MLB General Thread: Funny Soler Edition

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>>76269747
MARINERS!
MORE INJURIES TO OUR BEST PLAYERS!

Best sport, best league.

>>76269747
Soler should take his ass back to the Cusb. We only want winners here in Kansas City.

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>another general dedicated to a useless and irrelevant player
Didn't that negro get his first hit until mid may????

Am I the only who think Francisco Lindor is going to have a terrible injury and regret not cashing in those 100+ million he was offered? Has he done anything of note since the world series????

>everyone is watching apehoop
>no one cares about pooholes

>>76270053
Poor Pooholes. Did he hit number 600 yet?

>>76270053
its cool to see historic stuff like that but i really dont want to watch an angels twins game

>>76269918
Well he has 12 HRs with a .275/.344/.535 line in 2 months if that's what you're asking

>>76270053
>Watching apehoop
They can't even claim they have good finals anymore. Looks like basedball is still the only sport with parity.

Btw, the Angels just hit into a triple play in the 4th inning.

>>76270614
Uh lol? They should trade Trout and contract the franchise.

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1stros

>>76270614
filtered again

M I K E
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T R O U T
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B O O B S
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>when the booth picks up the lushes

>>76271168
This guy gets it

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be a shitcongo cube brehs

lmao

Late night b/a/seball is the patrician edition /mlb/

Carly Rae Jepsen is a goddess and as an Astros fan, I'm not scared to say it

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>>76269813
MARINYAS!

>>76271415
>3D

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>15th in stolen bases

>>76271415
Ain't she from Tampa???? That bitch is mad ugly. Looks like a 7th grader who never hit puberty. Alcohol fetal syndrome looking ass bitch.

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What is mad Jason going to do now that he has total job security?

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Suck my dick senpai im writing this blog entry, like, subscribe, smash that (You) button
>playing THE SHOW
>ranked seasons
>horrible lag against this one guy
>worst ive ever experienced
>random 30 seconds between pitches
>ground out and shows guys walking all the way to dugout
>fly balls shows a catch and then an instant replay cause lag
>after 2nd, tied 0-0, i offer friendly quit cause of lag
>he declines
>i get 2nd and 3rd 1 out
>he offers friendly quit
>fuck u faggot its on now, i decline
>go up 1-0
>he ties next inning
>i give up a dinger down 2-1
>bottom of the ninth and 2 outs
>slap single with Goldschmidt
>pinch run Villar
>steal second
>Seager hits a ground out to the SS for last out
>bad throw as it pulls the first baseman off bag
>Villar never stops running and scores
>i know he's mad and will throw a FB right down middle
>crush that shit for a walk off 4-2 win
>guy quits before the ball lands
>mfw

Kole Calhoun must have a huge cock

>>76271687

I am not reading that.

>>76271688
He def pounds Curry after games

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Can only go up from here!

HEY

>>76271809
HEY

>>76271733
i dont give a fuck i already got your (You)

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>>76271818
HEY

76271687

tl;dr

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>>76271809
>>76271818
>>76271847
is /mlb/, dare I say it, back?

>>76271824
I received 50+ today bro. I don't give a fuck. Give me one mroe.

Jeffery Marte should kill himself

>A*gels

lmao

>almost no Yankee fans in their gamethread today
Hmmmmm, seems quite suspicious after a blow out...

good work, tWINs

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>when mini-kershaw, Justin and Jocwitzbergstein are going to be out for 2 weeks

>>76272077
i cant wait to go to my dads crib and watch that sportsnet episode. did they really film the live ACL surgery????????

>>76272110
Yeah I'm sure they filmed the entire surgery and we may get a peek at toles 9 inch tooties role
Go giants!

>>76272121
i know you think im being facetious but i saw a shot of the camera coming into the room as the operation was beginning. dodgers are trying to get poeple to buy the sportsnet package so if they filmed an ACL surgery and showed it on television on dome discovery chanel shit everyone is picking up that package

>>76272189
No they won't as long as the channel is at the ridiculous $1.25 price per customer

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Was at game and angels lost :(

I'm sad, boys...

>>76272351
just be a dodger fan already why do this to yourself

>>76272229
>>76272234
i found it PUTOS
http://www.sportsnetla.com/shows/backstagedodgers.vOSB6Q_mStnF

no surgery shots unfortunately

>>76272356
Through the thick and the thin. I will carry my bright red #27 cross

>Astros' AAA affiliate Fresno Grizzlies down 7-2 tonight, came back and won 12-9
is it contagious?

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Mets

>>76272448
>is it contagious?
pedophilia?

How do you pronounce "1stros"? Is it "onestros" or is it "firststros" or is it "firstrows"

>>76272497
the second one

>>76272497
Unostros

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>>76272532
*checks dilson herrera's stats*

sorry we gave you a bust for bruce resdbro

>>76272559
>dilson
lmao

Sigh.

>>76272559
>dilson herrera
Who?

>>76272604
The "prospect" you were forced to take in order to get rid of Jay Bruce

>>76272609
We were robbed blind for both Frazier and Bruce so IDGAF.

>>76272626
Good front office ya got there
That Chapman trade was A+

>>76272476
the answer is yes

Factually every detoilet fan is a greasy obese autistic dicklet, which is why they worship an autistic garbo pitcher like Justin "big ol' 4 1/2 incher" Verlander. It all makes sense when you stop to think a little

>>76272721
Where did this come from?hahahahahahahahahah I'm laughing

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would you play in an /mlb/ pickup game, lads?

>>76272721
i know you're joking but i was very surprised when i saw the sex tape. i dont want to say i looked up to JV but JV to me was so cool, he threw 102 and had an adam wainwright curveball. when i saw his cock, i just didnt know what to think, he hasnt been the same man to me since that day.
JV had 102mph....it just didnt add up in my head. I was 17 and he was a triple crown + Cy Young but we had the same cock. i dont want to say i was disappointed or sad, thats some gay shit, but i couldnt look at him the same since the fappening leak. you would think JV would be packing a nice manuel ferrara cock to go with that arm. what really threw me off was his ugly mutilated tip, all dry and shit. makes me think Kate dont got that A1 pussy which is another disappointment of its own.

>>76272754
IRL? Fuck yeah.

>>76272754
I'd join in pretty much any game of pickup ball

>>76272754
I gotta play a power position though cause I'm a foot taller and five times stronger than anyone ITT

>>76272941

t. overcompensating manlet

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>>76272947
Check out my epic image edit

>>76272941
You'll get right field and you'll like it

>>76272970
Haha classic Doonesbury

>>76272973

thats marmaduke, stupid

>>76272835
not at all it's my personal experience at the revelation.

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>>76272970

>>76273006
2 things

1. Don't give manfred ideas
2. "Cricket". Fucking gross

The Yankees are an unstoppable force. Sanchez is only starting to get hot for the first time this season. Firstbase has given absolutely no production, but Greg Bird just started his rehab stint yesterday and should return in a couple weeks at most. If he hits like he did in spring training before getting injured it's game over for the rest of baseball.

>>76273042
Good. Eliminate the Astros. I read one sentence in that post. Get rid of the Astros. Everybody wants a Yankees/Dodgers WS. Do your part.

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>>76273042

*takes the mound*

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>>76273045
Forgot my image

>>76272989
Ackshuwally, it's an old style Crankshaft

Remember when the Rangers clubhouse cranked some shaft

>>76273052
>6-2, 4.12 ERA 1.340 WHIP
Not great, but not bad. He's holding up well.

>>76273056
Only Tanaka sucks.
>5-5, 6.34 ERA, 1.525 WHIP

Pineda
>6-2, 3.32 ERA, 1.039 WHIP

Severino
>4-2, 2.93 ERA, 1.076 WHIP

Montgomery
>2-4, 4.11 ERA, 1.311 WHIP

>>76273092
Yanks average 5.49 runs per game. Second behind the Nats at 5.50 runs per. Astros are third at 5.41 and the rest of baseball doesn't even come close to those three teams.

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>>76273092

>rating pitchers by wins

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>>76273177
>rating pitchers outside of a full 162 game sample size
wew wew wew

baseball lads

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>>76273664

Rank your top 1

OFFICIAL /MLB/ POWER RANKINGS

Top Tier
1. lastros
2. yankees
3. nats
4. doyers
5. rockies

Mid Tier
6. red sux
7. sneks
8. baltipoor
9. injuns
10. twins
SHIT TIER
everyone else
-POWER GAP-
>RAGS TIER
1. >rags
2. padres

>>76271513
She's a leaf

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>>76274481
>The Phillies are so bad they can't even reach the bottom of your power rankings

>>76271415
What is the relationship between the two? If you google "Carly Rae Jepsen baseball", you'll see her in a Rays jersey and then an Orange Ducks jersey when she did first pitches for them.

>>76274481
>yaks
#2
>mest not >rags tier
shit list desu senpai

>>76274481
Art Tier
whos
mets
mariners

Hitters all time #1 Peralta

Corey klubot >>76269918
EL EM AY OH
He's been the most consistent shortstop since Omar vizquel, he can hit, and play defense though, jeter could only hit

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>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.

>Trout is kill and the Anglels are still playing

For what purpose

>>76275225
Pujols has to get 600

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Ummm I thought the Mets were supposed to be good????

No good ballplayer has ever had an "-anky" suffix on his nickname

>>76275542
"Stanky" Stan Musial

>>76269918
I think it's surprising anyone would choose Lindor over Correa.

Speaking of which, Astros v Rangers series starts today. Prepare for shitposting

>>76275955
Why would we prepare for shitposting? There wasn't any Astros shitposting last year or any year before that.
What's new this year?

>>76271994
They all got banned lol

>>76276194

you lads have daylight savings?

>>76276213
Yeah but at different times to you

26 March and 29 October, which gives one glorious week when everything american is on an hour earlier

>disastros

>>76276194
Because of Old Bay, all of our THICC posters and qt posters got banned.

>>76273065
mention this to any >rags fan on twitter and you will witness meltdowns, kek

>ragstros

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For me, it's the Cleveland Individually-wrapped-chocolate-treats-sold-in-bookstores

>>76278045

this is a bad tweet. delete your account.

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>>76278095
You're a bad tweet. Delete your life.

>>76278131

jesus, and i thought my reply was bad...

Thoughts?

http://www.12up.com/posts/4148459-vote-which-mlb-team-has-the-most-obnoxious-fans?a_aid=36534

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>>76278232
Your thought was correct; your reply was horrible.

>>76278276
>the whos are in 4th despite being irrelevant and last in attendance

Huh?

>>76278388
It's not a coincidence that the picture shown is a Sox fan shitting on Cubs fans, nor that this article was written right after the latter won a WS

>>76278276
Where are the Cusb lifelongs? These must be pictures taken after the 6th inning when the lifelongs have already left.

>>76278557
Sounds like a Dodgers game

>>76278276
>everyone voting against the most successful franchises

Yawn

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>>76278598

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damn, i knew some of the rockies were having a good year but this is nuts

>>76278511
and also no cubs fans on the list either. Gee

>a huge chunk of Yankee fans got banned because Orioles fan couldn't handle the banter
What a fucking faggot fan base.

>wake up
>Cubs are still shit today
FUUUUUUUUUUCK, I don't want to go back to irrelevance even if the fan base is shit now

>Phillies don't have an off day today

God damn it, now I have to watch more of this shitshow.

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>>76279032

> now

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>>76279032
>now

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>>76279032
>now

>>76278998
Pretty pathetic. Must suck rooting for a garbage organization like the Orioles who only exist to service Yankee fans living in the capital region.

>yaks say they've all been banned
>have been doing nothing but shitting up the general

If only they were banned.

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>>76279032
>now

>>76279230
We're the callups.

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>>76279032
>Now

>>76279230
Orioles fans have been bragging about it all weekend, as if being unable to handle banter is something to be proud of. Probably the most pathetic fan base on this board, outside of Cubs and Dodgers fans.

mike's on he's ready to go...

one player is hitting
.326 AVG .427 OBP .680 SLG 1.107 OPS

the other who is supposedly a "star" is hitting
.211 AVG .289 OBP .407 SLG .696 OPS

..damn

>>76279032

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V1cf5dCL7I

>>76279474
Machado is too mentally weak to handle NY. 2018 off seasons the Yanks will sign Harper to 400 gorillion dollars over 10-12 years and stick him in left field. Judge will eventually move to DH as his gigantic alien body breaks down at the age of 30. Then Harper will shift back to right field and Clint Frazier will play in left.

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>>76279032
>now

>>76279230
Red Sox false flags again

>>76279991
>Sux defending Yaks

What a confused world we live in

>>76279293
>posting loads of pictures of fat girls and talking about the army
>"banter"
yeah sure

Even before the bans you all vanished whenever there was anything in the game to discuss.

>>76280382

that's the coastie mentality for you

>>76279092
>>76279140
>>76279209
>>76279247
>>76279275
>>76279520
>>76279715
Okay, somehow more shit at this present moment than it has been historically.
Is that better for you autists?

>>76280496

bro you'd have to be autistic NOT to know that cub "fans" have always been toxic

THE CUBS ARE GREAT AND THEIR RECORD DOESNT MATTER

CUBS FAN SINCE 2015

I CRY WHEN YOURE ALL MEAN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>cubes

>>76280520
It's just normal to me, but yeah it's always been bad.

>>76280533
>>76280609
Reee leave us alone we good boys

No Cards@Csub thread?

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>>76280675
Cusb haven't had a thread in a while, I think. A lot of the bandwagon seems to have left already.

On the positive side there's no thread for you to help shit up besides this already terrible general.

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>>76280701

I'm the 2nd best poster after DG. Take that back.

>>76280723
Even you and pissboi have the honor of not being mo

Daily reminder the Shitcongo Pisscups are fraudulent and the drug tests WILL be released

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Jays?

>>76280723
AJ is shit and looks like a fucking idiot in that pic

>>76280802
That's one funny face.

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elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat

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>>76280847
*strikes you out*

heh, nothing personnel kid

>>76280864
Don't reply to me ever again. I still owe the mob money after losing the World Series thanks to your shit team.

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Fucking Jerk-O taking the weekend off for "paternity leave" when he's hitting well. Tell that bitch to hold it in, taking this series in Fagville will pretty much be the final curbstomping the cusb can take, Then they could just focus on the broors.

Hahahaha the Cubicles are fucking terrible, what happened to their pilates contact, ran out of the stuff? They thought they'd try a season without it?

CUSBTFO

>>76280864
*allows 5 earned runs per 9 innings*

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>>76280972
*brings back 5 cover models to the penthouse suite*

>routine fly ball
>cubs fans go crazy

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*dominates the pierats*
*hands gerrit the L*

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>>76280821

2000+ hits
7th all time hits @ C
5th all time doubles @ C
3rd all time HBP(lol) @ C
8th all time Fielding % (19 seasons)
Called a No-No
Called a Perfecto
Handled a WS winning pitching staff.


yeah man, he's terrible

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>>76281019
What do you expect?

>shitcongo fans keep defending maddon

lmao

yall is casuals
maddon sucks so bad

LMAO

Scwarber confirmed to being dropped into the minors.

BUST
U
S
T

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Mad at da Stros?

>Can't field
>Can't hit
>Is a dumbfuck that hurt himself so bad he couldn't play nearly the entire season
>Miraculously heals during the worlds eries game 2

P I L A T E S

>>76281096
no they haven't done anything of note

>>76280382
>pictures of fat women
I forgot there was an autistic Brit that was getting absolutely angry at the pictures of girls.

Outside of the one guy that posts Meredith at the beginning of the games, there weren't fat girls posted
>talking about the army
Which was started by your number 1 tripfag old bay pretending he served in the military, even though he's said in the past that he's still in high school

And that still doesn't answer to the fact that your faggot brethren admitted to reporting people because they were being made fun of. If posting girls is so triggering to you that you need to report them, then 4chan probably isn't the site for you.

>>76281039
Still looks like a fucking idiot

>>76281088
Maddon is fukn retarded senpai

just because he has a ws ring he thinks hes top tier with these meme lineups

Dude is trash manager (srs)

Want to watch a game with renowned ballhawk Zack Hample? That'll cost you a small fee of just $500. No biggie, right?

http://zackhample.com/baseball_collection/watch_with_zack/FAQs.htm

>>76281181

Is Maddon a Jim Hickey(rays pitching coach since 2006) baby?

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>>76281181
When the Cubs miss the postseason and Manfred is forced to show up with the drug tests I hope Francona marches into Maddon's office and rips the ring off his finger after knocking him the fuck out

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>>76281233

would be absolutely based

>>76281208
Go away zack

>Bryant's patented boystown batting stance

Why is this allowed

that was a sweet swing, not gonna lie. some cusb idiot really needs to make a game thread

>>76281302
How gay does it look?

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>>76281039

kek, your post got me wondering. his stellar 1.8 wins a year ranks him in the rarified air of 39th all time alongside such greats as pat deasley and muddy ruel

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>>76280802

I really, really like Dee Gordon

got £500 on cardinals to win

how blacked am i

>>76281402
I remember you. You have bad luck. You just burned 500 quid. Poor bastard.

>>76281320

Shitposters welcome

>>76281417
>>76281417
>>76281417

>>76281402

m8 you should probably never ever ever bet on one single ballgame

>>76280382
>posting pictures of your team's sideline reporter and talking about the military on Memorial Day are bannable offenses
Please don't watch our sport.

>Good afternoon from Comerica Park, where Tigers general manager Al Avila is scheduled to speak with the media at 3:30 p.m.

It's over

I love you, Brad

>>76281527
Poor Tiggerleaf has to say good by to Bad Autismus.

>>76281527
Link where?

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>>76281444

Posting pictures of Meredith should be banned. She's absolutely fucking gross. A sweaty, nasty hambeast. Her next TV gig is My 600lbs life.

>>76281423
>the CUBS gamethread is filled with whos tripfag fans
>lifelongs

>#Tigers Brad Ausmus is recieving a 10-year $400M contract extension making him the highest paid man in the MLB

>#RedSox Eduardo Rodriguez going to DL with knee injury.

>>76281659
Even if it was true no one cares

>>76281659
NICE

>>76281659
So cerebral

I hope I never see a Cubs "fan" ever again. What fucking losers they are.

>#Tigers Friday's game PPD after contaminated water found in Comerica, multiple players sick

>>76281802
Hopefully one of them is latoddunn.

>>76281836
Sorry it's not.

I don't know if anyone else saw MLB central but Derek Holland is a legit sperg

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>>76281927
Hopefully some other team will take him off us come deadline time

>>76281802

>It's another White Sox/Tigers PPD by liquid episode

Those two always find a way against each other

béisból

rip my £500

>>76282150
I told you, betanon. I TOLD YOU. Never bet on single games.

>>76281374
Fuck you Tyler Flowers is elite

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>>76281035
Please beat the pie rats but not Cole. I want him to do really well and the team to let him down.

>>76281096
based LMJ

βέιζβολ

>>76282688
What am I looking at here? Temperature of the average game?

>>76282721
average fan actually

>>76282721
Yeah

>>76282688
didn't know atl was so hot I can't even imagine how it feels with the humidity there

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>Player and Pitcher of the month

feels cozy tbqh

>>76282850
When is the next Katrina coming to wipe your swamp "town" out?

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>>76282870
I ban Katarina every game, or just counter her with Kennen

>>76282900
Could you speak English you illeterate Southern fuck?

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>>76282850
>we might even get another rally tarp episode tonight
nice

>>76282850
>celebrating regular season accomplishments

congrats, you're the doyers now

>>76282967
wow rude

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>>76282850
Who got rookie of the month?

>>76282915
Not a word I said wasn't English doeee

>>76282952
We're gunna get one helluva pitching matchup tho

>>76282993
Congrats on it, he earned it!

>methinals
>de city of basedgayjay

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tfw 2 game losing streak

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>>76282967
>al pitcher and played of the month in any way comperable to this
Fucking lol. Don't disrespect Kershaw in that manner.

>>76283083
A Brit who likes the Dodgers? Interesting, I wouldn't figure a European would like a West Coast team because of the time zone differences...

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>>76283166
I am an IE fag who moved for work

>>76283181
Okay. I like the Inland Empire. Is Chino Hills a part of the IE?

>>76283181
>being so beta you let your company displace you to anywhere that's not 'merica

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this is our year

>>76283209
What do you expect from the sinking barrios of LA?

>>76283251
>Los Angeles 2017
>barrios
lol

>>76283002
I saw today Darvish is like 0-3/4.30 or something in his last 7 starts against >us, so it should be fun. Plus they've showed they can win against top starters (Kluber, Verlander, Fulmer, Santana, etc.), so (Yu) isn't going to be as dominant against >us as he has been in the past. I'm excited.

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>>76283311
I'm lookin forward to it, gunna be a heated series, even though >we could get swept and still be 9 games ahead of them

>>76283311
>>76283348

Fuck the >rags

>>76283348
Yu DarGOD is your daddy just like every ""man"" in Houston.

>>76283277
Los Angeles 19-- to 20-- is a hovel

>>76283358
Fuck Texas Tech and Houston. I live in Amarillo and if you are in Lubbock I will drive to your house and give you an old-fashioned ass WHOOPIN' your mama obviously never did.

>>76283358
That's the spirit!!

>>76283381

>I live in Amarillo

I am so sorry for you, you're in my prayers man

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what went wrong?

>>76283155
how many NLCS mvps?

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>>76283359
this triggers the (yu)

>>76283397
I like it here. Fuck you.

>>76283455
Actually not really. I'm just a falseflagger, Mr. Leaf.

Tonight, the Lastros finally come back down to earth. Kuechel will be exposed, Odor will homer twice. We will win the series.

>>76283593
>said the increasingly nervous Rangers fan for the 20th time this season

I hate the Lastros too but they're good. The best thing to do is concentrate on a WC.

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who homers today?

call your homeruns for the day and ill link you to the nudes

>>76283639
Albert Pujols

>>76283639
I can see a generic naked girl?
Do you realize we are on the internet right now?

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>>76283639
Go back to /b/ bro. You post the set of gtfo. Bellinger homers today though. He's been due for a while.

>>76283704
Ew where's the penis?

um excuse me but you seem to have posted a lovely pusy! imagine to touch it!

>>76283704
this sounds like dg

dg that you?

>>76283704
I love Arby's

>yfw the Jays pick up Sam Dyson

think of the memes

>>76283704
Delicious

>>76283852
Do you really want to ruin your team's season like that after they just clawed their way back to .500?

>>76283882
it depends, do I really want Mike Bolsinger and J.P. Howell in my postseason bullpen?

>>76283838
That's a perfectly normal looking vajay.

>>76283895
Well now that you put it that way you really are having to make a difficult decision.

>>76283895
>jays
>postseason

>>76283927
>he doesn't know the jays will be WC2

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>>76283962
>mfw wc2 beats the astros

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Who's your favorite Negro Leaguer /mlb/?

For me, it's Monte Irvin, the best Newark Eagle

>>76284061
I don't know too many of the Negro Leaguers (was well before my time) so I'll go with an obvious choice: the great Satchel Paige.

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>>76284061
Satchel Paige by a mile

He could have been the GOAT MLB pitcher of his era if given the chance to play early on.

Kershaw gets 2000k tonight? or did he make it already. last start i watched against cubbies he had 4 left b4 getting pulled after giving 3 HRs

>>76284093
>>76284121
Satchel was so good that even in his late 40s, he was an excellent pitcher.

SF Giants vs PHI Phillies (#1 of 3)

7:05 PM ET | 4:05 PM PT

>>76284162
>>76284162
>>76284162

>>76284188
two time all star at 45 and 46, had a career 9.0 WAR in the bigs even though he only played 5 seasons as a reliever and sometimes starter.

He even got a strikeout at 58 years old in that one game he played with the Kansas City A's. imagine being an MLB player striking out to a 58 year old pitcher.

>>76284251
If baseball had been desegregated 10-15 years earlier he would have been one of the greatest pitchers in MLB history. He is though even if he only played a few years though.

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>>76284061

slight off topic.

but the Negro League Museum is KC is actually a pretty cool visit. I usually go there every 3 years(I visit KC yearly to visit my best friend and see a Sox road series). It's on the way to Arthur Bryant's BBQ if you're coming from downtown.

whos vs detoilet where?

mest-pierats
>>76284506
>>76284506
>>76284506

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Joel Sherman just said Verlander and J. Wilson to Houston desu

>>76284526
>he lets the bitch drive

>>76284572

>Driving yourself to the game

He's in the fuckin zone

>>76284572
How would she be taking a picture and driving?

>>76284502

>>76284625

>8 pitch leadoff AB ending in a homer
Thanks again Seattle

>>76284669
>taking a picture and driving
So I take it that you've never been on Facebook or Instagram.

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>rags vs /a/stros weather delay

>>76284754
Fuck you and fuck Rice you stupid avatarfagging gumball.

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>>76284793

>>76284814
Just kidding.

>>76284754

They dont have a retractable roof?

lmao dallass

>>76284878
They dont have food on their table?

lmao Pooston

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>>76278998
give me more of your salt whore

>>76284897
Holy shit, the Japanese are some fucked up people.

>>76284889

There's more than enough food in all of Texas.

Have you seen hwo fat these fuckers are?