/heem/: culinary integrity edition

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/heem/ bless

>>76233900
convince me to put $50 on it and i will

>>76233935
But Nunes is going to sleep her?

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Me? I'd pick Claudia.

>>76233947
Derrick actually broke 3 ribs in the travis browne fight. He said in the mma hour the only training he's done since that fight and his training camp is sex. It's also swang and bang against a pretty decent kickboxer who is just more well rounded

>>76233963
meant for
>>76233945

Where's the fuccin embed, its coming later and later every night

>>76233963
Just like the first time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oOecFkMGik

Guys, why didn't Schaub stick up for his buddy Joe?

>>76233971
may as well multi it while im at it, does old man kelly have 1 more in him? or slaying rashad his pinnacle

>>76233983
Worse, obviously.

>>76233978
there's like 1 editor and 3 camera men. this shit is tough

>>76234002
Is that Brian Callen and Schaub? Wasn't Callen the one who made the dick joke? And wasn't Schaub there when Rogan said most of his stuff?

Wtf lel

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If you're in the California area, ref Dan Stell is holding a professional MMA ref/judge clinic. This class will go toward certification and is recognized by all athletic commissions

>>76234017
No and no.

>>76234017
No, that's Cyborg's boyfriend on the right. He's hot as fuck.

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>>76233978
>Hollywood kikes are worse at Embedded than two crooked Casino owners and their fat boxercise coach mate

>>76234002
Wow, Schaub is a total cuck.

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>>76233972
>>76233963
haha yeah my dude remember all those times that Shevchenko's been knocked out?

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>>76234002
Omg, hearing Cris talk alongside them. I never realized just how deep her voice is.

Fuck, I wish I had a deeper voice.

>>76234067
you can make it deeper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41ER1Wmkj0

>>76234067
Do an assload of steroids, mate.

>>76234064
If someone won't lose by knockout until they've already been knocked out, how does anybody ever get knocked out?

>>76234002
I doubt they're friends, more like show biz faggots that benefit from being around each other

>>76234087
what if he doesnt want to die and/or have sex for the rest of his life?

>>76234002
holy shit cyborg's voice is as deep as schaub's

>>76234005
I've done Mark Hunt and Alistair Overeem at 3/1

>>76234090
Shevchenko's had dozens of MT fights and more importantly, has already fought Nunes, gave up top control for most of a round, and didn't get knocked out.

I literally can't understand why people think it's more likely that Nunes will make it happen when she has two extra rounds to worry about being a punching bag in.

>>76234099
then he doesn't want it bad enough and should stop bringing it up

>>76234047
joanna's bf is cuter

Brongle Sweeb is gay

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>>76234132

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>>76234002
why do all alphas sit like this
and how do i do it

>>76234161
it's funny because that guy is always in every "Meta thread" sperging out

>>76234216
Probably got btfo by someone in here and still can't handle it
Maybe it's rondasperg, not like he cares much about MMA anymore now that she' seems to have left it

>>76234064
>>76234067
>frogpostmind

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>>76234233
If you think Rondasperg has left the building, why do people keep accusing every Ausgod of being Rondasperg?

>>76234259
Just banter la
Also you can still post here while claiming to hate it

>>76234259
>why do people keep accusing every Ausgod of being Rondasperg?
We all like Ronda.

Heem would probably be comfier on asp because we could have heem game threads and let all the casuals come here

Sekrit club

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>>76234344
do you currently browse asp?

>>76234363
No I tried martial arts general when all the spamming was happening yesterday but it seemed just as bad

>>76234344
we could could be really clandestine and give every fighter a food nickname to run amok on /ck/

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>>76234378
but you think heem would be comfy on asp somehow?

Leg kicks sure are effective about 0.02% of the time.

>>76234387
oh man during the last game thread a dude said he doesn't believe leg kicks hurt the kickee more than the kicker and i've been laughing ever since

>>76234387
Leg kicks don't win fights.

>>76234384
No not move heem to asp, just during an event go there. I don't like the 1 million posts asking for streams, the thread wars and all the personalities. Leave them and the scatspammer to the gamethread

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>>76234413

>>76234400

I did see a fight a long time ago where the kicker broke his shin.

>>76234434
On a checked kick, sure.

>>76234387
they won Conor his rematch

>>76234421
>there are no thread wars during events because casuals just follow the first thread posted
>everybody is going to be asking for streams in any event thread for any sport
>scat spammer is all the time not just during events
>nobody cares what you dont like

>>76234434
on paper it defo looks like a leg kick would be a push. leg kicks exposed desu

>>76234440
Yes.

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Jon Jones has been tested less by USADA than DC in 2017.

>>76234413
Yes they do.

>>76234387
fucks the diaz bros up real nicely

>>76234413
kek

I wonder how many people will actually get this reference

>>76234461
Cecil Peoples said so already, don't bother him about it.

>>76234440
>there are no thread wars during events because casuals just follow the first thread posted
Not true
>everybody is going to be asking for streams in any event thread for any sport
I get that but you should read what I was saying, I said it would be nicer if it was possible for just heem regulars so the threads are a bit slower
>scat spammer is all the time not just during events
He would definitely chose to spam the gamethread
>nobody cares what you dont like
You obviously do because you spoke to me, dance puppet.

Also you seriously need to learn how to greentext

>>76234467

OK, fine. o.03% of the time.

HEEMBEDDED WHEN

>>76234576
UFC 220 CLEVELAND

HOODIE CHAD VS STEEPAY #NOT MY CHAMPION MIOCIC

THIS TIME IT IS PERSONAL AND CHINS
WILL
BE
RUBBED

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>>76234616
I'd order it.

>>76234616

Did you really think Mickael Stipe Miocic wouldn't clobber Two Santos?

https://youtu.be/bzFL30iBDAI?t=668

Lmao is this true?

>>76234639
I picked Stipe to win but didnt expect him to make it look so easy

>>76234654
Nah Dana doesn't really know about the metabolites and stuff. It stays in your body longer than 24 hours, I think Gastelum's was weeks before but Nick is probably just bad with it because Nick

Don't quote me on this stuff btw

>>76234665
I noticed that headline. Joe.co.uk or something isn't it? Always shows up in my Google Now feed.

It's pretty clickbaity

>>76234700
yeah they pop up on my facebook page, think they are an Irish sports website.

>>76234707
All their headlines are like that desu, it's pretty bad. The only thing is they cover a lot so I don't block them because there's the occasional decent story

To be promoted by both FB and Google though they must be doing something right. Guess the clickbait pays off

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>>76234161
>complains about people talking about scweebposting
>doesn't complain about actual skebfag
Shloobfag on aborted narrative watch

>>76234726
I think they are pretty popular amongst somewhat casual fans. I'm pretty sure they sponsored Conor early on in his UFC career too.

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IBSAGF?

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Our boy Shtyrkov has his next fight booked.

>>76234825
>Be Olympic gold medalist in judo
>Try to be a kickboxer in mma

What did ishii mean by this?

>>76234843
BUSHIDO SPIRIT

>>76234163
I think you have to have wide hips, I can't do it comfortably.

Schaub bless boys, I'm going to sleep.

leg kicks are so based

>>76234163
I love crossing my legs.
Yes, my penis is small.

Russian fighters are the best in MMA

>>76235042
0 UFC champions

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>>76234616

YAAAAH BABY CLEVELIND WEW! AAAH HAHAHA YAAAAA

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Good morning lads

Remember to eat 3 steaks, and train IN A GI at least 3 times today MINIMUM.

Bonson Sploob bless

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>>76235099
what about eggs

>>76235081
Imagine this dude is across the street and pissed af at you god damn

>>76235112
running away from him is a good tactic

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Debating whether to buy this card... only real good fight is aldo Holloway. Aldo is gonna win pretty easily, eh might as well just stream it.. dana has been a fuck lately

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>>76235103

Joe's fucking shit eggs

Why are they always undercooked
Why are they always greasy
Why always shit pickled jalapenos, I bet he picks them off after he's taken the picture, the faggot.
Why the fucking blue sauce

fucking joe rogan

>>76235152
>he cooks his yolks

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>>76235081
OH

EICH

>>76234825
After Ishii's last fight, I'm not sure I ever want to watch him again t b h

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be honest

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>>76235273

I probably would 5bh just because she's such a freakshow

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>>76235273
>tfw time traveling end up like this

>>76235273
looks like a dude

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>>76235515
Is this a start of a new meme ? I like it

>>76235541
whys her sis lookin like anthony hopkins for

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all around me are familiar faces

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>>76235556
Cause it's a Westworld when you're standing next to a horse

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>>76235559
Is rose, dare I say it, /our girl/?

>>76233916
that feel when you think heem is dead but you fail to notice the link to the new thread

EMbedded
https://youtu.be/a5eN7JzisMg
https://youtu.be/a5eN7JzisMg

>>76235559
she stands a chance again joanna because she has the smallest nose yet. also joanna brutalizes pretty girls more, though her last opponent was ugly she had legendary anderson skin equipped and acquired no damage

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>>76235634
stop posting this

>>76235658
Its a good show bro

>>76235541

It's hollands meme and has been for ages lad

>Come Learn that Keepin' Me Hot In The UFC" Snap Jitsu™ @10PATX @OnnitAcademy June 2, 2017 • Special Guest: @Onnit World Open June 3, 2017 Register At 10thPlanetAustin.com Welcome To #SnapDownCity I'll Be Your JiuJitsu Mixologist • All Levels Welcome • June 2-3, 2017 • #10thPlanetBitches #SupportSubOnly #SupportMartialArts #JiuJitsu #10P4L #TeamElCucuy #OnnitWorldOpen2017 "I Don't Know Jiu Jitsu... I Know 10th Planet Bitches"

jesus fucking christ what a mess.

>>76235724
who are you quoting?

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>>76235656
I'd love to see Paige put on 3 win streak against some cans and get a title shot, she bleeds a lot

>>76235740

Can't you tell?

>>76235740
>#10thPlanetBitches
>#TeamElCucuy
I'm fucking stumped

who /tekken7/ here?

chase utley would have been a ufc champion

>>76236208
pretty much any pro athlete in any other sport could have been a ufc champion

mma does not have very much truly top tier genetic talent

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Post retired boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znxbV8NWBSI

>>76236258

utley is a cyborg. he probably has an elite chin

>>76236180
So Steve Fox and Marduk are the most legit fighters on the roster right?
Marduk HW Champ 2019

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>>76236301
Rich 'No Love' Clementi has a win over Rumble Johnson by rear naked choke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4eEQ6Cig7c
Someone needs to webm this, possibly a better quality video.

>>76236366
I used to really like Randy on commentary because he could analyse wrestling exchanges whereas Joe only understood it in basic terms.
DC fulfils a similar role these days, but with a bit more personality.

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I got a job interview in an hour wish me luck guys

>>76236322
He also fought in wacky Japanese tag team MMA fights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L98XNNSFuws

He took the nickname No Love because he hated his ex-wife or something.

>>76236317
Marduk would have to cut a lot of weight to make 260 and Steve can only box.
I guess the most legits for UFC would be Bryan Fury and Josie Rizal

>>76236180
>juggling general
That shit got ridiculous in TTT2 and Tekken 7 looks like that

>>76236317
>Marduk
Anon, I...

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>>76236317
Paul "Johnny Bravo" Phoenix is a beast, 100% my man

>>76236843
I liked this cunt in Tekken 3 because he had a move that did almost the entire health bar in damage and you could follow it up with a running slide to instantly win.

>>76236905
I liked him because he had cool hairstyle and his good strikes were easy to do

>>76236782
What is Marduks actual weight?
Also Bryan and Josie are just kickboxers.
Steve atleast has a speed advantage and is a more technical defensive fighter.

>>76236835
What?

>>76236843
Besides Judo Paul is useless, he has heavy hands bit his hands are so slow.

>>76234459
cuz he was suspended and didnt fight?

>>76237292
he got cut mate

dragunov is the truly most well-rounded fighter

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For me, it's Cláudia Gadelha.

>>76237860
good thing no one asked you then init

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>>76237925

Rude

>people on leddit genuinely think Nate has a shot at beating Ferg or Kebab

Burn that shithole to the ground.

Darren Elkins would DESTROY Khabib

>>76238013

>People thinking Nate will fight at all

He wants muh 20 miyyin to fight

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Who should this idiot fight next?

I think I fucked up the job interview fuckkkkkk im poor as fuck guys pls help

recommend me a fight where a guy gets humiliated pls neef to feel bettet

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>>76238125

Story?

Have this webm

>>76238125
Hunt vs. Struve
Browne vs. Reem
GDR vs. Nunes

>>76238142
I applied for a position in research for this crop growing company

Thing is im horrible at interviews

>>76238165
Rude tb h

I'll enjoy the GDR one i hate her

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How come Karolina is such an underdog? We have crazy odds on her here.

>>76238405
she should be a bigger underdog she has ''no'' chance lol

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>>76238405

I think she stands a good chance and I say that with clawja as my #1 waifu

I thought she'd get rekt by Rose and she impressed me.

>>76238405
>>76238437
Until I see her do it I don't see any way she beats claudia. Not by TKO, not by submission, not by winning 2 rounds.

>>76238482

You're probably right. Though I think if it were 5 rounds it'd be in KK's favour as claudia can be gassy.

>>76238437
rose isn't a good comparison to claudia

>>76238495
>claudia can be gassy

Stop it, I can only get so hard.

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>>76238497

I was saying I had counted her out against rose and was proven wrong. I didn't compare rose and claudia.

>>76238503

>>76238507
How does she stand a good chance?

>>76236301
https://youtu.be/daTZwOV3FjQ

>>76238577

Who is Bingo Smeg?

Is he a good fighter?

>>76238587
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUr_5i9gkvr/?hl=en
Me = Brendan
You = Callen

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>>76238587
Do me a favor and stay out of my gym.

>>76238405
Because everything she can do Claudia can do better. If this was a kickboxing match, Caudia would probably manage to get close to a knockout.

>>76238614

You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that right?

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>>76238747

>>76238772
Clawja has a cuter tummy.

>>76238753
Just some funday rough housing bro

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How does KK's bunda compare to Claudias?

I know kooker has the better tiddies.

Eugenebedded
https://youtu.be/a5eN7JzisMg

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>>76238888
What a waste of quads.

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>>76238899

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Why Does Tony Capitalize The Firsr Letter Of Every Word?

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>>76238899

nice dubble dubs.

>>76238946


He is like an actual 12 year old. Fucking hashtags

>be Tyron
>I want to fight Nick
>I want to fight Conor
>I want to fight Bisping
>wtf why does GSP want to fight Bisping what a coward

>>76238946
Every Word Is A Sentence Bitch #KnowYourRole #SitTheFuckDown

>>76238946
Tony would kill John and Conor

>>76238946
Is Tony a Big Baller Lads?

>>76239041

>a

Wow Idiot Learn Basic Grammar #Idiot #GoToSchool #10thPlanetBitches

Who's your favorite active UFC woman fighter?

Who isn't your favourite female fighter?

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>>76239080
When I finally go pro I will get her number

>>76239075
Don't Talk Shit Online Or The Boogeyman Will Come #D'arce #ElCucuy #StayInYoLane

>>76239080
>>76239091
For me, it's Cristiane Justino "Cris Cyborg" Venâncio

>>76239091
Gabi Garcia

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>>76239099
>#StayInYoLane

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>>76239096
What went wrong?

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who is the ugliest ufc fighter?

There was no embedded last night, should I be concerned?

Does Sage Northcutt take banned substances?

19-year-old Chan-Mi Jeon replaces Nadia Kassem next week at UFC Fight Night 110!

>>76237292
>Also Bryan and Josie are just kickboxers.
Bryan style and stance is nothing like kickboxing. His stance is wide and his chin is way more exposed. He uses knees and elbows, but that's it. He even has prowrestling throws.

Marduk weights 376 lbs. He would only fight in Rizin.

>>76237471
I don't know why they cut Marduk. Playing him in Tekken 6 was really fun.

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>>76239213
Certainly not Miesha “The Perfect Breeding Material“ Tate.

>>76239348
>perfect
>middle eastern nose
lol

>>76239350
At least she's white, unlike 60% of americans.

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>>76236416

>>76236180
Street Fighter desu
>>76236317
What about Hwoarang, isn't he legit taekwondo?

Tekken 5 a best.
This post is MMA related because I think Jose Aldo will beat Max Holloway this weekend at UFC 212

>>76239331
Not popular enough sadly, same fate Lei, Anna and others suffered too ;_;

>>76239091
for me it's Rose.
she has quite the skill-set on her
she has an edge against anybody aside for JJ
and she could contain Claudia until she gasses

>>76239350
Literally nothing wrong with a middle eastern QT being COLONISED desu.

>>76239389
>they got rid of Anna

WHAT

you guys all have such fucking shit standards when it comes to women

>>76239387
>SFV unfinished not as good as SFIVU

lol nice

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>>76239422
>standards

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>>76239422
I bet you don't even eat ass.

>>76239417
Yeah, only Nina made the cut. They do plan on releasing more characters in DLC though, so she might be one of em.

>>76239431
I'd spill my seed in that tbqh

>>76239431
I do, just not the ass of any of the ugly ass bitches posted in this thread

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I'm glad this worthless piece of shit is getting humiliated non-stop in his last fights.

He deserves it for shitting on so many quality fighters, for so many years with the TRT advantage. I hope he never wins again and retires as the miserable, dickless hoid monkey he is.

Fucker's been on my top 3 antiboy list for over a decade.

>>76239458
Yes, and?

>>76239465
Belfort's going to beat Nate, sorry to let you know.

>Be Cowboy
>Walkout to Kid Rock instead of something by Ennio Morricone

baka desu senpai

>>76239465
Leave Vitor alone you fucker he's a SAINT. Everyone at his time was on steroids show some fugg'n hespect for the dank heems he has brought over the years

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>>76239473

kys rt

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>>76238142
terrible reffing never fails to crush my sides

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>>76239473
Who gives a fuck, Nate fought at WW. He even has bouts at Lightweight, Vitor has fought at LHW repeatedly.

Even if it's a mismatch, I hope he gets fucking trounced.

>>76239487
No. Until proven, only caught people are on the roids. Rest is speculative shit. I speculate about Tyroid as much as you people speculate about GSP, but until proven we both have to shut up.

Nah fuck him. No no, if he wants some cornbread, let him go up to the front and get his own portion of cornbread, that's your cornbread, fuck him.

>>76239533
>Rest is speculative shit.

If they were competing with and beating people who were on steroids, they were on steroids. Period.

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>>76239540
>Rondasperg yet with another casual asspull about a sport he's a tourist at
Fucking Christ, Aussie hour is terrible for any sport, but somehow it attracts the worst casuals on the planet.

>Period
The fucking arrogance of this newscum bogan monkey. God, I wish they'd allow me next door so I could spit in your fucking face.

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>>76239465

>>76239556
Fuck off, Spaniard.

>>76239580
Far right is me despite working out everyday

>>76239533
Who are your 3 anti-boys?

>>76239619

>spaniard

Stop newing

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>>76239621

Get on TRT

>>76239646
He refuses to post a picture of his skin, he's clearly a self-loathing spaniard.

>>76239683
Spaniards are whiter than you m8

>>76239663
Do you guys think Max can beat Aldo?

>>76239696
Not this particular Spaniard.

>>76239711
It will require some serious swang and bang

>>76239711
Only if Aldo's been USADA'd despite not having been USADA'd for Frankie 2.

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gooby
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>>76239766
Damn Canada gay asf pointing at Conor's dick

>>76239798
Lmao bud enjoys dangly bits

>>76239850
Post your hand, you little bitch.

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>>76239711

in a word

'no'

>>76239850
Why don't you hate Anderson Silva and Jon Jones? They're obvious roiders too.
>Bisping
>Jacare
>GSP

>>76239462
i guarantee all of the women this guy finds attractive are from japanese cartoons

>>76239933
He has good taste then.

>>76239933
There's nothing wrong with being cartoonsexual

We support any orientation in this site desu

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No one hates bisping

People who say they do are just memeing

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>>76239945
>Jacare
>hes been BTFO so it's not like he's relevant or anything
Gadoosh to you too my man
>>76239965
>M-My knee
>I'll fight GSP
>I'm too injured for Romero
Get lost! Beat it

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>>76239990

I might be annoyed about it but I fucking hate romero so find it hilarious 2bh

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>>76239711
yes

>>76240000
So if it was Whittaker you'd feel different about the cunt?

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>>76240018

Mildy peeved but not enough to hate based bisboy

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>>76240019
ughh

>>76240035
There is nothing "based" about ducking competition

>>76240049
It's okay when Conor does it though,

>>76240049

oh ok. I hate bisping now.

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>>76240060
I never said it wasn't you goof
>>76240062
Now you see young bongistani, glad I could she'd some light

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thingken about doing keto guys

will I look as jacked as my lord and saviour Brendan Schaub

>>76240104
3 cheeseburgers a day MINIMUM to achieve that level of puppyfat
>>76240116
Jacare is an Orphan indeed, would not feed that Huezillian for any matter

Can Whittaker beat Romero?

>>76240138
I like Romero alot, it's 50/50

>>76240138

you mean can yoel beat the man who tooled Jacare and heemed him silly, who had previously fought Romero to a split decision?

>>76240157
Romero could have done same if he stayed patients and didn't gas himself on ground after nice spinning meme fist

>>76239945
I agree that you're as stupid as Adan, but I'm surprised that you recognise that too.

>I fucking wish that I was Spaniard to shove it in your face, you filthy rat.

How on earth would that work against me?

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>>76240138

Yeah I think so.

Hope that weird yehova cuban manager sexing spev gets flushed like poocare

>>76240172
Romero isn't as smooth of a striker as Whittaker. He tends to rely on big moments which leads him to not being very active in between.

>>76240178
I too am a little confused by his tactics

>>76240184
God, Brunson's striking is so shit. He fights like a WorldStar video. Glad he got burned in the decision to Anderson.

>>76240191
Whittaker is way younger of course his movement is smoother and faster. I think Yoel can finish him on feet though, Brunson had Whittaker in deep waters my guy

Just listened to Cody's interview on the jew-hour and I keep wondering how anyone can think that he could possibly become a star? That dude is as stupid as people would expect from a fighter. He has absolutely no charisma or wit. He is of course a great fighter and the fact that he is an undefeated champion speaks for itself but he is sometimes just as cringeworthy as Tony or Max.

>>76240220
Oh for sure my man, 100%. I will probably still pick Whittaker via a finish in the mid rounds.

>>76240172
What are the chances he does that again? The man was clearly a genetic freak even before he got on the rocket fuel, but he's still 40. It wouldn't be all that hard to outlast him in you manage to avoid his wrestling and box.

>>76240138
It's the other way around. Can Romero beat Whittaker?

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/869916357621665792
>Kevin Lee, Michael Chiesa not facing sanctions in Oklahoma for press-conference scuffle (@marc_raimondi)

Why is the government racist against the Irish?

>>76236301
clay guida needs to retire

Rich Piana vs BJ Penn who you got?

>>76240236
Sadly age will eventually catch up to him it's just a matter of time, hope he becomes champ before

>>76240221
At least Fergie is a grown-ass man without a sidecut or neck tattoos. Cody is what you would build if you were trying to project your insecurities onto a living Tapout cliche. The boy has some hands, though. I really want to see him fight TJ.

>>76240262
That's just what MW needs, and old man winning the title and retiring.

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>>76240244
because kevin lee is black and michael chiesa lives in a van unironicly

>>76240275
I say one defence against Gegard/Rockhold winner then retire as MW GOAT

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Who wins this one laddies

>>76240307
whitey gon get blacked

>>76240269
You're the one who's too stupid to know that you can eliminate the metadata of a picture before you upload it to the internet, you tell me.

>It'd work against you because a pooskin Spaniard would be doing better at life than you, dummy.

You talk a big game, but much like your alleged ethnicity, I sincerely doubt its veracity.

>>76240307
oezdemir is untested. Ovince saint poo is a scrub and he got super lucky with the cirkunov ko

>>76240307
Oezdemir has this desu

>>76240307
the bald guy with a 5 o'clock shadow is going to win

If Yoel somehow beats Whittaker,Bisping,Gegard/Rockhold winner. Would you consider him a better MW than Silva?

>>76240368
Indubitably and Unequivocally

>>76240267
There is nothing wrong with side cuts

>>76240178
>>76239945
spain I usually have your back but I actually did post a pic of my hand to prove I'm white lol

unless you meant the real adan, who never posted a picture of himself. so either way you're wrong bud

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/31/15716828/morning-report-joe-rogan-jose-aldo-legacy-will-be-tarnished-by-13-seconds-against-conor-mcgregor

Newsflash guys!!!!!

>balding sperg discovers that water is wet
>reporters make a front page article out of it

>>76240307
Manuwa, easy. Oozedemeer and all those other dime-a-dozen alphabet soup name eastern-euros are all cans to be fed to the actual LHW contenders.

>>76240419
>I don't recall such an event, friendo.

the pic that was posted with the lmaobud poem was me holding up my trip written on a piece of paper and I posted it as the trip, bud
get with it

>>76240419
>unironicaly using "X said so, don't bother them about it" to justify your position

lmao

Met some MMA fans at the gym, they were bullying me and telling me Max will heem Aldo. I called them dirty 189ers and explained them that Aldo will outclass Max and heem his leg into a living death. Then they went into a Shobesque tirade about how Max is a beast and he finished Pettis. Fricking Pettis!

>>76240466
If I lived in Europe, I'd never leave my house, my guy.

>it's a heem discussion gets sidetracked by tripfag/board personality drama episode

see you guys tomorrow

>>76240507
>I WAS WINNING UNTIL I LOST

Sure. Sure you were, Pedro.

>>76240462
He unironically has Asperger's, like medical clinical Asperger's not just the aspie shit we meme about

>>76240328
similar level of wins to Manuwa desu
>>76240445
>Oezdemir
>eastern European

the absolute state of American aducation

Guys! I called somebody a zilch today, it was so satisfying

>>76240530
Well of tiny part of Roach country is actually part of eastern europe...

>>76240519
No one cares

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Don't like pulling up /heem/ and seeing so much vitriol.

Let's chill out and talk some fights!

Lawler vs Cerrone. How do you guys see this one going? Is Lawler too powerful and strong for Cerrone? Or will Cerrone pick him apart?

#VolkanChamp2018

>>76240565
I'm pretty sure we're about to watch a snuff film.

>>76240542
I called a student a zilch and he started to tear up a little bit. These fuggin 9th graders can't handle the bantz

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>>76240488
>being this afraid of muslims

kek

>>76240565
>Lawler vs Cerrone. How do you guys see this one going? Is Lawler too powerful and strong for Cerrone? Or will Cerrone pick him apart?
Robbie keeps his hands to low, head kick city. Most likely it goes to a decision though

>>76240611
I would literally never live in Europe and I'm not kidding.

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Post your boy

>>76240656
No one cares dude

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>>76240672
Neither would I, most European countries are either second-world or nanny state shitholes with high taxes

Glover was winning on the scorecard as well

>>76240307

It's amazing how LHW is more dead than HW

>>76240426

If Aldo convincingly beats Max he deserves to be higher than Conor p4p desu

>>76240727
its only ''dead'' because jones and DC are on another level compared to the rest

>>76240732

Uh, no sweetie. It's dead because everyone except Jones sucks, okay?

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EMBEDDED WHEN

>>76240729
He already is for anyone who isn't scarfing Conor's nuts.