>>76250978
First for /heem/ is actually >>>/sp/
Good edition
woodley is the ww GOAT
/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 212
Jose Aldo vs. Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros
ian mccall would beat up khabib
Gokhan bless
can mighty manlet beat snake in grass
>guy who got destroyed by Conor VS guy who got COMPLETELY destroyed by Conor
What a fight.
>>76258966
No, he gets destroyed by anyone who isn't a manlet. He got outworked by Brad Pickett
>>76258966
>hits head on tub trying to make 125
>>76258977
Diaz vs Duffy is the only fight that should be made
when is conor getting heemed by el cucuy? is he still ducking him?
>>76258900
Can you reiterate how I was BtFO? Because I think I missed it. You projecting on Max's ridiculous mug doesn't exactly make the grade, sorry.
>>76258966
here's an artistic interpretation of the fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hko9WEGA5g
>>76258966
Pogi, Kuma caiin Cabo ang balut?
>>76258994
speaking of which, who was the tallest opponent mighty meme faced and what was his height?
>>76259011
>linking to previous threads to continue arguments
wewlad let it go
I thought I'd be more excited for 212, but there's something about Max Holloway that just doesn't do it for me.
>Jeremy Stephens vs Jason Knight in the works
Is there a more just fighter than Stephens, anyway Jason will beat him and Stephens will be cut
>>76258996
This guy gets it.
Masvidal is religious
>>76259091
>>76259082
Max Holloway finna get btfo, there are no eagle powers to save him
I don't know how to cross link threads but this is my full collection >>>/trash/9655643
If you have any I don't have please post them
>commit battery
>abuses steroids
>can't make weight
>ruin events
>get to fight on PPV cards
Dana White: Cris Cyborg will fight at UFC 214 but not against Cat Zingano
Why doesn't the UFC have any integrity?
>>76259126
What, you think the eggs were a lie, Steven?
>>76259163
Fuck off Cyborg is the only WMMA that matters
>>76259178
Casual detected. WMMA is better than men's MMA at this point.
>>76259163
Making money > integrity.
>>76259091
why not just make cruz dillashaw 2? id rather see that if codys not fighting
>>76259192
You have A LOT of integrity.
>>76259191
>Casual detected. WMMA is better than men's MMA at this point
.05 cents have been deposited
>>76259163
your dad's a fan
>>76259199
Because Cruz wants to give his ravaged body a chance to heal up, also he has absolutely no reason to fight anyone other then the champion.
>>76259085
That's a great fight.
>>76259082
No one cares dude
>>76259177
IT WAS A LIE! Hopefully it's a spicy fite, I hope
>>76259082
lmao at the actual state of spanish fans
>>76259163
WME wants to gets that 4 billion dollar investment money as fast as possible, this shit would have never hapenned under the Fertittas
Aldo by Sub is 10-1
Is that worth a punt?
>>76258927
hard to get cucked by someone so stupid they ruined their own career.
Jon can talk all the shit he wants about anyone, but he's the one who can't even participate in events anymore and/or spends his days in prison.
>>76259283
put a cheeky fiver on it m8
>>76259283
Bookies love you
>>76259284
His career isn't ruined.
http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/19512313/scouting-report-mma-trainers-break-jose-aldo-vs-max-holloway
A majority are picking Holloway. Huh.
Remember how Aldo was the underdog at 200?
>>76259283
If it goes to the ground I can see Aldo getting a sneaky RNC.
is angel magana OK? can anyone confirm?
Luca Fury is confident in Aldo beating Holloway
https://youtu.be/BYfVoMIi6Hc
Provides good insight too
>>76259390
wgaf no one knows
>>76259379
hopefully after Vera blew her the fuck out she realized what she was doing and stopped all the bullshit. i think she got a "stfu" text from Dana personally
>UFC Fight Night 109, which went head-to-head with the Indianapolis 500 on Sunday afternoon during a holiday weekend, is the lowest rated Fight Night card of 2017.
People would literally rather watch Turn Left on TV.
>>76259412
>I didn't even kick out my ex-wife
my sides
>>76259426
lmaooooo
UFC BTFO
how will they ever recover?
Coker must be laughing at those losers hahahaha
>>76259453
>white boys race against black girls
>still lose
>>76259453
When there's a trans MMA fighter worth a damn, probably. Fallon Fox is the only one I can think of and she got BTFO by AESmith.
>>76259453
You meant to post this on /pol/
>>76259453
that's not even a tranny. That's a guy
>>76259470
You misread the caption, lad.
>>76259426
>Fight Night 109
its almost like it was a sunday morning card when no one is watching TV and the other cards are on in prime time. wow this is some really good stats. really ground breaking. that sure is a direct comparison
>>76259491
no you did dipshit
>>76259379
>4 fight losing streak
>punched in the face
>trashed by all the fans
>terrible publicity from all angles
>kicked out of her gym
>deleted instagram
>33 year old woman and unmarried
I'm sure it will all work out for her
Mundials bjj tournament streaming now
http://angelthump.com/kyuz/embed
>>76259496
>dat jiggle
>>76259506
Sounds like a 4chan poster
>>76259491
That white guy has got some nice birthing hips
>>76259505
>Kate the white girl on the right, on the right, finished second to Yearwood, the trans person on the left, in the 100m dash, who also won the 200m
It's okay to admit that you're illiterate bud.
>>76259505
>Cromwell's yearwood = tranny
No, it was definitely you.
The black one is a dude. Look at those quads.
>>76259543
>>76259550
Apology accepted. You're lucky your majesty is so forgiving.
>>76259491
I thought Americans were the ones who didn't have banter
It was a joke
>>76259563
Imagine having such a fragile ego you can't even admit being wrong when posting anonymously.
>>76258948
is he white
kinda looks like he could pass somwhere in the east coast
>>76259570
>I was only pretending!
>>76259500
>>76259496
how can i get a job as one of those black and red things
I could heem any one of you goofy fucks
>>76259500
looks like a dude
>>76259578
I can't be wrong I am the creator of reality. You don't know this because we're anonymous which is why I'm giving you a pass and not having you sawed to death upside down.
>>76259591
I'm not even him loser, that's just how I interpreted it as. But to each their own.
>>76259610
If you're a skinny manlet you will get paired with girls all the time at any gym.
Bellator NYC press conference is LIVE
https://youtu.be/pMiFbKOC2tQ
https://youtu.be/pMiFbKOC2tQ
https://youtu.be/pMiFbKOC2tQ
>>76259591
it was racial banter you blithering idiot
>>76259653
>racial banter
cringe
>>76259627
You're pathetic.
>>76259653
It didn't make sense, retard.
>>76259652
Sugg mai bowls!
>>76259652
why do you think this works?
>>76259672
It made sense to me.
>>76259626
but would you though
>>76259672
Yes because anyone would think that white girl was actually a boy you fucking zilch. Imagine being this desperate to "have one over" on someone online. Jesus fucking Christ where do you live? I'll tell you where I live Satellite Beach Florida, when do you want to meet up I'll kill you.
>>76259682
Why do you feel the need to post this everytime as if youre the only one that notices it?
>>76259693
>lmao how stupid do you have to be to imagine that I was actually that stupid
>you're the stupid one, I was just being ironic
Zane Simon
>>76259687
>>76259693
Retards
>>76259693
It was obviously a joke about how masculine black women are.
"Kid" Nate Wilcox
>>76259682
It gets you every time lol
>>76259720
Sorry you don't have the ability to comprehend simple jokes.
You must be a lot of fun at those parties you don't get invited to.
oi m8
you're a conor fan right?
>>76259737
Your jokes are dumb and you are too.
>>76259756
Beg me
>>76258943
Aldo
Kowalkiewicz
Marquardt
Borrachinha
Silva
>>76259637
can confirm
>>76258943
Don't forget to get your picks in. This is the real predictions.
>>76259770
Say something funny.
>>76259755
>Corona
Those guys are alright, I'd hang with 'em
Reminder that Schaub is funnier than every here.
Reminder that Schaub should heem every here.
Why does this one autist literally always argue for the sake of it?
>>76259818
Because poor/stupid people start frivolous arguments to entertain themselves, and MMA attracts lower class people.
>>76259799
Not being able to get sarcasm is a clear sign or autism you know.
Brian Callen is cool, Schaub is annoying faggot
>>76259819
>Bellator
just a lil heeminder
Ok this is actually the Bellator presser and its live in 5
https://youtu.be/zGVc3dxju2A
>>76259833
That wasn't funny.
anybody taking picks for 212 yet?
>>76258943
fuck off with these fake ass lower quality picks
>>76259830
Quit projecting
>>76259844
Here
>>76258943
>>76259845
Picks are being taken, who gives a shit about quality?
>>76259688
why would I bang a broad that looks like a dude, are you a fenook or something
>>76259842
You're a white belt in social interactions. Very sad.
>>76259861
I remember watching that fight and thinking JDS corner should be fined for not calling the fight between rounds.
>>76259865
That was a little better. Keep working on it.
>>76259865
This isnt funny its quite cringey
>>76259858
>who gives a shit about quality?
I'm going through a fuckton of my old webms and organizing them, if you're loking for anything let me know
>>76259875
>4 megabyte gif
Heem urself
>>76259888
It's gonna be alright
>>76259844
>>76259845
>>76259858
you can submit your picks to the MS Paint guy. I'm gonna take down the picks in case he stops or doesn't goof them. He's been spamming them for a week so there's going to be a lot of picks
>>76259899
Bisping rocking Silva
Anyone have webm of reem knee Hunto?
>>76259904
Wrong guy. But if you have to compartmentalize your inadequacies as only being noted by one person. By all means
>>76259906
>>76258943
Holloway
Karolina
Vitor
Borrachinha
Silva
>>76259933
Take a deep breath
>>76259955
Thats what normal people do, mouthbreather
>>76259964
I want you to center your breathing.
>>76259981
No one is going to hurt you
what is Derrick Lewis' path to becoming the greatest heavyweight of all time? is it possible at this stage in his career? i feel the division is too old for him to beat every one and not be considered an old man beater
>>76259494
good post made the right points and said in a concise manner with a slight condescending tone, as deserved
>>76259011
Heems only rule is that arguments do not carry on through threads
>>76260004
no it was stating the obvious and he's an avataring friend simulatinigger ill track him down soon enough
>>76260000
If he beats Hunto impressively he might get himself titleshot. I think he has biggest winstreak at HW
>>76260000
He just needs to heem every here.
>>76260014
It was stating the obvious though, dummy. Youre just too stupid.
>>76260018
>he has biggest winstreak at HW
wtfffffff
>>76260014
what is wrong with you?
>>76259907
How many steaks, edible gi's and eggs to achieve this mode
>>76260048
he literally grew up eating pig slop out of a trough on a farm so you might want to try that
>>76260031
>>76260040
neither of you own guns
>>76260035
Does he? I could be wrong
my walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwPg8OPZZLk
>>76260058
>on a farm
why is it that guys who grow up at a farm end up being great physical specimens
I heard that physical training through puberty has permanent benefits that enhance you when you become an adult, so maybe that has something to do with it
>>76260071
I do. You don't.
>>76259893
funniest fighter there is
hands down
>>76260124
i think youll be surprised you fucking zilch
>>76260131
Post a timestamped pic then
>>76260096
manual labor throughout life
hearty diet without too much artificial bullshit
in the US at least the largest farming region (midwest) was populated by germanic and nordic people who are naturally large
>>76260143
how stupid do you think i am you datamining fucking zero youll find out soon enough
>>76260177
>datamining
wut did you mean by this
>>76260071
I do.
>>76260192
no you dont. i know this. i know EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYYYYYYUUTHIIING
Shouldn't ufc 212 be in ny?
>>76260190
proxy piece of shit who do you think youre fooling
>>76259506
>>76259412
Omfg. RIP Magana
Drugs catch up with you eventually.
>>76260217
I have no idea what you are talking about my man, better post that timestamp tho you look like a wimp now
>>76259506
and she's an unemployed single mother. the world is her oyster
Man, /heem/ was comfy until Canada showed up
>>76260215
what kind of stupid fucking question is that jesus christ i hate brazilians I FUCKING HATE YOU AAAAALLLL
heem is getting spammed a shit ton later dont ask me how i know you guys pissed me off too much
Lmao I'm listening to UFC Unfiltered with Dana
Weidman was there when the Cyborg/Magana thing happened. He went to stop it but Cyborg said
>Don't you fucking touch me
and he put his hands up like she had a gun according to Dana lmao based boy
>>76260257
Oh and apparently Al met Mike Perry and they ended up liking each other
>>76260250
You should take a good look at your life my man
>>76260257
Lol Cyborg would knee his shit up
>img_6xxxx shitting up the thread again
>>76260312
Notice how it happens right as Canada shows up
Why does Miesha go to every UFC event?
Is she looking for a Caraway replacement?
>>76260257
i don't blame him! i worked front door security at a bar through college and a girl claimed i assaulted her for helping her stand up after she slipped
>>76260312
>>76260321
why does he keep switching proxies back and fort though it like some next level autism
>>76260325
cos shes danas sidechick
>>76260339
He probably has an app on his phone that lets him do this.
He's a phone/tablet poster.
>>76260339
>Canada
>autistic
Phhh... no way
Who /Famous/ here
>>76258943
Aldo
Gadelha
Marquardt
Oluwalr
Silva
mobile users ruined 4chan in general
>>76260343
This seems very likely. She's literally at every event even fight nights. Dana would be a fool not to make a pass at Miesha. She's built for breeding and extremely athletic. Also it doesn't look conspicuous to see her at every mma event. Media wouldn't catch on.
>>76260276
Raging Al and Platinum Mike broship forever
>im never renatching conor, ive moved on
>WE HAVE A PLAN FOR A REMATCH
Mistified
ez money or ez money?
>>76258943
Holloway
KK
Belfort
Bamgbose
Silva
>>76260387
Ez money for the bookies
>>76260398
h8r
According to Dana it isn't Vitor's last fight on his contract this weekend
He has 1 more and seemingly doesn't realise
wtf
>>76260381
literally no chance in hell conor will EVER fight that little twerp again
>>76260387
holloway is gonna win via tko
KK is good
the final could go either way
you dun goofed m8
>>76260416
flag not related?
>not arguing with your own rampant alter ago
The plot thickens
>>76260387
Rofl
How do I into bets?
Why do white trash fighters make the best boys?
>>76260370
she has that prostitute face,
and she needs to earn money some way
dana is keeping her close and feeding her dollars while she queggels on his bald jewish dicckk
>>76258943
aldo
claudia
nate
natty paulo
medeiros
>>76260440
Dunno
It seems to me that I am getting lucky on a consistent basis when I think of reasons why I bet
>>76260468
I want to know where to go or how to do it? I know nothing about "parlays" or "cheeky tenners"
>>76259049
cruz 5'8
>>76260485
just do cheeky fivers, lad
CMON
>>76260339
>he
You can fool these unemployed college kids but you don't fool me, loser.
>"We'll try to get it to you before the weasel does"
>"The one that I call the weasel, his is always negative news"
Man Dana does not like Ariel does he
>>76258943
how do i know if he's the real prediction guy
>>76258927
>No my friend, against you it was because of the absence of @usadaantidoping
solid heem
>>76260513
Ariel covers all mma. Ariel is controversial. Kevin lole for example eats out of Dana's palm. Cuck Thomas is a docile faggot.
>>76259343
Max is the new king of 145. Aldo's best days are behind him.
Nate/Vitor is a coin flip so I went with the dog.
>>76260513
nobody does
>>76260548
legit wasted 15 pounds
>>76260532
Ariel was literally an employee of Lorenzo and Dana
>>76260536
I like him
>>76260586
And where in this thread is your slip?
>>76260593
He broke the conditioning aurgegehhahahahaa
>>76258943
Aldo
KK
Vitor
Borrachinha
Silva
>>76260532
Ariel is Jewish and it shows.
>>76260223
Better than beer, I guess.
>>76260410
Dana White unironically has some kind of compulsive lying disorder. It could be that Vitor doesn't realize he has another fight, but I would be less surprised if Dana was just making up shit for no reason
How are ya, buddehs ?
>>76260724
pretty good yah fuckin lizard
Has anybody been JUSTed as hard by USADA as Vitor has?
He literally went from an A-list celebrity stud and the pride of Brazil to a pathetic old man with a glass chin who can't even get on the co-main event for what is probably his retirement fight.
Sad.
>>76258943
Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha
Nate Marquardt
Ooga Booga
Yancy Medeiros
>>76260749
and then people still believe that most athletes dont roid
>>76260387
Do it, pussy.
>>76260770
i did already. can win 7k
>>76260609
100 on Aldo
>>76260387
What is your reasoning behind picking Karolina ? Do you have a funny feeling in your balls like with Joanna vs Andrade ? Is funny feeling in your balls a common occurrence ? Maybe you should see a doctor about it Patrick
>>76260787
lol youre too poor to bet and you think your opinion matters
>>76259906
>spamming them
>posted once per thread max
you're so mad
>>76259906
you already screwed up too, you were so desperate to take down the picks you got some there that were deleted when the schaub spammer was banned and 40 of his posts were removed from a single thread lol
Where the fuck are the picks?
It's Thursday. I need to post my pre-weigh in picks.
>>76260853
Picks should be taken 4 times
>after media day
>before weigh ins
>after weigh ins
>before event
You take picks in every thread for a week straight and still don't get half as many picks. Why?
we need to do picks in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening for 14 days before the day of the event
>>76260807
I think you mean too smart to gamble
Also
>being this upset I called you out on your stupid uneducated bets
lmao
>>76260955
Superhot. fun game. only lasts an hour tho
>>76260911
They like your work (it looks cleaner), plus you're around during the cards to goof them live whereas I'm not home. I'm still going to take them every card until you leave /heem/ or I die.
>>76260943
Thats not even a slip. Where is the reference number and risk amount? Try again, dummy. Get it right this time.
Docklump getting btfo
>>76260943
>Aldo by sub
He has 0 subs in the ufc
i know we goof off a lot on heem but we have a legit troubled guy among us and i am starting to get worried
>>76260724
>>76260739
Anniversary of the goat fight card and fulfillment of one particular destineh in a couple days.
Mighty Mouse have 3 times as many UFC finishes as Aldo does.
>>76259259
Max usually deliver spiciness, I just don't care much for him. I'd be a lot more invested in Aldo in this fight than him.
But in the end it's like, who gives a fuck, it's still a paper championship :^)
>>76261137
yeah but aldo fights human beings not oompa loompas
Wait....People only submit 1 set of picks?
>>76261090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMoKI83zVG0
>no touch ?
>I'll fuckin touch
>I'll touch you in a second motherfucker
>>76261149
But MM is an oompa loompa himself so it evens out.
>>76260972
why?
>>76261010
Idiot he has thought zero blue belts in the past
>>76260985
I'll show you the full slip when it wins
You dont need the reference and I told you the risk amount
>>76261060
No one cares dude
>>76261150
if picks are taken 4 times, every one should submit a pick each time if they feel differently about any fight each time the picks are taken. that's reasonable
>>76261187
Mighty Mouse is a white belt
Cruz is a blue belt
>>76261145
Aldo is the man, hate how bunch of Mccasuals hate on him and Edwardo because it the "cool" thing to do. Just like how everyone meme'd on TJ for being a traitor when his camp was getting him nothing but drama
>>76261010
>>76261010
Holloway got wrestlefucked by Goobs. Not crazy to think Aldo subs him
>>76261187
>I told you the risk amount
And I'm calling you a pathetic lying bitch.
Prove me wrong, bitch.
Oh wait
You won't
Cause youre a bitch.
Bitch.
>>76261190
Changing your pick is admitting you goofed the first time you picked, giving up before the fight even starts
>>76261190
That's what I do, but my opinion can change 10 times before fight night. I submit many picks.
>>76261220
4 years ago
>>76261145
It's not a paper championship if the so-called champion got stripped for 0 defenses you idiot.
>>76261208
>aldo fought mm and cruz
no he didn't idiot kys rn
>>76261225
Why would that be a lie? You don't consider 100 a lot of money do you? I thought you worked?
Rashad v Smilin Sam for Fight Night Mexico City
>>76261246
when was the last time someone tried to wrestle holloway
Both these nonces lost to Conor lol why should I care about this ass card
>>76261259
Hahaha everyone laugh at this poser larp faggot bitch
>>76261239
You're an imbecile
>>76260410
What did that guy say to make everyone laugh?
>>76261259
>aldo fought them
I didnt say that you dumb fuck. Referencing belt rank means shit when Holloway objectively isnt some slouch on the ground
Cruz and Mighty Mouse are but just two examples
Why does r/mma ride Mighty Mouse's nuts so hard?
>>76261266
Lamas, Pettis, and Cub all tried within the past two years and got stuffed. Cub choked out and Lamas also almost choked out. Aldo hasn't actually tried to wrestle someone since KZ
>>76261261
wtf I like both guys
plz don't get deleted Rashad
>>76261277
>I'm going to Bellator
t.Rory
>aldo by submission
Utter utter tears. Some real dummies on /heem/
>>76261304
Why do you go to /r/mma? You should stay there though
>>76261313
kek
>>76261332
>>76261312
Rashad will probably jab and leg kick him to a decision. You have to actively engage Alvey for him to possibly give you trouble
>>76261304
You should go back there and ask.
>>76261275
I'll go bet another 300 on it right now
>>76261282
Max is a slouch on the ground
>>76261323
>>76261340
>sperging over reddit
That's so 2011
Shlemenko vs Halsey 2 about to start
http://vsetv.net/boec.html
http://vsetv.net/boec.html
http://vsetv.net/boec.html
Halsey walking out to Living in America
>>76261354
>says the guy coming over to sperg about reddit
LMAO LAD
>>76261351
Youre a slouch
>>76261370
Take a deep breath and calm down.
>>76261354
Isn't that what you're doing by bringing them up?
>>76261370
btfo
>SOOPAH SMASH DIAZ BRUTHAS
Is this how brits behave in public?
>>76261313
lel
>>76261376
Youre a couch
>>76261382
I should, I can't stop laughing
>>76261389
No I was inviting some discussion about the state of reddit because I assumed we are all mature adults who utilize multiple forums of mma discussion instead of being blindly loyal to a single website like a child.
Is this the worst athlete in the world to be ranked #2 in their sport?
>>76261405
btfo again
how will amerisharts EVER recover
>>76261396
What is this meme? I never got the origin.
>>76261396
How do you know it was a brit ?
>>76261431
Its not blind, reddit is fucking gay, just like you, go away
>>76261431
fuckin snake bitch its us or nothing
>>76261438
>>76261438
she's not that bad
>>76261449
>describing something you don't like as "fucking gay"
How's middle school treating you?
>>76261438
* #3 if you wanna compare to other sports
>>76261431
Get a load of this dork. Go back to your faggot website.
>>76261445
Diaz/Conor conference, when Diaz walked out some dude shouted it and since some Burger always posts about it lel
>>76261396
Mate at a recent conference there was a pretty bad burger who didn't even get Chiesa's name right. He said some other shit too
>>76261431
How would we know what reddit thinks? Like I said, go ask them.
Mighty mouse is very talented but not a ppv draw cause of his size.
>>76260749
I want Vitor back on trt
He was JUSTed too severely, he needs trt for his wife, his kids, his happy life.
Talk shit about Vitor all you want, but he was one of the reasons why ufc grew to this huge sport. I just want him to be happy.
>>76261466
>>76261481
she is ranked #2 you fucking retard. fuck you and fuck joanna uglydick. oh and fuck poland you're not white you're all jews who suck at mma.
>>76261466
who has better boxing ronda or her I cant tell
these are going to be the new ufc gloves to prevent eye pokes. look pretty good imo
>>76261499
>Talk shit about Vitor all you want, but he was one of the reasons why ufc grew to this huge sport. I just want him to be happy
This is the best Lithuanian post in recent memory
>>76261216
I disliked Aldo before it was cool. I've nootin against Edward, tho.
Whatever did happen between TJ and TAM? TUF basically gave us Urijah saying he left and TJ saying he was kicked out.
>>76261258
>Champion and Interim Champion are two guys Goober trounced
Oh my goodness, how entertaining :^)
>>76261507
Only combat sports rate champion separately from the rest, you think Patriots are the number 0 team while Falcons are number 1 ?
Go take some valium, you angry fuck or you are gonna have a heart attack before you are 40, fatso
>>76261532
She's ranked #2. Stop trying to be clever kike.
Shlemenko just heemed Halsey in under 30 seconds with pretty much the first (body) kick he threw.
>>76261438
dont worry, cynthia will take her ranking in due time
>>76261524
TJ wanted to go train with Ludwig part time but Alpha manlet gave him ultimatum to chose between them or Dwayne
Who is YOUR favorite woman fighter?
>>76261545
Stop being obtuse, nigger
>>76261579
Yet you just used a bigoted derogatory word. Look in the mirror.
>>76261579
poland, pls be nice
>>76261579
what is your problem? grow up.
>>76258943
Aldo
Kowalkiewicz
Marquardt
Borachina
YAAAAAAAAANCY
Just dropped 300 on Aldo
Poland cyberbullying the fuck out of you dorks
>>76261501
That's not even a medicine ball, what the hell
>>76261606
People being rude for no reason is my problem
>>76261507
>>76261545
>>76261564
I wonder if Dana already had a go with her after seeing those two interact.
We know octagon girls and Lorenzo, so it wouldn't be a stretch.
Max via TKO pays 4-1
I'm gonna be rich!
>>76261642
Try a website with screennames you special snowflake.
Didn't Estoniabro bet his mother's house on Aldo?
>>76261665
idiot
>>76261650
What went wrong? She looks like shit.
>>76261687
LITERALLY SEETHING
>>76261564
looks like a dude
>>76261657
If you are not rich at x youre not going to be rich at 4x senpai
>>76261650
Dana's mom says that he bangs ring girls too, but a fighter is a taller order don't you think ?
>>76261705
He definitely banged ronda
>>76261657
Aldo has never been koed before
>>76261650
>>76261565
What a bunch of drama queens, fook me.
>>76261627
This. He's #2 Euro poster of all time. Of ALL time.
I'm noomber one in case you're wondering.
>>76261702
i disagree
>>76261714
You're a mcgoof
Anyone have that webm of that kid telling the other kid "heem suck back to /asp/ not a real sport" and then gets heemd
>>76261714
>Aldo has never been koed before
You have fucked up now
>>76261714
This
>>76261723
>wide face
>fridge frame
>nose
>brow
I dont say it just to meme my man
>>76261722
that answers the #2 question
>>76261714
good bait
>>76261625
>still no slip
AHHHHH
>>76261705
>>76261722
This isn't your friend simulator you larper. No one here is your friend.
Imagine sports betting on MMA. lol
This is why the poor stay poor.
Holly and Weidman headlining events after losing 3 straight?
>>76261748
i dont see it
>Derrick Lewis thinks he can beat Ngannou
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>76261714
Yeah, sick of these casuals not understanding the inverted mummy guard he pulled on Conor. It was Big John's knee that dazed him, and that doesn't count for shit
>>76261712
I saw it more like he had a crush on Ronda but was afraid to make a move. He has that beta orbiter look in photos with her, ya know
Does anyone here actually believe Ferguson could beat McGregor? If yes, how?
>>76261767
Lmao I'm rich af and drop mad stacks on mma. I'll give you a free lock this weekend but first you have to say sorry.
>>76261766
>larper
literally cringed
R8 my bet lads
>>76261766
I'm his friend and I'm your friend too.
>>76261790
I'm you're friend too.
>>76261791
>Karolina
>>76261779
Rolling leg lock
>>76261779
Because he's the better fighter
>>76261763
That fucking goof was way out of line
>>76261773
It will happen via swang n bang
>>76261776
At the very least he had his dangly bits wrapped around her mouth
>>76261779
>>76261790
Nope still not your friend mandrama loser.
>>76261779
he's not the size of a child
>>76261752
McGregor v Maywheater comedy theater confirmed for September.
I watch mandrama and MMA. Fight me.
Monday & Tuesday smackdown + raw. Wednesday TUF. Saturday UFC events, Sunday WWE PPV.
Can't beat that.
>leave /heem/ for three months because its autistic as fuck
>come back
>even more autistic
.... how?
>>76261816
Thanks for not spamming the thread this morning. You shouldn't be ban evading though.
>>76261779
Inverted big irish testicle-gobble
>>76261791
I got no idea about this card at all. Only bet is Bangbus.
>>76261813
>At the very least he had his dangly bits wrapped around her mouth
If he had he wouldn't do the classic "don't let your boner touch her" hug. May be a case of chronology tho
>>76261831
Do me a favor and go away for another 3 months.
>>76261831
Because you just got back
>>76261812
...In what way?
Imagine putting any amount of funds on Karolina.
Oezdemir made more sense cause at least it's LHW aka the worst division
>>76261826
Wrong.
>>76261830
My nigger
>>76261826
>confirmed
Which time is it confirmed again now?
>>76261853
Every way. Get lost, kid.
>>76261859
>Imagine putting any amount of funds on Karolina.
only an actual retarded person would do this
>>76255525
Which UFC fighter would win this?
>>76261830
>10+ hours a week watching children's mandrama
Grow up.
Spruce up your resume.
Get a job.
Contribute to society.
Tfw no Canadian posters
>>76261893
>>76261870
>>76261870
>>76261868
>>76261895
>>76261850
Get worked, zilch.
>>76261891
probably a chick. a bunch of the the chicks in the ufc have masters degrees
>>76261906
Do you know who the fuck you are talking to?
>>76261891
Yoel Romero
>spell STEROIDS for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQTA_Hnde8
>>76261893
I have a job. A decent paying one to. I don't work night shifts.
>>76261917
>Spell contender for me
>>76261914
Remind me you silky soft bitch boy.
>>76261917
Spell duck for me.
>>76261906
Mods this guy is ban evading. Full range ban him.
>>76261945
L-S-T-R
tell me again exactly how you guys see Max beating Aldo
>>76261956
Who me?
>>76261918
I NEED you to take back control of your life. We are all rooting for you.
Max is so fucking annoying.
I'm now rooting for Aldo.
>>76261950
Who the fuck are you pretending to be? Dude you probably were a hall monitor in school looool
Zilch.
>>76261906
appreciate you taking the morning off
enjoy shitting up /heem/ until you go to bed.
have fun everyone lol
>>76261959
He punches him a bunch of times, maybe kicks too
>>76261959
He's a rangier guy.
>>76261968
juss gotta do da damn thing
thass what hawaiians do
>>76261959
By winning 3 rounds out of 5.
>>76261965
>>76261974
this is the spammer
>>76261779
>tfw fugged a girl who looked exactly like JDS
>>76261989
What's his FUCKING problem?
>>76261991
Hmmfh you must be talk'n to yourself pal!
>>76261996
The only spamming I see is your grandma cooking me chicken every night, zilch.
>>76261980
Nof fast enough, not accurate enough, Frankie is a better uncher and was punching air all night
>>76261982
Aldo got 1 inch on him
>>76261959
he has nothing to lose
aldo a shit
>>76258943
Picks are closed for this thread. He'll undoubtedly be spamming Schaub picks in a minute.
Carter
>>76261991
Scientists have determined what the average American will look like by 2500, and it's beautiful.
Beetlejuice vs Koksal Baba
Who takes it? Baba has the speed advantage but beetle is a well rounded boxer.
Jacare is the most overrated fighter in mma history,
>>76262033
Beet via blacksplosivness
Picks are now officially reopened. Get your picks in now
>>76261998
>>76262044
>careful...
>>76262044
He's also on steroids.
>>76261959
lmao
>>76262044
hmmmm
Miesha Tate is adorbs. I like her strong slav nose.
Kevin Lee
>>76261779
No, Conor is on a different level.
>>76262074
>5 losses
>>76262081
Hahahaha faggot went and dyed his hair what a loser, jake broke him
>>76262077
what do you think about her tits and ass
>>76262014
Reach measured as a wingspan is deceiving, Cub had an inch advantage too but Max was noticeably longer than him. He has super narrow shoulders like Cruz, his arms are pretty long actually
>>76262095
He has dyed his hair before you dork.
>muh escape time
Jake broke nobody.
>>76262082
To who? Eddie Alvarez? Dustin Poirier? Probably
>>76262044
Yeah so overrated that he embarrassed mousasi and made him give up in the octagon.
Idiot lol.
Lets be honest, if Aldo beats Max in a dominant fashion, what is there left for him at FW? he has beaten pretty much everyoner elevant, some eve twice
i'd say he moves up and starts working his way towards a Conor rematch(that wont happen since Conor is now a boxer and will retire after)
>>76262095
>jake broke him
no that was marcelo
>>76262091
hunt a shit
Conor McGregor
>>76262105
Tony Ferguson. Read the comment I'm responding to lmao
>>76262074
Do you know what the word overrated means?
For sure Max is too big for Aldo my man, 100%
>>76262118
I know that you fuckwit lmao im obviously disagreeing lol idiot
Conor Mcgregor lost to Nate Diaz on 10 days notice LMBO
>>76262077
She's eastern euro?
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>76261868
So he'd outstrike Conor?
>>76262139
No, you don't know how to properly communicate with people, which is a sign of autism.
>>76262163
Tony beats Conor.
He really loves his mom.
>>76262164
You're not human. Youre a little inbred mutated monkey here for my entertainment. Dance for me now!
>>76262101
I don't think leaning into his strikes against a guy with such good reaction time will serve him well
*goblin magics in your path*
>>76261735
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>76261798
>This fucking guy
Hey, what do you think of THIS image? Huh? Does it tingle your neurons in a special way?
>Blessed be you, lad
>>76262195
Worked just fine against pettis
>>76262180
I want a fighter who is sitting their getting legitimately annoyed at these bullshit mcgregor esque antics and is actually autistic about it like shut the fuck up you guys are clown actors I'm tired of your shit, can we get finish this the fuck up so I can home home already?
>>76261826
Please be true
>>76262161
>>76262202
>>76262223
also if he said kys it would be good too
>>76262014
Frankie was bobblehead boxercising then running in a straight line all night. He didn't cut any angles, barely feinted anything. He played bull to matador all night and not changing anything up
Threadly reminder
>>76262228
reem is literally the perfect human specimen
>>76262214
Pettis also has garbage striking defense
>>76262228
not natty, doesn't count
>>76262250
his hair sucks and his nose is huge
thats about the only flaw I can find with him
>>76262251
He also still had a significant reach and overall size advantage. Aldo isnt a defensive wizard despite what fwonkie made you think
>>76262247
He's fucking harmless compared to the majority of autists here, why is he getting any heat at all?
after max wins he's going to give a shout out to all the other mexicans in his 10th grade pre algebra class
>>76262228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcaCMy4r6I
>>76262273
Because he's a scatspamming paedophile?
New /HEEM/ thread -
>>76262290
>>76262290
>>76262290
>>76262300
>trying to reason with a literal autist
Dont even bother. Spain will unleash another aspie tantrum if you keep replying to him
>>76262306
>8 posts early
>>76262277
Legit how many steroids do I have to inject to reach Übereem mode?
>>76262300
The spammer is him? No way.
>>76262306
RARE
>>76262313
9 posts actually
>>76262100
They're great-
>>76262152
with that nose? No doubt.
>>76262306
Hello obese spammer
>>76262306
DO NOT JOIN THIS THREAD, IT'S PROXY SPAMMER
>>76262315
Springsbro isn't the spammer. That Australian just has a weird obsession with him.
500th for Brendan Peter Schaub!!!!
Where's the proper thread?
Also what happened to kenyabro?
>>76262372
I knew his soul was too pure to spam homosexual pornography and poo.
>>76262402
What a loser you are
SOMEONE MAKE NEW THREAD, SPAMMER SPAMMING OTHER THREAD
Post your face when McGregor heems little boy Floyd.
>>76262477
>>76262477
New thread that won't get deleted.
>>76262522
>>76262522
>>76262522
>>76262506
Who is the proprietor of those glutes?
>>76262477
>>76261171
hes a faggot
You should just keep posting the higher quality heem picks