/trans/ - Penis enlargement to China when edition

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>Atleti meme is finally over
Finally you dirty cunts.

1st for da terriers

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Here we go lads.

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nth for chimneys

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>>76253546
PLEASE BUY CONCEIÇÃO!!!! DON'T LET HIM RUIN PORTO EVEN MORE!!!

>>76253573
Wayne Rooney to Bayern Munich for....

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*carves internally*

>>76253573
OH, BOY! BALOTELLI TO MILAN! AGAIN!?

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>>76253580
Hello i'd like a refund as I feel this player was mis-sold.

>>76253573
Robben to Chelsea for...

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>>76253573
>Juan Mata to United

>>76253590
*carves apart defence*

just fucked my second redhead lads, shit was cash

also javi martinez

>>76253573
Bayol to bayern

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>>76253573
Toni Kroos to Juventus for...

>>76253573
costa to ac milan

>>76253645
fuck wrong pic.
whatever

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The lads special him and Mane on the wings watch out got a feeling are year

>>76253643
Tell us about her la'

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>>76253605
Get the fuck ouf of here. It was your fault for not taking advantage of our memes

Have you participated in the Piguain strawpoll yet?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13087247
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>>76253678
she's short, has a panda tattooed on her back, she likes dogs (she has a malinois)

she's got a girl next door thing going on, very, very cute

she likes my sense of humour

i think I'm in love Henk-Jan

>tfw you always know when Libby is doing sportsday cause the quality is shit

PATÉTICO DE MADRID CAN'T SIGN NOBODY THIS SUMMER

THEY ARE CRYING BECAUSE REAL MADRID CAN BUT THEY CAN'T

TOP FUCKING KEK GUYS LAUGH AT THEM

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

http://www.espnfc.com/atletico-madrid/story/3137327/atletico-madrid-transfer-ban-upheld-by-cas-until-january-2018

>>76253655
it was the right pic for me, thank you germany

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>>76253731
>having scarlet fever
Top man

>>76253745
>>76253678
I love you, lads

>not loving /trans/
wew

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>They also confirmed 50% of the fee will be paid to "third parties".
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>76253755
Is it the Irish?

>>76253573
hazard to psg for:

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>>76253755
>>76253766

>>76253767
That seems possible.

>>76253755
>third parties
It's easier to write than 'Jorge mendez and Jorge mendez' company'.

>>76253772
>tfw we starting to see the dawn of a new age of agents where they have more power than the managers thanks to retarded owners

I don't like this thread, make a new one

>>76253783
price is a bit low desu

>>76253546
>>Leicester want £50m for Riyad Mahrez after the 26-year-old winger put in a transfer request, with Arsenal currently favourites to sign the Algeria international. (Daily Express)

Hahah. 50% of his entire budget on a poor-mans Mata.

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>>76253656
>Even in his highlights he's still got that God awful touch

>>76253755
FUCKING MENDES

>>76253562

Yep atleti will never recover from losing their main striker...

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>>76253790
Here i just improved the thread with anime.

>>76253723
>B-But he scored against Monaco, all the countless chokes are void!
How BTFO are reddit going to be this Saturday?

Saul is the only player from atlhetico would buying

Why the FUCK is transfermarkts latest transfers section down!?

>>76253752
How big is her fempenis?

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>>76253573
>mfw pogba to man utd

>>76253811
Yeah I'm sure they will buy a beauty, just ignore that transfer ban you unwashed monkey...

>>76253731
I'm happy for you Maxime!

>>76253846
that's the best part
she's got a vagina

*highfives based israel*

>>76253874
it's Louis but thanks mate

Costa extension when?!?? Hopefully this means no Lukaku and they add some much needed depth.

Also is this Tolisso a meme? I don't watch the French league so I have only seen a few Lyon matches.

>>76253851

>transfer ban

Ahmed please don't be so innocent

>>76253897
The appeal failed you mong.

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Salah's agent has negotiated personal terms with Liverpool - Roma line up Berardi as replacement
t. Gazzetta dello Sport

BERARDI WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO JUVE

>>76253573
>Reus to Juve for

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>mfw Lukaku to Man United

>everyone getting new players
>liverpool can't get anyone klopp wants

Poor Klopp.

>Newcastle have found agreement on personal terms with Reina. Only thing to solve is Reina still not certain whether to leave Napoli or not

the shit jounos say lads, personal terms agreed but hes not sure if he wants to leave...

>poop

>>76253573
Kroos to United for 96mil

>>76253993
kek

>>76254016
>96

F

>1st and 4th most expensive keepers ever on the same team
Behold the brilliance of Pep

>>76254028
and yet he will still claim signing Bravo was a good idea

>>76253911
Berardi > Salah desu

>>76253948

>Keita is done la'
>Van dijk alrdy in anfield
>Lacazette baguette
>Salah قصف

at the end will probably get Ox for 50mil and other english cunts

>>76253573
>reus to dortmund

>>76254069
>According to the eminently reliable pair of Gary Jacob and Paul Joyce, Manchester City will offer Southampton £50million for the centre-half, and they already have his wage packet prepared. The Dutchman will be rewarded with a five-year contract on £180,000 a week.

>>76253948
What happened to Clichy deal?

>>76253573
>bayern to buy lcim for 92 mil

hmm

guys can I still post here if I like women

?

>>76254016
>30 February

>>76253875
Miss me with that hetero shit famalam. Good for you though, I guess

>>76254028
Isn't the 5th most expensive keeper of all time like 15m euro or something?

>>76253573
Diego Costa to Barcelona

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>>76253875
i love this trans lad's not-trans gf

>>76253875
Carrying the weight of all the /trans/ lads on his shoulders

Good lad

>>76254117
apparently Liverpool aren't actually after him

>>76254117
>picking up city's scraps

I thought Liverpool were supposed to be ambitious?

>>76254214
Milner is the best LB in the league la'!!!

>Moaninho: We don't want Jajames because we're getting Greaseman now.
>Atl Madrid appeal failed
>We didn't want him anyway, we need a no.9 not no.10

BTFO

>>76253573
Eden Hazard to Barcalona for...

>>76254299
I think those reports just said the club had other targets, not namechecking Griezmann.

>>76253573
Hamez to Barça for a combined fee of

>Snubchester

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

So is greaseman not moving because of the transfer ban

I know city are signing an aleti CB next year instead of this one because of it

So, who will spend the most this season. United, Chelsea or City?

And out of the other '''big clubs''' who will spend the most. Arsenal, Liverpool or Spurs?

>>76254393
Actually he can. He has a release clause which must be honoured. This means if United pony up the £100m, they can get him. That's the only way he'll be sold.

>>76253573
Schweinstiger to Arsenal for...

>>76254393
The ban only covers players coming in, not leaving. It's more united need a better striker to replace Zlatan instead

>>76254159
love me a good poacher

What ever happened to that gook Arsenal singed last /trans/?

Fuck I really wanted to see Griezmann play in England. Absolute QT.

>>76254393
Apparently city had an agreement not to buy if the ban was enforced

>>76254468
he'll probably leave no matter the transfer ban

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Ill miss not having him at the ol /trans/ carvery desu

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https://www.theplayerstribune.com/dani-alves-juventus-the-secret/

Nice read

>>76254485
Nah mate, he's not leaving with the transfer ban upheld.

>>76253573
Vidal to Real Madrid

United would be better off with Lacazette anyway

>>76254414
>£100m
Euros, not pounds.

Would Griezmann leave them like that though?

>>76254530
>Mourinho playing tiny-ass Lacazette up front

>>76254547
Oh it's disgusting Reich money? Okay. So £87m. That'd be hilarious. Mouyes buying two massive signings at United.

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>>76253731
>Tattoo
Dropped

>>76254451
Arsenal signed a gook? They signed a Nip.

Takuma Asano went on loan at Stuttgart. 4 goals in 24 games. So pretty terrible. Though he is 22.

>>76254414
Forgot about the clause

Thanks la

>>76254500
>It another I came from nowhere backstory

>>76254610
Dolly Little's voice is so offputting

>>76254565
So what if Mouyes will have the two most expensive players of all time playing for him? He won the fucking EUROPA league my man, how can you argue with these results.

>>76254547
>Would Griezmann leave them like that though?
he was already rumoured to leave last season and after all the recent shit results he's probably a bit tired of the club, and if simeone leaves he'll leave too

big clubs are not going to be always there and things change quick, look at reus

>>76254614
>Though he is 22
not really an excuse at that age anymore

Roberto Mancini has been appointed the new manager of Zenit St.Petersburg.

>@JamesRobsonMEN: City face hearing at Court of Arbitration for Sport over Garre signing. If they lose, they face threat of transfer ban
its over poop ur finished

Fully erect when I saw the Huntelaar news desu

>>76254736
Good experience to add to that sqaud

>>76253911
Berardi after the rejection of last 2 season is out of the juve project.

So, realisticaly, how will arsenal's squad look like at the end of the transfer window?

>>76254736
Is he a Klaasen replacement?

>>76254758
not very different

>>76254703
>simeone leaves
Thought he was confirmed staying.

>big clubs are not going to be always there and things change quick
Good point. Now is the exact right time for him to leave.

>>76254758
Mentally weak, as per

>>76254758
A couple of shades darker

>>76253573
marco reus to dortmund
make it happen lads

>>76254732
city are just going to sign loads of players before they get banned

>>76254732
they'll get the ban postponed until they can present allegations, not effective at least until winter, and the sheik will spend 1 billion this summer to compensate

>>76254768
>Thought he was confirmed staying.
oh I didn't know, tried to find out before posting but every article was a few weeks old

>>76254751
There's also talk of Nigel de Jong returning, maybe Sneijder as well but I doubt that. Also very positive that Huntelaar and van der Sar have both come out and said that Huntelaar will be behind Dolberg in the pecking order, he understands his role and knows Dolberg won't play all 50+ games next season. >We only really had Cassierra available as back-up striker, and he's definitely not ready yet. Traoré was used as a striker when Dolberg was injured, which actually worked well at times. However, he's gone back to Chelsea who now look to be selling him to either Lyon, RB Leipzig or Hoffenheim.

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So we can all agree that this was the worst installment since 14 yeah?

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>>76254758
This but swap sanches with Mahrez

>>76254732
City have already won this case in two different courts already.
CAS is where you go when you've lost everywhere else

MEN's a tabloid rag which is why they're presenting the story like this

>>76253573
The Metro are reporting Robin van Persie to Barcelona for...

>>76254736
How angry/sad/mad are you at the defeat in the el final?

>>76253573
>Vidal to Chelsea
It's happening, we're coming for UCL lads

>>76253573
>Balotelli to Dortmund
Just crazy enough to be believable, with Aubameyang possibly leaving and Favre rumoured as the new manager.

>>76254799
serves you right for pre-ordering it every year

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>>76254644
It's just a typical pornstar's voice anon

>>76254819
Piss off Conte

>>76254835
Nah she sounds like a 60 year old chainsmoker pretending to be 10

>>76253573
roland.

also I made up Balotelli to Dortmund a few days ago.

>>76254799
I hate fifa now. Even fucking Buyern players move like they are from a single star team

>>76254830
I bought that piece of shit at half price a christmas

>>76254644
Agreed. Which is a shame, because everything else is fine.

>>76254732
Court of Arbitration for Sport is an appeal's court which means City has already won the case once

They're fine anyway, the kid in question had a full italian passport which made it legal to sign him at 16

>>76254896
Isn't it the other way around, they've lost so taking it to the next highest level?

Didn't want Griezmann anyway desu

>>76254896
Did barca not go there to delay their ban

>>76254910
Yeah, no idea what that city customer is spacking on about

>>76254910
http://www.espnfc.com/story/3133235/manchester-city-and-fifa-team-up-for-cas-appeal-by-velez-sarsfield

Don't be so lazy.

>>76254910
Nah, Fifa are literally co-plaintiffs with City in this case because it's their ruling being challenged

>>76254910
No, they've won, so the other club are taking it further.

>>76254764
Nope, Klaassen plays behind the number 9, a bit like Müller. Though it does seem likely Klaassen is leaving this summer, Donny van de Beek will likely just become a starter, which I don't have problem with at all. He's already proven himself ready to start. Could've had a couple of clutch goals against Schalke and Lyon too but unfortunately the bar was in the way twice.

>>76254811
Well to be completely honest I already knew what happened was going to happen. Sure I got pissed off during the game, I was watching it in the centre of Amsterdam with about 100k people so you naturally get more emotional. However reaching the final was already a massive accomplishment and I only feel pride of the team. The fact that >we had a 17-year-old starting the centre of defense and holding his own was brilliant. For many this is the most exciting team in years due to the sheer potential. I truly believe Dolberg, De Ligt and Sánchez could grow into being amongst the best players in their respective positions, and people who follow the academy know how much talent has not even completely broken through yet. Our reserve team (Jong Ajax) finished second in the Dutch second-tier (three youth teams from Eredivisie clubs play in the second-tier, like in Spain). In fact, the only finished four points behind champions VVV Venlo, who got promoted. I'm pretty sure our reserves could've gotten promoted through the cluster-fuck play-off system if they were allowed to get promoted. I'd argue that they could beat a couple of Eredivisie teams as well.

>>76254941
ahhhhh ok

>>76254941
>>76254938
>>76254935
Huh, whatdayaknow

Think we can all agree a big arse on thin keys is shite can't we lads?

>>76254942
>17-year-old starting the centre of defense and holding his own was brilliant.
meh uited were sorta playing a pretty lazy tactic and knew that sanchez couldn't pass for shit. None of the Ajax team were remotely good

>>76254703
It is when your entire career has basically been spent in the Literally Who leagues. When you hit 24, you're no longer considered Youth Player, that's when it stops being OK.

>>76254961
>>76254969
Yeah, and chances are if FIFA have said there's nothing wrong CAS will agree

BOYS - thought on evras insta?

>>76254799
They made it too defensive. It's easier to beat difficult teams that It is to beat shit ones because teams that park the bus are impossible to break down

>>76254994
I love this game!!! <3

>>76254799
I hated 16 more

>>76254982
I agree, but it shows that Ajax have finally implemented Cruijff's Revolution.

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btw atletico can recall all loaned players, that means they can bring back vietto, amath, hector hernandez, which are not bad attackers, and a few defenders

I think the'll sell greaseman and a few others for the max using the ban as an excuse and bring back all those faggots

>105m for mbappe
>100m for lukaku
>90m for belotti
>65m for morata
>50m for van dijk
>50m for mahrez
>50m for barkley
>45m for lucas hernandez
want to go back to the grand ol days of 30m for berbatov and robinho being mental

>>76255046
>>50m for barkley

What? Also, imagine Arse signing him and using Wilshere. Two crap Englel shitfucks.

>>76255046
>back to the grand ol days

Can't happen. The money is insane, but there are too many clubs with insane amounts of money to blow.

Just wait for player salaries to start rising at the same exponential rates as buy out prices. Rooney was just the start

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>>76254840
That's just the accent they make all the pornstars use

>>76255076
I'll refer you to the OP saying that Ozil and Sanchez want 350k p/w each.

>>76253573
oh shit here we go lads

>>76253573
Goetze to Buyern again?

>>76254799
>go 2-0 up inside 5 mins
>other team turns into peak barcelona for the rest of the game whilst your defenders become league 2 tier

every time with this fucking game

>>76253807
tbf he's controlling the ball and its orientation with his chest it's not easy

>>76253573
Go

>>76255102

Let me know when arsenal actually pay them that much money

>>76255046
I remember when barcelona signed villa and later cesc for 40m thinking football had gone crazy with those prices. This was like only 5 years ago haha

>>76255133
that same report says they've already offered 300k/w to sanchez

https://streamable.com/bqn15
#reuspect

>>76254610
>>76254644
>>76254835
>>76254610
>Cute Teen Dolly Little Brushing Her Teeth

How is this a thing?

>>76255183
Literally why do people go to these things? Does anyone at all give a single shit

>>76254916
Ngl I'm peak customer so I still really want him

>>76255197
Pedophiles need porn they can look at without any actual risk of arrest

>>76255201
its hard to distinguish well-meaning people who take things too far and utter lunatics who just want the attention

Max Kruse to United?

>http://www.goal.com/en/news/8/main/2017/06/01/36015092/kruse-attracts-mourinhos-interest-amid-man-utd-striker

>>76253546
>>The La Liga champions are ready to break the world transfer record by signing Chelsea midfielder Eden Hazard, 26, for £100m
pls 'no.' I don't want him to leave.

>>76253573
>Eden Hazard to Barcelona for...

>>76255183
>flying homo flags for something completely unrelated
is this australian shitposting

>>76255254
Going to West Brom

>>76255279
its orlando

>>76255254
they meant robbie kruse

>>76255183
Is that a Sanic hat?

HAHAHAHAHA

>>76255276
I could see it. Though apparently Madrid are wanting De Gay and Azard for a total £150m.

>>76255254
Toni Kuse*

sad how Swansea haven't been mentioned lol

no it isn't actually

means we're not selling anyone

good

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>OFFICIAL: On 1 July 2017, our home will be renamed the Allianz Stadium.

Who /customer/ here?

>>76255315
Don't think theyll get 'Azzar for £50m

>>76255347
>le6end
what

>>76255347
>35
cheeky
Also I thought Buyern were the Insurance Areana

>>76255350
De Gay would go for £100m? I suspect £90m for Azard and £60m for De Gay.

Allianz Arena in Munich
Allianz Stadium in Sydney
Allianz Park in London
Allianz Parque in Sao Paulo
Allianz Riviera in Nice

And now the Allianz Stadium (again) in Turin
>>76255365
They're the first club to win the league 6 times in a row

Darren Fletcher has agreed to join Stoke

kek who is going to fall for the Barkley meme? All you ever see him doing is an apologetic wave to a teammate after he makes yet another shit pass

>>76255395
De gay 60 million bid just got rejected. Unless his real Madrid DNA is suddenly found, he isn't going for 60.

>>76255395
Why would United need to sell?

>>76255027
>sell greaseman
I wish. He doesn't wanna leave now anyway.

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>>76255197
Some people have weird fetishes, and she was just getting into the business

>>76254500
What do you think of this one?
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/explain-your-job-wondolowski/

>>76255399
le6endary would make more sense
le6end seems like its referring to a player who wore #6

>>76253573
ribery 2 liverpool

>>76255517
I think it also refers to the 6 players that have been along for the ride.

Lichtsteiner
Buffon
Marchisio
Barzagli
Bonucci
Chiellini

>>76255399
Remember when Juventus had to compete with Inter and AC Milan for the title in the 90's and early 2000's? Remember when Milan had players like Costacurta, Dida, Baresi, Desailly, West, Boban, Ziege, Leonardo, Kluivert, Ronaldo, Weah, Papin, Shevchenko, Guillit, Rijkaard, Van Basten, Bierhoff, Tasossiti...

Now who do they have?

Bale back to Spurs this window

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>>76255563

>>76255197
Where's the teeth brushing? I wanna see that shit.

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How did Juve mange to turn Serie A into the new Bundesliga? Did Benítez really fuck everything up

>>76255597
More like Inter and AC crumbled away

>>76255597
Inter and Milan killed themselves. Inter had a number of bad managers and bad decisions concerning players, Milan started showing all the problems that come with their shady dealings once they had no money.

>>76255580
Literally the first result in google

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>>76255623

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>wigan are still getting money from the pl

>>76255549

How the fuck do you not mention Maldini, Pirlo, Kaka, Rui Costa, or Cafu?

Now they have shit like Abate and Montolivo, fucking kek

>>76255647
That parachute shit needs to end quick. Either give money to all clubs in the Championship or none at all.

>>76255656
Oh I could have but I realised how autistic I sounded linking all these players.

>>76253573
Lol
Diego Costa to Chelsea for.....?

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That's £90m straight into Allamhouse Ltd, whilst City still have a debt to the bloke of about £60m, chargeable at 4% interest.

>>76253573
Iniesta to Buyern for...

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>>76255549
>Liverpool somehow meme'd there way past this Milan team with Djimi Traore, Jerzy Dudek and Harry Kewell

>>76255656
Also I forgot to mention Inzaghi.

>>76255699
Oh wow. I now remember Dida.

>>76255686
spent more time than im proud of wondering how Man City only had a personal debt of 60m to their arab

>>76255699
fucking hell. Kaladze was pretty cool too. Sheva was great at Milan. How did it go so wrong at Chelsea?

>>76255715
I-I... mentioned him... earlier.. *sniff*. Dida was underrated desu.

>>76255699
Somebody post that League Cup Final of Chelsea vs Arsenal, where Chelsea have this insane team and Arsenal have such a laughably bad team it blows your mind they only lost 2-1 due to Drogba doing his usual shit.

>>76255686
>13 Middlesbrough matches
What a waste of money

>>76255077
(((blacked)))

>>76255686
Liverpool gets way more money than Arse lel.

>>76255699
Ancelotti's Milan really won a lot less than they should have desu

>>76255734
Maybe he was, but I've written off our 2006 World Cup team as a bunch of shit, except for Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and Kaká.

so who are moneyball owners FSG and the JTF96 transfer committee going to allow Kulto Kloppo to attempt to sign today?
ah yes,
>Hull City's Andrew Robertson, 23.
surely the top 5/6 is theirs next season la

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>>76255700

And Nesta. And Crespo. Jesus Christ they were stacked. And then they blew a 3-0 lead in the final to the worst squad to ever win a CL.

>>76255777

He's no better than Moreno, idk why they're bothering.

>>76253573
Hamez to Liverpool for...

>>76255936
>matic
Hello yes, what did I miss

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>>76255936
>Bale at winngback
>Pookaku

>>76255941
matic wants to leave and chelsea are signing a nignog for 40m

>>76255957
>you now remember bale being voted in at fullback for the best ever football league team

>>76255965
I knew the second part, but I thought United were going to buy Willian

>>76255972
Willian doesn't want to leave.

>>76255046
30m is still a boatload of money in Italy.
A lot of reporters said that Juve overpaid Dybala back in the day and he was 40m.

Massive upvote, you've said it all mate, true United fan. Let's get Griezmann, a top 3 Ballon d'or, with a real finishing talent then add another winger and we'll finally able to make Old trafford our Theater of Dreams again !

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>>76255936

since liverlel doesn't look like signing a real striker what does trans think of two goal scoring strikers playing either side of firmino, is there any chance of producing enough goals for a top 4 team?

>>76255885
So many good players and Milan have gone down way way way too much. Ambrosini as well. Ayala as well.

>>76256094
replace Kroos with Herrera, Mkhi for Ronnie, and Valencia for Carvajal and that's 100%

>>76255936
>>76256094
Even if Bale leaves Madrid, he will play 3 minutes and then need calf surgery

>>76256094
sorry only 3 defenders allowed

>>76253631
Same greatest ally

>>76253573
ANGEL DI MARIA to PSG for
what a time to be alive

>>76253573
>Neymar to Dortmund
GOD WILLS IT

>>76256302
NEYMAR TO CHELSEA

WATCH
THIS
SPACE

>>76255941
Apparently Chelsea are looking at Bakayoko and Tolisso I doubt they go for both but, I would assume that means Matic is out.

>>76256366

good riddance. one fantastic season, one terrible, and the last one medicore with a occasional blooter

>>76256413
Not sold on Bakayoko as his replacement but, I guess if Conte rates him it should work.

>>76253573
Rollerino

>>76256510
Conte doesn't have exactly the best track record when it comes to buying players, I am sure Juve fans will gladly name examples.

>>76253573
Nicklas Bendtner to PSG

>>76256524
Ozil to Dortmund £24m
ARSE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Newcastle signing Ruben Semedo

>>76253573
Nicklas GOATtner to Barcelona

>>76256570
southampton are not poocastle

>>76256549
>Implying Arsenal fans give a shit if Ozil leaves

>>76256570

Looks like that lass from Destiny's Child.

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Also what the fuck is this kit

>>76256672
Looks quite nice

>>76256672
>inverted ajax

>>76256672
I don't see a problem here

>>76256549
Nobody would care. Ozil needs to play like he did in the FA Cup Final every fucking game to justify what he wants.

>>76256672

Looks great apart from the collar

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How would this team fare at the world cup?

>>76256903
group stage exit, not even memeing

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>>76256955
How about the French?

Is England's brave Jamie Vardy staying loyal to Leicester?

>>76256903
costa
mata
silva-herrera-fabregas
alonso-------------------------bellerin
monreal-muniesa-aspie
>de gay

knocked out in the round of 16

>>76256721
If you want to know Ozil's value then watch Arsenal when he's not on the field. They're useless without him

>>76257037
Belgium is rightful Dutch clay famalam

>>76257037
bretty good

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Check one two
Good evening, you're locked into the /trans/ thread
Constant funposting and fresh memes guaranteed

>>76256672
Better than the boring generic Nike shit

>>76257085
I forgot about alaba

>>76257138
he plays for barca tho

>>76257050
Actually that's Carzola.

>>76257042
>Is England's brave Jamie Vardy staying loyal to Leicester?
nobody bigger wants him now

its already june somebody do something

>>76256903
What would they have done if dave hadn't converted to centre back?

>>76257433
Lost 8-1

>>76257037
>Mirallas

But as >>76257051 said, you should at least stick to Walloon/French speaking players. Only hazard and mirallas would be eligible in your selection.

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#SCFC are delighted to announce the signing of Scotland international Darren Fletcher on a two-year deal #WelcomeDarren

>>76254800
They play better with a 3-4-3, they just need players who are reliable in their position.

>>76253573
Costa to Milan
I'm putting a bet on lads

>>76257674
Always thought he'd go back to Scotland.

>>76257712
he's only 33 he's still got time

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>>76257138

>>76257325
I think that Xhaka has replaced him in the 3-4-3 at least

Honestly, assuming they don't lose anyone, all Arsenal needs is a partner for Xhaka (Ramsay and Coq aren't good enough starters), a 20+ goals per season striker and defensive depth

>>76257739
Yeah, just didn't expect stoke to get him. Would rather play at stoke than in Scotland still.

>>76256672
Didn't Saints have a kit like this back in 70s/80s?

>>76257811
Stoke's like a scotch city without the nice bits

>>76257037
>no greaseman

>Manchester City are delighted to announce Yaya Toure has signed a new one-year deal with the Club.

>>76257782
They have defensive depth, but hilariously they didn't for the final. Mustafi, Kosc, Gabriel, Merte, Chambers, Holding, I dunno about Jenkinson. But a top striker is always their problem.

If they could just play like they did in that final every game, they'd win the title.

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>>76257891
ffs

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>City are going to aim for the Quadruple this season
>mfw

I mean every club aims for the quadruple or higher, but City chairmen wants them to do it. How? How can Poop win the Quad when he can't win shit after £200m spent?

>Derek McInnes could be new Sunderland Manager

>>76257973
He was rubbish at Bristol City.

>>76257891
You now remember Poop frozen him out of team

>>76257981
He's done well at Aberdeen.

>>76257956
>How can Poop win the Quad when he can't win shit after £200m spent?
spending another 200m and hoping for better luck

>>76258092
Completely different league.

>>76258094
Sure if Chelsea, Spurs, United and Pool didn't improve. Which they will do. Those 4 could easily win the league with the right additions.

>>76258274
Spurs won't improve due to wembley

>>76257891
hes city's second smartest player after silva

>>76258103
>You now remember fergie

>>76255957

He was an unironically good full-back when he was at Southampton

>>76258062
2bh Gundogan was bossing it before he died, definitely first choice

>>76257973

He'll buy a bunch of crappy scottish players and flop

>>76258311
I just remembered Gundogan.

>>76258298
>comparing Fergie with fucking Derek McInnes
Sunderland are a disaster zone.

I'll be amazed if McInnes can do anything good with that mess.

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>>76258287
>Spurs won't improve

t. Arsecuck

>Yaya Toure: Manchester City midfielder signs new contract

for what purpose

>>76258298
>Fergie officially left The Black Eyed Peas in May 2017

wtf why did noone tell me