Official /mlb/ general - regular season accomplishments edition

I think we're all forgetting something here

>Yaks

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>tfw all your possible trade pieces are destroying their value day by day

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>Stadiums don't boost the local economy

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Anyone have any spare pitchers?

>>76287534
Fourth for why is kershit so good but so bad?

in b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals pants guy

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>four active Kershaw generals
Nice

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>>76287570
Jose Quintana

He had a perfect game going for 6 innings against the WBC championship America team. You know you want him.

Postseason ERA for NL starting pitchers >1 GS:

Matt Cain: 2.10
Madison Bumgarner: 2.11
Kyle Hendricks: 2.38
Noah Syndergaard: 2.42
Jon Lester: 2.63
Jacob deGrom: 2.88
Adam Wainwright: 3.03
Matt Harvey: 3.04
Carlos Martinez: 3.24
John Lackey: 3.27
Matt Moore: 3.33
Matt Garza: 3.48
Bartolo Colon: 3.49
Zack Greinke: 3.55
Jake Arrieta: 3.64
Steven Matz: 3.68
Max Scherzer: 3.74
Tanner Roark: 3.86
Gio Gonzalez: 3.93
Gerrit Cole: 3.94
Jaime Garcia: 3.94
Michael Wacha: 4.08
Rich Hill: 4.50
Lance Lynn: 4.50
Johnny Cueto: 4.54
>>>>>>>>>>Clayton Kershaw: 4.55
Bronson Arroyo: 4.60
Edinson Volquez: 5.35
Jeremy Hellickson: 5.40
Kenta Maeda: 6.75

What's with all of these pitchers sitting out with blisters?

Back in my day pitchers would pitch until their bloody fingers fell off. It built character

>>76287604

fuck off, dad

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More fans show up to Kershaw's 15 home starts in LA than fans that show up to 81 of Cleveland's home-games.

Is this most most cerebral fact of the year?

>matt harvey

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Do you guys think Utah will ever get a team?

>>76287626
Is Mormonism a sport?

>booers closers

>>76287534
Serious question: what has Kershaw accomplished in the postseason?
He's one of the greatest pitchers ever, of course
How many trophies has he helped his team win?

>>76287534
(You)

>>76287649
see
>>76287602
In the regular season he is the best pitcher in baseball.
In the playoffs he is a deluxe Bronson Arroyo.

>>76287626
No. The Jazz only barely get enough attendance to make staying worth it.

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>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my ankle hurts
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

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Time to play spot the Kershit

>>76287613
>the shitty of leaveland ohio

>he is STILL obsessed with posey

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no windians

>>76287669

you'd literally need to go to go to pornhub to find more cuckold material than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcilJfkzW6w

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First for yucky pitches

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>dodgers tie the game with a grandal homer and a joke have kike @2B with one out.

Jansen time.

Lice me a Kershaw general.

>>76287691
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>76287703
That's not good pitching, the whos just suck

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>>76287691
Based Smooth had a good game tho

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>Lice me

>>76287686
>only DG memes on busted pussy
why are you so psychologically frail?

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1stros

Brian McCann just stole 2nd on the >rags btw

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>no Kershaw loss
feels good mayne

>>76287736

Jesus

How do you let that fatass steal?

>pissboi false-flagging now

He just sinks to a lower level

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>Boston

Notice how /mlb/ never talks about Kershaw's good postseason starts

Then they always include his post season starts from when he was 20 and 21 years old

And then instead of celebrating his 19 innings and 0.47 ERA in 2013 they only look at 4 IP, 7 ER (Dodgers scored 0 runs that game)

Then in 2014 we fail to look at Puig striking out with a man on 3rd and we discredit Kershaw's quality start in G4

Then in 2015 on a 3-2 count Pedro Baez gives up a single which now counts for Kershaw (QUALITY START) and in G4 he literally went 7 IP, 1 R

2016 - Was injured half the season so that's why he struggled in games they won, then one of the greatest baseball moments happens and he gets the save (iconic). 7 2-hit innings in G1 but no everyone looks at his game 6 start where the DODGERS SCORED 0 (ZERO) runs

Yes, it's a proxy. Don't respond.

>>76287752
Keep in mind Darvish was pitching, but it still wasn't even close

>jimmy nelson outdueling kershaw
doth mine eyes deceivith me

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>>76287725
>mfw dg always gets credit for my posts

>>76287775
Hello newfriend

>>76287613
More Cleveland Indians played in the World Series last postseason than all Doyers players for the past 28 years.

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>going to the WS and losing in epic fashion is an accomplishment to Leaveland fans
>haven't won a WS in like 70 years

>>76287792
Top kek

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and the 2017 worlds eries champions.... your Miami Marlins

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MARINERS!

>>76287813

Wow I thought that was just me.

>>76287814
Top kek

>>76287813
go to bed canada

>>76287792
This probably sounded better in your head.

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IDEA:

>MLB Expands to 46 teams
>Top 30 play in the top league
>Bottom 16 play in 2nd league
>After the conclusion of the season the bottom 4 teams get relegated to the 2nd league while the top 4 of the 2nd league get promoted
>Expansion teams begin play in the 2nd league
>Expansion teams: Portland, Las Vegas, Vancouver, Montreal, Utah, Mexico City, Indianapolis, North Carolina, Tennessee, Brooklyn. Orlando, New Orleans, Buffalo, Jacksonville, Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Sacramento

>>76287792
Damn

We got told hard. That motherfucker just ruined kowboy kershaw image

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>Boyd optioned to Toledo

F.

>>76287792
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PISSBOI

>>76287861
no
with that many teams the lower league will pretty much just be aaa players

>>76287861
Skimmed right through that post and Im here to tell you that you're better off paying OOTP or whatever simulation you're on because this is real life and none of those things will happen.

>>76287861
Why?

>>76287894
Because teams with poor ownership should suffer rather than rake in cash.

>mfw brewers might have blown what would otherwise be a chance to go up a game in the division

>>76287861
Is that koshien dirt?

Cause I'd hit that if you know what i mean

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>the triggered state of this samefagging leaveland ""fan""

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>the current state of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim baseball club

>>76287626
I spent a lot of my childhood in Utah, moved to Colorado in my mid-teens. I was coincidentally always a Rockies fan. I thought that the Rockies were the team closest to Utah, especially considering that the rocky mountains are in your backyard if you live in Salt Lake. I do know that everybody in Utah roots for the Red Sox because they had a Mormon pitcher in the 90s or some shit like that.

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>>76287984
Isn't Bruce supposed to be a Mormon? Or is he too outside the circle?

>>76287984
The Buzz, the minor-league Utah team is affiliated with the Angels. I guess it would kind of make sense for Itahms to be Angels fans.

Since when is Baez a good relief pitcher?

>>76287792
Lel

>>76288025
Over the last 90IP

>>76287570
Jason Vargas might be available for Sheffield and Adams my good man

>>76287792
>2 (two) Cleveland pitchers including Kluber started through a world series all the way to one of the best game 7s of all time, and no one thought they could even get through the division series
>a fully rested Dodgers squad and fully rested Kershaw couldn't make it a whole LCS series

Actually did made me think.

>>76288005
I remember playing basketball a whole lot as a kid. It's a big deal in Utah. Mormons are particularly into basketball because they have a court in all of their churches. You won't see a lot of Mormons in other sports.

>Matt Harvey
>5 IP, 6 ER

>>76287792
B E R L I N

W
A
L
L

My cup is the size of Altuve's head

who /mlbnetwork/ here?

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>tismspin

>>76287984
I am Rockies fan as well and try to go Buzz games when I can but it's just not the same. I really like living in SLC but the mormons are overwhelming sometimes

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>Going to the world series and losing is something to brag about in the murder city of Leaveland Ohio
>haven't won a WS in 70+ years or someshit
Lol you aren't SF. You can't meme if you haven't won. It sound so fucking triggered.

Also
>Kershaw making four short rest starts and a save with 22 hours rest is fully respected.
>2016 dodgers being the most injuries team of all time is being rested

>Leaveland
>0 WS in 70 years

>>76288103
If I was the ump I'd call every single pitch a ball after that no matter how terrible the call is

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>>76288102
Always

>>76288102
I mostly just watch MLB Tonight and Quick Pitch. Don't really care for High Heat or Intentional Talk

Hey, DG...
>multiple

>>76288157
>implying the designated fat ass would do anything
Get out of here SJW. We don't need you fucks telling us not to fat shame.

>>76288144

i only watch from about 6pm ET which is 8am here so i usually get whatever game is on and mlb tonight. i'll watch 20 minutes of quick pitch in the afternoon just to catch up. i like the banter between the guys on mlb tonight

Have the Cleveland Indians really gone 90 years without a championship?

This can't be true..... they won the AL CENTRAL just last year.

>>76288103
>>76288131
topkek

>>76288190
>9
Sorry, piss fingers

Dodgers/brewers going at least 18 innings

>its a beautiful day lets play 2

Mauer, good play!

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>>76288204
He's extremely triggered by Kluber.

I like the Klubes though, he's a good guy.

marquez why....

>2 run homer for the padres

>>76288225
Jesus christ.

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>>76288204
I made a comment about the Cleveland bullpen being inherited-runners-scoring-central and their offense being vastly overrated by 3 weeks in October they took offense to it. It's funny. Zero WS in 90 years but somehow that's more of an accomplishment than not winning a WS in 30. It's funny. Now they try to push this meme that I don't like kluber when I've been a fan for a long time. It's hilarious to see the mental gymnastics.


>90 FUCKING YEARS WITHOUT A WS.
>"B- BUT AT L-LEAST WE GOT A PARTICIPATION APEARANCE".
jahajajajakakakajaakakajajkakaja

>>76288190
>>76288298
>90

Only pissboi is this stupid

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it's national doughnut day gents

so it's been 89? 86? 75 years?
HAHAHA JAJAJAJA SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED TO CORRECT ME THAT YOU WON'T EVEN RESPOND.

THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE. That's it's the longest drought that 90 years wouldn't even make a different

>Trying to watch the Padres game
>Rockies stream
>Talking up the Doughnut Bar in SD

For as much as away announcers try and not hype up the opposing team I've never seen another teams announcer's have anything bad to say about SD.

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Since when did this become the /dg/ general?

>>76288351
2015

>>76288351
Leaveland has to respond to everything since it's been 96 years since their last WS championship. But hey at least they tried right? That's just as good as winning right?

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>tfw only 14 years since a world eries win.

>>76288225

Can anyone explain their bankruptcy debacle in detail to me, and by in detail I mean tell it to me in a comical way.

>cold war era team spends a shitload of money
>goes bankrupt, owner ousted
>cold war era team spends even more money
>BTFO'd by mid market STL two years in a row
>cold war era team spends even more more money
>still loses

while the dodgers failure is funny, i rather see them win 10 WSs in a row than ever see the cusb win one again. also fuck the giants, they're a bunch of fags, i'll root for LA/AZ any day over the team that ruined the home plate collision

>>76288225
>spending more than the annual GDP of some small nations to NOT make one WS in over a generation is an accomplishment for pissbrain

Try to defend this. You can't.

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W I N Y A L S !!
Another easy breeze-by CGSO against a clearly inferior team! WOW lol that is classic WINYALS baseball

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>>76288376
>2002 was 15 years ago
kill me lads

>>76288351
You ready to suffer watching the Kings blow it AGAIN this year?

>>76288384
>winning

They have to win a fucking pennant first. Even Leaveland could do that in less than 20 years with an infinitesimally smaller budget and in the no-free-outs league.

>Going to the World Series and losing is considered banter on /sp/ in 2017 to teams with 96 year championship draughts

>>76288390
>race for Beer
Congrats, you played yourselves

>draughts
Spelling, like math, is hard.

>Men who are 6'6" in height have an average penis length of 6.5-7.1 inches.

So.....how BIG is Aaron Judge?

>>76288417
Lol does beating the Indians even COUNT as a major league victory ?

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PADS GONNA PAD

Thank you based solarte

WHY IS MARQUEZ STILL IN THE FUCKING GAME

>it's a fucking dodger/kershaw/dg general because leaveland can't handle the banter
who is to blame? think long and hard

CODY MOTHERFUCKING BELLINGOD

>>76288450
It's a roylels fan falseflagging now, still trying too be relevant

>>76288444
Because he has pitched well besides a few mistakes, the game is still close, an you always have to think about tomorrow. If every game was managed as "pitcher is throwing bad, replace him" you'd have no arms by August.

>>76288481
he's given up 6 runs lol

76288377
This nigga follows two teams religiously becausd a fat domincan that isnt even on the team anymore and loathes them played for them

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>>76288472
False this flag joyboy
go home and get your fucking shine box

>>76288469
You ready to watch the Kings suck this year?

>>76288492
Yes, two 2 run homers. Pitcher is this top of the inning and the manager didn't want to waste an arm for an out or two when he would've been pinch hit for. Without the final 2 run blast he would've had a respectable 4 earned run night in 5 full innings of pitching.

>>76288507
not that guy but shut up faggot Buddy Hield is going to blow the lid off the NBA

>>76288498
Suck my dick and tell me how much you like it flyover faggot

No one invited you hear

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Devin Meso fucking raco!

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Holy shit your team's top prospects look so fucking cute

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The one and only Neftali Feliz just gave up the go-ahead homer to Cody BellingGOD in the top of the 12th inning.


I'd like to thank all the triggered Leaveland fans for your energy and support.

Hopefully your 93 year championship dry-spell runs out within the next millennium

<3333

>>76288507
>>76288398
You said this twice without even realizing the season is already over this year for the kings.

>>76288528
Relax will you for crying what's got into you I'm only kidding you
I'm breaking your balls a little bit that's all

>>76288530
>>76288524
>>76288492
>>76288481
>>76288469
>>76288444
>>76288441
>>76288254
>>76288246
>>76288235
go to your gamethreads

>>76288225
how in the fuck..?

>leaveland

>rags

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god damnit broors

>doyers

>kansass shitty

>can'tada

>not winning a league title is an actual accomplishment to the doyers

>>76288551
Please direct me to the Padres vs. Rockies game thread

>>76288591
>spending almost $3 billion while not winning a league title is an actual accomplishment to the doyers

>>76288592
It doesn't exist because neither of your shit teams have fans.

Why is DG called pissboi?

Mad assed samefagging tripfag RP incoming

>>76288617
Well since there's no game thread I'll continue posting my mlb business in here and you can kindly shut the fuck up

>>76288627
Who's the faggot who keeps posting?

>>76288634
I assumed we were all faggots

>>76288592
>>76288617
make one yourself
if it doesnt exist its because your teams are shit and no one cares so i dont know why you think the general cares

>>76288639
We are. But I want to know the exact one.

>>76288647
You.

>>76288650
But you're me.

>>76288655
Now we understand.

Did we just witness the world's first QUINTUPLE false flag?

Which MLB team should be a fan?

What do you recommend?

this is it #600 right here

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This is DG speaking. I changed my mind, I'm actually in love with Kluber, who is clearly the superior pitcher that pitches for a team that actually at least has been to a WS since the Berlin Wall, I'm not a false flag.

>>76288670
i assumed there was atleast one at all times

>dont respond to costa rica

>>76288684
Rays

>>76288685
Is this the number of Rockies fans before 2017?

Watching Pujols try to make it to first base is sad.

>>76288685
>you

>>76288695
Why should I be a fan of the Rays?

>>76288685
>me

>>76288693
pissboi lives in your head and this post just screams triggered

>>76288696
It's the number of how many billions the Dodgers will spend before their next pennant

>>76288684
Dubs dodgers
Triples Oakland
Quadruple tigers

>>76288693
lol imagine being this upset on the internet

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This is DG speaking. I changed my mind, I'm actually in love with Bumgarner, who is clearly the superior pitcher that pitches for a team that actually at least has been to a WS since the Berlin Wall, I'm not a false flag.

>>76288716
I prefer the most losers, and without any future Teams

DG who would you be willing to give up for Tulo?

This is Bryce speaking. Where's my ring?

>>76288693
>>76288729
Thank you for your honesty, DG.

>>76288740
Tulo playing for the dodgers would probably push me over the edge

>>76288748
Sam and Frodo defend their BL shounen

>>76288748
>>76288754
relax famalam, this is for fantasy

>>76288733
Tigers , Padres , Indians , rays , Marlins , rangers , astros , Baltimore , pirates , blue jays , brewers , twins , mariners are your new team my man

Sadistic? Tigers watch them get close only to lose and get you hard as a rock for TEASING you

Masochistic? Mariners by far

>>76288754
I got over Tulo after he called the Rockies a "country club" team

>>76288740
Dodgers dont need or want Tulo but if you want we'll give you aegon and a few vintage pogs

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>>76288733
The Leaveland Indians haven't won a WS in 92 years so maybe start there?

But they got to the WS and lost? Maybe they have a lot of promise in the future?

99 years though.... that's a long time without a championship.

>>76288772
until we can make it through a season without a collapse ill disagree with tulo

The Dodgers played with a lot of heart that game. Not even an LAD fan, but that was a great game.

>Their outfielders didn't make any devastating errors on nearly routine flyballs that fucked over the team.

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>>76288769
Why are you replying to that guy stop making us look bad newfag

>>76288769
the only advantage of the Mariners is that they are the laughing and shame of Seattle

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>>76288747
You're welcome, it's good to be honest with myself.

Also, I changed my mind, again, I'm actually in love with Max as well, who is clearly the superior pitcher to Kershaw that pitches for a team that actually at least has been to a WS since the Berlin Wall, I'm not a false flag.

>>76288769
I forgot to add the los angeles doyers so them too if you like being punished

>>76288782
Just trying to be helpful my nig

>DG roleplay is now a thing
>all of this because injuns couldn't handle the banter

Somehow DG is to blame for being the trigger-king

Your third-season awards?

MVP?
Cy Young?

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Can the Indians just run away with the division already?

I was told they have the best pitching in the American League and that Francisco Lindor is an MVP candidate

Hurry up because you guys are the "class" of the division

>>76288781
26 fucking strikeouts man

But still give it up for Nelson tho he pitched a gem for the brewers. Only against clayton fucking kershaw can you have a 10+k/0 bb game and still not get the win.

>>76288823
Bellinger/Kershaw
Trout/Santana or Vargas

It is June. When do we start taking memes like the Brewers, Twins and Rockies seriously?

>>76288824
now thats a good memory

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>>76288795
Sure you did
Not even a dodger fan but their time is due and only reason I didn't put the cubs is becsuse they will be contending for at least the next 4 years if they fix their pitching next year

>>76288823
Kershaw
Kershaw
Kershaw
Kershaw
Bellinger

>>76288835
No players from the team with the best record in the majors?

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>>76288827

Poor Brad. He just looks absolutely disgusted.

>>76288852
Nobody is better than Trout and nobody is pitching better than Santana and Vargas.

Nobody is better than Harper or Bellinger and nobody is better than Kershaw

>>76288852
Bour

>>76288844
Another reply. You can't resist can't you? It's like a trigger???

76288888
Nice digits.

>>76288873
>Santana
>advanced stats

He just got hammered by the team I'm talking about. Meanwhile, Kuechel is about to win his 9th game with another 6 inning shut out. Can't see how he's not at least in the discussion.

>>76288909
Uhhhh am I been hacked from this PHP injection?

>>76288907
He's not better than Santana. He's not better than Vargas. This is why nobody likes disastro fans. You're annoying as shit and can't accept that other players are doing better despite a lesser record. Kike is third behind both Santana and Vargas. Who is it thew a CGSO against Leaveland. Idk if that's an accomplishment or not but it's a shutout.

>>76288823
NL MVP: Zimmerman
NL Cy Young: Kershaw

AL MVP: Judge
AL Cy Young: Keuchel

How is it that DG jerks off to pitcher stats he seems fair but doesn't acknowledge the only one that really matters, the rings stat?

Why does Clayton Kershaw being a good pitcher trigger the obnoxious users of /mlb/

>>76288909
Just give up nobody wants to watch your shitty video

https://youtu.be/X4JuBmzjNsE

Now here's a video worth watching

>>76288923
Kuechel has on Santana:

>fewer runs allowed
>after tonight's game a better ERA
>fewer walks allowed
>More strikeouts
>more wins
>after tonight's game, a better WHIP
Stay mad

>>76288923
Santana walks too many guys.

How is Clayton Kershit a good pitcher if he hasn't even played for a ring let alone won one?

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>“When I was with Kansas City, it was a team, I think, it was a very happy bunch because we had a lot of players from the Dominican,” Cueto said through Spanish interpreter Erwin Higueros in April. “The same with Cincinnati. But here, it’s different. As Latins, we like to get together kind of loud, and be a happy bunch. But here, you look around and everyone is on their own, just sitting at their locker, very quiet, just by themselves. That’s just how they are.”

WHITE PEOPLE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

WHITE PEOPLE INCAPABLE OF PLAYING GOOD BASEBALL

WHITE PEOPLE INCAPABLE OF HAVING FUN

>>76288976
luh u miss u thanks for the ring

This faggot just said the man who is top 2 in ERA, WHIP, BA, OBP, SLG, OPS, and is 9-0 has no chance at the Cy Young lmao

>>76288976
Is pissboi a race trader? I thought you were white.

>>76288976
>through Spanish interpreter
Maybe people would talk to him if they could fucking understand each other.

>>76289002
Sure worked out for verlander huh?

>>76289028
Verlander didn't have Bawwwwwwwstin media and >muh wins or be on the best team

>>76289027
Most players speak conversational English, especially someone who has been in the league as long as Cueto. For an interview of course he wants an interpreter so he doesn't say something wrong.

>rags

>marlels

I guess DFAing Dyson didn't fix their pitching

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FIRSTROS

I just want you guys to imagine for a moment (each separately):

What if baseball scrapped its current minor league system and went on to make a promotion and relegation system? Instead of teams being affiliated with each other, teams can be reassigned to different classes based on performance.

What if the world series was a tournament between the AL, NL, NPB, and LMB?

What if the DH was for one player per game, so once you take that player out (such as a starting pitcher), you don't have a DH? One might want to save the DH for the closer, or use it on a position player for whatever reason.

Joe Mauer has a 4 hit game

is this 2007?

Jesus Toronto's haulin ass
Get em

>>76289119

I am 100% fine with them giving npb and top latin leagues team a playoff spot.

It would be fun for like 2 years then every good team would get raped though, well... worse than they are now

THE SAN FAGCISCO GIANTS ARE TOO WHITE AND THATS WHY THEY SUCK (COCK, LOL)

Current spics on the roster
Johnny Cueto
Eduardo Nunez
Orlando Calixte
Gorkys Hernandez

One nigger
Denard Span

The rest are white boiz who have no fun and suck cock as baseballers

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>So you wouldn't consider Kuechel for Cy Young if the season ended right now?

>"Fuck no idiot fuck off"

>Why? If you check the sta...

>"God fucking Astros fans are delusional Santana is way better fuck off"

>LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS

>>76289164

>santana's ERA is only higher now because he had to play the astros and kikelel doesnt

lmao

>ragstros

>>76289164
Who are you quoting?

>>76289002
>no chance at CYA
who are you quoting?

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>>76289261
>ragstros

>twins still in first
I'm feeling it

>>76289179
But they won

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>>76289025

DG is the biggest beaner here, but he's my favorite beaner. If someone yelled "LA MIGRA!!!" at a Dodger game and all of "them" stampeded out of the exit, I'd let him hide in my spare tire well so he could avoid the raid and keep shitposting about the Giants and Cusb.

>Who are you quoting?

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>RAGS

>>76289328
Every time I think you can't become an even bigger fag than you already are, you absolutely exceed my expectations. Congratulations.

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39
8 straight
>rags

>>76289331
Whom*

>>76289400
Whom'th'st*

>>76289119
Does that system really work with a draft system though? Seems like it favors big market teams a little too well and I like teams that become league fixtures, even if they're doing poorly. Like what would the MLB be if we couldn't gangbang the Padres every year instead of some overachieving farm team from bumfucksville?

>>76289418
>>>/instagram meme pages ran by 10th graders/

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>>76288973
>there are people on /mlb/ who unironically thought Keuchel wouldn't bounce back this year
y'all can apologize whenever you're ready

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NINE
O

>>76289459
How would you know what people on /mlb/ thought about anything before 2017?

>>76289328

rarely have I seen a poster to be this much of a real fag

>>76289482

You're just saying that because you're a racist! You're not open minded like me and welcome multiculturalism and diversity.

>>76289482
>>76289354
Epic samefag. It's a funny post.

>>76289477
I was saying over the offseason (without a trip) that Keuchel would bounce back this year. /mlb/ wouldn't stop talking about how the Astros had the worst rotation in the league and would finish 3rd if they were lucky, and how Keuchel would never regain his 2015 form.

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39
16
.709

>>76287534
NYM: Sucessfully completed a game of baseball without any new injuries

>>76289312
>early June
It's cute you think it will last.

>>76289546

Can 12 1/2 games ahead last?

>>76289554
Most likely.

>>76289467
Is that Kazmir in the top hat? This is bugging me.

>>76289540
so did the Mariners!

>>76289554
Ask the 2016 giants who owned the best record in all of baseball before the all-star break.

You're only digging a bigger hole in your grave. When you get drowned in piss be sure to show up for your eulogy. Because we don't forget.

>>76289584

>rags

>>76289584
The giants have always been a meme

>>76289584
AL West is shit though outside of the Astros

>>76289616
alw is great you cunt

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By conditions I deem fair, we're still better than the Lillies.
By conditions I deem unfair, the Lillies are going to tank for Beer.

>inb4 I get (you)'s from some doyer fan whose team won't get past the wild card game because kershaw has a 4.50 playoff ERA

>>76289688
*4.55

Reminder
>Bumshit
>Pissey
>Penshit
>Melanshit
>Crawshit
>Panshit
>Can't
>Lelt
>Samardzshit
>Shitland
>Whach

>>76289708
>Kerchoke

>>76289715
2000 strikeouts finna whup whoever your team got for shit pitchers come at me nigga

>>76289708
Pasty ass bitch nigga team finna be irrelevant for a decade, lmao

>>76289482

BAJP finally says something that isn't racist and actually says something progressive and you crucify him...

>>76289731
Huh, I don't see a ring on his finger

there must be some mistake, GOATs always have rings on their fingers

>>76289688
Kiss the Cys, you aint got none lmao

>>76289688
Kiss x Sis

>>76289743
I think it's like that Cusb curse goat thing

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Which Blow Gay is most likely to actually blow gays IRL?

>>76289919
Travis

>>76289919
Bauer

>>76289919
Donaldson

>>76289919
Joey Bats sounds like a gay porn name so probably him

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>>76288677
>Mongolia bro is real
Hmmmmmmmm

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Shaking my fucking head.
Why they do Kersh like this?

For clicks?

So Disrespectful.

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>>76290100
Maybe he shouldn't have given up that homerun.
Did he even think of that?
Did you?

>>76287626
Salt lake bees

>>76290100

what kind of shit pitcher gives up a 443 ft HR?

>>76288958
I can't figure it out.

I guess ESPN talks about him a lot, which makes him kind of like the Lebron of MLB.

Also, /sp/ likes to shit on people who struggle in the postseason. It makes them erect.
>Lebron pre-Rings
>Peyton Manning
>Bengals
ect

But just like Lebron, Kersh will eventually get a ring and then /sp/ won't care quite as much.

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>>76287957
It's a hard knock life for sure.

Twins stop bullying us pls :"(

>>76290147
Yeah, ESPN and other outlets do love to suck off Kershaw.

But honestly, baseball badly needs superstars. It would be better for baseball if Kershaw was a household name.

Do you think nearly as many people know names like Kershaw, Scherzer, Trout, Harper, as know Lebron, Curry, KD, and Westbrook?

>>76290116
Why THAT frame? Why not any other frame except for THAT frame. don't get it. I don't understand & it's disrespectful.

some of the worst bait Ive ever read, and /mlb/ will still respond to it

>>76288396
But 2020 is only 3 years away.

2002, rearranged= 2020. Like poetry

>>76290173
Where? Why can't you have fun?

I hate being a Mariners fan

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>>76290286
Sometimes its fun, like tonight.

Assuming my team doesn't make post season, how do i hype myself to watch all your guys' teams in the playoffs?
Everyone just watches their own team. What is something I can do to still bother watching?

>>76290310
Postseason baseball is GOAT, if you can't appreciate it then you might not appreciate the sport

I'm trying to find a jersey of Mike Jacobs #17 with the Florida Marlins, doesn't need to be signed or owned by him or anything, simply a stock one, but I can't find one anywhere. Help me /sp/, you're my only hope.

>>76290333
I watched postseason last year, it was honestly amazing baseball, but I didn't give a fuck about who won.
I'm asking how I can get hype for it.
This is my sport I'm not leaving nigga

>>76290384

have you tried google?

>>76290391
Yep, as well as the MLB site, memorabilia sites, ebay, amazon, etc. and have even looked across Florida. As of to no avail.

Damn it Colorado, you had one job and you fucked it up. Well, being on the pole was fun while it lasted.

>>76290310
Kershaw. Kershaw. Kershaw.

That's where the postseason excitement is.

>>76290384
Make a custom one.

>>76288104
I've developed a taste for the Marlins, but Rockies will always be my boys. Still have my Larry Walker game jersey.

>>76290442
Seems like these days they only custom the new Miami logo, which is far subpar to the old Florida logo.

>>76290286
ikftb

t. Royals fan

>>76290439
Isn't that the pitcher who always chokes? Well I guess that would be exciting to watch.

>>76290536
>won a ws within the last 5 years
>won a ws in the 80's

you know nothing, you are like a baby.