/mlb/ general - Big Bryce Edition

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Haven't been this excited since I got back with my Ex

Booce Hooper can literally charge a man and beat someone up and only get 4 games suspension.

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1stros

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Strickland should've been banned for life desu. MLB has to do everything it can to protect the face of the sport.

Strickland dindu nuffin

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Wow...

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Injuns desu

>thrice sharter gets 4 games

just go ahead and legalize charging the mound manfred you stupid fucking faggot

>>76228205
Strickland did everything

>>76228215
Worst team in the division bar none.

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If strickcuck was a person of color he would have gotten 10-15 games.


This is ridiculous.

If you don't see anything wrong with this you need to seek medial help to have your bigot brain reprogrammed.

Not even a little acceptable.

>>76228232
Aren't they second in the division?

>>76228237
That's why they're the worst. They should be winning the division with that roster. They should be in the playoffs or World Series. But they aren't and won't be by the end of the season. That's why they're the worst.

>per fangraphs, the Twins has a 99.1% chance to win yesterday's game in the bottom of the 7th inning

>>76228211
You think he hit that yet?

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>>76228244
So you're saying there's a chance

>>76228257
So they're the worst in the division because they're second in the division? Clearly your reasoning is beyond me.

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>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my knees hurt
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

>defending your home
>defending your pitcher

>>76228244
>"REEEEEE BUT THE COLORADO COCKIES ARE THE BEST TEAM OS THE NL"
>"WHY ARE THE NATS AND DODGERS BETTER?"

>>76228263
Bryce is happily married to his beautiufl wife

>>76228236
White is a color and 6 games is a crime worst than what horper did with his helmet

>>76228272
They're the worst because they shouldn't be in second place. They should be winning that division greatly. But they aren't because they are under-performing the most.

>not thinking about your post-game sub while your pitcher handles some kid throwing a fit

>>76228294
I don't think you know what the word "worst" means, then. Also the Nationals have a much better roster than the Mets, so I'm not sure if you even watch that division.

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>>76228215
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

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>>76228259
99.2% actually

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>>76228275
Why do "we" praise Busted Pussy?
I'm glad it's become a topic. Dude's a bitch..
Dissappears un the playoffs and regular season battles.

>>76228294
>They should be winning that division greatly
You know absolutely nothing about baseball.

>musgrove to 10-day DL
Fiers did this

Predictions on how Chris Sale takes his revenge on the whos today.

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Wait McCutchen is gonna get hit today?

>>76228367
Bases clearing bunt

>>76228274
Both catchers are doing that

>>76228368
He shits into his hand and throws it into the face of the first Whos batter then begins to have a sperg out.

>>76228368
Kills Todd Frazier with a single pitch

>>76228397
Whatever gets you through the night, Buster

>>76228408
>>76228408

>>76228257
That makes no sense.

mest-broors
>>76228453
>>76228453
>>76228453

Matt Harvey will be the best pitcher in baseball in June. He will dominate the fucking league.

>>76228414
>I'll just pretend I don't see the Nats catcher standing on the outside the entire time as well

MLB cucked out on both players. Strickland deserved 10 for the beaning, Harper deserved 20 for trying to attack another player with his hemlet

>>76228454
What I was trying to say was that they have the potential to be winning a World Series with that lineup but they aren't and therefore they are the worst team in the division because every other team (except the Nationals) know they're shit so they're doing as well as expected. I'm surprised no one else seems to understand this.

>>76228411
What did the Toddfather ever do to Sale?

>>76228368
He gets lit up like he did against fleurs,beckham, and the braves last year

>>76228211
translation: i want you inside my sugar when during your suspension

brehs... the power of aesthetics is real
how do we compete?

>>76228507
Ladickey us fucking ugly as shit. Only beta virgins like her. She has man legs. That what my legs look like in skinny jeans.

Buster Posey stands there doing nothing 60 feet while his pitcher is getting charged even though he's the closest player to the action
Matt Wieters is in the dugout 250 feet away putting on his catching gear because there's two outs and is probably the last guy out of the dugout behind 20 other guys
Yeah. That's exactly the same

>>76228551
How many rings does Matt Weiters have???

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What's his name again?

>>76228578
Sir. BUSTED PUSSY

>>76228572
3 more than any San Fucksisco faggot. Those """rings"""" don't count because they're flukes.

>>76228572
Exactly what does that have to do with the situation at hand?
MLB should have suspended Buster 10 games for being a candy ass, Nancy boy.

>>76228196
and both will eventually end badly, dont lie to yourself

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>>76228205
>Strickland dindu nuffin
besides getting his faggot ass beaten

phils vs. fish
>>76228605

>>76228584
Shit meme

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MARINERS!

>Harper only out 4 games for an attempted, and miserably failed, use of a weapon
>Strickland gets 6 games for slightly losing control

No wonder the Nats are winning so much, MLB staff are sucking their cocks HARD.

>>76228595
Buster has 3 rings and is a hall of famer just by the way. I don't even know who Matt Weiters is.

>>76228631
BEARINERS.
BAREINERS.
ERRENERS.
CHAIRENERS.
FLAIRENERS.
HARINERS.
CARENERS.

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>>76228227
>>76228197
>>76228472
>>76228644

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>>76228631
>>76228671
...MARINYAS!

>>76228642
You banged a hooker?

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>>76228631
hoping for another win

>>76228698
I'm hoping your ass gets BTFFOed so hard that you have to use your hat as toilet paper.

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>>76228719
rude desu

>>76228204
I'm going to pirate all your games, Bryce

>>76228674
See
>>76228674

>>76228738
Well your dumb faggot dog "fans" kept shitposting in my /cfb/ threads and now I must hate everyone and everything within a 15 mile radius of Seattle, Washington. I hope you fucks all get killed when the Juan de Fuca Plate slips and a massive earthquake washes the entire western half of Washington into the sea.

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>>76228642
>Dominos

sounds like a shit evening

>>76228653
>all that and yet his legacy will be that he ruined baseball
And I'll take Wieters any day over Posey and never look back.

>>76228642
feet are fucking disgusting. you should seek professional help immediately.

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>>76228781
there is no need to be upset

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>“Jesus Christ, I spent six days floating across the ocean in a cramped, rusted-out fishing boat just so I could end up playing in front of 40 people in the middle of Alabama,” said a visibly frustrated Cuban immigrant Jorge Fernandez, adding that after leaving behind his entire family, hitchhiking across Cuba to rendezvous with smugglers, and nearly capsizing at sea, he is now paid $2,000 a month to play at some stadium called Regions Field. “It’s a good thing there isn’t anything to do in this hick shithole, because I’m still paying 30 percent of every paycheck to my smugglers for getting me here. I watched two of my friends drown during the crossing, but if I’m lucky I might eventually get invited to play in the Arizona Fall League for the goddamn Glendale Desert Dogs. Give me a fucking break.” #TheOnion

>>76228844
I'm not because my team won ;-)

>>76228852
Hey I like the Birmingham Barons.

>>76228578
Buster Smurf

>>76228910
Why are you here? Just to remind me of how bad the Kings are going to be next year?

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>>76228924

>>76229004
>foot fag
>mest fan
Yeah. That seems about right.

>>76228852
fucking kek onions still got it

http://www.theonion.com/article/furious-ozzie-guillens-lineup-card-full-of-expleti-6184

>rocks

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THROW FUCKING STRIKES

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>>76228781
>everything within a 15 mile radius of Seattle
tfw 20 miles out

>>76229054
holy fuck that's a good one lol

>>76229054
>Goddamn Motherfucking Neckless Bastard A.J. Shitbag Pierzynski DUMB!!! FUCK!!!,

WHITE SOX VS RED SOX

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>Diamondbacks outfield defense

Fuck yeah, more injuries

>>76229265
Here ye go.

>>76229317
>>76229317

Jake Arrieta on the Harper/Strickland brawl

"I don't think anybody is right or wrong. I thought it was awesome. Every once in a while, it's refreshing to see two teams emotionally charged getting after it. And when something like that happens versus continuing to chirp and talk about it, why don't you go out there and see somebody? That's exactly what happened in the game yesterday."
"Bryce and Hunter went out there, there were a few punches, they landed one apiece, I believe," Arrieta said. "And then [Giants starter Jeff] Samardzija comes out of left field and smashes into Morse. I'm pretty sure Harper was lucky that they collided, because Samardzija was coming in to do some damage."
"If two guys want to go see each other, let them be in the middle, let them throw some punches, then break it up," Arrieta said. "I don't like to see any sucker punches. I do think in the heat of battle if you're getting hit on the hip with 98, then you should be able to go out and see somebody. I think the umpires handled it well. They let them exchange for a moment, then they tried to break it up.

"What I don't like to see is a lot of chirping and guys just talking crap to each other. If you got something wrong with a guy, go see him. And then they'll break it up and continue to play the game."
"If it's my catcher, I want him to wait and give me an opportunity to do a little damage," Arrieta told the radio station. "I don't want it broken up right away. If it happens, I'll let you know. I'll be ready. You know, I like my chances toe to toe with just about anybody.

"I know Willson would probably beat whoever charges the mound to the mound, but I'll tell him and Miggy, 'Hey, give me 10, 15 seconds to get some work in and then come out and see me.'"

>>76229320
Probably the best in baseball honestly. Who fucked up?

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>Go to my first baseball game
>small beer- 7 dollars
>normal size beer- 12 dollars

How do people pay those prices?

>>76229371
What the fuck, I actually agree with pilates.

>>76229371
WTF I love Pilates now

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>>76229417
>going to a game at an American ball park

Rocks getting Rocked

>>76229417
Micheladas at dodger stadium are $22

>>76229417
You're supposed to get buzzed in the parking lot before, then buy a beer or two in the first 5 innings to keep it going. You start to sober up by the 7th, and by the 9th you're all set to drive home. Also, prices are deliberately over-inflated because:

1. You're a captive customer
2. It helps them cut down on drunken brawls

Players should have to fight the umps before charging the mound. If they beat a 70 yr old man in body armor, then they can throw punches at a pitcher. If they fail to defeat the umpire, they get ejected and suspended for 1 game.
Also, each team should have a stadium ump that fights the ump who makes the call on plays that are challenged. Rather than looking at the replay, the two umpires duke it out and if the home ump wins, the call goes in favor of the home team.

>>76229510
A breathalyzer might still register. When you drink at games just don't drive. It's not hard. Unless you're having literaly one beer.

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>best game in weeks
>no gamethread

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>>76229510
>all set to drive home

k, Tiger...

>>76229517
I like it.

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>>76229549
we're all here in the genny, though

>>76229557
I do believe that young man in the picture could be under the influence of illegal narcotics

>>76229541

The roadside isn't official.

If you blow hot on that(which you should refuse if you are drunk for the station breathalyzer) they have to take you to the station.

That takes about an hour because they have to book you first and you'll be good and sober. Gotta find a ride home still though.

>>76229004
I'd fuck the shit out of that Mestizo bitch

>>76229589
>>76229589
>>76229589
ASTROS @ TWINNIES

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>Rockies """fans""" MIA for 72 hours
>Dodgers 0.5 games back
hmmmmm

>>76229371
Cubs front office need to have a word with this fake tough guy

>>76229569
>>76229569

Astros @ Twins

>>76229569
>>76229569

>>76229584
Why go through all this shit? Just don't drunk. Have your gf drive. Call and Uber. I don't get it. It's not hard.

how long until the dodgers FO realize the Maeda experiment has failed

>>76229626
he's just a placeholder for Ohtani

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I hate to say it Rockiesbros, but I can see this season unraveling pretty soon. This pitching staff is a sham
>Anderson and Chatwood suck dick
>Being carried by 3 rookie starters
>Ottavino to the DL, has pitched like shit anyway
>After Holland, McGee is the next best bullpen arm and we learned last year how dangerous that can be

Someone talk me off the ledge...

>>76229625

I only know this because I got arrested after 1 drink once and had to go blow them a .01

But for the most part you're right.

>>76229626
22 million over 8 years.
They don't give a fuck.

>>76229644
You haven't shown up for days. You deserve to be shit. Thank God I won't ever have to see you pathetic Pebbles "fans" ever again.

>>76229417
The indians have a 2 dollar beer night every once and a while. Cheaper to get a seat in the outfield and get hammered than to go to a bar.

>>76229626
>he puts people in the seats
>the maeda experiment has failed

Not from the front office's point of view

so which one of you is it sitting behind home plate at the Jays game in a Chelsea kit

>>76229644
>>76229670
samefag

>>76229684
I'd really be glad if they brought back Ten Cent Beer Night again. That was one of the greatest moment's of my dad's life.

>>76229600
>>76229611
These guys get two gamethreads

I wish my team had a gamethread...

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Nobody would have a problem with the cockies if they didn't talk-up their team to be the next great baseball dynasty. It was a good 40 game run. The Dodgers are built for a 200 game season. You should have stood quiet and shut the fuck up. But you associated yourselves with the disastros and thought you would actually make the postseason. Arizona is better. Los Angeles is better. Cop that WC.

>>76229670
>being this butthurt

>>76229194
the coffee is a nice touch

>>76229732
DG would you like to see an Arizona vs. Dodgers NLDS possibly?

>>76229549
sorry buddy, just got home
why didnt you make one?

>>76229670
I've been here every day familia. I've also been here the last couple years, and off and on before that. I'm not going anywhere. Stay mad tho.

>phillies

>>76229732
This. >My team is in first and I hype them, but I'm not an insufferable dick about it like the 2017 Rockies and Astros fans are. Learn the hard lesson that >mest and >rags fans are learning now. If you gloat like a fucktard, everyone, and I mean everyone, will pile on when you fail.

Bauer with 14ks BTFO the haters

>>76229834
habitually lazy

>>76229750
Arizona has a top 5 pitching staff. Big time offence. Only because of the Greinke match-up otherwise I wouldn't want to see them.I really think the Dodgers will take the top seed so it'll be between Washington and Arizona. I think the cuckies are done. Their pitching is ass. To answer the question, yes, I'd like that.

DJ LeMahieu looks like a 10 year old that fell into a vat of nuclear waste.

mlb heads/lawer bros

aware me a pitcher can throw at a hitter and only receive a suspensions n a possible fine

whereas

an individual who slings a ball at another human being(notice throw vs sling) may get sued for tort or battery (depending on the intent)

explain

>>76229963
Already discussed this to death.

Google.com

It's part of the baseball culture. There are essays written on this. Do a search. Far better than the incoherent shitposting you'll receive.

>>76229943
His wife is hotter than any piece of ass you've ever touched though.

>>76229374
Fuentes overran a fly ball by 30 feet.

>>76229963
For the same reason boxers and football players can maim each other at will. Part of the game.

>>76228244

>Cubs
>29.5 %
>dynasty they said

at least they broke the curse

>>76229963
It's their job to throw balls at people, everyone involved knows it's a risk that the ball might veer off course a few feet.

>>76230007
6/10 at most.

>>76230007
Not that guy and I don't mean to sound like an Internet casablanca but I've fucked girls from tumblr and IG who are so beyond beautiful I've contemplated reality itself. So I probably have. Post a pic of this wife because I couldn't find anything.

>>76229626
We need him to be Otani's bro.

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Miller time

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>>76230213
;_;7

>tfw we will never see neither Rockies nor Astros fans ever again starting next month.

why the fuck did t-mobile pick the biggest fuckin captain dweebo for their unlimited baseball campaign?

we didn't need any help looking like sperglords

This fucking Dodgers Cards game is so fucking long. Thus is the first time in a long time I've felt a dodgwr game drag this slow.

>>76230442
Is Pedro Baez pitching? Because that's literally the only way I can think of a Dodger game dragging on.

>VV grabs his hip
>Injured his elbow
wew lad

>>76230457
Pedro Baez is considerably faster now and an elite reliever in baseball. He could take a full 60 seconds per pitch and I wouldn't give a fuck so long as his performance stays elite. But no, it's Wacha vs Maeda. Guys are getting on base but it just feels boring. Something about the crowd being silent maybe. Sort of like watching a Cleveland game even if kluber is pitching. It's just draining when the crowd is dead. Very surprising from the fans at Busch

>Rags

Hunter Strickland should be banned for life.

>whos

They could have traded Quintana for Bregman and they didn't. How will they ever recover?

>>76229864
Astros fans aren't pompous dicks though. They're excited, but not mean or rude.

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>>76230501
>you now remember that Philthy trip talking about the Phillies' elite young rotation

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>>76230592

>>76230590
>They could have traded Quintana for Bregman
>rewriting history
Bregman is what the Sox were asking for, Astros weren't having it.

>>76230616
t. Phillies trip in question

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>>76230629

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windians!

>>76230616
see
>>76230629

>>76230680
see
>>76230651

>>76230674
FUCK YOU.

>>76230686
Nah.

>SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE >SALE

>>76230701
>I cannot substantiate my fictional claim
>Despite there being a massive archive that could easily prove me correct
And thus you outed yourself as a liar

Cards putting in a nigga making his Major league debut against the Dodgers on his birthday with the bases loaded and 1 out

Lets see what happens.

>>76230714
I'm not going to screencap posts for you, what do you think this is? I'm making fun of a dude I saw being delusional, whatever the fuck you believe has no bearing on anything at all. You mean nothing.

>>76230757
>Now I'll take the high road as a cover to being utterly humiliated
It's okay, one day you'll be right I'm sure.

>>76228608
Yeah...nah, that's not what happened.
Nobody got their ass beat. Strickland landed one shot with an open hand, Harper glanced one off of his hat that barely touched his face
https://mobile.twitter.com/cjzer0/status/869320568906145792/photo/1

Nice revisionism tho

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>>76230714
what is a "massive archive"??

>>76230772
>still thinking people care what you think
Please. No need for this, and it's really kind of sad. Just bow out quietly.

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Aaaaaaand he walks him.....
Two runs walked in.
Two more runs for LA.
I rest this game in piss and this series.

Will the Rockies ever again see first place?

>>76230706
What happened?

>Coors babbies getting blown the fuck out by the BEARINERS

Lmao your team is toast.

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>>76230795

"No"

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>>76230800
Meanwhile......

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>>76230846
>the cards are horrible

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>>76230846
>

>>76230846
>>76230869

Please Doyers don't kill the Cards too bad. I actually want them to challenge the Broors.

>>76230870
Is that Jared Fogle?

>>76230890
yup

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Hammel is out

>>76230591
Yes they are.

>>76230924
So are we going to make pedo jokes about the Cards now?

>>76230933
Those aren't Astros "fans." They're raggot faggot falseflaggers.

>>76230929
what?

>>76230936
meh, I hate the cards but it's not like they knew. What Penn State did /continues to make excuses for was so much worse

>>76230960
*Gamel

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Dodgers acquired the 2006 5th round pick Brandon Morrow.

Brandon Morrow was taken 2 (dos) picks ahead of Clayton Kershaw.

He still hits 99mph and looks to be good addition to the best bullpen in baseball over the the past 250 games.

Who takes the L here? Seattle for letting g him go or Seattle got not drafting Kershaw?

This is a sincere question.

You could have had Kershaw and Felix beside one another.

Think about it...

>whos

Why didn't they just trade Quintana when they had the chance?

>>76231007
What's wrong with him?

>>76230983
You would personally not be the man who you are today if Kershaw had been drafted the Mariners. How could you be happy if one of your favorite pitchers never played for your team? So I say Seattle takes the L for not drafting either one.

>whos

>>76230933
>unironically believing the falseflaggers that come when any team does well after being bad for a long time
wew

>that was a......

NICE SNATCH DENVER!!!!!!!!!

>>76231065
Oh c'mon now. I can tell the difference between a >rags false flagger and a smug Astros fan. Texans aren't smart enough to disguise themselves that well.

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>>76231028
I didn't really see it that way, very interesting perspective.

Here is a hypothetical question....

Had Kershaw come up with the Mets and had Terry Collins and Dan Warthen manage his work and innings, would Kershaw be a hall of famer? Keep in mind Kershaw threw 98mph when he was 20. What would the mets have done?

What if synderpiss came up with the Dodgers? Would he be better? Worse? The same?

What if that plumber kid from Detroit had stayed with the mets? Would he ALREADY have TJS?


So many questions. I'm high off theraflu at this moment.

>>76231170
>Chileans are good at disguising themselves as Texan Americans

I wasn't listening

>>76231170
nah, you're just too dumb and new to tell the difference

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Sorry, just getting this out of the way..

pretty certain at this point

>>76231176
I think the results speak for themselves. The mets are a meat grinder for starting pitchers. Very poorly managed with an eye for short term goals only and no regard for the future of their player's health.

>>76231236
80% of the time I've seen you post this, the Mariners lose.

>>76231236
I have that hat. It fits like shit. Good thing I paid $10. TY based Seattle. Today the Rockies begin their collapse.

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>>76231270
sorry, let me try this one

>>76231270
>believing in superstition

What are you 12?
>>>/x/

>>76231217
When the Astros fail, and they will fail, there will be a tidal wave of shitposting and it will all be on your head.

>>76231297
lol I'm not even an Astros fan you newfag dweeb.

WSH Nationals vs SF Giants (#2 of 3)

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>76231254
>>76231254
>>76231254

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>>76231320
Thank You

WHOS PITCHER JUST DRILLED A RED SOX HITTER

SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL

>detoilet getting shutout by a rookie in his debut

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kek

>>76231383
guess that explains why >>76231384 is suddenly interested in the NL

>>76231410
Idk what he's talking about considering they're against Ian Duffy

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sup /mlb/

>>76231345
Where's the bench clearing brawl?

Angels Braves

Over/under 10 replies?

>>76231533
>>76231533
>>76231533

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For me, it's the Cleveland Autists

>>76231550
less than 5 posters

>>76231517
Sup dude. Did you beat the Resd today?

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Based Bauer at it again

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MARINERS bringing the pain train to Colorado

>pebbles

>>76231670
>bauer
>based
that quote was him trying to be cool. hes' mister trigger on twitter who cant handle the banter

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>>76231567
>>76231670

>>76231670
>>76231693
>>76231695
I'll never forgive that bastard for blowing the World Series. He singlehandedly unleashed the cancer that is Cusb fans onto the world.

>mest

Jeff Samardzija gave his own team mate a concussion in the brawl yesterday.
>morse ded

>>76231705
Blame Manfred for letting "pilates" slide.

>>76231705
>implying they weren't already cancer
You should've known this.

>>76231731
CAPTAIN

OF

ATTITUDE

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wew lad

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will the Los Angeles Dodgers bullpen EVER AGAIN allow a run??????????????????????????????????????????

>>76231779
Below average and not impressive and this is coming from someone who is 100% not a Tigers fan

>>76231794
>bullpen is better than kershit

lmfao

>>76231860
Hmm I'm certain this Canadian (who is ABSOLUTELY not Tiggerleaf) is totally correct and valid.

>>76231779
JUSTin got cucked by a rook lmao

the orange ducks will be sub .500 by next week kek

>>76231924
And Old Gay is NOWHERE to be seen.

How badly is the Yaks fall off going to be?

Will they slide to fourth?

>>76231778
Well, he's certainly not the captain of low ERA.

>>76231779
clearly the future

>>76231941
nah he's right here
>>76231944

>>76231779
To be fair the Tiggles are shit

>>76231869
>tfw kershit was the bullpen and no more nats playoffs

why do o's fans not show up to games or even 4chan game threads when they get the shit beat out of them?? just odd if you ask me

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>>76231794
You can shut the fuck up now

>it's a bandwagon casual AL Least fags complain about AL bandwagon casual AL Least fags

>>76232025
Baltimore is a football city and Baltimore fans consider the Orioles a pleasant distraction from football season.

>Lost
>Again
>Dudders
>"""""""Bullpen""""""""

>>76232050
Stay obsessed.

>>76232025
Look at the red sox thread, whos are getting BTFO and are still all over the place there

>>76232025
There were several of them in game threads when they were getting swept in Houston

You now remember that the fraudulent Shitcongo Cusb are .500.

You now remember that mo'Lester stopped showing up exactly when pissboi came back.

>Cubes

>>76232097
>mo'Lester stopped showing up exactly when pissboi came back.
does he know you can alternate between trips as much as you want?

>>76232097
>>76232121
mo'Lester isn't pissboi. I have pissboi's exact posting style memorized. I am an authority on pissboi because I'm his biggest fan.

>>76232121
That's the point, he stopped pretending to be a Cubs fan so he could pretend to be a Doyers fan again

>>76232072
Whos fans are better fans than Orange fucking Ducks

>>76232136
MMR is cool

>>76232132
im saying he could be both at the same time

>>76232152
MMR is a little knock-kneed faggot.

KEMP

ain't baseball great

>>76232160
He did for a second when the Cubs were down-sliding, but I haven't seen hide nor hair of >SIX GAY DUDES in a while, but seen lots of tripless DG.

>Rob Refsnyder


weird name for a gook, 2bh

>>76232170
MMR is female

>>76232222
Fuck off DG

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Apologize Pebble niggers.

>>76232170
wow rude + homophobic please don't do this

>>76232238
....wait, really...?

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>giants

>stain poois

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>>76232292

>>76232289
Yup

>>76232329
>>76232289
>>76232238
is her penis cute?

>>76232340
Not a tranny.
An actual real life female.
You guys need to go outside more.

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Wtf I hate umps now

>>76232380
oh, nevermind

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>chris sale

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Respond to this fruity faggots.

Hello???

>>76232447
Thanks for proving to everyone else that you are in fact mo'Lester.

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>>76232447

fucken DG or the impeccable DG imposter strikes again

>>76232447
Wow the Phillies suck

>>76232481
Don't let it fool you, it's the piss drinker

>>76232447
>>76232475
Do people seriously not realize that DG is mo'Lester?

>>76232486
>>76232486
Worst team in the league bar none. I feel sorry for the poor bastards who get drafted by them.

>>76232475
molester is soler. he recycles my 2015 posts because he hae a fascination with me. I'm the spic he wishes to become. When I exposed him to
He decided to add molester to his tripname to throw off the trail. Who wins the WS and still maintains an obsession with a trip code? Answer that.. No matter... Dodgers are in the NLCS.

>>76232486
>the phillies suck
you don't say

PooHoles hit #599

>>76232536
>I-I swear I'm not mo'Lester guys

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>barves
I umpire youth league baseball and I see better defense from those kids than what Atlanta has done this inning

>>76232536
gib Davis pls

>>76232572
I don't care because I'm happier when the Braves are shit. I don't like to suffer the embarrassment of the inevitable chokejob the Barves pull when they make either the playoffs or the World Series. They're the only Atlanta team I like because they don't make me angry.

>defending world champs are going to have to start selling their good players and rebuilding in the very next season
pairity is a mistake

>>76232604
what good players?

Can they just get it over with and throw him a meatball already?

so...who exactly are the Red Sox aces at this point

>>76232653
A pitching machine.

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Thank You Based Astros

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what did he mean by this?