/trans/ - Who makes up these bullshit rumours edition

>Chelsea striker Michy Batshuayi, 23, is open to leaving Chelsea on loan in the search for more first-team football, with West Ham keen. (Evening Standard)

And Chelsea's Dutch defender Nathan Ake, 22, is set for talks to decide whether he stays at the club or goes out on loan next season to get more playing time.(Guardian)

>Former Middlesbrough manager Aitor Karanka is close to being named as Leeds United boss after his friend Victor Orta was named as director of football at Elland Road.(Sun)

Manchester City's Nigeria striker Kelechi Iheanacho, 20, will reject offers from Paris St-Germain and Borussia Dortmund to stay in England.(ESPN)

>Borussia Dortmund have begun negotiations with Nice boss Lucien Favre to replace Thomas Tuchel who left the German Cup winners.(Daily Mail)

Newcastle manager Rafael Benitez wants to be sign his former Liverpool keeper Pepe Reina from Napoli and is weighing up a £4m move.(Daily Mirror)

Lyone is also interested in Bacca but they have Tolisso which we want, I would rather make a deal with them if I were Fassone.

>>76240646
>Virgil van Dijk, 25... the £50m-rated Netherlands player

u wot luv

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Hand over the keys to the carvery and nobody gets hurt

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>United are expecting to get news on Griezmann's availability on Thursday amid Court of Arbitration for Sport’s deadline day being pushed back to 1st of June (Regarding AM's transfer ban). - El Pais

Wojciech Szczesny looks increasingly likely to be heading back to Italy (Napoli) next year, but on a permanent deal.
The clubs are yet to reach an agreement, and stalling the deal may entice Juve to grab the Pole instead as Buffon's successor

Juve are reportedly willing to offer the Pole €4m/year but on condition that he sits on the bench for the majority of next season (as the Italian Legend is yet to call it a day on his career)

But Tuttosport says that it may be all for naught for Juve as the Pole would be more willing for play time.

>Despite Jaap Stam's attracting interest from bigger clubs following his impressive 3rd place finish for Reading last season, the club's director of football Brian Tevreden doesn’t feel the former Manchester United centre-back will be leaving in the summer.

>In fact the Dutchman says his 3-year plan includes Stam and hints that the club may even win the league next year given their rapid rise. - Telegraf


Despite interest from the China, US and Algerian NTs, Aitor Karanka is interested in staying in England is is reportedly interested in taking over at Leeds United - El Desmarque

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>Sandro's[Malaga] future is heavily determined on AM's verdict on their transfer ban. The Madrid club are favorites for the Spaniard's next club, with the €6m release clause being an absolute steal for them.

>But if the transfer ban is enacted, Everton's Koeman are said to be keen to poach the striker form Atletico's hands.

>Although, Los Colchoneros may buy the former Barca B player and loan him back to Malaga if the player so desires. - Cadena SER

Torino have reportedly joined the race to sign Diego Falcinelli [Sassuolo]. The 25-year-old is one of the many forwards recently linked with a move to West Bromwich Albion. - TMW

>Barcelona are showing an interest in Chelsea defender César Azpilicueta, according to claims in Spain. - Sport

City's Enes Unal is reportedly close to joining Spanish club Villareal who are likely to cuck Italian side, Lazio, for the player. Plaza Deportiva spotted the City striker at Manises airport in Valencia on his way to complete the move which coudl be worth €14m with a €20m buy back clause

>which seems to be a thing Pep wants to implement at city.

Liverpool manufacturing competition for a player they know they can sign. Sad!

so who's agent is going to be the first of the window to get the sack for suggesting a move to liverpool?

milan linked to morata and tolisso

pinch me lads im dreaming

>17.30: Manchester United have agreed personal terms with Atletico Madrid striker Antoine Griezmann, claims journalist Tancredi Palmeri.

>>76240737
Van Djik

>>76240745
>"journalist" Tancredi Palmeri

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i miss avb

>>76240718
>Barcelona are showing an interest in Chelsea defender César Azpilicueta
every summer the same rumour, he's the new thiago silva

>17:52 Liverpool have agreed terms with Barcelona attacker Lionel Messi, claims anon on 4chan

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Any updates on the [insert Southamption player name here] to Liverpool situation?

>>76240771

He listened to a song by The Beatles on LastFM, 100% confirmed and likely having a medical tomorrow.

>>76240771
him and casillas being revealed on monday

patience la

>14 posters
>all ABLs

Obsession.jpeg

>>76240774

ok but Griezmann is just a matter of time. it's a done deal la

i love football fanfiction this is my favourite thread

>>76240805
Barely any mention of Leicester so far

>>76240805

Mahrez is the one who said he wants to leave, saying he's leaving doesn't make you an ABL.

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>>7624079


wouldn't be trans w/o u lad

>>76240774
Anon is pretty reliable, 2bh.

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>>76240805
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>>76240805
Haven't seen any indication of people alluding to Leicester, Lincoln or Livorno desu

>>76240805
are you thinking of ABhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpool_F.C.s?

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>>76240817
>>76240819
>>76240835
>>76240842
>>76240869

Thanks for the replies, senpai.

>>76240915
You're welcome. Have another (You).

Any update on the Messi to Inter deal?

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>>76240931
Inter is postponing the reveal until they can convince Nike to bring back the sprite kit

>>76240927
Gracias Paulo

>>76240984
No problem, Josh.

I fucking love trans lads

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>>76238646

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de sargon

>>76240587
Quite the conundrum.

Don't mind Levy selling Walker and Rose but I really wish he wouldn't sell to title rivals. Why can't he sell them to Buyern or PSG

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why no transfer news?

>>76241092
Because Buyern and PSG would rather spend their money on good players, perhaps.

>>76241110
too early

>>76241092
Everyone seems to forget that Walker is a shit defender. He only started to look good when Aldwerweireld came in to defend for both of them

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>>76241110
Patience, Portubro

/trans/ has only just begun

>Lucas Perez has told Arsenal he wants to leave. Club have said they won't block his exit but won't give him away either

what are Arsenal going to do? no one wants to play there to start with and now they don't have CL

Claude and Robbie were just on the BBC news kek

>>76241092
they're english they probably wouldn't want to leave

>>76241183
When memes go too far

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>>76241183
they should get claude on instead

>>76241092
why would Buyern or PSG want them

>>76240743
I would like to think Morata is just fucking with them, the guy has been in like three cl finals in the last three years, why would he want to settle for Europa is beyond my comprehension. Also Chelsea is in the same run for Morata.
Tolisso is weird, he was linked with Juve the whole winter, and they have still some options to buy, I don't really know how Milan would beat them, other than the Bacca rumor.

>>76241148
korra

>>76241173
They already made two signings desu

Arsenal will win the league next season. It's clear that having Champions League is a disadvantage in the league.

>>76241017
>>76238646

Portugal: Vitoria Guimaraes
Spain: Valencia
France: AS Monaco
Italy: AS Roma
England: Arsenal
Netherlands: PES Zwolle
Germany: 1860 Munich
Scotland: Greenock Morton
Greece: PAOK
Turkey: Istanbull Bakasherir
Denmark: Lyngby
Faroe Islands: B36 Tórshavn
Sweden: Henlsingborg
Norway: HB Koge
Finland: FC Inter
Estonia: Levadia Tallinn
Latvia: Dauguva Riga
Lithuania: FC Kaunus
Belorussia: Dinamo Minsk
Ukraine: Dynamo Kiev
Moldavia: Sherrif Tiraspol
Serbija: Crevena Zveda
Republic of Macedonia: FK Metalurg
Albania: KS Flamurtari
Bosnia & Herzegovina: Sarajevo
Croatia: Jajduk Split
Bulgaria: Ludogorets Razgad
Romania: Unirea Urziceni
Switzerland: Grasshoppers
Austria: Austria Salzburg
Belgium: Charleroi
Wales: TNS
Ireland: Derry City
Northern Ireland: Colleraine
Poland: Slask Wroclaw
Czech Republic: Dukla Prague
Russia: FC Rostov
Cyprus: Ayia Napa FC
Hungary: MTK Budapest
Iceland: Stjarnan
Slovakia: Spartak Trnava
Slovenia: Olympia Ljubljana
Georgia: Dinamo Tbilisi
Azerbaijan: Khazar Lankaran FK


Non-European countries bonus round:

Australia: Newcastle Jets
Japan: Kashima Antlers
USA: Carolina RailHawks
Costa Rica: Deportivo Saprissa
Mexico: Cruz Azul
Brazil: Vasco Da Gama
Argentina: Independiente
Ecuador: Barcelona
Chile: Colo Colo
Bolivia: Club The Strongest
Paraguay: Cerro Porteno

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>>76241260
>Arsenal will win the league next season

>>76241260
having no Europe is an advantage, having Europa isn't

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>>76241260

>>76241260
>It's clear that having Champions League is a disadvantage in the league.
Correct, but Europa is an even bigger disadvantage

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Antonio Rudiger has reportedly agreed to move to Inter Milan

Radja Nainggolan responding to a Juventus fan who commented "treble" on his Periscope live stream last night: "The one who will get 3 is Cristiano Ronaldo with 3 goals."

Kessie passes Milan medical

Di Marzio: Atleti looking at Lacazette, Diego Costa and Belotti as potential Griezmann replacements

>>76241092
They probably won't even improve your rivals

>>76241260
>have to play EL instead
>can't sign any good players because no CL

>>76241276
>Belgium: Charleroi
Patrician.

ahahah aholy fuck ithey gvae wenger a 2 year contract i thought it wskwas a meme

Portugal: Martimo
Spain: Osasuna
France: Saint Etienne
Italy: AC Milan
England: Arsenal
Netherlands: NEC
Germany: HSV
Scotland: St. Johnstone
Greece: Panionios
Turkey:
Denmark: Brondby IF
Faroe Islands:
Sweden: Hammarby IF
Norway: Rosenborg
Finland:
Estonia:
Latvia:
Lithuania:
Belorussia:
Ukraine: Shaktar Donetsk
Moldavia:
Serbija: Partizan
Republic of Macedonia:
Albania: KF Skënderbeu Korçë
Bosnia & Herzegovina: Sarajevo
Croatia: Locomotiva
Bulgaria:
Romania:
Switzerland: Young Boys
Austria:
Belgium: Anderlecht
Wales:
Ireland: Cork City
Northern Ireland:
Poland:
Czech Republic: Sparta Prague
Russia: FC Rostov
Cyprus: Alki Larnaca
Hungary: MTK Budapest
Iceland:
Slovakia:
Slovenia:
Georgia:
Azerbaijan:

Iran: Mes Kerman
China: Tianjin
Australia: Brisbane Lions
Japan: Kashima Antlers
USA: Philadelphia Union
Costa Rica:
Mexico: Tigres
Colombia: Atletico Nacional / Envigado
Brazil: Internacional
Argentina: Newel's
Ecuador: Barcelona
Chile: Universidad de Chile
Bolivia: Club The Strongest
Paraguay: Cerro Porteno

>>76241260
>juve
>real
you might be onto something

why is it after you dunk a couple of biscuits in your tea, the tea doesnt taste sweet anymore? jist tastes plain

its fucking bizzare

>>76241357
Damn Belotti to Atleti could wreck some shit especially under Simeone

>>76241485
>>76241276

italy: juve
spain: sevilla
france: lyon
uk: leicester
portugal: porto

>>76241516
>uk: leicester

there is no "UK" league you cunt

Portugal: kek
Spain: FC Barcelona
France: Paris Saint-Germain
Italy: AC Milan
England: Chelsea
Netherlands: Ajax
Germany: Borussia Dortmund
Czech Republic: Sparta Prague

Brazil: Our league is shit
Argentina: Boca Juniors

Netherlands: Feyenoord
Italy: Sassuolo
France: Lyon
Germany: Hoffenheim
UK: Southampton
Portugal: Porto

>>76241542
*great britain

here you go :^)

>Van Dijk to LFC for £50m

Nice. If there's one transfer I could make this summer it'd be that

>>76241543
delet

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Chelsea

>out

Begovic
Matic
Zouma
Solanke

>in

Hart
Van Dijk
Christiensen
Nainggolan
Lukaku

wew, 17/18 champions for sure

>Wolves appoint foreign black man as manager: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40105588

>>76241555
Transfer News Live
@DeadlineDayLive 5m
SURPrISE SACKING: Southampton Defender van Dijk confirms the sacking of his manager Oliver Brijs shortly after links with Liverpool started to emerge

>>76241568
god those long shoulder pads were ugly

>>76241555
50m is crazy though

>>76241555
>50 million for another Soton player
come on m8

>>76241553
still no

>>76241653
>EPL

So is this Morata guy any good or just another meme?

>>76241675
This is /trans/. Everyone's a meme.

>>76241215
Wages, duh. He won the cl, might as well join Milan and be paid a lot.

>>76241675
65% skill, 45% meme

>>76241675
70% meme, 30% skill

>>76241702
You don't really feel like you won the CL unless you played in the final as a winner desu

>>76241719
t. CL winner

>>76241730
Just based on what people like Roy Keane have said about finals.

>>76241737
In all fairness, Roy Keane is a psychopath

>>76241357
>rudiger to inter
is he any good? he can't be worse than murillo, right?

>>76241719
How many CLs have you won lad?

>>76241368
>They probably won't even improve your rivals
City have fullbacks who can't attack or defend

Signing two who can only attack is a massive upgrade

>>76241675
30m player, the only reason he's been around madrid so long is because his father was a big boss (maybe still is?) in the two biggest radio stations in spain, cope and ser

>>76241764
>City have fullbacks
no they dont

>>76241773
*had

And Kolarov still exists

>>76241750
He's pure shit as a right back.

>>76241749
Oxlade Chamberlain was saying similar things about being benched for two FA cup finals and almost missing this year's cup final. It makes sense desu, if you're not playing in the final it's just not quite the same.

Morata played with Juve and lost, he'll want to play in a final and win.

>>76241780
>Kolarov
>Relying on a soon-to-be 32 year old
cba

>>76241763
I'm working on my 3rd

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>>76241805
Why doesn't Morata just go back to Juve...

>>76240646
Why does anyone care for linekers opinions? Decent player, but the man knows fuckall about managing a team

when the fuck are city announcing Edermeme?

>>76241555
>get champions league
>still buying Southampton players at 100% markup

I don't get it

>>76241805
fair 'nuff

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>>76241836
>implying Inter Milan Eder isn't the meme'est of all the Eders

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>>76241555
Nice trips

>>76241357
I miss Rüdiger at Stuttgart.

>>76241830
he has the charisma to make you forget

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who was the father?

>>76241928
looks like a twat. hope he flops so i don't have to look at him every time i watch city

>>76241706
>German math

Nice one, hans

>>76241983
haha oh wow now you got me haha

do you think there will ever be another CL winner like Liverpool who had no right?

>>76242057
Real Madrid in about 3 days

>>76242057
Juventus in about 3 days

>>76242057
>who are chelsea in 2012

>>76242057
Chelsea that year they won it

>>76242121
>>76242107
wew i completly forgot about that

>>76241941
yea he looks like a chimp but he's a beast and Im glad he's gone so get used to him

>>76242283
how often does he try his blooter assist?

>Tuttosport state that Inter made a “€70m + three players”, believed to be Andrea Ranocchia, Davide Santon and an unnamed third, offer for Belotti, which has been rejected.
don't like football anymore 2bh

>>76241260
Good luck winning the league while playing the Thursday-Sunday scedule

Who will be the shock transfer this time around?

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Are the Scots pound-for-pound the most deluded people on earth?

>>76242382
Sanchez to United

>>76242382
Neymar to Chelsea. Screencap this.

>>76242352

>H-here, have Ranocchia and Santon to sweeten the deal ;)

Wouldn't that reduce the overall value of the transfer? By like €20m?

>>76242389
Given that some of them genuinely believe that Celtic and Rangers are the two biggest clubs in the UK, Yes.

>>76242382
literally who to Wenger FC

>>76242406
That's as shocking as Welbeck to Arsenal.

>>76242407
Screencap'd

>>76242412
maybe or maybe not since Torino only finished 9th and 7 points off 8th

Why would you as a creative player go and play under Mou if some other clubs offer the same salary. Genuinely wondering

>>76242547
Maybe if you still think Manure are a big club.

>>76242547
are we talking about someone in particular? because united offer the best salaries

>>76242382
Rooney to nowhere

>>76242547
maybe the other clubs are even worse than mouyes'

>>76242547
Because he only parks the bus against teams he thinks can beat him

>>76242598
So he thinks every team can beat him?

>>76242568
Not really. Just wondering what the appeal would be as a creative player playing under Mou other than money.

>>76242613
if the other team has the ball, you cant score an own goal

https://twitter.com/Cristiano/status/869993203356848128

>>76242650
he usually wins trophies as well

>>76241276
>MTK
enjoying some second division football with the lads?

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>>76242726
Why is he so based

>>76242735
True but so does other managers. Just wanna know if anyone would think of a reason other than money to play mouball. Might be you just wanna win sure but if your creative I just can't see the appeal.

>>76242726
At least most athletes have fun on their social media, his is just all ads for shady stuff like egyptian steel and some rando thai phone

Janssen sold to Newcastle. Tottenham trade Lamela for bernarsdechi from fiorentina. My dad cleans pochettinos office and he saw the list.

>>76242843
Would be nice if true.

>>76242827
You mean homosexual.

>>76242735
The only manager in England who won a real trophy this season is Antonio Conte.

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>>76242057
Leicester 2018-19.

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you now remember why mou hates man city so much

Isn't it amazing what you can find on the interweb? https://depreschan.ovh/sp/index.html

>>76243000
based anelka

>>76243005
Pero caca?

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>>76243005

>>76242435
Lad, take your Arse shitposting to their general, please. We try and have a proper discussion here.

>>76243148
don't recognise a single one of these names lol

>>76243185
bait or 12?

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>>76243175
>We try and have a proper discussion here.

>>76243148
There was an Arse vs AC Milan legends game.
Arsenal: Seaman, Hoyte, Toure, Keown, Winterburn, Parlour, Petit, Gilberto, Overmars, Pires, Ljungberg

Subs: Lehmann, Cygan, Limpar, Grimandi, Boa Morte, Kanu

Goals: Kanu (3), Pires)

AC Milan: Abbiati, Cafu, Costacurta, Favalli, Serginho, Desailly, Ambrosini, Boban, Albertini, Di Canio, Vieri

Subs: Dida, Maldini, Massaro, Simone, Ba, Carbone, Simic, Eranio, Pancaro

Goals: Vieri (2)

No Baresi, if there was, I suspect lot less goals. Lehmann could have played for Milan. Where is Weah? Or Kluivert? Why the fuck is Hoyte considered a legend wew?

>>76243148
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK PARK

>>76243206
Probably both

>>76243262
>Vieri
>AC Milan legend
triggered t b h

>>76243304
WHEREVER YOU MAY BE

>>76243206
>>76243309
It's not the most exciting list of names let's be honest.

>>76243328
YOU EAT DOGS IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY

>>76243345
IT COULD BE WORSE
YOU COULD BE SCOUSE

>Henry Winter (The Times) has told to the channel "Talksport" that [David] Ospina will join Fenerbahce this summer.
Thoughts?

>>76241568
>Christiensen
Isnt he out on loan

>>76243148

Wait, Hargreaves can walk?

>>76240646

The PSG owners have got tired of their play thing already. Someone should snap up Veratti

>>76243359
EATING RATS IN YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE

>>96

>>76243375

mediocre keeper joins mediocre club

>>76243375
Reminder that Winter's brother is muslim

Threadly reminder Forest Echo News is still banned of Twitter whilst there are still active ISIS accounts preaching hate towards the west.

>>76241215
think chelsea are focusing on lukaku

anyway he'd get to be the main guy in a huge club which he hasn't been before, there's got to be some appeal in that

and I read Juve moved on from Tolisso, maybe the price was too high

>>76243533
What is Forest Echo News?

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>>76243535

>>76243551
People pretending to be sports journalists and reporting wildly ludicrous shit.

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Where's he off to in the summer lads?

>>76243551
https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/fake-footbal-journalist-war-on-twitter

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40105588

Anyone know anything on Nuno?
Realistically speaking, where will he take Wolves?

>>76243654
To work on season 9 of Curb Your Enthusiasm, I hope

>>76243704
>Realistically speaking, where will he take Wolves?
Relegation

>>76243704
>forgien ex-goalkeer with no prior experience of england
Will last until October then a proven championship manager takes over, oh shit sorry that was last year

>>76243704
what comes after championship?

>>76243762
Obscurity

>>76242570
>Nowhere Athletic

>>76243206
i'm 24 and i've never heard of any of those players

Man United rejected a £60m bid for De Gea from Madrid

>>76243965
They are all well known. Some of them are legends. All of them were relevant 10 years ago max.

>CLOSE : #Bakayoko should be the first signing of Chelsea. 5 year contract for 42M€. The player is waiting for the extension of Conte. #CFC

>>76243407
And Abidal is alive.

>>76244091
I've watched him against PSG and Juventus. He wasn't good enough.

>>76244091
baka baka baka

>>76244091
Matic out then?

>>76244091
revving up those bakachoko memes when he gives the ball away under pressure

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RAFA WANTS SKRTEL

>>76244110
This is the sort of post I am looking forward to.

>>76244119
Either him or Fabregas.

>>76244091
Kante>Fabregas>Matic>Bakayoko desu.

>>76243996
Oblak - de Gea swap deal confirmed

Watch this space

>>76244137
will enjoy saying things like baka desu~

>>76244137
Fabregas is the only creative midfielder Chelsea have though.

>>76244104
tbf, he was Big-guy mode and covering for his missing leftback buddy

>>76244091
Why the fuck would Chelsea pick up le mask man when they already have 2 midfielders who play his position better than him?

>>76243965
Even with my flag I recognize most those names

>>76244137
Fàbregas cannot fucking leave. It'd be calamitous.

>>76244222
Say that to Fabregas senpai, I am not Conte.

>>76244228
>flag
You sure?

I know, terrible joke. They can't all be winners.

>>76244248
>They can't all be winners.
You for sure.

>>76244248
If you want to joke about not being winners, at least (You) me

>>76244275
Sorry. Here's your (You).

>>76244199
depth

>>76244075
>>76244221
haha, tricked you! i was only pretending to be retarded!!

>>76244378
fuck off retard

Please Arsenal, give us back Lucas Perez, please, please, please. You can pay his salary if you want but make everyone happy and send him back.

>>76243704
Literally everybody in spain hated him so much he became a meme

>>76244199
Emenalo's black brotherhood.

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I saw my wife having sex with my best friend in my swimming pool on the same day I discovered my farther stealing my shares.dg
Its a long time ago that I saw my late wife having sex in my pool, I have since filled it in and my farther is dead. dg

>>76244540
classic tweets 2bh, i'm pretty sure he's genuinely mentally unwell

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Why the FUCK is no one buying Hector Herrera

Lads. What site(s) do you use to follow the latest shit? Twitter?

>>76244471
Isn't he injured? Didn't he score a fair few goals including a hattrick? Why would Arsenal give him back?

>>76244601
4chan.

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>zlatan will stay

>>76243262
Weah has been a politician for years

>>76244601
My imagination desu

>>76244601
Redcafe

>>76244679
I know but wouldn't turning up be good for that?

>>76244693
Led... Come on mang.

>>76244623
Okay. That's what I'm doing.

>>76244601
SportWitness

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>Manchester City's ambition is to win the quadruple in what chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak says will be "a massive year" for the club next season.

HAHAHA. What, the FA Cup, CL, Title and League Cup? Wew. They can do it, obviously, but I don't think they will.

Apparently West Ham want Ayoze perez. More at 11

>>76243535
Apparently Lyon values Tolisso around 40 mln. By giving them LEMINA we could get him for 30. Then Juve beat Barcelona and they became a top european club so they just quietly dropped the thing to try and aim for someone else.

Man City are going to spend £400 million

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>mfw Arsenal is being fucked over by the greedy board member who has given Wenger only £100m to sign players with, in a enviroment where £60m-£95m is the amount they need PER PLAYER
>mfw their other board member tried to buy the current one out so he could give Wenger the amount he needed
>mfw it was rejected

This is utterly baffling. Anybody who blames Wenger for this is so retard; it's right in your face. This guy is a businessman and doesn't care about the club. Force him to sell to Usamavoid or whatever his name is.

United rejected a £60m bid for Daniel De Gea

>>76244587
He has to go back...

>>76244791
to play the shitty games that suck ass

>>76244753
>Then Juve beat Barcelona and they became a top european club so they just quietly dropped the thing to try and aim for someone else.
Is this a meme?

Looks like Liverpool are going to sign Salah, Italy bros is he meme player? has Jurgen fallen for a meme?

>>76244829
Hyper meme

>>76244829
Didn't he go on loan at Liverpool like 3 years ago?

Is Oblak to Man U realistic?

>>76244829
Possibly, considering that he's a meme himself.

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>Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has agreed to join Paris Saint-Germain from Borussia Dortmund in a deal believed to be worth £61m.

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>>76244863
Honestly surprised that he went for that low, given today's prices for players

Also that's lewd

Also pic related

>>76244851
Mouyes is pretty racist. We won't see a black there.

Ederson to ManCity is a done deal for 40mln la's

>>76244878
I thought £65m desu. So £61m isn't bad. PSG gonna be pretty good.

>>76244892
Chequebook manager is trying his best to get that quadruple.

>>76244863
Lies, the source is bullshit.

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>>76244880

>>76244878
Auba is quite one dimensional, although he is very good at playing le fast fox in the box man.

>>76244924
Isn't he basically a striker Sturaro?

Meaning, you wouldn't want him to think, just for him to rely on his instincts

>Arsenal have signed 20 year old Moussa Demebele from Celtic for £30m

How do you react?

>>76241276
>Poland
>not Lechia Gdańsk

pff

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>>76244968
pic related because it would probably mean the owners were finally willing to spend what is required to make arsenal competitive

>>76244924
I'm somewhat aware of this (Bundesliga is n't my main league), but after all he won the golden boot in the league, and is consistently in the running for African player of the year, so i would imagine he would generate at least Suarez numbers

>>76244968
>Alexis and Özil: u got dembele from dortmund niiiiice
>wonga: no the one from celtic
>wonga: hello? where did u guys go

>>76244998
It's already confirmed Wenger gets £100m. That's it. The other board members are worried. They've tried to buy Kroneke out because of what he's doing. He rejected it. Until that guy is gone, Arse won't be competitive.

>>76244817
Dunno, you'd have to see for yourself. Juve definitely is in the top 4 clubs in the world at this point

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Based Roy Keane triggering united customers again

>>76241147
Can you imagine how shit he'll be when he has Jimmy Pebbles covering for him

OFFICIAL OWNER NATIONALITY POWER RANKINGS (prototype)

1. Arab
2. Russian
3. English
POWER GAP
11. Chinese
12. Any other European country
POWER GAP
101. Any other Asian country
HUGE POWER GAP
100001. American

feedback is welcome

>>76245145
Misread what you said, I thought you meant Juve beat Barca to Tolisso

>>76245199
Who cares? He got trophies and CL. Benitez was 'replaced' because he was a stand-in manager who wanted to do Madrid.

>>76245215
Interesting how you decided to not rate your own nation

>>76245298
it's right there. No.11.

>>76245199
savage, the kind of comment mouyes will never forget

>>76245199
Why is Keane so based since he retired? He always just cuts through the bullshit and isn't afraid of people reacting negatively to him

>>76245335
BTFO
T
F
O

>>76245215
FSG done alright at Liverpool. Club was a mess when they took over

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>>76245335

>>76245199
B-but the Special One...
B-but le Wenger is le Specialist in Failure!!!!!!
I j-just need a-another £500m! When I g-got Griezmann and PEA and... and.... Dembele! A--and... Annnnnd....!

>>76245199
The harsh reality. Manure customers are deluded.

>mfw I just won the League Cup in my debut Season as Oxford United with a 5-1 win over Man City
>mfw I thought it was bollocks so I reloaded the game and played again...
>mfw I won 5-1 again
>mfw I loaded up the game again and made 2 tactical changes
>mfw lose 5-3, 4-1 and 6-3

Fucking hell this game is so broken. If you get the tactics right you always win. I've lost once in this entire season, 2-1 to Chelsea in FA Cup 5th Round.

>>76245199
mourinho hits him hard when he called him a poorfag that had to whore himself to 2nd tier sports shows just to make due. he's gonna sperge for a while

>>76245497
LOL when did Mouyes fucking say that?

Hello lads, r8 my Madrid transfers:
>In
Vallejo
Llorente
Mbappe
De Gay
Hernandez
>Out
Morata
Pepe
Hamez
Bayol
Navas
Coentrao

>>76245444
You have no face, I suppose?

>>76245582
customer/10

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>>76245582
Navas is too good to go out, but if it's included as a swap + £40m for De Gay, it'd be cool. Bale, who'd buy him? Hamez to who? Pepe to who? Llorente - what?

>>76245594
I FORGOT MY IMAGE. I ALWAYS SOLVE THE CAPTURE BECAUSE IT OFTEN FUCKING FAILS. REEEEEEEE! NO BULLY!

>>76241276
>Unirea Urziceni
I unironically play for a team that's in a higher division than they are.

Who /lifelong/ here. Can somebody change this to something funny? Like for United or Liverpool or City or Chelsea?

>>76245582
Llorente to Madrid is a fucking meme. Mbappe would be good. Bale to where?

Bild.de @Bild 1m1 minute ago

BREAKING: @BVB have annouced their new manager, 63 year old German Felix Magath, on a 4 year contract

http://www.bild.de/wa/ll/bild-de/unt-dortmunde-sleptikze-danzer-Felix-Magath.bild.html

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>>76241276
Fuck it, I wanna do this.

Portugal: Benfica
Spain: Barcelona
France: /lifelong/ Nice
Italy: this is quite difficult, but I'd probably go with Milan
England: Liverpool
Netherlands: Ajax
Germany: Dortmund
Scotland: Celtic
Greece: Panathinaikos
Turkey: Eskişehirspor
Denmark: Köpenhamn
Faroe Islands: B36 Tórshavn
Sweden: Djurgården
Norway: Molde
Finland: Mariehamn
Estonia: Tammeka
Latvia: Dauguva Riga
Lithuania: Atlantas
Belorussia: Minsk
Ukraine: WAXTAP Donetsk
Moldavia: Saxan
Serbija: Vojvodina
Albania: Belasica
Croatia: Zagreb
Bulgaria: Ludogorets
Romania: Cluj
Switzerland: Basel
Austria: Wien
Belgium: Anderlecht
Wales: Inter Cardiff
Ireland: Wrexham
Northern Ireland: Crusaders
Poland: Warsawa
Czech Republic: Plzen
Russia: Krasnodar
Cyprus: Apoel
Hungary: MTK Budapest
Iceland: Grindavík
Slovakia: Žilina
Slovenia: Maribor
Georgia: Tbilisi
Azerbaijan: Baku
Australia: Sydney FC
Japan: Kashima
USA: Galaxy
Mexico: Monterrey
Brazil: Palmeiras
Argentina: Newells Old Boys
Chile: Colo Colo

>>76245617
Perez will want another Spanish NT keeper. Navas doesn't have the marketing to succeed at Madrid and he's too inconsistent. However if Navas were to stay that wouldn't be a problem either, not that he's a bad keeper.
Bale could easily find suitors, probably back in England, probably Chelsea or United or maybe even City, they have the money to buy him. The way I see it, Isco is superior and Bale is always injured anyways.
Hamez to literally anywhere but RM, maybe Buyern or Manure.
Pepe is a free transfer who cares lol, probably Inter or PSG or maybe China.
Marcos Llorente could be Casemiro's backup, the only position that needs one. A more defensive minded MF, literaly have no one but Casemiro and Kroos (lol) to do this.

>>76245650
Llorente is already a Madrid player, loaned on Alavés this season, and he is amazing, he and Hernandez were both amazing.

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>>76245525
he didn't name him, but everyone knows he was referring to him

>>76243000
>losing to a team where danny mills was a player

>>76244778
£100m is plenty. £60m is reserved for meme players at this point and I think Arsenal already has enough of those.

>>76245713
>Current team: Swansea City A.F.C. (#9 / Forward)

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Lucas Hernandez, 50m € to City.

>43M for Mohamed Salah. THAT Mohamed Salah
How embarrassing

>>76245894
>another 50m on a player
the sheik has gone full retard, hope they don't win anything again next season

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>>76245617
S-s-sorry senpai.

>>76245894
Literally Juan Stones
>>76245940
City had a massive FFP fine refunded because it was illegal

They're rolling in cash right now

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ARE LA LIGA GOALKEEPERS FUCKING INHUMAN OR SOMETHING

IN FIFA'S CAREER MODE, WHEN I WAS IN THE PREM I'D SCORE THREE GOALS PER MATCH. NOW I'M IN LA LIGA AND EVERY FUCKING MATCH IS 0-0

THIS FUCKERY HAS TO END

>>76245966
>playing the worst sports game out there

>>76245894
>>76245937
Stop this right now.

>>76245953
they have infinite cash, that's not the problem, it's the spending every summer 200m net, kinda shits on the league

>>76245966
Nanomachines, son

>>76245966
Not subtle enough. Latest FIFA is absolute gash though.

>>76246019
Subtle WHAT? I'm not baiting, I'm legitimately fucking seething here.

>>76245966
>unironically playing the worst fifa installment in years

Worst part is you cant even mod it,so why the fuck would you bother?

Just pirate 15, add an extra 10 gb of faces,kits,stadiums,faces and gameplay mods and you're set.

>>76246031
Sure, keep telling yourself leliga is the best league in the world.

>>76241276
France-Lyon
Portugal-Benfica
Spain-Espanyol
Italy-Napoli
England-Tottenham
Netherlands-PSV Eindhoven
Germany-Bayer Leverkusen
Scotland-Aberdeen
Greece-AEK
Turkey-Galatasaray
Denmark-
Faroe Islands-
Sweden-
Norway-
Funland-Helsingin Palloseura
Estonia-
Latvia-
Lithuania-
Belorussia-
Ukraine-Waxtap
Moldova-
Serbia-Red Star Belgrade
Macedonia-
Albania-KF Skenderbeu
Croatia-Dinamo Zagreb
Bulgaria-Ludogorets Razagad
Romania- Steaua Bucuresti
Switzerland-FC Basel
Austria-RB Salzburg
Belgium-Anderlecht
Wales-Wrexham
Ireland-Cork
Northern Ireland
Russia-Zenit St. Petersburg
Poland-
Czech Republic-
Cyprus
Iceland-
Slovakia-
Slovenia-
Georgia-
Azerbaijan-Qarabag

Bonuses:
Brazil:Sport Recife
Argentina:Boca Juniors

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Who do you think will spend the most this summer?

Man City
Man United
Real Madrid

>>76246210
citeh

>>76244924
well he's not very good when the other teams park the bus or when playing against a top tier defence. but he's good when counter attacking with spaces behind (obviously)

>>76244587
He has two seasons dead

>>76246072
What the FUCK are you talking about, Charles? I'm not trying to praise La Liga, I'm just feeling venomous hatred for a video game at the moment.

Finally managed to score two goals. Bad part is that they were against Espanyol, so I don't feel particularly accomplished.

>>76246210
City on transfer fees
United if you factor in wages