How does it fit?

>>771485

through the mouth

>>771485
Shaq's a small baller.

>>771485
>le dick size is proportional to body size meme

found you r eddit!

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>>771487
t. baby-dicked lanklet

>>771485
>le pussy size is proportional to body size meme

found you r eddit!

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>>771488
>>771490

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>>771485
Pretty easily

>>771492
Why did she date him if he had a small dick? Is it just because he's tall? I guess women prefer dicklets to manlets

>>771493
I guess women prefer money to anything

>>771485
Like the Ball family, he's /BBSD/

>>771493
>Why did she date him if he had a small dick?
People don't date based on dick size.Life is not a porno.He is loathed and is famous.He can score most sluts even if his dick is 2 inches

>>771492
>Vanessa
Wait isn't that Kobe's wife?

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He's only allowed to sex women under 5'3. If he mated with a 6'+ amazon we'd just have a whole family of ogre giants stomping on whole foods and pillaging apple stores.

Shaq knows that we aren't ready for that type of power. That's why he puts the X chromosome equivalent of a restrictor plate on.

>>771493
wouldnt you date a qt grill that you really like if she had small titties?

>>771499
>not preferring DFC
wow just leave

>>771489
He's probably average or slightly above average.

>>771499
Women don't fuck with their tits lad

>>771485
Sorry. Her name is Nicole HOOPS Alexander. And she dates a basketball player... come on!

>>771485
Her head inserting in his ass?

>>771502
well, scientifically, you dont need more than ~3.5 inches to satisfy a women so unless you has a microdick, you can say that everything on top of that is excess just for pleasure, same as big-tittied grill

>>771485
It's a dick and it's a coochie. Babies come out of there, so dicks should fit.

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>OP has never fucked a spinner with one of those short but wide Pud-Dick vaginas

>>771488
It's slightly correlated with foot size, and Shaw has legendary sized feet, so I'd guess the dude is packing a tree stump

>>771508
It's the other way, you idiot. Height is correlated with dick size and foot size. Dwarves with who wear size 14s don't have monster dongs.

>>771502
It's funny because in Germany tit-fucking is literally called "spanish".

>>771510
Except its not, retard.

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>>771508
>tfw lanklet with big feet and only slightly above average dick

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>>771488
>>771490

>>771502
Women don't usually orgasm from penetration anyway. Oral is where the good lover is made

>>771514

This is true

>>771485
If it doesn't, he must acquit.

>>771485
Like a literal glove.