/trans/ - Mooy Ediition

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>Birmingham City boss Harry Redknapp was at Hampden Park for the Scottish Cup final to check on 29-year-old Aberdeen winger Jonny Hayes.(Birmingham Mail)

Ernesto Valverde, who is set to be announced as Barcelona manager on Monday, is keen to sign 27-year-old Manchester United midfielder Ander Herrera. (As.com - in Spanish)

>Monaco left-back Benjamin Mendy, 22, is set to enter negotiations with Manchester City about a move to Pep Guardiola's side. (SFR - in French)

And City are confident of beating rivals Manchester United to a second Monaco signing after their deal for Bernardo Silva. (Daily Express)

>>76199602
First for Javi Martinez to Liverpool

The Dutch rule /trans/

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017/2018 Premier League™ winners

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need a decent championship team to rescue irvine

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>de goey

we dem mooy boys

more like lose games 4-5: the team

What Championship team should I promote on fifa lads? Was thinking Derby

>>76199649
Heard some premier league clubs were poking around, at the very least he could probably move up to a promotion-challenging championship club

>>76199602
How likely is Mooy playing for Man City lads?

>>76199646
where's mbappe??

>>76199681
>How likely is Mooy playing for Man City lads?
Close to zero

>>76199681
>How likely is Mooy playing for Man City lads?
0%

>>76199681
his passing ability might see him get a shot in goal

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>>76199656
>tfw you'll never complete another premier league sticker album

>Chelsea are in talks with with Atletico Madrid over a £29m bid for their 22-year-old midfielder Saul Niguez. (Sky Sports)

>Meanwhile, Man City have been told they will have to pay £48m if they want the midfielder. (Daily Mail)

>Manchster United are interested in re-signing 28-year-old striker Javier Hernandez from Bayer Leverkusan this summer.(Independent)

>The Mexican forward is set to have talks with the Europa League champions over his future.(Daily Telegraph)

>Claude Puel "expects to be sacked" at Southampton and has already held secret talks with French Ligue 1 side Saint-Etienne.(Sun)

>Chelsea's departing captain John Terry, 36, has urged the club to invest heavily in the transfer market to compete in the Champions League next season. (Guardian)

>Manager Arsene Wenger will tell the Arsenal board on Tuesday that they should ignore fan opinion and focus on the facts when they consider whether they want him to stay on. (Daily Express)

>West Ham have made a bid for Manchester United's £20m-rated striker Antony Martial, 21.(Daily Mirror)

>Long-term Bayern Muncih target, 29-year-old midfielder Antony Modeste, has refused to commit his future to FC Koln.(Kicker)

>West Ham are reported to be preparing a cash-plus-player offer worth around £25m for 22-year-old Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford.(Newcastle Chronicle)

>>76199695
underrated

>>76199693
>>76199694
>>76199695
>they are actually going to let the championship player of the year go to a domestic rival for ~10m

>>76199602
I want Huddersfield to buy Mooy permanently. How big are his wages at shitty?

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T E A M
N E W S

>>76199707
>>76199707
>>76199707
Play-off final gamethread

>>76199646
>Gündogan
>alive
lol

>>76199730
probably unaffordable by da terriers :(

>>76199729
>a domestic rival
Barely

>>76199712
>>76199602
Southampton are unhappy with 8th?

>>76199741
if they want any aspirations of ongoing premier league football they should invest. the owner is pretty good, they have zero debt, whatever money they get for pl football should be spent improving the team

>>76199749
Literally 5 points from 17th, the mid pack this season were pretty shit the only standout performers were Everton

>>76199741
they'll get fuckloads from the tv money

>>76199777
get used to it i says

>>76199777
6 points u fuckin sperg

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>>76199731
>Blackett
He couldn't handle Scottish football a year ago

>>76199731
AL HABSI IN NETS

>>76199712
>Manager Arsene Wenger will tell the Arsenal board on Tuesday that they should ignore fan opinion and focus on the facts when they consider whether they want him to stay on. (Daily Express)
lmao

>>76199891
>focus on the facts
Like the fact they finished outside the CL spots?

>>76199891
stupid express, wenger makes the decisions not the board

>>76199776
Nah, if they want consistent PL football they'll need to invest that money into infrastructure and all that shit, not player wages. That is short term thinking that leads to implosion sooner or later.

If they do happen to get promoted they'll be battling relegation. It's stupid to assume anything else. We're talking about a team with one of the smallest budgets in the 2nd division.

Imagine working in a Tobey's Carvery in this heat.
I'd top myself desu

>>76200002
it'd all be worth it when our sam comes in and asks you for the usual lad

>>76200002
how jealous are you of the fact that i live a 5 minute walk from a toby carvery?

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Not fan of this heat desu senpaitachi

>>76199602
>perisic

Have Man Utd really fallen that far?

>deulofeu goes back to everton
>barcelona have option to sign him for 12m this summer

>>76200148
why bother

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>>76200148
Doubt they'll take up that option

>>76200189
Noel: 90*6 = 540
Tyra: 60*8 = 480

540-480 = 60 minutes

This is too easy. There's a trick in here somewhere

>>76200115
Perisic would unironically improve United, that's why they wont sign him and get the next Next Henry instead.

>>76200174
>>76200189
at 12m he's a very low risk investment. Buy him, loan him out if valverde doesn't want him and sell him for 30m or more next summer

>>76200217
>There's a trick in here somewhere
yes, amerifats are retarded

That play-off thread is cancer, fucking hell.

>>76200262
who would pay 30m

>>76200265
its the reading pasta autist

>>76200272
your mom lmao

>>76200283
And the Mooy Aussie bandwagoners.

>>76200262
Deulofeu is trash though. Typical eternal talent that will never make it because of arrogance.

>Leipzig being linked with two more Salzburg players

>>76200304
>there are people praising Energy Drink Germany as the saviours of the Bundesliga
People are seriously warped.

lol why would manure buy perisic?
they didn't know how to use di maria
perisic will flop as hard as him

>>76200320
fuck old money

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>>76200304
Leipzig caused so much salt that Mateschitz wants to rebuild Salzburg in Germany now.

>>76200337
its all bollocks they wont buy him

>tfw most of the gossip bollocks is literal literally whos

I think /trans/ has passed me by lads

>>76200363
I don't even come here for transfers.

what's the latest in the Benoit Assou-Ekotto to male porn star situation?

>>76200345
>sal(ts) means salt
neat

>>76199602
>be shitty
>boss has no idea about GKs
>signs Bravo
>everyone knows he will flop
>be given chance to fix it
>sign Brzilian GK

Will Pepe's legacy survive his time here?

>>76200304
You know what a fun scenario would be? Leipzig not being allowed to play CL because of Salzburg so Mateshit makes Salzburg forfeit.

>>76200363
It can get literally whoier
>Only a few months after St Gallen permanently bought him, and after signing his twin brother too, Albian Ajeti could end up returning to Basel, as part of their new philosophy of having a team from the city, for the city

>>76200378
'Arry is trying to get him to some sort of agreement. maybe bang bus and 'Arry drives on deadline day

>>76200247
He's like Robben but without any of the skills and no turning in abilities.

*carves*

>>76200392
he bought geronimo rulli too only to sell him 6 months later anyway

>>76200296
>12m
you're right he's retarded, but at that price/age he's a risk worth taking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alpgebgnUvw

>>76200393
>Leipzig not being allowed to play CL
will never happen though

>>76200513
>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/

>>76200513
"met koel bier en een zorropak"

komaan Diederik, dit is simpel

>>76200547
with cold beer and a zorro costume?

>>76200598
yes

>>76200547
I can't tell if this is actual dutch or english made to look dutch

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>Possession doesn't mean anything

>>76200337
Van Gaal didn't know how to use Di Maria. Also Di Maria stopped attempting to be a footballer after he left Madrid, same as Ozil

>>76200628
it could mean that rich clubs try to play posession

it's scattered enough to see that some of the most succesfull teams don't play posession

>>76200628
>better teams win more possession
>crap teams concede possession against the better teams

whoah...

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>>76200320
I seriously hate Bayern Munich though. Also I'm gonna but a Leizpurg shirt because its pretty unique looking

>>76200710
it's not too late to become a /life long/

>>76200710
>Also I'm gonna but a Leizpurg shirt because its pretty unique looking
Not really considering Salzburg and Red Bulls have the exact same shirts.

Also your image is C (triangular numbers)

>>76200437
He's le no end product man, dirbles in circle for days but never passes or shots or does it way too late and badly. I would considere taking him only as a sub and for 10m or less
t. Milan supporter

>>76200628
>that massive outlier in the bottom right of the grid
A quick look at the La Liga table says that's Las Palmas.

>you now remember the Las Palmas meme at the start of the season

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>>76200379
>>76199359
feels good, mang. Hope we can keep up the pace.

>>76200093
How much °C are we talking about here?

>>76200628
Possession is love. Possession is life.

Imagine signing Barkley for £50m

>>76200628
>best possession and GD
>fewest losses
>3rd place
>the City of Napoli
even worse than Spurs

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Threadly reminder Papu and the lads are going to tear up the Europa League next season

Any relevant rumours today, lads?

What Ligue 1 African is heading to the Prem for £20m?

>>76200867
Some retarded shitter please do it. Get him out of Everton please. Get him out of Everton for £25 milly

He only shows up against Hull and other shite teams.

>Manchester United have reportedly put Leicester City goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel on a two-man transfer shortlist. (Leicester Mercury)

really nigga? this guy is wack

>>76200890
Papu is leaving tho and Probably Conti too with Gagliardini and Kessiè gone alredy. I'm sure they'll find some other random youngster to replace them.

>>76200936
And Caldara.

>>76200909
>Really nigga? This guy is wack

Holy shit, could you be anymore customer? Do you not watch football? Kasper is solid as fuck.

>>76200952
I think Caldara despite being owned by Juve will stay another year, just like Spinazzola.

>>76200964
>Kasper is solid as fuck

yeah nah. he's shit. he's made a fuckload of mistakes this season.

Mooy could do a job for a top 11-20 prem club. Sell him for like £15m to one of those retarded clubss.

>>76200909
kasper is only good for a team who uses counter attack because his ball distribuiton is excellent
unfortunately that's only his strenght
i don't think manure will get much benifit from that

>>76201045
>thinking manchester city will do that

>>76200802
I agree he should only be used as a second half sub and as pure winger with very concrete instructions. Letting him improvise tends to lead to disaster because he's simply not very intelligent, not as a player nor as a person, and he's not a good finisher

he's job should be limited to dribbling the tired defender, running to the end line and crossing/passing

>I would considere taking him only as a sub and for 10m or less
30m and he's all yours

>>76201079
He'd probably be a better back up than Delph. They should keep him.

Tony Adams on Wenger:

>Wenger likes to be in control but he can appear evasive and keen to avoid confrontation. A stubborn determination still beats within him. “That’s why I think he’ll hold on to Arsenal. He said: ‘I’ve turned down every club in the world.’ But he would’ve been sacked after a year at Madrid. He would’ve had to go to from club to club. But, at Arsenal, he’s got total dominance. The board do nothing. Arsène has a free rein. He’s earning them so much money he can do what he wants. And I don’t think Arsène can let go. It’s an addiction. He’s also got a weird relationship with money. He’s on £8m a year but Arsenal’s junior coaches are on 30 grand. Chelsea’s coaches are on £90,000. Take £7m, Arsène, and give them all a rise. It’s not like he’s using the money to throw lavish parties for his friends because he hasn’t got none. He’s only got a few guys in France. I feel a bit sorry for him.”

>wenger has no friends
christ

Is this the correct way to read whoscored rating?

>world class (ronaldo, kroos, suarez, lewandowsky): 7.6
>top players (aguero, vidal): 7.4
>rising star (pickford): 7.2
>team backbones (lahm, bonucci): 7.0
>no end product (J.navas): 6.5
>disaster (C.bravo): 6.3
>a freak (messi): 8.6

Also attacking player tend to be 0.2 point higher than the defensive one.

>>76201159
>Chelsea junior coaches are paid £90k
That must be the easiest job in the world

>>76201193
The correct way is to watch them yourself and not look at retarded stats.

>>76201195
>coaching 5,260 loan army recruits from all around the world

i wouldnt say its that easy

>>76201159
i actually regret not doing biology in college so i could go into sports science and become a football coach. i did physics instead and engineering is fucking dead

>>76201159
>He’s on £8m a year
AYYYYYY

>>76201195
Yeah, they have really talented youngsters. Chelsea just do fuck all with them. Christensen looks good. Solanke should be playing and Musonda is a genuine talent who just needs to bulk up but they'll not achieve much due to >Chelsea.

>>76201224
There's no way i can follow a guy that suddenly in god mode in turkey or ukraine.

Lads,

L A D S

>Poop

>>76200045
>Pint of dry white wine
>Honey-glazed Gammon
>A bit of roast beef with a dripping glaze
>All the yorkshires he can fit in his hands
Something like this probably

>>76201159
This is sad and hilarious at the same time

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>>76199646
>three at the back

>>76201244
>become a football coach
join a coaching academy and take the coach exams, plenty of managers have careers that have nothing to do with football (engineers, doctors, teachers, etc). You don't even need a past involved with footballer

>>76201254
True, but you only mentioned well known players in your post so I just assumed you were rating well known players based on who scored.

Still not a good way to measure as Oumar Niasse had a 7.29 Whoscored at Lokomotiv but came to Everton and got a 6.24

Day 2 since the fa cup final: still seething.

>>76199749

No, they're unhappy with the boring as fuck anti-football and constantly changing starting 11

>Striker scores a goal
>Is promptly dropped for the next game, to ensure he doesn't do so again

>>76201362
cost me a 1000
wouldn't be in debt right now
fuck off arselel

>>76201304
might actually try this. i have a bunch of clubs within a 30 minute drive including QPR, Arsenal and Watford.

>>76201446
poison their infrastructure lad

destroy them from within

>>76199712
>>Chelsea are in talks with with Atletico Madrid over a £29m bid for their 22-year-old midfielder Saul Niguez. (Sky Sports)

Interesting.... Keep me posted.

>>76201492
no

>>76201316
>from dominant team in russia to pl mid table
Of course the guy will struggle. But least its fun to check casual analysis of some players and predict his future.

>>76201159
Can't believe I feel sorry for Wenger now

>>76201434
>betting
Blud you asked for it. Stop before it's too late.

>>76201434
Louis, please stop. You have a problem

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quality shoop

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>>76201362
Here, reading this always bring a smile to me.

>>76201504
......Why not??

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Well?

>>76201574
ayy

>>76201574
I am almost starting to feel bad for Poopeetino desu, he just needs to get better in the cups and he could have a decent career at Spurs.

>>76201620
I don't see how they don't win something in the next few seasons with their squad

>>76201630
I do.
>get btfo in the quarters in the cl
>don't care about the league cup
>lose against a team wearing red in the fa cup final
>still behind Chelsea who will spend big to improve, so I can't see them win the league either

>>76201630
poochettino will find a way to win nothing, don't worry

>>76199646
>Silva at CM
>Walker at CB
>3 at the back with no WBs
Stop memeing when you clearly know nothing about the game

Redpill me on Jean Michael Seri

Any updates on the literally who to Liverpool situation? Wondering which Bundes players are on Klopp's list this year with Toprak and Dahoud already signed and Leipzig being financially strong enough to keep players like Werner, Forsberg, Keita.

>>76201820
>implying that madman has any plans or an idea what he is doing

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Will he stay or will he go, /trans/?

>>76201895
too far from the kitchen

>>76201895
obviously 10

>>76201895
10 metres

>>76201895
10m la

>>76201895
10

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>>76199835
>mfw i found out al habsi didn't play in that fa cup final

I love this meme of mathematics problems in /trans/, really gets the synapses working

>>76201963
Seems bang average to me son

How is it 10?

>>76201846
don't underestimate Liverpool, their best players all have many years left on their contracts. If they can sign a striker and a few good defenders they'll have a better squad than United.

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Strootman renewed until 2022 la's

There are more Everton fans than there are Liverpool fans in my uni, AMA

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>>76201994
Pythagoras m8

>>76201908
who would want him that could afford him?

>>76201994
pitagoras

>>76201994
piefagorus

>>76202015
everyone has a better squad than united

Anyone know what's gonn happen with Manolas? Rumours for him with Inter , Rumous for him with United, Rumours for him with Arsenal. Rumours for him at Barcelona.
Where is this bad boy going.
Vermaelen loan to Roma from Barca was considered a buyout guarantee for Manolas.

Anyone got current news?

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>>76202046
>pita
That's my dinner sorted then

>>76201994
it's worth remembering that 3-4-5 is a right triangle then you don't even need pythagoras.

>>76202016
Looks like he ll play about 10 matches more for Roma in his career till 2022

>>76202068
I'd say barcelona have the starting cbs covered, not sure either part would be interested

I can't remember exactly, Reading's stadium is one of those with a shit camera angle isn't it?

>>76202098
There is nothing worth remembering about Reading

>>76202129
i remember they almost killed cech

>>76202072
>implying pythagoras works with anything but right triangles

>>76201908
He's staying.

>>76202174
Isn't there a variation of it that includes angles and works for every triangle?

>>76202174
why are you quoting me there my fried fish appreciating friend?

>>76202174
>what is non-euclidean geometry

get a load of this flat-earther

>>76202231
It's just banter my comes-to-our-beaches-to-dig-holes-in-the-sand friend

>>76202097
on a 3-4-3 apart from Pique Umtiti I don't see anyone else Barcelona tier with Mascherano on the go. Id also hope he doesnt go to such a good team and possibly get benched becuse we need a solid and in form CB for our NT if we wanna qualify anyways.

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>tfw only got 6 months to finish my homework

help las

>>76201591
>well aware that aquafresh are tight-fisted
If I give you rope, for FREE, will you hang yourself, pls

>>76202070
>Corn
Wew

>>76201434
>voting against the most succesful manager in F.A. Cup history

you are retarded.

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>>76202342
>In mathematics, more specifically in the area of modern algebra known as Galois theory, the Galois group of a certain type of field extension is a specific group associated with the field extension. The study of field extensions and their relationship to the polynomials that give rise to them via Galois groups is called Galois theory, so named in honor of Évariste Galois who first discovered them.

>tfw I understand nothing about this phrase

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Back on the liquor boys. Just got a D on my exams.

>>76202413
Exam of what?

>>76201895
12.

>>76200890
Base Papu

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If these are the actual level of mensa question i might apply desu

>>76202341
truth is they only have 2 back up cbs and they are both old and crocked (mathieu, masche) so he could join barcelona but really haven't read/heard much about this transfer

they also have marlon in b team, a young brazilian cb who seems to be ok though a bit limited and raw

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So his dad says he should leave for Manure. Will he?

>>76202449
Probably these are for the american section of mensa.

>>76202449
9

>>76202343
I'd rather kill myself by getting into an accident on your horrible roads Lucas

>>76202391
evariste was a supreme gentleman

>>76202342
>tfw the most advanced maths I had to study was distribution theory and basic complex analysis a few semesters ago
feels good la this stuff is getting too autistic after a certain point

>>76202463
Along with Griezmann, James, Bonucci and Dybala.

>>76202425
I don't know how to translate it properly, but it was in depth about genetics and what have you. Completely fucked it up.

>>76202463
They're just trying to force barca into giving him a new contract

>>76202042
Real Madrid, apparently.

>>76202626
he has 4 years left so he's out of luck

this game is arse hope they both lose and we just have a season with 19 teams

18 team league >>>>>>> 20 team league desu

>>76197652
>Daily Express

We tell you newfags every fucking /trans/ which papers are worth paying attention to. Daily Express is not one of them. They write any old bollocks. If Wenger wanted to stay (as oppose to the club not wanting him to stay) he'd have sorted it out months ago. He has said 'no' to sorting it out because he's not getting the support of the board. Last year was the first year ever Arsenal spent over £100m in a transfer window. Now? City have already spent £100m and it isn't even the window yet. How is Wenger suppose to compete when United, City, Chelsea and Liverpool are spending £100m+ every season, in and out. Even Spurs have spent over £100m more in total since the PL began than Arsenal, yet have next to nothing to show for it.

That's all. Wenger has always been against spending big and he has no choice but to do it these days. So he's probably going to say that. It doesn't matter if he stays OR goes. Next season's manager, whomever it is, needs to spend.

>>76202824
true. all the shit teams that do nothing but injure players from good teams with their muderball are completely pointless.

>>76202662
>replying to Norway

Wew laddy.

>>76199602
>Mooy Ediition

Gonna be funny as fuck if Huddersfield win and then can't get back any of their loan players

>>76202762
>reading
>arse

haha, fuck off. Reading (The Royals) are one of the most unique, exciting teams to have ever played in the Premier League. Founded in 1871 in the Royal County of Berkshire we are one of the oldest clubs in the entire world and every year has been a roller coaster ride, a roller coaster fun enough to be suitable for Legoland in Windsor, another Berkshire town.

Reading, in their short stays in the Premier League, have introduced the following memorable superstar players to the fans of the division

>Steve Sidwell
>Hal Robson Kanu
>Adam Le Fondre
>Brynar Gunnarson
>Bobby Convey
>David Kitson
>Leroy Lita

This is just a few of the pieces of gum that Reading have given the fans to chew on in their short stays in the division. Exciting and memorable players. We have also had several exciting matches. For example

>Reading 6 West Ham United 1

These are just some examples of the thrilling matches that Reading have been involved in. Indeed, whenever Reading are in the Premier League it has been estimated that violent crime in Bangkok is down by 5% due to the people coming off the streets to watch READING. And the fun doesn't end there. We are managed by Jaap Stam, the former Manchester United defender. Former Manchester United defenders always make for exciting times when placed into management positions and I have no doubt Jaap will be no different. In fact we Reading fans have a chant for him 'Chinese JaapStamanese Dirty Knees Boobies' which is done to mock opposing players who are either from China (Chinese), Divers (dirty knees) or fat (boobies). We are very exciting so fuck off.

Hi there lads, it's me Jaap Stam AMA

>>76202996
who are you, Jaap

the winner of this should have to beat hull

>>76202510
basic group/ring stuff is fun 2bh, lagranges' thm is nice

actually applying galois stuff to real life beyond the quintic result involves advanced quantum mechanics autism

Man city need to get relegated so we get fun playoff finals again

>>76203029
I'm a Dutch football manager and former player who is currently the manager of Reading.

>>76202824
you could cut it down to 14 teams and you'd still have plenty of shit left in every league

we pennos now

>>76201752
shut up you wool
do you think players are on Fifa and will stick to their position for 90 minutes?

The winner of the FA Cup and the team that finishes 4th in the league should play a "play-off" game to qualify for the Champions League.

If the team that finishes 4th happens to win the FA Cup then they just qualify

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>you will never be as deluded as Manure customers

>Al Habsi is still at Reading

wut

>>76203169
>literally the belgian system

>>76203169
wouldnt happen would take gloss off the cup making it a qualifying tournament

we them mooy boys fassy

state of stam's shoes

>mfw Reading is my nearest team
>mfw need them to get into PL to make up for Oxford losing the EFLC final two seasons in a row

>yfw the terriers win the premierl eague

CELEBRATION THREAD

>>76203547
>>76203547
>>76203547

Moooooooooiooiooy

>reading were 3-2 up and had two penalties to all but secure it
>they blew both of them

>Huddersfield enter the premier league with no players left as they go back to their parent clubs

Ah yes, this is the team I want in the premier league

>>76203588
All they had to do was aim for the corner and we could've exiled the huddersfield poster for another year
>>76203584
Can't wait to see him back at man city next year :)

>>76203604
all 2 of them?
stay bitter waitrosefag

>>76203169
What if 1-3 win it

>>76202463
Saw him in Enfield earlier

>>76203622
>Mooy, Palmer, Brown, Kachunga, Ward
>2

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Who /comfy/ here?

>>76203604
Would rather have an attacking team under BTEC Klopp than another Boro waiting to happen.

Don't care for either of these clubs. Wagner is a meme. Would have preferred to see Leeds or Wednesday for the memes

>>76203674
>yorkshire posting is going to be a thing now

I'm ok with this

>>76203703
leeds would have been nice so romania could make some relevant posts for once

>0 out of 6 in playoff finals
>Reading

>>76203703
This. Leeds would have been GOAT. Why do they always fuck it up?

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>>76203747
IT'S NOT FAIR. IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME!

>>76203703
>I don't like Wagner because he is a meme
>I want Leeds or Wednesday for the memes
????

>>76202129
I think slowdive come from reading. So, there's that.

>>76203703
WE ALL AYTE LEEEE'S CUM

>>76203747
tfw the only joy in my life as a Swindon fan is watching them choke

WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS WE DEM MOOY BOYS

>>76203707
Anyone else drink Yorkshire tea?

>>76203672
ingolstadt just got relegated so I would imagine they'd be keen to sell kachunga

>>76203776
Picked the 3 ugliest players

>>76203795
10/10

>>76203674
>beautiful weather today
>going to spend the evening at a friends', drinking beer and smoking cannabis
Top /comfy/

>>76203815
racist

>>76203774
He doesn't like that Wagner is a meme, he wants Leeds because they produce memes.

Learn.

>>76203821
>unable to have a spliff or a drink at will now because of my gf
>been 2 and a half years and love her dearly
>still pissed at this one childish thing

guess im a manchild desu

>>76203802
Earl Grey or Orange Pekoe desu

READING AUTIST BTFO
READING ARE FUCKING SHIT

>>76203858
English breakfast you fucking ponce

>>76203886
>calling someone a ponce whilst drinking pussy old lady tea

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>kortwa

>>76203895
>calling someone out on calling someone a ponce when he drinks tea instead of vodka in coffee in a thermos to deal with his hard workday as a groundsman in the rain

so Huddersfield Town would you like your 3pts against Liverpool now, or would you prefer to have them added later?

>>76202129

Reading had some memetastic games, like the 7-4 loss against Portsmouth and a 6-4 lost against Spurs or someone as well I think

>>76203886
Can't have that no more since Brexit happened la'

>>76203802
I drink scented tea.

>>76203794
>Swindon
>Can't even get to finals

Oxford fan here. You suck. If our chairmen weren't poorfags we'd have been in PL by now.

>>76203961
The also had that meme game against arsenal in the league cup a couple of years ago, think it finished 7-5 or something stupid

>>76203986
after Reading were 4-0 up

>>76203975
Yeah well our chairman's literally a conman

Reading is a boring yo-yo club anyway

>>76203961
They lost 7-5 against Arsenal one cup game, then the following league game (like 3 weeks later) lost 5-2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgUMJKGnOUg

Good bants that game was.


>>76204001
Was against Arse and it went to ET after arsenal equalised in 93rd min.

>>76204022
And to cap it all off, Arsenal then lost to League 2 Bradford in the next round

>>76204029
Yeah but this was the League Cup where Wonga plays memes. The only reason he put on 1st teamers was he couldn't lose 4-0 to Reading.

>>76203854
Grow a set of balls you fucking manchild.

>>76203916
>hard work
>groundsman

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAH

Huddersfield will finish the season in last place and go straight back down.

>>76203854
>not doing just a little bit of heroin whenever she's out working
manchild

>>76204071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdCXuwUWnLo

>>76204118
They probably want to

It'll make a fuckload of money and cost them nothing in wages

>>76204135
You now remember Gervinho

i love /trans/ lads

>>76201159
An alcoholic and drug abuser imagines that a 67 year old accountant actually wants to throw "lavish parties". That tramp Adams should realise that not all grown men wants to act like 18 year old chavs.

>>76204135
>Gervinho

>>76204185
Literally the only reason I come to /sp/ anymore. Love you guys

>valverde
fucking why

>>76204216
who else

>>76204117
>being the only person in charge of keeping 20 acres of land looking presentable
>not hard

>>76204229
Moyes is free at the minute.

>>76203986
>>76204001

Forgot about that one

I can only hope Huddersfield prove to be as much of a joke

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>>76204216
Player

>Español
UEFA Cup: Runner-up 1987–88

Manager

>Espanyol
>UEFA Cup: Runner-up 2006–07

>>76203854
spliffs are for teenagers

you need to grow a pair if shes stopping you from drinking

>>76204022
>90+4
>Score on the 95th minute

>>76204240
>mowing a lawn
>trimming a couple hedges
>putting down weedkiller
>digging a hole
>painting a fence
>looking into holes

>hard

>>76204293
>having minimal understanding of the job

>>76204022
Don't suppose anybody has that 5-7 game archive?

>>76202129
That's not entirely true...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rp3toJ9cAQ

>>76204302
>actually being a groundsman

>>76202449
3.

>>76201993
Bang average meme best kick off. Was talking to that lad when i was trying to launch "But, ok" Koeman meme but failed miserably.

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>>76204169

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>valverde confirmed as new barcelona manager
in case there were any doubts left

When will Wenger announce his retirement?

where will poois enpeeque go now

>>76202468
They would get it done in 3 minutes if there where 9

>>76203776
what are the stars for?

>>76204293


did that yesterday
>>mowing a lawn

doing that this week
>>trimming a couple hedges

buying that tomorrow
>>putting down weedkiller

making a French drain this summer
>>digging a hole

did that 2 weeks ago
>>painting a fence

doing that
>>looking into holes

> tfw not a groundsman

>>76204418
poois enpeegay

>>76204420
9 painters would get 9 walls done in 3 minutes ya dingus

>>76204426
for the club that proves you don't need trophies to be stars but they are stars

Reminder Huddersfield have had a more successful season than Liverpool, City and Spuds

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who /a/?

>>76204418
nobody knows, few days ago he said he would be attending barcelona games as any other fan, sounded like he was going to rest this season

>>76204461
Do ABLive's ever lose?

are your groundsmen English or do you give those jobs to brown illegal immigrants as well?

>>76203269
>liar spreading his toxic lies
How can you even look at yourself in the mirror.

>>76204462
>tfw now big eyebrow gf

Why is 2D so perfect bros?
Fucking hate being an ugly cunt.

>>76204485
Usually illegal immigrants or the deranged(rapists, pedos, autists, disabled).

Never known a normal person to do that kind of work.

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>>76204462
Me senpai

>>76204498
The actual Belgian system is a bit shit desubh,

Not very fair. Either no playoffs or no league.

>>76204556
There are no actual play-offs. It's a mini-league with the top 6 from the regular season. Can't win it just beating on the shitters. Uefa coefficient hasn't been this high in a decade or 2. Pretty comfy tbqh.

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>>76204514
>Hey! You know what anime was good?
>What?
>Angelic Layer!
>Oh yeah. That was good. What you have in mind?
>So we make Angelic Layer...
>Okay, sounds good.
>But then remove all the combat, upgrading, amusement and general enjoyment and make it about lol so whacky Toy Story style waifu shit
>O-oh...

No thanks.

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>Spurs have signed 19 year old Cenzig Under for £8m

Ah yes just the kind of transfer to get Spurs across the line and win the league

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>Yorkshire team gets promoted
>it isn't Leeds
NEVER EVER

>>76204671
>literally who
>literally who team
>8m