LAA: Albert Pujols belts 599th HR in Tuesday's win
TEX: Elvis Andrus goes deep, drives in five runs
KC: Royals’ Eric Skoglund superb in MLB debut
SEA: Kyle Seager homers, knocks in four in victory
SEA: Nelson Cruz (calf) likely available Wednesday
NYY: Gardner, Holliday each homer twice for Yanks
PHI: Vince Velasquez says flexor strain is 'mild'
ARZ: Robbie Ray spins first career shutout vs. PIT
CLE: Trevor Bauer whiffs career-high 14 batters
CLE: Bradley Zimmer homers, drives in four Tues.
TB: Rays' Andriese diagnosed with a groin strain
LAA: Maybin out Tuesday night due to pain in side
>>76234462
HOU: Continued winning by giving Jose Berrios is first loss of the season. 6W streak
>>76234515
i love baseball
>>76234543
C-Chase Utley?
Is that you???
I legit think Pujols is the [2nd] best hitter ever, eat shit faggots
he'll be passed by Trout soon enough though
Bonds is the best, but he did PEDs so doesn't really count desu
>>76234635
>I legit think Pujols is the [2nd] best hitter ever,
The LA dodgers are in first place and there is nothing you can do about it flyovers
>your team
>your hat size
>who you think will be in the world series
dodgers
7 5/8
Cubs/Yankees
>>76234643
Well anyone who played before 1960 is automatically out, pre integration.
>but muh talent level was higher anyway back then since every kid wanted to play baseball
kek, even if they wanted to play it's not like they could. Baseball wasn't the big money career it is now and kids were poor as fuck and had to work farms and shit. Doesn't matter if they wanted to play, baseball was pretty much limited to wealthier city kids
>but muh fewer teams so more concentrated talent
uh, population, 16 teams which is more than half as now yet far less than half the current population until like 1960. Not to mention we've got an additional 250M in population talent pool in the asian and latin countries, where by the way baseball is the top sport that all the kids want to play.
>but muh jackie robinson 1947
nah, wasn't really fully integrated until like the 1960, even Mays and Aaron played in not full integration era. those guys and Mantle or whoever didn't have to compete with the spics and asians either.
so basically that leaves Bonds as the best hitter but he did roids so I guess he's out leaving guys like Pujols, Thomas, Rickey and I'll take Pujols as a hitter just ahead of those guys
thus Pujols = GOAT
>>76234723
Not reading any of that shit. Miguel Cabrera is the greatest from the right side. Greatest ever. Pujols is up there among the top 5-8 RHH.
>>76234723
Pujols is by no means a bad player, at-bat, but there have been many players who had better AB averages and slugging capabilities. He's consistent, but not the 2nd best ever.
>>76234741
now that you mention right side
I've got a beef with baseball pre integration because of that also, I've had this rant before sorry if you've read it already.
Fucking almost all the best hitters back then were lefties, what's up with that shit. I get that baseball as a sport is biased to lefties, many sports are actually, much higher proportion of lefty ballplayers than lefties in the population, but back then it was way too biased, ridiculously so, had to be the ballparks or something, even in baseball only about a third of hitters are lefties even back then, so it makes no sense that almost all the greatest hitters were lefties, game was way too biased for them somehow. Looking at 1950-present on fangraphs, after Bonds the next best lefty hitter is Thome at like 15th, makes a lot more sense.
so fuck the pre integration era even more and fuck lefties
Pujols = GOAT
>>76234799
A lot of potentially unreported cheating, lack of rules, lack of knowledge on the sport in general (people had to learn to pair lefties against righties, etc)
but yea, Pujols is in the top 5-10 batters for overall career (maintaining .300+ BA for 10 of his 16 year career), but wouldn't consider him 2nd best ever.
In fact, this season is one of his lesser seasons so far.
any jap games on now?
>>76234692
>doyers
>size 8
>Doyers/Lastros
>>76234854
not for 80 bings
https://www.redditgifts.com/gallery/gift/my-santa-was-pittsburgh-pirates/
tfw the pirates will never mail you shit
>>76234692
>Astros
>7 1/2
>Astros/Rockies
>>76234692
white sox
7 1/4
Indians/Dodgers
Fuck Bryce Harper
>>76234692
Royals
10
Astros/Cards
>>76235528
very cerebral post.
Just....just FUCK that Bryce Harper guy
Fuck Manfred fuck Bryce Harper FUCK Posey
>>76235878
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my ankle hurts
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Busted Pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Fuck everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yankees
Jays tbqhwy
>slept after mest win
>just woke up
>covfefe came and went
this is the weirdest timeline
>>76235592
Wrong team there pal but thanks champ.
haha fuck you strickland
>he'll be here forever
>>76238736
Q deciding to suck at the worst possible moment in his career is his own fault
>>76234675
bad shop
I predict the Astros will win the AL West, and the Cubs will not repeat as WS champions.
MARINERS!
>>76234543
There is nothing wrong with having no rings desu
I don't know much about baseball.
In mlb the show my guy has a fastball slider, changeup and curve.
What's a realistic fifth pitch? What's the silliest possible choice.
>>76240246
eephus
So will the World Champion Chicago Cubs get swept by the last place Padres, slip to 2 games below .500, and fall to 4th place in the worst division in baseball tonight?
>>76239523
can't relate sorry m7
>>76239523
MARINYAS!
>>76240246
Realistically a 2seam/sinker/running fb (all basically the same pitch), but if you want to break the game add a knuckleball since at the very least it'll work as an extreme changeup
>>76240483
>Manny at serious risk of having a lower avg than JJ Hardy
>leads voting
>the oakland As are by far the most successful team in their division
What other weird, interesting facts do you know mlb?
>>76240561
In 2005, contrary to popular belief but a World Series was actually played.
>>76240483
Tfw nowhere to put Marwin Gonzalez
/a/stros twins
>>76240658
>>76240658
>>76240658
>>76240644
DELETE THIS
>>76240674
>lidge
>>76240687
AND HE GOT A RING 3 YEARS LATER SO IM SORTA HAPPY FOR HIM
>>76240483
>Avi being that low
>>76234799
some things that could factor into that are most pitchers are right-handed and being a lefty in the batters box puts you just that little extra bit closer to 1st base
>>76240809
I'm surprised he's that high, that's probably about where he should be though
mike's on, he's ready to go..
>>76240483
who's voting for our trash players
>>76241014
I'm been voting for our good guys since I figured no one else would.
>Franky has nearly 350k more votes
kek
Not that it matters since the game is now entirely pointless. Please don't anyone get injured.
>>76239155
That was always a dodger hat. Sorry
That ass is Dodger property.
>worst coast and least coast arguing about ownership of a digital hambeast
>>76241328
wrong
>>76240792
>Lidge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsEuTYbDRwE
I know the Astros won the series in the end. But that HR was so great with how much he just annihilated it in that situation.
>>76241512
probably one of the best pujols moments was the world series in 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoRCbm_hJhU
windians 14 game win streak in the works
>>76241572
>absolutely doubt.jpg
But hey that'd be nice.
dat dere stro beatdown
lmao
>>76240483
Who the fuck is voting Lindor over Correa/Bogaerts and Castro over Altuve? I'm unbelievably triggered rn
>>76240665
marisnick if trout is injured for asg pls and gonzales for 1B
>>76240483
Top lel Miggy has been awful this year but my goodness every other 1B BTFO
>>76241647
>Who the fuck is voting Lindor over Correa/Bogaerts
Literally everyone
C: PEREZ
1B: YONDER
2B: ALTUVE
3B: SANO
SS: CORREA
OF: TROUT (INJURED AND REPLACED BY JUDGE)
OF: MOOKIE
OF: GARCIA
DH: HOLLIDAY
IF YOU DISAGREE ON MORE THAN 1 YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A BITCH, A CASUAL FAN, MENTALLY UNSTABLE, AUTISTIC AND A FAGGOT
The phillies are depressing me.
I only just started watching sports.
Is this normal or am I in for a lifetime of pain?
>>76241777
Its normal to be depressed every season
>>76241804
>>76241777
SamE
>>76241684
W-why? Is it just because of dWAR?
>>76241746
I like this post.
>>76241777
they won the WS in '08 so I'm sure they'll turn it around soon? The rebuild (I think they're rebuilding?) should take about 3-4 years. So buckle up buttercup
>>76241804
>>76241862
>>76241873
I love watching baseball but this is killing me.
I wish I got the MLB version of strikezone.
I used to watch teams that phillies were gonna play soon for a preview of their team but at this point I just want to see some good baseball.
Any suggestions?
>>76241922
Try the Mariners
>>76241746
utter shit list
>Barry JacksonVerified account @flasportsbuzz 4m4 minutes ago
More
NY Post reports Al Leiter has joined Tagg Romney group bidding for Marlins, giving them strong 1990s rotation (Leiter,Glavine, Dave Stewart)
god fuck off with this new yorkers
C: Maille
1B : Smoak
2B : Travis
3B : Donaldson
SS : Goins
OF : Bautista
OF : Pillar
OF : Betts
DH : Encarnacion
If you disagree you probably are a disgusting fat burgerclap who hates fun
>>76241980
I live in NJ I dont think that's gonna work.
>>76242045
Ladies and gentlemen, THE most cucked trip on /sp/
>>76241746
You were so close my friend
He is statistically a top 5 hitter in the AL right now
>>76242081
>If you disagree you probably are a disgusting fat burgerclap who hates fun
If I agree does that make me not a disgusting fat burgerclap that hates fun?
>>76242114
Too bad the Rays will always be shit until they move to Pyongyang, Best Korea
Why did Strickland peg Harper?
>>76241922
could you follow a minor league team? following young stars can be fun during a rebuild, and super cheap to go to games usually.
>>76242141
Kinda hard to find free streams for Minor league teams.
I didnt know the phillies were this much of a trainwreck right now.
also I learned today that joe torre is working for baseball
>>76242134
for the laffs
>red sox have been trying to fill a hole at 3rd base for over a decade
>only """"good"""" 3rd basemen who will be a free agent any time soon is monkey machimpo
not a fan of this
>>76242081
Bogaerts should be at SS
>OF
>no mike fish or judge
wat
>>76242200
Wow it must suck having the best 3B prospect you dork
>>76242222
hes going to be traded
>>76242168
>>76242141
I am looking up the minor league teams close by. what the hell is A-advance league?
>>76242233
>being the most cucked trip on all of /sp/
Hunter Strickland? More like Cunter Dicksand hahahahahaha
>>76242082
Just alternate between mets and yanks based on record
>>76242233
>when a casual wastes dub dubs
>>76242252
Good one
what can we get for this prospect
>>76239163
>and the Cubs will not repeat as WS champions
This has been painfully obvious to anyone who isn't a complete casual or lifelong. Biggest one and done fluke in MLB history
>>76242266
>When youre such a fucking idiot that post numbers amuse you
>>76242266
All is well now
What team should I start rooting for? I just go into the MLB.
>>76242321
Anyone but the Dodgers
>>76242321
The phillies.
I would wreck anybody ITT in MLB the show 17
>>76242343
Are you one of those people that swings at every single pitch and uses directional hitting?
>>76242372
No I'm the exact opposite of that
>>76242321
Mariners
>>76242343
>road game
>home player's stadium choice: camden yards at day
>phillies
>aaron nola
>good
o rly?
>harper suspension cut to three games
l
m
a
o
you think his wife sucks his dick or he gets manfred to do it even at home
rate my selections /mlb/
Pls be nice to:
>Busted Pussy
>Dolan Arenado
>Sprunger
>>76242326
>>76242328
>>76242401
I have a Red Sox cap so I guess that about settles it.
>>76240483
I like how the top choice for each position is someone from a different team. Keeps it interesting
>>76242045
he looks so different
>>76240483
>lastros fans
>>76240483
>Segura only in fifth
He's on pace to match his 2016 production, even though he missed a dozen games. he has 61 hits in only 41 games.
>>76242652
Then why ask?
>>76242950
He missed a dozen games and plays in seattle. People barely know he exists
>>76240483
Holy crap, I never realized how terrible the AL players are outside of like 5 people
>>76243149
True. These fringe all star guys in the al should go to the nl where they can be mvp contenders
>The #Astros are 37-16 (.698). The best 53 game start by an American League team since Mariners began 41-12 (.774) in 2001.
>>76243324
Well I guess we know how the Lastros season will end.
>>76240665
We're voting based marWIN in at 1B
>>76243338
this level of fixation is pretty incredible tbqh
>twinks
why are we even playing out the season?
just give the Astros their rings now tbhfamalam
Good luck >rags
lmao
>>76243378
Sure thing, Lastros. Lmao log off and hang yourself. Go RANGODS!
>>76241647
Castro is better than Altuve
>>76243350
>le meme utility man who is only good for one season and goes back to mediocrity soon after
r8
>>76243426
Marwin has always been pretty clutch, but he's had a lot better discipline this year. That and he's made some changes to his swing that have made a big difference. He's just becoming a very professional hitter and being smart now. The ability has always been there.
>>76243443
>Standthere Posing
What if a fight breaks out?
>>76243426
But he didn't go back yet
>lastros
Jankowski when?
>>76243528
August, but in a Pittsburgh uniform
Should the slowball be banned?
>>76239155
>>76241479
she will never be a boston fan
the booston hat will never be anythign but a bad shoop
stop trying to so hard every single day
>>76243605
Are you saying we should get rid of slow pitches?
Marwin you pussy
Take the hit at 67 mph I've gotten hit by harder
>>76243619
Na I'm legit watching a slowball pitcher, shit's weird as fuck
>>76243628
Fuck you Marwin for homering and making me look dumb
break up the astros please manfred
too OP
>>76243628
He's a catcher, desu
>>76243619
Manfred said it's no good
>Tfw you sweep good teams back to back
S T E L L A R
P E R F O R M A N C E
38 - 16
>>76243650
It's not his first time and man it is fucking weird.
>>76243679
>Implying it makes a difference
Position players pitching is one of my favorite things
>>76243694
Usually they try to pitch
he's just so gimmicky...
>>76243678
>twins
>good
>>76243718
They're better than anyone else in the Comedy Central. Indians and Whos included.
>>76243739
This 2bqh
>>76243739
>shiniest turd in the pile of shit
Who here .700+ win%??
Fuck you faggots for thinking the Cubs won't come back from this lmao. They'll twopeat this year, and come back from the deficit. They have the best offense in baseball, the best rotation, and a great bullpen. It takes some serious mental gymnastics to think they won't destroy the MLB again lmao
38
>>76243774
You are a baby. I'm at an .803 winning percentage.
>>76243678
>Ducks r/n
>"""good"""
>>76243795
If you are over .500 you are good.
>>76234462
> NYM: Tyler Pill pitches strong debut through 5.1 only to have it nearly get crushed by Assdribble.
>>76243795
.500+?
Good.
.450 and below?
Bad.
>>76242233
www
(dot)
hardballtimes
(dot)
com
understanding-minor-league-levels/
>>76243861
Is that really a filtered URL?
>>76243871
idk, when i tried to post it kept telling me that it was seen as spam.
I thought the Jays were rebuilding this year? What happened to the tank?
>>76243885
Maybe because "hard" and "ball" are in the title
>>76243913
Even a bad team can do well. You know what they say. Everyone wins 60 and loses 60; it's what you do with the other 42 that count.
>>76243811
>>76243855
Technically yes, but if you've seen the way the O's have been over the last two weeks you'd be pressed to call them good.
MASN reported we are literally the worst with RISP
>WojYaks
>>76244078
A large chunk of their losses are from their last couple of games, starting with Astros sweep. Also, Twins have some deadly starters.
It's not like the >rags 10 win streak where they swept the Padres and Phillies.
Twins & Orioles are better teams in virtually every way this season.
>>76244095
not even the sheen of their heads combined can accurately portray the brightness of their teams future
>>76244095
They look like creators from prometheus
>>76244125
What if we buff and wax their heads to a mirror finish? Would that even have one iota of brightness comparable to the Yaks' future?
>>76243969
So the first 120 games are meaningless?
>>76244095
>giving up two home runs apiece to those cancer patients
>>76244143
only if you point the tippy top of their heads together so that they keep reflecting the light back on to one another
>>76242282
TODD FRAZIER
Is anyone going to see any Minor League games this year?
>>76244179
the only reason I'd ever go to a 51 game is if the team gives away baseballs and have a sale on their burgers
>>76244179
>>76244200
I only go to minor league games.
>>76244179
>>76244153
not the biggest fan of Holliday tbqh; he's always hit unreasonably well against >us
>>76244179
last time I went to a minor league game I got to go out onto the field with those giant boxing gloves and beat the tar out of my younger brother in front of 2,000 people. good times.
Does anyone here even like baseball?
>>76244270
baseball? more like boreball
GO LIONS!
>>76244179
Already done did. But damn if I missed out by not going on fauxback night.
>>76244270
yes
>>76244270
>tfw haven't actually watched a game in over a month but still browse here every day for the memes
>get a ton of (you)s without even watching any baseball
hee hee base'd
>>76244287
those are sick, man. they should wear those unis all the time. their hats are cool, but the shoulder things on the jerseys are pretty dumb imo.
>>76244333
Why not visit the 2017 New York Mets?
>>76244349
Because I refuse to go to Reddit
>>76244349
Because we'd like to watch the team WIN, little brother.
>tfw Archer isn't a sure thing anymore
>>76244381
2 > 27
>>76244389
Uhh...okay.
>>76243776
You're not relevant
>>76244153
*blows your ace the fuck out
>>76244482
*strikes you out*
>>76244482
>Baltimore
>having an ace post 1985
wew
>>76244490
"Paging Dr. Andrews to OR 1, paging Dr. Andrews to OR 1.
The past two years the Mets have "ruled" this city. Now it is time for the real Kings of New York to resume their reign. Go Yankees.
>>76244510
*your client is currently pitching a no-hitter, a job well done doc*
>>76244494
Ummm...we have one of THE Five Aces....
>>76244542
"No problem. Just know that he can only face 80 pitches max for the next month and then you can add 10 more each consecutive month."
*After a 105 pitch no-hitter*
"Hey Terry, my arm is sore."
>lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros >lastros
>>76244542
He took that no-no 38 pitches deep and by god his arm flew smooth off his body
>>76244599
???
>THE SHITTY OF CUBES
>GETTING SWEPT BY THE DADS
>THE SHITTY OF CUBES
>GETTING SWEPT BY THE DADS
>THE SHITTY OF CUBES
>GETTING SWEPT BY THE DADS
>THE SHITTY OF CUBES
>GETTING SWEPT BY THE DADS
>THE SHITTY OF CUBES
>GETTING SWEPT BY THE DADS
>cusb
Notice how there are no Cubs "fans" anymore? Isn't this great.
>>76244704
Even though the Cusb won last year, they still aren't as cool as the MOTHERFUCKING Whos.
>76244599
wdhmbt?
>>76244719
A BIG
>>76244383
give him up already
>phillies considering sending Franco down to minors
>this weekend is free Franco batting glove night for the kiddies.
>>76244755
lmao I guess they will have to not have Franco play.
Hey guys!
Uncle Joe let us dress up like characters from Anchorman for our road trip.
We had so much fun in California. We just got to chillax and not focus too much on baseball.
Aren't we the coolest?
Cubs on Friday...
>>76244781
~CaliforniaLove~
BadurumurumrmrumrumrumDUNDUNDUNDUN
>>76244781
I saw that the other night on ESPN. Are the Cubs still a meme team even though the curse is gone?
>>76244824
...Cubs now.
>>76244833
Got cucked by the Dodgers and now getting cucked by the dads. It's done. They're going on SFG style mixing the playoffs with a negative record.
>>76244781
Yankees had jorge passada and derek jeter telling the team to party now and the moment catchers and pitchers report to get focused purely on baseball
losing david ross and fowler is bigger than people thought plus having a meme manager doesn't help
Maddon is literally the mike tomlin of managers
>MLBRosterMoves @MLBRosterMoves
>@Orioles place catcher Welington Castillo (testicular injury) on 10-day DL
>the dilapidated shithole of Northern chicago
>Robert Andino suspended
His smile shall never return
>>76244860
Yaks literally busted his balls like the wops they are
>cubebies lose 6 straight
>still only 2 games back
How is it that "Comedy Central" doesn't apply to the NL side?
>>76244901
It's widely known as "Cuck Capital" to NL aficionados.
>>76244854
I get that David Ross was the veteran leader, but the guy compiled a 10.1 WAR over 13 seasons. Why is he a celebrity with a farewell tour all of a sudden?
>>76244930
Motivation can go a long way and while his offense was doggy shit he was still a great speaker to a team full of 25 and younger players
>>76244930
They're really parading him around like he's a star or something
His career is being a personal catcher for Jon Lester and hitting a HR off of Andrew Miller lol
Fuck you faggots for making fun of the Cubs.
>>76243516
Here you go fag, I actually put in 10 minutes of effort and made one to celebrate how shit the cubes are.
>>76244995
The Cubs aren't even shit you dumb fuck lmao. Fuck yourself with that obsessed bullshit
>a team plagued by injuries playing .500 baseball is shit
Lmao I can taste the butthurt from here
>>76244961
Youre a fucking idiot. David Ross was nothing. The highlight of his career was an Andrew Miller homerun that Andrew Miller himself laughed at while in the mound. Surprised Andrew didn't kill himself from humiliation. Fowler was a key piece but eve if he had stayed his 2017 performance is shit. The 2016 Cubs were never that good enough to sustain the that much greatness. They had an all-time great defense. No injuries to the pitching rotation. They pitching worked flawlessly with their defense. Add a little of manfreds intervention with steroids and you got yourself some champions . stay woke pussy.
>>76245009
>I can taste the butt from here
Yeah I bet you do faggot
Imagine being proud of have a sub .500 record
Just imagine
>>76245031
Stop replying bro. It's not even funny. It will never ever be an icon like THE Daddy Greinke
>>76245035
Imagine being a "fan" of the Cubs.
>>76245035
Imagine your stadium logo being a big red down arrow hahah
>>76245047
who
Imagine having a stadium where you unironically piss in troughs
>>76245009
>playing in potentially the shittiest division in the entire MLB
>Not even at .500
Yeah man the Cusb are great
>>76245028
Ross was a huge morale guy, it was never about his stats. And I wouldn't say they were never good enough to sustain it, they had 2 seasons in a row with over 97 wins, that isn't just luck.
But yeah, defense that good combined with really healthy pitching like that isn't going to last forever, plus their bats appear to have massive swings from p good/great to absolute dogshit and they've been dogshit most of the year
>>76245009
>plagued by injuries
You have one player on the disabled list. And it's a reliever with an 8 ERA. I don't think that counts as being "plagued by injuries".
>playing .500 baseball
Apparently you don't keep up with your team too much.
>LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS >LASTROS
I know it's a bit of a meme but I'm starting to believe that the 2016 Cubs were actually on steroids.
>>76245028
>David Ross was nothing
you're a fool to seriously believe this
See david ortiz for boston as a case and point
motivator and a hitter but above all the man of the house in boston now they look like a shell of their formerselves and having 6 aces will never change that
>>76245103
How dare you
Pilates are an accepted training regiment for all major league ballparks and players
>>76245107
Ortiz was a great hitter. Ross was a shitty hitter and a decent catcher. They aren't comparable at all.
>>76245107
Did they ever really even have 4 aces, let alone 6?
>>76245102
What do you have to gain from this?
>>76245120
>a decent catcher.
WHOS behind this post I wonder
>>76245107
>putting Papa Cuck on the same level as David Ortiz one of the most clutch October hitter to ever live
How fucking high are you at this moment. Sincerely and unironically take a razor to the neck.
>>76245127
they had "6(six)" aces before spring training started
the shitposting was wonderful the first week of the season started and that Detroit series really showed who the Boston red cucks were
>>76245132
What? He was.
What an early retirement announcement, and painfully slow farewell tour.
Hawk is retiring after 2018, and will primarily only do Sunday home games in 2018. His current load is primarily away games.
>>76245138
Ortiz is certainly way better than Ross but desu his stats arent really that phenominal
>>76245131
It's called forcing a meme just like how people forced ">rags"
>lastros
>>76245153
Thank god he's gone. Can't wait for him to die.
>>76245153
https://twitter.com/whitesox/status/870037021200396289
>>76245168
t. Rags fan
>>76245168
Obviously, but you don't need to force it when everyone else already calls them the Lastros.
>>76245185
kek
mest-broors
>>76245216
>>76245216
>>76245216
It's time Stone, activate it.
>>76245153
feels bad man
>>76244270
I do
>>76245305
Fuck you ugly faggot.
>FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS >FIRSTROS
>>76245326
my team already got bullied enough by themselves today, please dont bully fans too
>>76245340
>LASTROS
>DISASTROS
>ASSTROS
>PISSTROS
>FISTROS
>MISTROS
>SHITSTROS
>SHITSHOWS
>HITHOES
>>76245051
I am. I'm still riding high off of last year but there are so many gloom and doom fans. It's like chill a bit.
>>76245358
Lol he mad.
When will Seattle start selling off its stars?
>>76245102
>1st in MLB overall
>Lastros
Bruh, wait until we are losing to shitpost. Just embarrassing yourself RN
The season isn't even half way done and you faggots are already counting out the Cubs? The team with the best offense last year? The world champions? The team is virtually the same as it was last year, so there's no reason to believe that they won't do it again. But please be sure to reply to me with your delusions and obsessions.
>>76245369
You damn right I'm MAD. I have to share a division with you FAGGOTS in Houston. I hate that fucking city even though I have never been and I live in Oklahoma. Just because I'm a born and raised SOONER doesn't mean I can cheer for a Dallas team.
>>76245400
>cheering for the bad guys
Lol suit yourself. I'm a native born Houstonian who lived in Oklahoma. Mainly ok city, Glencoe, and Tulsa. Oklahoma should know by now that Dallas is for ritzy faggots who like to brag about their overpaid teams.
>>76245326
your words don't bother me dude, I'm gonna watch the stanley cup and be comfy
>>76245393
they didnt have the best offense last year what are you smoking
>>76245393
If I was you, DG, I would retire this shtick until the Cubs get good again. It just doesn't have the same impact as it used to. You need a new character.
Log off Soler you're annoying af
>>76245432
Fuck you I bet you even cheer for the Sooners too. Texas is our father. They own us and we worship those big-dicked Dallas fans every single day. I bet you don't even know that the true purpose of a Sooner is to be a cocksleeve for every Dallas resident.
>>76245443
Hello newfriend first week with us???
>>76245437
Yes they did you fucking obsessed faggot lmao
>>76245443
Fuck off I'm not DG you bastard lmao. You're obsessed with both of us tho
>>76245459
Oh okay you're a >rags fan
Oklahoma people wouldn't denigrate their state that much.
>nigga
>tho
>lmao
>LMAO
>hella
>don't reply to me again
Wow looks like I can be 2015 DG too
>>76245486
You also forgot "obsessed."
>>76245459
Everyone I've met that lives in Oklahoma was originally from dallass...
>>76245486
it's the machismo way of shitposting
>>76245486
don't forget "obsessed"
>>76245443
Ebin
>>76245467
Boston scored like 70 more runs than the Cubs did last season faggot
I know that Colorado scored more runs as well but Coors is a meme
>>76245514
Fenway is a hitters park lmao. Keep trying tho. Maybe you won't be defeated by me eventually
Someone redpill me on DG. What does it abbreviate? dodger guy?
>>76245557
death grips
>>76245557
dearest giants
What would happen if they gave /sp/ IDs? Would falseflagging die out instantly?
>>76245153
HE GONE
>>76245552
>maybe you wont be defeated by me eventually
what the fuck are you even talking about holy shit
>>76245557
diddling genitals
>>76245578
considering our most dedicated shitposters are posting from 5 different IPs and 3 devices at all times, I don't think it would do much
>>76245557
>>76245575
>>76245576
>>76245611
Ebin /b/roski's just simply Ebin....
I miss the REAL Daddy Greinke. Please come back from Curacao.
>>76245641
My bad I'll just give more attention to tripfags
somebody please post the pissboi screencaps
Guys, I'm still here!
Cubs are gonna be alright. The only ones losing their shit about the Cubs are haters.
It's normal for the defending champion to be so hated. The envy is strong among those who've never tasted a championship lol.
>>76245693
Stop ruining Daddy's name you little bitch! Fuck the Cubs, go DODGERS!
CUSB FANS ARE LITERALLY KILLING OUT OF RAGE
>Soon after, an officer spotted the girl hiding behind an office building a few blocks north of the crash scene, Cunningham said. She had taken off her blood-spattered, long-sleeve Cubs T-shirt but was still holding the bloody knife and machete, Cunningham said.
Discuss.
>>76245103
It's Theo's way
>Within two minutes, the teen began hacking at Nelson as the car approached the intersection of Touhy and Lincoln avenues, stabbing him repeatedly on the right side of his arm, torso, head and chest, Cunningham said.
>CUSB "FANS"
>>76245741
>>76245776
Why is it that whenever someone mentions pissboi you come flying in to deflect from him? Are you his Canadian brother or ex-lover or something?
>>76245794
he forgot to turn his canadian proxy off obviously
>>76245794
OK lets discuss that Kershaw is about to have 2000 strikeouts and has a sub 1 WHIP in his career and is the best pitcher of this generation and has thrown a perfect game
>inb4 postseason
Small sample size
Baseball in Canada was the biggest mistake in sports history
>>76245840
High school perfect games don't count
>>76245934
lmao imagine having short term memory
>>76245552
Is that you, Ricky? You fat bastard.
>>76245840
>89 IP (nearly half a full season) is a small sample size
How many other stretches of 90 innings has kershaw pitched literally double his career ERA?
All these completely shit-tier DG clones are sad. We need some fresh shitposters, not imitators. Get a life and be original.
>>76246017
desu we're all saving it up for the shitposting storm when toronto is leading the division by july
>>76246047
>>76246047
red sox vs white sox game thread
>no hitter=perfect game
canadian DG isn't even trying
>>76245725
>>76245751
This story is actually really eerie holy shit.
>>76242437
So he chose the best possible stadium for the best possible time of day. Don't see a problem anon.
>>76246012
There is literally nothing more overblown than his postseason "struggles"
Notice how /mlb/ never talks about his good starts lol
Then they always include his post season starts from when he was 20 and 21 years old
And then instead of celebrating his 19 innings and 0.47 ERA in 2013 they only look at 4 IP, 7 ER (he got 0 run support that game)
Then in 2014 we fail to look at Puig striking out with a man on 3rd and we discredit Kershaw's quality start in G4
Then in 2015 on a 3-2 count Pedro Baez gives up a single which now counts for Kershaw (QUALITY START) and in G4 he literally went 7 IP, 1 R
2016 - Was injured half the season so that's why he struggled in games they won, then one of the greatest baseball moments happens and he gets the save (iconic). 7 2-hit innings in G1 but Nahhhh fuck dat lets only look at G6 where his offense SCORED 0 (ZERO) runs
ALL TIME TEAMS
ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
C. Miguel Montero
1B. Paul Goldschmidt
2B. Jay Bell
3B. Matt Williams
SS. Stephen Drew
OF/LF. Luis Gonzalez
OF/CF. Steve Finley
OF/RF. Justin Upton
SP. Randy Johnson
ATLANTA BRAVES
C. Joe Torre
1B. Joe Adcock
2B. Felix Millan
3B. Ed Mathews
SS. Rabbit Maranville
OF/LF. Dale Murphy
OF/CF. Andruw Jones
OF/RF. Hank Aaron
SP. Greg Maddux
BALTIMORE ORIOLES
C. Chris Hoiles
1B. Eddie Murray
2B. Brian Roberts
3B. Brooks Robinson
SS. Cal Ripken Jr.
OF/LF. Boog Powell
OF/CF. Brady Anderson
OF/RF. Frank Robinson
SP. Jim Palmer
BOSTON RED SOX
C. Carlton Fisk
1B. Jimmie Foxx
2B. Dustin Pedroia
3B. Wade Boggs
SS. Nomar Garciaparra
OF/LF. Ted Williams
OF/CF. Tris Speaker
OF/RF. Dwight Evans
SP. Pedro Martinez
CHICAGO CUBS
C. Gabby Hartnett
1B. Mark Grace
2B. Ryne Sandburg
3B. Ron Santo
SS. Ernie Banks
OF/LF. Billy Williams
OF/CF. Hack Wilson
OF/RF. Sammy Sosa
SP. Mordecai Brown
CHICAGO WHITE SOX
C. Carlton Fisk
1B. Frank Thomas
2B. Eddie Collins
3B. Robin Ventura
SS. Luke Appling
OF/LF. Minnie Minoso
OF/CF. Joe Jackson
OF/RF. Magglio Ordonez
SP. Ed Walsh
CINCINNATI REDS
C. Johnny Bench
1B. Joey Votto
2B. Joe Morgan
3B. Pete Rose
SS. Barry Larkin
OF/LF. George Foster
OF/CF. Eric Davis
OF/RF. Frank Robinson
SP. Bucky Walters
CLEVELAND INDIANS
C. Victor Martinez
1B. Jim Thome
2B. Nap Lajoie
3B. Al Rosen
SS. Lou Boudreau
OF/LF. Larry Doby
OF/CF. Tris Speaker
OF/RF. Manny Ramirez
SP. Bob Feller
>literally nobody gives a fuck about poo holes being 1 away from 600 HRs
kek
losedians can't hit another lefty, yawn
>CUBS
>>76246398
COLORADO ROCKIES
C. Chris Ianetta
1B. Todd Helton
2B. DJ LeMahieu
3B. Nolan Arenado
SS. Troy Tulowitzki
OF/LF. Carlos Gonzalez
OF/CF. Charlie Blackmon
OF/RF. Larry Walker
SP. Ubaldo Jimenez
DETROIT TIGERS
C. Bill Freehan
1B. Hank Greenberg
2B. Charlie Gehringer
3B. George Kell
SS. Alan Trammell
OF/LF. Al Kaline
OF/CF. Ty Cobb
OF/RF. Harry Heilmann
SP. Hal Newhouser
HOUSTON ASTROS
C. Alan Ashby
1B. Jeff Bagwell
2B. Craig Biggio
3B. Morgan Ensberg
SS. Dickie Thon
OF/LF. Lance Berkman
OF/CF. Cesar Cedeño
OF/RF. Jim Wynn
SP. Roy Oswalt
KANSAS CITY ROYALS
C. Salvador Perez
1B. Mike Sweeney
2B. Frank White
3B. George Brett
SS. Freddie Patek
OF/LF. Alex Gordon
OF/CF. Amos Otis
OF/RF. Willie Wilson
SP. Kevin Appier
LOS ANGELES ANGELS
C. Bob Boone
1B. Rod Carew
2B. Bobby Grich
3B. Troy Glaus
SS. Jim Fregosi
OF/LF. Garrett Anderson
OF/CF. Mike Trout
OF/RF. Tim Salmon
SP. Nolan Ryan
LOS ANGELES DODGERS
C. Roy Campanella
1B. Gil Hodges
2B. Jackie Robinson
3B. Ron Cey
SS. Pee Wee Reese
OF/LF. Zack Wheat
OF/CF. Duke Snider
OF/RF. Willie Davis
SP. Clayton Kershaw
MIAMI MARLINS
C. Charles Johnson
1B. Jeff Conine
2B. Luis Castillo
3B. Miguel Cabrera
SS. Hanley Ramirez
OF/LF. Gary Sheffield
OF/CF. Juan Pierre
OF/RF. Giancarlo Stanton
SP. Kevin Brown
MILWAUKEE BREWERS
C. Jonathan Lucroy
1B. Cecil Cooper
2B. Jim Gantner
3B. Paul Moliter
SS. Robin Yount
OF/LF. Ryan Braun
OF/CF. Gorman Thomas
OF/RF. Geoff Jenkins
SP. Ben Sheets
>>76246438
MINNESOTA TWINS
C. Joe Mauer
1B. Harmon Killebrew
2B. Rod Carew
3B. Corey Koskie
SS. Joe Cronin
OF/LF. Goose Goslin
OF/CF. Kirby Puckett
OF/RF. Tony Oliva
SP. Walter Johnson
NEW YORK METS
C. Mike Piazza
1B. Keith Hernandez
2B. Edgardo Alfonso
3B. David Wright
SS. Jose Reyes
OF/LF. Mookie Wilson
OF/CF. Carlos Beltran
OF/RF. Darryl Strawberry
SP. Tom Seaver
NEW YORK YANKEES
C. Yogi Berra
1B. Lou Gehrig
2B. Robinson Cano
3B. Alex Rodriguez
SS. Derek Jeter
OF/LF. Mickey Mantle
OF/CF. Joe DiMaggio
OF/RF. Babe Ruth
OAKLAND ATHLETICS
C. Mickey Cochrane
1B. Jimmie Foxx
2B. Eddie Collins
3B. Home Run Baker
SS. Bert Campaneris
OF/LF. Rickey Henderson
OF/CF. Al Simmons
OF/RF. Reggie Jackson
SP. Lefty Grove
PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
C. Mike Liebrethal
1B. Ryan Howard
2B. Chase Utley
3B. Mike Schmidt
SS. Jimmie Rollins
OF/LF. Dick Allen
OF/CF. Richie Ashburn
OF/RF. Ed Delahanty
SP. Steve Carlton
PITTSBURGH PIRATES
C. Jason Kendall
1B. Willie Stargell
2B. Bill Mazeroski
3B. Pie Traynor
SS. Honus Wagner
OF/LF. Ralph Kiner
OF/CF. Max Carey
OF/RF. Roberto Clemente
SP. Babe Adams
SAN DIEGO PADRES
C. Terry Kennedy
1B. Adrian Gonzalez
2B. Mark Loretta
3B. Ken Caminiti
SS. Ozzie Smith
OF/LF. Ryan Klesko
OF/CF. Dave Winfield
OF/RF. Tony Gwynn
SP. Jake Peavy
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
C. Buster Posey
1B. Willie McCovey
2B. Jeff Kent
3B. Matt Williams
SS. Travis Jackson
OF/LF. Barry Bonds
OF/CF. Willie Mays
OF/RF. Mel Ott
SP. Christy Mathewson
KEON BROXTON JUST DABBED AFTER CATCHING A FLY BALL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
KEON BROXTON JUST DABBED AFTER CATCHING A FLY BALL
>>76246465
SEATTLE MARINERS
C. Dan Wilson
1B. Alvin Davis
2B. Bret Boone
3B. Edgar Martinez
SS. Alex Rodriguez
OF/LF. Jay Buhner
OF/CF. Ken Griffey Jr.
OF/RF. Ichiro Suzuki
SP. Felix Hernandez
ST. LOUIS CARDINALS
C. Ted Simmons
1B. Albert Pujols
2B. Rogers Hornsby
3B. Ken Boyer
SS. Ozzie Smith
OF/LF. Lou Brock
OF/CF. Stan Musial
OF/RF. Enos Slaughter
SP. Bob Gibson
TAMPA BAY RAYS
C. Toby Hall
1B. Carlos Pena
2B. Ben Zobrist
3B. Evan Longoria
SS. Julio Lugo
OF/LF. Carl Crawford
OF/CF. Kevin Kiermaier
OF/RF. B.J. Upton
SP. David Price
TEXAS RANGERS
C. Ivan Rodriguez
1B. Rafael Palmiero
2B. Ian Kinsler
3B. Adrian Beltre
SS. Alex Rodriguez
OF/LF. Frank Howard
OF/CF. Rusty Greer
OF/RF. Juan Gonzalez
SP. Charlie Hough
TORONTO BLUE JAYS
C. Ernie Whitt
1B. Carlos Delgado
2B. Roberto Alomar
3B. Josh Donaldson
SS. Tony Fernandez
OF/LF. George Bell
OF/CF. Vernon Wells
OF/RF. Jose Bautista
SP. Roy Halladay
WASHINGTON NATIONALS (MONTREAL EXPOS)
C. Gary Carter
1B. Ryan Zimmerman
2B. Jose Vidro
3B. Tim Wallach
SS. Orlando Cabrera
OF/LF. Tim Raines
OF/CF. Andre Dawson
OF/RF. Vladimir Guerrero
SP. Steve Rogers
>>76246465
>no SP for yankees
ya goofed
>>76246467
stupid
hope he gets hit next ab
>>76246467
webm when
baseball needs more dabs
>>76246496
FUUUUUUUUUCK
All dat work for nothing
Can I get a webm of the Broxton dab?
Thank fuck I decided to go today
>>76246537
When the Dadres win, everybody wins.
>>76246490
I love Felix but Randy is the Mariners best SP
>>76246662
Randy Johnson was a Diamondback
>>76246677
so? Rodriguez shows up as a Mariner, Ranger and Yankee on the list
>>76246662
It was a toss up between those two but I went with Felix partly because I picked him as a Dback and partly because Felix has played a little bit longer with the Mariners. They both work though
>>76246692
Ah, didn't realize that was the case. My bad.
>detoilet
LOSEDIANS
>deGrom
TLOSES
LOSEDIANS
TLOSEGERS
>>76246704
sounds like you didnt have clearly defined standards for your choices and went at this all willy nilly
im afraid i am going to have to disregard everything you posted
>>76246438
George Brett is an overrated shitbag. Fucking horrible human being. And I'm a Royals fan saying thay.
>>76246977
He's also clearly the greatest 3rd baseman in Royals history
How is he a horrible human being btw?
>thames is back
yay
>>76247046
He's no real Royals fan if he hates George Brett. I bet he wouldn't even suck his dick.
Is Pepe Alazar a hall of famer?
>>76246942
>WLose Sox
>>76246398
>Brady Anderson
>over Adam Jones
fucking gay list
>the only team to not be .500 in their last 10 games in the AL Central are the Tigers...who have gone 3-7.
Why is Joe Maddon not on the hotseat?
>>76247387
Because he has a ring you faggot bandwagoner.
>>76247387
Because he does meme shit so people think he's a good manager
>>76246438
>Appier over Saberhagen or Greinke
fucking gay list
>>76247046
I'm not denying that. Just have met him three times and every time he was a condescending cunt so full of himself.
>>76247081
Of course I wouldn't. Fucker is the kinda guy to fuck you in the ass and not give a reach-around.
>>76246977
fuck off bitch you are falseflagging GB is a bro
>>76246438
>Garret Anderson and Tim Salmon over Vlad Guerrero
fucking gay list
>Kevin Brown over Jose Fernandez or Dontrelle Willis or Josh Johnson
fucking gay list
>Cecil Cooper over Prince Fielder
fucking gay list
>>76247387
Because Maddon
>Won the 1st Cubs WS in 108 tears
>Took the Rays to the WS
>Is arguably the best manager in MLB if not surely top 5
Firing Maddon now would doom the Cubs. No manager worth his weight would want to manage the team knowing their is no room for failure.
>6:10 starts
>No Windians
Take 3/4 pls
At least based Astros came through.
>>76247483
See that's not my experience with him. Every time he has been a cunt.
>>76247554
Opinion noted, DG.
>>76246438
>Blackmon over Matt Holliday
fucking gay list
>>76247564
I picked Blackmon because he actually plays centerfield
It was a toss up in left field between CarGo and Holliday
>>76247561
Your rotation sucks. Your bullpen sucks.
no windians
mlb tonight is the fukn goat
this show shits all over espn baseball tonight
fukn lmao
espn competitive advantage not even once
lmao
get fucked pussies
If you're going to be an obnoxious tripfag and you get so embarrassed about your existence that you drop your trip, just never post again. Trip so we can at least filter you, please.
Inb4 1stros
>rags
>>76244285
>0-16
>>76247641
FUCK YOU.
>>76247645
Who are you talking about buddy? And who is your team?
>>76246490
>Gay-Rod over Michael Young
fucking gay list
>>76247644
Fuck off Soler.
>>76246490
>no Joe Carter
fucking gay list
>no Bryce Harper
>"expos are nationals"
fucking gay list
>>76247689
I'm talking about you and my team is the DODGERS. You give us a bad fucking name, queer.
>>76247645
cry more pussy
>>76247075
>thames is black
yay
>>76247721
Every team I did I did the whole franchise's history. So yeah, Expos are Nationals
Also Joe Carter is way overrated
>>76246858
suck my cock
>>76247636
Neutral observer here, but I'm looking at the Indians pitching stats now and they're pretty good.
http://mlb.mlb.com/stats/sortable.jsp#elem=%5Bobject+Object%5D&tab_level=child&click_text=Sortable+Team+pitching&game_type=%27R%27&season=2017&season_type=ANY&league_code=%27AL%27§ionType=st&statType=pitching&page=1&ts=1496279885983&sortColumn=era&sortOrder=%27asc%27&extended=0
That's just AL (the only league wherein pitching matters of course) but league wide is still good numbers.
>>76247733
Point to me to the exact post which riled you up. What was said? Why are you upset?
>>76247769
Your entire existence serves to permanently damage the reputation of our fine city and team. If I ever see you in Watts I will drag you out of your car and stomp your head in like a rotting pumpkin.
>kansass shitty roylulz
Lol!
I'm a troll and your team sucks!! XD GOT HEEM
did bruce hooper actually appeal or did they just get the news that trout was hurt and so reduced it
>>76247810
Hello DG!
Wew stros best team in Baseball since ever.
>rags
>Top competition in the AL includes the Astros
>Top competition in the NL includes the Cusb
This isn't fair.
>>76247833
>play in NL
>laughingstock for years
>get relegated to AL
>become GOAT
Sounds about right
>>76247793
Imma be at every game in the Nationals series June 6, 7, 8, come catch this fade if you really want it. No jokes. You tryna be on worldstar??? Or come to Calabasas if you can afford it lol
>>76247885
would you prefer yankees/giants? i like this moment in baseball
>>76247901
Me and my homies will roll up to you in a beat up 94 Caprice with gats and rob your rich ass.
>>76247901
>>76247946
Calm down gays and watch the astros instead.
>>76247946
>>76247901
I could beat up you and everyone in this thread at the same time
>>76247910
I would prefer if Pisshitgan State shuttered its garbaggio football program.
>>76247910
I'm saying the NL is weak. I don't mind the Astros on top, it's interesting. Thought they'd play like this last year.
>>76247980
So could any normal person. Go mess with the freaks in /fit/
>>76248011
laughed harder than I should have
>>76248021
>NL is weak
>best records belong to dodgers/rockies/nationals/diamonbacks
>those teams have the top offence and pitching in major league baseball
Finally >>Les canards orange<< are exposing the yaks
>>76248034
>having muscles means you can fight
Get a load of this fucking pussy. I can bet you're actually a virgin. Am I wrong?
>>76248070
>NL west team not named Giants
No threat within the postseason.
How do you interpret this?
>>76248088
Do you know what website this? It's a fucking chinese cartoon board. Calm down and watch the stros
>>76248112
Extensions a shit apparently.
>>76248139
MO LES TED.
>>76248122
Is*
>mfw the doyers might really make it to the WS
I was at the ballpark the other day, not saying which because you are all manchildren who shitpost at every turn, and I paid 5 dollars to throw a pitch at their little pitching thing and got 49 MPH just a little underneath the catchers chin almost at his glove.
I got to say being able to reach up to half the speed of these pros made me feel pretty good. Have you guys ever tried these pitch things?
>>76248202
Yeah I think we all talked about this a week ago and most of us here were hitting mid 90s with movement and MMR was touching 99
>>76248171
>mfw Kershit will start twice and not make it out of the first inning both times
>>76248021
oh, agree w all
>>76248011
we still have anon haters after last year, nice..
>>76248202
Not joking I pitched a 92 mph screwball.
>>76248202
>5 dollars
What the fuck?
>>76248244
GO BLUE AND MAIZE.
>>76248202
>>76248236
>he doesn't throw a 98 mph off-speed
Wow faggets
>>76248202
That's a laughably weak arm buddy. Not even trying to troll. 15 year Olds touch 75-80mph now.
>white girls with porcelain skin and silver hair wearing CARLOS MARTINEZ jerseys
What a beautiful time to be alive. To witness a new world of beautiful mixed children<3333
>>76248419
Mixing is great, I highly recommend finding a brown gf
WSH Nationals vs SF Giants (#3 of 3)
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>76248463
>>76248463
>>76248463
Good evening everyone
>>76246490
Omar "The 2nd best defensive shortstop of all time" Vizquel always makes my team before A-Roid. Also, the Big Unit was better than Felix.
Late Jays Win!
Rockies/ Mariners thread
>>76248750
>>76248750
>>76248750
Pujols GIDP
This guy fucking sucks.
>that guy with Machado in his line up
>>76248663
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Jacob deGrom, the 'Ace' of the Mets 'elite' rotation has a 3.97 ERA.
>>76248948
RIP in piece reviewbrah
New York sucks lol
>Doyers
>>76248505
lol no thank you brother. When you're brown yourself they think they feel more liberated to behave like locas. It's become cool and a joke to be a crazy cunt in Latin American culture. Something which was always frowned upon.
Padres win, Dodgers lose. My ideal day.
>>76249120
>>76249020
I rested that team in piss weeks ago. Now you're just shitting at the mouth. It's cool.
TIC TOCK, HEADLEY
>anyone that is correct is DG
Lmao see, this is why no one takes you faggots seriously. I'm a neutral observer, but even I can acknowledge that he's correct, and you faggots just meme on him inappropriately. Just log off. Mature. Become an adult. Maybe one day you can learn something from him. Until then, try not to challenge him so much. You just keep embarrassing yourself.
>>76249193
>losing a series to the worst form team in baseball
FINALLY the Orange Ducks put the pretender Jew Porkers meme to bed to continue their hundred year curse
>>76249321
....the Yankees haven't taken a series in Baltimore since 2012....
This is a transcendental falseflag.
Post-shitposting I call it.
I wrote about this in summer of 2012 on /lit/ during my tumblr phase.
Don't respond.
>>76249362
>using anything on /lit/ other than the fantasy/scifi thread
>>76246438
>not putting Biggio at catcher and Altuve at 2nd
>>76246592
This tbqh
Alex Gordon is batting .171 lmfao
>>76249389
>scifi
Are you 11 dawg?
I was like 16. It was a tumblr phase.
>>76249418
i listen to scifi and fantasy on my way to work
>>76249120
>the city of Masahirah Tanaker
>>76249389
>unironically reading genre shit
TOP PLEB
>Kozma making another out at home
hehe, >rags
>based Cardinals BTFO the Lost Again Dudders
>the pissing lad is NO WHERE to be seen
>>76249528
still best record in NL
>his team has a relief pitcher with 3 losses
Automatically ineligible for postseason lmao
>Kershit's team
Nevermind, they weren't going to make it anyway
>>76249462
i was on my tao lin shit. alt-lit honestly shaped me to the man i am today.
>>76249528
ive been here pussy. it was an excellent game, not mad one bit.
>>76249638
>alt-lit honestly shaped me to the man i am today.
you sound boring desu
Respond to this.
You won't.
So just look and seeth in rage.
>>76249674
>calls jansen an ace
>lets in a run
LMAO
>pissboi read towelin
Literally not surprised
>>76249674
wait a minute
>ESPN Deportes
>a fucking wetback
>>76249743
this
>>76249743
>pissback
the last 10 posts are about DG
i didnt make this up
>>76249776
It's not true though
>not listening to based OXY Guillen
sucks to be an uncultured piece of shit
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUx9unAg1Pc/
>>76249875
BASED Mr. Met
>>76249875
I bet he found out about Ms Met's promiscuous ventures
>right handed hitters are 0-for-45 against Kimbrel this season
JUST
U
S
T
Literally the best closer in the game right now and it isn't even close.
>>76249942
epic post-season choker
No one can stop us on the way to Seth Beer.
>>76249980
hi there
I hate off-days, brehs
>the shantytown of Detoilet relief pitching
>de city of toilet
>>76249942
hes always been the best in the game with the exception of his disaster 2016 and poor 2015. Hes a hall of famer
>rags
HAHAHAHAHA
>>76250029
We watchin the rockies and mariners tomorrow.
I already decided for >us
>RAGS
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>>76249875
lmao I love New York
The amount of people that just went >rags proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 MLB All-JUST Team (so far) (based on fWAR) (min 100 PA / 40 IP SP / 0 IP CL)
C: Mike Zunino -0.2
1B: Mike Napoli -0.5
2B: Jace Peterson -0.4
SS: Alcides Escobar -0.7
3B: Christian Arroyo -0.6
OF: Ben Revere -0.6
OF: Alex Gordon -0.7
OF: Carlos Gonzalez -0.8
SP: Bronson Arroyo -0.8
SP: Mike Fiers -0.8
SP: Jered Weaver -1.1
CL: Sam Dyson -0.7
Your 2017 MLB JUST positional player and pitcher: Carlos Gonzalez and Jered Weaver
>>76250132
Needs to be an NL and AL team.
>>76250049
Nah man, I'm gonna finish watching Stalker and then start on Solaris. You can't tell me what to do.
>>76250051
>>76250073
This 2bqh
>>76250132
>>76250157
YOURE GONNA WATCH BASEBALL AND LIKE IT!!!!
>>76250157
hot dam those are some good scifi films
>>76250167
>he doesn't watch kino with baseball games he doesn't have an emotional investment in playing in the background on another screen
>>76250132
Mike Fiers tried his best to pitch his way off that roster yesterday
>Yet another year goes by and baseball is still the only sport with parity
>molester MIA for a week
>soler MIA for a week
>both show up within 15 minutes of each other
wew
>>76250157
>>76250157
youre watching the Mariners tomorrow space!
>7 pickoff attempts and then a balk in one at bat
the rockies are awful
HE DID IT AGAIN
>dyson
HE DID IT AGAIN
>dyson
HE DID IT AGAIN
>dyson
HE DID IT AGAIN
>dyson
HE DID IT AGAIN
>dyson
>rags
>>76250192
If you can settle in and get through it, yeah, Tarkovsky's stuff is great. The rhythm and balance of each shot is visual poetry. Also, I'm pretty sure that filming Stalker took like 5+ years off the film crew's lives due to radiation poisoning.
>>76250234
Since when is Verlander pitching for the Rockies?
>Rags
>raggots
pffftt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>rags
>>76250265
>>76250265
NEW THREAD
>>76250265
>>76250265
>rags
>gimme an R!
AAAAAARRRR you got yo R you got yo R!
>gimme an A!
AAAAAAYYYY you got yo A you got yo A!
>gimme a G!
GEEEEEEEEEE you got yo G you got yo G!
>gimme an S!
EEESSSSSSSS you got yo S you got yo S!
>WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!
>R
>A
>G
>S
I SAID WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags
>RAGS