MLB General Thread: Soler Edition

>>76250265
I like the headlines.

>rags

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based rusty cunts

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>>76250265
Fuck you you disgusting excuse for a human being.


NYY:Tanaka slammed for seven runs in 5 2/3 vs O's
MLW:Guerra fires six shutout frames to beat Mets
NYM:deGrom pounded for seven runs in four frames
OAK:Pinder blasts two bombs in win over Indians
DET:Justin Upton forced out w/ right quad strain
ARZ:Lamb triples, doubles twice in win over Bucs
LAA:Mike Trout (thumb) has successful surgery
BAL:Castillo (groin) heading to disabled list
STL:Cardinals decide to cut bait with Broxton
MIA:Bour homers twice in Marlins' romp over PHI
HOU:Springer goes 4-for-4 with two monster HRs
MIA:Dan Straily punches out 10 in defeat of Phils

DRAGS

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 MLB All-JUST Team (so far) (based on fWAR) (min 100 PA / 40 IP SP / 0 IP CL)

C: Mike Zunino -0.2
1B: Mike Napoli -0.5
2B: Jace Peterson -0.4
SS: Alcides Escobar -0.7
3B: Christian Arroyo -0.6
OF: Ben Revere -0.6
OF: Alex Gordon -0.7
OF: Carlos Gonzalez -0.8

SP: Bronson Arroyo -0.8
SP: Mike Fiers -0.8
SP: Jered Weaver -1.1
CL: Sam Dyson -0.7***

Your 2017 MLB JUST positional player and pitcher: Carlos Gonzalez and Jered Weaver

*** I think his fWAR just fucking DROPPED even lower

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Injuns desu senpai!

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1stros
>mfw >rags
>mfw >anglels

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>>76250304
How do I filter you on mobile?
Anybody?

>r
>a
>g
>s

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MARINERS!

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early jays desu

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>Rags

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>Royals
>Rags

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For me, it's the >>76250306

>los rags

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Primary Objective- Sox Win- Failed
Secondary Objective- Cardinals Win - Success
Secondary Objective- Cubs Lose - Success

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>gimme an R!
AAAAAARRRR you got yo R you got yo R!
>gimme an A!
AAAAAAYYYY you got yo A you got yo A!
>gimme a G!
GEEEEEEEEEE you got yo G you got yo G!
>gimme an S!
EEESSSSSSSS you got yo S you got yo S!
>WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!
>R
>A
>G
>S
I SAID WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!
>rags
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>raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
>RAGS
>RAAAGGS

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>the city of sam dyson
fWAR update pls

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>the absolute HAMLET of >Rags closers

ANOTHER HOME RUN

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

>RAGS

Obsessed with Texas? Why? And Kershaw by extension?

Really? I don't get it.

Are there any rags posters?

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>Dyson is still pitching

>literally witnessing a guy in the process of losing his job

Sadistic but great.

>rags

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>red sox win

>Sam Dyson has given up more hits than every reliever combined in this game (6 1/3)

TJ when?

https://twitter.com/adelucia35/status/870092668084375552

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yost

Holy shit Colome sucks

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Why do cubs girls go to baseball games barefoot?

>large gay community that uses heroin surrounds stadium
>girl gets cute pedicured toe pricked by an AIDS needle
>bawwww(good riddance bandwagon bitch)

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>Dyson gives 3 runs in one inning
>his ERA lowers
JUST

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LMAO MEST

https://twitter.com/Mets/status/870117113477910529

>>76250454
NO FUN ALLOWED

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>>76250466
This is what Mr. Met did tonight.

>>76250454
Matt Harvey is Mr. Met, right?

weird, i havent seen that tampa trip talking about how archer is an ace today

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>>76250481
*strikes you out*
*flips you off*

he learned it from his friend bryce

Mr Met did literally nothing wrong

>>76250480
Literally banter
Pillar didnu nuffin, neither did Mr Met

>>76250495
True

>>76250507
>the media pubicly shamed kevin
epic it was just a bit of banter thats it

The piece of shit rays are going to let the Rags walk off

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PAXTONS BACK!

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>rags
hehehehehehe

>Cuckned Odor

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>rags

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>>76250319
MARINYAS!

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>>76250540

It could be worse man, we could have just lost 6 games a row.

Do you guys think Chris Sale will be a playoff performer or choker? Where will he be on the Bikegarner-Kerchoke continuum?

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>rags!

>>76250522
If that pitcher was a cock sock then maybe yeah there's beef, but come the fuck on. You can't immediately fix a generation from using that word as a knee-jerk insult. Don't these people have bro frie-
>sjw media
....oh

>>>378711375

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Top kek

>>76250605
yeah its just cuckanada but still shit is dumb as hell

Why aren't you playing The Show right now?
>>>/v/378711375

>>76250590
sale isnt really relevant enough for people to give a shit about his playoff performance

>>76250626
go back to >>>/b/YLYL

>>76250626
im watching baseball rn

>>76250626
WHAT THE FUCK

>>76250623
I was pretty sure some shit was popping off here too, but point, I forget how left you guys are stuck.
Just not ready

>>76250605
I wonder if he would have gotten the same kind of heat if he said "cocksucker" instead

Pillar just said what we were all thinking

hey guys how can Mr. Met be fired for flicking someone off if he has no middle finger?

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>>76250626

>>76250334
Brad you are not based get the fuck out of here, sorry canabro but the real based brad is not coaching this current tigers team

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rest in piece michael trout

>>76250718
Wayne Gritzky i loved you in Waynes World man

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What will Noah tweet at him tonight?

>>76250730
haha thank you thank you *bows*

>>76250718
MLB needs teebs

>>76250627
this

Soup to nuts I'm all in on Harper

Help out here /mlb/
>>76250677

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That M's series is gonna be fun brehs

>>76250819
is this 2008?

cmon man

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>>76250859
>for Houston ;_;

>>76250906
the mariners can beat those manlets

>>76250906
You're a big guy.

>>76250942
when is that series?

bet some undergrad is under that mr met uniform and most likely got fired

breh gonna get that work for them textbooks/tuition

>>76250317
Are you using clover?

>>76250859
Please, its going to be lopsided and you know it.

The fact that there are no Astros players on the AL All-Star Starting line up is proof that the fan vote needs to fuck off.

>>76251072

First of all yes

Second of all Kikelel will pitch

brehs

how did we as a country become fragile when it comes to obscene gestures?
why are we pussies bros?

fuck

>>76250425
Easy 500 dollars per usage and he blew it

>>76251085
Totally forgot about pitchers.
But still, Castro over Altuve is retarded and although he's really good, I would arguably take Correa over Lindor.

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tfw you're entire team goes to the ASG

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MARINERS MASH

no racist but the thers 2 voices who seem to be shouting at mr met and they sound black yet not offended by the finger

geezus

pppppusifcation at its finest

>>76251072
Correa and Marwin are the only ones that really deserve it at this point if we're being 100% honest. Altuve arguably deserves to start, but hasn't quite hit his stride yet. Springer is final ballot material.
On the pitching side, Devenski deserves a pick for sure, and Harris and Giles can be argued for as well.
The thing about this team is that it's not driven by star power. There aren't just one or two guys that are playing head and shoulders over their teammates and carrying the team. Everyone contributes. And not everyone has even reached their full potential.

Remember when lifelong Astros fans thought you needed at least 3 pitches per inning for it to count lmao can you possibly imagine

>>76251120

The Castro one I get because he's been fire, not fiers but fire

But Correa not being picked is bullshit.

>>76251158
>>76251170


Unfortunately there's literally no way in hell Correa is getting picked because he's down by like 200,000+ votes for some fucking reason.

>Giants lineup getting demolished by Maxwell Scherzer

>>76251048
Chanu.

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>>76251248
Not familiar with it. On clover, you can use the drop down menu and filter it there

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>>76251243
Did you expect anything else? Surprised they scored at all desu

Check out this spicy meme

>>76251048
>>76251248
Seems like these posts weren't necessary if you were just going to spray this >>76251270 diarrhea regardless of the answer

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gints got absolutely neutered by the nats

lmao

>>76251270
That layout is so ugly. Can I change it??
>>76251279
Put your trip back on soler don't nobody want to listen to your stupid ass.

>>76251275

it's the other way around in the AL

which is the superior league

AL East competition lmao
Hahaha fucker I spilled my drink

>>76251298
Yeah. Look for "Themes" in the settings.

>>76251301
You have to be fucking kidding

>>76251179

He's down by 350k +

Altuve is only down by 1k but he'll probably lose because muh yaks, I don' think there's enough manlets to meme him in

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Where is he now, boys?

>>76251328
Hung himself in his prison cell

>>76251328
Nutted inside this dudes >>76251335 little sister

>>76251328
Was there literally any reason to not pick this overpowered piece of shit?

>>76251352
Bigot

>>76251321

Well, truly speaking, there is no other division quite as competitive as the NL West is at the moment. The AL East (which really does have teams with a ___chance___ to flip the script and make a wild card appearance) is only slightly comparable, but it is competitive.

But the AL being the better league? No question in my mind. The interleague play record is in my favor.

>>76251383
If the AL is so good why do the premier hitters belong to NL clubs?

Reminder that Pablo Sanchez was only Jose Altuve's video game name, like how Bonds was named Reggie Stocks, etc.

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>>76250310
We're coming for you after we get that wild card :)

>>76251406
Because NL pitchers are trash, lmao.

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>>76250348
There is is

>>76251433
Why do NL pitchers hold the lowest ERA's???!

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>>76251448
?

>>76251448
Free outs

>>76251480
Go back to the last 162 game sample size buddy. Post those. Or are those conditions you don't deem fair, stupid weabo piece of shit.

>>76251520
>Moving the goalposts this hard
You seem mad that NL pitchers are fucking trash this year.
>>76251448
Lmao my dude, AL has 7 out of the top 10 ERAs in the league currently.

>>76251520

who cares about "fair"? Those would be irrelevant, since those statistics would include the 2016 season and are no longer part of the present.

Syndergaard, for instance, is on the DL. Typical NL ballclub mismanagement and general bush leaguery.

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NL Posters: 1
AL Virgins: - 2

>"REEEEEEE A FULL SEASONS SAMPLE SIZE DOESN'T FIT MY NARRATIVE SO I'LL TALK ABOUT THE CURRENT 50IP SAMPLE WHICH ACCOUNTS FOR 25% OF THE SEASON (INSERT AUTISTIC ANIME FACE)"

Three free outs

>>76251575
Why would we go to last year's sample when it's 2017 and not 2016? NL Baby is mad that NL Pitchers are under-performing in 2017.

Cry more bitch nigga.

>>76251575
Arcade League apologists BTFO

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Let's take the best AL pitcher of the last 5 years and the beat NL pitchers of the past 5 years.

What are their interleague ERA's??????

Lower or higher than their career averages????

Name these pitchers.
Post the record ERA.

>muh 50IP sample
Jejejejejeje

>>76251575
The original statement was "Why do NL pitchers hold the lowest ERA's???!"

"Hold" as in present tense, as in currently hold.

The answer is that they don't currently "hold" the lowest ERA.

Get over it you autistic faggot.

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This catcher is so fuckin soft and knew that if he got his hands on Bryce he'd prove himself a fucking Loser to the max. Pathetic. Sucks both on and off the field. Is there any other player that you bitch ass niggas going to prep up on your worse than shit """team?"""

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>semantics
why do anime pedophiles get so easily rattled???
Post the last 162 game sample. That's it. It's very easy.

>>76251639
How is it semantics when the original statement was fucking wrong? You're literally grasping for straws.

Go back in time and find the metrics I deem fair

Reminder

>Bumshit
>Pissey
>Penshit
>Melanshit
>Crawshit
>Panshit
>Can't
>Lelt
>Samardzjshit
>Shitland
>Whach

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>go to AL game
>catch foul ball
>literally equally involved in the game as the DH by a 100% margin

YOUR RESPONCE? :
>"REEEEEEE CONDITIONS I DEEM FAIR REEEEEEE ANIME ANIME PEDOPHILIA REEEEEEE"

My greatest contribution to /mlb/

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>tfw dominating baseball within the next 20 years

>>76251622

So let me ask you something then. Do you really think the AL has better pitchers than the NL? And if so, who do you consider to be the best pitcher in the AL?

AL is being meme'd on hard tbqhwyj and not one coherent reply to be found.

>>76251681
I think currently (as in this season, which is what the entire fucking argument was about) AL pitchers are outperforming NL pitchers.

These sour shoes pranks are gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARsWxuPfzPc

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>>76251671
We don't shit on the SanFUCKcisco "Giants" anymore, they're mest tier. Just watch the collapse of the dynasty that never was.

>>76251683
>NL babby says NL pitchers currently hold the lowest ERAs
>But thats wrong
>B-B-BUT LAST YEAR

Kek, sure showed us.

>>76251692
Now do the 162 game sample size. It's very easy.

>>76251710
>Change the entire argument to fit my narrative. it's very easy

>>76251692

Alright fair enough, but who would you say has better pitchers overall?

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>>76251708
>"currently hold"

Find me this string of words in the post in question >>76251448

what are you doing brother. Collect yourself. Jsut walk away from the screen. You've already lost.

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>>76251667
Watches NL.
Pitcher bunts


WOOOOOWEEEEEEE

>its a DG spams the thread with shitty opinions night
Now that the Mets, Cubs, and Giants all suck. It's like there's no one to really meme on which kind of proves why the AL is the better league this year. Karma sure is a bitch.

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American League "fans" are always easiest to trigger into a manic cardiac panic.

Replying to everything and anything while proving absolutely nothing.

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>>76251755
The DH was a mistake

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>>76251739

why are all girls associated with the dodgers actual team qtaf?

(3) free outs

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Reminder that no matter how good NL players think their league is, there's only one team destined to win the World Series this year.

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What is Kershaw's interleague ERA??!!
IT MUST BE SHIT JajshakahkahakajaHJNba

Will an AL bro post it????

Why do AL fans pretend to like baseball while calling true baseball boring?

>not one reply with stats dating back a full 162 game season

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ITT: reasons to live

>>76251830
>NL Fans desperately cling to the past because they suck in the present

l m a o
m
a
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Tanaka will rebound and eventually win the Cy!

>>76251846
The only one that matters to be honest, seeing as it's earned in the more difficult league.

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>>76251834
Tears of the mentally ill pedophilic AL fanbase.

Probably getting off to anime pedophilia as we speak. Editing their team logo into the chest of a prepubecent girl.

Pitching awards that matter:
Superior and the inarguably most difficult league to pitch in: The American League

Pitching awards that are really just participation awards:
NL, AAA, KBO, ages 9-12

>>76251817

Although it was kind of fun watching Scherzer get a hit and run the bases in his silly jacket, having a designated hitter obviously improves the game.

Why purposefully create an unfair matchup? Have a specialized hitter hit.

>>76251856
>that leaveland "fan"
that is something you can't make up

>>76251856
You hate the AL so much that you have such a boner for them by mentioning them in every last one of your posts so much that you jack off to the fact that the AL has dominated the NL in interleague play year after year. Care to explain why?

>>76251921
What is Kershaw's interleague ERA?
Respond to this.

Who are the ERA Leaders over the past 162 game sample size?
Respond to this.

Its very easy. Just give me names with the 162 game sample.

Give me free outs with 3 per game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UcISFher0U

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>almost at .500 after being 2-11 and having 10 players on the DL for a month

Literally who can stop >us?

Kris Bryant is factually a better baseball player than Clayton Kershaw, and this can be easily proven

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>>76250290
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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/a/stros!

>>76252560
I wish the team's logo was on her chest

>>76251448
>let pitchers hit
>hey why do we score less runs guys?

>>76251635
Bryce Harper is such a manbaby piece of shit

>>76250345
Southside fag here
Daaah, da sox!

>>76252560
How is this legal in 2017?

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>>76251431
I don't mind my guys battling y'all for the division tbqh. Y'all are a respectable ballclub.

>>76252560
Stop that

Hope the red sox bean manny tonight, it'll get his OBP back up there

What I miss the past 4 years?

>ywn sign be a manager and sign 2 year contract extension during a month where you lead your team to a 6-22 record
Why live brehs?

>Andino was playing well in AAA
>turns out he was on the gear
goodbye sweet prince

>>76255286
Many good memes my friend from Ulaanbaatar,

When was the last time a Marlins Firesale worked out for the Marlins

>Oakland will not televise the game on CSNCalifornia , it will air on MLB Network

Reminder that only casuals believe Lindor > Correa

>>76255609
Reminder that only turbo casuals believe Correa > Galvis

There is no reason why the Astros should be so good. They are a 105 loss team on paper.

>>76255819

They have solved baseball.

>>76256465
Fly the Arrow. Taste the Arrow. Skittles.

>>76255497
Statistically speaking, the 2nd one was a success until Loria jewed his way towards another one in 2013

>>76256548
Shoot the Arrow*

Top zozzle. Mr. Met got fired

>>76250299
>STL:Cardinals decide to cut bait with Broxton
5bucks says he's on the Cusb lineup by the end of the weekend. fml

>>76256638
Top zozzle, Buck Showalter got fired.

>>76250345
Primary Objective: Get hyped by Quintana vs Sale
Q is soooo gonna kill em
Q got soooo btfo

Get the feeling that this isnt gonna be a good year after all. Blame it on Reinsdorfgoldbergbaum

>>76256767
In what capacity did you think a team who was already at negative WAR getting rid of its two highest WAR players would have a "good year"?

who did it better?

me met or matt harvey?

>>76256952
Mr. Met. Fatt Harvey is shit at everything he does. inb4 *strikes you out*

>>76255819
Why are >rags this frazzled, just wait til next year for another chance maybe like the majority of the league has to.

>>76256986
That's because you are keeping a deserving team out of the playoffs, fool. Your shit team doesn

>>76256767
>Get the feeling that this isnt gonna be a good year after all

Sox fans. How do they work?

>>76257017
It seems that you're suffering a stroke, please get medical help

Nevermind

Real A's @ Indians thread here

>>76257073
>>76257073

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attention

it is June 1st and the Toronto Blue Jays are 1 (one) game off .500

that is all

>>76256748
Hi ass pained Yankee fan

>>76257771
I was just thinking about this.

Good job, though I doubt the hot streak lasts.

>When your AAA team performed the exact opposite as your MLB team
Nothing like your AAA team going on a tear with all the usual suspects playing on fire while the MLB team just completely disappears

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>>76257828
considering literally most of the team is only coming off the DL now, things are looking ok

then again they might've been the reason we sucked ass in the first place

mike's on he's ready to go..

>>76257898
True. Not the guy you replied to but it happens. Sometimes you just start slow. From what I can surmise you just had a bad April. But that's what's great about baseball; you can start slow and end hot because the season is so long.

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daaaaa jays and daaaaa yankees

time to show those upstart babby bummers what's what

>>76257964
funny how the division just up and tightened up too

there's two teams within 1 win of the division leader and we only have 4 less wins than the stankees, somehow

>>76258183
Yup. That's how baseball is. It's a game of averages. Once you get a couple of months into the season everything begins to balance out towards .500. Good luck in your series.

>>76258223
thanks bruh

yeah the first couple weeks always tell their own story. I of course never had any doubts

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>"Ketchup Chips are seriously one of my all-time favourite chip flavours," Lawrie said in a press release. "Playing in the show means spending a lot of time outside of the true north strong and free, and they're one of the things that I miss most. I'm amped up to see Ketchup Chip fans on the Pringles Ketchup Slippery Slide and be part of such a flavourful celebration of Canada's 150th birthday. It's slide time!"

Fuck the Methinals

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Doyers

>doyers

>>76259072
>Astros faggots unironically support the Doyers
Lmao.

LASTROS SUCK GO RANGERS.

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>his meme country doesn't have meme slides for meme chips with meme players participating

>>76259451
I see ketchup chips in the grocery store in town and I always wondered: do they taste strongly of ketchup? Anyways go Barves.

>>76259512
Nah, it's more like someone rubbed a tomato over a potato

You know it's been there but you can't really taste it

>>76259559
>you know its been there but you cant really taste it
Thats what i tell myself while kissing my wife after she gets back from her boyfriends house
GO RANGERS!

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windians!

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windians shutout desu

>>76259762
>>76259775
FUCK YOU.

>>76259800
Love you, too, asshole.

>>76259800
Oakland fan?

Hey /mlb/, /pol/ here.

We're having an argument about a viral video involving a kid trying to strong arm money out of a family that hit a baseball and cracked the windshielf of his car that was parked along the foul line. Anyone that played weigh in on this?

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/128001195#top

>>76259954
>/pol/ is too dumb to even link threads normally

>>76259954

First of all, most ballparks are "park at your own risk"

Its like complaining about getting hit in a moshpit, you supposed to know baseballs are around baseball fields.

Second of all, "gimme $200" is not how you file an insurance claim.

The kids are gay as fuck though. Everyone was gay. Gay video.

Who else old enough to remember when people cared about homerun milestones?

Daily reminder that the Los Angeles Dodgers got no-hit twice in 10 (ten) days.

Get in here RIGHT NOW

https://discord.gg/jEfrMY

>>76260064
Kys leddit

>>76260081
It is the official /sp/ server

who is watching St. Louis Cardinals - Los Angeles Dodgers?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng9YrTkOMsc live stream on tube

>>76260111
Thank you jose

>>76260121
gustav fernz mae name

>>76260158
thank you gustav fernz. wainwright looks really, really good today

>>76260173
do the dodgers always lose??

>>76260193
no, in fact before yesterday they were on like a 7 game winning streak

>>76259954
not gonna watch the video but thats the risk you assume if you park at your kids game

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Reportaned

>>76260203
i heard they have a terrible defense

>>76260225
>baseball
>defense

Uh

>>76260258
it's understandable i come from soccer ive been watching baseball 2 months ago

>>76260278

I believeing (You)'re referring to Pitching(a) and Fielding (b)

Yes??

>>76260306
yep, i heard dodgers have a bad fieldieng, i heard it on espn

>afternoon weekday games
Should be illegal

>>76260334
>>76260334
yeah their all kinds of fucked right now, can't figure which part is the most broken either

>shitty mexican gives up a homerun
BUILD A WALL

>>76260359
>>76260359
that is not you're usual intro ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJObTpEBzJc this is the new youtube streaming for the dodgers guys

>>76250319
>>76260383
MARINERS!

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>>76260385
hey, thnx
>>76260407

=D

>>76260193
Best team in league They'll have a series with Washington next week that will settle a few things.

>>76260380
the MLB won't let the wall happen, considering its all but confirmed that they will expanded to Mexico City.

>>76260371
>>76260334
Yasmani grandal as of 2017 is the best defensive catcher in baseball. Best defensive RF in the National League. Top defense 3B in the league. Even position is solid with the exception of 2B with Utley's old ass. Even Joc Pederson has outstanding defense when he doesn't record a hit in a week. Idk what you're hearing

>>76260471
>this fucking meme again.
You faggots are mentally ill. This will never ever happen. Not in Mexico. Not in Cuba. Not in Venezuela. Perhaps Portland and some other shithole city to relocate Tampa but Mexico. Dios mio, you sons of bitches have no idea what real life is like.

>the ancient sunken city of the M's

I just got into the MLB, what team should I be rooting for?

>>76260561
the astros

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>>76260561

Minneapolis Twins
welcome aboard

>it will not be a pleasant ride at times

>4 out of 5 starting pitchers get injured
>gallardo is the one who doesnt
Thanks injury gods

>>76260561
I'd you're into pedophilia and masturbating to preteen children in cartoon form Cleveland, Astros, and Mariners might be your speed. If you suck cock, Chicago would take care of you very well. If you like grit, passion, talent, and winning perhaps Los Angeles, Washington would be teams you might be interested in. If you enjoy humiliation, the new York Mets will give you a lot to cry over.

>>76260628
>If you like grit, passion, talent, and winning perhaps Los Angeles, Washington
kek

that strikezone in the dodger v cards game is dog shit

>>76260958
You are dog shit.

>>76261013
what is your team again?

>>76260958
Dude called the high inside changeup a ball but the outside fastball a strike lol. A sweep of Milwaukee and Washington will pad the W/L.

>>76261021
The Dodgers.

>>76261030
you're still dog shit like the strikezone that called a fastball up and away a strike twice

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>Mike Pelfrey has a better WHIP/ERA than every Tiger starter not named Michael Fulmer

>>76261065
It was a good call simply because it pisses you off. I hope I run into you a Dodger Stadium on the 7th. I'll be waiting for you there.

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>>76260659
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my ankle hurts
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I feel old and out of place
>I wish I was a dodger

>>76261068
Mike Pelfry is a legit pitcher. You guys know how to use him.

>>76261065
Don't bother man. That's a schizophrenic who lives in watts. I already told him I'll run his fade IRL June 6,7,8 in the Washington series. No reply. Pay no attention.

>>76261117
I'm right here. Meet me in Whittier.

>>76261085
>I wish I was a dodger and had no rings in 28 years
kek

>>76261147
Are you retarded? The Dodgers won 3 rings. 2010, 2012, and 2014.

>>76261172
lol

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>>76261125
Why would I go to Whittier? Why not in the outside parking lot by the sunset gate? Or the 7-mares lot? You're gonna be on WSHH. But you know in your heart you don't want this.

>>76261230
I want it. I'll be the midget wearing a Dodgers cap and lime green g-string. Meet me at the Carl's Jr. I love the Dodgers but hate all their fans.

>>76261230
>ump missed one call
Wow that's NEVER happened before, the Dodgers are getting screwed by completely unforeseen circumstances, MLB can't get away with this shit.

>>76261263
Fuck you that missed call was a game changer.

>>76261272
I think the other 26 outs and two strikes of that at bat that the Dodgers did jack shit with and the two runs they gave up probably had a little more effect on the game. That's just my opinion though.

>>76261293
I don't give a shit what you think. One missed call can change a series entirely. Look at the last NLCS for example.

>>76261263
Im not a angry by the call. It was to prove that it wasn't a call like this mentally ill >>76261083 said.
Shit calls are part of the game although a game defining call given the runner on base, with a power hitter coming up.

>disastros

>>76261378
>PissAsstros

>>76261384
>lastasstros

>>76261420
>Seguradeadstros

>>76261420
>GAstros.

>segura hurt
fucking rip

>>76261464
His leg exploded into a thousand small pieces.

What happened to segura?

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Is the rest of the league even trying?

>>76261566
>his best team only has a .600 winning percentage
Ha, mine has an .803

>>76261566
>all those dubs
I have the weirdest boner right now

>>76261698
>>>/b/

>14 teams off today
For what purpose?