, Stephen Fry.
Can I use this trivia to impress girls at the bar?

any update on javi martinez lads?

>>76279082
They fixed it alrwsdy you stupid twat.

>>76281139
My dreams are made peaceful by your screams.

>Lead singer will.i.am told UEFA's official website: "We're planning on harnessing the excitement of the fans in the stadium, and all those tuning in to the UEFA Champions League final.

>"As football fans ourselves, we know how much this game means to those watching from the stands, their homes and with friends. This performance means just as much to us. We're planning an unforgettable show."

>The Black Eyed Peas also performed at the 2010 FIFA World Cup Kick-off Celebration Concert in Soweto, South Africa.

>As football fans ourselves
doubt.png

>>76281050
Here you go Mario

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9p5jd50RaI

>>76281238
>Black Eyed Peas
lmao who thought this was a good idea?

>>76281238
Best thing about the manchester bomb was it stopped the terrible pre-show for the europa league final

>>76281293
what?

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>>76281314
>>76281325
Apparently their slag isn't in on it either

>>76281325
Do people actually like pre shows?

>>76281369
not surprised, she's like 55 years old

>>76281378
no, it's an amerifatization and the first step towards half time shows

>>76281378
Only olympic ones desu

>>76278609
I want them to bring back the Yellow/Blue Chelsea away kit damnit.

>52 MILLION FOR PERISIC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>76281411
still pretty fit though mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA

>>76281356
Still didn't understand a word from that track?

>>76281356
not from the one i posted, no

>>76281493
I wouldn't desu

>>76281493
I would but god damn her voice is so grating

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nothing like natural beauty

>>76281050

what language is this

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>>76281597
>Amelie

>>76281480
>Manchester United are a step closer to signing Ivan Perisic after agreeing a €52 million (£45.3m) deal with Inter, according to reports in Italy.

>>76278311
>Watford have been linked with a move for full-back Ferland Mendy, 21, who would cost £4m from French second division side Le Havre. (Watford Observer)

I genuinely think a watford scout got confused and thought this was the real mendy.

>>76281156
that's not the point you drunk oaf

>>76278604
>Foolish Samurai!

>>76281733
Maybe the guy said his first name is really Oti

>>76280779

For me it's Houkagou Tea Time - the best rock group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lNXRKh5qaw

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>>76278815
Pic related is still unironically better than the current design.

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>>76281769

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>>76281791
Based. Have a Mio.

Apparently Dortmund will announce their signing of Zagadou soon. Probably waiting until he turns 18, so he can sign a full contract.

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Max pls

>>76280308
Yogurt.

>>76279833

It's G not J

This thread has had a remarkable drop since I stopped posting. Fucking sort your selves out, anons. Now if you excuse me, I'm going back to sounding.

Call me only if somebody signs Mbappie or Liverpool/United have rejections. Thanks.

>>76281646
Dialect from Napoli

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI

http://www.strawpoll.me/13097603
http://www.strawpoll.me/13097603
http://www.strawpoll.me/13097603
http://www.strawpoll.me/13097603

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>>76282002

>>76280034
I really think there was some very bad luck in this year's season (happens to everyone so it's not really a complaint, just something to register). Particularly with Henderson's Injury. The whole attacking verve that saw Liverpool near the top died when he got injured. Plantar fascitis is a simple injury to treat, it just needs rest, sometimes upto a year, but should not be recurring if given proper rest which I think he has recieved. What that means, is that we should expect Hendo back for most of next season, and so we'll have Hendo, Milner, Lucas, Gini, and Can competing for 2-3 midfield positions. That's not including the youngsters Gruijic, and Stewart.

In attack we have Qtinho, Studge, Lallana, Mane, Firmemo, Ings (bet you forgot about him didn't you) competing for 3 attacking positions.
In defense, we have Sakho, Matip, Lovren, Klavan, and Gomez competing for 2 (sometimes 3) CB positions.

I don't really think that there are any additions to depth pool can make that would add to the team and justify benching one of these players, aside from maybe a striker or a forward.

So to my mind, Depth isn't a problem, it's first team quality, especially in the fullback positions. Clyne offers no attacking threat (could've sworn he did at some point), and Moreno (KEK/REEE), is not good enough.

We desperately need fullbacks, but since there are none available in the market, we should just do the sensible thing and go 3 at the back with Matip-Sakho-Lovren.

I don't trust Klopp with tactics so I have little hope for him going 3-5-2 like he should, but I have a feeling it is

>our year
>la

>>76282002
DO NOT
CHAT
TO
ME

Ricardo Rodriguez will have his medicals for Milan next week

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>>76282142
>>our year
>>la

Tempted to write another Liverpool pasta specifically using your post here as a fucking basis. I'm serious.

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any updates on the good players to england NT? lads?

>>76282321
Give it about half a decade

>>76281878
When is that?

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>>76282395
>ABLs consider themselves mentally sound

>>76282413
Tomorrow

>>76282515
Neat, now if they only didn't fire Tuchel...

>>76282321
AL - runs into defenders

>>76282142
>thinking sakho is ever gonna play for liverpool again

Any updates on goods players to Everton?

Give me Siggy, NOW.

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>>76278609
>Missing the best kit

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>>76282321
Now they're int he Prem they can be called up

>>76281981
It's because everyone was off watching Question Time.
>>76280976
Talking about it like historical context or philosophically?

>>76282824
I was watching the US version of Shameless desu. It's actually alright, I was entirely prepared to hate it for being a remake.

>>76282824
>>76282846
I'm now watching Last Leg instead

>>76282888
Top of the Pops 1984 here

>>76282918
It's shit btw

>>76282321
LW = Striker whose fast

>>76282918
>>76282942
It's probably the only episode they are allowed to show

Just got home from work

Scesni to Juve out of nowhere!

>>76282992
Traffic was that bad huh?

>>76282992
t. david dimbleby

>>76282992
t. Corbyn/May

>>76282846
I watched the first episode at a friends'.

>>76283110
>t. Corbyn/May
>tfw has never seen them in the same room together this election
Are they pulling off a Mrs Doubtfire?

>>76282824
Why would anybody watch QT? It's in London, Commie Central, it's 100% staged and directed and scripted. Corbyn was playing the entire "I'll answer any question as long as you didn't ask it" tactic. May blew him the fuck away in logic and actual relevant progress for the country but Corbyn gets the claps (and to the general public, claps = how much they won!) so he wins.

We're sorry, Austriabro, we tried to save Europe from itself and your sister who you used to fuck (Germany), but it seems like we must suffer. Corbyn was obviously a plant, his rise to power was done clearly by the EU itself to make sure he won and got us out of Brexit.

It's over... we tried to save Europe again from the tyranny of Germany, but it has failed.

>>76282947
>Strikers are people expecting to be able to cross well

Nigger, what? LW is exactly what it says. Left. Wing. No, not Corbyn, but a guy who plays on the left wing position on the field. Just because Henry turned to a striker from there does not mean LW = Striker who is fast. Leonardo wasn't fast.

>>76283050
RIP Juve he's so bad

>>76283133
Why would the EU plant an anti-EU anti-austerity anti-neoliberal commie?

>>76283163
he's not bad desu

>>76282002
we dem moist boiz

>>76283190
He's literal spastic

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who are we signing?

>>76283133
oh my dayz blud

>>76283121
It's all making sense now!

>Sissoko scored

Good, looks like he's trying to trick someone to buy him again

>>76283221
A player they don't need

>>76283188
>Corbyn
>Anti-EU

And because he needs shekels to fund his programs that he doesn't even know the prices of.

Reeee! I want Scotland vs England NOW. NOW. NOW. WHY? WHY ANOTHER 8 FUCKING DAYZ m8?

>>76283377
>to fund his programs that he doesn't even know the prices of
Apart from everything being costed clearly, unlike the tories

>>76283133
not sure where to start with this to be honest

>>76283213
have you watched Serie A in the last two years?

>>76278609
Spurs kit looks like an unnoficial kids shirt from Sports Direct. The stupid fucking crest behind the badge looks stupid

>>76283416
Good one mate. That's why Diane Abbot gave the wrong figure over multiple things during interviews, even when given the numbers needed to work it out. Or when Corbyn couldn't even quote the figure for his flagship policy? Uh-huh. Tories are shit but at least they're not gonna spend £9bn on fees for everybody so they can go and study Media.

But this not the place for it, lad.

>Liverpool are holding talks with Roma in an attempt to sign Egypt forward Mohamed Salah after having a £28m bid turned down.

>Roma have rejected Liverpool's initial offer for the 24-year-old - but talks are ongoing and Salah remains a prime target for manager Jurgen Klopp.

>The Italian club is understood to want between £35m and £40m for Salah.

>The player almost joined Liverpool before moving to Chelsea from FC Basel for £11m in January 2014.

Almost as bad as Arse signing Mbappe for £90m when they nearly got him for like £15m last season.

>>76283416
b-but... m-magic money tree!!!

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who are we signing fellow consumers?

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>>76283472

>>76283475
>tfw I own that club

>>76283472
Well done on being a parrot

>>76283453
arsenal is NOT signing mbrappe you fag

>>76283495
I never said they were, learn to read you fucking stupid cunt. Don't ever reply to me like that again until you can read.

>>76283301
>>76283221
De Gay and Hazard

>>76283486
who are you going to sign Dietrich?

>tfw Huddersfield
>tfw no new signings
>tfw linked with Fraizer fucking Cambell
>tfw relegation assured
>tfw possibly even worse than Derby 07-08
>tfw no gf

Fucking hell lads, the PL was a mistake

>>76283552
i hope huddersfield and their poundshop klopp do a blackpool desu

>>76283552

You can have Colback if you like. Call it 10m since he's English.

>>76283552
Don't worry I hear Rodwell wants to join the Terriers

>>76283552
How do you think I feel? Oxford have signed a new keeper whilst losing a centre mid and our only good left-back. Hilariously claims that Whitehead is coming back home to manage us.

>>76280779
unironically this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3h0FXVDFg

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>>76283536
Cristiano Ronaldo

>>76283569
>>76283588

pls no bully, we will enjoy our year of memeing and fuck off. We promise not to be cunts that keep coming back like Hull

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>>76283648
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>76278609

Why are kits getting worse each year?


Arsenal still the best


What is that 2nd kit from city lel

>>76281238
>Americans calling it football
It's bullshit.

Real Madrid are open to negotiating with Manchester United for Gareth Bale, 27, this summer, with the La Liga champions keen on replacing the forward with Monaco's Kylian Mbappe, 18, or Chelsea's Eden Hazard, 26. (Independent)

Hazard has ruled out leaving Chelsea for two more years and will be offered a new £300,000-a-week deal. (Straits Times, via London Evening Standard)

Bayern Munich are confident of signing 28-year-old Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez. (Daily Mirror)

Arsenal are the favourites to sign 26-year-old Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez in a £50m deal. (Leicester Mercury)

Manchester United could use former Everton forward Wayne Rooney, 31, in a player-plus-cash deal for striker Romelu Lukaku, 24. (Daily Express)
Mail

Jose Mourinho is keen on bringing Real Madrid defender Raphael Varane, 24, to Manchester United. (Daily Mirror)

Manchester City are closing in on a deal to sign Monaco defender Benjamin Mendy, 22, but an agreement has not yet been reached. (ESPN)

Borussia Dortmund and Chelsea are set to test Celtic's resolve with moves for £30m-rated striker Moussa Dembele, 20. (Daily Record)

Everton are interested in signing 21-year-old Malaga striker Sandro Ramirez. (Sky Sports)
Express
Saturday's Daily Express back page

AC Milan have agreed terms with Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, but are yet to agree a fee for the Spain international. (Goal)

Newcastle are ready to offer offer goalkeeper Willy Caballero, 35, a contract when he leaves Manchester City this summer if Napoli's demands are excessive for number one target Pepe Reina, 34. (Northern Echo)

Liverpool have priced Crystal Palace out of a move for defender Mamadou Sakho after asking for £30m for the 27-year-old. (Liverpool Echo)

>>76283648
New meme

Arsenal are willing to take a £4m loss on forward Lucas Perez after signing the 28-year-old for £17m 12 months ago.(Independent)

Gunners goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, could complete a transfer to Turkish side Fenerbahce next week. (Sporx, via Daily Star)

Southampton defender Jack Stephens, 23, does not want to see team-mate Virgil van Dijk, 25, leave the club this summer. (Southampton Echo)

Winger Aly Malle, 19, has left Watford to join Italian outfit Udinese on a five-year deal, having only signed for the Hornets last summer. (Hertfordshire Mercury)

>>76278609

Have Spurs intentionally made it look like an England kit for their Wembley year?

so which team is going to make the mistake of signing flopotelli?

>>76283719
puma is great or godawful (see dortmund)
otherwise umbros and kappa are pretty good with adidas something making good kits

>>76283221
>we
What part of Madrid are you from?

>>76283774
Dortmund's kits have become the Windows operating systems of kits. A year for year alternation of atrocious and pretty cool.

The Mirror are saying Reece Oxford's going on loan to BMG

>>76283525
Hazard's staying.

>>76283787
>Dortmund's kits have become the Windows operating systems of kits
huh, never noticed that, good eye Nigel

>>76283552
Klopp might sell his mate some of >our meme players

>>76283740
>>76283757
Don't do this, we save them for new threads for new days. I know why you have, but you know...

>>76283908
Klopp is planning to forfeit each game by not fielding anybody?

>>76283740
>Borussia Dortmund and Chelsea are set to test Celtic's resolve with moves for £30m-rated striker Moussa Dembele, 20. (Daily Record)

If true, probably means Costa is 100% staying, although I think that is fairly obvious now.

Why isn't Pup signing expensive players? Is he scared?

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>>76284126
>Dembele & Dembele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkGtGt1L6iU

What about Lacazette though?

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OK, for real though, where is Perisic going?

>>76284159
he broke the record for most expensive GK ever a few days ago

>>76284203

Yeah that's what MLS clubs need, longer travel times.

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>>76284226
Fuck, wrong Untitled

Was Szczesny actually elite for Roma? He was dodgy when he was at Arsenal.