Where's the thread? Kickoff 20:30. Fuck Wolfsburg
yes, goooood morning
>mfw no one cares
Sadly this isn't HIV.
>>76205265
Als ob Wolfsburg einen Deut besser wäre. Beide Clubs gehören dringend abgestiegen und aufgelöst.
Hannover here, I want Peine-Ost to go up for more banter next year.
I'll care untill era penal again.
>>76205295
dies zu sein ehrlich
>>76205296
>Hanoi
no
just made a bundes thread before seeing this.
sorry
GO BRAUNSCHWEIG
>>76205322
Which part of Braunschweig....?
>>76205178
GOGOGO BRAUNSCHWEIGER
FUCK GOLFSBURG
>sadly
lmao
ZWISCHEN HARZ UND HEIDELAND
>>76205341
from eintracht
Who /Loverknecht here?
Inshallah Gustavo will get his ass kicked for being such a bad sportsman last game.
>>76205320
What do you mean no? I don't like Golfsburg either, at least Peine-Ost is a real club.
T O P R E F
Do away goals count?
wolfsburg will lose (cant tell you guys the score though)
>>76205362
we /bunnis/ now
Dejagah to save the wolves off the bench
>>76205399
Of coursh
>tfw my deluded aunt lives in Wolfsburg
>>76205399
yes
>>76205386
You're right.
I'm just /lifelong/ Werder here and automatically get triggered by the word Hannover.
does wolfsburg have likeable players apart from gomez?
post em
>>76205437
gerhardt and the one dude who posted in bundes before
>>76205437
Define likeable
Wtf, Mario Gomez is your aunt?
>>76205481
yea
Is Niedersachsen the most boring, unremarkable state after Schleswig-Holstein and Sachsen-Anhalt?
>>76205437
name one likeable braunschweig player
So which team is Huddersfield and which team is Reading?
>>76205433
deeply sorry for your hurt feelings
>>76205500
Where are you from?
>>76205500
munich
>>76205421
Why
>>76205506
braunschweig are reading
wolves are villa
>>76205500
>not Thüringen
>>76205501
touche
>Jeder Grüne ist ein Hurensohn
jeez, what is Max #24 so SAUER about
>"jeder ??? ist ein Hurensohn"
who are the Braunschweigers calling a son of a whore there?
>>76205564
Grüne
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GEWITTER?
any of guys can see it already?
iam in nrw (OWL)
>>76205564
Grüne
it's a political statement vs the Green party
good lads
>>76205564
Grüne
>>76205581
Ruhrpott here, no Gewitter to be seen
why doesn't merkel delegalize temperatures over 30°C?
why does she want to torture her people so much?
>>76205581
Kingdom of Bavaria here
Blue sky
RG has been shit so far. If Shitburg does not get relegated it's gonna be the worst day for a long time.
>>76205611
HAARPING to increase public nudity so more fucken can take place.
>>76205564
Grüne
But joke's on them, since Wolfsburg aren't even wearing green shirts today
>>76205626
Both Thiem & Witthoeft won tho.
>>76205626
game is gonna end 0-0
relegation will be decided by the ref having fucked up the first game
>>76205626
3rd League playoffs have been okay tier though.
>>76205652
>Those legs
HHHHHnnnnng, who is she?
>>76205662
as quality as Bremer's penalty kicks?
>>76205678
i wrote two names
<--- this is Thiem
btw iam that guys who insults dutchies as inferior germans in every /eredivise/ thread
and that guy who said iam gonna post pics of my asshole if i get dubs, actually got dubs but didnt deliver in the schalke - ajax gamethread
doing gods work
MARIO GOMEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN
MARIO GOMEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN
>"MARIO GOMEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN"
lel, Gomez BTFO
A-are they insulting a proud player of DIE MANNSCHAFT™?
>>76205701
post butthole
Man, if Golfsburg go down next season is gonna be one of the best in a long long time.
>Gustavo in charge of fairplay
>>76205730
only if i get repeating digits :DDDD
>>76205742
that's Rick James who is on cocaine which is a helluva drug
>>76205744
Kek, do it.
>>76205744
kek
>>76205744
I want to RAPE Katy Perry so much...
>>76205745
holy shit, he really does look like rick james
>>76205744
Tu es
It was Bezirksliga finishing and it was in Braunschweig.
>>76205701
(You)'re worse cancer than the food porn poster.
is gomez' mother really a prostitute or are the braunschweig fans spreading fake news?
>>76205501
Jan Hochscheidt.
>braunschweig finishing
http://www.unwetterzentrale.de/uwz/
>tfw only Warnstufe Gelb
>>76205810
It's hatespeech and the whole fanblock will be sued.
t. ARD hatespeech pro
Are there any streams boys
I tried watching the ardmediathek one but it's not working
>>76205843
t. Heiko Maas
>https://www.niederschlagsradar.de/
WHY IS IT SO HOT
>>76205858
hello Heiko
why didnt munich loan braunschweig their whole team for these 2 games?
>>76205841
>Warnstufe Rot möglich
Please St. Peter I implore you
http://de.sat24.com/de/eu/rainTMC
this is a nice image, it shows how the weather is turning right above Germany
Braunschweig plz score
>>76205876
Good question
don't respond to the american
we can't fix what his public education system failed at
these poor souls are beyond any hope
Wolfsburg is in relegation territory? What the fuck? Weren't they in the CL quarters like last year?
>>76205883
>it just changed to a mere "Wetterhinweis wegen Hitze"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76205876
Is that what they do in the handegg league?
>>76205904
I have no mouth and I must take the bait.
>>76205883
St. Peter Ording?
>>76205917
This club is FUBAR
Gomez is going to get red carded.
>Luiz "Mexican Drug Baron" Gustaffo
A Twitter user said there was an explosion
You guys reckon Thiem can win Roland Garros or is it gonna be another NWL episode
Hurensohn = BTFO
MARIO GOMEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN
>>76205960
Link you retard
Why are Brunswickers so obsessed with whores?
rly meks u thnik
>>76205960
yea there was in my pants
>>76205954
The Braunschweig fans have been calling him a son of a whore for the last 20 minutes or so, he's probably pissed as fuck
If Wolfsburg stay up do you reckon they'll be stronger next season?
t. Rarely posting Münster fan
>>76205925
For me it's still "Örtlich kräftige Schauer/Gewitter: Starkregen, Hagel und (schwere) Sturmböen möglich".
Let the hailstorm hit the floor.
>>76206019
Yes.
>tfw Gomez scores
>http://www.unwetterzentrale.de/uwz/niedersachsenindex.html
>ywn live just north of Osnabrück
>Reichlel
>>76206025
Asche Hooligan off the bench, put 10 euros on it
>>76206021
Where you at?
what the fuck
Who will perform for the halftime show tonight?
someone go and tell braunchweig that they are supposed to put the ball in the net
>KEN REICHEL
Describe Mario Gomez with 3 syllables
>this one weather autist ITT
>>>/b/
>>76206018
Kek
Yeah i thought i heard 'hoerenzoon' which is the same in German.
Alright lads, who are the bad guys in this one?
>>76205461
>leaves köln for wob
>likeable
>>76206051
Central Ruhrpott
____________________________
>Braunschweig
>>76206062
HUR
>>76206062
he just sucks
>>76206064
>not being interested in weather
for shame
>>76206072
>he thinks hu-ren-sohn is split like that
You now remember Mario Gomez
reminder that Mr. Hilter created VW ergo if you support them you are an evil nazi.
evil nazis get put on trial for war crimes just so u know
>>76206093
>remembering the offspring of prostitutes
maybe in colombia
>>76206062
Fast toni
>>76206098
Can you get a tripcode? I want your posts highlighted so I see them more easily.
>>76206098
Sieg heil
>>76206098
I'm not nazi and hitler rots in hell now fuck off burger scum
>>76206053
Siegfried und Roy
half time wank time
>>76206126
That's not very welcoming mein freund
>>76206151
wich porn?
>half time already
>no goal scored
This semen slurping sport isn't for me
>>76206098
>tfw you're just existing because your granddad barely survived gulag as a russian prisoner of war
>You will never find true love and procreate so your granddads suffering was worth it
Hold me lads
>>76206181
did you mean not worth it?
>>76206173
not sure
Why is she so smug?
What does she know that nobody else does in the stadium?
>>76206195
Milf porn
http://beeg.com/8076418
turn on 720p
>>76206186
That is the concept but his phrasing is also correct.
He meant
He will never find love and procreate to ensure that his grandfather's suffering was not in vain/so that it was worth it.
>>76206195
upskirt porn
>>76206251
I agree with you in technicality but found it understandable as it was.
>>76206172
fuck off why do you say something like that? We hate fucking nazi scum. Kill them all and now kill yourself stupid burger. I'm not angry but you pissed me off
>>76206263
>>76206251
>>76206233
I know my english is not perfect but I hope you can see now what we germans have to go through a lot of times.
>>76206298
>jesus fuck
did you just use profanity in the same sentence with the name of our lord and savior?
that's it, I have had it with you, you made me very angry now and I'm not the type of guy you want to make angry
consider this your last warning!
>>76206287
Why do I say something like "that is not very welcoming mein freund"?
Because I found your response to am obvious shitpost rather alarming. Perhaps you need a vacation.
>>76206313
English is a pain in the ass because of so many conflicting stylistic guidelines exist and half of the rules have more exceptions than applications.
>>76206298
Just stop shitting around. Why do you come here and call us Nazis? We haven't done anything. Watch the fucking game and shut up. We're not Nazis and even though I despise Wolfsburg and Vokswagen they aren't Nazis as well.
Americans fuck everything up. Seriously I have to filter you guys. It's horrible. The thread was perfectly fine until you started to provoke.
>>76206330
he told you he went to a gulag you fucker
>tfw g'dad went to Britain and the US as a POW
Germanbros, kennst du ein Kinderbuch zu lesen fur Verbessern mein Deustch? Ich werde lese es mit mein DeutschTextbooks
Ordner is kill
>>76206389
no suggestions?
>>76206330
He was released from russian war captivity by chance around 1954 and barely survived it. Never talked about it again to my father so I only know some rough facts. War is hell.
>>76205851
http://www.sport365.live/en/home
ogro
JUST
rip
>>76206361
Dude chill, how autistic are you?
Well lads, there it is
>>76206353
As I said you might as well fuck off. What the hell is your problem? I ask you once again. We had a good discussion and everybody was having a great time until your totally unfunny ''shitpost''.
Seriously kindly do us a favour and kill yourself. Why are you even here if you only want to provoke?
>>76206396
This will help you
RIP in piece Braunschweig
>>76206403
;-;
>Braunschweig assis
lmao get fucked
>>76206430
thanks mane, is it available as ebook or do i need to buy a real one?
that's what they get for chucking davari the madman
>>76206423
Der soll sich verpissen. Ich scheiße doch auch nicht einfach so irgendeinen Faden zu. Mit dem Nazischeiß braucht er auch gar nicht erst anzukommen.
Looks like I can go to bed early this evening.
Gute Nacht.
>>76206446
Zu Autismus gehören immer zwei.
Will you watch the European Championship this summer?
>>76206469
''No''
>>76206446
>Faden
Back to krautchan you go, nazi boy.
>>76206446
autistic malte-sören pls
>Braunschweig
LAMO
more like Braunscheiß
>>76206444
Unironically an absolutely wonderful radioplay for children. Ottfried Preussler is GOAT.
>>76206428
Surely you can tell it was not my shitpost that aggravated you.
But still, your response is excessive.
Wunder von Braunschweig y/n?
>>76206446
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dtnp0oaWrrc
>>76206500
we read this in elementary school
good times
Traditionsnigger on suicide watch
n
dat böller
*explodes internally*
jeder /RB Leipzig/ hier?
>>76206435
Is this the famous Mirka?
are braunschweig fans worse than ISIS?
>>76206481
Was willst du jetzt von mir? KC ist die größte Kloake. Wenn dann 4chan /int/
>>76206500
Ich hore es im Youtube und er sprich du schnell
wat do
>>76206555
Milka*
>there's only one season ticket holder in /bundes/ and it's a fucking consumer
pottery
JUST
>>76206568
x0.75 speed
>Losing the most important match of the season against fucking Wolfsburg
>At home
KEK
>>76206555
delet
>>76206570
he meant mirka
Holy fuck. Apparently, the security guy is dead.
>>76206565
whatever, brauner Junge
>bringing on more niggers
Sure, that will help....
>>76206562
No, they support the Lion of Damascus ofc
so is there literally any chance braunschweig comes back?
>>76206586
>Apparently, the security guy is dead.
god i wish that were me
>>76206586
Deserved it. #acab
>>76206598
based Düsseldorf dude
>>76206586
>people will believe this and give this guy tons of (you)s
why is it so easy?
>Reichlel
>>76206602
No, if they can't score a goal against this Wolfsburg defense in 150 minutes, they won't score three in thirty.
>>76206612
Top 6 next season my man
>Hoffe CL
>Leipzig CL
>Wolfsburg cucking Braunschweig
traditionsfans on SUICIDE WATCH
>>76206637
>this logic
how's your first day as a football fan?
>>76206637
feels bad
JUST Reichel my shit up
>>76206647
>Hoffe CL
not yet
>Golfburg never gets relegated
feels bad man...
How to improve this promotion contest
1) eliminate the game
2) have it be decided by penalties
What day you?
>>76206668
Hoffe will BTFO Liverpool
written in the stars
>>76206669
Her boobs must be so unbelievably saggy after she finishes her career, it's a shame
>>76206647
Hoffenheim ist nicht a traditionsclub?
>>76206669
>jule will never be your gf
ASHKAN GONNA ASH
>>76206687
Sounds pretty hot tßh
ok this game was shit. l8er nerds
>>76206711
i agree
>>76206727
Those glasses are ugly as fuck
>>76206651
watch them fail and apologize later
IT'S TIME
>>76206727
A cute
>>76206758
'no'
>>76206758
I think that's not the point of glasses
I like arab girls
Ken rEICHEL
>>76206803
for hipsters, it is
>>76206803
F
>>76206810
back to aleppo ahmed
Are Germans happy with this playoff way of relegation? Why not just bottom 3 go down
>>76206842
more €€€ and good method for our FA to keep in a big club (hamburg most of the times)
>>76206842
I prefer the English relegation system.
Or 3 up, 3 down, 4th from the bottom and top do relegation.
>>76206842
it ensures a promoted team is of a good enough qualitat
>>76206828
Kerber is a polish whore.
When I found out that her dad is a pole I dropped her.
>>76206842
We had this. They changed it a few years ago "for more drama and entertainment (read: shekeru)".
>>76206869
t. ronny the nazi
>>76206842
It was like this a couple of years ago and no, I fucking hate relegation because it gives shitclubs like Hamburg or Wolfsburg an additional chance to avoid going down
>>76206880
>t. ahmed the arab
Malli is so fucking shit
How are Braunschweig not even TRYING to score?
Has Lieberknecht been bought by the VW mafia?
what are the braunschweigers chanting now?
"IHR SEID NUR EIN ???"
>>76206880
Kek. No way. I prefer blacks and arabs to poles
>>76206916
IHR SEID NUR EIN ERSTLIGAVEREIN
>>76206882
>I fucking hate relegation because it gives shitclubs like Hamburg or Wolfsburg
there is literally no reason why braunschweig deserve to be promoted over wolfsburg. not a one player can finish
>>76206869
>dividing the white race
back to tel aviv shlomo
Who hoping for /Platzsturm? Riots PLS
>>76206880
>implying it isn't mostly Sören-Maltes, Jan-Fietses and Kevin-Jeromes hating on Volksdeutsche from the Ostgebiete
>>76206927
well in that case >>76206833
>>76206931
>there is literally no reason why braunschweig deserve to be promoted over wolfsburg
They finished 3rd while Wolfsburg finished 16th?
Why do hamburgers fans shout HURR DURR HSV all the time? Are they all retarded or are they calling the players retarded or what?
>>76206952
and look at how shit they have played over 180 minutes?
>>76206960
..better than Wolfsburg? Is it somehow Braunschweig's fault they got refballed to shit at Wolfsburg?
>>76206931
There is also no reason why a gigantic shitfest such as Wolfsburg deserves to stay up because of a wrong penalty and a blooter
>this Braunschweig """fighting""" """spirit"""
Is this the power of tradition?
kek red
>>76206968
>tfw Braunschweig was two good too win
I'll reiterate:
>Braunschweig
LAMO
>>76206968
>>76206975
Tbh I completely forgot about the Gomez handball which obviously changes everyhting
touche
though there is literally no excuse for Boland's miss
You had one fucking job.
How can somebody unironically like this Gomez cunt?
>>76207024
le smug uneven face man
>>76207024
>>76207024
bitches love his hair
>>76207000
The thing is, I don't really care about Braunschweig but Wolfsburg is a money-bloated soulless shitclub and the more of these clubs go down the better.
>>76207024
>7 8 5 10 3
bzw
Playoffs are a failure. Lower division teams always have economic unadvantage if compared with higher division ones.
Bundesliga should restabilish 3 direct relegation slots instead of 2.
>Gustavo
Fucking hell
>RICK JAMES
cocaine is a helluva drug
>>76207024
34152
>>76207050
money conquers all
>>76207073
Only if we let it.
Roger Schmidt to Mainz?
>>76207050
btw what do u think of all the money getting pumped into buttgart?
>>76207086
So you want the whole league relegated?
Braunschweig should get relegated to the 3. Liga for this.
ah well
>tfw I have thrown 50€ on Pittsburgh
hold me lads
lol beta ass wolfsburg bitchboys running from braunschweig fans
I like this result
>>76207148
gonna be a good match and i think the pens should do fine
however, pekka is REALLY goooooOOOooOoOd
BIELEFELD
BIELEFELD
BIELEFELD
>Braunschweig fans trying to act tough
>>76207024
Löw just loves fucking him. He must have a wonderful asshole.
Haha football fans are truly the lowest scum on earth
>>76207024
feel bad for barthel desu ;/
>>76207055
>goerges
>a 5
kys
>fire the coach the kept you in the 1. Bundesliga
>instead hire the guy that got relegated from the 3. Liga
M A I N Z
>>76207200
huuuuuuh? who did they hired?
And now Helene Fischer!
Is there a sport that attracts more insecure betas than football?
kek, enjoy Sandhausen away, you cunts
>>76207240
esports
>>76207240
tennis
>>76207240
of course not
>>76207246
Not even this
>>76207214
lel I bet I'm the only one who likes Siege
>>76207240
American football
>>76207290
Pussies
>you'll never be a policeman
>you'ill never beat untermenschen for a living
>effenberg: braunschweig war die bessere mannschaft
wait, what?
>>76207318
>wanting to mindlessly follow orders
HEIL
well, it was a good year, pleasure to spend the season with you bundes :3 please forgive my shitposts
>>76207318
but im cia
>>76207318
You'd never be allowed to beat up people you'd like and who deserved it.
>>76207349
isn't that the german dream?
Andries Jonker is the only likeable person in Wolfsburg
WHO DID MAINZ HIRED AS TRAINER?
>>76207356
See you next season
So, next /bundes/ during the EC?
who was the guy who was running around with a cuban flag in braunschweig?
>>76207385
will miss you
>>76207412
yes, maybe a bundestrans every now and then 2
>>76207433
Me
>>76207383
Pls respond
holy shit casteels' german is pretty good
>>76207365
That is to conquer the planet.
TOP KEK
BAUERNTÖLPEL BTFO
>>76207349
That's what you do at work too though, anon
>>76207433
His name is Sören. Don't know him in person though.
>>76207383
>>76207458
Sandro Schwarz. He was youth coach at Mainz.
>>76207505
Ugly
>>76207505
but thank you for the information
An actually interestin Hart aber Fair. Willie Lemke will drop redpills.
Football Calendar for the following weeks:
>Tomorrow:
1860 Munich vs Regensburg
>Saturday (June 3)
CL Final
>next Saturday (June 10)
WC qualifier: Germany vs San Marino
>afterwards (until the end of June)
Con Meme Cup
U21 Euros
>last Thursday of July/first Thursday of August (27 July & 3 August)
3rd EL qualification Round (with Freiburg)
>first Saturday of August (5 August)
Supercup (Bayern vs BVB)
>2nd weekend of August (11-14 August)
1st DFB Pokal Round
>Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday (15-17 August)
CL play-off (with Hoffenheim) & EL play-off (possibly with Freiburg)
>Friday, 18 August
/bundes/ is back!
>>76206842
not happy
€€€€€€€€€€€€€
>>76206916
Autolieferant
>>76207663
>ignoring Regionalliga playoffs
pleb
>>76207663
You forgot about our girls.
>>76207663
so only in the 26 days from July 1 to July 27 there is no football with German involvement on (the earlier EL qualification rounds with meme teams from meme countries start in early July already)
>>76207663
they actually did it :3