How does it fit?
>>76167562
through the mouth
>>76167562
Shaq's a small baller.
>>76167562
>le dick size is proportional to body size meme
found you r eddit!
>>76167598
t. baby-dicked lanklet
>>76167562
>le pussy size is proportional to body size meme
found you r eddit!
>>76167627
>>76167664
>>76167562
Pretty easily
>>76167758
Why did she date him if he had a small dick? Is it just because he's tall? I guess women prefer dicklets to manlets
>>76167788
I guess women prefer money to anything
>>76167562
Like the Ball family, he's /BBSD/
>>76167788
>Why did she date him if he had a small dick?
People don't date based on dick size.Life is not a porno.He is loathed and is famous.He can score most sluts even if his dick is 2 inches
>>76167758
>Vanessa
Wait isn't that Kobe's wife?
He's only allowed to sex women under 5'3. If he mated with a 6'+ amazon we'd just have a whole family of ogre giants stomping on whole foods and pillaging apple stores.
Shaq knows that we aren't ready for that type of power. That's why he puts the X chromosome equivalent of a restrictor plate on.
>>76167788
wouldnt you date a qt grill that you really like if she had small titties?
>>76168291
>not preferring DFC
wow just leave
>>76167657
He's probably average or slightly above average.
>>76168291
Women don't fuck with their tits lad
>>76167562
Sorry. Her name is Nicole HOOPS Alexander. And she dates a basketball player... come on!
>>76167562
Her head inserting in his ass?
>>76168652
well, scientifically, you dont need more than ~3.5 inches to satisfy a women so unless you has a microdick, you can say that everything on top of that is excess just for pleasure, same as big-tittied grill
>>76167562
It's a dick and it's a coochie. Babies come out of there, so dicks should fit.
>OP has never fucked a spinner with one of those short but wide Pud-Dick vaginas
>>76167627
It's slightly correlated with foot size, and Shaw has legendary sized feet, so I'd guess the dude is packing a tree stump
>>76169729
It's the other way, you idiot. Height is correlated with dick size and foot size. Dwarves with who wear size 14s don't have monster dongs.
>>76168652
It's funny because in Germany tit-fucking is literally called "spanish".
>>76171407
Except its not, retard.
>>76169729
>tfw lanklet with big feet and only slightly above average dick
>>76167627
>>76167664
>>76168652
Women don't usually orgasm from penetration anyway. Oral is where the good lover is made
>>76172105
This is true
>>76167562
If it doesn't, he must acquit.
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